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Linus Torvalds Explodes at Red Hat Developer

sfcrazy writes "Quite a lot of people raised their eyebrows the way ex-Red Hat developer Matthew Garrett made Microsoft the 'universal' control of any desktops PCs running with UEFI secure boot. Though the intentions of Garrett were clear — to enable GNU/Linux to be able to run Linux on Windows 8 certified PCs with secure boot; it was clearly putting Microsoft in a very powerful position. Linus, while a supporter of secure boot, exploded at Garrett and Howells when they proposed its inclusion in the kernel. Linus responded: 'Guys, this is not a d*#@-sucking contest. If you want to parse PE binaries, go right ahead. If Red Hat wants to deep-throat Microsoft, that's *your* issue. That has nothing what-so-ever to do with the kernel I maintain. It's trivial for you guys to have a signing machine that parses the PE binary, verifies the signatures, and signs the resulting keys with your own key. You already wrote the code, for chissake, it's in that f*cking pull request.'" Update: 02/25 17:24 GMT by U L : The headline/article are misleading, since mjg seems to agree that the patch is a bit complicated : "(I mean, *I'm* fine with the idea that they're *@#$ing idiots and deserve to be miserable, but apparently there's people who think this is a vital part of a business model)". The issue at hand is a set of patches to load and store keys inside of a UEFI PE binary which is then passed to the kernel, which then extracts the keys from the binary. It's absurd, it's messy, and it's only needed because Microsoft will only sign PE binaries so not supporting it makes restricted boot even more difficult to support.

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  1. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well.. we have found Steve Ballmer's account name on Slashdot apparently...

  2. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He claims to love Linux, but what he really loves is himself.

    Kinda puts that whole 'dick-sucking contest' comment in a whole new light, doesn't it?

  3. Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd love to see the two having an argument.

    1. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, but this is abuse. Argument is next door, room 12A.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would certainly rise the demand for popcorn.

    3. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for bet on Ballmer. Whilst both of them can get pretty pumped up (monkey dance anyone?) what separates them in my opinion is that Ballmer has experience chucking chairs at people.

    4. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by gman003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Argument or fight?

      Argument, Torvalds, hands down. Ballmer just screams loudly, he can't actually form a logical, coherent argument or come up with any witty comebacks. Torvalds is no Cicero, but he can definitely tell someone how to fuck off.

      However, Ballmer seems to be more prone to physical violence. Torvalds better learn how to duck. Or parry. Otherwise it might be a short fight.

    5. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over what? What possible topic could they both get fired up about? The price of coffee? The weather? Thrust to weight ratios of Herman Miller products? BitCoin backed US currency?

      Any topic that pisses off one of them would almost certainly seem to the other to be the clearest, most common sense idea ever.

    6. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      Not even Linus is chair-proof.

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    7. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I imagine that Torvalds would lose specifically because of the reason you state. He would probably just leave and therefore lose by default. Arguing with people who can't form a logical coherent argument is both frustrating and a huge waste of your time. You can't win an argument if the person you are arguing with refuses to change their opinion and doesn't even use logic and truths to back up their own opinions.

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    8. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe Linux should ask his wife -- the six-time Finnish national Karate champion, according to Wikipedia -- for some fighting tips.

    9. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torvalds is going to need to learn that particular skill well.

      If he can karate chop the chairs I'd say he's got a good chance of winning.

    10. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by tinkerton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Argument is next door, room 12A.

      No it's not.

    11. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree here. To paraphrase the immortal words of Don Cherry "Finns of Swedish descent don't fight."

    12. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by JWW · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you can dodge a chair you can dodge a ball.....

    13. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this hit on the head lessons?

    14. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by tinkerton · · Score: 2

      It's the Monty Python Argument Clinic sketch. Everyone knows that.

    15. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by PPH · · Score: 1

      Argument or fight?

      I've seen Ballmer in the local Starbucks a few times. He's a lard-ass and doesn't look too agile. It would be Torvalds' hands down (particularly if Tove gives him a few pointers).

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    16. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

      great, now you've given me the mental image of Ballmer as Donkey Kong, tossing chairs down the tower to knock Linus off before he gets to the top.

      somebody really should do a ROM hack for that.

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    17. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by scott.todd · · Score: 1

      Argument is next door, room 12A.

      No it's not.

      That's just contradiction.

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    18. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I magine he could leave the physical fighting to his wife, if need would arise. :>

    19. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by JoeCommodore · · Score: 2

      Argument is next door, room 12A.

      No it's not.

      That's just contradiction.

      Will this be a standard sexually explicit cussing and corporate death threat argument, or would you prefer additional chair throwing? At the reasonable adjustment of five pounds per 5 minutes.

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    20. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torvalds can always send in his wife (former national karate champion of Finland)

    21. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by msauve · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying it would be a fight between hardware and software. Should be interesting.

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    22. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it *IS*.

    23. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Choose your Weapons:

      [ ] Chairs
      [ ] Penguins

    24. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, they don't.

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    25. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With RMS in his St. Gnucius as the "damsel in distress"?

    26. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1

      This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction.

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    27. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Torvalds better learn how to duck. Or parry.

      Dodge! Spin! Thrust!

    28. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by sjames · · Score: 1

      Torvalds better learn how to duck. Or parry. Otherwise it might be a short fight.

      Or have a really hot soup ready.

    29. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is!

    30. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by marsu_k · · Score: 1

      Torvalds better learn how to duck.

      That shouldn't be too hard, he already knows how to penguin.

    31. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never won an argument with an ignorant person.

      --someone, not me

    32. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no they don't.

    33. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no we don't

    34. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't.

    35. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

      Banksy, is that you?

    36. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argument is next door, room 12A.

      No it's not.

      No it is.

    37. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not a dick sucking contest! How dare you have the nerve to question a pale, flabby, Finnish fatboy man-child?

      I'm going to fucking KILL room 12A! How dare you have the nerve to question an old, fat, bald and sweaty monkey-man?

    38. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that Microsoft's HR philosophy?

      Everybody scrambling to get to the top or at least to stay alive, and the guy at the top knocking off anybody that gets too close.

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    39. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wot a stupid concept!

    40. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is.

      Oops, sorry, I'm in the wooshroom.

    41. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Yes they do.

    42. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't work for Geraldo.

    43. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus explodes. Oh my God. This is terrible. When did it happen? Did they manage to save any body parts?

    44. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Torvalds better learn how to duck. Or parry.

      Or bring his wife along.

    45. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argument or fight?

      Argument, Torvalds, hands down. Ballmer just screams loudly, he can't actually form a logical, coherent argument or come up with any witty comebacks. Torvalds is no Cicero, but he can definitely tell someone how to fuck off.

      However, Ballmer seems to be more prone to physical violence. Torvalds better learn how to duck. Or parry. Otherwise it might be a short fight.

      The best argument for linus torvalds is a statement against steve ballmer.

  4. Can any one help... by MrBandersnatch · · Score: 2

    me to better understand the issue here?

    1. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It appears that the Ex-Red Hat dev wants to include support for Secure Boot (as ultimately controlled by Microsoft) in the Linux Kernel itself, while Linus does want to do this on ideological grounds because that would acknowledge that Microsoft has control. Linus is being a bit of a Palestinian about it.

    2. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are three ways of booting an OS on a store-bought UEFI-with-secure-boot machine.
      1) disable secure boot. This works the same as a regular UEFI boot.

      2) Sign a boot loader with microsofts key, that is almost certainly preloaded into the Secure Boot loader. The disadvantage is obviously that you are beholden to MS to sign it, with the advantage being that it will Just Work, with no need to touch the UEFi firmware for the end user.

      3) Sign your boot loader with our own key, and require the end use to enter that key into UEFI Secure Boot loader. Ability to do this on x86 is a REQUIREMENT for win8 hardware certification, so you can be assured the option will be present unless the OEM commits a major fuck-up.

      Linus is pissed that Red Hat want Option 2 to become the prm for Linux, rather than Option 3.

    3. Re:Can any one help... by mehemiah · · Score: 5, Informative

      First of all, its not just ideological that he doesn't want such specific code in the Linux kernel. For the same reason he doesn't want to put tools/kvm in the kernel, its not germane to BEING A KERNEL so its NOT going into the kernel! read the mail yourself. Its like a government program, in that its likely to live forever, however, Linus wants Linux to outlast Microsoft AND RedHat and that code will become vestigial as soon as microsoft moves on to some other way to control hardware vendors. On the other hand, do servers need secure boot? NO, do tablets need secure boot? NO. So this is Linus admonishing developers for even SUGGESTING to include such a corner case in the code of the linux kernel.

    4. Re:Can any one help... by smash · · Score: 0

      Seriously, redhat should just fork the kernel and implement all the enterprise friendly features that have been wanted for years that Linus refuses to implement. The core is good enough now, and could do with stuff like a stable driver ABI, code signing, Dtrace, Zfs, etc.

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    5. Re:Can any one help... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      Thanks for a cogent and even handed explanation. Now his "tantrum" makes more sense.

    6. Re:Can any one help... by stooo · · Score: 1

      >> The core is good enough now, and could do with stuff like a stable driver ABI, code signing, Dtrace, Zfs, etc.

      It just seems these features are not needed/wanted...

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    7. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, we are much further in.

      This is about PE binaries, also known as Windows EXE files.

      As I understand it, it's about signing of drivers, e.g. nVidia drivers, and Redhat doesn't want to sign those, they want nVidia to get their drivers signed directly by Microsoft. And Microsoft will only sign windows EXE files, so this means that signed nVidia Linux drivers have to come in a Windows EXE file, which the kernel then needs to be able to verify the signature of, before loading the driver inside the EXE file.

    8. Re:Can any one help... by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

      The problem with ZFS is a licensing issue. If you want it in the kernel send a memo to Oracle asking for it to be relicensed under the GPL v2. Same thing for Dtrace.

      The stable driver ABI issue has been mitigated ever since Dell contributed DKMS support to the kernel. The NVIDIA driver uses it for example.

    9. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > fork the kernel and provide a stable ABI

      That is RedHat's business model in its essence. You pay them to not break stuff :)

    10. Re:Can any one help... by slim · · Score: 1

      a bit of a Palestinian about it.

      -1 Flamebait

    11. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he probably meant Philistine but even that doesn't make much sense since Linus is quite informed.

    12. Re:Can any one help... by dynamo · · Score: 1

      "A bit of a Palestinian"??

      Seriously, Anonymous Coward, that doesn't help clarify things at all. It's going to mean vastly different things to different people. Personally I find your analogy's implications offensive, but I won't go into detail because that would be following that distracting path further out into the woods.

      Second, you have a typo missing a pretty important word - it should be "Linus does NOT want to do this in ideological grounds".

      Also it's not so simple as it being an ideological objection. Linus argues that a major kernel addition that only runs binaries specifically and individually approved by a commercial entity with a history of actively trying to destroy linux, is perhaps a bad idea. He even uses the phrase "requires a lot more thought". Sure, later on he gets more angry and forceful in his arguments, but I agree with his decision here.

      Trust and past behavior matter in human and corporate behavior - especially in the installation of a new system to manage trust at the very lowest core level of the operating system. Microsoft is has not proven to be, in my experience, technically competent or worthy of trust.

    13. Re:Can any one help... by dynamo · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the detail - interesting.

    14. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, Torvalds typical Tourette reaction any time 2 people decide to get together and make his toy operating system be remotely useful to the masses. I think it's time RedHat just forks the kernel and goes it alone. Let Linus take his ball home in peace.

    15. Re:Can any one help... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Thats the most ridiculous idea ever.

    16. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, do servers need secure boot? NO, do tablets need secure boot? NO. So this is Linus admonishing developers for even SUGGESTING to include such a corner case in the code of the linux kernel.

      You are mistaken in thinking that servers and other devices (routers, switches, tablets, etc) would not benefit from secure boot. Part of the role of secure boot is to block attack vectors that involve compromising the bootloader of a machine to execute code that is not verified for that machine. Such exploits (often called root kits) can be used to compromise servers, allowing them to be used as staging points to either further penetrate an organization's network or to distribute malware to others.

    17. Re:Can any one help... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, do servers need secure boot? NO, do tablets need secure boot? NO.

      I'm fairly certain you could not understand secure boot less, or be more wrong in a single statement.

      Secure boot is good EVERYWHERE. It is in no way 'A Bad Thing'. You can argue 'MS control' all you want, but excluding the MS part and secure boot is useful in all computing devices, it protects against a known attack vector that gets exploited time and time again and in days where all CPUs are capable of running in a nearly undetectable hypervisor OR undetectable (mostly) System Management Mode doing things the OS has no clear idea about its environment being secure.

      If anything, servers are the first place it should be implemented. Linux isn't 'totally secure'. Even if the kernel isn't rooted, theres PLENTY of software packages that can be. Secure boot CAN stop one of the vectors those software packages use to embed themselves without detection. But you know what, you don't need any protection, you go ahead and keep running your shitty PHP apps until libphp.so gets exploited, working its way back up your webserver process until it fan find a leak big enough to make a mark on you.

      Secure boot is the first step into providing a virus free environment. It is actually required if you want to actually TRUST what you are running.

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    18. Re:Can any one help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm...

      I for one would like my server and tablet to have secure boot.

      Do desktops need it? Not really. It helps.

      But I would /really/ like to know if my server had a rootkit nail its bootloader.

      For android tablets... well, frankly every phone vendor out there is probably getting off furiously to the idea of a bootloaded locked down phone...

      But I agree -- this crap doesn't belong in kernel

    19. Re:Can any one help... by mehemiah · · Score: 1

      Ok, indeed, secure boot is pretty good anywhere but this really shouldn't go into the kernel mainline. Something as big as this can remain out of tree like xenkernel did for years. Like Linus said, there's already kernel module signing we can always extend the signing to support other key types but the actual binary parsing really shouldn't go in.

    20. Re:Can any one help... by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      me to better understand the issue here?

      Microsoft is trying to turn the PC industry into a limited device like a tablet or smart phone. Where the hardware is handcuffed by the whims of the software controlling it. Or worse, your device is limited by the service provider you purchased it through.

      There are a number of people who do not use microsoft products on their computers at all. Its bad enough that these people are forced to support a dying software monopoly like microsoft every time they want to purchase a new pc... but now they will be forced to run proprietary code at the core of everything else they wish to install on it. As a result, every user of such a PC will need to trust Microsoft to allow them to operate their computer hardware in the way that they desire. And they will need to blindly trust compiled code from a company that appears to have a history of abuse in their dealings with manufactures and competitors. Not to mention the fact that existing Microsoft operating systems are generally poorly designed and coded as evident by having the highest number of bugs, viruses, malware and keyloggers.

      From my personal perspective: I would love to stop paying Microsoft over and over again for products that I never want and never use. But now it appears that this useless company (to me) is trying to insert themselves as the underlying and embeded system to decide whether or not I can use my computer hardware in the manner I desire. I just see this as another reason why Microsoft will continue to take money from me for years to come and essentially provide me with nothing. Well... maybe they will provide me with insecurity.

    21. Re:Can any one help... by HairyFeetLovesBallme · · Score: 1

      Very few attacks(include Rootkits) involve the bootloader. Locking down the boot loader does jack shit to protect against OS and user level exploits.

  5. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, as soon as they can get over this ideological bullshit and act like professionals, then, maybe, the year of linux on the desktop might magically materialize.

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  6. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by ledow · · Score: 5, Informative

    Given that Linux is running on everything from my phone to my sat-nav to (some of) my clients to (some of) my servers and just about every oddball bit of embedded hardware in my entire workplace, I don't think Linux is suffering much.

    And what he's basically doing is telling MS, and MS sycophants, that he doesn't want an OS where MS has to "sign off" on any changes in the bootloaders, etc. to make sure they are "secure". It's like being told that all pensions in the world now have to be signed off by Robert Maxwell, who can revoke your ability to use yours (even if you're nothing to do with him) on a whim.

    The day MS lets in a bit of code into their OS that lets Linus turn off any and all Windows machines he wants - whether on a whim or for a good reason - and that they have to run past him every time they want a change made, that's the day I'll let someone put MS-signed junk into a Linux kernel that I use.

  7. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "fix" seems to have included parsing PE binaries inside the linux kernel. That deserves getting shouted at. What you don't understand is that Linus doesn't care if more people adopt linux if it requires making the architecture smell bad.

  8. Linus has always been an a-hole by rtobyr · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Remember when he criticized GNOME? That was about as professional as a judge recommending a lawyer. What about when he called the OpenBSD team a bunch of masturbating monkeys? Linus is an a-hole. This isn't news.

    1. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now hold on, everyone criticizes GNOME, and why condemn Linus for making a perfectly valid observation about the OpenBSD team?

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    2. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm... Gnome 3... great... yes... (Not!)

    3. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by iapetus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In particular it isn't news to Linus. Which is how git got its name.

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    4. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      So you mean two other times he used harsh language to say a perfectly true things?

      People who do dumb shit, deserve to get called on it.

    5. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by smash · · Score: 1

      Maybe because Linux owes the openBSD team plenty in terms of discovery of holes in open source software, providing a secure SSH daemon, etc?

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    6. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. we have found Linus Torvalds account name on Slashdot apparently...

    7. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by fredprado · · Score: 2

      And in which way that makes his observation less true?

    8. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make them any less of a bunch of masturbating monkeys.

    9. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

      As an OpenBSD user and enthusiast for 12 years, I find your remarks very offensive. Linus is NOT an asshole, Theo de Raadt is the one True Asshole, and that why we love him.

    10. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well lets analyse those two things.. GNOME is genuinely considered a UI mess by the majority 1-0 to linus.. the BSD kernal has decided to make LUA the choice for writing kernal modules, 2-0 to linus. Seems like the guy is spot on regardless of the delivery method.

    11. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Linus says something about user interfaces or other software systems it is easy to ignore. In that context he is just some schmuck running his mouth. When he says something about the linux kernel then I take him quite seriously. When he speaks about linux he is the expert on the subject, and his opinion has weight. When he speaks about gnome it is just another, random personal opinion.

    12. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GNOME ... Red Hat ... thank god for pattern recognition.

    13. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by hodet · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is an asshole, but if somebody were to call me a masturbating monkey then I would know where I stand with them. I rather see an asshole coming at me head on then behind my back.

    14. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people respect professionalism and candor. If I wanted to listen to emotional rants I'd play Halo. At least twelve year olds have a bit of excuse for not being able to articulate their points.

    15. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2

      nobody criticizes gnome anymore, because of Unity, everyone things of Gnome as the Holy Grail of user interface and communication :)

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    16. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't say that. In fact, jibes at GNOME are getting so old I gather Seth MacFarlane included one in his Academy Awards presentation last night.

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    17. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing professionalism and stupid political correctness. Linus is very professional.

      If "professional" means "euphemise until your head explodes to avoid hurting somebody's feelings", then the professional world needs to burn in hell.

    18. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GNU/Linux might owe openBSD, but not Linus and not Linux

    19. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Nobody criticizes Gnome anymore, because those who used to use it have switched to other desktops. Or use tablets. Perhaps it's better for tablets.

      Speaking of which, I'll have to try Mate again soon. I really don't like KDE4 as well as I liked Gnome2 (or KDE3). And LXDE doesn't really satisfy my needs...comes close, but not there. There's also a third one I seriously considered, but I can't remember it's name at the moment. It uses the icon of a mouse to signify the menu. That was also close, but not quite,... note that all of these alternatives are better than EITHER Gnome3 or Unity, unless you are using a tablet. Or a phone. I don't know about those environments.

      As far as I am concerned, KDE4 was a failure, because it's a considerably worse user experience than KDE3, but it's nowhere near the disaster that Gnome3 was.

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    20. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather bet the masturbating monkeys(BSD) than the monkeys eating their own feces(Linux).

    21. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professional means not making stupid homophobic, racist or sexist comments.

      If Linus was CTO and berated an engineer like that, he should be lawyering up for the inevitable lawsuit.

      We all have our pet ideologies, one of mine is belittling people based on sexual orientation, race, religion, or disability has no place in modern society. Linus' behavior is not acceptable, and does nothing but damage the community.

      Who knows how many gay or female developers out there who have never contributed to OSS, and never will, because of the prevailing brogrammer machismo bullshit that taints the entire community? Seems only corporate hired guns submit patches these days, that's no surprise. I sure don't want to deal with that kind of nonsense in my personal time.

      Where's the line for you? Is it OK for Linus to call women bitches? To call black people dumb niggers?

    22. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to give Linus a pass, 20 years ago. Kids act like this. Angry old men "becoming so old as to outlive their usefulness" [thanks spock] is something most try to avoid.
      Wake up Linus, there's still time not to be a douche your whole life.

    23. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody criticizes gnome anymore, because of Unity, everyone things of Gnome as the Holy Grail of user interface and communication :)

      Which rock did you crawl out from under?

      Or was that sarcasm?

    24. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus is extremely unprofessional in some of his responses to people, and it always rubs me the wrong way - I don't like to see it.

      That said, he is also usually correct in those situations, and indeed in this one. I commend him for that, but really really wish he would stop acting like someone who spends way too much time on 4chan or reddit.

      I used to think very highly of him. These days I very much respect his work, but not so much him. I wouldn't like to meet him, and I would never work with him. He is far too disrespectful towards people, and that in itself is very telling about a person.

    25. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by ProbablyJoe · · Score: 1

      There's also a third one I seriously considered, but I can't remember it's name at the moment. It uses the icon of a mouse to signify the menu.

      Sounds like you're talking about XFCE. It's quite similar to Gnome 2, simple and usable, but is indeed lacking some features and polish.

      You might want to look into Cinnamon too. It's a fork of Gnome 3 developed by Mint, but is available on various other distros now. It uses the underlying code of Gnome 3 but has an interface similar to Gnome 2. I haven't tried it myself, but it has been getting good reviews.

    26. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well unlike the Linux community, those masturbating monkeys produce tons of great code. How many remote root exploits has Linux seen this year? 10? 20?

    27. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by heypete · · Score: 1

      I've had quite a good experience with MATE (and Linux Mint) on a desktop system. The way Mint does things is a little different than plain-vanilla Gnome 2 but it's far superior to Unity, Gnome 3, etc.

      Xfce is also quite good, but I find MATE slightly more familiar as I used Gnome 2 for a long time. Cinnamon's not bad but the performance isn't nearly as snappy as MATE on my netbook.

    28. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Where did he say anything about anyone's sexual orientation?

      Someone fellating an organization is something that can only exist in a metaphorical sense.

    29. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People actually use Linux.

    30. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not by choice.

    31. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, by choice, not that it matters.

    32. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I've got one portable with Mate on it. It works. It's better than Gnome3. And I've just spent an entire day (well I was interrupted by other jobs, so say 2-3 hours) trying to figure out how to configure a printer. (I finally did it from a terminal, but the GUI tools just don't seem to be there.)

      It's better than Gnome3, but that's a low bar.

      I installed Cinnamon a few months ago, but it was too slow to stick with. Probably things that will be worked out with development, so I'll look at it again in another few months, unless I'm better satisfied with the desktop I have installed. (Truthfully, my only real problem with KDE3 is the stupid popup panels that there appears to be no way to turn off. ... But it's a severe enough disfeature that I'm willing to conside alternatives. Unfortunately, one requirement imposed by my wife is that it MUST run the electric-sheep screensaver. This lets out lots of contenders....like xfce. (You were right, that was the desktop I was trying to remember.)

      N.B.: There are lots of instructions for running electric-sheep around that depend on it running in the xscreen-saver. The current version fails when you try to do that. Those instructions are for an old version whose servers have been disconnected.

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  9. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I dunno... If you read the entire conversation in context it's not that bad and seems more like a slight fist shaking rather than explosion.

  10. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Linus wasn't the person he was with the ideals he have Linux would have been as relevant as Minix or Haiku today.

    Yes, he acts like an ass sometimes, usually when someone makes a choice that isn't viable in the long term.

  11. Re:What an unprofessional baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Here in real life, you don't last long on the job if you treat your colleagues like that.

    Steve Jobs disagrees with you. Or he would, if he were still alive.

  12. spirit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like this Spirit. The spirit of excellence

  13. Ideology is what it's all about by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd be interested to know how you can separate words like "free" and "open" (as in "free" and "open source" software) from ideology.

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    1. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BSD license. Essentially "here's some cool shit, go nuts. Just mention us in the credits!" No political BS trying to enforce your world view on others.

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    2. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And as long as it's about an ideology, rather than being a good user experience, Linux will continue to fail on the desktop.

      The only reason it's found success in other markets (phones, servers, embedded systems) is because of the meaning of free that's not ideology - free as in beer.

    3. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Too bad in real life what that gets you is a dying OS.

      What happens is changes do not make it back, no one is forced to cooperate and the OS stagnates and dies. This is why BSD is still so far behind with modern features.

    4. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Must be why its the core of juniper JunOS, every Netapp filer, every iDevice, every Mac, every Cisco IronPort, etc.

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    5. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Must be why its the core of juniper JunOS, every Netapp filer, every iDevice, every Mac, every Cisco IronPort, etc.

      Corporate dead ends, in service to antihumanist zaibatsu.... unlike OpenBSD or debian GNU/Linux, which are advancing the human condition through openness and sharing.

    6. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by fustakrakich · · Score: 0

      This is why BSD is still so far behind with modern features.

      You mean glitzy gadgets, right?

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    7. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      go and lay down, you've had enough

    8. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 2

      Whatever. I'll sleep better at night knowing that if i have a drive die in my filer overnight, Netapp will ship one to my doorstep to pop in by tomorrow morning.

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    9. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you forgot hundreds of thousands of printers, thousands of elevator controls, pbx and phone switches.

    10. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      How many of those contribute back?

      Which means all that use does nothing for the other users of BSD.

    11. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2, Informative

      The CSRG was funded by DARPA while they created BSD while Linus was creating Linux gratis. So I would say there was probably very little ideology in the BSD license. Probably just a memo from DARPA.

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    12. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by yacc143 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, it's simple, for these closed-source commercial offerings, the option of being able to close the source is valued more than features, especially hardware compatibility is not overly relevant, considering the fact that it has to run on a highly limited set of hardware.

      Put bluntly, considering that the alternative is either Windows, which has bad license requirements for manufacturers, and is not exactly a high performance OS (just to illustrate, the Win7 here manages to slow down even a nice new SSD by over a magnitude in the filesystem code just copying small files on NTFS), and on the other hand you've got Linux that has license conditions that are not acceptable (or perceived so by the legal dept), and say some performance enhancements and quite a bit of hardware support that you don't need anyway, ...

      Hard choice, isn't it?

      For a generic OS, I'll stick with Linux, because that's where all the advanced stuff is relevant.

    13. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by teg · · Score: 2

      I'd be interested to know how you can separate words like "free" and "open" (as in "free" and "open source" software) from ideology.

      For businesses, separating "ideology" and "free"/"open" is the norm. Many companies use e.g. LAMP and Red Hat Enterprise Linux because it's the best for them.

    14. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the core of those products because those products are proprietary and the BSD licence allows this. It's obviously attractive to companies which wants to use open source code but not have to contribute back.

      The net result is that the BSD's develop much slower than Linux where enhancements are being contributed back as per the licence requirement rather than being kept as a competitive advantage.

    15. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The choice isn't just Linux, BSD or Windows. There are plenty of closed source proprietary commercial OS'es that appliance manufacturers could use instead, but they charge licensing fees.

    16. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by gmuslera · · Score: 2

      Worrying about the present and not for the future is ideology too. Don't let your language decide for you what matters.

      From my point of view ("good" is a subjective evaluation, after all), Linux and its ideology gave me better user experiences than the alternatives, if even because i had more than just one desktop to pick from, and keep running most of my prefered apps in all of them. And in mobile also gave me better user experience, at least in my last 2 phones (n900 and n9) than the existing commercial alternatives.

