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Malfourmed writes "TrekUnited.com today announced that three anonymous contributors from the commercial spaceflight industry have stepped forward with a $3 million pledge toward the campaign to ensure a fifth season for the recently cancelled Star Trek: Enterprise. The benefactors explained why they believe this campaign deserves such a substantial contribution: 'We think Star Trek and especially its latest incarnation, Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often. The people responsible at Paramount think this is just a show and we want to tell them, it is not. We are in the commercial space flight industry and would like to testify that at least one out of two of all the actual entrepreneurs involved in this industry has been inspired by Star Trek; and we are not only good at watching TV sci-fi , we are also good at writing checks, big checks. The people airing this kind of TV have a responsibility; inspiration.' " We reported on this a few days ago, but this is more info about the largest donors.

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  1. 5 Seasons does not a trek series make by carninja · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even on the long shot that they DO manage to squeeze another season out of paramount, I doubt that they'll be able to juice it for a full 7-season run like every other trek series (save the original series)

    1. Re:5 Seasons does not a trek series make by citabjockey · · Score: 1

      The creators and producers would be more than willing to make as many seasons as the advertizers will subsidize.,br>
      Perhaps the "comercial spaceflight" industry, instead of makding donations, should just make a large and expensive ad buy?

    2. Re:5 Seasons does not a trek series make by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should contribute their money to, say, helping the homeless, rather than saving some crappy TV show. To throw in three million dollars to save a TV show is just sick.

    3. Re:5 Seasons does not a trek series make by Picard102 · · Score: 1

      screw the homeless.

  2. Well by elid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anyone know how much a season of production costs? Even 3 million may not be enough....

    1. Re:Well by HexRei · · Score: 1

      I believe previous stories I read pegged it at around 60M...

    2. Re:Well by carninja · · Score: 0

      Paramount has been spending about 80 million a season so far, and that's the estimated amount that they need... they've pretty much admitted that they won't get 80 million, but they're giving it all they've got nonetheless.

    3. Re:Well by PhotoBoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's reckoned to be $1.6M per episode, so technically they need $36M to make a 22 episode season. But it all depends on how much Paramount want, they could accept $18M as enough to offset production costs or they could play hardball and raise the target to $50M.

    4. Re:Well by LocoMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One question I do have, though... if Paramount says that no matter how much money is raised they just don't want to do another season... what happens to that money? (just curious here).

    5. Re:Well by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      well.
      actually...

      it's not the production costs that really matter in the end.. it's the money they think they can make with it - that's the reason to butcher up a show in the end anyways. a noisy minority that wants the show to continue doesn't bring in that much advertising revenue. and seriously speaking, if they brought out a new better show most of the enterprise fans would jump right in.

      as for responsibility.. bah. grow up. i don't think anybodys going to run out of inspiration anymore and it certainly isn't coming from enterprise.

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    6. Re:Well by bazio · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Paramount doesn't have to consider only the Production costs of the show. I'm assuming that they are cancelling the show based on low viewership, which translates into low ad revenue. So, they could factor in the fact that if they run Enterprise, they can't run something else in that timeslot that might generate higher ad revenues, and then make up some arbitrary (might as well be, anyway) number as the difference between what they make in ad revenue off Enterprise and what they could make off of "Yet Another Reality Show", or whatever they would replace Enterprise with. Anyway, it all boils down to my feeling that they'll lean toward the high end of the scale, probably $50M or more. Luckily, I believe the folks trying to save the show are considering that as well, since I read somewhere (probably here) that they're aiming for $60M in donations.

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    7. Re:Well by carninja · · Score: 1

      That's a good question. I don't think they'd pull a Lokitorrent, but you never know. My guess is that it would be donated to a Trek-friendly charity, or something along those lines.

    8. Re:Well by Shalda · · Score: 1

      I think their production costs run about $1.6M an episode. Or I could be making that number up. Regardless, you could do an entire season of Reading Rainbow for half that. And last I heard, they were hurting for funds. About a year ago, LeVar Burton (see, that's how I'm staying almost on topic) was out stumping for funds. You too could help. Frankly, the best thing for the Star Trek franchise at this point would be a good 5-10 year hiatus. That and the resurection of Gene Roddenberry.

    9. Re:Well by dpolak · · Score: 1

      It's stated that if the show is not resurrected, then they will return all the money minus approx 5% for transaction and legal costs. It's stated on their website, and when you opt to donate.

    10. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's UPN on Friday nights. Hardly the most competitive timeslot to be in.

    11. Re:Well by teknomage1 · · Score: 1
      I'm assuming that they are cancelling the show based on low viewership, which translates into low ad revenue.

      Clearly this shows that those who do watch Star Trek are loaded, though!

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    12. Re:Well by Malfourmed · · Score: 5, Informative
      If a studio makes a TV show that costs $1.6M per episode then it might sell the first-run US broadcast rights to a network for (making up a number here) $1.2M.

      The network in turn has to make that amount by selling advertising slots, which are of course ratings dependent.

      The $400K (or whatever it is) difference needs to be made up by international sales, second-run syndication rights, DVD/video sales and maybe even the "halo" effect a currently running series can have on sales of merchandising tie-ins such as toys or books. Then there's the need to make a profit of course.

      UPN apparently came close to covering Enterprise's production costs in the first three seasons but from what I understand reduced its payment to $800K per episode for season 4, due to low ratings. At the same time the show's budget was reduced (by moving to cheaper high-definition video), but still the gap between Paramount's costs and first-run revenues is now around $500K-$600K per episode, or around $10M per year.

      Some of this will be made up by the secondary rights, but I believe the gap is now larger than it was before.

      If the Save Enterprise campaign can close that gap by offering a substantial donation, then the financial equation for Paramount/Viacom could change from Enterprise running at a likely loss to a likely break-even or profit.

      I don't know what the size of the gap is, but a $3 million contribution (assuming the full amount can be passed onto Paramount) has to be a substantial addition to the bottom line. It represents an extra 8% (approx) return on funds (based on a $36M budget), which is a mighty fine bonus in anyone's book.

      But will it be a bonus big enough?

    13. Re:Well by stinerman · · Score: 1

      You'd figure that they'd give the benefit of the doubt to a series they built their entire network around (recall Voyager was the first Trek to be non-syndicated), but who knows these days.

      Being grateful to ones predecessors isn't in style these days.

    14. Re:Well by stinerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Conspiracy theorists may have been correct that they moved it to that night in order to use low ratings to justify killing a show that had a very loyal, yet small, viewer base.

    15. Re:Well by Suidae · · Score: 1

      It would be cool if the donaters would instead use it to fund some more fan-produced episodes. I would imagine that some talented amatures could go a long, long way on 3 million.

      Production values would be more Red Dwarf/Dr Who than TNG/Enterprise, but honestly, if I have to choose between effects and a great story I'll pick the latter.

    16. Re:Well by sconeu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Voyager was the first Trek to be non-syndicated

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      Second, actually. TOS was on NBC.
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    17. Re:Well by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      No. I think that's about enough for an episode.

    18. Re:Well by stinerman · · Score: 1

      All the same, thanks for the correction. You can understand since I wasn't born then.

    19. Re:Well by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      The network in turn has to make that amount by selling advertising slots, which are of course ratings dependent.

      And around here, the local ad slots are taken by "Girls Gone Wild" ads, which makes watching Enterprise pretty much an 'R' rated adventure.

    20. Re:Well by Psion · · Score: 1

      Third, actually. The animated series was also on NBC.

      (Cool! Does your tricorder light up like mine?)

    21. Re:Well by sconeu · · Score: 1

      DOH!

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    22. Re:Well by jo42 · · Score: 1

      I bid 10,000,000 quatloos!

      Oh wait, wrong time frame...

    23. Re:Well by geekoid · · Score: 1

      but if production costs are free(paid by someone else) thay can charge less for advertisers, and still make the same money.

      Of course, it might bring to light some of the more interesting account aspects of Hollywood.

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  3. Wha? by null+etc. · · Score: 2, Insightful
    We reported on this a few days ago, but this is more info about the largest doners.

    What's a doner?

    1. Re:Wha? by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a conically shaped mass of lamb meat, fat and spices, cooked unevenly then served up to drunken British students in heart attack temptingly mayonaisy sauce (with garlic)

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    2. Re:Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Something that is done more than something else.

      ex: I think it's 'bout time to flip this here steak. That side's doner 'an this un.

      or in this case, I think CT's talking about the size of the story and how much /. is done reading about it.

      Thus, the story is a "large doner".

    3. Re:Wha? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Informative

      a type of turkish kebab , Rather tasty and a dammed fined snack at 2AM.
      http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Sandwiches/Doner.K ebab.html
      Also i would far rather spend my money on one than on a new season of Enterprise.
      I personaly thought it was the least enjoyable star trek ever , however there are far worse TV shows that havnt got canceld yet (anything involving reality TV).
      Come to think about it though , the worst star trek , is still rather good Sci-fi considering some of the other crap of the last few years .
      However i would far rather see a new season of Futurama , now there was some classic Sci-fi/comedy

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    4. Re:Wha? by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      I would remedy your unjust trolling, philbowman, but alas I already posted in this thread. Hopefully my post here will draw the attention of another modder and you will get at least a +1 Interesting.

    5. Re:Wha? by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      So that's the thing they cut gyro meat from then? Wasn't aware they had a special name for it. Is it actually a Greek word? Is it actually pronounced like "donor"?

    6. Re:Wha? by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there was MUCH lamb meat now did I?

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    7. Re:Wha? by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      It's spelt, in English anyway as 'Donner' and pronounced Don'ner. (In my bit of England anyway)

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    8. Re:Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow , someone Thinks a difrent way from you so you mark them a troll . Way to go mods.
      Please , Read the Slashdot FAQ before moderating , also Read up on Meta-mods .

    9. Re:Wha? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Real drunken Brits will insist on chilli sauce, not that garlic stuff. I think the garlic sauce is more popular in mainland europe. When I was looking for a decent kebab in Denmark, the garlic sauce was certainly a lot more common.

      It's reasonably easy to find a half-decent kebab shop but when you find one that does a decent chilli sauce, oh yes you are one of the lucky ones.

      Ah, that sensation of a fire in your mouth and the feeling of lamb fat on the roof of your mouth. I miss that now that I've moved to Ireland. Sure, you can visit Abrakebabra but their chilli sauce just tastes like tomato soup. It wouldn't even make a baby uncomfortable.

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    10. Re:Wha? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whoever modded you just doesn't understand how important a decent kebab at the right time can be. Much better than Enterprise.

      Hear hear! Bring back Futurama. Now there's a series genuinally in need of resurrection.

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    11. Re:Wha? by Reignking · · Score: 1

      yum yum yum I can testify that the garlic was prevalent in Spain...and damn you for bringing it up, because I'm in the US and obviously can't get one...

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    12. Re:Wha? by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      I can post you one if you like?

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    13. Re:Wha? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      I feel for you. Every time I'm back in London, the kebab shop figures highly in my list of places to visit.

      By the way, many Indian resaurants do a decent lamb kebab. It's not the same as the greek/turkish kind but it can be quite nice. No pitta bread though, normally served with some spicy sauce and some salad.

      Not sure how many Indian restaurants you have over there though.

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    14. Re:Wha? by Psion · · Score: 0

      Cool. And what about Blitzen? Or Dasher? Or Prancer?

    15. Re:Wha? by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      It's not Greek, it's Turkish.

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    16. Re:Wha? by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      I believe that those are only eaten with mint sauce

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    17. Re:Wha? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      In eastern Canada it's called a Donair, usually with a sweet sauce. In Montreal it's a Gyro ("yeer-o") with tzatziki or a spicy tomato-based sauce. Hmmm, now I know what to have for lunch tomorrow.

    18. Re:Wha? by hughk · · Score: 1

      Very offtopic, Doner = Turkish, Gyros = Greek. A good way of making yourself popular is to ask for a Gyros in a Turkish run place or vice versa.

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    19. Re:Wha? by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      I think it's originally a Greek/Turkish dish.

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    20. Re:Wha? by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. It would be hard to make that mistake in my home city because every place is labeled clearly on the sign as a gyro place. I'd never even heard the word doner till I read this thread.

    21. Re:Wha? by hughk · · Score: 1

      It means that you have mostly Greeks around. Note that the Turkish variety is usually Hallal and is lamb based due to the high proportion of Muslims there.

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  4. Trying to herd cats by Rocketboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's nice sentiment but ultimately ineffective. You're trying to tell arrogant people with enormous egos that they're wrong. They don't want to hear that. Unless their board is energized by powerful stockholders, they don't have to hear that. Good try, though.

    Rb

    1. Re:Trying to herd cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You're trying to tell arrogant people with enormous egos that they're wrong. They don't want to hear that.

      Especially when they are right.

      Enterprise sucks. Sorry.

