Flat Earther Plans To Launch Homemade Manned Rocket (apnews.com)
walterbyrd shares an Associated Press report: Self-taught rocket scientist "Mad" Mike Hughes is a 61-year-old limo driver who's spent the last few years building a steam-powered rocket out of salvage parts in his garage. His project has cost him $20,000, which includes Rust-Oleum paint to fancy it up and a motor home he bought on Craigslist that he converted into a ramp. His first test of the rocket will also be the launch date -- Saturday, when he straps into his homemade contraption and attempts to hurtle over the ghost town of Amboy, California. He will travel about a mile at a speed of roughly 500 mph. "I don't believe in science," said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth. "I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula. There's no difference between science and science fiction."
UPDATE (11/25/17): His first launch atttempt had to be cancelled after his homemade launcher broke down in his driveway.
UPDATE (11/25/17): His first launch atttempt had to be cancelled after his homemade launcher broke down in his driveway.
OMG will someone stop him from this suicide attempt?
I can't.. I was going to quote some stuff and then comment on some other.. but, I can't..
Even Wile E Coyote wasn't that stupid.
Let's hope his test on Saturday goes well and that he proves Darwin's theory of evolution.
Darwin believes in science.
It's gotten to the point where we can't tell the trolls from the idiots. It's just easier to assume they're all idiots.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Doesn't believe in science. Uses science to kill himself.
Yall gettin trolled.
Can you not please try and speak for the rest of us? Itâ(TM)s a science article about home made rockets , this is a geek site. Itâ(TM)s exactly what the site is about and has always been about , and Iâ(TM)ve been here since the nineties
Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
i disagree. also captcha: flatness
One launch, one less flat earther, lets get them all rockets
"Self-taught rocket scientist..."
This is gonna be good.
Not a single person standing up to actually show any evidence that the earth is "round" and instead you all rely on insults and bullshit. For slashdot, belief in a round earth is just RELIGION, like belief in evolution and global warming.
It's OK, Mike. Science believes in you.
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We are about find out.
by using the scientific method. I wonder if he's aware of the irony of it all.
And tell us what's over the edge of the flat Earth when you come back!
...so does some science!
He believes the Earth is flat, and wants to build a rocket so that he can go up and take a look for himself.
So he has an hypothesis and is going to build and experiment to either prove or disprove it...
Maybe his definition of science is a bit different from mine, though...
I'm not really understanding why he needs a rocket. A hot-air balloon would perfectly suffice, be a lot cheaper, and still prove his non-existent point. Still, I'm looking forward to the fireball. Anyone got marshmallows?
Why is this article on Slashdot? Oh, of course - to equate anybody who questions ANYTHING 'scientific' with a 'flat Earther'. Typical tactic.
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Zefram... is that you?
The guy is 61 years old, seems to be holding down a job from which he is able to save for his hobby. He likes to make grandiose statements but if he's applying the "formulas" (rather than the "science") correctly, he should succeed which means that he's not trying to commit suicide publicly.
I don't think anybody can give odds on his success (especially from the article) but I think, as a society, we've become too risk averse and we need to encourage people like "Mad" Mike to go out there. Maybe there's something to a steam powered booster that makes it more attractive/economical than a traditional rocket - this could be the next 10x reduction in launch costs.
Or it could result in a smoking hole in the ground - but if large corporations (ie ULA) aren't creative enough to try radically new ideas like this, then we need the (slightly) nutty among us to push the ideas forwards even if it puts their lives at risk.
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And overshoots orbital velocity.
Is how we can encourage this behavior. Encourage everyone who doesn't "believe" in science to take themselves out. It could only help the species.
Of course, we'd lose most of our politicians....so it's really a win/win.
Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Rocket scientist trolls entire world by building a rocket out of garbage while claiming not to be a scientist. Plans to adhere to the scientific method while claiming not to believe in science.
Godspeed, you mad scientist. Onward for science!
