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  1. HAN PUNCHED FIRST! on DIY Laser Pistol Shoot 1MW Blasts · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now the next time I'm in Mos Eisley I can take care of that Guido problem.

    I think Snookie would be more interested in a UV laser.

  2. They Do It Every Time! on A Bittersweet Finale For Discovery Space Shuttle · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah, just watch, the odometer'll read 750 orbits when they trade it in!

  3. Re:Because video games are for kids on Why Do Videogames Struggle With Sex? · · Score: 1

    Video games are primarily aimed at kids whether they're rated mature or not. The publishers and developers are more concerned about profits and selling to as many people as possible and that means not doing something that will stop parents from buying games for their teenage sons.

    Holy shit, you must be an American.
    Next, you're gonna tell us that animated movies have to have funny talking animals in them.
    You know who else set up enforced ghettos ?

  4. wrong story dude, how'd you do that? on Wikipedia Moves To Delete the Free Speech Flag · · Score: 1

    I'm forty-five years old and what is this?!!

  5. well, I never! on Wikipedia Moves To Delete the Free Speech Flag · · Score: 1

    goddamit, I thought this was a gay pride demonstration! What's with all the skinny pasty-looking guys?!!!

  6. Re:A has-been celebrates an ending. Sad. on William Shatner Wakes Up Crew for Final Discovery Mission · · Score: 1

    Could'a used Trump. He could've called them up and told them they were all fired. Same toupee problem, though.

  7. Re:That's when the big one kicks in. on The Car Faster Than a Speeding Bullet · · Score: 1

    I've heard tell that they're secretly planning to test their oscillation overthruster design.

  8. Re:MythBusters .... on Crew Builds a Flying House Modeled After UP! · · Score: 2

    Yeah, Mythbusters should do this.

    I'm sure they could misinterpret the story and come up with a way to completely flub it despite the fact that it has already provably been done. Thus ensuring loads of Aspberger's fueled hate-mail from internet experts detailing exactly how they got it wrong. Thereby allowing for sizable ratings when they eventually get around to repeating the test, this time not so egregiously screwing up the parameters.

    Not that I have an opinion on the matter or anything...

  9. NO, THIS is the REAL ARTICLE! on Crew Builds a Flying House Modeled After UP! · · Score: 2

    real American can-do spirit as opposed to colorful Hollywood fantasy.

  10. Re:Not impressive. on Hungary Uses iPad To Draft New Constitution · · Score: 1

    "Romania drafts new bill of rights on a Selectric"
    "Slovenian Prime Minister writes budget with a Bic(tm)"
    "Qaddaffii scrawls unrepentant screed in crayon"
    "Charlie Sheen dictates Dianetics II - electric jugaloo at drive-thru window"

  11. let's not forget... on Episode I 3D Release Date Announced · · Score: 1

    F'in Ewoks!

  12. Re:That would be a scary thing to test on Quadruped CHEETAH Robot To Outrun Any Human · · Score: 1

    This is DARPA; killing things is kinda the point of their technology!

    Yeah, that whole ARPANET thing didn't live up to expectations. But I hear its descendants are finally starting to show promise.

  13. see, my whole broblem with DR Asimov... on Quadruped CHEETAH Robot To Outrun Any Human · · Score: 0

    Those three little rules are awful vague. Seems like you'd almost have to be omnipotent to be able to full weigh them. And we all know the kinds of problems that can lead to. I mean, a little ol' lady with Alzheimer's wandering around in a construction site is a lot different than a teen skateboarder shredding in the park.

  14. ALL YOUR COKE BELONGS TO US! on Libyan Internet Flatlined · · Score: 2

    They should put Quadaffi on "Two and a Half Men" and make Charlie Sheen dictator of Libya.
    That'd be cool.

  15. Re:Like what? on Glory Satellite Lost To Taurus XL Failure · · Score: 1

    'bout time for mr "space nutters" to pop up in this thread and berate us for wanting to better our opportunities.

  16. I like to burn things! on Contemplating Financial Trading At Picosecond Resolution · · Score: 1

    At least the tax man ostensibly provides funding for foodstamps for teachers and bombing brown people.

  17. Re:Download Your Profile on Ask Slashdot: Facebook Archiving? · · Score: 3, Funny

    wait, now you're saying I have to have a computer to Facebook ?!!!
    I'm not no rocket psychiatrist!!

  18. Re:Great idea: Spamking's law on 'Spam King' Released From Prison, Now Lives In Seattle · · Score: 1

    Why it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer. My very first patent.
    Aw, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying, it's sad and alarming. You were designed to alert schoolchildren about snow days and such.

  19. based on increadibly unreliable technology on Old Man Murray Entry Deleted From Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    I've got one of those.
    You wouldn't believe how much it cost to compile!!

  20. better buy from Allstate on Bradley Manning Charged With Aiding the Enemy · · Score: 1

    his NAME is Mohamed Bouazizi

    In Project Mayhem, you are awarded a name when you are captured or killed.


    You think it a coincidence that Allstate's current advertising campaign revolves around Mr. Mayhem?

  21. Re:To state the obvious ... on Blade Runner Sequels and Prequels Happening · · Score: 1

    Avatar was sort of out of the blue

    I see what you did there.

  22. THIS WILL BE AWESOME! on Blade Runner Sequels and Prequels Happening · · Score: 0

    This should be a tv series.
    They can have 13 spirits escape from Hell ^W^W^W^W 667 dangerous alien criminals escape from prison, and have Dekard have to track them down and retire them.

  23. some animals are more equal than others on Terror Arrest Used As Fodder To Fund Real ID Act · · Score: 1

    "A man with a watch knows what time it is.
    A man with two watches is never sure."
    -- Segal's Law

  24. Re:That is the coolest thing I've seen in years on Asus Motherboard Box Doubles As PC Case · · Score: 1

    Are they paying this guy royalties?

  25. plus, everybody knows that Deros are real on World's Most Powerful Optical Microscope · · Score: 1

    At best that blurb on Science Daily is vague to the point of uselessness.
    More likely, the "journalist" is illiterate.