    2. Re:Trying to herd cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV shows have been saved by write-ins. The original Trek was one such show. Syndicated shows are especially amenable to this sort of pressure.

      Not that Enterprise doesn't deserve to die, but it's still possible.

    3. Re:Trying to herd cats by Marthisdil · · Score: 1

      Telling people what they think and believe is wrong, is wrong. Oh wait, that makes me wrong. But I can't be wrong!

      Anyways - IMO, Enterprise is worse than Voyager and not worth saving. The new Battlestar Galactica is so much better....

    4. Re:Trying to herd cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree they need a new cast the current cast sucks a lot. The chief engineer sounds like Bush, that's just not right. Then there's the security officer who always looks like he's just about to cry, and he's sooo whiny. Topal, well we all know why she's on the crew. I'm hoping for "Origin of the Borg".

    5. Re:Trying to herd cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >> The chief engineer sounds like Bush

      nookular -> deelitherem crystals

    6. Re:Trying to herd cats by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      I think it's nice sentiment but ultimately ineffective. You're trying to tell arrogant people with enormous egos that they're wrong. They don't want to hear that. Unless their board is energized by powerful stockholders, they don't have to hear that. Good try, though.

      Egos not withstanding, these guys are right. The show is a dud. It had such poor writing and poor acting that it's really a wonder that it last as long as it did.

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    7. Re:Trying to herd cats by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      The mere fact that after the first 2 sentences i didnt know if you meant Rick Berman and Brannon Braga or the paramount executives shows that there are reason this show should stay cancelled.

      It would only reenfore the producers of the show that their crap is good, and the next show will follow in the decay series that was ds9->voyager->enterprise.

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    8. Re:Trying to herd cats by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Money talks. Look what happened with Family Guy.
      Not exactly the same situation, but once Fox realized there is actually money to be made on it, it was "uncancelled"

      I fear this may be setting a bad precedent though.
      1. Cancel popular geek show
      2. Wait for geek uproar followed by generous donations to bring it back
      3. Profit

      Is the future of television pay-per-view? The first season is free, but after you're hooked, it's pay up or else.

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    9. Re:Trying to herd cats by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Actually, not anymore. Now that they've stopped the damn Xindi arc and the 'Temporal Cold War', it's gotten a lot better.

      Now, they've started having two or three episode arcs that are laden with continuity.

      For example, we just found out what actually happened to the Klingon's faces. (And it's partially our fault, aka, 'disasterous first contact', and something they'd be seriously embarrassed about.) We've had at least two Romulan plots foiled, and still no one has seen what they look like. We've had a proto-Federation, with the Vulcans, Andorians, and humans working together.

      Basically, it's what I was assuming Enterprise to be when it started out.

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    10. Re:Trying to herd cats by operagost · · Score: 1

      Because it has Cylons with boobies? I mean, Enterprise only has a measly Vulcan with boobies. The Asian lady is a bit flat.

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    11. Re:Trying to herd cats by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      ... or else, we'll replace the show with yet another reality TV show.

      Every "smarter-than-average" TV show usually getting cancelled and replaced by "reality" shows or worse is a frightening trend.

      To me, it feels like the medias are sending a very strong "Thinking's BAD" message. (So I presume the USPTO's staff must be watching reality TV 24/7.)

    12. Re:Trying to herd cats by slapout · · Score: 1

      Well, how much would it cost to buy controlling interest in Paramount or UPN?

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    13. Re:Trying to herd cats by thedalaipython · · Score: 1

      This show definitely has tremendous acting. For one thing, Scott Bakula is amazing. Compare his performance on Enterprise to Quantum Leap; he has an amazing range, and Captain Archer is so different from Dr. Sam Beckett that I even forget that it's the same actor. Star Trek has always been known for having great acting, and this series is no different.

      Have you even seen any of the 3rd or 4th seasons? I will admit that the first two seasons were not the greatest television ever produced, but that has been true of EVERY Star Trek series, including The Original Series. I'm completely surprised that both TOS and TNG made it past first seasons. The first two seasons of Enterprise were definitely better than the first two seasons of TNG, and I think that was one of the greatest television shows of all time. Enterprise has finally found its rhythm, just like TNG did toward the end of the 3rd season. It would be a shame to cancel it now.

    14. Re:Trying to herd cats by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Of course they're sending a "thinking is bad" message. If the advertisers don't get some return on their advertising bucks (read, "if the folks watching the shows don't mindlessly go buy more of whatever the advertisers are selling, whether they need it or not"), they'll stop advertising. No advertising revenue, no big salaries for TV execs.

      (Commercial, non-subscription) TV is about selling consumers to advertisers. Anything else is a side-effect.

      I rarely watch broadcast TV anymore. I do buy the boxed sets of DVDs of shows that I like, or think I will. (If the price is reasonable -- the various Trek episodes aren't.) I bought "Firefly" sight unseen because I'd heard good things and the price was right.

      Perhaps high quality shows will go to a subscription model, maybe on cable first and then DVD. Some shows have already released freebie DVDs of an episode (typically the pilot) to drum up interest.

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    15. Re:Trying to herd cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, actually, the first two seasons of TOS were the best. The third was the worst (except for a few episodes).

    16. Re:Trying to herd cats by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I gave Enterprise two seasons and said screw it. I can't stand Bakula, and that idiotic temporal war stuff was too much. TNG's first few seasons were indeed crappy, but there had been a significant period of time between it and TOS. That bought a good deal of leeway and forgiveness (which it definitely needed).

      For my part I don't think Bakula is a very good actor, and the cast in general simply never gelled. What TOS had, and what TNG and DS9 managed to do was to give us sympathetic characters, so that even if the story lines were clunky at times, it was tolerable.

      Voyager and Enterprise simply could not accomplish that. It's my firm opinion that on a TV show, either the cast works or it doesn't. Whether it's MASH, Seinfeld, Python, or the original Star Trek, the greatest TV shows have that magic, that way of letting us in to the lives of the characters. Enterprise didn't accomplish it. It might have survived longer if it hadn't been preceded by another bad series in Voyager, but you just can't simply stack two crappy series together and expect the franchise to survive it. I found the characters in both series to be terribly one-dimensional, and worse, in both series the writers tried to force three dimensions, so that their actions during those emotional moments when we're supposed to identify most strongly with the characters came off as wooden and artificial.

      I'll say it again. Enterprise should die, and the franchise should take a good long breather. It's overstayed its welcome, but maybe in five or ten years, some younger people can take the ball and run.

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    17. Re:Trying to herd cats by kieran · · Score: 1

      You're kidding yourself. Those arrogant egomaniacs you mention are businessmen, and they are rubbing their hands as much at the publicity this campaign is generating as they are savings on production costs.

      Enterprise will be back, and I wouldn't be surprised if, just for the publicity, they used the donated money as extra budget for the shows rather than be seen to be "stealing" profits from the donaters.

    18. Re:Trying to herd cats by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Star Trek has always been known for having great acting,

      Mod parent up +5 funny.

    19. Re:Trying to herd cats by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      I was thinking only about the actual contents... ... but I suppose it is reasonable to presume simplist people who watch brainwash-quality shows are indeed more likely to buy everything they see and generate more advertisement revenue.

      Guess good (broadcast) shows beyond the occasional exceptions are going to disappear.

      As a sidenote, I think all first and second seasons of TNG, DS9 and Voyager generally sucked compared to later seasons so Enterprise is not much of an exception.

    20. Re:Trying to herd cats by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      > For example, we just found out what actually happened to the Klingon's faces.

      What? Are you serious? What episode was that?

      (sorry but I've not been following Enterprise ever since the early season 1 suckage)

    21. Re:Trying to herd cats by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The last two episodes.

      You can get them off bittorrent at btefnet.net.

      *gets hauled away by lawyers*

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  5. They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but I can't bring myself to pay to keep hearing that horrible opening theme. If they would promise to get a new theme, I would cough up some duckets.

    1. Re:They really got it together last season... by David+Horn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, come on. What's wrong with the opening theme. It's a break from the traditional themes, shows what the show is about, and goes well with the intro.

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    2. Re:They really got it together last season... by bighoov · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yo, AC. In this here new-fangled 21st century we have some tools to help you: 1) "Remote control" channel flipping 2) Mute button 3) TiVo or VCR, then "fast-forward"

    3. Re:They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is original for the genre. Going back to a symphonic theme or even more unoriginal, a rock base theme would be pretty passe'

    4. Re:They really got it together last season... by baker_tony · · Score: 1

      4) Download and skip over the intro with the "slider"

    5. Re:They really got it together last season... by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think the theme is very good for Enterprise. The Vulcans had been holding back warp drive progress since they arrived on the scene. With the new warp 5 engines mankind can get a lot closer to "reach any star". The theme is all about the backstory.

    6. Re:They really got it together last season... by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

      Here here. Turn the sound down, fast forward, but... It just feels wrong watching an episode after listening to that music; if it came from my radio I'd be literally jumping for the off button. Also having flashbacks to Scott Bakula in a dress from the opening credits of Quantum Leap doesn't help.

    7. Re:They really got it together last season... by Reignking · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I cannot believe that people are defending the opening song. It is awful! My girlfriend can tolerate me watching ST:TNG, but not Enterprise, just because of that cheesy song.

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    8. Re:They really got it together last season... by Gorath99 · · Score: 1
      Oh, come on. What's wrong with the opening theme. It's a break from the traditional themes, shows what the show is about, and goes well with the intro.

      The old version of the Enterprise theme did all that. Took me a bit to get used to, but otherwise it was fine. The redone version (IIRC starting with season 3) however is IMHO just plain horrible. They tried to make it more upbeat, but in the process they destroyed all the character that was in the song.

      Now, this is all a matter of personal taste of course. I'm sure some people do love the theme. What I just can't understand is why Paramount chose a theme that annoys so many people. If they'd tested it on a random audience sampling they'd known that.
    9. Re:They really got it together last season... by worldthinker · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. Admit it. It grows on you. It tells a story of getting from there to here and goes beautifully with the progression of images of humankind's progress of exploration. It may be cheesy but if you get the subtext, you just might find yourself humming it to yourself one day... EEEKKK!!!! **Disclaimer** while it might have grown on me, full disclosure requires me to say I do have tivo ...

    10. Re:They really got it together last season... by Kosi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is not that bad with closed eyes. :-)

      The opening credits are a pathetic US-centristic horror, that must have been made by people who did not have the slightest clue of Roddenberry's universe.

    11. Re:They really got it together last season... by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

      The theme song is perfect. The whole logical theme of Enterprise is apperently to break tradition, and make people hate Star Trek. That song fits right in.

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    12. Re:They really got it together last season... by killdozer3k · · Score: 0

      F* you internationalist. In the future all foreigners will also be Americans. And they will speak English all the time, although with their quaint foreigner accents. Also, Aliens will all speak English. As to the opening one shouldnt forget that most of the space stuff has been done by Russians and Americans. No moonshots from France!

    13. Re:They really got it together last season... by shaka999 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, different strokes I guess. I really like the into and theme.

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    14. Re:They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As to the opening one shouldnt forget that most of the space stuff has been done by Russians and Americans"

      And BOTH based on GERMAN WWII rocket research.

      So much for that insipid argument.

      Whistle dixie all you want; that is a fact.

    15. Re:They really got it together last season... by Skater · · Score: 1

      I like the song. At first, I was like, "Whaaaat?" But after I realized what they were doing, I thought it was one of the best theme songs ever.

      Of course, all great art is controversial. :) (/blatant troll)

    16. Re:They really got it together last season... by Kosi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      F* you internationalist.

      Go, serve yourself. :-) "Anti-nationalist" would be more precise, as nations are a really idiotic thing that prevent humankind from working together instead of nations against each other.

      In the future all foreigners will also be Americans.

      Because you have brought us freedom and democracy like in Afghanistan or Iraq? No, thanks, I prefer the real things (as far as I still have them here).

      Aliens will all speak English.

      Why, TV shows me that they know German already?

      As to the opening one shouldnt forget that most of the space stuff has been done by Russians and Americans. No moonshots from France!

      Think a little bit about the visions Roddenberry based his Star Trek universe on, and you'll know that showing conquerors and all this US-only-gloryfing stuff in the opening do not match with them at all.

    17. Re:They really got it together last season... by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      I know Star Trek is meant to be a bit cheesy, TNG excelled in this area. The theme tune though IMHO should not be 'dad-rock'.

      Seriously, that theme tune is the kind of thing that dad plays when the wife and kids have gone out so he can remember the old days when he had a mullet and a bandana.

      Orchestral music has a lot going for it and it seems to fit the genre better. Who can remember 2001 A Space Odyssey without remembering that blue Danube song from the docking sequence?

      I've not heard the new version of theme though. Hopefully it was jazzed up somewhat.