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If he can manage to build a safe vehicle, get his permits, launch, collect his data, safely land, and do a proper analysis... It will be a triumph... for science.
Wait, wait, wait... this is a terrible idea...
(Grabs popcorn)
Okay, you can proceed now.
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
Calling it now.
I've heard that when he reaches the highest point in his planned trajectory, the canopy will blow open, an AR-15 will be placed into his hands by a robotic arm, and he will then proceed to commit the highest altitude mass shooting in American history.
Afterwards the FBI will get a court order to unlock his phone, only to discover that he has become the first person to truly achieve the American dream.
poke a hole in the firmament with that rocket or Im gonna be pissed!
this is how easy it is to dupe 99% of mass media, slash dot, and the population.
If you donate to or encourage this obviously mentally-ill man's provably wrong, insane, expensive, public suicide attempt, are you, in any way culpable for the consequences?
Not for him though.
so $20,000 to go 1800 feet up(probably not), to take a picture, to see for himself whether the Earth is flat. Or, or, and I'm just spitballing here, but he could spend $500 to get to 39,000 feet, on a ticket from LA to Hawaii, otherwise known as 40 times less for 22 times as high.
But this guy is doing more real science and engineering than most of us ever will.
Oh sure, he mocks the terms - but I interpret that as mocking the orthodoxy. "You can't do that - y'all aint got no degree and learnin!".
And pop outside and look for where the north pole star is that everything is rotating around. THAT would prove the flat earth wrong, even if it doesn't prove the globe earth round. And cost a shitload less than 20 grand.
... but is showing the most powerful part of science... NATURAL SELECTION.
Seems like no one would trust this man with pyrotechnics and he is limited to using steam power for his rocket.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_rocket
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specific_impulse
Does anyone have a mailing address? I want to send a "When I Was A Kid We Had Nine Planets!" shirt to this nutter.
Then he's not trolling, except for cash, and he wants gullible flat earthers to pay for it, not slashdot. So according to one poster, they've been scammed, but that's the sum total of them so far.
Wouldn't wanna be ya!
I remember when the whole Flat Earth thing was just a joke Usenet group. I am totally baffled as to how it transformed from a geeky in-joke into an organising principle for a bunch of Nazi shitbags.
Can somebody possibly illuminate me? I hope you don't think I'm being lazy, it's just that I don't think this is the kind of question that Google is really going to help with.
Man publicly announces suicide attempt due to his refusal to accept reality.
He did a quarter mile test jump already, so the vehicle functions. At least marginally.
A mile-long rocket-boosted jump isn't that much of a difference from what he already achieved. I'm thinking there's a decent chance of success.
BUT
He also wants to go to space in the future. That is a huge leap in difficulty and risk. Plus, being a flat earther precludes him from having a full understanding of orbital dynamics. I don't understand how he could plan any kind of trajectory. What physics is he working with?
So, I expect death eventually---assuming the FAA doesn't put their foot down on his space ambitions.
But man, if they quash his space launch after a publicized atmospheric test, I can only imagine how much louder the flat earthers will howl about a conspiracy. Maybe that's the entire point.
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According to the latest ruleset, this post should be modded as Vorpal Flamebait +5.
Just in case he overshoots and lands on the moon.
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Honestly, the guy is a nut, but good for him. If he wants to prove it himself, he's bought into the cruz of science even if he's totally loony.
Science has nothing to hide, and certainly nothing to gain from giving this guy a persecution complex by forbidding him from doing as he pleases*. Can you imagine "I built this rocket and the Forces That Beâ forbade me from launching it because they knew it would expose their secrets"?
* If he's really doing it over uninhabited land. Obviously we should completely stop him (or help correct him) if he does this in a way that can hurt others.
I wonder if the mechanics of landing are just formulas or "science fiction"
TFA says that he plans to open two parachutes, and presumably float to safety.
Yeah. Take a look at the chute on his first launch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Definitely needs some rethinking, and, yes, a second chute is a really good idea.