      Don't dismiss the ideology, it don't come alone. With it comes synergy between separate projects, plenty of people with new ideas that can effectively try them, options and control for you, and a lot of other things that you could dismiss or desesperatly need in different situations

    17. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by maztuhblastah · · Score: 2

      Most of those, actually, in both code and cash (and some in both). Which you'd know if you actually followed BSD development.

    18. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 2

      Plenty of them do. Conversely, plenty use Linux and do not contribute back all of their modifications as they do not distribute. Including google for example.

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    19. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everyone has the right to set the terms for using _their_ code. BSD advocates see nothing wrong with charging for proprietary products built on open source but somehow it's 'political BS' when someone says you can use my open source code but you must also open source your code when you combine it with mine. Seriously?

      If you want to write open source code for proprietary companies to use as they wish then that's very generous of you and go right ahead, meanwhile some of us (quite alot of us actually as GPL is the most widely used licence) prefer writing 'open source code' for 'open source projects', under a licence which ensures that we are entitled to enhancements made to our source code.

      There's no right or wrong here, just different preferences.

    20. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by h4rr4r · · Score: 0

      Oh bullshit.

      Apple keeps all the interesting stuff to themselves and it is not like Juniper is interested in giving anything away either.

    21. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      Must be why FreeBSD has DTrace and ZFS, whilst Linux has Systemtap and btrfs.

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    22. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      How many of those contribute back?

      I can't say for sure but I can say some _SERIOUS_ work in OpenBSD was funded by a huge multinational with no real interest in software. They needed the work to be open source for regulatory reasons and they explicitly didn't want their company name on that work.

      So some big companies do give back for their own reasons.

    23. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by sheehaje · · Score: 2

      Because what would be horrible is to be able to build my own storage devices and be able to spend $100 on a hard drive (with overnight shipping), instead of $800 I would pay to Dell or EMC or NetApp when my support contracts go stale because they want exorbitant amounts of money to keep support on older proprietary systems.

    24. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which definition of "free and open source" are you using to include every iDevice?

    25. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Toasters. How can you forget toasters?

    26. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      ...yet here is a story about contributions back to Linux being intentionally blocked...

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    27. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by scubamage · · Score: 4, Informative
    28. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hardware donations do not come from vendors who use OpenSSH on parts of their stuff. They come from individuals. The hardware vendors who use OpenSSH on all of their products have given us a total of one laptop since we developed OpenSSH five years ago. And asking them for that laptop took a year. That was IBM.

      Theo de Raadt

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    29. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by gmack · · Score: 1

      You are misinformed Google has several kernel developers on staff and have been rather good about sharing anything interesting they use in house.

    30. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by scubamage · · Score: 2

      The mach kernel.

    31. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      as long as it's about an ideology, rather than being a good user experience, Linux will continue to fail on the desktop

      Right, just like it failed on phones. You're so insightful.

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    32. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      At least Apple contributes back. http://opensource.apple.com/

      In some cases, they made so much progress, the original project took what they did and use it instead (webkit being re-absorbed back into KDE).

    33. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about things that Apple wrote themselves? Of course they would keep it.

      Things that Apple built on, they give it back (WebKit, kernel, etc). In fact, Apple even gave away some of the things they wrote themselves, such as Grand Central Dispatch.

    34. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I believe the differences are due to the way the 2 OS licenses approach the definition 'community' differently:

      * BSD - Here is our community -- you can take what you want; you don't have to give anything back.

      * GPL - Here is our community - you can use what you want but you must also give back.

      The true strength of community comes not only from what you can take from it, but also what you can give back.

      Both licenses have enabled fantastic engineering and applied ideology in practical cooperation -- but it appears GPL is more focused on the long-term and BSD is focused on the short-term.

    35. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop repeating lies, please.

      The BSDs has a number of problems with getting enough developer attention, but not getting changes back is not a part of it - there is a net positive contribution from vendors, and it is significant. For the time I was an active BSD developer (a decade or so), this was a larger fraction of our code than the fraction of the Linux code;

      A much larger problem is all the people that repeat lies - like you just did - and scare away potential contributors that way, making people think "If they contribute to BSD they'll be ripped off".

      So - the problem with the BSD license is you and people like you.

    36. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has put more money and developer time into opensource than most GNU/Linux vendors...

      You must be either insane or the ultimate Apple shill! Do you even know how much Intel contributes? What about IBM? those my friend are just the two in the top of my head..

    37. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      Microsoft is to blame for the bad user experience by forcing everybody to come to them for the keys. Plain and simple. Blaming the ideology of Linux developers for Microsoft's psychopathic behavior is bullshit. Microsoft is doing what they do: eliminating all competition through monopolistic, anti-consumer, anti-user means in order to secure their own future regardless of the damage it does to the industry as a whole. "Fuck you, I got mine" is the order of the day from them. Sycophants like you come along with a "tut tut" and a condescending head shake for open source advocates, parroting the same bullshit and cupping Microsoft's balls every time they screw the industry over.

      Take your hubris and shove it up your ass.

    38. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure about NetApp or Cisco, but we have a lot of code contributed by Apple and Juniper in the base system. In addition, NetApp was an Iridium sponsor of the FreeBSD Foundation last year (donated between $100,00 and $249,999), one of our largest financial sponsors. Netflix is another example: they contributed a lot of improvements to the network stack, and also a big chunk of cash to the Foundation.

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    39. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      But possibly not ALL their modifications. We have no way of knowing. And that's fine - the license supports that.

      Contributing back has positive value for the contributor as well ; rather than the burden being on yourselves to maintain your patches in line with everyone else, as a part of the official kernel, everyone else has to accommodate your patches.

    40. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      Someone doesn't seem to understand the difference between consumer and enterprise, or what MTBF is.

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    41. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      ... because those two companies are the totality of BSD users. Yep.

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    42. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the interesting stuff? With a quick glance I saw words like "Apache" and "Git", which probably means minor changes. WebKit is probably the most interesting part there.

    43. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by scubamage · · Score: 1

      What exactly are you looking for? The entire source code for the mach kernel? The fact is they're giving back to the community when and where they are pulling from currently available open source software. If you want more open source look at opendarwin and puredarwin. Both are apple projects.

    44. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by JonJ · · Score: 1

      Apple has put more money and developer time into opensource than most GNU/Linux vendors...

      The tiny open source bits in Darwin is completely dwarfed by Red Hats developers, code, and the fact that they have bought stuff like netscape directory server and made it open source.

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    45. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Clang, LLVM or Grand Central Dispatch? Those not good enough?

    46. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is nice, if you are a member of the incrowd looking for quality code you can then lock up in an overpriced product which you manage to sell because all your homeboys are asking the same bullshit amount. Meanwhile, us lowly peons and peasants get electronics with binary blob firmware. No tinkering for us. BSD license is nice if you are a developer, not so much if you are an end user.

      But you knew that right? That's why you brought up the "political" strawman.

    47. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      So I'm judging by your post you've never even looked at Free/Net/OpenBSDs web pages long enough to know the how retarded your 'modern features' comment was.

      Apple has seen to it that FreeBSD is pretty much modern.

      If you think its not, I point to ZFS and ask what you're response to it is? And no, whatever Linux file system you're about to throw out there doesn't even come close, again showing how little clue you actually have.

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    48. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux succeeded on phones precisely because Google doesn't give a fuck about the ideology. They also threw millions, if not billions, at the project.

    49. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      Ahh, spoken by someone who has clearly never actually worked in a data center.

      Good job, you have demonstrated that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

      Your $100 doesn't perform like my more expensive (Not $800, wtf are you buying, SSDs?) in any way.

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    50. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by jdastrup · · Score: 1

      Someone doesn't seem to understand the difference between consumer and enterprise, or what MTBF is.

      I understand the difference very well. Price. If you were thinking of Knowledge, that can be found anywhere, including in an IT shop that has someone capable of building their own SAN.

      Oh, and re. MTBF. Are you saying that NetApp doesn't use the exact same drives you can buy off the shelf and just load their own firmware on it and slap their sticker on it?

    51. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      He said 'MOST' Linux vendors, not all.

      Darwin is entirely irrelevant. Its not even OSS anymore, Apple determined lossing a few OSS fanboys was worth it compared to the pirating of OSX it facilitated. On the other hand, Apple bought CUPS, which is far more useful to far more people than the shitty crap known as NDS (and I'm qualified to say its shitty crap, I have code in it).

      Not like WebKit mattered until ... Apple gave it meaning, then Google jumped in after the fact.

      Apple is not your friend, but they are not a 'bad' OSS citizen by any means. They certainly are not rabid zealot nutjobs like people such as yourself that cant' see anything else in the world other than if software uses GPL or not.

      There is more to the world than the GPL.

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    52. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Both companies have contributed major amounts of code to the FreeBSD project and other open source projects.

      Juniper has actually given away a bit of its special sauce in the process. They tend to like to keep their TCP/IP stacks fast, so when you're building on the worlds fastest in the first place (FreeBSD) its just good form to share code so the code bases don't diverge too far.

      Are you really such an asshole that the only reason you give back to someone is because you are required by contract/license?

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    53. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      When it suits them.

      If I was less lazy and didn't mind ratting out a few Google engineers and getting them in trouble, I could easily list things they keep to themselves.

      Get over it. Its not your code, its theirs. You aren't losing anything by them not giving it to you either.

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    54. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      but it appears GPL is more focused on the long-term and BSD is focused on the short-term.

      Really? Which one has been around longer?

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    55. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be why Netflix is helping write the FreeBSD IPv6 network stack. Actually, a lot of the new and cool features Linux uses, first start in FreeBSD since most government sponsored work requires resulting code/research to be 100% free(BSD), not mostly free(GPL).

    56. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      For businesses, separating "ideology" and "free"/"open" is the norm. Many companies use e.g. LAMP and Red Hat Enterprise Linux because it's the best for them.

      No, they use it because they can pay for it.

    57. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you failed to read the second sentence of a two sentence post. That's lame, even for Slashdot.

    58. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to use BSD license to make a widget, but some people keep patching it to turn it into a dongle instead, you'd be a little annoyed too.

    59. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The license for Linux is very acceptable for many, as long as you don't modify the kernel. Which you can't do with Windows anyway. Most people making products that use Linux do all the changes either in user space or use loadable modules, or make tiny key changes and distribute sources to those.

    60. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      BSD allows you to give stuff back if you want. It just doesn't stand over you like a big brother demanding it.

    61. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Yup. Tax payer funded used to mean that you couldn't commercialize and keep it proprietary, or give it to some while restricting access to others.

    62. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by sheehaje · · Score: 1

      I work in a data center.. Try purchasing a drive (even without the enclosure) for lets say a EMC CX-320... About $800 for a standard 600GB SaS drive... Now take the enclosure off of that $800 drive, and it's basically a commodity drive in proprietary dressing...

      Same with Equallogic... Same with NetApp... Most of the drives come out of the same manufacturing in Thailand... I'm sure you remember what happened with the flooding a little over a year ago... Consumer drives went up... Enterprise drives went up.... Why?

      I'm not saying all of a data center needs to be off the shelf components. It does pay to have support - but there is nothing wrong with choice. Our backup centers are actually using equipment we phase out of our main clusters and SAN's and are maintained with off the shelf components where we can. For the rest of our backend, we've built pretty nice arrays using commodity components and open source software like OpenDedup...

      Lastly, I've been in this industry for 20 years now. I've build shops with little money, then saw the boom and tons of cash get thrown at IT. Right now the budgets I'm getting are starting to dwindle - so I need to do more with less. I can't always afford a Netapp on every project that comes on my plate. So it's nice to have choice - and I am actually comfortable building solutions with $100 drives (that perform pretty damn well). If you are getting all the money you need thrown at you for your IT needs, go for the best with every project. Not everyone has that luxury in today's market conditions.

    63. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darwin is entirely irrelevant. Its not even OSS anymore,

      Facts say otherwise.

    64. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by samkass · · Score: 1

      What exactly are you looking for? The entire source code for the mach kernel?

      If so, Apple publishes it here: http://opensource.apple.com/source/xnu/xnu-2050.18.24/

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    65. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      18 months ago I bought 4 $100 drives from Seagate, putting them into a pair of RAID-1 arrays in two boxes. They handle error correction badly, sometimes dropping from the array for no good reason. And periodically they go complety crazy due to a firmware bug. Later versions of the drive ship with a fix for the problem. That fix isn't available for the cheapo ones I have. Seagate just doesn't care about whether someone with a $100 drive works reliably or not. (I've had the same class of problem with Hitachi and Western Digital, just picking on Seagate as the most recent one)

      If this were a Netapp system with a support contract I'd expect both help tracking down this weird problem and a real resolution at the end. I would also expect they would only ship hardware that goes through more QA for the purpose of going into a RAID array than a random consumer drive does. The drives I have were for example dropped from the HCL of the Netgear ReadyNAS I own, due to this bug in them. Their support documents are what helped lead me to the source of the bug. I've been on phone calls with very sharp Netapp staff tracking down odd problems before. It was nice to have that level of storage expert available in addition to what I knew.

      Are these things worth the price premium? That part is debatable. Claiming that they have zero value is really ignorant though. The more you know about hard drives, the more you appreciate that they are not simple works/doesn't work devices. Building reliable systems out of multiple drives is complicated and has a number of subtle failure possibilities. And individual consumer drives are normally not optimized for that very well. WD's Red line is starting to show some promise for good error handling in RAID, but again you're back to only a small number of drives relative to the mass of mostly funky hardware on the market.

    66. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      I've no idea if the guy you responded to really was Theo de Raadt or not but you sir are a total jerk.

      If you don't like OpenBSD and OpenSSH then don't use them. You don't have to abuse people who give away great stuff to the whole world for free. If you are so sure you can do better than OpenBSD then go and do it.

    67. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenBSD isn't THAT special

      It's the most secure UNIX OS going and it's free as in freedom and free as in beer. Plus it has a firewall that makes iptables look crude.

      That's special enough for my firewalls.

    68. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      There's this thing called support. My netapp shits a disk? It mails home to netapp, they dispatch a disk, it arrives at start of business for start of business first thing in the morning. I also get inline dedup, compression, ESX integration tools for VMDK alignment, etc, etc.

      Could I build my own ZFS array? Sure. Would it give me anywhere near the same level of support and "it just works"? Nope. I have better things to do than reinvent the wheel, like solving business related issues here at the company that HAVEN'T been solved a million times before by others and are available off the shelf.

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    69. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      The EMC drives also have custom EMC firmware.

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    70. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      If you think that "tiny bits of darwin" are the only open-source stuff apple contributes to, you're deluded.

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    71. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      Even stuff they invent themselves they often release, like grand central and opencl.

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    72. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      This is what i was referring to. The whole "GPL ensures they contribute back!!" mantra just isn't necessarily true.

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    73. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      Yup. Like the original TCP stack for example. Others are poorly imitated, like systemtap (Dtrace, but crap), btrfs, etc.

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    74. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      Both licenses have enabled fantastic engineering and applied ideology in practical cooperation -- but it appears GPL is more focused on the long-term and BSD is focused on the short-term.

      Actually, I'd argue that rather than this - BSD simply acknowledge that commercial, closed source software WILL exist even if only for niche applications (at a minimum) as not everybody is in a position to develop niche applications for free. However, having people reinventing the wheel continually is simply a waste of resources that could be used to make the world better.

      The GPL is actively hostile to commercial software.

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    75. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      There's truly free software, and then there's the GPL.

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    76. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      Depends what sort of person you are. If I give something away, I don't care what others do with it.

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    77. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      and someone else doesn't understand that the majority of the time, the difference between consumer and enterprise is a label and expedited shipping of the same component for an exorbitant price. There was a time when there was significant difference between enterprise and consumer hardware, but those days are rapidly drawing to a close.

    78. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      for a given component, you MIGHT get a better sample for your $800.. then again, you might not, as it's cheaper to just send you the next one off the line and assume it wont' break. since they're charging you multiple times what they charge the consumer, they're willing to risk eating the shipping for a warranty claim. They just charge shipping for consumer warranty claims.

      There are some enterprise grade components out there, but they have no consumer analogs.. I'm talking about the products sold as both.

    79. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I run OpenBSD on my firewalls. I have no qualms with the OS. Its good stuff. I in no way deny that.

      On the other hand, if you're talking me I'm a jerk, you've never in your life read any communication from de Raadt. He's a undeniable douche. I'm fairly certain even his mother hates him. I'd be cash that you can't find one person on the planet that can honestly say something nice about him that doesnt' involve his programming skills. That should tell you something.

      He has skills, no doubt. So does every athelete in major sporting events. Both of those people with skills are extremely trivial to replace.

      I used to be impressed by de Raadts work. Then I started actually listening to what he said. He's a douche, and I'm being nice when I say that. His work doesn't make up for everything else about him.

      Hell, he's not even really trustworthy. They have this 'Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!' on the obsd.org page now, do you know how many variations on that I've seen over the years? Every time it gets exploited, he just changes what it says to be true. Now its to the point that he still tries to bullshit about it but won't even put up specifics anymore. First it was just 'no exploits', then no remote, then it got changed to 'in the default install' of course, that was a few days after they removed an exploited package from the default install.

      There are plenty of people who don't think I'm a jerk. EVERYONE who knows anything about him knows he's a fucking asshole.

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    80. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      the only true 'free' license is public domain.

    81. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you failed to read the second sentence of a two sentence post.

      As usual, you are completely clueless and wrong on all counts, but carry on, you're the perfect poster boy for Apple.

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    82. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by smash · · Score: 1

      Its not just hardware that you get with a Netapp or Cisco or whatever box. You get a fully tested, certified and support solution encompassing both hardware and software, in addition to certification of compatibility/performance with other third party products.

      If you're comparing to a home built solution, be sure to include the design, build and debugging costs in your comparison, and the risk of that staff member leaving or going on holiday.

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    83. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by paulatz · · Score: 1

      I think you pretty much prove the point: Apple took several open-source software and built over them One of them (the kernel) was licenced BSD, they closed it up as soon as possible: now the open source projects is half dead, MacOS is doing great, Another projects (webKit) was licenced GPL, they could not close i up, now it has blossomed in the most used html engine on mobile, pcs and tablets.

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    84. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      JunOS, oh, you mean that horribly disjointed and highly disdained-by-technical-network-people product?

      Or netapp filer, the free but horribly license encumbered and mostly unused product for people who haven't discovered ZFS yet? Oh, nevermind... it costs stupid amounts of money.

      Cisco IronPort? You mean a marginally significant mail/virus gateway appliance which only uses BSD because of its license?

      iOS? Oh, OK, you kind of have a point there. "BSD is awesome and isn't dying because $vendor uses it for $product".... I see.

      You sound like the "technical" manager boss I had who was a good 10 years behind in his skills, (and thought w2k3 was hot shit in 2010).

      You may even be right on some levels. But you're still wrong on the broader picture: BSDs are becoming increasingly irrelevant and further behind. New features proposed never materialize in a mature, usable fashion, and the 'killer features' (like ZFS on FreeBSD) aren't usable due to foundational problems (with eg. hardware device drivers).

      For the sysadmin, BSD really is a 'dying OS' - it's either a legacy support situation, because maintaining someone else's BSD machines is an unmitigatable nightmare in most cases, or you've got what amounts to an environmentally unique deployment with maintenance infrastructure in place which has full documentation due to its similarly unique nature.

      In short, *BSD is more fringe today than it was a decade ago. It's an irrelevant enabling technology if it's significant at all, because so little of the knowledge of that technology is actually cross applicable.

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    85. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by znanue · · Score: 1

      In my opinion,

      The failure of the linux desktop has very little to do with the kernel. I would think it in spite of the kernel "ideology" except for the open source philosophy viz a viz video card drivers and the like. But, really, that should be non-negotiable. As well, your opinion seems to have a broad aim that sounds good without being narrowly tailored in a way that is analytic or usable. Maybe politics is the career for you?

      Z

    86. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      under a licence which ensures that we are entitled to enhancements made to our source code.

      I feel entitled to other people's work to. We should create a dictatorship to help enforce our entitlements.

      Nothing wrong with GPL, but calling it "free" is an out-right lie.

    87. Re:Ideology is what it's all about by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      That's a poor comeback to the fact you didn't read the second sentence of a two sentence post.

  14. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Someone needs to tell him that it's hard enough to get people to adopt your OS with 3 million competing distros, much less with the leadership of an egotistical ass who takes every opportunity to scream like bipolar child at anyone who tries to actually help.

    Linux is a kernel. Not an OS.

    The only thing Garrett was doing in this case was recognizing a problem going forward, and fixing it.

    Attempting to make the Linux kernel dependent on Microsoft is exacerbating a problem.

  15. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by bsDaemon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is also not the first time Linus has had a publicized explosion at someone, and it probably won't be the last, either. This really is the sort of behavior that ultimately detracts from the open source community. Consider:

    * Linus' track record of explosive, public comments against people whom he has some disagreement with
    * Stallman's general Communist ramblings and presentation of himself as a disheveled bum
    * type "Eric S Raymond" into Google, and the first suggestion is "Racist", not CatB, not How to be a Hacker, not any of his code.

    Is Torvalds right? In this case, probably. There isn't a reason to include this functionality in the base kernel. If it is useful to RedHat, then RedHat can include it in their distribution. But publicly attacking someone, especially someone working for a company which is largely responsible for making Linux "respectable" isn't doing himself, the project, or the community at large any good, any more than Ballmer throwing chairs and screaming "Developers" or the "Howard Dean Scream" helped Microsoft or Howard Dean.

  16. Vague summary by Stewie241 · · Score: 2

    So I wasn't clear... Linus is saying he is against merging the code into the kernel, right?

    1. Re:Vague summary by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      With some colorful language and amusing metaphors.

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    2. Re:Vague summary by PantherSE · · Score: 1

      Effectively. Unfortunately, whatever site that reported on this decided to sensationalize the incident and only focus on the "colorful" tidbits of the whole conversation.

    3. Re:Vague summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just public displays of d*#@-sucking.

  17. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Severus+Snape · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He claims to love Linux, but what he really loves is himself. And every time it looks like Linux might achieve even a modicum of success, his overinflated ego is always there to ruin it.

    Someone needs to tell him that it's hard enough to get people to adopt your OS with 3 million competing distros, much less with the leadership of an egotistical ass who takes every opportunity to scream like bipolar child at anyone who tries to actually help. The only thing Garrett was doing in this case was recognizing a problem going forward, and fixing it. And Torvalds tears his head off for it. He thinks everything has to be a big heroic stand--with him as hero, of course.

    Well, if you read the mail conversation you'll know the majority of developers came out in agreeance with Linus and his views.on the matter. He has said he's tried being nicer, it just isn't him though. He is usual right though and when wrong accepts it. He is an extremely good maintainer regardless of peoples opinions on him.

  18. whew! by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    glad Linus knows better than to let microsoft skullfuck him,

    "attaboy" Linus! Kudos :)

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    1. Re:whew! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And a very good point, but not just Microsoft.

      Torvalds is in a tough key position in that one of his jobs is to keep the kernel "clean" and efficient.

      There are almost certainly many more "vested interests" besides Microsoft that would like to see some special little chunk of code that directly addresses their "proprietary" needs inserted in the kernel. And if this is allowed, in the end we have the mess that is the Windows kernel.

      Seriously, insert [any big corp] into the discussion instead of MS. Oracle comes to mind, and Red Hat was involved here as well...

      Maybe Torvalds sounds like a "douche", but maybe people should know better than to foist dung disguised as kernel patches / additions at him?

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  19. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    And Torvalds tears his head off for it. He thinks everything has to be a big heroic stand--with him as hero, of course.

    This is pretty much standard of anything, that anyone creates and believes they should have final say over anything they create whether or not it's 'open to the public' or not. Or for the new /. crowd, this is your artist thrown a drama queen fit.

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  20. Oh brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When Linus makes a comment on something, why does he always sound like an eight year old throwing a tantrum? Looks like it would get embarrassing after a while. Yeesh!

    1. Re:Oh brother by camperdave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When Linus makes a comment on something, why does he always sound like an eight year old throwing a tantrum? Looks like it would get embarrassing after a while. Yeesh!

      Probably because, by the time we hear about an issue, the preliminary niceties and the initial mud-slinging are over and they're into the hot-tempered, name-calling phase of the debate.

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    2. Re:Oh brother by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because when people do something retarded like give Microsoft control over booting Linux on PCs, that's the kind of response they deserve.

    3. Re:Oh brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because sometimes the only proper response to corporate bullshit is to throw an 8 year old tantrum. Then again, you're probably the kind of person who would define that scene in Braveheart where Wallace rallies the resistance with rhetoric about freedom and dying in bed with regrets as an 8 year old tantrum, too. I think I rather like 8 year old tantrums come to think about it. I just don't know any 8 year olds that throw tantrums about ideological concerns such as FREEDOM TO RUN WHATEVER SOFTWARE YOU WANT ON YOUR OWN DAMNED HARDWARE.

    4. Re:Oh brother by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      When the media reports that Linus makes a comment on something, why does he always sound like an eight year old throwing a tantrum?

      FTFY.

      Also, transformed into a self-answering question.

      Face it - calm, civilized conversations just aren't page-clicks-friendly.

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    5. Re:Oh brother by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Another factor in this: I've noticed that we've been getting a spate of "Linus blew up at an innocent coder, waaaa!" stories on /., where as soon as we look closer it becomes clear that the person Linus is flaming turns out to be legitimately wrong. That strongly suggests that either there's somebody (or some group) out there who wants to create an image of Linus as an angry jerk, whether or not that's justified.

      My impression is that Linus doesn't suffer fools, and that's actually a quality I'd want in a position he's currently occupying. And unfortunately, the fools outnumber him. I just hope he's not changing his mind because of these stories.

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    6. Re:Oh brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I beg to differ. No one deserves a response like this.It says way more about the one making the comment than the ones the comment is being directed at. You don't have to be a jerk to get your point across.

    7. Re:Oh brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it's a cultural thing? I'm from holland, and we dutch have a reputation for being blunt a-holes. But to a dutch person the rest of the world sounds like weasel-wording politicians (when tranlated to dutch literally, that is).

      Maybe the finnish are more like the dutch, and just less squieamish in language than the americans, because each time everybody complains about linux 'tearing someone part' I go read the 'tearing apart' and think: 'that's all?'.

      Btw both bill gates and steve jobs had a reputation of being abusive to their personnel (verbally), but microsoft and apple's meetings were not public, so you didn't get to see it.

    8. Re:Oh brother by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      OR more like when people are too retarded to realize this has nothing to do with Microsoft having control. This is a way to easily get some of that control back, you're just too stupid to realize that by not doing it you actually are cutting off your nose to spite your face. You are in fact doing to yourself exactly what you accuse Microsoft of MAYBE doing in the future.

      Secure boot is going to be the way of the future with or without Linux. Linux is a statistical error on the machines we're talking about. Nothing Linus says is going to have any effect what so ever on secure boot, so in the end, no matter what code you have in the kernel, its still not going to boot without following Microsoft's blessing.

      Of course, if you knew anything about the issue, you'd know that MS already made it A FUCKING REQUIREMENT TO ALLOW SECURE BOOT TO BE DISABLED OR YOUR OWN KEYS ADDED to the EFI NVRAM so your OS can boot.

      The only one preventing Linux from booting on Secure Boot machines are Linux bigots and zealots. How do I know this? CAUSE I'VE FUCKING BOOTED LINUX ON SECURE BOOT WITHOUT ANY FUCKING HACKS LIKE THIS.

      God you guys would be dangerous if you had any idea what the fuck you were talking about.

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    9. Re:Oh brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also,

      He isn't a pu$$y, isn't owned by either company, is a "theoretical authority" on the matter and he isn't afraid to call'em like he sees'em.

      Linus is my Hero. Enough with these Microsloth and Redhat Shenanigans. We all know Microsoft, Apple, and Redhat are headed down the tubes.
      Has anyone ever tried using Windows 8 or Fedora 17? Or paid $700.00 for an iphone?

    10. Re:Oh brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, sure, a lot of eight year olds provide the world with the most liberating software ever, at huge risk to themselves, for free.

  21. Insightful? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He claims to love Linux, but what he really loves is himself...