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    18. Re:They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they disabled the mute button on your tv yet. Pony up the cash.

    19. Re:They really got it together last season... by drakaan · · Score: 1

      "Trollin'...trollin'...trollin' on the riiivaaah!"

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    20. Re:They really got it together last season... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, come on. What's wrong with the opening theme.

      Where to begin?

      It's a break from the traditional themes

      There's that. Star Trek had a tradition of grand orchestral "space opera" music. This breaks it.
      The song is "faith of the heart". Lesse...

      Space, the final frontier, this is the faith-based initiative of the starship Bleeding Heart...

      Nope, doesn't do it for me.
      And as you can see from my .sig, it's not like I have a strict "no country in sci-fi openers" policy or anything. The Enterprise theme just sucks is all.
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    21. Re:They really got it together last season... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I think the theme is very good for Enterprise.

      Well, I hate that crappy theme and it's lame overtones.
      So, yeah, it fits the show quite well ;-)

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    22. Re:They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It grows on you.

      So will fungus and parasizes......

    23. Re:They really got it together last season... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Starfleet is based in San Francisco. TOS was already US-centrist, in a way. Being as NASA was first at every major achievement in space except the satellite, what else could be shown (up to the point where they show made-up stuff)?

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    24. Re:They really got it together last season... by AsimovBesterClarke · · Score: 1

      > Of course, all great art is controversial. True. But not all controversy is greate art, is it now?

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    25. Re:They really got it together last season... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Wow, you really are clueless. You couldn't tell that was a troll? Sheesh. And what's this about conquerors? I don't see any in that intro. Oh yeah, there is one drawing of a warship, the "USS Enterprize".

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    26. Re:They really got it together last season... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

      I really like the into and theme.

      Ah, let's make a distinction here!

      The old intro video montage is great! Hell, it's much better than any episode I've seen... on mute. But that song man, argh! It's horrible. Lame, wishy washy country. We are trying to watch a show about spaceships and the planets they go to, the country western is ruining the mood!

      So, my point: The intro video and the intro song are two different things altogether.

      Although... I just googled, and I see there seems to be a new intro!
      The music is a lot less horrible, and they are using the "Space... the final frontier." speech... though, er, "no human"? Hello? How did they go from no human to no man to no one? Why not keep "no one"? Do they plan to have a sexism revival sometime between Enterprise and the T.O.S. timeframe??? And dont Phlox and T'its count?

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    27. Re:They really got it together last season... by hords · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I actually started liking the original opening theme song. But then they changed it and it feels like they slowed down an already slow theme song. I just can't get used to it. I kept up hope that they would change it in season 4 again, but they didn't.

    28. Re:They really got it together last season... by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      HArdly. The US and USSR even have different origins for their rocketry - hardly the Germans.

      So I suppose you'd like to see a Swatstika (however it is spelt) on the UFP logo?

    29. Re:They really got it together last season... by Kosi · · Score: 1

      The US and USSR even have different origins for their rocketry - hardly the Germans.

      Please inform yourself about Wernher von Braun.

    30. Re:They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOUR A MORAN

      it's "ducats"

    31. Re:They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife and I have had discussions about the theme song (I hate it, she likes it).
      It's not the song itself that bothers me, but it's my premise that you cannot have a little jingle following a dramatic tense moment, which is what the first two minutes before the opening credits are usually reserved for.
      It kills the "moment".

    32. Re:They really got it together last season... by barawn · · Score: 1
      ...but I can't bring myself to pay to keep hearing that horrible opening theme. If they would promise to get a new theme, I would cough up some duckets.

      Interestingly enough, multi-millionaires disagree with you.

      From the press release:

      Star Trek has inspired us, and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song that tells so much about our struggle to move space travel forward and closer to the public, this inspiration is so self evident, that Virgin Galactic has ordered a 5-sub orbital ship fleet from Scaled Composites, a 100 million dollar investment, and the first one being built is going to be christened 'VSS Enterprise.'


      Actually, I agree with them. I don't like the cheesy lounge remix of it that happened in Season 3, but I loved the one from seasons 1 & 2. What would be cool is if on the DVD I could select between them. :)
    33. Re:They really got it together last season... by aduzik · · Score: 1

      What's the conversion rate from ducats to quatloos?

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    34. Re:They really got it together last season... by sdsichero · · Score: 1

      So... you would not watch a good show (assuming from the title "they really go it together last season") because of the opening theme song... Fascinating.

    35. Re:They really got it together last season... by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      There was rocketry development going on previous to the founding of the VfR by America, Russia, Austria and Briton. While Braun and his colleagues work may have made breakthroughs that were useful to space programs, so did others in the field.

    36. Re:They really got it together last season... by LionMage · · Score: 1
      YOUR A MORAN [sic]

      it's "ducats"

      You tell 'em, sparky!

      For the humor impaired: It's spelled "moron." And that should be "you're," not "your."
    37. Re:They really got it together last season... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "It's a break from the traditional themes, shows what the show is about, and goes well with the intro."

      what a polite why to say "It's crap."

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    38. Re:They really got it together last season... by drsquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because you have brought us freedom and democracy like in Afghanistan or Iraq?

      The only thing stopping Afghanistan and Iraq from having democracy and freedom is themselves. It's nice to blame everything on Americans, but if the Americans all one day got up and left Iraq, do you honestly think that it'd become a nice and peaceful country, with the Shites and the Sunnis and the Kurds all getting along with each other, and not bombing and shooting each other?

      If America hadn't invaded Afghanistan, do you honestly think that it'd be a land of freedom and democracy? Under the Taleban it was an arrestable offence to not have a beard.

      You might not agree with the methods America has used to overthrow the tyrannical governments of Iraq and Afghanistan, but I don't see other countries lining up to do a better job. What exactly would anyone else have done? Do the French have an idea to get the Iraqis to stop shooting and conquering each other?

    39. Re:They really got it together last season... by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

      F.Y.I the reason they all speak english is because of a little gadget named UNIVERSAl TRANSLATOR,,wich enables humans to understand other language, works both ways (in the series)try to follow a story when you just hear weird language ,it also helps them get rid of subtiltes.

    40. Re:They really got it together last season... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      nations are a really idiotic thing that prevent humankind from working together instead of nations against each other

      I don't know. Nations are useful in that they act as a sort of damage containment for human stupidity. Nations help to localise Mass Moron Movements. One nation sounds ok, as long as everyone thinks differently enough. The minute 6 billion people all convince themselves of a single dogmatic ideal... we're boned.

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    41. Re:They really got it together last season... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      > It grows on you.

      So will fungus and parasizes...... ...and MS office, ugh.

    42. Re:They really got it together last season... by deserttrail · · Score: 1

      Please inform yourself about Robert Goddard.

      Yes, von Braun was the real force behind American rocketry after WWII, but guess who provided the foundations for his work?

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    43. Re:They really got it together last season... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I do (did I guess) like Firefly's theme song, but come on.. You can't take the sky from me?!? That's one of the easiest things to take away.. it's called a jail cell. And unlike the movies, they don't usually have windows.

    44. Re:They really got it together last season... by Kosi · · Score: 1

      The only thing stopping Afghanistan and Iraq from having democracy and freedom is themselves. It's nice to blame everything on Americans, but if the Americans all one day got up and left Iraq, do you honestly think that it'd become a nice and peaceful country, with the Shites and the Sunnis and the Kurds all getting along with each other, and not bombing and shooting each other?

      I'm not the idiot who thinks that all would be milk and honey there.

      But that simply does not matter because what matters is that the USA invaded those two countries against international law under the false pretenses of self defense and bringing freedom to the people.

      You might not agree with the methods America has used to overthrow the tyrannical governments of Iraq and Afghanistan,

      I would disagree with the methods even if the motives really were to help the people in Iraq and Afghanistan.

      but I don't see other countries lining up to do a better job.

      Just realize that it is not your job!

    45. Re:They really got it together last season... by Kosi · · Score: 1

      The minute 6 billion people all convince themselves of a single dogmatic ideal... we're boned.

      As long as this ideal is to live and let live together in peace, I'm perfectly ok with it. If it were like those in nazi Germany, I'd run for the next spaceship or suicide booth.

    46. Re:They really got it together last season... by pentalive · · Score: 1

      To each dey own.

      But bear in mind

      TOS - Blusey Song, words about space flight.

      (I know the words were not sung for the credits,
      but they did exist and I think Uhura sung them once in one of the episodes)

      Next Gen - Symphonic, no words, no meaning
      DS9 - Symphonic, no words, no meaning.
      Voy - Symphonic, no words, no meaning.
      Ent - Rock, Words, backstory based.

      The Enterprise theme song comes closer in concept than the others.

    47. Re:They really got it together last season... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      TOS - Blusey Song, words about space flight.
      Next Gen - Symphonic, no words, no meaning

      No words? Hello? EXACT same words as TOS except for "continuing" instead of "five year" in the first sentence and "one" instead of "man" in the last.

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    48. Re:They really got it together last season... by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's not what I am talking about.

      I was talking about the music. There were words for the original startrek theme song. They didn't use them during credits, but at one time or another they were sung.

  6. Re:Nothing can go wrong... by carninja · · Score: 0

    There's an abundance of boner jokes going around this morning. Is this Slashdot's version of "morning wood?"

  7. WHY give money to B&B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why not give the money on the condition that they're gone? That'd be better for the future of Trek than anything else.

  8. Um... no. by datastalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We think Star Trek and especially its latest incarnation, Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often."

    Have they watched it? If so, have they ever seen things like ST:TNG, Babylon 5, Firefly, or even Battlestar Galactica?

    If they had, they'd realise there's better things to do with their money, no matter how much "better" this last season was.

    1. Re:Um... no. by carninja · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's not so much the fact that it's not a great series, it's the fact that they'll be without star trek. It's like an addiction for many. (I'm addicted to the new Battlestar Galactica myself.)
      To be fair, however, EVERY one of the trek series aside from TOS have had a pretty lame first three seasons, so many people are simply afraid that they are giving up on enterprise just a little too early.
      Besides, maybe scifi fans have just gotten cocky since SaveFarscape squeezed a miniseries out of the whole shebang.

    2. Re:Um... no. by FireBug · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Have they watched it? If so, have they ever seen things like ST:TNG, Babylon 5, Firefly, or even Battlestar Galactica?
      If they had, they'd realise there's better things to do with their money, no matter how much "better" this last season was.


      I don't know about anyone else, but I personally have always felt the Star Trek franchise is more oriented towards "exploration" and general scientific curiosity. Don't get me wrong here, Enterprise and TNG had (have?) plenty of soap-opera-ish drama , but there's just something about them that appeals more to the curiosity than the rest.

      Battlestar Galactica is a great show, but the premise is "run like hell and save our asses". I loved Firefly and Babylon 5 just as much, but only Babylon 5 ever really explored the interactions between cultures/species. Star Trek generally always explores "strange new worlds" and "new life and new civilizations" in some way or another. That's what appeals to me, and I believe those who donated money think along the same lines. Star Trek stimulates the mind and brings out the curiosity in us --- that's why it's "needed".

    3. Re:Um... no. by Kombat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I do wonder if this money would be better spent alleviating the human misery in Sudanese refugee camps instead of making sure we get one more TV season of actors with forehead bumps.

      I am so sick of this red herring fallacy. There is always something more worthwhile to spend our money on. How can the government give money to the military when our schools and hospitals are so desperately in need of cash? How can they fund public television? Why don't they just raise taxes, and give every last cent to foreign aid, completely eliminating all funding for all other programs? I mean, how can anyone cash their unemployment/social security check with a clear conscience, knowing that there are people starving somewhere?

      We should balance our funding. Yes, of course we should provide money to other causes, but your argument is the top of a slippery slope that ends with the conclusion that we should devote ALL our money to the most worthy cause, with NO money for any other cause. This is clearly silly. Other programs are important too. Just because they're not as important as other programs doesn't mean they should forfeit their funding, it merely means it should be balanced and justified.

      Plus, it's THEIR MONEY. They can spend it however they want. Would you want someone coming to your house and criticising you like that? "Do you really need a TV, an internet connection, and name-brand groceries? Why don't you take the bus instead of owning a car, and give the difference to charity? Do you really need a house? Couldn't you get by just fine in a small apartment, and instead donate that money to charity? Why are you buying new clothes instead of just borrowing from others? Why are you drinking beer, when that $5 would innoculate an African child against several life-threatening diseases? How can you not hate yourself for not feeling the guilt you should over your outrageously self indulgent lifestyle, with your 'groceries' and '50 channels of TV'?"

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    4. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      fuck off, im tired of elitests like yourself telling people what they should do with thier money. WTF do you care if someone donates money to save Enterprise? So *YOU* don't like the show, dont give any money to save it then. Obviously these donators HAVE seen the show and enjoy it so much they're willing to give a large sum of money to keep it going. I'm sorry if that gets your panties in a bunch.

