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Apology After Japanese Train Departs 20 Seconds Early (bbc.com)

Several readers share a BBC report: A rail company in Japan has apologised after one of its trains departed 20 seconds early. Management on the Tsukuba Express line between Tokyo and the city of Tsukuba say they "sincerely apologise for the inconvenience" caused. In a statement, the company said the train had been scheduled to leave at 9:44:40 local time but left at 9:44:20. Many social media users reacted to the company's apology with surprise. "Tokyo train company's apology for 20-second-early departure is one of the best things about Japan," a user wrote. The mistake happened because staff had not checked the timetable, the company statement said.

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  1. Here in Denver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When the Light Rail leaves a whole two minutes early all we get is a hearty "fuck you!"

    1. Re:Here in Denver by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm surprised. I mean, how do you make out what the operator is saying over the static and the noise?

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    2. Re:Here in Denver by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Yeah pretty much. Trains here seem to leave whenever the fuck they want to , and if you complain you'll just get a big ol "So what?".

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    3. Re:Here in Denver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's not a train leaving 2 minutes early; it's a train scheduled 20 minutes ago leaving 18 minutes late.

    4. Re:Here in Denver by davester666 · · Score: 1

      I don't know why, other than "Because we can", but the buses here in Edmonton, AB are allowed to leave their timed stops up to 5 minutes early. And somehow, Edmonton Transit can only "try" to reduce how early buses will leave.

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  2. Japanese train departs 20 seconds early by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it a coincidence it happened only three days after Pocky Day? I think not!

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    1. Re:Japanese train departs 20 seconds early by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know it left early because 127 passengers have photographic evidence.

    2. Re:Japanese train departs 20 seconds early by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I see what you did, there. But why wasn't it 255 passengers?

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  3. Re: Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Putin said there was no collusion. Get out of here with your âoeFake Newsâ.

  4. Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Tokyo train company's apology for 20-second-early departure is one of the best things about Japan

    And reinforces one of the worst things about Japan.

    This extreme fastidiousness is also why Japan's suicide rate is higher than the US homicide rate and suicide rate combined.

    1. Re:Good and bad by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The conductor will now commit hara-kiri after apologizing for shaming his family.

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    2. Re: Good and bad by vakuona · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not quite. There are two good reasons why trains need to run on time in Japan.

      1 - They are so many of them that small delays can snowball into major delays across the network.

      2 - Trains leaving early is bad because you make people who are on time miss their train, and then make them late.

    3. Re:Good and bad by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that. Citation?

    4. Re:Good and bad by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      This extreme fastidiousness is also why Japan's suicide rate is higher than the US homicide rate and suicide rate combined.

      There is more to it than that. In Japanese culture, suicide is often perceived as honorable. So that makes it a more acceptable way to deal with problems.

      The suicide rate in Hungary, Poland, and Russia is higher than in Japan. Even in America, the suicide rate is nearly twice the homicide rate.

      List of countries by suicide rate

    5. Re:Good and bad by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The conductor will now commit hara-kiri after apologizing for shaming his family.

      That would be seppuku, not harakiri. The two are closely related, but harakiri is just suicide by disembowelment, while seppuku is the ritualized form done to spare others shame.

    6. Re:Good and bad by PPH · · Score: 2

      So, did the engineer go home and commit Sudoku?

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    7. Re:Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      More Americans try to kill themselves, its just after a couple of hours lying on the track waiting for the train to show up they give up.

    8. Re:Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a little out of date. Japan's suicide per 100,000 used to be around 20, while the US suicide rate is 12.6 and homocide is 4.88. Japan's rate has been dropping lately though, and currently stands at 15.4. So what he said is no longer true.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

    9. Re: Good and bad by rtb61 · · Score: 0

      The story is not really about Japan as it is about western private for profit practices. Late early, so fucking what, the price is going up 50% because we can and still be cheaper than driving. In fact how about banning single ride ticket, you must join the train club, pay an annual fee to use the train twice a day, every day, whether you use it or not, than pay extra fees to leave or enter the train. You after all only paid for the ride not for the station and additional fees for how long you are on the train, you only paid to be on it, not to be on it for an extended time. Than you can pay extra for lighting, air conditioning and of course a seat, you have to pay extra to sit. Also we never ever put in writing we would be on time, so shut the fuck up and any complaints and as per the agreement on the ticket, you must seek arbitration via the for profit arbitration team we set up and you must pay them to cheat you and again fuck you.

      The American train system the US is demanding to export to the rest of the world of course owned by US corporations, good, bad, indifferent or down right evil, the US will dominate train transport system, the US will dominate everything, accept it or die (that would be a Trumpism or what comes out of the orange orangutans mouth at the behest of the deep state and shadow government). Hint, the only reason is seems really, really odd, is because you have accepted shit for profit service, they have a right profit at your expense and you have no rights for good service.

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    10. Re:Good and bad by theskipper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, he wasn't allowed back to work until he completed this.

    11. Re: Good and bad by loufoque · · Score: 5, Informative

      I see that a lot on the Internet, but I don't think that's actually true.
      The two mean the same thing, seppuku is just based on the chinese reading.

      Same as ninja and shinobi and all that jazz.

    12. Re: Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely need to check those meds ...

      This is the kind of apology that as a practical matter can only be done in Japan. At one time, perhaps, by Germans. In most other places, a train leaving early is unheard of, and in the US anything less than 15 minutes late is considered "on time." There are rare occasions when an US Amtrak or commuter train arrives at a station early, but unless the station has a special timetable notation that trains might leave early, or has no published time for the station, it cannot by rule. That said, a lot of transit lines (light rail, subway, etc.) only publish schedule times for transfer and terminal stations, so they might leave earlier than expected at intermediate stations with no published times.

      Should also note that US passenger train systems are almost all publicly-operated. Yes, the freight lines are privately owned, and that affects the quality of Amtrak service outside of the Northeast Corridor because most passenger trains in the country run on those freight railroads' tracks - so they control the dispatching and often give preference to freight over passenger trains. But for trains at least the anti-Trumpian rants about private corporations profiting from providing shoddy passenger service don't quite ring true.

      As for the US exporting train systems and dominating the transportation world, get real! It's the opposite! Most locomotives and freight cars produced in the US are too big for operation outside North America (e.g. the US, Canada, and Mexico), with very rare exceptions. That's about it with regard to train-related US production. There are no US-based passenger-train manufacturers; everything is IMported or produced locally by a non-US company. Most passenger and urban rail transit equipment produced in the US comes from Siemens, Bombardier, and Alstom - all non-US companies - and when it comes from somebody else they have to set up a US manufacturing or at least assembly plant for the order(s).

      As for High Speed Rail systems, that's not available from the US, period. On the world market it all comes from Europe (mainly France and Germany), China, Taiwan, or Japan. The few even pseudo-high-speed operations in the US all need to buy their equipment and other systems from overseas.

      You should calm down with a short whiskey or other form of attitude adjustment. US corporations are not out to take over your trains; it's really more like the reverse. Although, if you want to rant about air travel, you might have a few more people nodding in agreement.

    13. Re:Good and bad by kiminator · · Score: 1

      I'd be wiling to bet that over a decade of languishing economy is the most significant factor in suicide rates, not their fastidiousness. If you look at their suicide rate over time, there was a huge jump in 1998, which was when Japan's GDP hit bottom after the 1996 crash (their economy has languished in a low-growth state ever since).