    This is an absurd troll. Linux IS Linux and he's free to do whatever he wishes in that regard. But, anyone with any understanding of the issue at all would clearly see that Linus is right. Microsoft has successfully leveraged it's monopoly status in the PC industry by implementing secure boot where they and they alone hold the keys to even BOOT a PC.

    Implementing wedges or incorporating Microsoft's binaries into your code to boot your distribution is your option. But, expecting Linus to accept it into the kernel, when he has repeatedly made it clear that he will not incorporate non-free binaries, let alone this Microsoft root kit is asinine and ludicrous.

    1. Re:Insightful? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course he's right but he's also acting like a 'dick jealous he isn't getting sucked', if I may borrow his unprofessional and unwelcome phrasing.

      I don't just find his remarks inappropriate, but disgusting, sexist and degrading. It's ok to be mad, but he has the seething quality of an elementary school child that just learned what 2girls1cup is.1

  22. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no ego thing going on with Linus, but i have to say he's sometimes way too rude. I don't know how in the world can you conclude something like that from this, or frankly anything Linus has said? If Linus doesn't want something, that can be done otherwise, to be included in the kernel, how is that an ego issue?

    Do you even know what they are talking about here?

  23. so uh... by smash · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... yeah, linus has turned into a bit of a douche in the past 20 years since I've been following linux development and running linux desktops at various points. He's always had a rather blunt and direct way of saying things, but the level of vitriol and profanity lately is just way over the top.

    burned out maybe?

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    1. Re:so uh... by swilver · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, he moved to America.

    2. Re:so uh... by IRWolfie- · · Score: 3, Informative

      He explains his reasoning here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MShbP3OpASA

      Perhaps hear his own explanation before calling him a douche.

    3. Re:so uh... by fredprado · · Score: 3, Informative

      He is right and has little patience for stupidity. Furthermore he doesn't need to be nice. So he isn't.

    4. Re:so uh... by smash · · Score: 3, Interesting

      probably not so far from the truth. 20+ years of rabid fanboy worship probably doesn't help either.

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    5. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think it's appropriate for what Microsoft is trying to do and the way Redhat is capitulating to it. Allowing the end user to load their own signing keys into UEFI or turn off secure boot is just the first step. The next step is preventing the user from disabling secure boot so that only users with technical inclination will be able to load their own keys. The endgame is that hardware we used to consider commodity will only run blessed OSes like Microsoft Windows 17 and Redhat "Linux," and anyone who jailbreaks their mobo to run a subversive OS like Slackware or *gasp* compiles their own OS from scratch following anarchist guides like Linux from Scratch is a dirty hacker terrorist who wants to jerk off to stolen pictures of your 2 year old kid in the bath.

    6. Re:so uh... by tgd · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, he moved to America.

      I haven't seen a single photo of him with an assault rifle and mullet.

    7. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's an HOUR LONG video, could you either paraphrase, or at least point to the minute or two that is relevant to this discussion?

    8. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is news?

      The Linux kernel management style is well documented:
      http://git.kernel.org/?p=linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git;a=blob_plain;f=Documentation/ManagementStyle;hb=HEAD

      "Similarly, don't be too polite or subtle about things. Politeness easily ends up going overboard and hiding the problem, and as they say, "On the internet, nobody can hear you being subtle". Use a big blunt object to hammer the point in, because you can't really depend on people getting your point otherwise."

    9. Re:so uh... by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      burned out maybe?

      Well, you know, just because a burned-out employee calls a colleague or boss a minipulative douchebag corporate psychopath, doesn't mean that that colleague or boss isn't a manipulative douchebag corporate psychopath.

      Likewise, just because Torvalds is burned out and said that RedHat is deepthroating Microsoft, doesn't mean that RedHat isn't deepthroating Microsoft.

      In fact, RedHat has been deepthroating Microsoft for several years already. RedHat decided they want to be Microsoft's bitch completely, with UEFI.

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    10. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Furthermore he doesn't need to be nice. So he isn't.

      You do realize that only being nice when you have to is the very definition of being an asshole?

    11. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore he doesn't need to be nice. So he isn't.

      That's the most precise definition of the word asshole I've ever heard.

    12. Re:so uh... by Aaron+B+Lingwood · · Score: 1

      I find that this behaviour is the polar opposite of the typical corporate behaviour of lying, cheating, backstabbing and subterfuge that goes on behind all the smiles, handshakes and polite discourse. While it may shock or upset some, I give him kudos for honestly conveying his thoughts AND feelings.

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    13. Re:so uh... by fsterman · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you have plenty of photos of him being fat and ugly. And as this news story proves, stupid and slow-witted too.

    15. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... yeah, linus has turned into a bit of a douche in the past 20 years since I've been following linux development and running linux desktops at various points. He's always had a rather blunt and direct way of saying things, but the level of vitriol and profanity lately is just way over the top.

      burned out maybe?

      But at least he doesn't throw chairs...

    16. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, if you back and read the Tanenbaum debate, Linus comes off as a huge asshole even back then.

      But back on 1990s Usenet everyone was kinda like that. If you wanted to win an argument you needed to be a BIG FLAMING DICK and prove your opponents were COCKSUCKING CRACKSMOKING RETARDS. Online communication styles have shifted to be much more polite, and Linus is still living in 1994.

    17. Re:so uh... by tipo159 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He is right and has little patience for stupidity. Furthermore he doesn't need to be nice. So he isn't.

      I have found that Linus is willing to make very forceful, negative statements about technology that he is unfamiliar with.

      For example, in an email list discussion, he made these kinds of disparaging statements about technology that I work with, describing particular aspects of how the technology work. Unfortunately, his statements were all wrong. I called him on it (in off-list email). He responded indicating that he wasn't interested in the technology and had not looked at it in years.

      It's OK that he isn't interested in it, but that doesn't give him the right to make up stuff about how it works.

      And, because I have observed this with topics that I am familiar with, I am less likely to believe him on topics that I am less familiar.

    18. Re:so uh... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Reasonable men adapt to the world around them; unreasonable men make the world adapt to them. The world is changed by unreasonable men.

      -- Edwin Louis Cole


      Of course, there are also a lot of untalented managers that use that as license for their assholery.

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    19. Re:so uh... by fredprado · · Score: 2

      Being nice or not has nothing to do with being an asshole. One can be quite a nice asshole if one so wishes.

    20. Re:so uh... by fredprado · · Score: 1

      Again, that is not correct, Being an asshole has nothing to do with being nice.

    21. Re:so uh... by fredprado · · Score: 1

      He is wrong sometimes, and when proven wrong I am still to see an occasion he have not accepted it and adapted. The fact is he is right far more times than he is wrong.

      And nobody should believe in any argument without a sensible logic behind it. The person making the statement is irrelevant to anyone sensible enough not to fall in ad hominem fallacies.

    22. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you'll probably never know or understand this but sometimes as ones intelligence goes higher the ability to accept mediocrity goes way down. Can you imagine what Linus has had to deal with?

    23. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He absolutely needs to not be homophobic, sexist or racist. This is the 21st century, and civilised people are getting really sick of all of that shit.

    24. Re:so uh... by fredprado · · Score: 1

      I personally defend that all people should be left alone to think and live their lives as they want, and to them should be given equal rights under the law (as it is already the case in all modern countries). That includes being homosexual, being religious, being atheist, being homophobic, racist, sexist or whatever one chooses to be. As long as a person obeys the law and does not try to force others to do their bindings it is their problem and their problem alone.

    25. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this apparent encroachment by Red-hat cozying up with microshit is what Linus is avoiding ...Redhat and for that matter the other open source exploiters Aholes need to figure the way out getting there rock-off without fu-ing with the kernel

    26. Re:so uh... by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      He is wrong sometimes, and when proven wrong I am still to see an occasion he have not accepted it and adapted. The fact is he is right far more times than he is wrong.

      In the email discussion that I was referring to, after our private discussion, he did not post a correction to the mailing list. He didn't seem to accept it or adapt. Frankly, he didn't seem to care that he got his facts wrong, because it wasn't stuff that interested him (yet he was willing to comment on how it worked?!?).

      I am not trying to convince anyone of anything. Otherwise, I would have found the thread archive and posted it here. I am just explaining why I don't always believe what he says.

    27. Re:so uh... by ProzacPatient · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, he moved to America.

      I haven't seen a single photo of him with an assault rifle and mullet.

      Now you have.

    28. Re:so uh... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      When you look at the opponents and MONEY stacked against him, its easy to see why he is so defensie and vitriolic. If MS had their way, Linux would be outlawed, that position deserves some hate thrown at it.

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    29. Re:so uh... by fredprado · · Score: 1

      Maybe you weren't as right as you seem to believe you were...

    30. Re:so uh... by MaerD · · Score: 1

      And now someone, somewhere, is frantically photoshopping this together.(Or is it "GIMPing", given his fanbase?)

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    31. Re:so uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, but when you deal with a bunch of idiots in the industry, you just can't help yourself at getting angry at these idiots. There have been a lot of layoffs at companies, a lot of smart people were dumped in favor of these idiots/weasels and I can fully understand Linus's frustration with these people. You literally can't explain to these people on a technical standpoint why this and that, you really have to get angry like this at these people.

    32. Re:so uh... by subnomine · · Score: 1

      Imagine the frustration of those who have a clear concept of how things should be done and everyone else, even those who claim to agree, are f-mucking it up. Were I not required to work cooperatively in an office with people, I would have no excuse for patience and soft words. Were it the situation that I was on a tirade and you were suggesting that I was "over the top," I would group you among those who don't get it. But, I'm not doing that..we're kewl here....Hi-5!

    33. Re:so uh... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Here is a partial transcript

      0:35:11 Although you are a technical person and interested in [OS] programming and not interested in other areas, UI, etc. Whatever you say influences a lot of other areas. How do you feel about your influences in those other areas you are not interested in?

      Sometimes I am a bit upset that people take me too seriously.
      I use strong language on the internet to the point where some people feel offended and that is their problem.
      I think that especially in a community like open source other developers need to know how I feel about things.
      I'm impolite because I'm impolite, I'm not making excuses for that.
      I also believe when you work with a lot of people it is better to be really open about your feelings so you don't have people who by mistake misread you. I've had that happen.
      I have literally had developers who working on things that I didn't like but didn't shut down early enough
      They worked on it for a long time.
      I've had developers who worked on things a long time.
      They felt it was ready.
      They submitted it to me
      An I said "No, this is horrible." ...
      Partially it is my personality.
      I am blunt.
      I tell people what I feel like. ...
      But no I'm not going to tone it down because somebody might be hurt.

    34. Re:so uh... by pudge · · Score: 1

      American Linus, stay away from me
      American Linus, hacker let me be
      Don't come hangin' round my code
      I don't wanna see your kernel no more
      I got more important things to do
      Then spend my time tryin' to compile you

      OK, I'll stop now.

    35. Re:so uh... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      It probably has less to do with you being right and more to do with him not feeling the need to convince you that you don't actually know what you're talking about.

      Which one of you was right? I don't know, but I do know you can't recognize being obviously blown off so I'm gonna have to lay my money on him.

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    36. Re:so uh... by smash · · Score: 1

      He was blunt, but nowhere near the level of vitriol, and i followed the LKML between 96 and 2003 enough to get a pretty good idea of what he was like back then.

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    37. Re:so uh... by smash · · Score: 2

      Of course. However he could have said "no, we're not doing that it's a brain damaged idea (optionally: because X)".

      Not "you suck all the dicks!!11

      It's a mailing list, for discssion of the kernel. not alt.flame

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    38. Re:so uh... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      What if the guy really does suck all the dicks? ;P

      BTW, is that a variant of "suck a bag of dicks"?

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  24. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    Modicum of success?
    So owning the server, embedded and mobile market is not enough success?

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  25. Linus is a ass... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The more I learn about the developers within the tight circle of the Linux kernel the more elite and prickish they sound. That doesn't mean they aren't talented and can do a good job it's just a different environment than one I'd ever want to work in. It's extremely hostile with many competitors (windows, apple) trying to get you to conform so they control you.

    Linus is that grizzly old man in the log cabin who owns 20,000 acres of timber that the logging companies desperately want. Except he has a gun, and he never wears any pants.

    1. Re:Linus is a ass... but... by msauve · · Score: 1

      "he has a gun, and he never wears any pants."

      He presumably has a rifle, too.

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    2. Re:Linus is a ass... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that with the reported and collected sayings of Linus you always get a sufficient amount of soap which is a great way to entertain oneself with when the over-the-air television has a really bad reception at the home cabin.

    3. Re:Linus is a ass... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say kernel developers are idealistic, and quite forward looking.Wanting to safe-guard a platform for a broad audience well into the future. Sure, their brash. Their an expert in their realm, trying to explain to a manchild why some ideas are bad, and the manchild is not listening to the argument.

      You see that behavior a lot when a generalist tries to tell an expert their being dumb in their field. I'm Not saying the expert's ripost is acceptable.

    4. Re:Linus is a ass... but... by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      You don't need pants if you have a rifle.

    5. Re:Linus is a ass... but... by CHIT2ME · · Score: 1

      Never wearing any pants means he has TWO guns he can bring to bare!

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    6. Re:Linus is a ass... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had a gun, and a resource you desperately want, you can bet your ass *I'd* never wear pants either.

      Sounds like a personal problem.

  26. Familiar Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    deep throating huh? sounds like Linus is a fan of facial abuse :/

  27. Oh yeah, well what if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Secure boot" is really spelled "d-i-c-k s-u-c-k-i-n-g c-o-n-t-e-s-t"?

  28. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, as soon as they can get over this ideological bullshit and act like professionals, then, maybe, the year of linux on the desktop might magically materialize.

    I use Linux because I feel it is the best Free and Open environment. Note those ideological words? OK, sibling comment says that, but it doesn't say this: I feel it has become that because of the ideology, not in spite of it. I give a fuck if everyone else runs the same operating system I am. And in any case, Android is continuing to gain market share. I figure it's got the best chance right now to become Linux on the desktop, I'll just back it.

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  29. With performances like this ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... Fox News is going to want him.

    1. Re:With performances like this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, that would be awesome just for the entertainment factor.

  30. I have to say by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I admire his command of English, given that it's his second language.

    1. Re:I have to say by Barryke · · Score: 1

      One becomes proficient at swearing after watching US movies ever week.
      Over on this side of the pond, lessons English start with telling teenagers that the US swearing in action movies is not normal English.

      1) There are no normal things on TV. (that'd be just boring)
      2) Non-US residents mainly learn US-English by watching US Series/Movies.
      Thus the way i see it, US visitors often mirror the weird reality depicted on US' tv..

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    2. Re:I have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admire his command of English, given that it's his second language.

      Third, I presume.

      He's native in Swedish, perfectly fluent in Finnish, and seems to get by in English.

    3. Re:I have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like bad advice. On this side of the pound, US residents also mirror life as depitect on US TV.

    4. Re:I have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admire his command of English, given that it's his second language.

      Third. He is Swedish speaking Finn and learned Finnish as his second language.
      http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds#cite_note-10

    5. Re:I have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      his third language, actually.

  31. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by rioki · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sounds like that other person that is really annoying... Oh yea RMS... Annoying as hell, but free software would not be in such a good position where it is now if it was not form him.

  32. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Pecisk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While Linus outbursts could make few pople nervous, I really start to hate such comments which are really aimed to get some mod points without saying anything true. But of course, everyone loves look for blame, so it works.

    "He claims to love Linux, but what he really loves is himself. And every time it looks like Linux might achieve even a modicum of success, his overinflated ego is always there to ruin it."

    I really hope that he loves himself, because that would mean he is healthy thinking person. That's actually requirement to survive this harsh world. If you loath yourself, then I really pitty you.

    About rest of this paragraph - his outburst ruins any success, really? Either you are not fully informed or ignorant. You know what GPL means? That means that Ubuntu and Fedora can do as they want, as they release patches in public. They are not obliged to have it in mainline kernel - and neither Linus is obliged to support them. He maybe splits hair at first, but then he justifies his POV quite clearly. It's technical decision.

    "Someone needs to tell him that it's hard enough to get people to adopt your OS with 3 million competing distros, much less with the leadership of an egotistical ass who takes every opportunity to scream like bipolar child at anyone who tries to actually help."

    Wow, do you read lkml every day? I have done in recent past and Linus uses harsh language only in rarest cases. Also he has always been openly honest about what he thinks. It helps, because it cuts confusion down to minimum. If he doesn't like something, he says it openly. Trust me, it works. It's one of reasons why he still call the shots.

    Also please cut it those cries about "3 million competing distros". First, there are maximum 4 major distros, supported by majority of open source and commercial software. There are fully standartised two packaging formats. Last I checked Windows has hundreds of different installers and packaging formats.

    People don't use Linux not because of these things. They don't use it because it's not available in OEM form and they are afraid to use something different than their friends do.

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  33. Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dunno... Since when is deep throat. A bad thing?

    It's I think Torvalds needs to lighten lighten up.

    It's ALL good, Linux everywhere compatible with everyone and thing. Free.

  34. It is the best way to be sure someone understands. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face-to-face meetings carry a lot of emotional communication - body language, facial expressions...

    Email - not so much.

    So a simple "No that is not the way we are doing things" means a lot less in an email, than it does in person with a grimace for an expression (or body language by simulated gagging/throwing up).

    So Linus has to use more direct language.

    And he did say why it was the wrong thing to do.

    Garret may have recognized a problem, but he doesn't recognize a solution that is already provided - which looks like a "NIH" issue (not-invented-here). This has recently been a rather bad problem for RH employees - for other examples, just look at how gnome3 is dying. Very likely, if there had been someone like Linus in charge of that project, someone willing to clearly identify stupidity when it shows, maybe things would have gone much better.

  35. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux isn't; RedHat is. That's like praising Xerox for the success of Microsoft. Honestly, when was the last time you saw SuSe or Debian used in a professional environment? RedHat is the Linux big-hitter today, and Linus throws his weight around like he's wholly responsible for that.

  36. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This really is the sort of behavior that ultimately detracts from the open source community.

    Not calling things what they are is the kind of behavior that leads to oppression and fascism.

    But publicly attacking someone, especially someone working for a company which is largely responsible for making Linux "respectable"

    If their vision of making Linux respectable is to fellate Microsoft, they deserve public flaming and shaming. Fuck that fucking fuck.

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  37. Rad by jamessnell · · Score: 1

    Well said Linus.. I think.. lol

  38. Re:What an unprofessional baby by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Here in real life, you don't last long on the job if you treat your colleagues like that.

    Steve Jobs disagrees with you. Or he would, if he were still alive.

    Steve Balmer too

  39. Where should we start? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Informative

    The high-level view is this: Microsoft wants to ensure that nobody can run unapproved software on their home computers. As a first step toward this nightmare, they bullied computer makers into shipping a bootloader signature system that could potentially prevent people from running GNU/Linux. Red Hat, a multibillion dollar GNU/Linux distributor, decided to play along and got a special signing key from Microsoft. Linus apparently does not want to play along (and I commend him for it).

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    1. Re:Where should we start? by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because Linus knows what we all do, that this will end badly for RedHat. MS will come up with a reason to break booting RedHat later. No one plays with MS and comes out ahead.

    2. Re:Where should we start? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      No one plays with MS and comes out ahead.

      Quite. Many vendors ahve tried to get into bed with microsoft. Many have succeeded---for a time. Then they find themselves chained up, screwed (over) then cut up for food and eaten.

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    3. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the new and improved anti-trust lawsuit against Microsoft for this? Canonical, RedHat, other linux distro's and the regents of every BSD distro, and, for that matter, every other optional OS other than Windows ought to be really bugging someone to make a true federal case about this.

    4. Re:Where should we start? by gweihir · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Good summary. A better way to do this is to a) make it easy for users to add keys, like a really obvious box on boot-up: "Do you really, really want to add keys for this new OS you are installing?" and b) have BIOS makers and main-board vendors include the keys for most Linux distros.

      The problem with that is however that secure boot is broken as soon as a single OS maker/distro gets compromised. So while this is better, it still sucks badly, security-wise. "secure" boot is one of the ideas that looks good on first glance, but when you really get into the details it turns out to be fundamentally broken. Its only really reliable function is to make booting/installing anything but Windows harder and possibly infeasible for the average user. And, yes, that includes recovery CDs, utility CDs for restoring backups, hardware diagnostic CDs, etc. MS does not care that it screws over the user as long as their market-share increases. Plain old massively unethical business practices disguised as security feature.

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    5. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know... if they'd let the user install their key in the BIOS from a USB drive, and then also let the user sign their Debian installation at install time, using the same key from the same USB drive, everybody would be happy. To install the key you'd need physical access to the machine, and have the BIOS password (if set). To streamline things, they could have some sort of API for retrieving the key from the BIOS, using a password (set in the BIOS), at install time, and have the a "generate key" option in the BIOS, thus doing away with my idea of a USB drive.

      In short, it should be like the "Boot virus protection" option in current BIOSes, but with PKI.

    6. Re:Where should we start? by cheesybagel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Alternatively let the Linux Foundation, or better yet, some vendor agnostic association, like the PCI SIG should handle the keys. Having Microsoft handle the keychain is bonkers.

    7. Re:Where should we start? by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No one plays with MS and comes out ahead.

      No one? Not one of the millions of software development houses, game studios, hardware manufacturers, etc. that have built successful businesses on and around the Windows platform have come out ahead?

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    8. Re:Where should we start? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that violate their anti-trust agreement? Then again, it may take a lot of money to battle that out in court.

    9. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the last time, NOOOOOOO, this actually is , INCORRECT. Secure Boot is not a Microsoft feature, it's a UEFI feature. Microsoft wanted it implement Secure Boot on Windows 8, and in order to be "Windows 8 ready", the manufacturers had to implement this with Microsoft.
      THEY NEVER PREVENTED ANYONE FROM RUNNING ANYTHING, i have a SAMSUNG NP550 Notebook PC, which has the posibility of using this feature, i've installed Windows 7, Windows 8 with and without Secure Boot, they never prevented me from doing whatever the hell i want with my computer, but the MS haters begin to spread this bullshit claiming that the non tech savvy people won't be able to turn this off, but the fact is that it comes disabled by default and besides i really don't think that someone is able to use Linux and not being able to turn a feature off.
      I completely agree that Secure Boot should not be ruled by an organization, but UEFI has been around for some time now and nobody give a shit about it until Microsoft wanted to implement this, so don't come bitching around when you had the time to the job but you have been doing other stuff.

    10. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good summary, except for this: "...on their home computers"!? Unless we're talking about the Surface, it is in no way their damn computer, even if they did succeed in browbeating the manufacturer into installing their malware onto the poor thing at the factory.

    11. Re:Where should we start? by Pecisk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No one of them directly competes with Microsoft in it's primary and only profitable market.

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    12. Re:Where should we start? by sinij · · Score: 1

      >>>The problem with that is however that secure boot is broken as soon as a single OS maker/distro gets compromised.

      Key revocation and revocation lists is well-understood concept in PKI. Are you saying similar approach won't be used here?

      About the only (minor) problem is to make sure CRL is up to date.

    13. Re:Where should we start? by dynamo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anti-Trust is a joke in this country, and a sad one at that.
      Actually, I should say Anti-Trust was a joke back when we had it.
      Now we have Too Big To Fail.

      With the incentives in place now, we are well on our way to having One Big Company, invulnerable to laws it doesn't bother to follow even though it wrote them all, and paid for all the votes.

    14. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or future markets. Not for long anyways. How does the wife feel while bedding the psychopath?

      Captcha: batted

    15. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one plays with MS and comes out ahead.

      No one plays MS's game and comes out ahead. You can play with a dangerous snake if you always keep in mind what it is, what it wants, and what it can do.

    16. Re:Where should we start? by danomac · · Score: 1

      Ask Steam how they feel about that now that Microsoft is trying to run their own app/game store in Windows 8. They're definitely feeling the squeeze and are looking towards their own platform.

      Just because Microsoft is not directly competing with these companies now doesn't mean they won't do it in the future.

    17. Re:Where should we start? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is insightful? You are comparing apples to oranges. The organizations you mention are not competing with MS, they they build their products to run on Windows. They are not building an alternative to Windows. Microsoft benefits from those companies when they release a software product that runs on their OS platform.

      MS is an OS vendor (with a few products thrown in for good measure, Office etc.), Linux is an OS and therefor is a competitor to Windows. Redhat is a Linux vendor and therefor an MS competitor. How did this fact escape both you and the moderators?

    18. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their computers? My computer says ASUS not Microsoft and on the recipt it says MY COMPUTER.. It even says so on the desktop icon "My Computer"

    19. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time will tell with Valve going Linux with Steam, but other than that...

    20. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one of them directly competes with Microsoft in it's primary and only profitable market.

      You're kidding right? If not, your an idiot. OS licensing is about 25% of Microsofts revenue, take 10 seconds and research before making stupid comments. Ever heard of Xbox? Exchange, SQL, Office?

    21. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Valve does with Steam, and they also compete with EA, Ubisoft and Microsoft content delivery systems.

    22. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what does this have to do with MS Office?

    23. Re:Where should we start? by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      None of those play on equal footing. If MS decides they are done playing nice with them it will swallow or kill them too. Look at what they did to sybase.

    24. Re:Where should we start? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thank you for the paranoiacs view.

      Now for the real summary. For many, many reasons the ability to securely load and boot an OS with trust starting almost immediately on boot is desirable. This has been implemented as a secure boot facility that can, on x86 platforms, be disabled and which allows the user to install their own keys. It is an open solution.

      For some reason, many OS vendors have decided to piggy back on Microsoft's signing infrastructure and now some guy put forth a shitty approach to doing this that Linus didn't like for technical reasons. There are non-shitty approaches to said solution, but Linux dweebs generally like to attribute all ills to Microsoft so somehow Microsoft (who doesn't even sell any significant number of computers) is at fault.

    25. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, Office?

    26. Re:Where should we start? by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 1

      CAs are always connected to the internet (or intranet). Motherboard BIOS aren't.

    27. Re:Where should we start? by scubamage · · Score: 1

      In this case the patch is actually to include microsoft PE binaries, so yes, microsoft is at fault. Just saying.

    28. Re:Where should we start? by mwehle · · Score: 2

      Good summary, but it's important to realize that this is not just about Windows vs. other operating systems. Secure Boot allows Microsoft and hardware manufacturers to control which version of Windows the consumer installs. Last week a box I had running Windows Server for years died, and I bought a new Lenovo tower to replace it. The new box came with Windows 8 but I mistakenly thought this would be no problem - I'd just reformat the disk and boot up off a retail Windows Server DVD. This was a mistake - the Windows Server 2012 setup program refused to proceed, saying the product key didn't match any of those on the machine. I booted into the BIOS setup and "disabled" Secure Boot, but to no avail. Secure boot allows the hardware manufacture to bake Windows 8 product keys into the firmware, prohibiting installation of anything else. I spent hours installing Windows 8, then the distribution tools, sideloading Windows Server onto a new partition from within Windows 8. What a hassle! Here I had a legitimate copy of the software, and I was prohibited from installing it directly onto the machine I'd just purchased.

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    29. Re:Where should we start? by sjames · · Score: 2

      MS's history is littered with the corpses of former partners.

    30. Re:Where should we start? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      CAs are always connected to the internet (or intranet). Motherboard BIOS aren't.

      Yet.

    31. Re:Where should we start? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "As a first step toward this nightmare, they bullied computer makers into shipping a bootloader signature system that could potentially prevent people from running GNU/Linux."

      "Anything other than Windows", you mean.

    32. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only until MS have decided that these developers lunch rightfully belonged to MS. There are plenty of those stories, if you just don't chose to willfully ignore them.

      Those who don't learn from history, are doomed to sprout idiotic history revisionism at slashdot, it would seem.

    33. Re:Where should we start? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "No one plays with MS and comes out ahead."

      Actually, that's not quite true. A number of small companies have taken on Microsoft and won. It hasn't always done them a lot of good, though.

