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  1. missed opportunity on Petition Calls for Ouster of FCC Chairman Pai (whitehouse.gov) · · Score: 1

    strangely, FTD only delivers succulents, not cacti.

  2. a little bit of gnawlidj ... on The Feds Are Officially Cracking Down on Basement Biohackers (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    a 27-year-old software engineer injected himself with an unprove gene therapy for HIV designed by three biohacker friends

    Jesus Christ. I remember when idjits were satisfied with just collecting the Americium from broken smoke detectors and making Mom's shed a radioactive EPA superfund site.

  3. you forgot Dre^W Vince Foster on FCC Announces Plan To Repeal Net Neutrality (nytimes.com) · · Score: 0

    This Hillary Clinton sounds like a no-nonsense straight-up gangster.
    Too bad we're stuck with this ineffectual crybaby loser instead.











    /s

  4. too soon? on Flat Earther Plans To Launch Homemade Manned Rocket (apnews.com) · · Score: 1

    All I know is that I'm staying THE HELL outta any damn homemade submarine that guy's built.

  5. his troll-fu is weak on Flat Earther Plans To Launch Homemade Manned Rocket (apnews.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's gotten to the point where we can't tell the trolls from the idiots. It's just easier to assume they're all idiots.

  6. Re:Urban Crime on The Secret to Tech's Next Big Breakthroughs? Stacking Chips (wsj.com) · · Score: 1
  7. hope for the best, plan for the worst... on What They Don't Tell You About Climate Change (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    It's gonna take a lot of carbon when the AIs decide they need gigatons of Buckytubes to build space elevators.
    How are YOU going to defend your Purity Of Essence when the nanobots come for your precious bodily carbon?!!

  8. ah, peace and quiet, at last! on Federal Extreme Vetting Plan Castigated By Tech Experts (apnews.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm fine with locking up anyone that uses Facebook or Twitter.

  9. Rogue Deliveryman, WTF? on Amazon Key Flaw Could Let Rogue Deliverymen Disable Your Camera (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Deliveryman doesn't seem like a legal subclass of Rogue.
    Actually, I don't see a good fit, let's call them Rangers.

    But back to our original discussion, what class do we put bicycle repairman under?

  10. "I resent the implication that I'm a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance. "

  11. An apology WELL DUE! on Apology After Japanese Train Departs 20 Seconds Early (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    "We apologize for getting you to work 20 seconds earlier."

  12. laptop had 3 Stooges syndrome like Mr Burns on Internal Kaspersky Investigation Says NSA Worker's Computer Was Infested with Malware (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    So it was like that scene in Ghostbusters where everything was under control until EPA Inspector Walter Peck shutdown the containment facility.

  13. beat THAT, Chad! on Phone Companies Get New Tools To Block Spam Calls (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Just imagine being the lucky fella to bag the LAST elephant! Hard to top a trophy like that! /s

  14. You might want to talk to the Munich city council about that.

    You'll be receiving my bill for $3,500,000 by the end of the week.

  15. All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace on Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Apologizes For Data Breach, Blames Russians (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Hunter-Killer robots to track down and punish hypocrites is how the latest robopocalypse started.

  16. Re:My product sucks so on Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Apologizes For Data Breach, Blames Russians (reuters.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're in our Thoughts and Prayers.

    It's the least we can do.

  17. guys, you used to be cool... on The US Is Now the Only Country In the World To Reject the Paris Climate Deal · · Score: 2

    Jesus Christ Burma & Liberia! You're gonna ditch us on this?!!!

  18. Re:ISIS thanks them for their assistance on Alphabet Is Finally Taking the Driver Out of Some of Its Driverless Cars (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    We'll all know self-driving cars have arrived when they come out with McAfee Antivirus Automotive edition.
    After that they'll only run at 30 MPH.

  19. nuke 'em from orbit until they glow on How Facebook Figures Out Everyone You've Ever Met (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    Nah, you're screwed if your friends or family or coworkers play.

  20. GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY! on SEC Warns Famous Crypto-currency Backers (bbc.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    "LydianCoin is haaawt..." /Paris Hilton

  21. I'm pretty sure from that cutaway view, the Great Pyramid is a bong.

    Typical of Man's hubris, to look at the Alien Space Bong and claim "I built that"!

  22. Good luck changing your face when the inevitable data breach happens!

  23. Re:provoked angry Americans to take to the streets on Facebook, Twitter and Google Berated by Senators on Russia (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    "The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them."

    Wait, Russia's not Communist anymore, nevermind...

  24. Bugs++;