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  1. Re:There has to be a way to get out of the IVR on Do Kiosks and IVRs Threaten Human Interaction? · · Score: 1

    Except when they just disconnect you.

    I get "I'm sorry, that is not a valid extension" sometimes, and then the IVR starts over.

  2. Re:What about program-specific a-la-carte? on Cablevision Suing Viacom Over Cable Bundling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ohhh, you didn't want to pay for the parts you weren't watching? Well, that'll be another $120/mo in processing fees.

  3. Re: For those who are concerned about me on Groupon Still Losing Money, CEO Is Fired And Leaks Final Email · · Score: 1

    If you were there you would love a good old fashioned sociopath CEO, at least they will fire 5 people to save 50.

    Except that the good old fashioned sociopath CEO would never have reached this point in the first place. He'd have fired the 50 long ago to pad out his golden parachute and long since jumped ship.

  4. Re:What does it matter? on When It's Time To Scale, US Manufacturing Hits a Wall · · Score: 1

    yet it will employ nobody except a couple of engineers to watch over the plants.

    Why would they do that? When it catches fire and burns to the ground, they'll just file an insurance claim.

  5. Re:So What's The Point on HTML5 Storage Bug Can Fill Your Hard Drive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Subdomains are free. With a wildcard DNS record, you have nearly an infinite supply of them.

  6. Re:How did the fiber cross the road ? on British Farmers Growing Their Own Internet Service · · Score: 2

    They just put one of those little rubber cable covers across it it to keep the cars from tripping as they drove over the fiber.

  7. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy on Linus Torvalds Explodes at Red Hat Developer · · Score: 2

    You, sir, are a liar. I've worked for half a dozen Fortune 500 companies

    Oh wow, the Fortune 500! That's what, 0.0001% of all the companies in the world? I'm sure that's totally representative of how things are done.

  8. Re:When government is involved-everything is polit on Got a Cell Phone Booster? FCC Says You Have To Turn It Off · · Score: 1

    and you'll see polluters paying restitution.

    So when that pesticide smell settles over your whole city you'll just go door to door at the chemical companies and say "pardon me my good sirs would you permit me to come in and see whether this noxious odor has emanated from your abode"? How many of them are going to let you on the property? How many of them are going to admit to poisoning everyone?

    That this is how the EPA currently works (self inspections, self reporting, etc) because nobody will give them the money to hire inspectors with the force of government is beside the point.

  9. Re:Death of Slashdot? on Illinois Politician Wants a Kill Switch For Anonymous Speech Online · · Score: 2

    Anyway you slice it they don't have the right to confiscate it without a warrant.

    Oh no, they don't have the right to search YOU without a warrant, but standing jurisprudence is that your money is not a person and therefore has no rights. See Civil Forfeiture.

  10. Re:No they didn't on Google Patents Staple of '70s Mainframe Computing · · Score: 2

    In order for your statement to be true - EVERY single bit of the description below would have to be included in that 70's mainframe you are talking about

    In order for your statement to be true, the Doctrine of Equivalents would have to be eliminated.

  11. Re:Talking of the Oxford English Dictionary on Oxford Tests Self-Driving Cars · · Score: 2

    Silly Americans naming the metal flap that covers a car engine after a type of headwear... oh, wait... :-)

    says the people who load all their groceries into their footwear to carry it back home.

  12. Solutions, not problems on EFF Proposes a Working Code Requirement For Software Patents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The majority of the software patents I've seen are simply a statement of a problem, not a solution. They do nothing to promote the progress of science, and as such should not be considered valid patents, and the laws should be changed to make them not valid patents.

    Following the EFF's proposition would be a good way to make sure that your patent states a solution and promotes the progress of science.

  13. Re:I can't join the free speech religion. on Philippine Cybercrime Law Put On Indefinite Hold · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, the Sherrif's officers who beat Rodney King ... "Performance Art" ... because it was done on camera!

    So what are you saying? That it's not art?

    If it's not art, then should the government be able to forbid the public from seeing its employees beat people?

    I'm all for declaring beating Rodney King to be NOT art AND declaring that the government should NOT be able to ban people from seeing it because the entire concept of "art is speech" is COMPLETELY WRONG.

    But yeah, I guess if you've got a hardon for keeping people from seeing two people doing it in front of a camera, you've got to draw a line somewhere, to hell with everyone on the other side of that line.