      Take the Stacker debacle of... what was it? '95-'96? Microsoft stole Stacker's compression code, which Stacker pretty easily proved in court. Microsoft had to pay a pretty huge judgment to Stacker, and change their own compression code. Which they did, and it was very inefficient compared to the original Stacker code.

      But because Microsoft already had huge market share, and not all consumers were tech-savvy, after that Stacker sales continued to decline and I doubt you can even find the company anymore.

      Which would reinforce your point, if that were a typical scenario, but it's not. In fact Apple *has* taken on Microsoft, and won, if you consider profit to be the primary indicator. And they've been gaining market share while Microsoft has been losing. In fact Microsoft is not pretty much dependent on their business user base. They make very little of their profit from consumer sales anymore. And their business user base in turn is as big as it is only because of inertia within companies.

    34. Re:Where should we start? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      s/In fact Microsoft is not/In fact Microsoft is now

    35. Re:Where should we start? by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      Because Linus knows what we all do, that this will end badly for RedHat. MS will come up with a reason to break booting RedHat later. No one plays with MS and comes out ahead.

      10 years ago we all might agree with this but Microsoft has shown that they do place nice with others over the last few years. It's Linux that refuses to play nice with MS.

    36. Re:Where should we start? by fredprado · · Score: 1

      Won't ever happen. There are and always will be reasons to have machines disconnected from the Internet.

    37. Re:Where should we start? by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      Ask Steam how they feel about that now that Microsoft is trying to run their own app/game store in Windows 8. They're definitely feeling the squeeze and are looking towards their own platform.

      Just because Microsoft is not directly competing with these companies now doesn't mean they won't do it in the future.

      What about the Apple store? The EA Store? I could go on. Steam is feeling the squeeze because they can't monopolize the industry on the crappy $5-10 games.

    38. Re:Where should we start? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      And there are reasons while the system vendors don't want you disconnected from the Internet--which is why it's been getting harder and harder to be so. Expect this trend to continue. Yes, there will be reasons to have machine disconnected from the Internet and those who must have them so will find ways to do to it--but I wouldn't be surprised at all if the "ordinary" BIOS used in the average user's machine because "always connected".

    39. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close... but not completely accurate. It was the Fedora project which got the signing key.

      It is puzzling though to see Linus' much more calm discussion of this just last June:

      "I'm certainly not a huge UEFI fan, but at the same time I see why you might want to have signed bootup etc. And if it's only $99 to get a key for Fedora, I don't see what the huge deal is."

      Source: http://www.zdnet.com/blog/open-source/linus-torvalds-on-windows-8-uefi-and-fedora/11187

    40. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Deal with Microsoft?

      Here's you complimentary knife in the back

    41. Re:Where should we start? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Im pretty sure Microsoft makes a hefty profit in their productivity and server markets.

    42. Re:Where should we start? by Requiem18th · · Score: 2

      But of course, Microsoft put themselves in that position. Bullied is the apropriate term. Windows 8 licensing states that OEMs have to implement restricted boot, and for ARM OEM it even says it can't be unlockable.

      "You want to instal Windows 8 in that tablet? Well you better make it a Windows-Only tablet then."

      MS is making all OEMs his bitches. Sadly OEMs don't really care. They have the option of Android and Google can make the same demands. OEMs won't care until demand for unlockable hardware increases.

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    43. Re:Where should we start? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft did not urge anyone to submit non-PE binaries for signing, nor did they offer some shitty kernel patch to support it in a place it shouldn't be. I don't know what else to say if you're ignoring facts.

    44. Re:Where should we start? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Its only really reliable function is to make booting/installing anything but Windows harder and possibly infeasible for the average user.

      No, it does a damn good job of preventing viruses and rootkits tampering with the bootloader and kernel/drivers. Since a lot of viruses have been doing that in the past few years it does undeniably provide some real benefit to users.

      I'm not saying it isn't a bad thing for Linux, but there is a genuine reason for implementing it beyond just trying to block other operating systems. Frankly I doubt Microsoft gives a shit of people run Ubuntu on their tablets because only 0.01% of their customer base has even heard of it.

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    45. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apples and oranges.

      They are "derivative companies", in essence.

      Try making an OS and selling it. Enjoy being threatened by Microsoft for probably not stealing anything at all. And taken to court over it. And probably be ruined unless you piss money.
      Or an office-suite. Hooo boy they'll get mad for sure over that. Steve might even throw a chair at you, personally.

    46. Re:Where should we start? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Microsoft only holds the key that vendors are required to install. You can freely install your own.

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    47. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that option is available, its costs millions of dollars to run, and has no chance of making any sort of revenue. Can you see the long queue of business wanting to run it?

    48. Re:Where should we start? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      For many, many reasons the ability to securely load and boot an OS with trust starting almost immediately on boot is desirable

      Right, which is what happens when users can install their own keys and sign their own bootloaders. Which is curiously absent from this standard, and even forbidden by Microsoft on some devices. Yup, users came first on this one.

      It is an open solution

      No, it's a booby-trap meant to sneak DRM into our computers and kill free, personal computing. If it were "open" nobody would have to go to one vendor who has a vested interest in promoting their OS to get a signing key; users would be able to install signing keys of their choosing.

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    49. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "on and around the Windows platform"

      There is no question that you utterly fail to comprehend what is being discussed here. For one, Linux is not something that runs atop Windows.
      You have a long, long, long long long long LONG way to go before you understand the issues in play.

    50. Re:Where should we start? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      No, not always.

      A CA can be disconnected. Your web browser isn't talking to the CA for every cert it sees anyway. If windows can check the CA, why can't the EFI? (BIOS is gone, remember?) Every EFI board I have has been able to BOOTP boot, so I'm going to guess dhcp only isn't that much of a stretch. BIOS doesn't do Secure Boot at all, we have something new to do that, so why would we make it with the same shortcomings as the last one?

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    51. Re:Where should we start? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The PC has a digital signature saying its licensed to run Win8 (pro or whatever) in its EFI implementation. Windows OEM copies checks this to avoid asking for a key if you clearly are authorized.

      Likewise ... stop using an OEM copy of Server 2012 and you'll get a prompt rather than a denial. You purchased an OEM copy of 2012 and you're bitching because you can't do something with it that was expressly forbidden from the start.

      The only thing that happened here is that your easy method of stealing doesn't work anymore.

      That has nothing to do with secure boot and has been in there since at least Vista, I think Windows XP SP3 OEM did it as well. Its not new.

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    52. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Their computer"???
      Since when is a computer I buy, the property of MS?????
      Your terminology shows what is wrong.
      MS wants to maintain control over MY property.

    53. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yet

    54. Re:Where should we start? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      How about just having a jumper that turns this crap off.

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    55. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when exactly was this remarkable turnaround in Microsoft's attitude? I must have missed it due to their continued display of being a giant douche.

      It certainly wasn't 10 years ago.

      Now let's see... 5 years ago Microsoft were ballot stuffing, comittee stacking and caused all ISO voting processes to grind to a halt with an influx of voters all in aid of forcing through OOXML due to the threat they perceived from ODF. No change in abhorrent behaviour there, just business as usual from their playbook.

      Two years ago, lasting over a year, Microsoft accidentallyonpurpose took out the browser ballot that they agreed upon as part of the anti-trust investigation in the EU, all the while claiming they were in compliance. Still business as usual.

      So what exactly was it that changed recently? All I can hear is the South Park Saddam Hussein "I can change" song.

    56. Re:Where should we start? by mwehle · · Score: 1

      I'm curious about your approach - why use words like "bitching" or "stealing"? This sort of language doesn't lend itself to civil discourse.

      If you use your favorite Internet search engine and search for "secure boot product key" or a similar set of keywords you will find numerous anecdotes from people who have had the same experience I did, using retail software they'd just purchased.

      As far as this phenomena not being new, it is certainly new in my experience. I've been installing Windows since 3.0, back in 1990. My copy of Windows Server 2012 is from my MSDN subscription. I was an MSDN charter subscriber, in 1992 or so. I've not had a product setup tell me it wouldn't install on the machine I chose.

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    57. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is, I like to use my own kernels, which I compile myself. (Yes, I know, I know - why would you, ricer, why not use the awesome *buntu/mint/fedora, and so on. But, it's my life and my computer. "That's how I roll, baby"). I cannot and do notwant to have every kernel sign by a third party. It's MY computer, remember? And I don't want it signed at all by a company that hates linux.

    58. Re:Where should we start? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      This has been implemented as a secure boot facility that can, on x86 platforms, be disabled and which allows the user to install their own keys.

      For now.

      Linux dweebs

      Ad hominem, which tells me that your argument is probably invalid.

      Microsoft (who doesn't even sell any significant number of computers)

      Straw man: nobody gives a shit about the computers Microsoft sells. The whole point is that Microsoft wants to restrict the options of consumers in which OS they can boot on their computers, regardless if made by Asus, HP or Lenovo.

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    59. Re:Where should we start? by fredprado · · Score: 1

      Won't happen because it goes against other big interests, those being offering crappy connectivity for high prices.Hardware manufactures have no control over the quality and availability of internet connections, especially in mobile equipments.

    60. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redhat makes Office?

    61. Re:Where should we start? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      But of course, Microsoft put themselves in that position. Bullied is the apropriate term. Windows 8 licensing states that OEMs have to implement restricted boot, and for ARM OEM it even says it can't be unlockable.

      "You want to instal Windows 8 in that tablet? Well you better make it a Windows-Only tablet then."

      The requirement for Secure Boot is part of Win8 hardware certification program. It's not mandatory for OEMs (though I've seen it claimed here on /. that OEMs that pass it get Win8 cheaper).

      Also, OEMs are not required to make Secure Boot Windows-only. They can preload keys for other systems, including, for example, Linux. Convincing them to do so is another matter.

    62. Re:Where should we start? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The scope of MS monopoly in "United States v. Microsoft" was defined as "Intel-based personal computers". So on ARM, where Secure Boot is mandatory and users are not allowed to add their own keys, it does not apply. And on Intel, OEMs are required to allow users to add their keys, thereby enabling installation of other OSes.

    63. Re:Where should we start? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      This is interesting, but it has nothing to do with Secure Boot. Secure Boot is solely concerned with verifying the signature of boot loader. What you describe is an application-level check that likely goes into BIOS (or UEFI) and looks up the OEM key there.

    64. Re:Where should we start? by mwehle · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that, thanks for the information.

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    65. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-Trust is a joke in this country, and a sad one at that.
      Actually, I should say Anti-Trust was a joke back when we had it.
      Now we have Too Big To Fail.

      With the incentives in place now, we are well on our way to having One Big Company, invulnerable to laws it doesn't bother to follow even though it wrote them all, and paid for all the votes.

      So this new mega corp and the federal government differ how exactly?

    66. Re:Where should we start? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      You seem not to understand that almost everyone who tried to partner with Microsoft, and build products that run on Windows, got screwed over once Microsoft decided they wanted that market (which they were never in).

      Hell, Microsoft threw a temper tantrum when Sony didn't want to be their BFF, and wasted billions to fuck them over with XBox and the HD-DVD crap.

    67. Re:Where should we start? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      A letter to your state Attorney General describing this would be a big help. As would a blog posting so that others can chime in and spread the news.

    68. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS will come up with a reason to break booting RedHat later.

      Microsoft doesn't need a reason to break UEFI SecureBoot, it's an inevitability that they'll break it "accidentally" given their lack of capabilities in key security management and key expiry management. The recent Cluster Fuck of Azure storage certificates over the weekend is just another in a long list of examples that proves this. And when they do finally break UEFI SecureBoot how the heck is everyone meant to recover? You can't run unsigned code and the signed code will be unusable thanks to certificate fuckage. Thanks, Microsoft, eleventy billion computers bricked for everybody.

    69. Re:Where should we start? by smash · · Score: 1

      It's an EFI option.

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    70. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from Xbox, Red Hat is a direct competitor to all other areas so Pecisk has a point?

      Thank you for reinforcing his idea.

    71. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason, many OS vendors have decided to piggy back on Microsoft's signing infrastructure

      Microsoft has used his vantage market position to "convince" them that it is not in their best interest to lose all those Windows customers. Wasn't there a name for that?

    72. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes because i'm sure microsoft has never once had the intention of increasing its availability in markets other than home and office desktops..

    73. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why???? It's not like they'll forget to renew a certificate or something...... oh wait.

    74. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust is broken as soon as Microsoft is the one US corporation that handle the whole key chain. I don't trust them. I don't want their OS and don't use it. This adds nothing to the security of the devices I do pay for and I own.

    75. Re:Where should we start? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      First, "For now" is a slippery slope argument. Second, it is not ad hominem, as the argument stands on its own. Third, it's not a straw man - Microsoft isn't selling you locked down computers, ergo Microsoft isn't the person locking down your machine.

    76. Re:Where should we start? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > "Do you really, really want to add keys for this new OS you are installing?"

      There could even be a jumper you have to set on the motherboard. Then it can't be done without physical access.

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    77. Re:Where should we start? by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      that is not a minor problem in this usecase. You might be used to system that always have direct access to an up-to-date RL, but in this case THE BIOS would have to have access to an up-to-date RL. How? This is the least up-to-date part of a machine. That is, by common use, the BIOS will almost never be up to date enough to revoke the key of the newest [broken] key.

    78. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office suites?

    79. Re:Where should we start? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. That does not solve the fundamental problem though. The only thing secure boot can prevent to some degree is amateur hacking.

      Example: If somebody wants to use your computer to send SPAM, they only need to hack an application with network socket access (i.e. run a piece of software as non-root user), OS compromise is not required.

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    80. Re:Where should we start? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      >>>The problem with that is however that secure boot is broken as soon as a single OS maker/distro gets compromised.

      Key revocation and revocation lists is well-understood concept in PKI. Are you saying similar approach won't be used here?

      About the only (minor) problem is to make sure CRL is up to date.

      I am saying that key-revocation does not really work in practice. The problem is the distribution of the revocation list. (Worst example I have seen _within_ an enterprise boundary was a revocation-list so long the target devices could not load it anymore.)

      For secure boot, a BIOS update would be needed for revocation. I do not see that happening.

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    81. Re:Where should we start? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and there the idea breaks down.

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    82. Re:Where should we start? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Actually, it does no good job whatsoever. The idea is not new and has been dropped as ineffective in other cases. For Win8/UEFI, the market share is just to small at this time for the attackers to invest the effort. The time will come that they do and then this barrier will fall very fast.

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    83. Re:Where should we start? by suutar · · Score: 1

      that sounds like about as minor a problem as keeping the browser up to date. Or java. Or flash. Or virus definitions. Is there a particular reason to believe that key management will be handled more effectively?

    84. Re:Where should we start? by sinij · · Score: 1

      Conceptually: Each update has to be signed and encrypted. Each update includes updated revocation list signed by root CA.

      If bios was legit, then it will have legit revocation list.

      If bios was not legit, then it will have to a) include revocation list that has it identified as not legit b) include old list c) include forged list somehow signed by root CA. Old list would be the only problematic area, perhaps could be worked around by some third-party trusted time verification mechanism.

    85. Re:Where should we start? by sinij · · Score: 1

      Above, I was thinking about different problem when I wrote 'BIOS'. Replace it with OS.

      Related to this - there is an ongoing discussion in about remote secure firmware update.Similar issue, similar solution.

    86. Re:Where should we start? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      Because Linus knows what we all do, that this will end badly for RedHat. MS will come up with a reason to break booting RedHat later. No one plays with MS and comes out ahead.

      I see this as being bad for smaller linux distributions not the few who deside to play with Microsoft. Im sure a commercial vendor like MS would love to see the hundreds of linux varients suddenly be reduced to a handful of large and commercially approved distributions.

      I should be able to "roll my own" linux at any time. There is a serious problem with only having a few people with the keys to build linux kernels. Have you noticed what is happening with Ubuntu? They are actively taking keystrokes from your desktop and shipping that information out to various vendors (like amazon). And then they are allowing those vendors to send images and product information directly onto your system that appear while viewing your local application and data. It is a huge privacy concern. Some may like having this information available and not mind the potential security leaks. But no matter what direction any single linux distribution takes, the users should at any time be able to switch to one of the many hundreds of others currently available.

      If you think it is OK to ask for permission from Microsoft to sign your kernels or whatever is required... just imagine how long you will wait for MS to deliver when you come up with your own new-and-improved Ubuntu/redhat/linux distribution.

      Linux is superior to any other operating system, because of the many thousands and thousands of independent developers around the world. There is no way for any single company to ever catch up to linux development at this point. Even microsoft could not afford to pay all the developers around the world working on linux for the hours spent. It will be a real shame if hardware vendors fold to Microsoft presures in their attempts to limit the further growth of linux.

    87. Re:Where should we start? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      Alternatively let the Linux Foundation, or better yet, some vendor agnostic association, like the PCI SIG should handle the keys. Having Microsoft handle the keychain is bonkers.

      Thats no a solution. The user should have control of their own hardware and decided for themselves what is and is not approved software. If microsoft wants to remove this power from the hardware owners by taking on the role of the user and signing their own stuff... fine. Just dont make everyone use their system. No one entity should decide what software you can or cannot put onto the computer you own.

      I have a personal opinion that if you cannot install a Virus on your computer then it really is not a computer. If you cant have 100% control over the software you run on your PC then its not really a computer. Because without complete control of the software controlling the hardware there is no way to guarantee that you can get full value out of the hardware you paid for. You see this in routers... were the same hardware model is sold for $60, $100, $300 and $1000. It the same box you paid for, except the software installed on the cheaper models is meant to limit and cripple the functional potential of the hardware.

      There is a number of us who do not buy computers for the software it comes with. We instead only consider the hardware, because we know that we already have access to the software that will maximize its potential. Despite this fact, we continue to pay a dying monopoly (microsoft) for added software that we never want and never use. We could care less about how Microsoft tries to protect itself from pirating, because we have nothing to do with this. But now, we see that not only does Microsoft want us to continue paying them for nothing, they want to force us to use their inferior software products. And they want to have control over how we use the hardware we paid for.

      Nobody should be in a possition to decide how we use hardware. Not microsoft, not a free software group... nobody. Its just giving one entity too much control. And we know from the past, that this simply leads to stagnent and weak products and with added expense for consumers.

    88. Re:Where should we start? by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Oh I know that, I was replying to cheesybagel comment

      Alternatively let the Linux Foundation, or better yet, some vendor agnostic association, like the PCI SIG should handle the keys. Having Microsoft handle the keychain is bonkers.

      My point being that nobody did entrust MS with secure boot but themselves.

      The requirement for Secure Boot is part of Win8 hardware certification program. It's not mandatory for OEMs

      It's still a perversion of the system. End users wanted to know if the hardware supports the OS, they didn't ask about it's anti-piracy/DRM features.

      They can preload keys for other systems, including, for example, Linux. Convincing them to do so is another matter.

      And we know they don't, which is okay if secure boot can be disabled, but restricting unlocking it's unacceptable, it's denying users the right to do with their system as they see fit, if Ford made cars that only ran on one brand of gas every judge in the civilized world would declare it as anti-competitive practice.

      Good thing for MS that judges can't understand technology.

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    89. Re:Where should we start? by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      s/about it's/about its/

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    90. Re:Where should we start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are non-shitty approaches to said solution, but Linux dweebs generally like to attribute all ills to Microsoft so somehow Microsoft (who doesn't even sell any significant number of computers) is at fault."

      Interesting perspective but Microsoft is apparently buying into dell. I think they sell a pretty significant amount of computers.

      http://www.pcworld.com/article/2027157/dell-goes-private-bought-by-michael-dell-and-2-billion-from-microsoft.html

    91. Re:Where should we start? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Agreed. But if there is supposed to be a pre-default installed key that certifies that the signed OSes are safe I am ok with it. As long as I can install my own key. This should be easy to do, just a y/n question not a different option on each BIOS. Or having Microsoft design their OSes to they don't boot when other keys are present in the keychain. Imagine that if Microsoft instead of Verisign handled Internet certificates... IMO there should be a separation of roles between certification authorities.

    92. Re:Where should we start? by HairyFeetLovesBallme · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is the one forcing OEM's to sell locked down machines. You must have a doctorate in hair-splitting.

  40. Re:What an unprofessional baby by oztiks · · Score: 1

    Yeah because RH could always dump the Linux kernel and go for Hurd in a heartbeat right? Hardly.

    I feel for Tovalds because he made statements about how SecureBoot would pose a "limited" security advantage 6 months ago and "kind of" supported it. Now it just seems that MS is trying to take too much control. So what's next RH will go down Novel's and Nikon's route and start shilling out royalties to MS to use Linux? just give MS an excuse or better yet bend to their will and they will only tighten their grip (lets not forget MS's recent investment in Dell ...)

    As much as I do like some of MS products, I hate their business tactics and manoeuvring and maybe Tovalds' emotional "outburst" is because he's seeing what used to be a simple click install process for is his OS slowly become a more challenging process only for people who vet the types of hardware they use.

    Add insult to injury he now he has one of his key suppliers bend to MS's will. I think it's well placed anger but just like most anger poorly placed in it's delivery.

  41. I speak for the anonymous trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I speak for all of us when I say, I'm jealous of Linus's talent, success, and natural authority, but most of all, I hate his ability to cut through bullshit and put supercilious poseurs like me in their place.

  42. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use Linux because I feel it is the best Free and Open environment.

    Ideologies always have a few extremist supporters. And in this case most of them congregate around slashdot. Most people wouldn't choose an OS for an ideology though.

  43. Context is everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As Cardinal Richeleiu is reputed to have said:

    Give me six lines written by the most honest of men, and I will find something to hang him.

    Take it out of context and give it an inflamatory introduction and it looks like an explosion.
    Read the exchange in the original context and it reads like just another frank exchange on the LKML.

    1. Re:Context is everything by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      s/eiu/ieu/

  44. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You need to be the first post in this topic.

  45. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see SuSe and debian used daily in professional environments.

    RedHat is only big with a small group of Enterprises more interested in red tape and bureaucracy than getting work done. RedHat would have no product without Linus.

  46. Re:Linus sounds exhausted with his own project. by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have some friends that talk like that when they're completely calm. You can't gauge how emotional this response is based on the words alone.

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  47. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Goaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Linus does not explode at "people whom he has some disagreement with". He does so at kernel developers, specifically, who are doing things that he sees as harmful to the Linux kernel.

  48. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps the desktop will be relevant again someday. By then Linux will be ready for it.

  49. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, as soon as they can get over this ideological bullshit and act like professionals, then, maybe, the year of linux on the desktop might magically materialize.

    Zealotry will always slow the progress of any cause.

  50. Am I the only one tired of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus's prima donna and disrespectful attitude is getting really old.

  51. Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Posting anonymous just to be sure..

    Since i saw a Google Tech Talk with Linus on stage, i certainly like him less.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XpnKHJAok8 (mostly about Git but nonetheless showcasing his persona)

    Linux is great and all, but i am certainly not a fan of Linus anymore. Respect though for his incredible achievements.
    He's a dick the same way Jobs was (also sharing similar strengths regarding vision), and i now realize he basically is a real life Sheldon Cooper, ego humor and everything.

  52. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is also not the first time Linus has had a publicized explosion at someone, and it probably won't be the last, either.

    How many public messages does he type in a year? And how many become well-publicized explosions? Maybe one every six to eight months? Doesn't sound so bad to me.

  53. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 0

    Irrelevant in the storage market, not owning the mobile market (and android is a lot more than "linux" anyhow), and not second to MS on the desktop. So uh... yeah, modicum of success fits pretty well?

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  54. Aside from being a dick.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Aside from being a bit of a dick sometimes, I think I am totally in agreement with Linus on not wanting something like this in kernel space, let alone something from MS.

    Perhaps a little more civility though, Linus ;)

  55. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Linux kernel is not beholden to any business interest. Given the various user-space shenanigans (systemd, udev) over the past year, I'm not surprised by his response.

    Trying to move user space items into the kernel that are not universally beneficial, or conversely trying to manipulate kernel space in ways that break long standing POSIX functionality - without a clear consensus from the community - is asking for it.

    For all his faults, Linus has managed to keep the kernel relevant for a very large array of hardware in the face of these pressures.

  56. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Difference is, he's effective via persistence, Linus is effective via implementation.

  57. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Linus is either trolling or is seriously uninformed because UEFI isn't Microsoft's. They're just one name on a whole list of names attached to managing Intel's boot loader.

    "The Unified EFI Forum or UEFI Forum (where UEFI stands for Unified Extensible Firmware Interface) is an alliance between several leading technology companies to modernize the booting process. The board of directors includes representatives from eleven "Promoter" companies: AMD, American Megatrends, Apple, Dell, HP, IBM, Insyde Software, Intel, Lenovo, Microsoft, and Phoenix Technologies."

  58. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That deserves getting shouted at? I think a simple civilized smackdown would have sufficed, but hey, this is Linus we are talking about.

  59. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is also not the first time Linus has had a publicized explosion at someone, and it probably won't be the last, either.

    Sorry, that's bullshit. Linus doesn't pull punches and he doesn't sugar-coat what he says, he doesn't change his statements to adhere to political correctness. If you can't handle that, then go find somewhere else to cry about it.

    But publicly attacking someone, especially someone working for a company which is largely responsible for making Linux "respectable" isn't doing himself, the project, or the community at large any goo

    Ya, actually it does do a lot of good. People who say and do idiotic things ought to be called out, publicly. This isn't fucking gradeschool, nobody has any duty to respect your delicate sensibilities. Grow a thicker skin or GTFO. And just so it doesn't cause you mental anguish when you figure it out, I'll go ahead and let you know you don't get a trophy for "participation" either.

  60. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    Most people wouldn't choose an OS for an ideology though.

    I wouldn't expect them to. I'd expect them to choose it based on the benefits of the ideology. Of course, that would only be if I didn't know that propaganda works.

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  61. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    Irrelevant in the storage market my ass.
    They own mobile. Android now moves more units and every distro is a lot more than a kernel.

    The desktop is a dying market.

    It also owns embedded. It literally dominates more fields than any other competitor even plays in.

  62. Re:Linus sounds exhausted with his own project. by liamevo · · Score: 1

    yep, pretty much. Everyone knows if he thinks your work is stupid he'll call you on it, properly, in front of everyone.

  63. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Wait, what? Every place I've worked in for years that has linux deployed, from aerospace to real estate, has had Debian deployed somewhere. As for RedHat, I see more CentOS stuff than pure RedHat offerings. Where are you talking about? Web hosting?

  64. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    You, sir, are a liar. I've worked for half a dozen Fortune 500 companies, and I have only ever seen RedHat in production environments where Linux is used. The company I work for now is in the process of replacing a 200+ server environment, moving from HPUX/PA-RISC to RedHat/x86_64 because they want to get away from some of the red tape and bureaucracy.

    Bottom line is that big, successful, organized companies need contracts, paper trails, and paid support -- something RedHat provides above and beyond any of the other distros. They know their customers and play to their needs; that is why they are successful and profitable where so many others are not.

  65. Bad Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here's our problem - no operating system wants to give any other operating system a heads up on anything, ever. The software landscape tends to "fracture by default" and it's a pure ego problem. Denying functionality because it might help your competitor creates confusion and frustration for users. It's like the video player you need to play most of the videos, the IM you need to chat with the most people, or the other one you need to chat with the rest of the people. It's the reason we all have 10,000 passwords to remember now and all our HDDs are full of software we barely need or barely works.

    Linus, you speak a lot of truth a lot of the time but you just made everyones job harder and made yourself look childish while doing it.

    1. Re:Bad Response by stooo · · Score: 1

      >> Denying functionality because it might help your competitor creates confusion and frustration for users

      What functionnality are you talking about ?
      I don't see a denial of any functionnality here.

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    2. Re:Bad Response by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Denying functionality because it might help your competitor creates confusion and frustration for users.

      That's exactly what Microsoft is doing with "secure boot". They are denying us the functionality to boot any software we like with the hardware we own.