      Social pressures might have influenced the strength of the link between the economy and suicides, but the driving factor really was the economy, for the most part. Note that the US has shown increases in deaths related to drugs, alcohol, and suicide since 2000, which is likely due to persistent economic weakness for middle and lower-class citizens over this period.

    14. Re: Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, I second this. My Japanese-Japanese dictionary lists the definition for harakiri as simply "the same as seppuku" (my translation). Not that it's a frequent topic of conversation but for what it's worth I've really only heard the latter used during my years over there. I always assumed harakiri was an older synonym that had fallen out of vogue based on that observation and the fact that harakiri entered into English by at least the late 1800s. You say pharmacist and I say apothecary and all that.

    15. Re:Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when it does finally come, it derails.

      MAGA!

    16. Re:Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An early departure might lead to an apology in western countries too, heck, I can even see it reaching tabloid headlines on a slow news day if it caused someone to miss their train.
      Early departures are way worse than late departures.
      It is hard to fund a good excuse for an early departure since it is easy to wait for the right time while a technical issue or track obstruction could lead to a late departure.
      The latter can be caused by something that the train operator can't control.

      Apologies for a few seconds late departure is silly, but a 20 second early departure certainly justifies an apology and should be reason for people to complain.

      An increasingly more common problem I've noticed in the west is that they announce a new departure time for a train that is running late, and then when the train arrives it tries to leave before this new departure time.
      This is a big problem since the new announced time will make people think that they have time to go fetch a snack or go and empty the bladder, only to find out that the train arrived and left before they got back.

      Most of the time it isn't important to get people going as soon as possible, it is to not keep them waiting.
      Often it doesn't matter if you are going to be five, ten or 15 minutes late. If you know that you might get there five minutes late if you are lucky it is better to say that you will be ten minus late if you can guarantee that.
      That way the people waiting for you won't need to stand around doing nothing and can plan their time accordingly.

    17. Re:Good and bad by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      This extreme fastidiousness is also why Japan's suicide rate is higher than the US homicide rate and suicide rate combined.

      It's also entirely incorrect unless you're a time traveller from 2013 (in which case welcome but you may not like the world as it is).

      The suicide rate in Japan is not only lower than the combined rate of suicide and homicide in the USA, it's actually not very different from the USA rate by itself.
      Additionally fastidiousness contributes more to the USA suicide rate than Japanese's. The Japanese are a hard working culture which emphasise face and respect. Committing suicide due to stress and overwork is quite a social taboo, committing suicide because you are unable to work on the other hand is quite a different story. The Japanese will sooner work themselves to death for their families than commit suicide.

      Some 2016 figures for you in /10000 figures (combined from Google since wikipedia seems to be have stopped updating 4 years ago):

      Suicide:
      Japan: 17.2
      USA: 13.26

      See not very different.

      Homicide:
      Japan: 1.02
      USA: 5.3

      Very different.

      Combined:
      Japan: 18.22
      USA: 18.56

      Wow that starts painting a very different picture to your argument doesn't it.

    18. Re: Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's not just based on the Chinese reading, the characters are also reversed. Seppuku is literally Kiri-hara.

      Harakiri is considered more vulgar, as it literally describes the procedure as stomach cutting, while since seppuku is derived from the Chinese reading of the characters it does not evoke the same graphic description on hearing it (even if it does on reading it).

    19. Re: Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! America sounds so awful. Luckily you are here to expose the true nature of this evil, perverted society. Thanks, rtb61!

    20. Re:Good and bad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The fastest way to solve it is probably writing a brute force algo for it.

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    21. Re:Good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the director of trains committed Sepiku over this transgression?

  5. Obligatory by tylersoze · · Score: 1

    So how many posts until someone makes a harakiri joke?

    1. Re:Obligatory by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Seppuku

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    3. Re:Obligatory by FFOMelchior · · Score: 1

      And the very next post, 1 minute later is..... wow. Well done.

    4. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      about 10 seconds before your post

  6. In other news... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...the company announced that the train engineer will commit seppuku.

    [Just kidding ;-P]

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    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      *commit sudoku

    2. Re:In other news... by TWX · · Score: 4, Funny

      *commit sudoku

      That's a rather puzzling self-punishment...

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    3. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, committed bukkaki

    4. Re:In other news... by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      ...the company announced that the train engineer will commit seppuku.

      Stop being culturally insensitive! They commit Sudoku. ;)

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    5. Re:In other news... by aod7br7932 · · Score: 1

      Precisely, thats excessive commitment and stress

  7. Meanwhile in the USA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile in the USA if your train shows up within 15-30 minutes of when it's supposed to then you are doing good.

    If it gets you to dest less than an hour late, count your blessings.

    Bonus if it doesn't smell like urine!

    1. Re: Meanwhile in the USA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was in DC earlier this year on one of their crappy trains and a woman near me looked nervous. She asked me for reassurance that the train was safe (not sure why; I am not an engineer). I said I am sure it is fine.

      A few weeks later one of those DC trains CAME APART while moving. Thanks a lot, US government.

    2. Re:Meanwhile in the USA... by ctilsie242 · · Score: 1

      Or you have a train at all. Here in Austin, there is a rail system... with one route that stops by a downtown hotel, and no other relevant spots in the area. You have buses that run... sort of. Cycling? If you can use the Greenbelt paths, you are A-OK, but if not, better get a cycle cam for front and back, as hit and runs are extremely common. So, you pretty much take your car places. The local council is divided into districts, and none of the districts have any interest in doing anything for the better city, so any meaningful discussions on transportation issues get tabled indefinitely.

    3. Re:Meanwhile in the USA... by JaneTheIgnorantSlut · · Score: 1

      Japanese train - scheduled to leave at 9:44:40 Amtrak train - scheduled to leave around 10, give or take an hour.

    4. Re:Meanwhile in the USA... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Amtrak train - scheduled to leave around 10, give or take an hour.

      That's exemplary service for Amtrak. The last Amtrak experience I had was when the train I was dropping someone off for was four hours late.

    5. Re:Meanwhile in the USA... by dk20 · · Score: 1

      Ever take the Connecticut/New York trains?

      They are dual power, and antiques on wheels.. Complete with original bathrooms :(

    6. Re:Meanwhile in the USA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what bathroom? just a hole, peer through it, you can see the tracks zipping by, so does your human waste.

    7. Re:Meanwhile in the USA... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In the US, if your train is early, it's most likely the train that came before being late.

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    8. Re:Meanwhile in the USA... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that hole in the ground has a room around it. Hence bathroom.

      What did you expect, a bathtub?

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  8. Appology Accepted by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My company received an apology from a Japanese supplier because a shipment of parts were a week late after the 2011 earthquake.

    Meanwhile other suppliers were apologetically late for no good reason.

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    1. Re:Appology Accepted by Thelasko · · Score: 2

      Meanwhile other suppliers were apologetically late for no good reason.

      *unapologetically* late. stupid auto-correct...

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    2. Re:Appology Accepted by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hello,

      I represent a Canadian supplier which has no contract with you at the moment.

      We apologize for not being one of your suppliers.