    5. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, forget the blackjack and Enterprise!

    6. Re:Um... no. by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a faithful Enterprise viewer, but by all accounts this past season has been much better than previous ones, due in large part to Manny Coto being the show runner this season.

    7. Re:Um... no. by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

      Well, Voyager always sucked.

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    8. Re:Um... no. by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Informative
      We are in the commercial space flight industry and would like to testify that at least one out of two of all the actual entrepreneurs involved in this industry has been inspired by Star Trek

      It's more than that. James Doohan, the actor who plays Scotty, was given an honorary degree in Engineering by the Milwaukee School of Engineering where over half of the students polled said they were inspired to study engineering by his role in "Star Trek".

      Let me repeat that: half of the engineering students were inspired by one Star Trek actor. Granted, I don't think that anyone will be inspired by Trip, but it still speaks volumes to the power of Star Trek.

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    9. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have they watched it? If so, have they ever seen things like ST:TNG, Babylon 5, Firefly, or even Battlestar Galactica?

      And to add a more earthly show to the list. "Dead Like Me". I have never seen a better show ever on TV. Sadly Showtime canceled it thanks to the new leader who only gives a damn about shows he created. Very sad.

      Sorry. I had to mention the show even tho it isn't in the normal Sci-Fi space (Hey. She did get killed by a falling toilet seat coming in from space. Does that count as a space adventure?)

    10. Re:Um... no. by raduf · · Score: 2, Insightful



      "We think Star Trek and especially its latest incarnation, Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often."

      Have they watched it? If so, have they ever seen things like ST:TNG, Babylon 5, Firefly, or even Battlestar Galactica?

      If they had, they'd realise there's better things to do with their money, no matter how much "better" this last season was.


      Think how close to home the theme of the show hits this kind of people. It's about space exploration at its beginings, that's why it's especiallyEnterprise.

    11. Re:Um... no. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1
      To be fair, however, EVERY one of the trek series aside from TOS have had a pretty lame first three seasons, so many people are simply afraid that they are giving up on enterprise just a little too early.

      Heh heh. I remember when TNG started out and they had male and female crew members wearing those short skirts.

      Glad they phased that out reasonably quickly.
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    12. Re:Um... no. by grumbel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ST:TNG, yes, thats probally better then ST:ENT, however ST:ENT is the closest we get to TNG at the moment and reairing the same TNG episodes again and again sooner or later gets boring.

      Firefly, while a great show, is something complete different then StarTrek. StarTrek is about exploring space, go where no man has gone before, Firefly is more or less a Buffy-In-Space. The surrounding doesn't matter all that much, its just there to give some initial starting point to drive the characters and drama in that show. You could have let Firefly play on a sailing boat or on a farm and it wouldn't be much different.

      Same with Battlestar Galactica, its not about exploring space, its about the running away from the Cylons, some religous vodoo and some Cylon mind-games. Nice show, but not a StarTrek replacement either.

      Babylon 5 might be the only one to get a bit closer to StarTrek, but I haven't seen enough of it to comment on that.

      The point is to save StarTrek, not to get a good show in space into TV.

    13. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Have they watched it? If so, have they ever seen things like ST:TNG, Babylon 5, Firefly, or even Battlestar Galactica?

      If they had, they'd realise there's better things to do with their money, no matter how much "better" this last season was.


      You're a centimeter away from a false dilemma; it's not an either/or situation. Believe it or not there's room for more than one sci-fi series.

      I really like Battlestar Galactica. ST:TNG is the most overrated pretentious piece of shit in sci-fi history.. how anyone can tolerate a show that is/was so full of itself I don't know. Babylon 5 was awesome, and I can't comment on Firefly.

      The bottom line is, Enterprise has the balls to show the nastiness in a stage of evolution toward that emasculated socialist paradise that is TNG. We have space-aged jarheads and real military officers. We have in-your-face racism. Things are not perfect in this universe on a microcosmic scale, and they're not afraid to show it. People even get laid.

      You want real sci-fi and not a soap opera or western without sex and gunfights? Break out 2001.

      While I concede that Scott Bakula is rather weak in his part, at least we do not have a neutered Picard constantly brooding in a pseudo-intellectual manner. If Enterprise does not make it, then so be it. If it does, then you don'thave to watch.
    14. Re:Um... no. by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      I think that the problem is that it isn't even a good Star Trek, by Star Trek standards.

    15. Re:Um... no. by settsu · · Score: 1

      Do you really need a...

      Ah yes, the benevolence of international socialism...

    16. Re:Um... no. by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Taking an argument to its extreme is fundamentalism, and a fallacy in itself. You have not invalidated the original argument. Enterprise didn't make money. I used to watch TNG and DS9 religiously, until a bit after Voyager started - at that point, I realized that I didn't care anymore. Neither do a lot of others. Get over it.

    17. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By saying "...a lot of others. Get over it." you are trying to insinuate that MOST people don't. Or even most Star Trek fans.

      By the way...Enterprise gets as good or better ratings as most of the other shows that people are holdings up as "better than Enterprise", such as Stargate (both versions) and Battlestar Galactica. The difference is that UPN is "free tv" and SciFi is "pay tv" and can get by with less ratings. Don't get me wrong - they are great shows too, and I watch them as well. Enterprise, like all Trek series, has take a couple of seasons to find it's feet. Now it HAS found it's feet, and has turned into an excellent series. Alas, the fans and viewers these days are as bad as the networks. If it's not God's gift to TV in the first episode or two then it's "crap". Hogwash.

      And why, just when the show is going into Syndication and DVD they are killing is, is beyond me. I mean, it's selling like gangbusters into syndication but they're STOPPING production. This just goes to show that the suits at Paramount and UPN are brainless.

      And incapable of learning from history, besides. Cancel a Trek series at your peril.

    18. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks. Either you aren't watching it, so your opinion isn't worth listening to, or you ARE watching it....and if it's good enough for you to continue watchin, then it's good Trek.

      And I'd be willing to bet money that you haven't watched it THIS season. Manny Coto and the Reeves-Stevens and others are kicking ass and taking names. They've REALLY turned it around. THAT is part of why the fans are trying to save it. It JUST STARTED TO FIND IT'S FEET AND GET REALLY GOOD. Then the "suits" go and cancel it. And just as it's about to go into syndication and onto DVD. The suits aren't even smart enough to put a bucket under a waterfall of money. But then, they never have been. So the fans figured that THROWING MONEY IN THEIR FACES might get their attention since they obviously can't think long-term.

    19. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me repeat that: half of the engineering students were inspired by one Star Trek actor. Granted, I don't think that anyone will be inspired by Trip, but it still speaks volumes to the power of Star Trek.

      They will if he finally nails T'Pol!

    20. Re:Um... no. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      "We think Star Trek and especially its latest incarnation, Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often."
      1. Have they watched it? If so, have they ever seen things like ST:TNG, Babylon 5, Firefly, or even Battlestar Galactica?

      2. If they had, they'd realise there's better things to do with their money, no matter how much "better" this last season was.


      1. They like shows that are about spaceship pioneering because these are business men involved in spaceship pioneering.
        TNG is too far in the technological future for them. So is Galactica and Firefly. B5 is old news.

      2. Maybe they'd like Enterprise to be around when their business plan dictates the need for televised publicity. That 3 million is an investment in an apropriate futur advertising venue.
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    21. Re:Um... no. by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      Firefly has no business being mentioned in the same breath as such great shows as ST:TNG, Babylon 5, and Battlestar Galactica. Firefly was a horrid show which replaced a relatively good show with better ratings than American Idol!! aka. Dark Angel. They canceled it because it cost too much per episode, not because of ratings. Firefly on the otherhand had horrid ratings and was a horrid show.

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    22. Re:Um... no. by Stween · · Score: 1

      "It's about space exploration at its beginings"...

      ... and that's possibly what got me about Enterprise. It was supposed to be early space exploration, but they're out there in their billion dollar spacecraft which is seemingly almost as comfortable as those found in TNG, DS9, and Voyager. The universal translators are essentially already in full flow, there's a little too much computer control on the ship for the "just beginning" aspect to really grab me; presumably not so to those who are putting up the money :)

      Perhaps I had the unrealistic expectation of something a little darker and edgier than what had gone before in Voyager, something a little more DS9, perhaps. Except in a ship.

    23. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really need a TV, No

      an internet connection, Free dialup

      and name-brand groceries? Locally produced name-brand, organic where possible

      Why don't you take the bus instead of owning a car, Own a car, but walk to work

      Do you really need a house? Couldn't you get by just fine in a small apartment, Yes

      Why are you buying new clothes instead of just borrowing from others? They need clothes too. Have you ever been in a thrift store?

      Why are you drinking beer, when that $5 would innoculate an African child against several life-threatening diseases? Okay you found my weakness, I drink lots of expensive beer.

      How can you not hate yourself for not feeling the guilt you should over your outrageously self indulgent lifestyle, with your 'groceries' and '50 channels of TV' Actually, I think a little guilt about that lifestyle is in order. I think that lifestyle is selfish, wasteful and outright immoral. Keep in mind that nearly all the shiny new stuff you enjoy is created via exploitation of other human beings and the world we live in.

      -Rick

    24. Re:Um... no. by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      If they're brainless, don't give them money. Wait for all this to be over, get Stracynski and Sci-Fi together to make it good. *shrug*

    25. Re:Um... no. by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      I agree wholeheartedly with most of that. By the way, the used clothing market is in no way flooded - as long as you aren't buying warm clothes, you aren't hurting anybody by shopping thrift. I don't even own a car - I cycle and bus everywhere, buy organic, have an internet connection (required for work), no TV, apartment. Your final comments are dead on. Live sustainably.

    26. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that nearly all the shiny new stuff you enjoy is created via exploitation of other human beings and the world we live in.

      Well, if you enjoy that shiny computer full of RAM, then I say keep exploiting me! I'll happily continue being exploited to the tune of $100k per year to keep your computer full of shiny memory! It's OK - I don't mind!

      And as for the rest of your post, I don't feel any guilt over my lifestyle. My parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, etc., worked their asses off so that I could enjoy it. I worked pretty damned hard, too. You're welcome to feel as guilty as you like, but I'm not going to throw away the sacrifices that came before me just to make make some namby-pamby bleeding heart feel better.

    27. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you really are perfect. good for you!
      you want a gold star, don't you? okay...here you go!
      i'm surprised you didn't mention you were vegan and voted for ralph nader. and you recycle everything too...

    28. Re:Um... no. by foolip · · Score: 1

      I am not the original poster, but a few things need to be said. This is not a moral sermon or the Real Ultimate Truth(tm), just my views. I mean, how can anyone cash their unemployment/social security check with a clear conscience, knowing that there are people starving somewhere? A good question. Shouldn't we feel guilt if we live in surplus but keep everything for ourselves? We should balance our funding. Of course. The original poster didn't appear to be saying that all money should go to the most important cause, and your slippery slope argument stating that's where we'll end up is a mystery to me. Do you really think that's a place we're likely end up if we suggest spending money on starvation in Sudan instead of entertainment? Funding (private and from the worlds governments) are not currently balanced according to the needs of others. If the objective is to help others then its obviously rediculous to give away all your money. Even if its a large one-time donation you'll crash your private economy and make it difficult for you to go on doing whatever you're doing, thus making certain that those you wish to help can get no further help from you, and possible you will find yourself where you're the one who needs help to survive. We should, as you say, balance our funding, and we don't do that by giving it all away. That doesn't show in any way that we can happily go on bying widescreen TVs and do nothing to help those in a life-threatening situation. Plus, it's THEIR MONEY. They can spend it however they want. I doubt you really believe that. If I were to spend my money in a way that harms other, for example by giving away substandard food or contraceptives in order to cause malnourishment and unwanted pregnancies, would I be doing nothing wrong because it was my money to spend? Now, if others are harmed because I neglect to spend my money helping them, am I really free from blame? Is there no obligation to help, at least when the price to pay is something trivial like entertainment, luxory electronics and the like? Would you want someone coming to your house and criticising you like that? I expect others to critisize me if my actions are immoral/unethical. Why should we assume that we the way we are living is OK? So maybe critisism is not always the best tactic towards all people, but surely we need to question our way of life at times. It may not be comfortable, and the conclusions even less comfortable to implement, but that's what basic honesty demands. It's not about being a saint either, just honestly trying your best. How can you not hate yourself for not feeling the guilt you should over your outrageously self indulgent lifestyle, with your 'groceries' and '50 channels of TV'? The obvious way to note hate yourself for leading such a life is by not leading sucha life. I'm not saying that we should give to the point to where we are starving ourself, but there needs to be some balance.

    29. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefly is very good, if watched in the right order. But thanks to Fox it wasn't and it ruined the ratings. But ofcoz that you didn't like it migth be the fact that you really didn't. But many others did.

