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  1. Re:Donkey Kong? on Ridiculous Game Character Names Exposed · · Score: 1


    Mebbe because Kong was hung like a Donkey???

  2. Re:Open Source is NOT the issue - its the IMAGE. on Compiling a List of Funny Anti-Linux FUD? · · Score: 1


    No, no, no! The interface to the high holy Linus kernel should be XML-based...

  3. Re:That's nothing on PHBs Getting "Secret" IT Training · · Score: 1


    Outsource upper (mis-)management...

  4. Yeah... on 64-bit Toys for Athlon-64? · · Score: 1


    Start working on porting GIMP, OpenOffice and some other apps to 64-bitness

  5. Re:Let's change the name on Transmeta Introduces The Efficeon · · Score: 1


    Efficeon sounds like something that would come out yer butt...

  6. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy on Does Your Company Censor the Content for You? · · Score: 1


    ...punch in slashdot.org...

  7. Re:You're MISSING a point on PC World: Apple G5 Gets Trounced By Athlon 64 · · Score: 1


    ...and the 64-bit SGI O2 wasn't a desktop???

  8. Re:In Other News on Microsoft Patents Your Local Weather Report · · Score: 1

    > organic bellows

    A.K.A. "sphincter"

  9. Re:they also got a patent on web services yesterda on Microsoft Patents Your Local Weather Report · · Score: 1


    Why is it every time I read a patent document, my colon wants to jump out and strangle my brain...???

  10. John Walker... on Trusted Computing · · Score: 1

    Wasn't he the wanker that got terminated by one of Arnie's buds in the T movies?

  11. One word: on Better Media Container Formats? · · Score: 1

    XML!

  12. Re:New Napster on Napster Tries Again · · Score: 1

    And they paid $5 million for it...

  13. We know who to blame on Spammers Using Hacked Machines as Decoys · · Score: 1

    > control of 450,000 Trojaned systems

    This is all Microsoft's fault.

    We need to fire up a few more lawsuits in other countries against the buggers for excreting such holy software...

  14. Re:5th most powerful? on Torvalds the "5th Most-Powerful Man in Tech" · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Butt plugs all around!

  15. Re:Round filing cabinet on How Do You Manage Requests in Your Organization? · · Score: 1

    Requirements: Outlook and .NET Framework.

    Puke! Barf!! Vomit!!!

  16. Re:You are a newbie on A Database of Patched Software? · · Score: 1

    ...and pray that Windows Update doesn't bugger up their machines...

  17. Re:This rose by any other name would just smell on SGI Compares Linux & System V Source Code · · Score: 1


    - Sh*teheads, C*nts and Orifices?

  18. Re:Ben can save us on Benjamin Franklin, Civic Scientist · · Score: 1


    Mebbe if he could tell modern day Americans that they have their heads up their arses, they would listen...?

  19. Re:Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image on Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image · · Score: 1

    Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!
    Hee! Hee!! Hee!!!
    Har! Har!! Har!!!

    I just pissed myself laughing...

    The funniest thing I've heard all year.

  20. Re:The obligatory link... on Expensive Geek Toys Roundup · · Score: 0
  21. Re:Excellent to see... on Open Source Making Inroads in Small Businesses · · Score: 1


    and a CD-R with the same content from a friend is what, 42 cents?

  22. Re:competative disadvantage and PR flim-flamming on Merrill Lynch Rips Sun · · Score: 1

    > PR campaign

    Marketing Speak for PHBs.

    Lop off half of your brain and you will understand it...

  23. Re:Gabe Newell on Closest Asteroid Yet Flies Past Earth · · Score: 1


    Humanity will drive itself to extinction all on its own - it don't need no help from outside forces like asteroids or alien invasions...

  24. Re:Did it. on Living Life in Fast-Forward · · Score: 1


    I'd pay money to see that done to every single minivan, SUV and pickup on the planet...

  25. Because... on Scientists Discover Why the Cookie Crumbles · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    some fat lard assed American sat on it...