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    3. Re:Appology Accepted by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 2, Funny

      My company received an apology from a Japanese supplier because a shipment of parts were a week late after the 2011 earthquake.

      No doubt, that is what Trump is referring to when he talks about other countries' unfair business practices. How can any US company be expected to compete with that kind of service?

    4. Re:Appology Accepted by boudie2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a Canadian I would like to apologize for the previous apology.

    5. Re:Appology Accepted by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      ...Captain Needa.

    6. Re:Appology Accepted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

    7. Re:Appology Accepted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So kan ur seester

  9. A day of shame for Japan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The driver should commit harakiri!

  10. "had not checked the timetable" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean they thought they were leaving 40 or more seconds off schedule?

  11. The Horrible Stain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This astounding lapse will cast dishonor upon the once great nation of Japan for generations.

  12. Watch the timer, step on the train by jfdavis668 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've ridden these trains. There are marks on the platform showing where the doors will be. There is a timer counting down until arrival. You can stand at the mark, and when the timer hits zero, step forward onto the train. It will be there with the door open right on that mark. Not even German trains are as punctual as Japanese trains.

    1. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by youngone · · Score: 1

      I raved about how great the London Underground is to my wife's cousin when I was there, and she laughed at me.
      "Go to Berlin" she said, "that's a really great train service, cheap fast and clean".
      Japan's must be really awesome if it's better than that.

    2. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I watched a documentary about the drivers. They calculate there speed to make up for a single second of delay.

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    3. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you meant Swiss trains. German trains have not been reliably punctual for many years.

    4. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      I raved about how great the London Underground is to my wife's cousin when I was there, and she laughed at me.

      "Go to Berlin" she said, "that's a really great train service, cheap fast and clean".

      Japan's must be really awesome if it's better than that.

      Ah just like in America where people praise the New York subway system for it's cleanliness and lack of tardiness my dear sir.

    5. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      The amazing thing to me is that system was in place when I was in Japan back in April 1999.

    6. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even German trains are as punctual

      Ah the good old days.

      These days German railways only get in the news because crime at big stations is skyrocketing, because of strikes or because of bad planning and accidents.

    7. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come to NYC. After you have spent a day on the MTA Subway, anything will look clean and punctual.

    8. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would certainly fit the stereotype with which we like to think of ourselves, but unfortunately, German trains aren't anywhere near as punctual as we'd want them to be.
      You must have mixed that up with Swiss trains, those are actually on time.

    9. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Or people committing suicide by train.

    10. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's nothing! Japanese airlines flying from the US to Japan will go so quick you'll arrive the day before you left!

    11. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by chill · · Score: 3, Funny

      Washington, DC sees your MTA and challenges you with Metro!

      When was the last time an MTA car caught on fire?

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    12. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I have to say that the food on Japanese airlines is substantially better than the British ones, but that could just be because British food is awful and for some reason British Airways insist on inflicting it on you.

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    13. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by youngone · · Score: 1

      Ah just like in America where people praise the New York subway system for it's cleanliness and lack of tardiness my dear sir.

      The only problem we had travelling by train in the UK was on the privately run South-East service, which was an absolute shit-show.
      Pro-tip: Do not try to travel anywhere from Bank station at 5 o'clock during the week.

    14. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      I thought the digs at English cuisine were just jokes... until I went there last summer.

      Dear lord. Everything is boiled, bland, and mushy (unless it's supposed to be mushy, in which case it's lumpy and/or chewy)

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    15. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by jiriw · · Score: 1

      I've been to all three countries...

      Japanese precision > Deutsche Gründlichkeit > British punctuality.

      By the way, if you plan to visit/stay in multiple cities and are visiting as a tourist, I can recommend you to buy a Japanese Railpass for the weeks you want to travel. Do that BEFORE you go to Japan, as they are (usually) not sold within the country. The Railpass is valid for all normal JR rail lines, some JR ferries and many JR shinkansen (except for the fastest variants), either as a regional pass or for the entire country. Also, you can reserve seats for free in many shinkansen when you have a Railpass, but you do have to reserve them. I forgot to reserve a seat once on a shinkansen with only reserved seats while I thought there would be a few carts without seat reservation in the back. Luckily I was helped out by an extremely friendly train conductor who was capable to find a seat that should be empty for the trip I had planned.

    16. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing! Japanese airlines flying from the US to Japan will go so quick you'll arrive the day before you left!

      I highly doubt that...

    17. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Whooosh! That comment just flew over the international date line....

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    18. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Falos · · Score: 1
    19. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      That's why we mostly eat Indian food.

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    20. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the digs at English cuisine were just jokes... until I went there last summer.

      Dear lord. Everything is boiled, bland, and mushy (unless it's supposed to be mushy, in which case it's lumpy and/or chewy)

      Of course, the only worthwhile contribution of the English to western civilization is tea time. Take away the tea and the rest of the food they have is diplomatically put just plain awful.

    21. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by redmasq · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not all of the stations have the timer or the marks. For the "subway" ones in Tokyo, I had humored myself a bit by comparing to a timer. I never saw it more than a second off. There was slightly more variation in the shinkansen, but we left every stop within 5-6 seconds of the schedule time. While impressive, I was more impressed with the number of people that road them versus how ridiculously sparkling clean they were.

    22. Re: Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing you should come to Scotland! Years of consuming oats, haggis and whisky takes its toll! Even Adam Smith had the guile to insult our diet as inferior to an English di in wealth of nations the cheeky git!

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect

    23. Re: Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure where you are. I found British food to generally be of extremely high quality. I travel a lot for work and whilst all countries have their positives and negatives England definitely has the widest range of quality food I've seen. In the IS we mostly seem to just have over processed fast food. We're slowly caching up with the rest of the world but you can tell areas will never catch up. A good quality roast or breakfast on England wipes the flood with our bland Thanksgiving dinners and awful quality bacon lathered in sugar syrup with limp pancakes is embarrassing.

    24. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Not even German trains are as punctual as Japanese trains.

      German trains stopped being punctual AT LEAST 25 years ago. I remember the stories about my punctuality when I was a boy. Then I met my german wife, and both had great laughs at that notion as we traveled through her country.

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    25. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I just got back from a trip to Japan.. I had my phone open and watched as the trains arrived and departed exactly on time, it was fantastic considering how many trains are moving through the large stations at any given time. Of course delays occur but I witnessed none in my 10 days there.

      Yes, they have lines for everyone to wait and be ready... and as soon as the doors open it's a free-for-all. I use my larger American frame to knock people out of the way in Japan when they decide to cut in at the last minute. It's even easier when I've got a large suitcase with me.

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    26. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Gussington · · Score: 2

      Japan's must be really awesome if it's better than that.

      What wowed me about the first time I used Tokyo network was despite all signs being in Japanese and all staff speaking Japanese, and me not understanding any of it, it was easier to move around the city than my own local system. Hong Kong and Singapore are also world class.
      Out of all the major global cities I've been to, the US is still stuck in the 1970's by comparison.

    27. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by erice · · Score: 1

      Whooosh! That comment just flew over the international date line....

      It would be a better joke if the direction were chosen correctly. Going from the US to Japan means losing a day. It is going the other way that it is possible to land on the day prior to when you took off. Going West it is (in principle) possible to land earlier in the day than you took off but it would be earlier in the next day because you crossed the date line.