With that said, though: this is really cool!
another yootoob, this one with still pictures from a test a few months later. You definitely did not want to land inside THAT rocket! https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
For those old enough to remember, this is not very different from what Evil Knievel did when jumping the Snake River canyon.
Strike "what Evil Knievel did". Substitute "what Evil Knievel tried to do.
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Moreover he's not trolling as others demand, he's scamming. And those flat earthers are the ones being scammed, so I can't feel any pity for their gullibility. He's responsible for his actions. Even if he doesn't have free will.
Maybe he grabbed some woman's boobs ten years ago and now has little choice. Charlie Rose is probably wishing he thought of this right about now.
With a few careful observations, you can begin to understand that the
heliocentric model is a lie, and you live on a flat plane.
Solar Eclipse: https://vimeo.com/230976895
Corona not shaped in a spherical configuration; orients toward Earth. Corona lines can be observed to move faster than the speed of light. Light of the corona can be observed on the back of the moon. Light of the chromosphere can be observed on the back of the moon. Light of protuberences can be observed on the back of the moon. Sun and Moon same size and near
Lunar Eclipse: https://vimeo.com/92378881
Irregular shadow shape, progression. Shadow is black, then changes color to reddish: Shadows don't change color. Moon glow of uneclipsed portion increases as shadow becomes reddish, detail lost. Moon has no rotation(see Nikola Tesla): we always see the same face. Moon emits own light. Craters not from impacts: Too round.
No model of the lunar eclipse correctly captures it:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2014/10/06/why-does-the-moon-turn-red-during-a-lunar-eclipse/
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa/scottsdale?iso=20140415
Next lunar eclipse: January 30/31, 2018 North America
Quit posting this stupid shit on Slashdot! There are a million other garbage sites people can go to read this tripe
I'm not sure if you realized this or not, but you clicked the link to get to this article, read it, and posted about it. Slashdot didn't do it for you. Don't like it? Don't click on it.
that is NOT what your core, loyal audience wants here!
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It's illegal to go below 60 S latitude, which is where many believe the outer limit (or known land) of a flat Earth would be. So it can't be done by law.
"I don't believe in science; it's fake news, believe me. I know more than scientists and the generals. I will dis-invite that total loser Einstein from the White House. All his equations: Faaake! I can do rocket surgery in my sleep, partly because I got a bigly rocket in my Pence, I mean pants. And let's stop Buck Schumer's idiotic practice of buying rocket parts from Jiina; Make American Rockets Great Again!"
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That doesn't say anything about the Earth. It is an observation of the heavens. It is an unsupported assumption to say that Earth and the heavens are the same.
I do wish him to succeed. I like people who are not afraid to get their hands dirty and actually build stuff.
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To have a 'flat earther' tell the rest of us that the earth isnt flat?
Im not buying it.
It's a geek site, and yet you're either trademarking a bunch of a's with little hats or they still haven't figured out Unicode 20 years in.
Do you have ESP?
Here's to hoping he reaches orbit and sees a round Earth before he dies.
Shadow is black, then changes color to reddish: Shadows don't change color.
I have a set of blue opalescent glassware in my kitchen that have shadows that go from black to red in the center... turns out that type of glass is blue because of Rayleigh scattering just like in air. I've heard a similar effect can be done with a large pitcher of diluted milk.
Corona not shaped in a spherical configuration; orients toward Earth. Corona lines can be observed to move faster than the speed of light.
News to me after spending years studying the speed of effects in the corona as it is important to understanding reconnection in plasma physics... usually the problem is that things in the corona move too slow compared to an older, incorrect model of reconnection that predicted it would move much faster.
But I guess that is a more "subtle" issue, and maybe you should first work out problems with a theory that can be disproved in anyone's kitchen.
I think Trump may have found his new director of NASA.