    30. Re:Um... no. by foolip · · Score: 1

      Sorry, now in a readable format.

      I am not the original poster, but a few things need to be said. This is not a moral sermon or the Real Ultimate Truth(tm), just my views.

      I mean, how can anyone cash their unemployment/social security check with a clear conscience, knowing that there are people starving somewhere?

      A good question. Shouldn't we feel guilt if we live in surplus but keep everything for ourselves?

      We should balance our funding.

      Of course. The original poster didn't appear to be saying that all money should go to the most important cause, and your slippery slope argument stating that's where we'll end up is a mystery to me. Do you really think that's a place we're likely end up if we suggest spending money on starvation in Sudan instead of entertainment? Funding (private and from the worlds governments) are not currently balanced according to the needs of others.

      If the objective is to help others then its obviously rediculous to give away all your money. Even if its a large one-time donation you'll crash your private economy and make it difficult for you to go on doing whatever you're doing, thus making certain that those you wish to help can get no further help from you, and possible you will find yourself where you're the one who needs help to survive. We should, as you say, balance our funding, and we don't do that by giving it all away. That doesn't show in any way that we can happily go on bying widescreen TVs and do nothing to help those in a life-threatening situation.

      Plus, it's THEIR MONEY. They can spend it however they want.

      I doubt you really believe that. If I were to spend my money in a way that harms other, for example by giving away substandard food or contraceptives in order to cause malnourishment and unwanted pregnancies, would I be doing nothing wrong because it was my money to spend? Now, if others are harmed because I neglect to spend my money helping them, am I really free from blame? Is there no obligation to help, at least when the price to pay is something trivial like entertainment, luxory electronics and the like?

      Would you want someone coming to your house and criticising you like that?

      I expect others to critisize me if my actions are immoral/unethical. Why should we assume that we the way we are living is OK? So maybe critisism is not always the best tactic towards all people, but surely we need to question our way of life at times. It may not be comfortable, and the conclusions even less comfortable to implement, but that's what basic honesty demands. It's not about being a saint either, just honestly trying your best.

      How can you not hate yourself for not feeling the guilt you should over your outrageously self indulgent lifestyle, with your 'groceries' and '50 channels of TV'?

      The obvious way to note hate yourself for leading such a life is by not leading sucha life. I'm not saying that we should give to the point to where we are starving ourself, but there needs to be some balance.

    31. Re:Um... no. by hikerhat · · Score: 1

      You can't counter one fallacy with another. Sillyness will ensue.

    32. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he did already

    33. Re:Um... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, now in a readable format.

      Now you tell me.

    34. Re:Um... no. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Oh he will be nailed in the final episode ;)

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    35. Re:Um... no. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I am so sick of this red herring fallacy. There is always something more worthwhile to spend our money on.

      Then its not a fallacy. Just be honest: We don't really give a shit about others dying.

      How can the government give money to the military when our schools and hospitals are so desperately in need of cash?

      Because you need a bit army to illegally invade all the small defenceless countries of the world, and it wouldn't be possible if you actually had an educated population.
      Yes, of course we should provide money to other causes, but your argument is the top of a slippery slope that ends with the conclusion that we should devote ALL our money to the most worthy cause, with NO money for any other cause. This is clearly silly.

      Its not silly from a humane viewpoint: Then the problems would be solved one by one and in the end you'd have money for fun.

      Plus, it's THEIR MONEY. They can spend it however they want.

      And we have a right to have an opinion about that.

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  9. Why? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Aren't there better destinations for donations?

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    1. Re:Why? by TEMM · · Score: 1

      NO, because obviously a half assed attempt at the star trek liscence is better than aids research, cancer research, drug rehab, homeless shelters...

    2. Re:Why? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      I think Star Trek isn't in the list of possible donations in Affero for a reason

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    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The day you give $3M to any chairty is the day you can bitch about what charity someone else gives $3M to.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why the fuck is it that idiots like you think that money should only go to your "good causes" (tm)? It's their money, they can spend it however they like! You don't know that they haven't already given to those other causes either.

      Tell you what, next time you think about upgrading or buying a new computer/TV/ Microwave or anything, just give that money to charity instead. After all, you don't need a new one, you can get by fine with what you have. Also, you don't need that new game or book, so give the money to charity.

      These guys are paying for something they think is worthwhile. Quit complaining that the money would be "better spent elsewhere"(tm).

    5. Re:Why? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      1. I don't think Star Trek counts as charity
      2. If one had to be in the same situation as the one being criticized, progress'd be a bitch.

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    6. Re:Why? by TEMM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A) Enterprise doesnt count as a charity, since it was on the air to make money, and was removed because it wasnt. Period. B) I dont have $3M to donate to anything, i do however donate used clothes to the salvation army, donate money to various community orgs (even when i dont really have the money) and ive participated in a ton of other forms of community fund raising. People with that much money have a responsibility to the public to not donate it to a stupid cause like saving a tv show that will no doubt be replaced by another series in the not so distant future. 3 million dollars could have put 30 homeless families into decent houses, or probably helped habitat for humanity build many more than that. Or bought food for a few hundred families for a year. If you cant see that you dont deserve to call yourself a human being.

    7. Re:Why? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1
      These guys are paying for something they think is worthwhile. Quit complaining that the money would be "better spent elsewhere"(tm).

      You're right. However, if "idiots like me" never posted this, "idiots like me" would remain having a (I think) wrong point of view. Instead of bitching about how "dickhead" or idiotic the other is, try to go to the point. Internet is just another medium, don't say what you wouldn't in person.
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    8. Re:Why? by carninja · · Score: 1

      I think what the parent meant was giving _out_ of charity, not nessecarily to a charity. And honestly, it's not our money, we can't tell them what to do with it. Let 'em do what they want.

    9. Re:Why? by TEMM · · Score: 1

      This is true, but there is no reason we cant give our opinions in the hope that someone is listening and might not make a stupid decision like that in the future.

    10. Re:Why? by ApewithGun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>Aren't there better destinations for donations?

      NO! There is no better use for THEIR money!

      I am soooo sick of all of the holier than thou posters who feel that any time money is spent that it should be spent to feed the homeless, fight AIDS, fund anti-terrorism, or cure halitosis.

      As long as they earned it/raised it legally there is absolutely no reason that they shouldn't spend it however they want. If donating to the above causes is how you want to spend the fruits of your labor then so be it. On the other hand, if sticking the money in a stripper's g-string makes you happy it's just as legitimate a usage.

      The last freedom you have is your choice of spending the fruits of your labor the way you want to.

    11. Re:Why? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Now you make me feel guilty. Why did I buy that twenty cent cup of coffee when I could have put it in the charity box.

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    12. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you know what they say opinions are like. And you're being one.

  10. Euthanasia by lbmouse · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please, just let the show die with a little dignity.

    1. Re:Euthanasia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the problem. The shows just got good. And we'll be damned if we'll let the suits kill it now that is has, dammit.

    2. Re:Euthanasia by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      And we'll be damned if we'll let the suits kill it now that is has, dammit.

      The "suits" are not always right but they do have to respond to the market. It was a black day when they cancelled Family Guy, but the market has brought it back from the dead.

  11. Did this happen... by kunwon1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...when TOS, TNG, DS9 and Voyager were cancelled? I mean, I know that the fans have almost always been unanimous in their objections when one of the Treks have been cancelled, but are these huge monetary donations precedented?

    My point is this:

    Are people concerned about the series being cancelled, or are they concerned about the series being cancelled without another Trek incarnation on the horizon?

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    1. Re:Did this happen... by carninja · · Score: 3, Informative

      TNG, DS9 and VOY weren't cancelled, their series was ended. That's like saying "Seinfield" was cancelled. It was simply time to move on. Only TOS got cancelled.

    2. Re:Did this happen... by HexRei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's worth keeping in mind that this is the first Trek since TOS that is being cancelled without another Trek series launching.

    3. Re:Did this happen... by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

      When TOS was cancelled, there was a letter-writing campaign by fans. In fact, there was a campaign at the end of every season of TOS, because it was constantly in danger of cancellation due to the network not quite knowing what to do with it.

      There were no campaigns for TNG, DS9 and VOY because they weren't cancelled; they ran seven seasons apiece, then came to natural conclusions.

      -Stephen

    4. Re:Did this happen... by lukedukekiwi · · Score: 1

      Well i would prefer some trek to always be on, but im not all that concerned about enterprise. I had been quite an enterprise supporter and was really happy when it was not cancelled last season. But having subsequently watched the new battlestar galactica, and catching up on the last couple of seasons of the some-what average voyager this year, enterprise just does not cut it. Enterprise just looks cheap, stories and characters are uninspired, i dont think ill miss this series when it finishes. But saying that i hope a new trek series set further in the future appears on the horizon soon. Personally, prequels suck, would rather they keep things going forward

    5. Re:Did this happen... by brouski · · Score: 1

      There was even a larger public outcry each year when they threatened to cancel TOS, but the only thing they asked people to sign were letters, not checks. This plea for financial aid strikes me as a little distasteful.

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    6. Re:Did this happen... by Meowing · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily the money part, but large and visible protests are kind of traditional. It's been happening since 1968.

    7. Re:Did this happen... by snooo53 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I think people are more concerned that the series is being cancelled just as it is starting to get good. All the other series, except for TOS, had a good run and were then gracefully let go rather than cancelled. For a perfect example of what happens when you let a series go too long just look at X-Files. After the 7th season, the two main actors hardly wanted to be in it anymore, and the producers start adding gimmicks like throwing a baby into the mix; the one thing guaranteed to kill a show.

      I think that people aren't so concerned about the lack of another Trek series on the horizon, but the fact that this one is being cancelled just as we are getting good plots and good characterization. Yes, B&B made some tremendous mistakes the first 3 seasons, but the show should be judged on the merits of *this* season, not the mistakes of the past.

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    8. Re:Did this happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Seinfield was cancelled because they couldn't afford to pay the actors for another season. Same with Friends.

      Apparently, the standard acting contract ends after 7 years, which means that shows either have to pay much more, or replace them with new actors. That's the main reason that every Trek show gets taken off the air in 7 years. If Voyager was as popular as Friends, they would have left it on the air.

    9. Re:Did this happen... by carninja · · Score: 1

      Typically when an actor doesn't want to participate in a show anymore, they start asking for outrageous (even for seinfield) sums of money to continue, knowing full and well that the network won't cough up that kind of money. On the off chance that they do, then hey, more money. It's simply a negotiation tactic, agents use it all the time. Besides, 7 seems to be a good number for a trek series. It's kinda an unwritten rule.

    10. Re:Did this happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You entirely missed the point that it IS a written rule (acting contracts).

    11. Re:Did this happen... by nine-times · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, Seinfield was cancelled because they couldn't afford to pay the actors for another season. Same with Friends.

      Sort of. Bottom line was, the actors didn't really want to do the show anymore. In each case, the actors stuck around a couple seasons longer than they wanted to because the money was so good, so insofar as the actors might have continued on if he were offered a billion dollars an episode, it could be said that "they couldn't afford to pay the actors". However, with the example of Seinfeld, the larger issue was that Seinfeld was very vocal about not wanting to do the show anymore, wanting to end it before they ruined the show, and he didn't need the money, so it's not clear that any amount of money would have gotten him to continue any longer.

    12. Re:Did this happen... by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

      I would prefer a GOOD trek to always be on. Let this crappy one die so they can eventually make a new one. The longer Enterprise ruins the Star Trek name, the harder it's going to be to convince the network to try another one.

      "Another Trek? But we ran Enterprise for years! It tanked! I mean, Trekkies even thought it sucked! No more Trek for a long, long time."

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    13. Re:Did this happen... by Kimos · · Score: 1

      I grew up watching Star Trek with my family. As each series ended there was always a new one that was just starting up...

      Enterprise is good, but not that good. I'm pretty sure all these donations are coming in to keep any new Star Trek on the air. Odds are way better that you can renew an old show as compared to start production of a new one!

    14. Re:Did this happen... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      For me it's two things. First, there has been a Trek incarnation on the air since 1987. Second, and even more important, what will replace Enterprise? As bad as the first 3 seasons of Enterprise were, the (un)reality crap is even worse. If they replace Enterprise with THAT, that really would sux!

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    15. Re:Did this happen... by profzoom · · Score: 1

      Getting very off-topic here, but it's SeinFELD.

    16. Re:Did this happen... by KlomDark · · Score: 0

      Beavis & Butthead made tremendous mistakes? What, the Fire thing, or cutting off a grasshoppers head with a chainsaw?

    17. Re:Did this happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's what they will do, because almost everything else on UPN is reality-series crap or junky sitcoms. The ads for other shows they always run over the end of Enterprise make me shudder in horror. And change the channel.