    28. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even German trains are as punctual as Japanese trains.

      German trains stopped being punctual AT LEAST 25 years ago. I remember the stories about my punctuality when I was a boy. Then I met my german wife, and both had great laughs at that notion as we traveled through her country.

      All it takes is a war on the european landmass for German trains to run on time. Then LOOK OUT!!!

    29. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      In four years of riding the Ginza line, Tokyo's oldest subway, to work every morning I encountered a mechanical breakdown exactly once. There was a ten-minute delay in starting from the Shibuya terminal.

    30. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quicker than Jimmy John's subs.

    31. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know it was a joke. I just highly doubt that crossing the IDL in that direction gets you to the previous day

    32. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by MTSranger · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately with the completion of the Ueno-Tokyo Line in 2015, delays are happening more often as each train travels twice as much distance now (Atami - Takasaki = 140km), allowing accidents in one place to cause disruption in a wider area.

    33. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by TheConway · · Score: 1

      English cuisine is fine. What you've got a problem with is the majority of English cooks. They don't know how to.

    34. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way to survive in the UK is to have 3 breakfasts a day. I was told this by a British guy before I first set foot in Britain, and I must admit he was right.

    35. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not compare with Germany, Switzerland is the only country that can compare. Trains there work even if there a large snowfall in the middle of the night.

    36. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be German. The Germans, like the Dutch, seem to think everything in their country is terrible and complain continuously about it, despite the fact that the thing being discussed is usually objectivey better in their country than it is in 99% of the world.

    37. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I've ridden these trains. There are marks on the platform showing where the doors will be. There is a timer counting down until arrival. You can stand at the mark, and when the timer hits zero, step forward onto the train. It will be there with the door open right on that mark. Not even German trains are as punctual as Japanese trains.

      Being punctual and showing a timer and markings are different things. What you describe exists all over the world. The difference is only if the timer is free-running or synced to the slightly late train :-)

    38. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by jrumney · · Score: 2

      In Britain, there are never any delays unless there is some weather conditions causing it, like when its snowing, raining or the rails get too hot because the sun is shining, or the wind has blown leaves onto the track.

    39. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      That's an exaggeration. It's only a problem if they're the wrong kind of leaves.

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    40. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      My first trip to Japan involved having to get back to Tokyo by taking a regional train and then switching to the Shinkansen. I had about 5 minutes to make the connection and I was worried that I'd be late if the train was delayed. My host drew me a map of the station and the symbols I needed to look for to find the right platform. The little rural train arrived exactly on time. It took me 4 minutes to walk to the departure platform, at which point I saw a large digital clock counting down from one minute. The Shinkansen stopped as it reached 0, at which point it started counting down to the departure time.

      I actually forgot to allow enough time for check in at the airport and arrived 30 minutes before departure as the people at the check-in desk were packing up to go home. They managed to rush my suitcase to the plane and took me through the pilots' entrance to the secured area so I bypassed most of the security and showed me to the departure gate so I didn't lose any time getting lost - I ended up having to wait around for 10 minutes for boarding to start. Slightly traumatic, but the fastest airport experience I've ever had. If flying were always like that, I wouldn't find it nearly as annoying!

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    41. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      My favourite thing is when you sit down on the shinkansen, check your bag and when you look up again it's already started moving so smoothly that you didn't even notice.

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    42. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Almost correct. 1994 was the year when German railways started to suck.

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    43. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of all the major global cities I've been to, the US is still stuck in the 1970's by comparison.

      1970's! The US is still stuck in the 1920's.

    44. Re:Watch the timer, step on the train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and when the timer hits zero, step forward onto the train.

      You're doing it wrong. When the timer hits zero, both lines of people standing in front of the mark step to the side, to let passengers on the train disembark. When everyone got out, the two lines orderly and efficiently enter the train.

  13. Canadians in Japan? by hduff · · Score: 1

    That's one explanation for this behavior . . . .

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  14. Meanwhile in New Zealand by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Informative

    No trains were running in the capital yesterday due to industrial action. The French and Korean companies that run them have been trying to claw back conditions from employment agreements they agreed to when they won the operating contract, so the workers went on strike after 6 months of failed negotiations.

    1. Re:Meanwhile in New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And about a hundred people were inconvenienced.

    2. Re:Meanwhile in New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And two sheep.

    3. Re:Meanwhile in New Zealand by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      No trains were running in the capital yesterday due to industrial action.

      Didn't NZ kill off all their trains other than Auckland-Wellington and Greymouth-Christchurch years ago?

    4. Re:Meanwhile in New Zealand by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Commuter trains. It's how 30,000 people get in an out of Wellington city every day, nearly 10% of the regions population.
      Those 30,000 people either worked from home yesterday or added to the traffic that has to crawl down 3 lanes of motorway.

      Thanks a lot Transdev.

    5. Re:Meanwhile in New Zealand by coofercat · · Score: 1

      Pff! When our train workers go on strike, the government bails out the train companies so they can afford to make the strikes go on a bit longer.
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...

    6. Re:Meanwhile in New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also Picton-Christchurch, but all those are long distance trains. The local trains in the Auckland area are not affected by all this.

  15. Totally different model of behavior by ErichTheRed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    During normal operations, I did notice Japanese trains run to the second when I was there a while back. There's no similar sense of urgency here in the US.

    I don't know if a society so focused on punctuality is a good thing though...not being allowed to be late (or early) means that there's no room for error in other parts of one's life either. I imagine it's very difficult to come back from a personal failure in Japanese culture. In the US, it's certainly not impossible...I know tons of people who just weren't ready to grow up when they turned 18, and they either drifted or joined the military and grew up, then got their lives on track. That must be way harder in Japan if you can't even leave 20 seconds early without triggering an apology.

    1. Re:Totally different model of behavior by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It really is part of the culture. People rely on things to be on time. Now different parts of Europe have different standards. In Switzerland and Germany, if the train schedule says 15:13 departure, it leaves at 15:13 not 15:12 or 15:15. So you have to be on time to catch the train. In Italy, the trains are on time most of the time. That 15:13 train might be 15:14 or so.

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    2. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if a society so focused on punctuality is a good thing though...not being allowed to be late (or early) means that there's no room for error in other parts of one's life either.

      There is usually little or no negative impact by being early to an event, but there is something to be said for that subspecies of humans who will be late to their own fucking funeral, and don't give a shit about impacting anyone else. These inconsiderate shitheads think that only their time holds value.

      Regarding trains being on time, we're not talking about one life. We're talking about tardiness affecting hundreds if not thousands of people's lives. So yeah, punctuality in this case is definitely justified.

      ...I know tons of people who just weren't ready to grow up when they turned 18, and they either drifted or joined the military and grew up, then got their lives on track.

      How ironic that one of the key teachings in the military, is punctuality. Veterans are some of the most punctual people I know.

    3. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the point of having a schedule when you don't keep to it?

    4. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's the point of having a schedule?

    5. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Switzerland and Germany, if the train schedule says 15:13 departure, it leaves at 15:13 not 15:12 or 15:15.

      Switzerland yes, Germany no.
      Source: I'm German. We'd love this to be true, but it's not.

    6. Re:Totally different model of behavior by rogoshen1 · · Score: 2

      Is that a tacit argument for bringing back il duce?