You are welcome on my lawn.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
From the article:
He plans to go about a mile â" reaching an altitude of about 1,800 feet â" before pulling two parachutes.
One can easily get to that height (and much more) even in a small plane, providing much better controlled conditions for making photos or measurements. That could be hired for a few hundred bucks at most.
Even cheaper: climb a mountain.
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Is it named the Vulture? His goal is the moon!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...
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I stand corrected. *tips hat*
All I know is that I'm staying THE HELL outta any damn homemade submarine that guy's built.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
I also do not understand the hate. He is more excentric than dangerous. And a steamengine powerd rocket? I do not care if it moves at all, I want to see that. This is like a person building a house from matches. Sure it won't pass fire inspection, but it is impressive no matter what.
I wish him all the best and even secretly hope it works. Because that would be awesome: a steampunck rocket going to the moon as if it was written by Jules Verne. Who can be against that?
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Fuck you!
You're a temporary arrangement of matter sliding towards oblivion in a cold, uncaring universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Technically it's misadventure, not suicide. Just like how "it's not a lie, if you believe it", it's not a suicide, if you believe you'll survive. And this guy is very good at believing things! Stop doubting his conviction and sincerity, and start supporting your fellow human being. What kind of misanthropic monster are you?
"Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
and he was teaching us all that women are genetically inferior then he would be a hero here. The /. crowd is very flexible on its fealty to science.
Please watch the lunar eclipse video carefully. The shadow changes color. I do not mean it is one color in one area, and another color in another area, and they move across the moon in a fixed configuration. I mean the shadow, in one place, changes color. That can't happen.
Are the Darwin Awards still around?
Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to put a gopro on a balloon?
Baring that please make sure this launch is filmed!
LOL... Look at the clean aerodynamics on the second picture... at 500 MPH!!!
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And then oh boy the sponsors
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He really needs to add Looney Tunes as a sponsor because I believe this was inspired by watching too many cartoons as a child.
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Anti-science guy manages to say something both pro and anti-science, all in the same sentence.
"I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula..."
OK, you crazy Flat Earther you! Carry on calculating your not-sciency aerodynamics and fluid dynamics!
There is something ironic about a phallic -shaped device sponsored by NanoLube.
I don't believe in science...I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula.
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
It's what you get when burning hydrogen and oxygen. This is a great troll.
But shouldn't a flat earth allow you to see all stars anywhere on the disc?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
In circa 200 B.C, Eratosthenes did an experiment using nothing more than a couple of sundials and a formidable intellect, which showed that the Earth's surface was curved. He measured the Earth's radius and got within a few percent of the modern value.
After 2000+ years of human "progress", we have people like "Mad" Mike Hughes who are a) dumbasses and b) get more press than most respectable scientists. How disappointing.
There needs to be a reality TV show where we get a bunch of flat Earthers together. The prize money is 10 million dollars. First one to find the edge wins. And go.
It will leave one fewer idiot on the planet.
Chortle chortle.
Funnily enough I had sex with a Carnegie Melon. Lovely round figure. It was all I could do to wait till she was really ripe.
Like Wernher von Braun?
No not at all like Wernher von Braun. von Braun had a degree in engineering and took part in liquid-fueled rockets tests while a student at TU Berlin. So he was not really self-taught and he clearly believed in science and knew what it was. This idiot is not a scientist, he just using formulae without grasping the big picture of what is going on which is dangerous because there is no guarantee that he has applied them correctly.
Sadly, it has become apparent that Idiocracy was a documentary.
If that Felix guy got practically into orbit with balloons and that juts sounds easier, safer, and cheaper, then why doesn't this guy use them? Whatever, I hope he dies.
He could have just strapped a bunch of weather balloons filled with helium to a lawn chair, like a normal idiot, but no-o-o-o-o....
--- The American Way of Life is not a birthright. Hell, it's not even sustainable.
Steam is what you get from burning Hydrogen. He's trolling and 99% of Slashdot fell for it.
