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  1. wait, he was a publisher, too... on Sony Breathes New Life Into Library Books · · Score: 1

    Ben Franklin must be spinning in his grave.

  2. thanks for the softball, Conspiracy of Doves... on WikiLeaks Set To Release Unpublished Iraq War Docs · · Score: 1

    the sad part is that the CIA can't tell when it's made up either

  3. obviously some bueracratic cock-up in sector 7G on BP's Gulf Spill Report Shows String of Failures · · Score: 1

    His name is Harry T uttle!

  4. awwwwww come on.... on Robot Snake Can Climb Trees · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dare to envision a brighter apocalypse for once in your life!

    If I see that shit on zazzle.com, I better get my cut!

  5. your argument is wrong. here's why: on Pirate Bay Down; Police Raids Across Europe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yeah, but...

    What if time-traveling Hitler had cancer, but it was cured for free, so he used harsh sarcasm on your grandmother?

  6. money saving measure! on State of Virginia Technology Centers Down · · Score: 1

    S.R. Hadden: First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?

  7. Re:It will never sell. on Grad Student Invents Cheap Laser Cutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't be a dope, if you cut a laser, then you have two lasers.

  8. Re:Just dump Windows and goto DOS on 'Retro Programming' Teaches Using 1980s Machines · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How come nobody's done a hobby home brew CPU using tubes and core memory?

  9. is the serial number of the rocket 00000 ? on Non-Profit Space Rocket Launching In a Week · · Score: 1

    where did they source imoplex-g in 2010 ? I mean, have you read the MSDS for that stuff?!

  10. Re:WHY is this is the problem with America? on Bicycles As a Gateway To Government Control · · Score: 1

    To be fair, they did a pretty good job with that John Edwards story.

    you're just saying that because you saw that guy say that on "The Daily Show"

  11. who submitted this, Lorena Bobbit? on PS3 Hacked via USB Dongle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm very uncomfortable with the words " hacked " and " dongle " in the same headline.

  12. YOU ARE EDUCATED EVIL! on Intel Buys McAfee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why in the name of timecube are you running Oracle on an architecture that McAfee can even run on?!!!

  13. Re:Needs a new name on Linux Wall Warts Small On Size, Big On Possibilities · · Score: 1

    compubooger?

  14. WHAT a BARGAIN! on HP CEO's Browsing History Used Against Him · · Score: 1

    pay me $4e7 to go away, and you can call me anything you want...
    I probably won't even bother to sue you on any actionable counts of slander, since I'll be busy snorting blow off three hookers' asses on my yacht.
    bloody small-minded peons.


    (incidentally, has anyone summed up what HP has paid this slimebag? Was it worth it?)

  15. Re:Endless hype. on Lost Star Wars Scene In the Wild · · Score: 1

    it's a price worth paying as long as it keeps Lucas from making any new drek

  16. no mister Bond, I expect you to file chapter 11! on Apple Outs Anti-Jailbreak Update · · Score: 1

    for a small bribe of an ox and six chickens, you too can cause a multi-billion dollar company's stock to blip down and make a killing in the market!

    That has something to say about our society's priorities, and I don't think any of it is good.

  17. Re:Outing the update on Apple Outs Anti-Jailbreak Update · · Score: 5, Funny
    -1, flamebait? WTF?!
    1. Apple Computer was just outside of San Francisco
    2. They've been trying to whitewash it since 1988, but before that, Apple was proudly flying the freak flag since 1977
    3. have you seen Jobs ? (BTW, I find that file name amusing...)
    4. they have a long history of catering to "graphic designers"
    5. they're very concerned with maintaining a hip, stylish persona
  18. this will never work on Could Crowdsourcing Help the SEC Detect Fraud? · · Score: 1

    The SEC would have to listen when people report problems.

  19. Re:It's no worse than Update Manager on Canonical Begins Tracking Ubuntu Installations · · Score: 1

    My reaction to your reaction would be: why doesn't Ubuntu Update already do this?

    Each program on a *n?x system is supposed to do one thing and do it well. If it's just as easy to do this in a separate, purpose-built package instead of inside APT, then why do it in APT?

    so how do you explain emacs, weirdbeard?!

  20. Re:solid state on Servers Ahoy — Startup To Build Floating Data Centers · · Score: 1

    nobody is every happy to see anonymous.

    .sig does not apply in this case...

  21. finally! on Google Testing an Airborne Camera Drone · · Score: 1

    I eagerly await the photographic proof of the existence of bigfoot!
    Angry, pissed-off bigfoot.

    Of course, doubters will point out the pictures are all blurry, but that's only due to them trying to swat down these noisy annoying drones

  22. whooosh! on Superman Comic Saves Family Home From Foreclosure · · Score: 1

    But a sarcasm detector would be a useful invention for somebody with borderline Aspberger's syndrome.

  23. it's ee cummings, it doesn't have to rhyme on HP CEO Resigns During Sexual Harassment Investigation · · Score: 1

    Mark Hurd's
    defunct
    who used to
    snort up 4.2E7 dollar
    bonuses
    and layoff onetwothreefourfivethousand peons justlikethat
    Jesus
    he was a slimy man
    and what I want to know is
    how do you like your blue-eyed boy NOW
    Mister Board



    way to fuck up ee cummings with your antitroll paranoia, /.

  24. are we really THIS myopic now? (ans: yes) on The Second Age of Airships · · Score: 1

    You know, it may sound like blasphemy, but there are other credible metrics other than the all mighty dollar.
    People routinely get on big-ass vehicles that go nowhere to have a good time, have a few drinks, and generally enjoy the novelty of not slaving away 24x365.

    bizarre, ain't it?

  25. "stop shooting at us you idiot" on The Second Age of Airships · · Score: 1

    Did the test include shooting at the crew? I'm sure they'll find that sitting nearly motionless over a well-armed enemy does not make airship pilots invincible.

    WTF?!