    7. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Here in the US, if I'm at the bus stop at 15:13, it probably left at 15:10 or 15:11. If I get there early, the bus won't get there until 15:20 or 15:25. Where's Mussolini when you need him?

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    8. Re:Totally different model of behavior by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      You are confusing the failures of the individuals with the failure of the society.

      Not giving people second chance, making their lives stressful to the point of driving them to suicide and other self destructive behavior is bad for the individuals. Society, like evolution, does not give a damn. There are enough people who do not need the second chance, it is worth the trade for the society.

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    9. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's Mussolini when you need him?

      Right where he deserved, hanging by his feet in Piazzale Loreto.

    10. Re:Totally different model of behavior by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      In Italy, the trains are on time most of the time. That 15:13 train might be 15:14 or so.

      Or they might just totally screw up, change the wrong sign on the platform, and a dozen people find themselves on an express train traveling the opposite direction from where they need to go. It happened to me, so you have a lot more faith in Italian trains than I do.

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    11. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Gussington · · Score: 5, Interesting

      During normal operations, I did notice Japanese trains run to the second when I was there a while back. There's no similar sense of urgency here in the US.

      In Hong Kong there is no timetable. The trains run so frequently and reliably that you just turn up at a station a train is either there or will be in 2 minutes. That is how public transport should be done.

    12. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      If it leaves 20 seconds early, that means that I may have to wait on the platform for an hour (or whatever) til the next train, because I was going to be there on time. It's way worse than leaving 20 seconds late (which can be made up in transit).

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    13. Re:Totally different model of behavior by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      I don't know if a society so focused on punctuality is a good thing thoughnot being allowed to be late (or early) means that there's no room for error in other parts of one's life either.

      No. One thing doesn't imply the other. You're making a wrong assumption.

    14. Re:Totally different model of behavior by JanneM · · Score: 2

      The Shinkansen typically runs every 15-20 minutes or so. On the busiest lines (Tokyo-Osaka) at peak times there's a new train every five minutes. You just show up, get a ticket atthe vending machine and step on to the next train.

      Flying may be cheaper, but the trains are just so much faster and more convenient. I love them.

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    15. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mussolini is too busy driving a bus to help you. I know this, because I recently had a bus rush forward and along-side me as if to pass me on the right (in a merging lane that was ending just ahead of me), then stopped to deal with a passenger, then got moving again, rushed forward and stated tailgating me, then passed me in the center/turning lane (clearly not very satisfied with the local speed limit), as I was attempting to move over for a tow-truck on the shoulder.

    16. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      Okay, so 15-20 minutes late. And then that can make you miss another connection or something. My point is that 20 seconds early can be the difference in like 30 minutes in someone's life.

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    17. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      During normal operations, I did notice Japanese trains run to the second when I was there a while back. There's no similar sense of urgency here in the US.

      In Hong Kong there is no timetable. The trains run so frequently and reliably that you just turn up at a station a train is either there or will be in 2 minutes. That is how public transport should be done.

      What in the heck are you and the GP talking about, commuter trains, regular passenger, or light rail “trains”...

      You’re both making comparisons to different sounding services and saying “train”.

    18. Re:Totally different model of behavior by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      In Hong Kong there is no timetable.

      The entire country also has no train line longer than 40km, and the majority of the lines are a fraction of that length. The train network in HongKong is less complicated than the metro system of many cities, which also have no timetables.

    19. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps to have a smartphone with an internet connection because the website is often more reliable/accurate than the local platform screens.

    20. Re:Totally different model of behavior by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It really is part of the culture. People rely on things to be on time. Now different parts of Europe have different standards. In Switzerland and Germany, if the train schedule says 15:13 departure, it leaves at 15:13 not 15:12 or 15:15. So you have to be on time to catch the train. In Italy, the trains are on time most of the time. That 15:13 train might be 15:14 or so.

      Then we have the UK where the 15:12 to London Waterloo is coming at 15:40... maybe... due to a signal failure or leaves on the track... and its still £15 a ticket.

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    21. Re:Totally different model of behavior by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Not so much "faith" but it's one of those things that can't be controlled. You have to roll with the punches when it comes to that stuff in Italy.

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    22. Re:Totally different model of behavior by Gussington · · Score: 1

      The entire country also has no train line longer than 40km, and the majority of the lines are a fraction of that length.

      Hong Kong may have had some design decisions forced on them by geography, but we can learn from that if we want improved urban transport services.
      Where I live the local government keeps rezoning farm land 50kms+ out from the CBD without adding infrastructure. So everyone buys more cars and the problems continue to get worse.

      The train network in Hong Kong is less complicated than the metro system of many cities

      Also a geographic limitation which they benefit from. The island is a ribbon of high density running east west, and the mainland is a ribbon running north south (not quite but you get the point). It allows for extremely efficient use of transport resources and you only need a couple of lines to service 80% of the locations people want to go. Perhaps we should be designing cities to cater for these modes of transport rather than just putting shit everywhere then trying to figure out how to untangle the spaghetti?

  16. I wish my wife... by Bodhammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish my wife was that forgiving about 20 seconds.and my apology...

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    1. Re:I wish my wife... by TWX · · Score: 3, Funny

      What did she do with the other eighteen seconds?

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    2. Re:I wish my wife... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cuddle?

    3. Re:I wish my wife... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sob quietly into her cock shaped pillow of course.

  17. Why thank you dear Timothy by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    The professionalism here on slashdot is outstanding! On this date 11/16/2017 I shall always remember where and when I first heard this vital life changing news of a train departing 20 seconds early in my memories.

  18. Prepare for trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it double!

  19. The Rest of the Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they did not report in this story is that the responsible employee went home and committed suicide for shaming the company and bringing dishonor to his family name.

  20. It's expected by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    As many people note, you can set your watch to arrivals/departures of trains in Japan - but I'm amazed at how much the Japanese take it for granted.

    They don't see it as anything special, this is a service, like always getting a dial tone when you pick up a phone in North America.

    I'm wondering how this could be translated to Canadian culture - I don't think the Toronto subway system (http://www.ttc.ca/) could ever get their collective heads wrapped around the idea that they MUST be on time, ALWAYS & FOREVER.

    1. Re:It's expected by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >I don't think the Toronto subway system (http://www.ttc.ca/) could ever get their collective heads wrapped around the idea that they MUST be on time

      It's also pretty popular in the GTA to jump in front of trains. Something like a dozen people a year jump in front of a TTC subway, and another dozen decide to use the GO train instead. That's an average of twice a month a rail line is stopped because of a suicide attempt.

    2. Re:It's expected by dk20 · · Score: 1

      Know what i love about the GO train.. their "service guarantee" with so many exemptions it is difficult to collect.
      Often they simply cancel the entire train and then dont issue refunds because cancelled trains cant be late???

      A week or so ago someone jumped in front of the GO train near guildwood. I left the train at my home statoins because they were communicating outright incorrect information on the train and figured it would be hours before it started moving again.

      I asked for a refund since i never took the train.. They gave a big song and dance about "one time good will".. If i never took the train and can prove it.. what would i be paying for?

      My train is late at least twice a month causing me to miss my bus and wait 30 mins for the next one.

      20 seconds early... The only thing "on time" with GO Transit is the annual fare increases.