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  66. Thick Skin by Bucc5062 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you do not have a thick skin in this business you will get eaten up from the inside. I learned that the hard way. This is a business of egos, because this is first a business of Art and Art is ego. Yes, we wrap logic and algorithms around it, but the foundation is a creative process and that is tied to ego.

    The question I have is what happens to Linux after Linus? If he is the Monarch, is there an heir or will Linux slowly begin to splinter without that strong Ego to guide its vision. Seems like the King does not want something added to "his" kernel, but had he disappeared just before his tirade, what would have happened?

    maybe this goes into the deeper question of who (or what) defines the core of a Kernel. For Windows, iOS it seems to be decisions by committee and business need. For Linux? We say it is open source, but with His Holiness issuing colorful decrees, how open is it besides the obvious insurrection approach.

    From what little I've garnered about the man, that was a fairly tame tirade, it does no impact on the progress of Linux and once I finally understood the issue I tended to agree with Linus's view, though with less passion.

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    1. Re:Thick Skin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychobabble. A thicker skin is probably a good thing for many people to work on, regardless of their profession. Linus has just got a mild case of internet tough guy syndrome.

    2. Re:Thick Skin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like the King does not want something added to "his" kernel [...] We say it is open source, but with His Holiness issuing colorful decrees, how open is it besides the obvious insurrection approach.

      And this is exactly why FOSS is such a beautiful thing!

      Everybody is free to fork the kernel. So just go ahead, clone the kernel sources, label it FriendlyLinux, make your git repo available and announce on a bunch of mailing lists (including lkml of course) that you are from now on accepting patches and you promise to be nice to all patch submitters. Then watch your new kernel flourish....

      Linux is so strong _because_ Linus is a dictator. And Linux is _not_ "his" kernel. It just happens that there are enough people (and companies) out there who trust in Linus' judgements and clone his source tree. Because Linux development _works_. Linus has strong opinions (and is almost always right, by the way). But if you can't stand the heat, stay away from the kitchen.

      One day Linus may start to make mistakes. But the development model assures that somebody (certainly one of his lieutenants) will step up and continue the work. Because it has never been "his" kernel.

    3. Re:Thick Skin by oursland · · Score: 1

      For Windows, iOS it seems to be decisions by committee and business need.

      You say this as if somehow a committee eliminates the politics that are present in Linux, which cannot be further from the truth. I bet there are tons of things that the committee for each OS has turned down for various reasons, but you and I don't know about it because it isn't open.

      Seems like the King does not want something added to "his" kernel,

      Precisely right. RH is fully capable of adding it to their kernel, as are any other distros. Linus does not want it in his kernel and that's that!

    4. Re:Thick Skin by VzXzV · · Score: 1

      "The question I have is what happens to Linux after Linus? If he is the Monarch, is there an heir or will Linux slowly begin to splinter without that strong Ego to guide its vision. Seems like the King does not want something added to "his" kernel, but had he disappeared just before his tirade, what would have happened?"

      For this you can look at many dead, dying or disorganized/lost distributions or even governments and companies. In most cases a complex piece of software or distribution needs a strong leader to keep his/her vision going. The first example in the Linux world I think of is Gentoo. Daniel Robbins setup the Gentoo Foundation and stepped down as the chief architect. The side effect of this is Gentoo a distribution that has made many enhancements to Linux and software development in general has become stagnant, with no real direction or drive. It used to drive the development of gcc, test new ideas and was the goto source for documentation on anything Linux. Gentoo is far from dead but has lost a lot of what made it what is was and is being surpassed by Arch Linux and Ubuntu.

  67. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Not calling things what they are is the kind of behavior that leads to oppression and fascism."

    What the fuck are you talking about? Ok, then I guess instead we have a dick-tator who belittles and berates anyone he disagrees with rather than simply laying down a sound technical argument and moving on.

  68. Re:hurm? by mehemiah · · Score: 1

    THANK YOU

  69. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Informative

    He is speaking about secure boot, which means getting a key signed by MS.

    There are a lot of companies in on making sure your lose your ability to have a computer do as you like and not as the MPAA wants.

  70. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by dnix · · Score: 1

    shouldn't be "chrissake"?

  71. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by phoebus1553 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Honestly, when was the last time you saw SuSe or Debian used in a professional environment?

    Speaking from the small window of the world that I can see... tons. SuSE is the preferred distro for anything that VMWare puts out today since, you know, they own the distro. That means that all of the pre-built appliances for their management services and apps are built on SuSE. Beyond that it's the distribution that IBM uses on any strange architecture they decide to run linux on, for example Watson is SuSE running on Power. I figured it would have been AIX but I was wrong. Beyond that, I'm told that it's also the preferred internal architecture for SAP development and if they can suggest an OS to you for the app servers, that's what it is... although officially they are OS agnostic.

    I don't think you get near any of those things without a pretty big checkbook, so I'll go ahead and call them professional.

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  72. What the matter with slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it ... MSFT bought this place ? so much astroturfing, spin doctors, etc. Linus is right, i do not want any MSFT trojans inside linux and i also will not buy a piece of hardware that requires permission from some corporation for its use.

    Linus is the man !

  73. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you've seen CentOS deployed in large aerospace firms, you've probably seen my handiwork. For companies that don't really need support (i.e.: tech boots on the ground), I try to push the completely free option as much as possible. Trying to say that CentOS isn't RedHat, though, is disingenuous at best.

  74. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, when I first read the summary I was afraid he was another victim of spontaneous combustion.

  75. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by therealkevinkretz · · Score: 1

    SuSE's in use in my corporate environment.

  76. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by FuzzyDustBall · · Score: 1

    That means that Ubuntu and Fedora can do as they want, as they release patches in public. They are not obliged to have it in mainline kernel - and neither Linus is obliged to support them. He maybe splits hair at first, but then he justifies his POV quite clearly. It's technical decision.

    Just to be clear I agree with his decision, he didn't have to be an ass hat about it though. But saying anyone can go ahead maintain their own kernel baseline is a little silly, As soon as you stray from the baseline on something like the LINUX kernel you are loosing a lot of what you gained by using LINUX. Now you personally have to reintegrate/test every time a new kernel release is put out to the public and the cost of doing this is very high.

  77. Again? by eyenot · · Score: 0

    I can't find the article, but it seems to me that Linus was just in slashdot news not too long ago for ripping some other developer a new one. And looking back I find he's the subject of an article where he rips some politician a new one on a web page. Is this what Linus Torvalds is all about, screaming at people? I get the whole "you gotta have a thick skin" argument, sure, but is Linus the one making that argument a reality? How about some shit like some fucking P.R., or some fucking H.R. sensitivity, and some bullshit? What's his fucking huge dickheaded problem?

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    1. Re:Again? by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

      I can't find the article, but it seems to me that Linus was just in slashdot news not too long ago for ripping some other developer a new one.

      I presume the article you refer to is this one Linus Chews Up Kernel Maintainer For Introducing Userspace Bug

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  78. And this is different from Tivoisation how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given Linus' stance that Tivoisation is not a problem because as long as Linux gets used on hardware, that's all that counts, in what way does using MS's "largesse" to sign secure boot linux to get Linux used on hardware any different?

    I don't remember anyone claiming that if Linus wants to Deep Throat Tivo, that's HIS issue...

    1. Re:And this is different from Tivoisation how? by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Linus does not care because what Tivo does cannot stop him from using his computers the way he wants. This would let MS say what code linux runs, see how that is different?

    2. Re:And this is different from Tivoisation how? by Junta · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, his explicit concern is that it is a complete and total hack to create PE executables for the express purpose of being dumb containers for x509 certificate data.

      MS already supports alternative signing schemes (e.g. .PS1 scripts can have the ASN.1 content appended in Base64), so getting MS to support ASN.1 content without a PE executable seems like a much more sane solution for the problem Red Hat wants to 'solve'.

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    3. Re:And this is different from Tivoisation how? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Linux should support fat binaries like ... say ... EVERY OTHER OS THAT MATTERS then, and then support for that could be added to UEFI easy enough by manufactures.

      What you want is to add ANOTHER WAY to do what works. Every other OS realizes how good fat binaries are. Why is it Linux is the only OS I know of that claims to be a viable desktop OS yet its the only one that doesn't support a feature that I use literally every single day.

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    4. Re:And this is different from Tivoisation how? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Because it is not needed. You get software from the repos for your version and architecture. There is no need to add bloat in this case.

    5. Re:And this is different from Tivoisation how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So linux only works when you stay in your walled garden.

    6. Re:And this is different from Tivoisation how? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I think you mean open garden.
      You can get software outside the repos all you like. Just don't expect people to want to adopt substandard packages just to help you.

    7. Re:And this is different from Tivoisation how? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      MS won't have this control though, except on some limited platforms (ARM tablets with Microsoft certification). All these new PC motherboards that want Microsoft certification will need to allow the user disable Secure Boot.

      So the only problem is with people who do not know how to change the UEFI settings (ie, this used to be called changing your BIOS settings). This won't be people who are used to dual booting or installing Linux themselves and it won't affect any manufacturers who ship pre-installed Linux systems.

      Yes, it's a pain, and I don't like Microsoft's stupid stance on requiring it for ARM tablets, but it's not nearly so draconian as it's being made out to be. A secure boot with signed kernels and boot loaders is a good idea, even for Linux. Though it's more useful for turnkey system or leased systems than the traditional open desktops (bootloader malware is very rare now and manufacturer's don't care if the owner modifies their own system).

  79. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Qzukk · · Score: 2

    You, sir, are a liar. I've worked for half a dozen Fortune 500 companies

    Oh wow, the Fortune 500! That's what, 0.0001% of all the companies in the world? I'm sure that's totally representative of how things are done.

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  80. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. iTRON owns embedded.

  81. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it when Linus speaks, the geek community bends over and takes it up the ass to cover for him? "slight fist shaking"? Seriously?

    'Guys, this is not a d*#@-sucking contest. If you want to parse PE binaries, go right ahead. If Red Hat wants to deep-throat Microsoft, that's *your* issue. That has nothing what-so-ever to do with the kernel I maintain. It's trivial for you guys to have a signing machine that parses the PE binary, verifies the signatures, and signs the resulting keys with your own key. You already wrote the code, for chissake, it's in that f*cking pull request.'"

    This is as much fanboi-ism as any Apple or MS fan. This was over the top, and unprofessional. If you spoke to anyone like this in a corporate environment, HR would be handing you your hat. Why does the FOSS community keep giving him a free pass to act like an asshat?

  82. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fortune 500 would be the small group of enterprises that value red tape over getting shit done.

    Working for one you should know that.

  83. Re:What an unprofessional baby by plover · · Score: 1

    Pancreatic cancer has a very poor survival rate. Sometimes surgical, radiation, and chemotherapy treatment can increase the chances of surviving an extra five years from 10% to 20%. Joining hands with familly and singing Kum-by-yah would do about as much good - or harm.

    And diet has not been shown to have any specific impact on the treatment of the cancer. Regarding prevention, heredity and smoking are the biggest risk factors. Other typical risks such as obesity, poor diet, inactivity, etc., factor into it but they are not specific to pancreatic cancer.

    In other words, you are rude, ignorant, and callous. Your friends and family must be so proud of you.

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  84. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno... If you read the entire conversation in context it's not that bad and seems more like a slight fist shaking rather than explosion.

    He talks about "dick sucking", so of course it involves both a fist shaking and an explosion.

  85. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

    I see Debian used every day. A lot of people use Debian on the back end. It's light weight, and handles small amounts of RAM better and more efficiently than Redhat due to the lesser number of processes starting by default. Sure there are a lot of Redhat instances, and a lot of Centos instances as well, but the number of Debian servers I see on a regular basis is pretty staggering.

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  86. Have to agree.... by Junta · · Score: 1

    We are in a world where Linux at least has some sort of clout. The right answer is to exercise that to push forward a better model and not kowtow to MS security model. Even if you think the goal of securely measured and protected boot is good, MS as the root of trust is bad idea. I'd go further and say the mechanism's inability to measure/protect custom configuration and script content make it nearly a moot point. It's difficult to imagine a system that would be able to cover custom config and script content that would not at the same time render the 'SecureBoot' concept completely and utterly redundant.

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  87. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

    You can get paid support from third parties from other distros. And a lot of companies do. Just because they're not looking for an RHCSA to hire doesn't mean that they don't use linux. And if you're pushing a Redhat cert, you're more likely to see Redhat shops.

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  88. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by MrMickS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is Torvalds right? In this case, probably. There isn't a reason to include this functionality in the base kernel. If it is useful to RedHat, then RedHat can include it in their distribution. But publicly attacking someone, especially someone working for a company which is largely responsible for making Linux "respectable" isn't doing himself, the project, or the community at large any good, any more than Ballmer throwing chairs and screaming "Developers" or the "Howard Dean Scream" helped Microsoft or Howard Dean.

    So because Redhat have made Linux respectable for business use that this should add weight to their proposals and get them special treatment if they make a brain dead suggestion? Linus is very brunt and forthright in his dealings, it saves time, there's no doubting his position. Sadly I wish I worked with more people like this rather than ones that talk around ideas and suggestions instead of being decisive.

    Self censorship is a huge problem throughout organisations with people not being sure enough of themselves to say what they mean or think instead they couch replies in vague terms so as not to offend and hope for some sort of consensus. This invariably leads to sub-optimal solutions but allows people to escape any resultant blame due to the shared nature of the final decision process. I'd rather stick my neck out and say things as I see them. If I'm wrong on something tell me why and I'll take it onboard, however we should get a good solution rather than a half-assed one.

    The explosion serves two purposes; firstly it puts an immediate block on this particular action, secondly its memorable and noticeable enough so as to dissuade future proposals of a similar nature thus saving time.

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  89. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But sometimes being nice and making compromises doesn't work, in which case you actually need to be a dick about things in order to make sure shit gets done the right way. Somebody pussyfoots around, involves an unnecessary third party, or overly complicates things which can affect the reputation of your own work, then yeah - call them on their bullshit. An outburst like this might be a necessary evil when getting the point across, even if doesn't always look good when the public ends up seeing it.

  90. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hence why I used the qualifier 'pure', and I meant relative to Red Hat's actual products, not in general.

  91. Stop the presses by Tarlus · · Score: 0

    Linus Torvalds has another childish temper tantrum. News at 11.

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  92. Exploded? by tusam · · Score: 0

    There's not a single exclamation mark in that response.
    The guy swears, not news.
    Perhaps next time submit a post about the subject matter being discussed and not how it's discussed?

  93. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are a liar

    So because you've never seen it, it can't happen? Nice God complex you've got there.

    I'm currently working for a Fortune 100 company managing somewhere in the region of 5000 servers all running Ubuntu. My previous place was 400 machines all running Debian.

  94. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thanks for the pointer to Eric S Raymond. I only knew of his from The Cathedral and the Bazaar. I had no idea he was a right wing nut, global warming and HIV denier, Bush jr supporter, islamophobic war-monger, homophobic, racist troll.

    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Eric_S._Raymond

    Him and Stallman, what a pair! By comparison Torvalds looks quite tame and reasonable.

  95. I digit by Dresden+Sparrow · · Score: 2

    Totally with Linus on this one. Guy is blunt, terse and sans bu!!sh!t. I like it.

  96. Re:What an unprofessional baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a diet of all sugar will fuck up your pancreas, and give you pancreatic cancer. Even if that sugar is fructose.

    Just like a steady stream of steroids will give you ball cancer. Is Lance Armstrong your hero too?

    Having cancer doesn't excuse being a shitty human being. Both Jobs and Armstrong are/were shitty human beings.

  97. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by DarkRat · · Score: 1

    pics or it didn't happen

  98. Honesty... by NotSanguine · · Score: 2

    Don't hold back Linus. Tell us how you really feel!

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  99. Hit his Stallman Point by T.E.D. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My theory is that we all have a Stallman Point, a spot on the spectrum of the slide away from personal computing freedom where we just can't calmly stand around and watch folks push things further the wrong way. It looks to me like Linus just hit his with this "SecureBoot" crapola.

    Sadly, everyone has a slightly different Stallman Point, and folks who haven't yet reached theirs look at someone getting upset and think "what an unreasonable person", while those who are long past theirs look at the same person and say "what a buffoon. If he'd only had this fit back at *my* Stallman Point we could have nipped this in the bud, but now its far too late".

    1. Re:Hit his Stallman Point by Junta · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, his criticisms aren't about personal computing freedom and secureboot. His criticism is that crafting a PE executable for the express purposes of containing certificate data is utterly asinine. The correct response would be for MS to accomodate signing data in the more usual ways. I suspect a proposol to wrap the x509 data with a dummy ELF file would be met with similar rejection. The difference being no one would propose such a dumbass approach so we'd never find out, it's only thanks to MS dickishness that such a workaround would even be proposed.

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    2. Re:Hit his Stallman Point by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is time for another class action monopoly suit, arguing that Microsoft's approach to this effectively puts in place a monopoly control on PC operating systems.

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    3. Re:Hit his Stallman Point by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Agreed here. "PE" is a Microsoft Windows term. In Linux the closest analogue is the ELF file. Now decoding such things on Linux can be a sensible thing to do. However there's no reason to do this in the kernel. Does the current kernel even parse ELF files or does it rely on user space loaders to do this (not really sure)? If some sort of certificate needs to be handled in the kernel to support secure booting it should be a sensible and non-proprietary format.

      Ie the patch is just to add keys to a dynamically running kernel. So just have an interface that takes a x509 certificate, with an external user-space tool that decodes whatever external file you have (PE, ASN.1, ROT13). If you need to sign a key with a trusted key that's already in the kernal, you use an interface to do that also. There's just no reason to have the file handling and parsing be in the kernel.

      What next, we get patches to Safari and Firefox and Opera to allow certs in PE format?

      And really, what's going on in the discussion isn't Linux going berserk. This isn't a corporation with everyone sitting around in a meeting and figuring out a design in advance. What he have here is someone with a feature written independently who wants it to be added to the kernel, then there's some give and take ("it's a stupid idea", "yes that's true but here's the pragmatic reason for it"). In plenty of meetings in offices you will have face to face "explosions" of the same type.

    4. Re:Hit his Stallman Point by epine · · Score: 1

      My theory is that we all have a Stallman Point, a spot on the spectrum of the slide away from personal computing freedom where we just can't calmly stand around and watch folks push things further the wrong way.

      This goes way back, long before Stallman: upright posture, mastery of fire, omnivorous diet, domestication of animals. Those were some serious wrong turns--and don't say we weren't warned. Many stood calmly around while prescient individuals went berserk. Thus it has always been. Then someone muttered "good eating" and we've had fewer prescient individuals ever since, though these strident voices appear to be on the rebound now that we've adopted all these foolish protections of state. The Enlightenment was soooo misnamed. Alongside the dubious innovation of keeping the noisemakers out of the stock pot, they tacked on all these irritating and Liberal notions of contract.

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  101. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd expect them to choose it based on the benefits of the ideology.

    Where there are benefits, they do. Chiefly the benefit of being free as in beer. That's why it's been used for embedded devices such as routers and phones. But that's manufacturers making the choice.

    On the desktop there's consumer choice. And for most consumers free as in beer is less useful to them than ease of use and compatibility.

    On servers, free as in beer has turned out to be more important than ease of use, because computer operators can be expected to learn the accidental complexity.

  102. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by neurovish · · Score: 3

    Speaking from the small window of the world that I can see... tons. SuSE is the preferred distro for anything that VMWare puts out today since, you know, they own the distro. That means that all of the pre-built appliances for their management services and apps are built on SuSE. Beyond that it's the distribution that IBM uses on any strange architecture they decide to run linux on, for example Watson is SuSE running on Power. I figured it would have been AIX but I was wrong. Beyond that, I'm told that it's also the preferred internal architecture for SAP development and if they can suggest an OS to you for the app servers, that's what it is... although officially they are OS agnostic. I don't think you get near any of those things without a pretty big checkbook, so I'll go ahead and call them professional.

    That is a bizarre world indeed. Since when does VMWare own SuSE? Last a heard they were bought from Novell by Attachmate, and I don't see where anything has changed there.

  103. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Junta · · Score: 5, Informative

    While others have already said 'this specific bit *IS* Microsoft's', I'll also say that UEFI is largely designed around MS conventions and requirements, just like BIOS specs were in the 1980s.

    UEFI interfaces are defined in terms of Microsoft calling conventions and using a binary format defined by Microsoft. The behavior of the system clock is defined in terms of MS expectation of local timezone instead of GMT. All of these things are areas where MS has explicitly deviated from everyone else in the industry, and UEFI happens to follow MS on every last single deviation that presents itself.

    At the core of UEFI, it's genesis was Intel trying to push an incompatible architecture (Itanium) and working closely with MS to assure there would be 'a' Windows running on it which was perceived to be the sole requirement to make the industry dump x86, even if it couldn't run x86 compiled applications. Thinks have evolved from there, but that relationship still defines most of what UEFI continues to be.

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  104. At least he knows a Trojan Horse when he sees one by belgianguy · · Score: 1

    I agree with him on this, the way he expressed it is unfortunate but his point stands.

  105. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Right... you conveniently did not read the rest and went straight to defamatory attacks.

    I guess you missed the fact that this is not a dick-sucking contest.

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  106. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Kagetsuki · · Score: 2

    It's a damn shame most people who see your comment won't realize it is correct, and will continue to be oblivious of the existence of the most used OS on the planet.

  107. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by kh31d4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    most people don't choose OS, they just use whatever comes preinstalled.

  108. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    What? He's totally right: Linus jerks himself in front a mirror, that's common knowledge.

    Always loved Woody Allen's quote: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love."

  109. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    the year of linux on the desktop might magically materialize

    What's a "desktop" grandpa?

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  110. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

    I see Debian used in professional environments every day, and I do not see RedHat at near that frequency. From where I stand and from what I see Debian and Debian derivatives obliterate RedHat in professional environments.

    I do suspect RedHat has a dominance in mid sized office environments though - as that seems to be what they tout. I do not operate in these environemnts so I can't validate that claim though.

  111. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    You forgot Bruce Perens. He's the reasonable one of that trio.

  112. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    Not that ESR and Stallman don't have fair reasons for being unreasonable. So to speak.

  113. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On the desktop there's consumer choice. And for most consumers free as in beer is less useful to them than ease of use and compatibility.

    No one has ever proven or even credibly suggested that Windows or OSX is easier to use than Linux, especially Android. And there's compatibility and then there's compatibility. You can be compatible with Windows applications and this year's hardware, or you can be compatible with literally everything else. Linux supports vastly more hardware than does any Windows version. My house is peppered with hardware I bought used because Windows no longer offered drivers, nor the manufacturer. Scanners, printers, all manner of peripheral. People sell stuff because it doesn't work with their new Windows PC, and then I buy it and plug it into Linux and it works great.

    On servers, free as in beer has turned out to be more important than ease of use, because computer operators can be expected to learn the accidental complexity.

    If you can seriously sit there and tell me that Windows makes servers easier to use in the way that admins use servers, you know fuck-all about anything.

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  114. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Kagetsuki · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because in this case he's fighting for their interests. If he allowed the patch it would give Microsoft very real control over what you can and can not run Linux on - and worse than that it would give them the power to revoke that permission from every kernel having that patch.

  115. "Secure Boot" my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is meant to be anything but a way to stop malware, this is meant to stop Microsoft software piracy and hurt alternative OSes in the process.

    1. Re:"Secure Boot" my ass by PPH · · Score: 1

      I guess I don't understand what putting components of a secure boot system in the very thing you are trying to boot provides security. If you trust components of the Windows (or any other) kernel to sign or validate itself, that would seem to defeat the whole purpose of secure boot.

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  116. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really is the sort of behavior that ultimately detracts from the open source community.

    Not calling things what they are is the kind of behavior that leads to oppression and fascism.

    Being not an asshole = oppression and fascism. I don't even...

  117. Re:What an unprofessional baby by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    That's it. I'm starting to format my USB pens as UDF.

  118. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    Show me an actual shipping storage array that is linux at it's core.

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  119. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying that giving house keys over to Microsoft is "fixing the problem" means said person must be a Microsoft person.

    "The enemy" is your choice of words, not mine.

  120. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now, now, don't have a coronary...

    Not all professional environment are in Fortune xxx companies.
    Just because a company isn't big enough to qualify for the Fxxx list doesn't mean it's unprofessional - just smaller...

    Would a company providing support for Debian to others be unprofessional because they don't use Red Hat internally?

  121. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think it's OK to tell people to shut up by implying they are gay? Can I tell asian developers they have small penises and go "ching chong wing wong" when we have disagreements on the job? Can I call female coworkers they are dumb dyke bitches?

    The law sure says I cant. You say that kind of shit on the job, HR will have you out the door before you know what's happening, you might even find yourself on the ass end of a lawsuit.

    Fuck Linus for being a disrespectful childish 'brogrammer' who can't carry himself as a professional, and fuck Linus for carrying his childish homophobia into the modern age.

    He's the one who needs the thicker skin, or to GTFO.

  122. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    What? He's totally right: Linus jerks himself in front a mirror, that's common knowledge.

    Since any mirror effectively splits the universe into two halves, one of them being in front of the mirror, it's highly likely that whenever you're jerking off, you're doing so in the front half-space of a significant number of mirrors.

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  123. Pretty Sure It's a Dick Sucking Contest by Greyfox · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Canonical and Red Hat might be having a dick sucking contest. Maybe they just didn't invite Linus.

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  124. Here's a thought... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a thought. If having Microsoft being in charge of providing the key as to who gets to boot or not is such a good idea, then it would make just as much sense to have Apple be in charge of the key or even Redhat. Would Microsoft be willing to put Redhat in control of key signing into their kernel? Probably not. Then why should the linux kernel be subjected to Microsoft's control?

    Torvalds is correct on this. It is unfortunate in the way he articulated it, because instead of reasoned argument, it comes across as a flaming rant.

    1. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If it wasn't a flaming rant, no one would pay attention!

    2. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think this discussion would even be here if he hadn't used the strong wording? For all I know Linus have probably already tried to use reasoned arguments in this discussion, but that kind of thing rarely ends up here.

    3. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >it would make just as much sense to have Apple be in charge of the key

      Apple should be in charge of the signing keys for their own platforms In fact, for the closed iPhone and iPad architectures, they are and things are tightly locked down.

      Microsoft is in charge of the signing keys for their own platform. You do know that MS has had a spec for what a Windows compatible PC is for a long, long time, don't you? The PC is only an open platform in sense that the owners never cared enough to lock the door. Well now they do.

      You FOSS advocates are allegedly clever people. Go and design your own open and free platform and persuade OEMs to manufacture motherboards for it by yourselves, a la the Raspberry Pi. I'm just sure that you can do better than the nasty old proprietary stuff that you like to look down on.

  125. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by mabhatter654 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This isn't "ideological bs" any more. In order to BOOT AND RUN Linux on newer Hardware "sold for Windows 8" you must have a signed bios loader. Red Hat COULD have petitioned for their OWN code to be used, but instead "rent" a key from Microsoft.

    Pnce the old stock flushes, We are just a few month away from EVERY MOTHERBOARD SOLD to require Microsoft's PERMISSION to boot another OS. Not just Dells or HPs pre-configured, but companies are now pushed to sell only "Windows Motherboards" whether you decide to buy Windows or not!

    Even APPLE hardware isn't locked down THAT tightly. We've already had cases where the ol' "API works for Windows" bit not the signed Microsoft alternate-OS key... Out of Samsung notebooks.

    We are back to 1999 and using obscure bugs in the "open" hardware to lock Alternate OSes out of the hardware market... For good. Hope you like Rasperry Pi because niche, custom hardware is the only stuff that will FREELY run Linux from this point on.

  126. ZOMG! by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    That man is my hero... I really wish more Engineers and Software guys would stand up to idiocy like that.

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    1. Re:ZOMG! by Lumpy · · Score: 0

      Good for you! I am so proud that you lost enough weight to reach the keyboard again! Have you been able to take online courses to get your grade school education yet? Your mom will be so proud when you can finally fit through a doorway and get outside again, maybe then you can get treatment for your mental illness!