  14. Re:Welcome to Capitalism on Ron Paul Asks UN For Help Geting Control of RonPaul.com Domain From Fans · · Score: 1

    If I beat you up for your lunch money, and then offered to give it back to you, would you go without lunch despite the fact that you are of the belief that you shouldn't have your lunch money taken away in the first place? Hardly

    If you started an entire movement devoted to the hatred and shunning of bullies, and one of them offers to treat you to lunch using their ill-gotten spoils, you can go to lunch if you want, but it definitely looks bad from the outside.

  15. Re:block china on How a Chinese Hacker Tried To Blackmail Me · · Score: 4, Informative

    knew how to "block all of the Chinese IP ranges"

    Okean.com has the goods.

  16. My attempt to translate to English: on Amazon Patents the Milkman · · Score: 1

    A program for providing recurring delivery of products consisting of a computer that:
    1. Receives a designation of a "delivery slot" and a list consisting of:
    1a. what to deliver
    1b. how much to deliver
    1c. how often to deliver it
    2. Periodically creates an order with the date and time of the next delivery slot, in advance of the due date of the delivery.
    3. Places items on the order based on when they were last ordered, and the frequency to deliver them.
    4. Checks to see if a change is made to the list after the order is generated and before it is shipped, and if so the order is updated to reflect the change.
    5. Sends the order to a fulfillment system in time to have it delivered (close to) on time.

    If anything in here is novel, it's going to be automatically generating an "order" in advance, then automatically updating the "order" if necessary when the list of items is changed between when the order is created and when it's shipped.

  17. Re:It's official on Amazon Patents the Milkman · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's not really like a milkman, or even how a milkman operated

    I was a milkman once, let me tell you it was a tough job. I had no idea what my customers wanted, when they wanted it, or hell, I didn't even know where they lived, I just wandered around town until I ran out of gas then dumped the whole load of milk in the ditch and walked home.

    Just think, if only someone had invented a way to keep a list of people, what they wanted, when they wanted it and where they wanted me to drop it off, I might have been able to keep my job a second day!

  18. Re:Wrong Analogy on Moving the Linux Kernel Console To User-Space · · Score: 2

    Amusingly, a century ago the complaint was that "tillers worked just fine for steering boats so why change things?" so the first cars were steered by tiller.

  19. Re: What a surprise! on Email Trails Show Bankers Behaving Badly · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hell, the definition of "sub-prime" is "Freddie and Fannie won't touch this".

    Freddie and Fannie didn't insure a single one of these mortgages. Their problem is that they got suckered into backing their prime mortgage insurance business with investments that had been rated AAA by S&P.

  20. Re:I Got It! on Deloitte: Use a Longer Password In 2013. Seriously. · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? Well mine's Korect hors battrey stappl

  21. 100 posts and nobody asked... on Facebook's Graph Search: Kiss Your Privacy Goodbye · · Score: 1

    Is everyone really 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon?

  22. Re:I have a better idea... on Richard Stallman's Solution To 'Too Big To Fail' · · Score: 1

    Multiple bank accounts. Which is precisely what everyone does when the amounts are large enough that they need to be secured.

    Unless Corporate People get different rules than People People, "everyone" doesn't do this. At a single bank, I can have an insured account in my name, an IRA containing an insured CD in my name, an insured joint account in me and my spouse's names (ok, not that one), an insured revocable trust, an insured irrevocable trust, an insured employee benefit plan, an insured corporate account, and an insured government account. Each with their own $250k limit.

    The standard deposit insurance amount is $250,000 per depositor, per insured bank, for each account ownership category.

    The FDIC insures deposits that a person holds in one insured bank separately from any deposits that the person owns in another separately chartered insured bank. For example, if a person has a certificate of deposit at Bank A and has a certificate of deposit at Bank B, the accounts would each be insured separately up to $250,000. Funds deposited in separate branches of the same insured bank are not separately insured.

    FDIC

  23. Re:I have a better idea... on Richard Stallman's Solution To 'Too Big To Fail' · · Score: 2

    and those propsing the same kind of "banking" will never get promoted again.

    Also LOL. Property-backed CDOs are on the rebound. This time will be different!

  24. Re:I have a better idea... on Richard Stallman's Solution To 'Too Big To Fail' · · Score: 1

    the shareholders would be on the hook for the "non-payments".

    Shareholders aren't on the hook for jack shit. They'd be "wiped out" in the sense that the C stock they paid $500 for became worth $10, but none of C's creditors got the $490 difference.

  25. Re:Isn't is a shame on Ask Slashdot: What To Do About Patent Trolls Seeking Wi-fi License Fees? · · Score: 1

    disbar a few lawyers and others will start to actually evaluate claims before filing them

    I'm sure the lawyers in charge of the Bar associations will get right on that.