  21. Re:meanwhile by TWX · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Those people don't ride trains! They ride Greyhound!

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  22. An apology WELL DUE! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    "We apologize for getting you to work 20 seconds earlier."

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    1. Re:An apology WELL DUE! by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      That's not it.

      Tokyo is a huge metropolis. Commuters in the metropolitan area often have to change train 2-3 times to get from home to work, especially those who live in the outskitrs.

      Missing your train because it left early means that you have to wait 4 minutes for the next one, so you're already at least 4 minutes late to work. If you're changing to another train then that could translate in a 10-15 minutes delay, which is quite a problem.

  23. Buried the lede by crypTeX · · Score: 1

    The best part of the whole thing was the reason: "The mistake happened because staff had not checked the timetable, the company statement said." Based on personal experience, the staff of subway systems and commuter trains in the US are consulting time tables that must round only to the nearest ten minutes.

  24. Amagasaki rail crash by supermachoman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is indicative of the kind of mindset that led to the tragic train crash of 2005. A train was running 90 seconds behind, and under tremendous pressure from his superiors, the operator sped the train up and ended up derailing it. If it weren't for the new automatic brake systems installed, this would likely happen again (because I see no change in the culture)

    Amagasaki rail crash

    1. Re:Amagasaki rail crash by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      He failed to make up for 90 seconds?

      Casey Jones was making up for 2 and a half hours of delay. On a steam locomotive. After a 12 hour shift.

      He did not make up for it. But at least he ended up on ballads for 100 years.

      You Es Yay! You Es Yay! You Es Yay! You Es Yay! You Es Yay! You Es Yay!

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    2. Re:Amagasaki rail crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You better,
      Watch your speed

    3. Re:Amagasaki rail crash by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      I apologize for my mistake. Casey Jones was making up for an eight hour delay, according to Grateful Dead.

      http://lyricsplayground.com/al...

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    4. Re:Amagasaki rail crash by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      Although they did play that song, that's Wallace Saunders' version.

      The original song memorializing Casey Jones was written a few days after the accident by , Jones' friend Wallace Saunders, an African American engine wiper.

      The Dead's version (along with some annotations including the above quote) appears here:

      http://artsites.ucsc.edu/GDead...

    5. Re:Amagasaki rail crash by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      There has been a shift in culture to prevent this kind of accident happening again. The issue is not so much the pressure to be on time, as the punishment for being late too often. Drivers had to undergo humiliating re-training and other sanctions.

      The rail company made a conscious decision to change its culture. Got rid of the re-training for lateness, and instead introduced a system where the cause of the delay would be identified without laying blame. The timetable system was also adjusted to be more flexible when delays were unavoidable.

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  25. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look at it this way : the Japanese apologize for trivialities but they NEVER apologize for the real crimes. Such as war crimes and other such niceties. Trump compared to the Japanese is a baby.

  26. Diversity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's our strength. Don't our American cities strong? So progressives.

  27. Job Losses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how many people lost their jobs because of this mistake? The next thing you know they are all homeless, living under plastic at the forest.

  28. No Diversity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japan is such a beautiful and peaceful country because they do not have diversity.

    I merely want want they have, and what my ancestors had... before (((they))) corrupted everything.

    1. Re:No Diversity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europeans corrupted everything? All those Portuguese mechanical toys and such can destroy any culture. Make sure to do like the some Japanese Shoguns did before the corrupting Americans came forcibly trading: chop the heads off from any stranded sailors. Would you like to decapitate some sailors before you will have an overwhelming desire to capitulate to them?

  29. In Soviet Amerika by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trains never ever leave, arrive and stop on time, (timetable ale always fake, train will start on time but then few seconds latter it will stop :) cars are shit, conductors are just to check tickets and spy to MTA, most of the cars are from 1950 days, 90% runs on Diesel, track for passenger trains are mostly dangerous on higher speeds, probably ratted no more then 40mph, did I say trains are slow, yes its fuck slow. Service here in states is little better then lets just say India - thats all you need to know. It will probably take miracle to fix this garbage...

  30. Move to Antigua and Barbuda. Happier life? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Wow, it says in Antigua and Barbuda the suicide rate is zero.

    1. Re:Move to Antigua and Barbuda. Happier life? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Well, if you lived on a Caribbean beach, would you want to commit suicide?

    2. Re:Move to Antigua and Barbuda. Happier life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is my ex wife on this beach?

    3. Re:Move to Antigua and Barbuda. Happier life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you lived on a Caribbean beach, would you want to commit suicide?

      YES ... out of the shear boredom of living ON a beach.

    4. Re:Move to Antigua and Barbuda. Happier life? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      Wow, it says in Antigua and Barbuda the suicide rate is zero.

      Since the last hurricane, the population in Barbuda has fallen to zero:
      http://www.zerohedge.com/news/...

    5. Re:Move to Antigua and Barbuda. Happier life? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      SUIcide. Not HOMIcide.

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  31. Totally different italian fashion model behaviour. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > In Italy, the trains are on time most of the time.

    Suprisingly, Italy has a very good national railway system, despite the common perception of "digo" being a lazy and careless race. Italian rail is more than just public transport: the state's train company "FS Trenitalia" considers itself the very force that holds the nation together and I dare to say they are probably right.

    Stations are in the middle of cities, towns and often even villages have them and they more or less act as temples of national unification, which happened only around 1860-1870 for Italy. Italy has a separate national agency for railway policing and their staff are rather visible at most stations, though pick-pocketing is a serious problem affecting tourists.

    Italy has the most cars per capita in Europe, even more than Germany and there are further countless many moto-scooters on the roads but most italians dislike driving long distances. That's because driving habits change drastically north to south. (Traffic lights give orders in Milan, provide advice in Rome and serve as disco balls in Naples...)

    Thus trains are always well patroned and often full. Being a tourist in Italy or at least the part Rome and to the north of it, doesn't require a motor vehicle, it would be a burden to be ties to a car, since many historical centres are de-motorized areas.

    Traction electrification is extensive in Italy and essentially all carriages have HVAC, although my personal experience is mostly for the region north of Bologna. Allegedly the south of the boot is less blessed by the winged wheel? There are several kinds of italian pax carrying trains:

    Regionale: stops at every bush and village pump, cheap
    Regionale Veloce: stops at towns and major villages, cheap, up to 160km/h
    Intercity: considered low-tier long distance travel, cheapish, up to 200km/h
    Freccia (Arrow): national HST network, eg. Turin-Milan-Bologna-Florence-Rome-Naples
    Freccia Bianca: replacing Intercity, better carriages, 200km/h, usually affordable
    Freccia Argento: max. 250km/h, used on routes towards e.g. Switzerland
    Freccia Rossa 500: max. 300km/h, equivalent to japanese bullet trains, often $$$
    Freccia Rossa 1000: max. 350km/h, latest and greatest from the national railways
    NTV 575: max. 350km/h, bullet trains of private operator (!) Italotreno, sometimes more affordable

    Pricing for Intercity and up are like low cost airlines, if you can buy 2-3 months in advance insane dirt cheap prices are possible, like 9-15 euros for Venice to Milan or Bologna to Turin (2,5-3 hour journey on HST). Regional trains are fixed price and cheap but without seat reservation.