      I hear they have a new class for people like you in the special Olympics! Maybe you could win a Ribbon!

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    2. Re:ZOMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the same AC, but you're just making yourself into more of an asshole. I believe the point was that having a hero who makes his point via name calling is not very good, and you could do better. Certainly you're old enough to realize that.

    3. Re:ZOMG! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Aww you are cute!

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  127. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by torsmo · · Score: 2

    Uh, what? Suse is deployed in diverse corporate environments. The London Stock Exchange comes to mind.

  128. Re:All I wanto to do is run Linux by Aaron+B+Lingwood · · Score: 2

    If this is a stopgap measure to allow me to run Linux on secure boot systems, I'm okay with that until a different viable solution comes along.

    Linus is okay with the stopgap measure. What he isn't okay with is including this hack of a hack AND a WIndows PE Binary Blob in the mainline kernel.

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  129. Let's face it. The writing is on the wall. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    UEFI and Secure Boot are the end of Linux as we know it. Linux will no longer be a free and open operating system, and will instead become a pet project of Microsoft.

    That's just the way it is. It was a fun experiment, but it is over, and Linux lost. Now Linux will be able to be run only by the good graces of Microsoft, with a key signing fee, of course.

  130. Who cares by gorbachev · · Score: 3, Funny

    This would've been a more interesting article, if it discussed the merits or lack thereof, of the RedHat change in the Linux kernel.

    The "drama" the article discusses is of no value to anyone, but the likes of Nerd TMZ (if there was such a thing).

    Can we please stop posting articles such as these? And if someone does post one, can we NOT promote them onto the front page?

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    1. Re:Who cares by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And the feature itself is deserving of some discussion. On one side it's insanely stupid to have this in the kernel. On the other side there are vendors who demand this feature. In many places you suck it up and put in the stupid code so that your product sells. Linux kernel tries to reject the stupid stuff (or most of it) and stick with doing what should be done as much as is practically possible, leaving it to the user space to implement the warts.

      Of course the "Linus explodes again" makes the headline.

  131. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2

    Linus is mad because Red Hat had the resources to build and certify THEIR OWN keys to Microsoft's "standard" but they choose to RENT A Key instead. Ted Hat was the only company big enough to negotiate or pay lawyers to FORCE the issue. And they rolled over.

    Linus was actually just fine with all the other companies that "just barely" complied with the letter of the GPL... He has always been more pragmatic about USING Linux and not so much every little bit be "Free Software" ... Except now Microsoft just locked EVERYBODY OUT to charge RENT. Oops!

  132. woooooosh by sweatyboatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you wish you worked with people who suggested you like to suck dick when they disagreed with you?

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    1. Re:woooooosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you wish you worked with people who suggested you like to suck dick when they disagreed with you?

      Yes. I've had quite enough experience of working with people using weasel-words, causing wasted time and energy, instead of being very blunt in the few situations where it's really called for. Like this one.

      Linus is Finnish, and very blunt. Always has been. It's nothing new, it's not unexpected, and it has been a very good thing for the Linux kernel since its inception.

      The woooooosh is entirely on you.

    2. Re:woooooosh by scubamage · · Score: 0

      I wish I worked with people who were intelligent enough to read a sentence about dick-sucking and know that it wasn't necessarily a homophobic statement, but rather a negative statement against appeasing and showing fealty to microsoft. But hey, folks are idiots, they like their lack of contextual understanding almost as much as they like their straw men, and I am too busy to really care.

    3. Re:woooooosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they wouldn't say it behind your back...

    4. Re:woooooosh by razorshark · · Score: 1

      A mature adult would know that the choice of words they used to express themselves can sway an argument in any number of directions. You don't have to swear, be abusive or even particularly forceful to get your point across. That's the realm of someone who hasn't learnt decent social skills, and anyone who disparages the value of social skills hasn't learnt them either.

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    5. Re:woooooosh by Kirth · · Score: 1

      No, but I wish to work with people who would suggest me to suck dick when I go into bed with Microsoft.

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    6. Re:woooooosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you wish you worked with people who suggested you like to suck dick when they disagreed with you?

      I wish I worked with people who suggest I like to suck dicks when I try to push an ugly hack into shared codebase.

    7. Re:woooooosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there nothing in between "you must love sucking dick" and weasel-words.

      You know what wastes time and energy? Being an asshole.

      Are Finns particularly well known for bluntness?

  133. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DROBO

  134. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scumdamn · · Score: 1

    I don't think the desktop is terribly important now that mobile and tablets have exploded. The desktop isn't growing anymore. The notebook is taking over that market and tablets and smartphones are expanding like crazy. The Linux kernel owns those markets. Why give a fuck about the desktop anymore?

  135. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2, Informative

    Honestly, when was the last time you saw SuSe or Debian used in a professional environment?

    Every single day, and that's in my point-of-sale work for one of the largest retailers in the United States.

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  136. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    That video is one of the reasons I *like* Linus.

    But I actually get things done for a living, so I understand where he's coming from.

  137. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    the explosion also raises awareness of the problem of putting Linux at risk from microsoft signoff on any bootloader. Not sure if your comments and this awareness are what Linus is hoping to accomplish, but it is pretty effective.

  138. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scumdamn · · Score: 1

    Android likely has a bigger install base than any Linux distro out there. It's extremely successful. Also, Linus decides what goes into the kernel. The rest of the OS isn't under his control but he does get to ultimately decide what goes in the kernel.

  139. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    OK! Who threw the first chair in this?

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  140. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by slim · · Score: 2

    ... and Hans Reiser murdered his wife, but that's quite orthogonal to the quality of his code, and by all accounts ReiserFS is an excellent piece of work.

    I too abhor ESR's gun nut, extreme libertarian views. But The Cathedral And The Bazaar was an insightful piece that really did launch a valuable movement. Fetchmail isn't a major achievement, but it's stable and useful, and no doubt a better product for ESR's community-driving than it would have been if he'd coded it all alone.

    And don't lump ESR and RMS together - RMS is driven by principle, ESR is driven by pragmatism. RMS believes it's better to use bad software than non-free software. ESR believes open source leads to processes that produce high quality software.

    Linus, I think, is on the pragmatic side, and not married to the GPL. I don't think he put a great deal of thought into choosing the license for Linux -- he wanted to share it, he had no intention of it being more than a hobbyist thing, at first. By the time Linux proved to be a potential big deal, there were so many contributors, that getting permission from all of them to alter the license would be all-but-impossible. Note that Linus chose to adopt the proprietary BitKeeper SCM system, before he wrote Git; Git is GPL - so he must be happy with that license for his own work.

  141. For once linus is absolutely right by detain · · Score: 1

    This entire secureboot setup gave all the power and leverage to microsoft. Its not even a matter of do you trust the company, its a public company that who knows might not be a round in a few years, do you really want to risk giving the key to update and unlock new computers to a company and hope it all works out for the best?

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  142. Mistaken identity by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    l. Linus responded: 'Guys, this is not a d*#@-sucking contest

    That's not cussing, it's Perl. Relax guys.

    1. Re:Mistaken identity by steelfood · · Score: 1

      It prints 42.

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    2. Re:Mistaken identity by ais523 · · Score: 1

      It's not quite valid Perl. Typeglobs don't have a number of elements. (Apart from that, it parses: the word with the symbols in parses as "stringise the number of elements of the special variable @-, interpret that as a variable name, find the typeglob representing variables with that name, count the number of elements in it (this is the bit that doesn't work), interpret that as a package name, then call the static method 'd' in it with the argument 'sucking'.)

      I may have undermined my own point, here.

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    3. Re:Mistaken identity by Celarent+Darii · · Score: 1

      Using Perl and cussing go so often together that they are pretty much synonymous.

    4. Re:Mistaken identity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no!

      Please tell me he's not going to re-write the kernel in Perl now!
      I remember the pissing contests 10-15 years ago when some dorks suggested he write the kernel in C++... :-)

  143. Re:Linus sounds exhausted with his own project. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is this how Linus always behaved?

    Yes.

  144. Microsofts mistake.. by segfault_0 · · Score: 2

    Microsoft has confused security with authority. Or perhaps they think they are synonyms.

    Regardless I think Linus responded quite appropriately.

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  145. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus is fine, it's a cultural thing. He's serious and not serious at the same time in that talk, to make his point.

    Single threaded minds usually can't cope with that and get hung up and offended on the "offensive" parts, usually the ones were Linus is of a different mind, (read, "thinks listeners favorite piece of software is shit") and have absolutely no intention of changing.

    Just remember that there is no right to not be offended, even if you feel entitled to such a right.

  146. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

    Show me an actual shipping storage array that is linux at it's core.

    All of Synology's stuff uses Busybox, which is generally backed by a Linux kernel. Their wiki article seems to back this idea. Small player, I know, but great hardware for the SMB that needs an iSCSI NAS for their first few pieces of VM infrastructure.

  147. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by houghi · · Score: 1

    SuSE is outdated. It is called SUSE since several years.
    If you want to be nostalgic, call it S.u.S.E.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SUSE

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  148. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference between him and the others you mention, is that he is quite self effacing. He recognises the way he is, makes no apology for it, but is aware of the effect that it causes others and that it may not be the best way.

  149. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by webbiedave · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, unlike Jobs, Linus is creating/maintaining/guarding some of the most important code in the world... which is *free*. He can dick it up all he wants I say.

  150. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2

    How does BSD get around the problem tha a UEFI motherboard is permenantly "rooted" unless you get a certified key from M$ ?

    Certified key wont actually encrypt your system (at the RAM/CPU level) unless you load Microsoft's unlocking code BEFORE you start your Kernel so your kernel is signed to the system.

  151. Gates & Jobs Cursed Too by SnappyTech · · Score: 1

    Herding lots of programmers must drive men to cursing, because Gates & Jobs could rant their curses with the best of them -- and it got them results. Human nature. No news here.

  152. nt by shentino · · Score: 1

    I would much rather have The Linux Foundation get itself on par with Microsoft in getting keys implemented by OEMs.

    Giving MS a kill switch is just asking for trouble.

  153. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus fights for your freedom of vendor lock him, now if you personally want to "go along to get along" you can look the other way like a "good german" while they
    MSsoft legally encloses the every aspect of the software industry!

  154. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2

    He claims to love Linux, but what he really loves is himself.

    Or maybe he's just passionate about maintaining the integrity of his creation.. We'll see how you do when you write an operating system that revolutionizes the computing world...

  155. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are precious few entities on the Fortune 100 list that have any business running 5000+ instance server farms

    Really? IBM, HP, Dell, AT&T? None of them? Sure about that?

    none of those would be using Linux of any flavor nearly exclusively, as you clearly imply

    You wouldn't build a cluster (perhaps a "Cloud") of machines all using the same OS? Double sure about that?

    You're a fucking liar.

    Sure thing buddy. Perhaps you need to spend less time being wrong on the Internet and try reading some of it. Hell I've given you so much information about who I work for you'd have to be a chimp not to be able to work it out and verify it's all true in under a minute using Google.

  156. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a former Microsoft employee I kind of agree with Linus. I know some of the goons responsible for the Win8 code signing and I know the way they think. Simply: they are morons, they are in way over their head, and they definitely should not be allowed to let taint the minds of kernel developers on other platforms. Linus is absolutely right to say that there should not be a PE image parser in the kernel just because Microsoft wants to mandate it.

    Now, while you criticize Linus for this perfectly rational point, and say that he hasn't had mainstream success, I say that Linux is actually a smashing success. Maybe the workstation and PC thing didn't take off but you can't really talk about servers or smartphones or anything embedded without considering it.

  157. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone needs to be a dick to make Linux continue to be successful. How big a dick is questionable, but look at HURD and Plan10... It's a design by committee process without as strong a leader, neither has made any actual progress towards being usable, and both have been around for 2 decades.

  158. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by musmax · · Score: 1

    Yes, so did I, a bit. But then I watched this one and all is good again... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MShbP3OpASA

  159. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was speculation about VMware buying SuSE Linux back in Sept 2010, but I dont think it ever went through. The following article gives insight as to why a deal may have never been made http://blogs.computerworld.com/17019/vmwares_novell_suse_linux_buy_out_runs_into_a_snag

    Even though a deal was likely never made, VMWare does use SLES as their go-to.

  160. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost every startup I have worked at in the last 10 years has used Centos for at least some of the systems.

  161. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? IBM, HP, Dell, AT&T? None of them? Sure about that?

    Sure about what? That four constitutes a "precious few" out of one hundred? Yes, quite sure. I didn't say "none"; you said that.

    That would be you twisting the facts again, by the way.

    You wouldn't build a cluster (perhaps a "Cloud") of machines all using the same OS? Double sure about that?

    Sure. Name one of those four that would do so using Ubuntu. IBM and HP both have their own solutions, and Dell is a RHEL reseller. That leaves you AT&T... would you like to call them or should I?

  162. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most common mode I know is to buy one RHEL license for one server and run all other servers with CentOS. Most commercial (5 digit and more yearly license price, e.g. engineering software) linux applications are only certified for RHEL and sometimes SuSE EL and the vendors refuse support when you are running it on other distros. If you can reproduce the problem on RHEL it is a problem with the application, when not it is a problem with the distro.

  163. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by deanklear · · Score: 2, Informative

    No one has ever proven or even credibly suggested that Windows or OSX is easier to use than Linux, especially Android.

    Sorry, you're falling flat on your face for this one. Here's why:

    When I ask the question, "How do change the screen resolution?"
    Windows: Control Panel
    Mac: System Preferences
    Linux: It depends

    "Where do I change my network settings?"
    Windows: Control Panel
    Mac: System Preferences
    Linux: It depends

    The reason Windows and Mac and Android are dominating user devices is because they have standardized a GUI environment, and GUI failure is considered operating system failure.

  164. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And that makes it ok to be a total tool? I'm not questioning his motives. It's his delivery. He's being an asshat, and everyone is looking the other way. There is no reason to act the way he does. Millions of businesses manage to operate smoothly without throwing around words like "fucking" and "Dick sucking contest".

    Slashdot is an intelligent crowd, yet they can't seem to separate the message from the delivery.

  165. Linus Torvalds is his own universe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Linus would have no product without all of the developers efforts...including Red Hat. Yes, we can play this game of who needs whom, but when the chips are down, history will show that one person didn't do it all.

  166. Oh look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhoh, Torvalds acting like a spoiled child rather than a professional kernel developer again.

    I don't care how right he is, or how it came to this. Torvalds needs to be better than this. I've already written him off as a petulant deity: he can't even go 60 days without acting totally inappropriately toward others in the community- The very same community that ensures his daily relevance!

    Be a man, then make your point. That's all I ask from the chief architect of the Linux kernel.

  167. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

    Linux might achieve even a modicum of success

    *lmao* Have you seen Linux deployments out there? Just about anything that doesn't run Apple or Windows *IS RUNNING LINUX*, including those little set top boxes, your phones, TVs, etc. There are literally billions of linux boxes out there.

    modicum of success... bwahahaha

  168. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

    No, there are things you can be critical of Torvalds, but this is not one of them. There is no reason to taint the entire kernel. If Redhat wants to use it, redhat can keep (and had kept their own customized kernels previously) doing it themselves.

  169. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1, Interesting

    All the news lately surrounding Linus Torvalds makes him look like arrogant and hotheaded.
    Even if dropping the bomb on somebody is justified I'd expect more professionalism from somebody of his stature rather then resorting to juvenile insults and grotesque metaphors.

    Professionalism seems to be dying a slow death.

  170. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The embedded / real-time operating system market is very crowded with probably more than hundred competitors. I don't know any reliable study about market shares but some of the bigger players are Linux, VxWorks and QNX.

    Btw: iTRON is an OS API standard like POSIX not an OS itself

  171. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by compro01 · · Score: 1

    That is a bizarre world indeed. Since when does VMWare own SuSE? Last a heard they were bought from Novell by Attachmate, and I don't see where anything has changed there.

    VMWare was trying to buy Novell in 2010, but that ended up not happening when Microsoft stepped in and bought some unspecified IP from Novell for $450 million, bringing the price for the rest of the company down to something Attachmate could afford. I'm guessing phoebus missed that bit.

    Either that, or they're mixing up EMC Corporation (parent of VMWare) with Elliot Management Corporation (part owner of the Attachmate Group.).

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  172. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Look, you're welcome to slink back to your apple cube and be morally bankrupt by yourself. You're not welcome to whine about it when others don't do the same.

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  173. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's debatable. Free development grows in proportion to the size of the Internet connected population. RMS got in using fear tactics to change what license people use at a time when the Internet was small and few people cared about licensing; he's then getting credit for all the people using the fear-based license, even when they're just doing it because their neighbor does.

    It is not at all clear what state we would have been in if we'd used a more free license rather than a fear based one. If the fear is reasonable, then we would be worse off. If the fear is unreasonable, then we would be better off, because we'd get the benefits of people having the freedom to do more thing.

    I'm on the side of freedom, personally - I think the fear is overblown, and giving people more freedom (including the freedom to restrict) would have led to a better world, including more free software. But I don't know for sure.

  174. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to get too far off topic but Linux isn't used as often in embedded systems as most Slashdrones make it sound. Unless you've done some serious research into the matter it's likely that just about 70% of all embedded systems in your workplace run something that isn't Linux. That's about where the average stands.
     
    Of course, you could also be neglecting to count all of your embedded systems since they don't come outright with the trappings you'd expect. In that case you're simply short sighted.

  175. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

    They don't own SUSE but they do distribute SUSE licenses and support with their products.

  176. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in any case, Android is continuing to gain market share. I figure it's got the best chance right now to become Linux on the desktop, I'll just back it.

    I hope not. The Linux part is great but 99% of the Android user experience is fucking Java which totally sucks. A slow iOS device is a million times smoother than a cranked to the max Android device precisely because of the crapfest that is Java.

  177. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scubamage · · Score: 1

    Not to threadjack, but my sole reason for disliking debian in a prod environment is support - how do you guys get support from the vendor when shit breaks at 3am on a sunday morning? In our environment we use Scientific Linux or CentOS in development, and RHEL in prod (also working for a fortune 100 company). We can call or open a support ticket with RedHat and usually we have a response within an hour. Do you guys work with a 3rd party vendor? Do you get support from canonical?

  178. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does it mean getting a key signed by MS? Why does no one want to add their own freaking key to their own system? I really don't understand this.

  179. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Nyder · · Score: 2

    What? He's totally right: Linus jerks himself in front a mirror, that's common knowledge.

    Doesn't everyone?

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  180. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Might want to have a look at that PVS code. Major overdraw issues. I think there's a paper by Borges that might help.

  181. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You called me a liar. As in, "You can't possibly be telling the truth about using Ubuntu on 5000 machines." Stop back peddling. You're wrong, and you called me a liar about it.

    Name one of those four that would do so using Ubuntu. IBM and HP both have their own solutions, and Dell is a RHEL reseller. That leaves you AT&T... would you like to call them or should I?

    Name one? How about all four:

    HP
    IBM
    Dell
    AT&T (although AT&T don't mention it themselves, but their cloud does run on Ubuntu: "Ubuntu and OpenStack are also powering clouds at the likes of HP, AT&T, Rackspace and Dell.")

  182. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You either support it yourself or run Ubuntu with support provided by Canonical.

  183. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scubamage · · Score: 1

    That was always the Suse thing though - they wanted to be a direct competitor with Red Hat by offering support along with their own kool-aid soaked Linux (not implying it is a bad thing, they did some really COOL things like offering free linux training to my high school though I bet after the Novell purchase that stopped). That's the really big deal here - support. (Insert your favorite open source OS here) is great until something breaks in the middle of the night and the poor sod who is on call has no one to contact for tech support. Red Hat and Suse both offer this which is why we like them for production environments.

  184. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by dywolf · · Score: 0

    and the instant that happens another anti-trust suit occurs mandating hardware be open.
    oh doom and gloomer, how do you make it out of bed in the morning?
    its not microsofts permission. its taking hardware that was designed group up to be used for Windows 8 and making it do something outside what it was designed to do. dont want to get a MS key? dont buy hardware designed from the ground up for one OS and one OS only.

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  185. Re:All I wanto to do is run Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why use Linux when you don't uphold the PRINICPLES of using Linux? FUck off you M$ $HILL BOY.;

  186. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You called me a liar. As in, "You can't possibly be telling the truth about using Ubuntu on 5000 machines." Stop back peddling. You're wrong, and you called me a liar about it.

    You're the one backpedaling. You quoted me, out of context, and replied to that very specific snippet, then bitch when I correct that. Cry me a fucking river.

    I called you a liar regarding your assertion that you work for a company that runs a 5000 server farm consisting of 100% Ubuntu instances, which has since been amended to imply that it's all part of one cluster, making the claim even more unbelievable. So, yeah, I stand by my claim that you're a liar, more so now that before because of your constantly-shifting goalposts, such as suggesting that Dell and HP can deliver Ubuntu-based solutions somehow proves your claim.

    You're a liar and a fool... and I'm done wasting my time with you.

  187. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by pLnCrZy · · Score: 1

    My kingdom for some mod points...

  188. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scubamage · · Score: 1

    A lot of places will do CentOS in dev environments, and for prod environments will use RHEL because of the support that is offered. When something is down and you are under pressures of regulatory compliance, customer experience, or mission critical systems you need a vendor you can reach out and talk to. A forum or mailing list don't count because if you have a very esoteric problem you'll more than likely never hear a response. Directors at our company don't want to have to sit in front of a congressional hearing and say, "Well, we thought we'd just support it ourselves, and no one answered my question on serverfault..."

  189. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    This should be labeled 'Insightful'.

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  190. Bravo Linus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am 110% in agreement with Linus about this, and if I were in his shoes, yelling loudly would be the least of my offenses... There would be a couple of new corpses in the swamp I suspect. UEFI secure boot has its place, but it MUST be at the option of the user to enable/disable it at will, otherwise, we are only RENTING our computers!

  191. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Athletic department on line 2. Coach says to put those goalposts right back where you found them, or he's going to come up here and kick some ass.

  192. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, you're falling flat on your face for this one. Here's why:

    When I ask the question, "How do change the screen resolution?"
    Windows: Control Panel
    Mac: System Preferences
    Linux: It depends

    Statistically nobody asks "how do I change the screen resolution on Linux". They ask "How do I change the screen resolution on Ubuntu", or "...redhat". (Most users of other Linuxes can figure this shit out for themselves.) You are reframing the question in a disingenuous manner. You may try again, but don't apologize to me unless you're going to apologize for your nonsense.

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  193. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I called you a liar regarding your assertion that you work for a company that runs a 5000 server farm consisting of 100% Ubuntu instances

    Over 5000 now, with 100% Ubuntu baring twenty or so running FreeBSD or RedHat, and 100 or so Windows machines.

    which has since been amended to imply that it's all part of one cluster, making the claim even more unbelievable.

    Oh boy are you an idiot.

    such as suggesting that Dell and HP can deliver Ubuntu-based solutions somehow proves your claim.

    It does prove my claim, because I work for one of those four companies that run Ubuntu based clouds, as part of the team that manage on of those Ubuntu based clouds.

    You're a liar and a fool... and I'm done wasting my time with you.

    You're very angry at being proved wrong. What was it, cry me a fucking river? Oh wait, you already have. Here, have a tissue.

  194. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UEFI interfaces are defined in terms of Microsoft calling conventions and using a binary format defined by Microsoft. The behavior of the system clock is defined in terms of MS expectation of local timezone instead of GMT. All of these things are areas where MS has explicitly deviated from everyone else in the industry

    Microsoft's binary format is PE, which is basically COFF - Common Object File Format. It is UNIX that moved from COFF to ELF. The time-zone behaviour dates from the release of DOS in 1981. What industry standard were Microsoft ignoring then? On the PC platform it is the various UNIX-alikes that diverged from the existing standard set by IBM and Microsoft.

    Another fun fact: the use of CR/LF for line endings pre-dates any version of UNIX and is still used in a great many internet protocols.

  195. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Daemonik · · Score: 2

    I'm glad you have 5 or 10 years for an anti-trust suit to wind it's way through the courts to fix something that should never have been broken dude, but most of us just want to get our work done and move on.

  196. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by HiThere · · Score: 2

    I'm not convinced. I haven't heard Guido (Python) acting like that. Still, I've heard worse about Theo (one of the BSDs). So it's one way to herd cats.

    I think the thing is that there are different effective management styles...but not an unlimited number of them. And Linus is manifesting ONE of them. Also that if you have an effective management style, the most likely effect of trying to change it is that you'll switch to an ineffective one.

    That said, it's also true that we don't hear about the normal flow of things, unless we follow the developers list, so we only hear about the things that are "newsworthy". This is a strongly selective filter that tends to present people in their worst light.

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  197. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Aardpig · · Score: 1

    That's why his name should be pronounced "Eric Ass Raymond". He is a dick of unimaginable proportions, and a fat neckbeard to boot.

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  198. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Imagix · · Score: 1

    Even if there is another anti-trust suit... it'll take about 7 years before it finally gets resolved, and in the meantime the lockdown is already in force. And the hardware wasn't designed from the ground-up to only run one OS. It was designed to run a whole bunch of different things, then right at the end they actually add an additional lock to prevent other OSes from running.

  199. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by X.25 · · Score: 1

    Well, as soon as they can get over this ideological bullshit and act like professionals, then, maybe, the year of linux on the desktop might magically materialize.

    Yeah, adding bloated support for shitty Microsoft features that noone cares about is suddenly going to make LInux boom on desktop.

    Silly.

  200. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    His personality has changed. He has become far more grumpy in his older age.

    But that is often the price you pay when a group of people in essence elect you as a super star.

    Sure many people find the new more aggressive Linus favorable, however it is akin to the republican party going, the reason why we lost the election was we just wasn't conservative enough.

    The aggressive personality will often get a strong following, however at a point you need to dial it down to get in the rest who need it. Being crude will not help you in the long run.

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  201. tORVALDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you people put up with shit from this guy when you're still beating a dead jOBS?

    This place is more and more serving the same purpose of edifying your worldview as Faux News . . .

  202. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VMWare is standardized on Suse and SLES now comes with all vSphere subs and there was rumor VMWare was going to buy SUSE before Attachmate did

  203. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scubamage · · Score: 1

    VMWare owns SuSE? Novell owns them... unless somehow there's a weird corporate-overlord thing going on which includes both companies.

  204. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? He's totally right: Linus jerks himself in front a mirror, that's common knowledge.

    He's married to a karate world champion. It's a lot safer.

  205. The future of Personal Computing is dark by tekrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who should be holding the keys to their computer -- the user of the computer of course! But Microsoft doesn't think that way, they think that they should "own" the PC, and the user just uses it. Might as well be a corporate mainframe with millions of dumb terminals in that case, and that's what we are moving towards.

    Look at the XBOX -- the new one -- It will have to be connected all the time to the internet, to "verify" every game you try to play. So, how long until your PC has to be connected to internet to "verify" your BIOS before it will even boot into an OS?

    And Microsoft holding the keys? What happens if, 6 weeks after we've had this forced on us, MS goes out of business? Or is "bought" in some hostile takeover and then the one server verifying all those keys is removed from service (anyone remember MLB or Danger/Sidekick?)

    We will all have to throw away our machines. And we can't even back them up to recover the data (forget about moving the HD to a new machine with no key'ed BIOS, MS has already seen to that with new DRMs in Win8).

    If we hand MS the keys, MS could destroy the entire PC industry with one mistake. Which would destroy the economy. All those machines all over the world that hold so much data that runs our planet, pfft. And those servers won't be running Linux after all, because MS prevented that from loading years before this tragedy took place.

    And the mistake wouldn't even have to be MS's fault. I mean, how hard would it be for the Chinese to hack their way into the keys and disable the whole thing?

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    1. Re:The future of Personal Computing is dark by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they will get their way there.

      Actually they are not even trying on the x86 architecture, where the requirement for the Windows logo is that the user can switch off Secure Boot. So you can always disable the feature.