    18. Re:Did this happen... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I think people are more concerned that the series is being cancelled just as it is starting to get good.

      That is troubling.
      Although it explains why Firefly got canned so fast ;-)

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    19. Re:Did this happen... by istewart · · Score: 1

      This only really happened with TOS, but sadly that was getting pretty bad in the 3rd season. However, it was something people hadn't seen before, and they wanted more.

      TNG, DS9, and Voyager were all pretty much planned to end, and each had a (fairly) satisfying finale that gave some amount of closure to the story.

      I think people are more concerned about the show being cancelled without any prospect for more new Trek at all. The show itself is getting better, but it's taken so long to get there with so much bad stuff as a leadup that I don't think there's a huge fanbase enthusiastic about Enterprise specifically. It's more the idea of bad Trek being better than no Trek at all.

    20. Re:Did this happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, B&B made some tremendous mistakes the first 3 seasons, but the show should be judged on the merits of *this* season, not the mistakes of the past.

      Why? Why shouldn't Enterprise be judged on their past seasons? It doesn't make sense to judge something _only_ on the things it does well.

      From what you wrote above, there were mistakes the first 3 seasons, but the fourth season was good. That translates to a 75% failure rate, and shows that quality is the exception with "Enterprise", not the rule. That alone is reason to cancel it.

      Let me put it another way. You're getting ready to have surgery. The nurse tells you, "The surgeon lost three of his last four patients, but the fourth is now the very picture of health!". Would you still be willing to go under his knife?
    21. Re:Did this happen... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...wanting to end it before they ruined the show,..." and ironically, ruined the show.

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    22. Re:Did this happen... by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      Hi,

      The other series weren't canceled anymore than Sex in the City or Seinfeld were "canceled." The natural and expected run of a ST series is 7 seasons. When they were recruiting actors for ENT, they specifically said they needed them around for seven seasons.

  12. That was close. by radiumhahn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahhhh....It's a dupe! I thought I stuck in a spatial distortion cause by a port lacelle malfunction that caused a rift in the space time continuum.

    1. Re:That was close. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the Tachyons!

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    2. Re:That was close. by werfele · · Score: 1
      a spatial distortion cause by a port lacelle malfunction
      I believe you mean nacelle.
    3. Re:That was close. by Reignking · · Score: 1

      I cannot believe you just corrected that.

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    4. Re:That was close. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Yes but you can easilly work around that problem by re-routing power through the EPS conduits. This also stops the sparks from flying out of all the control consoles on the bridge.

      I loved it when sparks fly out of their consoles whenever the ship takes a punishing. You'd think they would have the crew wear protective goggles whenever the red lights came on.

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  13. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by Fnagaton · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I always spell the piece of paper that detail payment instructions to the bank as "cheque" not "check". For example: "American Express Travelers Cheques"

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  14. Re:Lost faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a coincidence! Humanity completely lost faith in you just the other day!

  15. I hope the get enough money... by Raleel · · Score: 5, Funny

    to keep the show, and not enough to keep the title song

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    1. Re:I hope the get enough money... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      I wonder if Gwar would be willing to do the opening...

      Actually no... they should save Gwar for any Klingon based Star Trek shows.

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    2. Re:I hope the get enough money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our enterprise title music overlords. even if you uncultured /.ers don't

  16. Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by Xpilot · · Score: 5, Interesting
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    1. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by snooo53 · · Score: 1

      Did anyone look at the picture on that link?? Holy crap! They're bringing back the Enterprise-D!!! Woo-hoo!!

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    2. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully this time Wil Wheaton will be in it and they won't cut him out.

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    3. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear Wil pitched the movie. In it, Wesley uses his powers to go back in time and become an actor on a TV show about space travel where he saves the day repeatedly.

    4. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      No. Likely they just went and got some stock photo of an Enterprise ship to have some graphics on the page.

      It's highly unlikely there is even a finished plot for the next Star Trek movie at this point in time.

    5. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by Reignking · · Score: 1

      That was probably just a stock picture. The article had no details on any plot...

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    6. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Any bets as to whether or not they self-destruct, crash or otherwise destroy the shiny new Enterprise F?

      TNG was great, and I was as rabid a fan as any other, but IMO not a single one of the movies has captured what made the series great. They should have given up two movies ago.

    7. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

      Assuming this will actually happen, I wonder who's going to be in it. Last I heard, Patrick Stewart explicitly said he wasn't going to be in another Trek movie, so I somehow doubt that it'll be the TNG cast. And frankly, that's the only cast that would make a Trek movie worthwhile for me to see.

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    8. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by Reignking · · Score: 1

      I wonder about that -- before I saw the last movie, I really thought that they were going to kill him off.

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    9. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by profzoom · · Score: 1

      Some http://filmforce.ign.com/startrek/articles/529/529 522p1.htmlrumors that were going around last year indicated that a next movie wouldn't be about the TNG cast at all, but rather show an all new cast between Enterprise and TOS during the Romulan Wars.

    10. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

      I had heard some rumors along those lines, too. They'd have to do an incredible job to get me interested, though. They'd have to inspire interest in characters not yet seen AND overcome the odd-numbered-movie curse that seems to have plagued Star Trek since the beginning. I'm not saying I don't think they can do it, but I must admit to some skepticism.

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    11. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      Wont it be Enterprise E, seeing that it was in space dock undergoing repairs at the end of the last Star Trek movie. I think the better question is, will B4 become Data?

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    12. Re:Enterprise cancellation did not deter Berman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you're wondering, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408305/ is the IMDB page about this movie. I looked up the screenwriter, and it looks like he worked on Band of Brothers, so that's good. The production team doesn't seem to have done anything worthwhile. Cliff Bole (director) I remember from some episodes of DS9 but it looks like he worked on a lot of Voyager too. Well, nobody's perfect.

  17. So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What TV shows did Neil Armstrong and Gene Kranz get inspired by to ACTUALLY GET TO THE MOON!?

    1. Re:So.... by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1

      Probably oldies like 'Flash Gordon' and all the great radio dramas that played when they were younger. Maybe they even read Jules Verne or H.G. Wells! I didn't actually look this up, but if your thrust here is that the men who went to the moon didn't have any sci-fi inspiration, I am pointing out here that you could be quite wrong.

    2. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I'm pointing out is that if you go further and ask what inspired the authors of Flash Gordon et al, you'll get the ultimate answer: finding out about space is a basic human drive/curiousity.
      So don't worry about it is my point. My other point is that you can't replace drive and guts like they had in the 60s by mindless TV pablum and expect to get the same results as before.
      You want space? Reserve univerisities for people who show an actual desire for technology as opposed to turning them into diploma mills because our social model is flawed. (ie bachelor degrees for entry level jobs, because everyone else has a degree)

    3. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lost in Space?

    4. Re:So.... by EduardoFonseca · · Score: 1

      Well, since it was all staged up in Hollywood, I guess every fucking production to date.

    5. Re:So.... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      That's easy - there was a lot interest in sci-fi in the 50's, like early tv's Tom Corbet, interplanetary officer candidate.

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    6. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One of these days, Alice... bang, zoom... to the moon!"

    7. Re:So.... by Reignking · · Score: 1

      There was that show that Scott Bakula leaped into, with the old guy that was going senile and thought he could build a time machine. I think Scott leaped into "Future Boy"...and read his own letter. So, maybe that show inspired Neil Armstrong, as well...

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    8. Re:So.... by fvdham · · Score: 1

      2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

      Moon landing being in 1969.

    9. Re:So.... by Issue9mm · · Score: 0

      The Honeymooners?

      -9mm-

    10. Re:So.... by Lu+Xun · · Score: 1

      Inspiration is where you find it. To their generation it was probably Verne or even comics. I think Buck Rogers was on the air in the 50s, when Armstrong and company were young.

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    11. Re:So.... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      The Honeymooners, of course.

      Bang, zoom!

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    12. Re:So.... by RetiredMidn · · Score: 1
      What TV shows did Neil Armstrong and Gene Kranz get inspired by to ACTUALLY GET TO THE MOON!?

      In those days, people got their inspiration from things called "books" and sometimes "magazines". I refer you to Robert A. Heinlein and his contemporaries for examples. (Heinlein, for example, was memorialized in a ceremony at NASA shortly after his death.)

    13. Re:So.... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What TV shows did Neil Armstrong and Gene Kranz get inspired by to ACTUALLY GET TO THE MOON!?

      Maybe Star Trek.

      It predicted the exact day of the lauch of the first manned moon mission!
      (a wednesday!)

      Yes, manned moon landings were science fiction when Star Trek first aired... boggles the mind a bit, don't it?

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    14. Re:So.... by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      It predicted the exact day of the lauch of the first manned moon mission!

      No. They guessed which day of the week the launch would take place. They had a 1 in 7 chance of being right. If they had prediicted the date they would have said "July 16, 1969", which they did not. They didn't even say which year Appolo 11 launched.

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    15. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek first aired in 1966, we landed on the moon in 1969.

      Go figure.

    16. Re:So.... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If they had prediicted the date they would have said "July 16, 1969", which they did not.

      Did you hear that "whoosh" sound? That was the joke, going past you, at a hundred miles an hour!

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    17. Re:So.... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Star Trek was cancelled in 1969. The last episode aired June 3, only weeks before the moon landing.

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    18. Re:So.... by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      it went past the moderators, too.
      And it wasnt really written in a funny way.

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    19. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the nice thing about that episode was the old guy had the exact same time travel theory as sam, and infact built a time machine that started to leap him, but it failed to complete the process.

  18. Enterprise Doesn't Deserve to be Saved (SPOILERS) by carlhirsch · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this is true, Star Trek should sit on the bench for a good 15 years or so.

    (Found this on a random messageboard)
    Oh Fuck it...Trip dies at the end and the episode is a holographic program on the holodeck of the Enterprise-D (yes...D as in how DUMB can you get!)which Riker and Troi are observing. The series itself is not a hologram program, but the likelihood of bringing it back after this bullshit is practically zero. You may now commense your saber rattling. Q

    -carl

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  19. and what if .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paramount does a Lokitorrent ? Or even better, what if they just pocket the money and other companies get a bright idea to have consumers subsidize their production costs ?

    Sorry. Feeling overly cynical today. Maybe.

    1. Re:and what if .... by Bam359 · · Score: 1

      I agree, in the past I might have donated to something like this, not any more. I would be willing to pledge as these people have done, but no more of my money is going to the latest scam on the net.

  20. How far 3 million would go by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2

    Figure between one and two million per episode, so a ballpark number for a season would be thirty million.

    I wonder if three million is enough to buy out Berman's contract and get him to retire, which would really save Star Trek.

    1. Re:How far 3 million would go by Dehumanizer · · Score: 1

      Who's the moron who modded this a troll? It's absolutely true.

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  21. Re:Nice "fix" for the dupe Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    'Bigger Checks' preferably made out to 'Taco'

  22. I am a Trek Fan by drewzhrodague · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, I have been inspired by Star Trek, but I do not work on space vehicles, or even pieces of them -- I wish I did.

    Star Trek, and other Sci-Fi shows have influenced me since I was a small kid, with images of Captain Kirk and the Gorn duking it out. My Pop and I would watch, and have discussions of the future all throughout my childhood, adolescense, and (whatever excuse for) adulthood.

    Trek is Trek, and I appreciate even Captain janeway and her personal issues to shows depicting people less interesting than I with their goofy friends.

    Because of Star Trek (in any format), my goal is to help build the future.

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    1. Re:I am a Trek Fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [con't]

      My name is namedrewzhrodague and I am a nerd.

    2. Re:I am a Trek Fan by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Star Trek, and other Sci-Fi shows have influenced me since I was a small kid, with images of Captain Kirk and the Gorn duking it out. My Pop and I would watch, and have discussions of the future all throughout my childhood, adolescense, and (whatever excuse for) adulthood.

      The Gorn episode just got my dad and I to beat the crap out of each other in the back yard. It did teach me how to make gunpowder, but the downside is I miss my dad.

  23. Some more info... by Malfourmed · · Score: 4, Informative
    At this post at the TrekBBS forum one of the campaign organisers reveals that the donor is not Richard Branson (as was speculated by some) "but funny you should mention him", that two more Fortune 500 companies were interested and that the 'set' at paramount already knew the news before it was made public.

    Later in the thread that the above post appears in it's explained that although the funds were not actually transferred to the campaign (can you imagine the Paypal fee on three million bucks?!), a contract was signed formalising the pledge, hence the reason for the delay in announcing the donation.

  24. Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. a fool and his money are soon parted.

    1. Re:Just goes to show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fool and his mod-points are soon parted as well.

    2. Re:Just goes to show... by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      I wish I was foolish enough to have 3million bucks to just throw at TV studios who already have too much money.

      Were they still fools when the _got_ that kind of cash?

      This is my new excuse for being poor - "I coulda been rich but I am not enough of a fool..."