    Japanese tourists often marvel at Venezia Santa Lucia, as that station is located in the middle of the lagoon, gondolas literally float in front of the entrance and to the side. It has only 4 tracks leading to mainland, yet receives and departs at least 280 trainsets every day. Hard to grasp how that's possible, considering the extreme safety protocols for railways for time and distance based separation of moving trains.

    Even though I live in Hungary, a european country with a dense rail infrastructure, I can only dream of ever seeing the same kind of dedication and precision which italians paradoxically put into their national trains network.

  32. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Japanese apologize for 'trivialitities' because they are often insults - leaving early is an insult to those who missed the train. Insults are not trivial things in Japan. The Japanese never apologize for the 'real crimes' because they don't believe they have insulted anyone. Commiting war crimes during WWII was not an insult to the American soldiers, those were honorary executions of the enemy.

    Not right or wrong, just a different point of view.

  33. Privately-owned competing railroads by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Privately-owned, competing railroads provide good service. Wow. Who knew...

    Meanwhile, government monopoly NJ Transit would not only can leave 1-2 minutes early sometimes (when they aren't 20 minutes late), they would kick a passenger off the train for pointing it out...

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    1. Re:Privately-owned competing railroads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry to blow away your whole point, but this railway is owned by a "company" which is actually owned by a number of Japanese governments.

      Metropolitan Intercity Railway Company ownership (all government bodies): Ibaraki Prefecture, Tokyo, Chiba Prefecture, Adachi Ward (Tokyo), City of Tsukuba, Saitama Prefecture

      No competition involved either on this route.

      Seems to be well-managed, in spite of this. But your whole premise is blown away, you don't know what you are talking about.

    2. Re:Privately-owned competing railroads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha that's hilarious.

      In the UK the privately operated train lines are regularly late by 15, 30 or even 60m for exotic reasons such as 'we have no drivers' or 'it rained'. People hate them with a passion, and threats of nationalising them are met with public excitement.

      The privatisation of many industries has had a mixed track record here. Trains, mail did not really work out well. Utilities companies are clearly not competing and have formed oligopolies with fat margins.

    3. Re:Privately-owned competing railroads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Privately-owned, competing railroads provide good service.

      Except it's neither privately-owned, nor in any competing situation.

      Wow. Who knew...

      Well, you certainly didn't, that's for sure.

  34. May favorite aspect of this story by JoeRobe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...is that the rail company apologized even though nobody actually complained about it - now that's honesty!

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  35. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am sure the "Comfort Girls" would disagree.

  36. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you remind me when the Americans have ever apologised for any of their many war crimes? Or the British? Or the Russians?

  37. Canadian Apology Explained by FeelGood314 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm Canadian, but I lived in Atlanta in the early 90s. This was when Atlanta was the violent crime capital of the USA. I found Canadian kids are more violent than their American counter parts. They tease, bully and particularly in sports resort to fighting far more often.

    The Canadian apology is part de-escalation, half social signalling (and part programmed reflex). When I apologies for someone else bumping into me I'm avoiding a fight and I'm showing confidence that I'm big enough not to be offended. Call me an idiot, I'm not going to take the bait and get a penalty. I will let you go first through the door to show I'm organized, and not in a rush. (yes, I'm guilty, I've been in a few Canadian standoffs) .

    In work, if something goes wrong, I'll take the blame and then work on the solution. This is doubly effective in some cultures as I'm remembered as the one who took charge and solved the problem and also saved someone else embarrassment.

    One last note. I did find the people of the American south the most friendly, open and genuine people I've ever met. They will always start a conversation and will tell you anything you want to know.

  38. Re:meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they ride jacked up pickup trucks and bet on Greyhounds.

  39. vancouver transit system is just as good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I generally arrive +/- 2 minutes to my house every day and take public transit in vancouver. The bus schedules here are down to the minute as well. I don't find it that odd. You know exactly when to be at the bus stop. Of course if there was some major accident or snow or something things would be delayed, but its generally pretty reliable. The skytrains are also all automatic, but the bus drivers, despite driving in the city with regular traffic and picking up random amounts of passengers along the way still seem to manage nearly perfect timing. I guess its good planning by the ones who designed the schedule.

  40. What motivated the apology ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    I would not be surprised if the apology was a stunt by the railway PR department: a way of saying ''look how punctual we normally are''.

    1. Re:What motivated the apology ? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 2

      You would only say that if you have never been to Japan.

      All trains run on time. From all the different operators. Tokyo itself has an absolute myriad of train operators and the standard level of service is that all trains are on time, always.

  41. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 2

    1. Shielding a Nazi Officer Wanted for War Crimes

    2. The Internment of Japanese Citizens During World War II

    3. The Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii

    4. The Tuskegee Experiment

    5. An Apology for Slavery and the Jim Crow laws

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/five-times-united-states-officially-apologized-180959254/

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  42. Early Departures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same thing occurs in the Northeast corridor when we change from daylight savings time. The safety rules clearly state that you cannot enter a zone before the scheduled time. Trains that run over the time zone change have to wait. This sucks, but why do we change time zones at all.

  43. In most of the US... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 2

    ...we can be happy to have a train come to town maybe once or twice a day. I gladly take 20 seconds early any time in exchange for a decent regional train service.

  44. Damn you Japan! by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    Trying to overtake us Canadians as the nice folks on this planet!

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    1. Re:Damn you Japan! by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      You're language, both profane and lack of a concurrent French translation, offend me. Please apologize, eh?

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    2. Re:Damn you Japan! by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      Eek, I apologize to all for the use of "you're" when I clearly intended "your".

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    3. Re:Damn you Japan! by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

      Osti calisse de tabarnaque!

      Is that good enough?
      I would also like to apologize for your use of "you're" in the wrong context.

      Sorry.

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  45. Actually, I understand this apology by btroy · · Score: 1

    I use mass transit and I mean I have for years. The apology actually makes sense to me, as in mass transit, being early can be worse than being late.

    As a rider we often plan our arrival to the stop based on the bus or train being on-time. Now, if the bus or train is late, we stand and wait the extra one to five minutes. In my case, missing the bus/train could mean standing from 20 to 45 minutes waiting for the next to arrive, if there is a next one.

    So, in my case, I'd rather the bus/train be 1 minute late rather than 1 minute early, as do most of the experienced riders on my route.

  46. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the residents of Nanking

  47. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    How about the import of captured Africans as slaves requiring a major war to free them. There are still folks that believe the descendants of these slaves are less worthy than themselves.

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  48. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Gussington · · Score: 1

    Trump compared to the Japanese is a baby.

    A man-baby to be more precise...

  49. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The comfort girls were not men nor were they wives to (living) men, so they don't have value enough to be considered insulted by months of continuous rape.

    Outside western nations, in the other 85% of the world, this is how society works.

  50. Self monitoring , by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apologies with no action empty. But sometimes not much can be done so an apology at least an acknowledgement and courteous.

    The railway identified the error themselves and brought it to public attention. They also disclosed the reason. Simple human error. Luckily this small time difference did not affect anyone since rarely do people cut it 20 seconds to close for a train , especially if next one a good hour or more.

    I think this is supposed to show diligence and help retain trust.