Quit posting this stupid shit on Slashdot!
False. Please keep posting hilarious nerd-related stuff like this on Slashdot.
Ohh, and how was the priciples of earodynamics discovered? Shurely not with the use of science. This is basically a nutcase, trying to use the fruits of science to commit suicide. Let him. One less nutcase on this planet.
Sorry, dear, your claim is incorrect.
Stop him? NO. Encourage him! Have him take TrumpCheneyHillaryBlankfein for the trip! And PutinKhomeiniKimchiYongIl on another rocket for an ehrm in-air meet-up!
Yes it can. The edge of the earth is covered with an atmosphere, through which light will be made more red before it is extinguished by the earth's body. You can see the same effect every sunrise and every sunset. So when the moon is hidden by the edge of the earth from the sun's rays, some of it will be in daylight, some in the effect of the sunset on the earth and some in the dark shadow of the earth. And since the moon moves around the earth, that will change with time.
The colour of the shadows can change.
can we start a fund to shoot all the flat-earthers into space? That would solve everyone's problem. I'll chip in!
This is the result of a failing education system that doesn't put enough stress on science and mathematics.
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It is really small, and much smaller than it once was when it was a regular train watering station, and Route 66 was a major national road, but Amboy is NOT a ghost town! It has a population of 4, it has a gas station, and it has a post office!
It is just about the darkest site in Southern California, and good for doing astronomy in the area.
Starships were meant to fly, Hands up and touch the sky - Nicky Minaj
And when he takes a photo one night he will see the stars rotate, but they won't be around the north polar star. Even if he thinks he can't see where the North Pole star IS from there because "too far away", he CAN see 100% of the stars visible from Australia and see where THEY are traveling. Which will be about a point that isn't Polaris.
Maybe he should watch Rocket Farmer once or twice. Or maybe he's been watching it to much..
Common, everyone has wanted to build their own rocket. If anything at all, it would be fun as hell. :)
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welcome to Flat Earth!
He could have saved the $20K and just fell off the edge of the Earth.
Can't fix stupid. The only thing you can do is try and minimize the collateral damage.
FTFA he only plans to reach an altitude of 1,800 feet. He could do this for a lot less money and personal injury by buying a ticket to see the top of the World Trade Center.
Let's not misunderstand what he's doing here; it has nothing whatsoever to do with attempting to prove or disprove anything at all. The whole flat-earth thing is just an excuse to get someone with deep enough pockets to fund his stunt rocket. The reality is, it would be so much cheaper (and safer!) to exceed the altitude he's going to reach by just chartering a flight on most any airline; they routinely achieve altitudes of 35,000 feet, (6.6 miles) and tickets for the flight wouldn't come even remotely near to the cost of his $20K publicity stunt.
Which, by the way, is all that this is, in the end... because you can't readily see the curvature of the earth until you reach at least 50,000 feet. (Modern airlines don't generally reach that high, since they grounded the Concorde.)
Rockets are so 70's. Welcome to 2017 (or actually 2011). With only $150, you can send a camera into space.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/how-to/a6568/how-to-launch-a-camera-into-space/
Buff said
What? This is the best article /. has had in months.
...for a Darwin award!
Man decides to commit suicide in elaborate and interesting fashion; wants audience to see him die.
"I don't believe in science" says person who has either severe cognitive deficits, or difficulties with English.
I believe someone should sit down with this man and explain what science is and isn't. What it isn't: men in lab coats with egg-shaped heads, speaking in a cryptic and arcane fashion, lording secret knowledge above everyone else. What it is: an algorithm for applying common sense to observations, and a means to test ideas. A natural offshoot of this is experimentation, where reason (common sense,) is applied to create a scenario in which observations can be made that will tend either to confirm, or disprove, specific things.