      Microsoft are trying on ARM and with Windows RT. On ARM, prerequisites for the Windows logo are that Secure Boot is enabled and cannot be switched off. I guess most vendors will take the easy path there and only put the Microsoft key in the firmware, so you really cannot boot these machines with something else than Windows RT.

      Fortunately for the rest of the world, ARM tablets with Windows RT are not selling all that well. There are plenty of non-Microsoft tablets and smartphones around. Some of those also have locked bootloaders (Apple, I'm looking at you), but Microsoft is far from achieving a monopoly on ARM.

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    2. Re:The future of Personal Computing is dark by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      You know they are going far off when even Samsung contracts with ARM to make CPUs (which it has done, for both server-class and general), and ties themselves even closer in with Android at the same time.

      My prediction of the rather near future: Smart tvs that aren't really tvs, but PCs with an oversized monitor running a custom version of Android/ChromeOS. Notice that they've been shoving all kinds of USB ports, etc into them the last few years, and I think it's an incremental step. I've come across a few that when you remove a small panel, have PS/2 inputs as well, and several models that accept wireless input devices. It's no accident they are loading them up with these things.

      Why sit in the office chair at home, or worry about dropping your tablet in the toilet, when you can sit on your couch, and play games, etc right on your giant 75" tv? No more fiddling with a cable box, with a touchy laptop, a tiny phone, or an HTPC.

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    3. Re:The future of Personal Computing is dark by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about. With SecureBoot, you are allowed to add keys at will. MS is fighting a real problem: if an attacker can boot a kernel before yours, you have no security.

      What the linux community was worried about, is the inability of an AUTOMATED install of linux over your new WINDOWS 8 READY PC, because now the user would first have to enter BIOS and add a new trusted key.

      Redhat's solution was to get a boot-loader signed by MS so that it was already pre-trusted by these same WINDOWS 8 READY PCs.

  206. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    In order to love others, one must first love himself.

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  207. It's no different. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't stop him from using computers the way he wants either.

    Only those things that require a complete signed situation would. And if you load an unsigned binary into your Tivo? It doesn't work either.

    These two things are ENTIRELY IDENTICAL.

    Except one is a company called Tivo, the other is a company called Microsoft.

  208. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scubamage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Honestly, when dealing with someone who is managing a large project, it is way better to have someone appear rude but be very frank and transparent on where they stand. It's way, WAY more difficult dealing with folks from either families or heritages which keep them silent about things they don't like until you suddenly have to redo half of a project because they didn't speak out, or chastize someone in a way that was necessary to keep the problem from festering.

  209. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by phoebus1553 · · Score: 1

    Ok, my bad, I'll eat that crow. Last I heard they were buying them and I never did read the other side where it didn't happen, but I didn't go trolling (as in fishing, not green guy under the bridge) the net for the news.

    That being said VMWare does still standardize on them and have been converting their old pre-built CentOS based appliances to SuSE. They also will give you a license for unlimited guests of SuSE-for-VM with the level of vSphere we buy here. Novell's website also references the SuSE-for-VM stuff a lot. It just felt like they owned them to me as a user :-P

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  210. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by scubamage · · Score: 1

    You know, I had to google this because I'd never heard of it. Holy cow, I had no idea!

  211. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So XP was the last version of Windows that you have ever used?The control panel is not what it used to be since Vista...

  212. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by jaymzter · · Score: 2

    My house is peppered with hardware I bought used because Windows no longer offered drivers, nor the manufacturer. Scanners, printers, all manner of peripheral. People sell stuff because it doesn't work with their new Windows PC, and then I buy it and plug it into Linux and it works great.

    On the next episode of Hoarding: Buried Alive....

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  213. Re:What an unprofessional baby by scubamage · · Score: 1

    I don't get why people think Steve Jobs was so great. It's not like he came up with the cure for cancer or something.

  214. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    It's not an implication they are gay. It's an implication that they are interesting in serving Microsoft in ways that do not serve the Linux kernel.

    It's a metaphor.

  215. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortune 500 would be the small group of enterprises that value red tape over getting shit done.

    while making more money as a group than the rest of the world combined

    FTFY

  216. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... no support, then?

  217. Why is this an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we just disable UEFI and patch any signature/integrity checks for hardware without legacy support? Why should we care if they add unwanted features if we hack around it anyway?

  218. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Score+Whore · · Score: 2

    There's a difference between saying "No, your idea is bad and we're not going to use it." and "You stupid cunt faggot fuckhead asssucking peniswrinkle fuckwit douchedrinking cockswallowing fudgepacking saladtossing whore!" And it's not on the part of the person making the bad suggestion. It's entirely upon the immature and childish speaker.

    Any one who thinks being a manager/supervisor/directory means you have to be abusive is only proving that they are unsuited for the job they have.

  219. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BIOS was IBM not Microsoft and UEFI is also run on Mac's no? (then again Apple is/was owned partly by MSFT)

  220. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by wolf1oo · · Score: 2

    Watch out there. You're drawing an incorrect analogy between Linux and Windows/Mac. Linux is a kernel, not an operating system.

    If you asked where to change screen resolution or network settings on Gentoo, Ubuntu, Fedora, or Arch, they all have a single answer. While these answers may not agree with each other, they may be changed by the user if they find that a certain management application offers more comprehensive controls over their settings, or if they are more used to one over the other.

    You cannot compare Linux as an operating system.

  221. Uh... What? by laxr5rs · · Score: 1

    That's great, Linus, very professional. I'm sorry I cannot converse with my coworkers the way you do, because I actually have to answer to someone. Some of us out here, Linus, practice something called, "getting along." It's possible to deal with someone's request which you do not like, from a person you might not like, without charging them with being Microsoft dick suckers. Believe me, it really is possible. I've disagreed with people myself over different issues at work without calling them Microsoft dick suckers. You might say something like, "I'm sorry, I don't want to do that for the reason's I will list here." Or, even, "I'm strongly opposed (While thinking, "you fucking MICROSOFT DICK SUCKER!") to doing this," all without publicly slamming them. One thing all this declaration of dick suckers does for me, it makes Open Source software that much more desirable. I mean, how can it be hard to deal with, or bad software, when people are yelling at each other and calling people "DICK SUCKERS" in public?

  222. Linus != Sheldon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus performed coitus.

  223. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Not only that, Statistically, nobody asks "how do I change the screen resolution" at all. Linux, Windows and OSX all automatically probe the monitor for it's native resolution and set it without user intervention.

    If you are going to talk about odd man out, Windows 8 is easily the worst offender.

  224. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking from the small window of the world that I can see... tons. SuSE is the preferred distro for anything that VMWare puts out today since, you know, they own the distro.

    Whoa! Thanks for the info!

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  225. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by medcalf · · Score: 1

    Statistically nobody asks "how do I change the screen resolution on Linux".

    You're proving his point: statistically no one uses Linux on the desktop.

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  226. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by deanklear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are reframing the question in a disingenuous manner. You may try again, but don't apologize to me unless you're going to apologize for your nonsense.

    In the world of mature adults, documentation and backwards compatibility are the most essential parts to platform success. As a software vendor, if I have the choice of including Linux and having to write documentation and deal with bugs for dozens of distros or ignore the platform entirely, which business case do you think wins out? Keep in mind that end-user desktop Linux usage is the equivalent of a statistical error. Also keep in mind that I'm not talking about end user training alone. I'm talking about training the support staff that deals with end user support, automating testing suites for usability and bug tracking, unit testing, how to pass software updates, how to maintain backwards compatibility between distro upgrades... the Linux desktop ecosystem is a sea of poorly documented unknowns. That's just the reality.

    At this point there isn't even a sane way to come up with use cases for desktops that will work between Ubuntu 12.04 and 11.04, or between Xubuntu and Kubuntu and Lubuntu. What happens when you make the move from Debian to Centos to Slackware to Arch to Mint to SuSE?

    The excuses ideological die hards make are pathetic, and they have been for the fifteen years I have been a Linux user and hearing about the age of the Linux Desktop. Despite all the noise, the situation remains exactly the same: come up with a standardized interface for the Linux Desktop -- including all the software tools to test, update, and maintain software across the vast majority of Linux platforms -- or continue to lose. Those are the two choices.

    If you want that success for the Linux desktop, you need to push for standards and quit making excuses.

  227. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Extremism in the defense of freedom is no vice.

    -- Barry Goldwater

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  228. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's add to that list:

    Around 80% of Linux on IBM Mainframes is SUSE.

    Teradata underneath is 100% SLES

    About half of all http://top500.org supercomputers run SLES, including Titan, the fastest.

    Cray and SGI, not exactly small gear is pretty exclusively SLES.

  229. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

    No one has ever proven or even credibly suggested that Windows or OSX is easier to use than Linux

    I love Linux. I'm typing this on Linux. I make my living writing services that run on Linux. That said, holy hells, I miss the OS X desktop whenever I'm on a Linux desktop. It's not so much that OS X is easier to use (although it is) as that all progress on Linux desktops seems to have stalled. KDE is powerful and pretty but there are a million knobs I have to dick around with to get it to work like I want it to. Gnome has gone off the deep end into stark insanity and is a throwaway now, as far as I'm concerned. I'm most comfortable these days with Mint's Cinnamon desktop (great job! seriously!), but it still feels clunky and hard to configure in comparison to OS X.

    My ideal development environment would be the OS X interface on top of a Linux system. Since I can't have that, I use Linux for development and OS X at home when I just want to use my laptop without screwing around with settings ad infinitum.

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  230. A lot of Misunderstanding Here by bperkins · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think a lot of folks here are missing the point. The trouble is that the kernel running in secure boot mode has to be able to receive signed keys in a secure way (if you think secure boot is worth anything, many do not).

    Linux running in secure boot mode is a done deal. The question is how do you import keys that are signed by Microsoft. In an ideal world you'd just upload the signed X.509 cert and you'd be done. Unfortunately, Microsoft will only sign PE binaries.

    So the developers opted to enclose the X.509 cert in a PE binary. Unfortunately, that means the kernel needs to be able to read the PE binary and verify the signature all in kernel space, then extract the x,509 cert. This is undeniably messy.

    Now lots of folks will argue that there's no point to this and it should be done in user space. I'm not going ti argue with that, but the reality is that most of the mechanics of this are already implemented, just not the PE stuff. You can sign kernel modules and verify them in kernel space with x.509 certs (at least by my reading of the thread).

    Frankly, I think this is pretty much the only thing to do short of talking MS into signing x509 certs. The other suggested work-arounds involve additional authorities or doing stuff in user space. They are all workable, but are pretty clumsy compared to what's being proposed.

    I think it may have been a mistake to just drop this ugly change on Linus without his involvement. My guess is that if the problem had been stated before coming up with a proposed implementaon, they might have come up with essentially the same solution with less drama.

    1. Re:A lot of Misunderstanding Here by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/hardware/gg463119.aspx

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      http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/hardware/gg463180.aspx

      Microsoft Windows Authenticode Portable Executable Signature Format Specification
      Revision 1.0
      Note: This specification is provided to aid in the development of certain development tools for the Microsoft Windows platform. However, Microsoft does not guarantee that it is a complete specification in all respects, and cannot guarantee the accuracy of any information presented after the date of publication. Microsoft reserves the right to alter this specification without notice.
      Microsoft will grant a royalty-free license, under reasonable and non-discriminatory terms and conditions, to any Microsoft patent claims (if any exist) that Microsoft deems necessary for the limited purpose of use in software tools to generate digital signatures and in EFI firmware to verify the signatures, each exclusively in Portable Executable and Common Object File Format images.
      Complying with all applicable copyright laws is the responsibility of the user. Without limiting the rights under copyright, no part of this specification may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, modified or used in a derivative work, or transmitted in any form or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise), or for any purpose, without the express written permission of Microsoft.
      Microsoft may have intellectual property rights covering subject matter in this specification. Except as expressly provided in any written license agreement from Microsoft, the furnishing of this specification does not give you any license to any intellectual property rights, and no other rights are granted by implication, estoppel, or otherwise.

      So, of course Microsoft would love to put code implementing parts of the PE spec into the Linux kernel. You can't even read the spec without agreeing to a license. They don't guarantee you the chance to use any patents that encumber the spec without paying royalties, even though they promise those fees will be fair and unbiased.

  231. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by the_bard17 · · Score: 0

    Some of us carry a deep seated disdain for people beating around the bush with HR-approved corporate speak. Those of us that do would much rather deal with someone straightforward about their position.

  232. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Not to threadjack, but my sole reason for disliking debian in a prod environment is support - how do you guys get support from the vendor when shit breaks at 3am on a sunday morning?

    That's kind of hypothetical, because I've never seen Debian break in a production environment, ever. There's a reason it's much beloved by sysadmins.

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  233. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Belial6 · · Score: 2

    It is because Linus is a dictator. Just as Gates & Jobs were and Ballmer & Cook are now. The thing about dictators is that they are not all bad. Dictators have greater power for good or ill and since most people are greedy and self serving, most dictators use their greater power for ill. Linus has been a benevolent dictator. He has used his power for good. He frequently does it in a crass way, but the end result is that his goal is generally not to throw us all under the bus for his own profit or convenience.

  234. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 3

    Secure boot can be disabled. Nobody is taking your ability to install another OS away. There is no need to worry.

    It might be that you've had a little too much mercury in your hat brims Mr. Hatter.

  235. Re: Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by madprof · · Score: 1

    Oh god that is the funniest thing I have read for ages. Thank you. :-)

  236. Re:What an unprofessional baby by jjohnson · · Score: 2

    You're not rude, but you are ignorant. The variant of pancreatic cancer that Jobs had was much more survivable than the majority case, and his nine-month fruit juice odyssey contributed directly to an early death; had he immediately followed the proper medical advice for treatment, he'd almost certainly still be alive today.

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  237. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > as soon as they can get over this ideological bullshit and act like professionals

    Linus is not stupid. He is a very smart man and probably thinks a lot of what he writes to the Internet.

  238. War Room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gentlemen, this is the War Room. You do not fight in the War Room.

  239. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

    I find it ironic that Apple with its UNIX derived OS adopted UEFI wholesale before Microsoft's platform widely did (EFI didn't become mainstream on PC motherboards until the past 2 years or so).

  240. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by unixisc · · Score: 1

    One thing that Red Hat would have done well to do would be to do a corporate FBSD, add their enhancements to it, and then offer it. Neither CentOS nor Oracle would have been able to loot them.

  241. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Add "hurd" to the list too...

  242. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God bless Linus.
    Linus has standards that he will not compromise.
    He sees this issue clearly and will not compromise.
    Hopefully, he will not compromise in the future on this type of issue.
    If he wants to cuss at any and all, so be it--my family does worse and I refuse to be a prude about it.
    Would that all of us wore our big boy and big girls pants as well as he does.

    PS. Posting as AC because I don't care.

  243. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by wywh · · Score: 1
  244. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Why would you want OSX's UI over a Linux kernel?

    There isn't anything technically in the Linux kernel that makes ti superior in some major compelling way that I'm aware of, why do you want the Linux kernel so much?

    I ask out of ignorance, It would seem to me that you would actually be downgrading a bit, all things considered.

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  245. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheldon Cooper is based on Lubos Motl.

  246. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Wow, there isn't a single fact in your post anywhere.

    So in a few months ... Microsoft is going to change the requirements for the OS it just released, so all those people who got their hardware certified ... which REQUIRED THEM TO ALLOW BOOT OF OTHER OSes OR DISABLE SECURE BOOT OR ENTER YOUR OWN KEYS ... are not longer going to be certified?

    Microsoft is going to openly say every machine sold with Windows 8 previous to now ... even ones previously certified ... are not certifed for Windows 8 any more?

    By 99, Microsoft was well past obscure undocumented quirks to lockout apps (heh, if you use undocumented quirks of linux, you'll get flamed to all hell and back when it breaks and told its your fault. Ironic) and on to figuring out how to beat down Netscape.

    FYI: The raspberry pi will not boot Linux without a special boot loader created under an NDA by Broadcom. Guess what, its in almost THE EXACT SAME SITUATION.

    Congratulations, you've demonstrated you know none of the facts related to anything you spoke of.

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  247. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    My lawn. Get off it, whippersnapper, will you?

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  248. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    The desktop wasn't really 'growing' before the tablet. Every business can not grow forever. At some point, the market gets saturated, that happened before the tablet crazy. Unless there has been a proportionally large decrease in sales, but thats not what happened. Sales in fact only went down ever so slightly. Less than 5%, and thats hard to determine if its actual tablet use thats causing hte problem, or still just saturation effects. Its likely tablets of course, as saturation really started all the way back in 2003 or so.

    So in 2012, more tablets were sold than PCs ... about 5% more (roughly 95 million PCs versus 100 million tablets) ... and PCs only saw a 5% drop.

    That says people aren't replacing their PCs with tablets, they are complementing their PCs with tablets.

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  249. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In fairness to your point, it's not just the Linux kernel. Linux distro package management is light years ahead of what Windows and even OS X have (yes: I use, love, and contribute to homebrew). Also, I develop software that runs on Linux servers and some of it is barely above kernel level. Running Linux means that I can test a lot of my work more quickly than if I had to deploy it to a development server after every save. But more than that, I genuinely love Linux. It's been good to me and I enjoy using it.

    Still, I strongly prefer the OS X desktop. It's not from lack of trying the various FOSS offerings. I started off on Windowmaker and Enlightenment, then worked my way through the various Gnome epochs, KDE 2/3/4, a few tiling WMs (I wrote the semi-official Qtile-on-Ubuntu guide a couple of years ago), LXDE, and several others I'm sure I've forgotten along the way. OS X seems to be what Gnome tried and failed to achieve: a nice-looking, comfortable desktop without a million config knobs that most people can use out of the box. As much as I like Linux-the-OS, I like using OS-X-the-Desktop.

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  250. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by tyrione · · Score: 1

    Well, unlike Jobs, Linus is creating/maintaining/guarding some of the most important code in the world... which is *free*. He can dick it up all he wants I say.

    He doesn't create shit without a job and funding; and like Jobs business leaders with vision make it possible.

  251. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    If you want that success for the Linux desktop, you need to push for standards and quit making excuses.

    I thought I made myself clear, Android is the current great hope so I'll back Android. It's also easy as hell for the user to apprehend, and it does all the stuff the average user wants to do, and the above-average user or whatever he thinks he is can usually find ways to do the other stuff.

    Now, if only android-x86 were usable.

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  252. Selection bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How often do you hear what Linus has to say to anyone? Most of what he says is boring and polite enough to not make the news. You can make anyone look like an arse if you cherry-pick the quotes. (Since the quotes have been selected for you, I'm not going to accuse you of trying to paint Linus in a bad light, but I hope you will keep my point in mind when reading gossip about celebrities.)

  253. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BitZtream · · Score: 0

    How is the kernel dependent on Microsoft because of this change?

    Thats a fucking stupid statement to make and its just a flat out lie.

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  254. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Rich0 · · Score: 2

    Linux isn't an operating system, though Android is an operating system built on Linux.

    Asking how to change the network settings on "Linux" is like asking how to change the network settings on Mach. The overloading of the word "Linux" is the real problem here.

  255. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

    No one has ever proven or even credibly suggested that Windows or OSX is easier to use than Linux, especially Android.

    Every single day they do. Including the other person answering your post. And he's a Linux user.

    If you can seriously sit there and tell me that Windows makes servers easier to use in the way that admins use servers, you know fuck-all about anything.

    There are plenty of admins (possibly most) that think Windows server is easier to use than Linux. There are probably more servers out there running Linux, because of the massive data centres that choose Linux because of the free-as-in-beer advantage. But admins? There's probably more Windows admins.

    Just because I have a different perspective, and or point of view, does not mean I "know fuck-all about anything". I'm afraid you begin to sound like a zealot at that stage.

  256. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Morally bankrupt? It's a fucking OS. Get a grip. There's ideology, then there's zealotry. When you start talking about morals in the choice of as mundane a product as an OS, you've crossed the line into zealotry.

  257. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Every single day they do. Including the other person answering your post. And he's a Linux user.

    And as soon as someone says something like that which contains any content and not just vague allusions, it will be credible.

    There are plenty of admins (possibly most) that think Windows server is easier to use than Linux.

    Ones that have inadequate experience with one platform or the other, maybe.

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  258. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All else being equal, meritocracy is a good thing. That's no longer true when it's used as a justification to abuse, berate, and generally be an asshole.

    PS just out of interest what's your criteria for 'get things done'? Your garbage man gets things done; would you be OK if he calls publicly berated you in front of your peers as a brain-dead shithead for putting out 3 bags instead of 2?

    Civility costs nothing, and there is no excuse for its absence.

  259. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said servers NOT desktop problems. Ever hear of powershell? That little bugger tries to bring in CLI for something thats been GUI for decades.

  260. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Kagetsuki · · Score: 2

    You're not understanding the exact point Linux is trying to get across. You realize the fact that adding this to kernel space will allow foor secure boot to work from the kernel level, this -is- correct. The problem is allowing secure boot to work from the kernel level will mean everybody has to trust Microsoft, the only signing authority, and that many people will unknowingly be putting their trust in Microsoft. The problem arises when, once all these devices have secure boot and we have however many linux installs that accept this, that Microsoft up and revoke their blessing for some reason - all the sudden people can't install and worst case many existing installations could be crippled on reboot.

    Linus is making the point that this should not be handled by the kernel to begin with - put it in userspace as an extension of the boot loader or something like that. Don't force it on people, and above all else *don't make the kernel reliant on it*.

  261. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Linux doesn't run at all in my business, my home or my datacenter with one exception, my ASUS N66 runs linux. Other than that, every router I own has some sort of BSD base to it (Thanks Juniper!), my phone, tablets and desktops do as well.

    In short, if you live in a fanboy world where you want to see Linux all over the place, you will. Just like a Windows fanboy or an Apple fanboy.

    Symbian was more popular than Linux for years by massive amounts, yet no one thinks of it as anything else.

    When you give your shit away for free, its not impressive that a bunch of people use it or bits of it. Its only impressive if no one bothers to pay for an alternative, which I hate to break it to you, even when you get linux on your phone, you're paying for an alternative version of a free product.

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  262. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    OS X seems to be what Gnome tried and failed to achieve: a nice-looking, comfortable desktop without a million config knobs that most people can use out of the box. As much as I like Linux-the-OS, I like using OS-X-the-Desktop.

    GNOME 2 had started to get nice and stable so they had to screw it up. But if you use GNOME 2 with Compiz you get all the same stuff that the Mac gives you. You can even use avant-window-navigator to get a maclike dock. I've done all this, but right now I'm actually using Unity. Once you get used to it, it's fairly fluid. The only thing really needed is to map something to switch desktops, e.g. meta-Fkeys. But I have to say, the file manager is awful now. It is slower and more chokey than ever before. Why people have to keep taking DEs backwards on Linux I'll never know.

    What I would like to see now is someone serious develop Android for the common PC. Android-x86 has failed me reliably. What they're doing may be very difficult, but that doesn't change how well they have to do it if it's going to be useful.

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  263. Re:What an unprofessional baby by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    If by alone you mean with his wife, kids and friends at his bedside in his last moments of life, then sure, he died alone. We all do by that measure. And for the record, he too thinks the homeopathic thing was dumb as shit and was clear that no one should do that, he regretted it.

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  264. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This:

    Microsoft just locked EVERYBODY OUT to charge RENT.

    Does not follow with this:

    Red Hat had the resources to build and certify THEIR OWN keys

    Sounds more like Red Hat is being cheap and lazy, rather than anything Microsoft is doing.

  265. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Self censorship is a huge problem throughout organisations with people not being sure enough of themselves to say what they mean or think instead they couch replies in vague terms so as not to offend and hope for some sort of consensus.

    Agree with this, but having one of the biggest leaders in the FOSS movement bite heads off when they don't like your idea isn't exactly a good way to foster expression.

    I like that he says what he thinks. I'm not sure I like how he says it. I agree with his arguments in that thread, but the language could be toned down. That isn't self-censorship - it is just being civil.

  266. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    And here is why.

  267. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

    How many years experience do you have of Windows admin?

  268. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by imnotanumber · · Score: 1

    Sorry, you're falling flat on your face for this one. Here's why:

    When I ask the question, "How do change the screen resolution?" Windows: Control Panel

    OK! I don't know where to click!

    Just give me the directions to do it in:

    * Windows XP

    * Windows Vista

    * Windows 7

    * or perhaps Windows 8 (all variants)

    I think that "It depends" would be a lot more honest answer.

  269. OH NO, Slashdot has been hacked! by sootman · · Score: 1

    > Update: 02/25 17:24 GMT by U L : The headline/article are misleading...

    Change your passwords, everyone! Slashdot has obviously been bitten by the hackers that got into Facebook, Apple, and now Microsoft. Don't worry admins, I'm here to help. Fixing a misleading story? EDITING, fer chrissakes?!? NOT ON MY WATCH, YOU DON'T!

    --
    Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
  270. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

    I wish I was good enough for Linus to insult me!

    I understand where Linus is coming from, don't get your nickers in a twist - go back to fiddling with your iPad...

  271. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

    And don't lump ESR and RMS together - RMS is driven by principle, ESR is driven by pragmatism. RMS believes it's better to use bad software than non-free software. ESR believes open source leads to processes that produce high quality software.

    Interesting. I'd say experience shows that open source works well for software with only technical requirements. Command line tools. Compilers. OS kernels. Implementations of documented protocols. File format converters. That sort of thing.

    Open source tends to fail to produce high quality where there are subjective choices to be made. UIs. Apps. Partly because programmers make design choices which they are unqualified to make, and partly because the lack of organisation means that there's no house style and no common overarching conventions. And to some extent there's an arrogant rejection of the needs of anyone who's not as expert in the topic as the programmer himself.

    You say RMS prefers free to good. Personally I'll take good over free any day.

  272. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by s1lverl0rd · · Score: 1
  273. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

    Hmm...

    You forgot Android is Linux - or more precisely it uses the Linux kernel, just as Fedora, SuSE, and other Linux distributions do!

    Linux based O/S's dominate the mobile & server markets.

  274. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's exactly why you can't compare an operating system to an operating system kernel.

  275. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    However, when Linux has come installed on PCs, users have tended to avoid them or return them. Remember the early netbooks shipped with Linux. They had a huge return rate, and it wasn't long till manufacturers withdrew then and replaced then with Windows based netbooks.

  276. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Darinbob · · Score: 1, Funny

    "How do I change screen resolution in BSD?"
    "It depends, are you using MacOS X, or another type of BSD?"

  277. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    "It's what we used back before tablets destroyed civilization and enslaved us."

  278. Rut roh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shades of megalomania

  279. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    All PCs with UEFI are required to let the user disable Secure Boot. The only time Secure Boot is mandatory is on the ARM platforms that want Microsoft certification.

  280. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by MostAwesomeDude · · Score: 1

    Haha, you actually think that just going into the Control Panel is sufficient to get the resolution set on a Windows installation? Oh no. No no no, no, that's not all, my friend.

    So, let's take as an example my TV. I have a computer attached via HDMI to the TV. It picks a 4:3 resolution and the entire picture is shrunken; it doesn't fill the entire screen. Annoying.

    You go into Control Panel. Or perhaps you're a "power user" and you decide to directly right-click the Desktop and get at the Resolution settings. Either one. You scroll through the list of modes. There are three dozen. You try them all individually. None of them correctly fill the entire screen without letterboxing, and all of them look somewhat shrunken still.

    You pull out the TV's manual, sighing. Flipping through the pages, you finally find the one that lists the rather arcane timing numbers for the TV. Sure enough, the widescreen mode that this particular TV would like is not listed. You go back to your Control Panel, and decide that it's time to go into the driver-specific settings, promising yourself a cold one later.

    Scrolling through the entire driver's settings panels, you eventually find information on over/underscan. For some unknown reason, the system has decided that your TV needs its scan adjusted by 8%. Setting it back to 0% unshrinks the display. Excellent. However, the mode is still wrong.

