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  1. Re:tech talk on The Feasibility of Star Wars Tech · · Score: 1
    In the words of Batman: ``A gun is a coward's weapon. A liar's weapon. We kill because we've made it too easy. Sparing ourselves the work... and the mess...''

    Swords that create neat, mostly bloodless wounds seem like they fit the same description.

  2. Re:Regarding Lightsabers on The Feasibility of Star Wars Tech · · Score: 1
    I thought it was the Japanese that were notorious for lazy-eye, not Maoris!

    But you have successfully explained why a platoon of storm troopers can't hit four fugitives and two droids running down a straight hallway. Guess they shouldn't have just trusted those idiot aliens to test their cloning stock before beginning operations.

  3. Re:What the hell? on The Feasibility of Star Wars Tech · · Score: 1

    Forbes just ain't the same since ol' Malcom kicked it.

  4. Re:Plus it's not mineral oil.. on Aquarium Full of Oil For PC Cooling · · Score: 1
  5. Yeah, but... on Driver's-Seat Driving Game Controller · · Score: 1

    is it up on blocks in his front yard?

  6. Re:Prime Numbers on Factors Found in 200-Digit RSA Challenge · · Score: 2, Funny
    Not really anything to do with this specifically, but this story does have something to do with goatse, so I will bring it up.

    Prime numbers for you

  7. Billy G, benefactor of humanity! on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 1
    Best thing Gates ever did was to marry Melidna so she'd never program again![*]


    (Yes, I know, she was actually a product manager or some such, but it's funnier this way...)

  8. Re:Screen Shots of Windows Mobile 5 on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 1

    I don't want spyware on my phone. Spammers, scammers and phishers want spyware on your phone. A market segment that Microsoft has served well.

  9. Blackberry killer... on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 5, Funny

    as in "man, this Magneto OS is really killing my Blackberry, It takes 128 MB RAM and a 1gHz processor".

  10. Re:Question for an expert... on More on Last Year's Cisco Source Code Theft · · Score: 0, Troll
    " GODDAMMIT, THE WORSE IS SINCE, NOT SENSE. Seriously, it's not that difficult to use the right fucking word."

    Haw Haw!

  11. Feedin' the troll, feedin' the troll... on Hilary Rosen Gripes About iPod, iTMS · · Score: 4, Informative
  12. Boom! Boom! Out go the lights! on Mars Express' 2nd Boom Deployment Postponed · · Score: 1

    Pat Travers did it.

  13. Let this be a lesson: on Microsoft Reverses Stand on Discrimination Bill · · Score: 2, Funny

    See the horrible fate that befalls someone foolish enough to break the chain letter?!

  14. Re:You say that, but... on Security Fears Over Google Accelerator · · Score: 1

    What do you expect, they haven't even finished loading all the data yet!

  15. Can't bother to RTFA... on U.S. National Identity Cards All But Law · · Score: 1
    Are these things gonna have RFID like the new passports? I won't support any national identy card that can't be phished from across the room!

    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the terrorists?!!!! And the illegal aliens. And the drug mules. And the human trafficers...

  16. Re:sounds reasonable.. on Microsoft Reverses Stand on Discrimination Bill · · Score: 1

    In the state where the prezident's brother is governor, they can't. (Until those damn activist judges knock this down as unconstitutional. Those damn activist judges, always upholding their "Constitution", like it makes them better than everybody else).

  17. Time to try this out on EBAY! on Security Fears Over Google Accelerator · · Score: 4, Funny

    SEE?!!! I told you that if these corporate identity thefts kept up, we'd all end up having the same identity!

  18. Re:A computer is still a toy... on Symantec Launches Anti-Spyware Beta · · Score: 1
    Most trolls survive on pure spite for the world.

    I admire that.

  19. Re:Fundamental Fundamentalist question... on Kansas Challenges Definition of Science · · Score: 1

    If your dogma can't stand up to rational scrutiny, it's a pretty shoddy excuse for a religion.

  20. bloody luddites! on Kansas Challenges Definition of Science · · Score: 1

    Ignorant fucks shouldn't be allowed to take advantage of the benefits that science has given mankind. We can start with penicillin. I'd put electricity next on the list.

  21. Close enough for SAC on Apple's Bonjour Available for Windows · · Score: 1
    Would Redmond be wiped out if Seattle were hit with a nuke?

    Then they're the same place.

  22. Prime NASA cadidates here... on NASA's Mars Polar Lander Found at Last? · · Score: 1

    Why do you idiots insist on discussing this in Earth years?!!! The probe's on Mars.

  23. But what I STILL don't understand is... on How Lightsabers Work · · Score: 2, Funny

    how does a thermos know to keep the hot things hot, yet keep the cold things cold? Remember, these were invented before microprocessors and AI!

  24. Brilliant! on Wireless Everything at Dartmouth · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wireless television ?!!!

    Brilliant! Brillant!

  25. Kicked their asses THREE times! Ya want more?!!! on Red Hat Founder Offers Help in Apple vs.Tiger Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    "Your challenge was verbose. The preferred method is to scream and leap."