  25. News to You by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The difference between "news" and "entertainment" stories is that news stories are ongoing, while entertainment ends with the punchline. Because news is just messages about the real world, where events have consequences and interrelationships. I know it's hard to recognize news, now that all the TV, radio, newspaper and other media that call themselves "news" are really just killing time, giving the weatherman a straightline, or spinning something politically damaging. But real news requires updates and context, and often has wild tangents that tell compelling details about something important, without any celebrity gossip. We now return you to your regularly scheduled infotainvert.

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  26. Spell check spell check spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "doner" reminds me of "boner" ...speaking of which, I have one, but not for this website.

    donor, you assclowns. Use fucking spell-check.

  27. Tubular Bells by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "At this post at the TrekBBS forum one of the campaign organisers reveals that the donor is not Richard Branson (as was speculated by some) "

    We will have to see about that, when Season 4 starts and there is a big red "V" on the hull of the ship. The despised theme song at last is replaced with "Tubular Bells" (pronounced Chewbular Bells by Branson).

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    1. Re:Tubular Bells by Malfourmed · · Score: 0
      A big red "V"? You saying Branson is a rat-eating alien?


      That makes an uncanny kind of sense actually...

    2. Re:Tubular Bells by BenBenBen · · Score: 2, Funny
      The despised theme song at last is replaced with "Tubular Bells" (pronounced Chewbular Bells by Branson).
      And, y'know, 60 million other English people.
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    3. Re:Tubular Bells by drsquare · · Score: 1

      "Tubular Bells" (pronounced Chewbular Bells by Branson).

      How else are you planning on pronouncing it? "Tub-ular"? "Two-bular"? After a certain age you get over the impulse to pronounce words based on how they're spelt. Hint: English isn't a phoenetic language.

  28. The NoAd probe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the fans manage to cough up enough to pay for another season of Enterprise, does that mean it will air with no commercials?

    1. Re:The NoAd probe by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Good one ...

      You're joking, right?

  29. True. Very True by eno2001 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Star Trek the Original series is where I first learned the word "computer" when I was a three year old (c. 1973). The next week I tried to build one using all my wind up toys, string and the legs of the kitchen table. My mom asked what I was doing and I said, "building a computer". It was an obsession that continues to this day. At that age, Star Trek posed the concept to me of a machine that could figure anything out and answer all my questions. What child wouldnt' be inspired by that?

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  30. Oh shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This is the same stupid "argument" people use everytime someone is raising money for a cause they feel is less important than some other cause. If we followed your thought, we'd raise money only for the single largest problem on Earth (Cancer, AIDS, whatever) and ignore everything else.

    If your cause has merit, people will choose to donate, but they should still feel free, and not-guilty, to donate to other things they care about.

    1. Re:Oh shut up by sam_handelman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First off, you are mistaken about the logical end-point of the grandparents "thought". Since we are working under conditions of diminishing returns, it makes sense to spread money/effort between a number of different problems - so even if AIDS is more important as a health problem than cancer, we still want to spend money on both of them.

      Secondly, the argument is not only that there are many causes more worthy of their several million dollars, but that this particular cause has no worthy or socially redeeming value at all! They are using donations to prop up a for-profit enterprise (ahyuck! I made a funny!). If they wanted to take that money, produce a sci-fi show, and give it away to the general public, that would be worthy.

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    2. Re:Oh shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um....you must not be paying attention, because that's EXACTLY what the fans are trying to do, bud.

    3. Re:Oh shut up by clambake · · Score: 1

      Secondly, the argument is not only that there are many causes more worthy of their several million dollars, but that this particular cause has no worthy or socially redeeming value at all!

      That's the point, these doners DO think there is a worthwhile cause here. They believe that people who watch Enterprise are more likely to be interested in ubiquitous space travel NOW as opposed to "some day in the future". In the short term this means money for the doner's companies...

      But in the long term, these are the kinds of people who will help us actually get off this rock in a cost-effective way, so that we can utilize the limitless resources of the universe... and once we are utilizing resources from space, guess what, poverty as you know it, (and economics in general, as you know it) fades away.

  31. from a philosophical standpoint by stormi · · Score: 0

    from a philosophical standpoint i think that the donation is a good idea. why?

    the trekkies really wanted another show, and the trekkies all got together and protested and raised money, and made some noise. it might not be an important cause, it might even be a stupid cause, but it was a cause, and they fought for it!

    today's society (at least from my perspective) seems extremely apathetic about everything. even issues we have problems with, we tend to just ignore and shrug and figure either a) it's not worth it, or b) it'll fix itself eventually. people simply can't be bothered to make a statement. (or at least large numbers of people).

    these trekkies made some noise and were noticed by some people who actually could make a difference. if nothing else, this might give people the motivation to speak up on a few other subjects, and perhaps get some recognition. (i know, my optimism is really pushing the barriers here...).

    for those of you that want star trek to die: then don't watch it. no one is asking you to watch it or like it. it's out there for the people that want it.

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  32. The $3 million doner by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but Taco also had to point out about the biggest doners. That's newsworthy in itself.. a $3 million doner.. tasty!

  33. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by nick-less · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Donors", not "doners".

    Hm... doughnuts ...

  34. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by katsiris · · Score: 1

    Of course, I should mention that this obviously turns up no errors. He could even have put a 'z' in there and nothing would happen. The Czech is in the mail!

  35. If it's inspiration you're after ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Air it on PBS, the network that listens to all those crazy Dr. Who fans!

  36. Theme Song? by bpfinn · · Score: 0

    Star Trek has inspired us, and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song...

    WTF?

    (I agree with the sentiment of the song, but I really dislike the song itself.)

  37. They are also responsible for QUALITY. by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While i applaud the intentions of these donors, indeed the entire "save enterprise" foundation is an amazing initiative of fans attempting to keep a show they love alive.

    However, Enterprise is horrible... Voyager was bad... but Enterprise is REALLY bad. I know im really drawing straws between determining which one is worse... but that really is non releveant to the point.

    The show was and is very terribly made and is even contradictory to what the intentions of gene rodenberys universe were. It's lost it's multi-culturalism, the founding principle and indeed the trademark difference star trek brought from it's very first iteration throughout the rest of it's tenure. "Enterprise" is nearly an all-white western crew with the exception of a black driver and a vulcan.

    This is NOT the vision of our future Gene painted, and it is NOT star trek.

    I understand the fans love this show for some strange reason, or maybe they simply love the Star Trek universe and will bear the burden of this worst incarnation just to keep it going... but i believe their efforts... and money.... would much better spent on getting paramount to create a new quality star trek true to its roots.

    Abandon the scot bacula, the country western intro, the nearly all-white and all-western crap of a show theyve created, and return to what star trek was supposed to be.

    If you havent forgotten, Trek was supposed to be about a HOPE for humanities united front against "the final frontier". At last mankinds differences werent as great as the difficulties in facing a diverse and strange universe beyond our little backwater pond of a planet.

    This money should be spent creating a show with better writers, a better cast and crew, and something far more canon than they have been. I would much rather see the rise of anything at least on the level of deep space nine, than any continuance of this voyager "enterprise" drivel.

    3 million could at least hire better writers, and change the cast.

    Lastly, these guys hit it on the head when they said that star trek's important role in our society is inspiration, there is no doubt it's had a cultural impact of untold magnitude by instilling the grandest dreams in our children of decades ago to even now with the belief that we could at least try to make this great society of our future. An earth united, and the stars at our footsteps... let us not let it be so easily trampled upon by cheap writers and bad marketers.

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    1. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apparently not everyone shares your opinion on the quality of Enterprise

    2. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by snooo53 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Enterprise" is nearly an all-white western crew with the exception of a black driver and a vulcan.

      Then again, Star Trek TNG in season 1 was a nearly an all-white crew with the exception of a black driver and an andriod, and look what they managed to do.

      But you do have good points... especially about the cost per episode and the type of writing it's buying. If I had spent 3 million of my own money to produce a star trek show, I'd be pretty pissed off if I got almost any of the episodes in seasons 1-3. The problem with these large organizations, like any large company...is that large amounts of money get thrown around at problems without anyone really being accountable or using the money wisely... because it's not directly impacting their paycheck. B & B probably have contracts and options such that even if they drive the show to the ground, they'll still do alright, just like a lot of CEOs today.

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    3. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by yincrash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The bridge crew consisted of:
      Captain Jonathan Archer (a San Francisco native?)
      Dr. Phlox (a Denobulan)
      Subcommander/Commander T'Pol (a Vulcan)
      Lt. Malcolm Reed (a Brit)
      Ensign Travis Mayweather (a Space Boomer)
      Ensign Hoshi Sato (? previously working in Brazil?)
      Commander Charles "Trip" Tucker III (a Southerner)

      That's what? Three 'white' people? Out of a senior staff of seven. That's hardly 'all-white'. If you've seen the show, you'd know it is about mankind facing the harshness of the unknown without resorting to any sort of stereotypes.

    4. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by g00n · · Score: 1

      as for the "NOT the vison of our future Gene painted"

      You're not factoring in that this is first earth ventures into distance space. They're contact with the universe is being heavily controlled by the vulcans. Which Archer was complaining about constantly in the beginning. If they havn't been adventuring and meeting other cultures yet, how are they going to gain the trust and learn to trust them enough to let them join the crew of the first major venture into space?

      The cultural diversity of the crew would come as they venture and make friends and learn to trust these cultures with their ships.

      Does this not make sense?

    5. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by Gondola · · Score: 1

      Since Enterprise takes place historically EARLIER than TOS, why would you expect it to be the perfect future society?

      The Federation is something that evolves over time. It obviously didn't start out as some Utopian dream, but it started somewhere. We're seeing a budding Federation and we're seeing a the precursor to TOS. TOS, where Kirk cheated on his test, fought, and brawled. Where his engineer drank real liquor instead of synthahol. Where Spock was discriminated against because of his race. Where rules were broken and wars were fought.

      We should expect Enterprise to land, in terms of human progress, somewhere between modern day and TOS, and to encounter and address issues that people of the TOS period had already overcome.

    6. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      an all-white crew with the exception of a black driver and an andriod

      Hollywood casting and producers... they do get in the way of a good show, don't they?

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    7. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Enterprise" is nearly an all-white western crew with the exception of a black driver and a vulcan.
      Hoshi Sato - now there's a down-home white American male name if I ever heard one.
    8. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, Enterprise is horrible... Voyager was bad... but Enterprise is REALLY bad.

      That's totally a matter of taste. You don't care for the show. Obviously the donors do. No one is putting a gun to your head and telling you to donate to help save a show you don't like. You have the right to spend your money how you choose, and so do they.

      Abandon the scot bacula, the country western intro, the nearly all-white and all-western crap of a show theyve created, and return to what star trek was supposed to be.

      Who decides what Star Trek is supposed to be? Gene Roddenberry created it back in the 60's, but he's been dead for over ten years now. It is no longer his, and the rotting hunk of flesh in the graveyard doesn't care about Trek in the least. The people who decide are the viewers and the fans. They vote with their remote controls and their dollars. I agree with the losing the theme, but it's only what, 60 seconds? Mute your TV, the visuals still look good. As for the all-white, all-western, I take it you didn't see Malcolm (white but not Western), Travis (not white at all, although I can understand why you might have missed him), Hoshi (also not white), and several speaking roles by Hispanic and Asian MACOs in season 3 (Daniel Dae Kim was one, in 'The Xindi'). There's also the Denobulan doctor and the Vulcan woman, who, while played by white actors, are not realy white chracters. Racial integration and acceptance doesn't mean every company should have a member of every type and colour and race of humanity involved, it means a world where colour is no longer a consideration. I think Enterprise and Star Trek have done a wonderful job in portraying this kind of future. No one in the show ever said a thing about Tuvok being a black Vulcan, and there's never been (to my knowledge) any distinction between racialness portaryed on Enterprise. They are all just humans (except the aliens, of course).

      Anyways, your opinion on the quality of the show is immaterial. These people like it enough to pay big dollars to see it. They have the right to do that, just as you have the right not to.

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    9. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by barawn · · Score: 1

      "Enterprise" is nearly an all-white western crew with the exception of a black driver and a vulcan.

      And a Brit - well, that's "western" in the sense of "western culture..."

      And an Asian woman.

      Wait, that's uh... roughly the same percentage of racial diversity as the original crew.

      TOS: One black woman, one Vulcan man, one male engineer with an accent, one Russian man, an American captain and doctor, and an Asian man.

      Enterprise: One black man, one Asian woman, one British man, one male engineer with an accent, one Asian woman, an American captain, and a Vulcan woman (and a Denobulan doctor).

      Except for the Denobulan replacing an American, and a British man replacing a Russian man, they look remarkably similar, don't they?

      Abandon the scot bacula

      The fact that you can't spell the lead actor's name right (who's quite well known) kindof weakens your (already weak) argument.

