"Last Sunday I set it to record the Oscars, and then I fast forwarded through at super speed and just watched the good parts. That was very handy."
Interesting. So because you had a DVR, you watched (part of) something that you wouldn't invest the time to watch the whole thing in realtime. I bet advertisers would love to know that!
I want high-speed download of commercials to the tivo for my later viewing pleasure! (Unfortunately, there seem to be some negative side-effects for real-time viewers.)
"First, the United States' description of the Internet's design is wrong. P2P networks are not new developments in network design, but rather the design on which the Internet itself is based."
Leaving your phone on a hard desk when set to vibrate's pretty damn annoying. The whole desktop acts as an amplifier, and if it rings long enough, it goes "thump" when it falls off the edge onto the floor.
A good closeup photo and an inkjet printer that shoots gelatin, and I've got a good copy of your retinal pattern. Works adequately for fingerprints too!
"It's the weird color-scheme that freaks me. Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls, which are labeled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it."
Slashdot Mirror
Moscow -- via Branson, MO
Unfortunately, this man brings with him the taint Microsoft. This is where google starts turning evil. And inept.
I don't think so.
Hey now, don't knock it! Many people would pay good money for a socially acceptable way to avoid awkward conversations with their family members!
Interesting. So because you had a DVR, you watched (part of) something that you wouldn't invest the time to watch the whole thing in realtime. I bet advertisers would love to know that!
I want high-speed download of commercials to the tivo for my later viewing pleasure! (Unfortunately, there seem to be some negative side-effects for real-time viewers.)
When he said lava-lamp case, I was thinking of Rorschach.
A family can easily get by on one salary. If they are willing to limit themselves to a 1950's quality of life.
They should've given the $3M to these guys. (Or, better yet, to these guys!) I bet they could stretch that money a lot farther!
That's not quite the same as a conversation starter, now is it?
BURN!
Fucking awsome!
Where do I donate to KILL OFF Enterprise?!!!!
Oh, wait, there's legitmate places to download music online from?!!!
Primitive peoples often think that you're stealing their soul when you photograph them.
I make no guarentee of this post's relevancy to anything.
I want a tourette's syndrome ringtone!
Leaving your phone on a hard desk when set to vibrate's pretty damn annoying. The whole desktop acts as an amplifier, and if it rings long enough, it goes "thump" when it falls off the edge onto the floor.
"Steamboat Willie" wasn't even that good a cartoon!
Igor you imbicile! That has only half the base pairs we need! That's not good enough!
DNA's still a little hard to fake -- so far.
Then how come it's titled GW Bush's "How to eat seniors" plan?!!!
With guardians like this, pretty soon the whole XXX-XX-XXXX range will be p0wn3d!
Damn, "The WRONG Princess" just sounds like transgender slashfiction! ugh.
I downloaded this, but the file was truncated at 1'2".
"Worst comment, evar." -- The Picayune Basement-Troglodyte Journal
"It's the weird color-scheme that freaks me. Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls, which are labeled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it."
Oh noes, they've discovered the Dark Galaxy of Madness!!!