    Bullet trains are usually more expensive than flying but more convenient. Can board with less than a minute before departure. I think they also are much more timely for arrivals too. The check in and de boarding at airports slow airports considerably.

    They do a safety check before departing where platform attendants signal all clear. So no one was running for the train.

    So going forward assume the conductors will be more diligent checking time schedule. Being late also monitored! Probably how the early error caught. The railway desires precision both sides of the clock. Though wonder if such precision so critical and at what cost. They do have many trains using same lines so a delay or early can cascade into mucking up cadence of other lines. But there should be a reasonable buffer since for safety sometimes due need to delay to unstuck a passenger or luggage trapped in doors as they close.

  51. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What color were those people fighting to free the slaves? What nationality?

  52. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by hai_Priesty · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Japanese never apologize for the 'real crimes' because they don't believe they have insulted anyone. Commiting war crimes during WWII was not an insult to the American soldiers, those were honorary executions of the enemy.

    (1) To deunk with reality : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    (2)One of the well-travelled young (still in 30s) Japanese I used to work under had this assessment:

    Not only had they apologized to so many people, everytime the Chinese and Koreans asked for one more apology it is ususally another ruse for Asking compensation yet again

    (3) Disclaimer : I'm an ethnic Chinese and the following said will, in no way, lessen the Japanese atrocities during the war:

    Quite a significant portion of the very organized, politically-backed South Korean Comfort woman (that is still living is strangely large number) protesting in 2017................are also actually not comfort woman from more than 72 years ago, but rather prostitutes (admitedly, "forced" by every tough situations and war and post shoartages. Post-war ones are total frauds) that was allowed to tag on to the grievance seeking team because

    (a) The vastly missing or non-existant records after multiple changes of adminstration within 10 years

    (b) compounded with Korean war around 1951 that turned SK into a rubble (figuratively)

    (c) Anyone whose records are stored north of 38th parallel north being totally inaccessible,

    As a result people just had to take everyone's word for it. when a woman claimed that she was a comfort woman and she's with the team. And despite of previous compensation to the SK administration decades ago ( when it was still military-ruled - seems like money went straight to the army and the victims didn't get them), South Korean comfort woman, who have a significant voice internationally as a humanitarian issue, did a great job in reinforce in people's minds the factually incorrect "Japan never apologizes, Japan never compensate" "common knowledge".

  53. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should be apologising for their cartoons "Japanimation" and for popularising the worst art style I have ever seen.

  54. Meanwhile, in Australia by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    In one state, the genius government ordered trains that are too wide for the existing stations, resulting in two years of delays and track closures while they fix the problem, while in another, the cut-price trains the genius government ordered have the driver's seat in the wrong position so the driver can't see the trackside signals clearly. And the brakes don't work.

  55. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The issue isn't that Japan doesn't apologize. They have before. The problem is that large parts of their parliament continues to go to the Yasukuni Shrine, even though they know how much that pisses off China and S. Korea. Chinese and S. Koreans often believe that the apologies are disingenuous at best, and nothing like what happen after Willy Brandt gave his apology for Germany's actions. When Abe says he won't go to the shrine, but still sends flowers, and then his wife ends up going with a bunch of other politicians, it just looks bad.

    With Abe wanting to get rid of part of the peace constitution's stipulation to have no army, it looks even worse.

  56. Re: Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what color were the people who sold the slaves to the Europeans? Black? Oh.

  57. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by hai_Priesty · · Score: 1

    Yasukuni Shrine is a can of worms, I know.

    The problem is that large parts of their parliament continues to go to the Yasukuni Shrine, even though they know how much that pisses off China and S. Korea.

    Things is, the original purpose of this ancient Shrine is to honor the people that have died for their country, and that is the custom since Meiji Restoration and not likely to have been done to anger neighbors on purpose. The fact that the Japanese soldiers (multi millions are just civilians and teenager boys hastily pulled in to fight the war, especially latter part of it when Japan is losing millions of soldiers) has not changed. The problem is that the Shrine currently hold remains of some of the worst "Class A" (crimes against peace) war criminals - And for that, even many Japanese (including good portion of the decedents of the Class A war criminals) wants the War Criminals (Mass Murderers) among the war dead removed from the compound and only worship the civilians that fought protecting the country. I'm an Asian and I'd have no qualms about the Y-Shrine if they just removed the Mass murderers.

    Lastly, the insincere apology - Most people actually have no idea that circa 2017, Japan is still paying "humanitarian aid" to South Korea................ So in short, apology SK won't accept on insincerity, money given they won't acknowledge. Japan has done wrong in the past but the current situation is, PR-wise, a no-win situation.

  58. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it this way : the Japanese apologize for trivialities but they NEVER apologize for the real crimes. Such as war crimes and other such niceties. Trump compared to the Japanese is a baby.

    It is difficult to find comparisons to Trump. Would he be any better if he was born say the leader of North Korea? I'm doubting it. He seems to have no moral fiber of any kind at his core, other than perhaps trying to stay out of jail. He is pretty consistent about not going so far as to get thrown in jail, though time will tell.

    Just today he proved, again, what a fucking hypocrite he is by going after Al Franken, while largely ignoring both Moore and his own dozen accusers. Somebody should create a commercial that starts with Trump's tweet and ends with Trump's own words about grabbing em by the private parts being okay cause he was a star.

  59. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    The current situation is that apologies have been issued, but for a variety of reasons there are demands for more. It could certainly be argued that there is a case for further apology and compensation for some groups, but the situation has become so politically charged now that it's almost impossible to resolve.

    In addition, there is a feeling in Japan that since almost everyone involved in the war is dead now and the younger people who are three or four generations removed can't be burdened with apologising for those crimes any further. The main argument against this is that Japan has not done as much as Germany to teach children about what happened.

    At this point I think the policy is to just wait another 20 years for the issue to go away by itself.

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  60. Re: Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by guruevi · · Score: 1

    Winners donâ(TM)t have to apologize. I donâ(TM)t see any Italians or Greeks or Scandinavian people apologizing for their war crimes.

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  61. Amtrak does pretty well by jeffkoch · · Score: 1

    > ... There's no similar sense of urgency here in the US. ... I disagree. Amtrak (U.S. passenger rail) is very good on timeliness -- you can just about set your watch at their departure. And when there are expected or potential delays, they are very good about notifying customers. My experience has been in the "north east corridor" - travelling between NYC and WDC.

  62. Meanwhile in Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of these days my bus delayed for 2 hours, considering that is scheduled for every 20 minutes, it means that at least 5 buses did not left the station, no one apologized...

  63. Not sincere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is their culture to almost always offer "sincere" apology, to the point it's no longer sincere. They're just saying it to avoid blame later.

  64. Re:Trump doesn't even apologize for treason! by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    Well thats a bit of oranges and lemons i'm afraid ... Abe did not commit warcrimes and Trump did not sponsor the nazi party in the early 1920s-30s or set up Eugenics in New York and California and what not ... Actually he didnt even sponsor Al Qaeda nor did he flatten Iraq and gave birth the the I(slamic)S(tateof)I(RAQand)L(ybia) so one could say Trump and Abe might be very much alike ... shrewd politicians who know how to win (Trump did, after all, and Abe's snap surprise election was probably a master move too :-) Apologizing for a 20 sec diff on a train however, i think that's worthy of praise ...

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