I believe when someone claims not to believe in science, what he really means is that he doesn't trust the lab-coated, egg-headed, cryptically-speaking, often socially awkward, neurotic individuals shown to us on television and movies, (media that only exist thanks to scientists, ironically,) which lend people naturally to distrust them, given the survival tactic of fearing the unknown that has mostly stood humanity in excellent stead to survive from prehistory to today, though it is sometimes, (as is the case when a polluted environment slowly and inexorably dooms all mammal-kind to give way to the next dominant form of life after we, as a species, snuff ourselves out,) disadvantageous after all.
Our reign has gone on long enough. Indeed. Summon the meteors.
He is sure going to gloat when he proves himself right over the round earthers
Watch an actual lunar eclipse. You are describing what SHOULD happen, and what SHOULD be seen. You are not describing reality.
Apparently this years Darwin awards won't be complete without a special entry from Mike Hughes, good luck to you sir, because you're going to need it.
Just noticed that. My apologies
Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
...Yet uses science to fly his rocket. GENIUS!
years building a steam-powered rocket
I’m hoping that he’ll be heating his water tank by burning American coal, though. What this country needs to regain its leadership in space is coal-fired steam rockets.
He believes what he believes, including that the Earth is flat. (...) Down the road, he’s intending to build a rocket that takes him to space, so he can snap a picture and see with his own eyes.
As for checking whether the Earth is flat, someone’s got to tell him that he doesn’t need to build a more powerful rocket. All he needs to do is drill a hole deep enough to go through the pancake and jump. After he falls far enough from the bottom of the planet, he just needs to look up and he should be able to see the plane of Earth in space. But, who knows, perhaps he will be able to use his steam rocket to drill the hole.
Oh and, Californians, rejoice! The article also says:
Following his jump, he said he’s going to announce his plans to leap into the race for governor of California.
At least make a memorable video.
The first video that you mentioned is interesting for slow-motion visual detail, but viewers might like to know that it was apparently slowed by a factor of 10, compared to the original which can be seen here on YouTube. Total flight duration: about 20 seconds. The real thing looks quite a bit less NASA-esque than the slow-motion version!
It’s also pretty obvious that he was not actually in that “manned flight”. Look at the crumpled results (expected from the shredded parachute!) in the still photographs from the second video, where you can also see him standing casually around, wearing T-shirt and shorts (rather than some protective gear), identical to what he was wearing just before the flight (beginning of video).
As someone who has traveled to see almost a dozen total lunar eclipses now and spent more than most do on hobbies in order to get photos and videos of said eclipses, telling me to watch an "actual lunar eclipse" about to you just projecting a strawman on people you argue with. Considering there are atmospheric studies done based on the location and color of Earth's shadow during an eclipse, and this is something amateur astronomers contribute to and can participate in, it amounts to being delusional to deny that is what is happening. Oh, and don't forget that the moon and the light source are are moving relative to the Earth, which is also rotating and changing what part of the atmosphere is scattering & refracting light...
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Just helping to cull the herd.
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Too bad he's in his 60s. I think Darwin Awards are only given to those who have not yet procreated.
He's about to become a Flat Liner, aka a future Darwin Award winner for 2017!
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The difference between science and science fiction is time...
I hereby formally nominate Mr. Mike Hughes for the 2017 Darwin awards!
Should appropriately be...
DARWIN
YES, it is an easy target for ridicule! I knew I was better than at least SOMEBODY
LMFAO this nigga dont even believe in no science WTF LOL
Well, if gravity is just the illusion presented by curved space, and that anything orbiting our planet is really traveling in "straight" line, then isn't the matter occupying that space also curved, and likewise actually "flat"?
Ok, so basically, either he gets killed, or confirms his already wacky believe in the flat earth hypothesis, because there's no way steam power can get you into orbit or likely even high enough to see the curvature.
Even if he succeeds, how does it prove the earth is flat or not?
I mean even if he got say 10 miles high (52k ft) you aren't going to see the curvature of the earth sufficiently to believe the world isn't flat, especially if you're already prejudiced that it is.