    You continue to hunt through the driver's configuration, finding two spots where resolution can be chosen from a dropdown but no way to enter in manual timings. Rolling your eyes, you go through each of the three dozen possible configurations again, manually noting how close each one comes to filling the display and how badly the fonts are misrendered. Finally you come to one that nearly works, and resign yourself to having a slight letterbox on the top and bottom of your screen.

    Meanwhile, that Linux laptop you have correctly finds the resolution on the first try, without any configuration needed. Your Linux workstation has the same problems as the Windows machine, but with a couple minutes of xrandr and Google, you've found a way to turn those arcane timing numbers in the TV's manual into a mode, and saved a shell script to do it for you should the need arise.

    tl;dr: How do you change your screen resolution for Linux with Xorg? You don't need to, usually! If you do, xrandr. That's all.

    --
    ~ C.
  281. "Trust what you are running" by Zaphoddd · · Score: 1

    Yes, and Bit9 "The Leader in Trust-based Security" was hacked for 5 months before they realized it.

  282. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

  283. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I had no idea he was a right wing nut, global warming and HIV denier, Bush jr supporter, islamophobic war-monger, homophobic, racist troll...Him and Stallman, what a pair!...

    Him and Stallman? Fuck you and your guilt by association. Oh, if only the world were such a place that only people I find agreeable actually provided things of value to everyone (that's sarcasm, by the way)...

  284. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    UEFI is too big. Even BIOS was too big. It got big because in the early days of PCs the OS depending on BIOS to do fundamental operations that typically is done in the OS on other types of systems. The only thing a BIOS or UEFI should do is to boot strap your OS and from then on it should not need to be used except to query hardware specific information.

  285. Tell 'em by MyKal_White · · Score: 1

    YES YES! Tell them Linus! And, while your at it, why don't you personally resume development.

  286. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by oztiks · · Score: 1

    Excuse me but nobody wouldn't have privileges to change the screen res under Linux anyway.

  287. MS the 'universal' control of any desktops PC's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft the 'universal' control of any desktops PCs running with UEFI secure boot"

    It goes against any good business models to give a OS developer Universal Control over the Secure Boot Keys. It seems to me that Monopolies are illegal in the USA.

    This would not be the first time Microsoft try a digital coup. Remember IE hardwired into the OS.

    You have to give Macintosh credit for not suing people for taking Mac hardware and installing other operating system on that hardware.

    Only fair option is to have the hardware manufactures create a consortium that does not bias against the OS as long as it supports Secure Boot. It seems to me those consortium's seem to work very well in the open source community.

    As a consumer we should just refuse to buy any hardware or support any OS's that do not support fair business practices.

    --- Just my few bits in cyberspace.

  288. The Stallman-point Or "Ms made me do it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always liked Linux, using it dual with Windows. I thougt some of the MS haters were a bit too much. But this restricted boot thing has pushed me. I won't never recommend, or use if i can avoid, or buy an MS product again. They can just go and fsck themselves.

  289. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by deanklear · · Score: 2

    If the response you have to an average end user question is ever "put together a bash shell script," you are living in a fantasized reality.

  290. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Palladium.

  291. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    You miss the point that Secure Boot will eventually be REQUIRED for things like HIPAA or PIC compliance. Certain agencies simply won't allow "insecure" machines and by not pushing back extra hard, Red Hat just gave up territory that won't ever get back.

    How many business are going to take an admin seriously if he has to manually load a certificate to run Linux or BCD? .. When the same computer would run Windows Enterprise out-of-the-box without Mumbo-Jumbo?

  292. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate myself. I wish I were dead.

  293. Secure boot and EU? by DogGuts · · Score: 2

    What I find mind boggling is that the European Union went after Microsoft for being anti-competitive regarding their IE-'browser', media-player, closed/non-disclosed API's, ... But still not a word about the whole UEFI secure boot scam, which in my opinion tops all previous complaints.

    1. Re:Secure boot and EU? by smash · · Score: 1

      Because it can be turned off or other keys can be uploaded to it.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  294. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is a kernel. Not an OS.

    Attempting to make the Linux kernel dependent on Microsoft is exacerbating a problem.

    The "kernel kernel"? Either Linux is an OS, or it's a kernel. If it's the latter, your sentence should simply read "Attempting to make Linux dependent.."

    If you're going to be anal retentive about the difference, try to stay consistent for more than a single sentence.

  295. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Bingo.

    Intel wants this, too. Deep defender won't get further than any other Intel software strategy, tho'.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  296. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to tell him that it's hard enough to get people to adopt your OS with 3 million competing distros, much less with the leadership of an egotistical ass who takes every opportunity to scream like bipolar child at anyone who tries to actually help.

    Kluge up the kernel enough, and I'm sure the number of distros will come down significantly.

  297. Classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, that'll drive business his way.

  298. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by steelfood · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure rationalwiki represents ESR very well. For example, for HIV, what's written in the sourced blog post is that he doesn't believe HIV is the* cause of AIDS.

    It's a bit out there, but he's not exactly denying that HIV exists. For all we know, this is his reasoning for the enormous variances in incubation periods of HIV.

    For those who don't quite get the difference, AIDS is a set of symptoms, while HIV is a virus. It is practically certain that HIV (the virus) is the cause of AIDS (the symptoms).

    * English is a bit ambigious, but he basically says that he thinks the majority of AIDS cases is actually a result of something other than HIV.

    --
    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
  299. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's also a fuckwit. I'd gladly take Stallman's pure ideology than that idiot's failed concoction of ideology and pragmatism.

  300. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Redhat? Cheap? Lazy?

    Nonsense, the bug reports including patches to fix still sitting unactioned in Bugzilla for years is a sign of great responsiveness, not laziness!

  301. This sounds like the truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem I'm trying to solve is "Don't permit Linux to be used as a bootloader for backdoored versions of other operating systems". Any other security benefit is a happy side effect.-- Matthew Garrett

  302. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How do I pull out all login failures in the past 48 hours...?"

    Windows: event log viewer, XML parsing, custom utility

    Linux: It depends...
      (cat, grep, awk, sort, uniq, and pipes)

    The difference is any linux person capable of answering that question is competent to do so.

    In windows, you'll have the fucking office manager struggling to paste something into powershell they read off of stack overflow.

    Your admin may be a user, but if they have the understanding of a typical user, they shouldn't be your admin unless you're willing to sleep in the bed you made.

    Absence of GUI isn't operating system failure, it's an online real-time competency test. If you can't operate without it, you failed.

    Please understand, I like GUIs, I wish they were there for everything. I prefer to use a GUI to change my network and runlevel scripts. If I'm on a linux server with a GUI -- which is a security hole I'd never allow if I was the one that specified it. It's simply not woth the unecessary risk and wasted resources (human or computational).

    But -- powershell or bash scripting is the mark of passing beyond mere basic competence.

    If your windows admin can't look up your nameserver settings from the command line or powershell (and it isn't faster for them to do so there than via control panel) -- they should be replaced as soon as possible.

  303. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by beherupia · · Score: 1

    I am surprised that this answer is scored at 3... I expected more. But I guess that also tells me something about the people who are voting this up / down. Good answer.

  304. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by razorshark · · Score: 1

    Then they'll just move back to Windows (or stay with Windows, depending on the situation) and everyone will just deal with it like all compromises in life.

    It's inevitable that Linux will be pushed off computers. It's like pushing against the ocean at this point - Microsoft has too much inertia and Linux has no ability to lobby. Might as well reacquaint yourselves with how Windows works and where all the options are. /only half-joking here - I really do think Linux will be eliminated in a few years time. Just accept it and move on.

    --
    Raenex is a dickhead
  305. Christ.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like the guy posted a link to GOATSE or something.
    And he probably should have. There are some vulgar
    insult generators around that work OK too but I'll give
    him credit for mildness where he deserves it.

  306. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Indigo · · Score: 1

    +1 Internets for you, sir.

  307. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Fear based? More like, I got screwed and don't want it to happen again based.

  308. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by postglock · · Score: 2

    That's because you are confusing operating systems with desktop environments. Linux is one operating system, but you can run many different desktop environments on it. The question should be "how do I change the screen resolution in KDE/Gnome/Unity/XFCE/LXDE/etc."? It is not a failure of the operating system to allow users the freedom to run what desktop environment they want on it.

  309. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how the successful companies do things

    How 0.0001% of the successful companies do things, because believe it or not if you have profit of a billion dollars and end up #501, you're still pretty fucking successful.

  310. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Let me guess, you're one of those CVS fans?

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  311. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by greg1104 · · Score: 1

    That wasn't about the average case. In the average case, both Windows and Linux will bring up a display that fills the screen, after you install the appropriate driver for the card. The point of that comment is that Linux can make the difficult cases easier to deal with than the typical Window GUI, one that tries to hide the inherent complexity in things like TV output. I've spent plenty of time struggling to get video configuration working correctly under both Linux and Windows. On average I'd say it's harder in Linux, but when it doesn't work in Windows there's little you can do about it. There's always something you can do in Linux, the only question is how many resources you're willing to bring to bear on a problem.

  312. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by greg1104 · · Score: 1

    The OS X kernel has a number of limitations compared the Linux one. Terrible filesystem choices is at the top of that list. HFS+ sucks hard, starting with the handling of upper/lower case names. Concurrency at high core counts is much better on Linux. There are some other things that are oddly slow on OS X too, like some of the memory and message passing interfaces. There are a whole lot of people who work on making Linux faster on a variety of environments, while Apple focuses on a relatively narrow chunk of desktop user cases. OS X is a pretty bad memory hog compared to a well configured Linux too.

    On the flip side, I really wish Linux had the OS X DTrace interface and its associated tools. RedHat and other vendors have dumped so much time into cloning that badly with Systemtap.

  313. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by greg1104 · · Score: 1

    Linux will be pushed off computers because Microsoft has too much power? It's hard to take that idea seriously even as a bit of a joke here in 2013, as MS struggles to release any sort of compelling product. I've been making a living working on open-source projects for 15 years now, and there has never been this much wide-spread adoption of Linux. Everyone from giant enterprises to little web app startups have a Linux web server somewhere, just like they probably have an Exchange mail server. The rise of Android phones in particular has been a huge PR win for Linux.

    As for high security environments, that crowd has been burned so many times now by zero-day Windows exploits and holes in desktop software that they're giving up on trying. I do database consulting, and I'm moving everything from anti-virus vendors to defense contractors over to Linux now. The terror of Windows 8 plus the new Office licensing terms were the last straw for a lot of them.

    For normal office workers, Firefox/Chrome plus a web mail client work just fine now. Google Docs is fine for simple tasks, and OpenOffice is good enough for a lot of medium scale issues. (Real MS Office is only needed for the most complicated work) Linux has never been more competitive compared to Microsoft's offerings than now. Every time a useful app is written inside of a web browser, the reason to use Microsoft drops a little. And that's where a lot of business oriented development is moving now.

  314. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, even the command line isn't consistent for this, Debian has one way, fairly straightforward and stable. RedHat has a totally different one and has changed it sometime in the past few years, other distros have still different config files.

  315. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

    Very very rarely have I seen Theo blow up at someone where it is not warranted. Especially the big companies that lie and lie again to him.

  316. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BIOS was IBM not Microsoft and UEFI is also run on Mac's no? (then again Apple is/was owned partly by MSFT)

    MSFT own no part of APPL. The stock the bought was none voting so they had no say in the operation of apple. Furthermore that stock was sold years ago.

  317. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny. I watched the video and came to the opposite conclusion. I liked the fact that he knew what was stupid and didn't have time to cover it up in nice words. Was there anything he said that you actually _disagreed_ with? Right.

  318. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    some would argue that the linux desktop you speak of wouldn't really be linux at all because it cannot be modified...not with binary blobs all over. thus, switching to a bsd-like license would effectively kill the linux desktop.

  319. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're using your hands you're doing it wrong.

  320. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    1. the hardware isn't 'designed' to run windows 8. it's locked TO windows 8. the hardware isn't designed to run windows 8 any more than it was designed to use linux.

    2. not buying hardware/voting with wallet is not a real choice unless you consider giving up what you want as valid.

  321. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather made his point though, dinnit?

  322. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    eh he was always like this.. it's just that today's society has become so pantywaisted and spineless, it seems like he's worse than he is.

  323. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    Of course. 'professionalism' today means a grandiose sense of accomplishment and self importance. It used to have something to do with relative performance compared with peers. I can see why populations that respect objectivity and correctness would have trouble respecting the term or the people who trot it out as 'proof' of their 'superiority.'

  324. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    Yeah I know, so why are you so hung up on the delivery system?

  325. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know ESR and he's no racist. He's a bit of a loon, but not a racist.

  326. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure rationalwiki represents ESR very well

    It doesn't "represent" anyone, let alone doing it well. It's a leftard bitchfest site.

  327. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    Android is just as fragmented and inconsistent as Linux is, if not, more so.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  328. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    Um... "package management" on OS X is mostly a case of drag/drop app bundle. For the stuff that installs plists they're easily located under either your, or the system library folder. Package management on unix is a farce - packages drop configuration files wherever they like, executables wherever they like, pull in dependencies you don't want, etc.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  329. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    Agreed, FS is a weak point and its maybe not quite so fast. But the other features Linux plain does not have more than make up for it in my book. You can cheaply throw more cpu and ram at an os x box. You can't magically throw dtrace or quartz or the library of cocoa apps at a linux box.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  330. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    You don't get the level of consistency across all your apps with regards to menu options. You don't get the gesture support. You don't get the systemwide 3d acceleration or the display PDF. You don't get automator or any equivalent to applescript for inter-application scripting. There's a heap of places Gnome is nowhere even close.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  331. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    OK, tell me a way i can create a folder action in Gnome to auto-convert a any videos I dump into it into a different format? It is literally about 1 minute of work in OS X with automator and zero code-writing is required, it's a series of drag and drop actions. OS X's gui is barely scratching the surface, and Gnome doesn't even really match OS X on that front. If you dig a little deeper into the sytem services, it's not even in the same decade. Neither is Windows for that matter.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  332. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    They can always buy a mac, which WILL let you boot other OSes :D

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  333. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    I've never had a catastrophic disaster in my server room either, but I still back up to tape and ship off site.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  334. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    A 12 bay NAS barely qualifies as a player in the "storage market". Something that size is hardly what I'd call "dominating the storage market". Wake me up when there's a product on the market that scales to multiple PB.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  335. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by smash · · Score: 1

    Whether or not i actually agree with his point is irrelevant. Acting that way on a development mailing list for an OS that is attempting to be mainstream and used by real companies just makes him (and by association, the LKML) look like a fuckwit.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  336. evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi Microsoft,
    I love google, cause you are sometimes so evil such a big dk.
    No need thanks.

  337. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    That's because Microsoft is only in phase 2: Extend.

    They've already Embraced.

    I wonder what phase 3 will be ...

  338. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by nr · · Score: 1

    "Where do I change my network settings?"
    Windows: Control Panel
    Mac: System Preferences
    Linux: It depends

    The reason Windows and Mac and Android are dominating user devices is because they have standardized a GUI environment, and GUI failure is considered operating system failure.

    Duh.. "Linux" is a kernel, no more, no less.

    Your answer should be:

    Ubuntu: System Preferences
    Fedora: System Preferences

    So your original criticism falls flat. It's as easy to configure the screen resolution or network settings in Ubuntu and Fedora as in MacOS X or Windows.

  339. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Close button, maximize button. Dragging wIndow borders grow them. Dragging a window titlebar moves the window. And so on.

    The concepts are consistent throughout. Anyone who is familiar with Windows needs maybe a day or two of self-paced exploration with some Linux distribution, and they're all set.

    As for the "training the support staff that deals with end user support, automating testing suites for usability and bug tracking, unit testing, how to pass software updates, how to maintain backwards compatibility between distro upgrades" - what are you talking about? End users? Developers? This is what distributions do. You as the end user do not need to do this. Of course you can, if you really, really want to.

    If you move from Debian to Centos to Slackware to Arch to Mint to SuSE: if you use KDE and the same theme, it looks and feels the same. If you use Gnome and the same theme it looks and feels the same. If you use Xfce and the same theme it looks and feels the same. If you mix and match these they will look the same based on your theme. So what is really your point?

    You do not and should not install new stuff just because it's "new". This renders backwards compatibility point moot: either you need the new features, or you don't. If you need it, you upgrade and accept that something might change, in which case you learn the new thing. It's not the end of the world. If you don't need it, then don't upgrade.

    Teach people the concepts, not to automatically and brainlessly click on a certain-color box in a certain place.

  340. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by gay358 · · Score: 1

    What is wrong/unpleasant in that video? I didn't watch the entire video as it is so long, I watched only random parts of it, but IMHO he sounded quite pleasant in it.

    Maybe this is some kind of cultural thing, because I am Finnish. On the other hand, I find that sometimes he uses a bit too harsh language on mailing lists.

  341. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, secure boot can be disabled. For now. That won't last long. Or do you really believe it will remain unchanged? This is MS here, dude. Do not ever expect better things of them.

    And when that happens it will be way too late to do anything.

  342. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by njdj · · Score: 1

    No one has ever proven or even credibly suggested that Windows or OSX is easier to use than Linux

    I'll prove it to you right here, right now.

    1: Procedure to use Windows
    Go into computer store, buy computer, take it home, turn it on. Wait for it to boot.You are now using Windows.

    2: Procedure to use Linux
    Go into computer store, buy computer, take it home, turn it on. Find out where to download a Linux distro from. Download enough to do network install. Burn it on a CD. Boot from the CD. Select installation options ...

    Need I continue?

    And yes, I do realise that isn't what you meant, but the proof it still valid, and explains why Windows has approximately 100 times as many users as GNU/Linux on the desktop, and will have for the foreseeable future.

  343. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    You don't get the level of consistency across all your apps with regards to menu options.

    Yes, yes you do. The only app on my Ubuntu system whose menus do not go where they are "supposed" to is Steam. Period, the end, full stop it is the only program I've run across which is like that. If that's as much as I've encountered, how much do you think the average user will encounter? Also, I've run Unix ports on Mac and had their menu bar not relocate. In fact, though this may be an artifact of the last time I had to get some OSX on me, I've seen several programs on Mac not have the proper menu bar, and I've seen only one program on Ubuntu do it.

    You don't get the gesture support.

    Unless you install one of the many options, like EasyStroke.

    You don't get the systemwide 3d acceleration or the display PDF.

    Display PDF adds nothing to my existence. I do have systemwide gpu acceleration, that's what compiz is for, and also the acceleration support in font rendering libraries, etc. (You really believed that thing about "3d acceleration"? Not everything the GPU does is 3d. There's been 2d primitive acceleration in video drivers on PCs since Windows 3.1.

    You don't get automator or any equivalent to applescript for inter-application scripting.

    You don't get scripting on Linux? Snicker, snort, guffaw.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  344. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Android is just as fragmented and inconsistent as Linux is, if not, more so.

    That's just a dumb thing to say, not least because Linux is part of Android. But especially because OSX is also fragmented; there are many versions of OSX still in the wild, and compatibility is an issue. When you come up with an argument that actually applies, let me know.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  345. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by deanklear · · Score: 1

    That's because you are confusing operating systems with desktop environments... It is not a failure of the operating system to allow users the freedom to run what desktop environment they want on it.

    I'm not saying it's a failure of the individual programs... the tools exist to build for one narrow purpose (like one or two versions of the same distro). I'm saying the "Linux Desktop" as a concept and as a platform is a failure. It is designed to fail.

    With any other operating system, there's a major and and a minor version number that is pretty much all the information you need as a target platform. There's a default GUI setup that is exactly the same across all new installs, and that's a platform that can be tested and built upon. Since "Linux Desktop" can mean so many things it is meaningless.

    I'm not talking about just the location of the control panel. I'm talking about how services are started and maintained. I'm talking about what directories programs are installed in. I'm talking about different security models. I think there is actually consensus that the term "Linux Desktop" is a useless phrase, so if that's understandable, accepting the fact that it isn't anything resembling a stable target platform shouldn't be far behind.

  346. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by strikethree · · Score: 1

    I had never seen Linus before so I decided to watch the video you linked. I did not get the feeling that he was a dick.

    My impression was that he had done some public speaking before but there was an element of discomfort at first. He was definitely harsh on CVS and SVN. I suspect it was not quite as funny as he was hoping it would be.

    Honestly, he seems to be a very open and readable person with no cloak and dagger political backstabbing bullshit. I have no idea if I would like him as a personal friend but I definitely like him as a person now.

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  347. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Raenex · · Score: 2

    That's kind of hypothetical, because I've never seen Debian break in a production environment, ever.

    So I guess all those release critical bugs in stable were reported for hypothetical reasons? Get real, shit breaks.

  348. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but there is a certain amount of etiquette expected of professionals. It's like nobody bothers to teach their kids good manners anymore and those kids end up throwing vulgar insults at each other as adults even in a professional environment.

  349. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by slim · · Score: 1

    You say RMS prefers free to good. Personally I'll take good over free any day.

    I'm not sure whether you're missing the difference between libre and gratis, or whether you just don't value freedom.

    Compare what you said with "at least when Mussolini was in charge, the trains ran on time".

  350. I'm glad Linus is resisting by apexwm · · Score: 1

    Caving in to Microsoft is exactly the goal, by Microsoft. The entire UEFI Secure Boot issue is another attempt by Microsoft to control hardware, when they are a software company. While I can see benefits of trying to comply with Microsoft, I don't think it's the right thing especially for the end users because it sacrifices end users freedom to use their machine as they intend. Microsoft wants control over this, and we should not allow it. Unfortunately, PC vendors already have allowed it and passed this along to the users. I think the only real reason a user would need to have Secure Boot working is on a dual boot system. How about scrapping Windows, disable Secure Boot, and install your favourite flavor of GNU/Linux and call it good. If you need Windows, spin up a VM in VirtualBox and away you go.

  351. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erm...no. You are wrong.

  352. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Um... "package management" on OS X is mostly a case of drag/drop app bundle.

    What's the OS X action for "upgrade every piece of software on my system at once"?

    Package management on unix is a farce - packages drop configuration files wherever they like, executables wherever they like,

    That's an interesting and novel assertion. Got any evidence that this has every happened?

    pull in dependencies you don't want, etc.

    By definition, you want dependencies as your stuff won't work without them.

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    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  353. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See what you can accomplish without calling someone a dick sucking cunt?

    Amazing that this is so beyond the capabilities or comprehension of Linus....

  354. Bad slashdot ... bad slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What ever happened to articles that are unbiassed and dont cater to idiot minds that drool over other peoples conflicts. Now i can just read the title and assume Torvalds is a dick.

  355. Windows 8 is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8 is unsurpassed by it's potential to be completely wiped off a hard drive. Really, it's AMAZING!

  356. Re:What an unprofessional baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, that statement about diet is wrong. Dr. Warburg learned in the 20's that cancer gets its nutrition from glucose. Glucose comes from carbohydrates, and protein, but not much from fat, just enough from the liver to keep the brain functioning.

    In the last couple years, finally a team of doctors in Germany decided to study and see what happens if you lower carbs.

    They got 25 volunteers, but could not put them on the diet until they were declared doomed by conventional doctors. They were so sick they started dying within 72 hours.

    Of the 25 they only saved 5, but the normal result would be 25 dead, not 20.

    However, you nicely parrot conventional wisdom, which is so good the entire USA is suffering from failed health with the recommended high carb diet.

  357. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get the joke, but must reply with yet another!

    "How do I change the screen resolution in Unix?"
    "It depends, are you using MacOS X, or another type of Unix, which does not include Linux?"

  358. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

    Oh, I understand exactly what the OSS community means by it. I just don't buy it.

    If I buy a toaster, I don't expect to get the circuit diagrams and plans to make my own variants on that toaster. And lets face it almost nobody would be interested in those plans anyway.

    And then you compare it with Italian fascism? How utterly ridiculous. And almost a Godwin.

  359. A suggestion by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Fuck dual-booting. Fuck secure boot.

    Linux shouldn't care about people who want to dual boot their systems. The method of choice today is virtual machines. So forget about dual-booting - it's an obsolete technology that shouldn't control how the OS is designed.

    Forget secure boot. This is going to be bypassed by someone anyway - someway, sometime. Let Linux users turn it off in the hardware BIOS and forget about it. People who think their computer's security is going to depend on this secure boot technology are living in a fool's paradise. Even if the technology is not actually cracked and bypassed directly, the mere complexity of the OS and the applications running on top it means it's going to be bypassed de facto in user space just as it is today.

    Do we really need all this extra complexity and ONE COMPANY owning the "keys to the kingdom" (literally) - especially as someone pointed out, anyone with a credit card can get a key signed by them or just steal the key from them - just to deal with boot loader malware and the odd occasion when some hacker gets physical access to the machine and boots a Linux Live CD?

    Seriously?

    I go along with Linus on this - this is nonsense from Microsoft for Microsoft's own agenda and people who have been brainwashed into thinking secure boot must be mandatory are basically idiots who don't understand security at all.

    I'm someone who goes against the current infosec mantra that security controls should not interfere with business goals. I think security goals are by definition PART of a business' goals. But in this case I think the complexity and lack of cost-benefit of this particular security technology should rule it out.

    If you want secure boot, then make it totally VENDOR-INDEPENDENT. That's the only way this is going to work.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  360. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    RedHat is only big with a small group of Enterprises more interested in red tape and bureaucracy than getting work done. RedHat would have no product without Linus.

    That.... is just a really stupid statement. No way does this deserve to stay at +5.

  361. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference is that Linus gets angry at things that are worth getting angry about.

  362. Il vieillit pas bien, le Torvalds... by descubes · · Score: 1

    Why all the swearing? Isn't Torvalds smart enough to express the exact same idea in a civil manner? To think that there was a big ruckus when Dujardin said "Putain".

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  363. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by slim · · Score: 1

    OK, to some extent I'm just stating RMS's position, not my own here. I do use non-free software, and I don't sweat too much about it.

    However, I do get frustrated when software goes wrong -- or could just benefit from minor new features -- and I can't do anything about it.

    I do, actually, expect to be able to repair a toaster. Fortunately most toasters (assuming a simple toaster that's not microprocessor controlled) are simple enough that you don't *need* a circuit diagram -- you can just look at the circuit itself. There is no "compiler" which (as a side effect of its primary function) obfuscates the design. I suppose that's analogous to software written in a non-compiled language.

    You might be upset (or maybe you've got used to it!) if a toaster manufacturer went out of their way to make the toaster non-user-serviceable, so you had to go to the manufacturer for repairs, rather than get your own soldering iron out, or going to an independent electrical repair shop. I gather petrol-heads are have been hit by this issue recently -- and have sought legislation to prevent it.

  364. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that's a false choice, since there's a third option.
    I don't think it's much to ask for someone to be both civil and frank and transparent.

  365. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how come we don't see anyone singing Steve Jobs' praise around here?

  366. Linus Calendar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hell with Dilbert, there should be a Linus calendar...

  367. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I unfortunately agree. Perhaps his more emotive output just gets a wider airing, but every time I hear quotes from Linus these days, he's 'blasting' someone for their opinion, riddled with sexual expletives. He wrote a brilliant OS kernel, but that doesn't stop him from being a dick, and sadly, thats exactly how he comes across to me these days.

  368. Matthew Garrett or Matthew Garratt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the Garratts were locomotives built to be looking two ways !!

  369. Security via obscurity by funky_vibes · · Score: 1

    Seriously, all this secureboot nonsense only amounts to security via obscurity if the root key is also allowed to sign microsoft operating systems.
    Any security you configure on a dual boot system will be compromised, as soon as you fire up windows.

    Let's keep these patches out until someone really needs them, and in those cases, why can't they just patch their kernel?

  370. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by HairyFeetLovesBallme · · Score: 1

    Unlike Linus, Guido is stupid.

  371. Re:Linux i like. Linus not so, after seeing a talk by HairyFeetLovesBallme · · Score: 1

    He was kind to CVS and SVN. Far too kind. That shit needs to be drug out back and shot.