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Mebbe because Kong was hung like a Donkey???
No, no, no! The interface to the high holy Linus kernel should be XML-based...
Outsource upper (mis-)management...
Start working on porting GIMP, OpenOffice and some other apps to 64-bitness
Efficeon sounds like something that would come out yer butt...
...punch in slashdot.org...
...and the 64-bit SGI O2 wasn't a desktop???
A.K.A. "sphincter"
Why is it every time I read a patent document, my colon wants to jump out and strangle my brain...???
Wasn't he the wanker that got terminated by one of Arnie's buds in the T movies?
XML!
And they paid $5 million for it...
This is all Microsoft's fault.
We need to fire up a few more lawsuits in other countries against the buggers for excreting such holy software...
Butt plugs all around!
Puke! Barf!! Vomit!!!
...and pray that Windows Update doesn't bugger up their machines...
- Sh*teheads, C*nts and Orifices?
Mebbe if he could tell modern day Americans that they have their heads up their arses, they would listen...?
I just pissed myself laughing...
The funniest thing I've heard all year.
Man-size butt plug.
and a CD-R with the same content from a friend is what, 42 cents?
Marketing Speak for PHBs.
Lop off half of your brain and you will understand it...
Humanity will drive itself to extinction all on its own - it don't need no help from outside forces like asteroids or alien invasions...
I'd pay money to see that done to every single minivan, SUV and pickup on the planet...
some fat lard assed American sat on it...
Mebbe because Kong was hung like a Donkey???
No, no, no! The interface to the high holy Linus kernel should be XML-based...
Outsource upper (mis-)management...
Start working on porting GIMP, OpenOffice and some other apps to 64-bitness
Efficeon sounds like something that would come out yer butt...
...punch in slashdot.org...
...and the 64-bit SGI O2 wasn't a desktop???
> organic bellows
A.K.A. "sphincter"
Why is it every time I read a patent document, my colon wants to jump out and strangle my brain...???
Wasn't he the wanker that got terminated by one of Arnie's buds in the T movies?
XML!
And they paid $5 million for it...
> control of 450,000 Trojaned systems
This is all Microsoft's fault.
We need to fire up a few more lawsuits in other countries against the buggers for excreting such holy software...
Butt plugs all around!
Requirements: Outlook and
Puke! Barf!! Vomit!!!
...and pray that Windows Update doesn't bugger up their machines...
- Sh*teheads, C*nts and Orifices?
Mebbe if he could tell modern day Americans that they have their heads up their arses, they would listen...?
Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!
Hee! Hee!! Hee!!!
Har! Har!! Har!!!
I just pissed myself laughing...
The funniest thing I've heard all year.
Man-size butt plug.
and a CD-R with the same content from a friend is what, 42 cents?
> PR campaign
Marketing Speak for PHBs.
Lop off half of your brain and you will understand it...
Humanity will drive itself to extinction all on its own - it don't need no help from outside forces like asteroids or alien invasions...
I'd pay money to see that done to every single minivan, SUV and pickup on the planet...
some fat lard assed American sat on it...