    10. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awwww...comon! Enterprise is *before* Starfleet. It's that transitional era when we when from barbarism to enlightenment, and in that sense every gripe you listed is justified and makes it even more true to the Roddenberry universe.

    11. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by laird · · Score: 1

      Remember when the Enterprise crew list was leaked, and everyone thought that it had to be a fake because it was so derivative of the previous Trek shows? I wish that analysis had been correct -- the cast feels like the cast of previous Trek's rotated slightly (this time the southerner is the Weapons Officer instead of the Doctor, and we'll have alien instead of a hologram). It's a shame that the writing is so bad -- the acting is first rate, the effects are great, etc., but until the last few episodes I was _hoping_ that they'd cancel Enterprise (and fire B&B) and try again in a year or two.

    12. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      "Enterprise" is nearly an all-white western crew with the exception of a black driver and a vulcan.

      Hehe, it's just like Galaxy Quest.

      Never give up, never surrender :)

    13. Re:They are also responsible for QUALITY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly disasgree...Enterprise is back on track with the Roddenberry's original intent, adding a moral message into the mix. TOS did that--you'll note it if you compare TOS to the thoughts of that time period. Enterprise does the same for today.

      Problem is that audiences are fickle today. They want action, fighting, anything quick and now. Anything that requires thought and they get bored. The problem is, barring the Trekkies, audiences have changed in the last 30 years. Too bad.

      I hope the campaign ensures Enterprise's life for at least another few years (to make it 7, and allow us to see the development of the Federation, as I am sure was the intent of this "series").

  38. They like the Theme Song! by EduardoFonseca · · Score: 1, Funny

    From TFA:

    ...The people airing this kind of TV have a responsibility; inspiration. Star Trek has inspired us, and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song that tells so much about our struggle to move space travel forward and closer to the public...

    Well. Now I get that theme song thing!

    1. Re:They like the Theme Song! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the theme song sucks, but the intro its put to is really good

  39. Brings up a good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If fans raise the money to get the show made, who gets the ad money, future royalties, etc? If they made a DVD set, would any money be paid back to the people donating?

    1. Re:Brings up a good question by Freexe · · Score: 1
      On the website it says they would let Paramount keep all royalties and ad money etc...

      They just want to get the show aired and don't care about the politics/money

      --
      "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
    2. Re:Brings up a good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a pretty sweet deal for UPN. Free show PLUS ad/etc money!

    3. Re:Brings up a good question by Malfourmed · · Score: 4, Informative

      Part of the TrekUnited charter was that all donations be made with no strings attached. Ie, donators give up all claims on profits or ownership.

    4. Re:Brings up a good question by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Amazing publicity as well. It might even push up the viewing figures.

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      -- Using the preview button since 2005
    5. Re:Brings up a good question by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      So they're basically asking folks to just throw their money at Paramount to continue producing a television series with mediocre ratings. So that Paramount can then ultimately cancel it (let's imagine it actually makes it to seven seasons), and then start selling DVD sets of the show?!?!



      Last time I checked, amazon.com was selling the
      first season of Deep Space 9 for $103.99!! Compare that to the price for the
      first season of Stargate SG-1 at $52.47,... Now, we all know the, "true cost" of producing DVDs these days, and given that, even the Stargate guys are making a buttload of profit off of their DVD sets ... think of the mad money that Paramount is raking in from TNG, DS9, and VOY (oh yeah, not to forget about thos original series back in the 60s),...



      Granted, I like Enterprise and all, especially now that the show is actually getting good this season (and not to forget about T'Pol's boobies ;-). But donating cash to a show/producer to produce a series that they're ultimately going to profit on like crazy in the long run is just insane. If Enterprise is to be saved, the fans need to make the clear case to Paramount that they want it to continue, without simply "donating" money to the studio. They need to convince the execs that the fan base is out there and they will be able to make money from advertising on the show. But I sure as hell ain't gonna donate money to a company that's practically ripping its fans off at the DVD store after the show!

    6. Re:Brings up a good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pretty good deal for the viewers too. $30 (along with the other donating viewers) for 22 hours (probably including commercials) of entertainment.

    7. Re:Brings up a good question by Renegrade · · Score: 1
      If Enterprise is to be saved, the fans need to make the clear case to Paramount that they want it to continue, without simply "donating" money to the studio. They need to convince the execs that the fan base is out there and they will be able to make money from advertising on the show. But I sure as hell ain't gonna donate money to a company that's practically ripping its fans off at the DVD store after the show!

      Isn't throwing lots of money at someone a really, really persuasive way of making a convincing case? I know that would work on me! ;p Mind you, Paramount should have already responded with three mil being offered. How many other shows have that much donation? How many have ANY donation at all?

    8. Re:Brings up a good question by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "But I sure as hell ain't gonna donate money to a company that's practically ripping its fans off at the DVD store after the show!"

      Ripping them off? Please.

      A.) If the fans are paying for it, then supply and demand.

      B.) You can easily find re-runs of ANY of the Trek series (- animated) nearly any time of day.

      Calm down, man.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:Brings up a good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, skip TV and just put it on DVD and have people pay the same.

    10. Re:Brings up a good question by barawn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is everyone convinced that the Nielsen ratings are perfect? Do you think it's a coincidence that most of the "Save XXX" campaigns that have succeeded ("Felicity", "Farscape") have been on minor networks? Why do you think they succeeded? Because they provided the networks with ammo for advertisers - "we have more viewers than the Nielsens show".

      The "3.0M viewers" from the Nielsens is likely crap. Take *all* small-market numbers from the Nielsens with a grain of salt - they don't have a large enough sample size to correctly measure things in the 'off prime time and secondary network' market. Simple math can show that relatively quickly.

      Granted, I like Enterprise and all, especially now that the show is actually getting good this season (and not to forget about T'Pol's boobies ;-). But donating cash to a show/producer to produce a series that they're ultimately going to profit on like crazy in the long run is just insane.

      Enterprise is on UPN. This is Paramount (and Viacom's) choice - which means it gets joke advertising revenue. Paramount probably isn't making much money on it at all right now.

      There are enough viewers for Enterprise to survive on a more major network off prime time. Certainly there are other options for Viacom/CBS/etc, so you're right there. They *would* make a profit on it in the long run.

      The problem is there isn't enough time. Once the sets are destroyed, it's virtually guaranteed that it's over. So the smartest way to handle it is to simply donate a small amount of money (say, $20 for each viewer) to make Paramount reconsider.

      Personally, I don't mind. Many people don't get Enterprise on TV at all, and need to download it. (UPN wasn't even available on *cable* in the previous location I was at, and it's not broadcast strong enough here). In this case, all I feel I'm doing is paying Paramount just like I'd pay a cable company. You pay for cable, which subsidizes some shows (on HBO, it subsidizes a large portion of the show). What's so wrong about paying a small-broadcast network for a show?

    11. Re:Brings up a good question by Sethb · · Score: 1

      I wish they'd just put it on CBS. Viacom owns them both, and at least most people have a clue what the channel number of their local CBS station is. The only thing I watch on UPN is Enterprise (now that Buffy is over) and now it appears I won't be watching any UPN next season, just like the WB is now dead to me since they canceled Angel.

      With the large number of absolute garbage shows that the networks develop and rapidly cancel each fall, why not try to run Trek in prime time on a large network? They haven't done that since 1969, and it just might work...

      --
      When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. --Robert A. Heinlein
    12. Re:Brings up a good question by barawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the large number of absolute garbage shows that the networks develop and rapidly cancel each fall, why not try to run Trek in prime time on a large network? They haven't done that since 1969, and it just might work..

      I agree regarding CBS. Alternatively, syndicate it, and accept that UPN is a disaster.

      Primetime seems destined to fail, though, in my mind - there are a lot of shows you'd be up against, and Trek still has somewhat of a "stigma" associated with it.

      Run it where TNG and DS9 did so well - Saturdays at 6 or 7 PM. To me, that seems very safe - a lot of people are just lounging around then, and if you flip through the channels and see that, you might just leave it on. Shift it around if you've got to have the "Will Lesbianism Destroy Your Family?" news shows. Geck.

    13. Re:Brings up a good question by Groovus · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer - I have never watched an episode of Enterprise. In fact for me it's TOS or nothing. That being said.....

      People pay for Direct TV and pay an additional $99 a year so they can see NFL games.

      People pay for cable so they can see Deadwood, or Sex In The City, or Stargate, or Cowboy Beebop, or Mexican Soap Operas.

      The people paying for these things will pay again later for DVDs of the very same things they already watched (well probably not the NFL games).

      People want to pay to see more episodes and seasons of Enterprise. They may also want to pay again for DVDs of those episodes seasons - just like the people mentioned above. What's so hard to understand or different about that? Especially considering Paramount will NEVER allow a Star Trek show to be produced by some other network (eg. Sci Fi).

      And especially, especially considering I hear that Enterprise has brought back orion slave girls.

      If you cast your vision forward just a little bit, these folks may just be advancing the cause of ala carte paid for programming here, and I for one think that would be a good thing.

    14. Re:Brings up a good question by E8086 · · Score: 1
      Exactly, move it to another time slot where it doesn't have to compete with the very successful SG-1. It was doing fine in the Wed 8pm slot until UPN needed another reality show to compete with Survivor^n or Who wants to be Trump's Idol or whatever they're based on these days.(I haven't bothered to check).

      "Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often."

      It is the type of tv that should be shown more often. Shows with real writers and a real script and real actors.(if you don't like it compare it to TNG season 1) But it had to be moved and replaced by "America's Next Top Model" to be killed off by SG-1. To make a bad RPG comarison: a season 4 show can't(easily) beat a season 8 show.

      To UPN & Paramount: You know the ratings, move Enterprise to a time slot where it can compete, killing off one of the so called "reality" shows will be a benefit to everyone.

      --
      F7 doesn't work, ignore spelling and grammar
    15. Re:Brings up a good question by stuartkahler · · Score: 1


      You can easily find re-runs of ANY of the Trek series (- animated) nearly any time of day.


      Not even close here in Kansas City. Enterprise is on Friday night (directly against SciFi's established friday lineup; UPN are assholes and morons) and rerun saturday. Spike TV shows Next Gen and DS9 during TIVO hours in the afternoon, but nobody shows Voyager at all here on cable or broadcast. The only way for me to catch Voyager is to head down to blockbuster.

    16. Re:Brings up a good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A.) If the fans are paying for it, then supply and demand.

      Can you really apply the rules of supply and demand to a product that is so easily reproduced and has such a high profit margin? Granted, there are some initial start up costs, but even after you've added in distribution and marketing, they're making a ton of money on these DVDs. Additionally, the supply is completely artificial. There is very little cost in scaling production up or down to meet demand. This is more of a case where the price is set according to what the market will bear. It's the art of sqeezing as much out of the market/demand as possible.

    17. Re:Brings up a good question by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Can you really apply the rules of supply and demand to a product that is so easily reproduced and has such a high profit margin?"

      Yes. See: Music, Bottled Water, Candy at cinemas...

      "It's the art of sqeezing as much out of the market/demand as possible."

      There's no squeezing involved. They charge a price, people pay it. People don't pay it, price goes down. Want to talk about squeezing? Look at gasoline or any other product that is a must-have in life.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    18. Re:Brings up a good question by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Moving back to this model which supported like Bethoven is valid in the days of artists like britney spears getting a few cents from tonnes of people who don't really care about music.

      I still think a better system will evolve with lower production costs and consumers contracting artists to create music they like... which will be distributed for free... hence no money to be made.

      Though donaters might get first option on any physical media produced?

  40. Your point might be valid by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Your point might be valid in this situation if I felt strongly about it (which I do not), and really wanted them to shut down the "Star Trek" charity. Instead, even though I think there are better charities, I hope their strange effort works. As for guilt, it is their money. They can do what they want with it.

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Your point might be valid by TrippTDF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You raise a point- one of the worst natural disasters on record happened not three months ago, and we have people pledging money in the MILLIONS OF DOLLARS for a commercial TV show to stay on the air. Give me a break. What about 3 Million for education? Scientific research? Hell, even Iraqi freedom!

      To quote Milo Bloom in response to Opus the Penguin spending $79 on shoes for walking in a mall: You realize this is why the Roman Empire fell

    2. Re:Your point might be valid by Nothing+Special · · Score: 1

      But if Star Trek Loses then Joan of Arcadia Wins!

    3. Re:Your point might be valid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Trekkie line of thinking is this:

      + Star Trek is not just a TV Show, it's a vision of future utopia.

      + In this future utopia, humans have technological solutions to Tsunamis, there's no genocide, everyone gets all the education they want or need, and people literally do nothing but scientific research all day long. Plus there's cool spaceshps and phasers and shit.

      + Therefore Star Trek must stay on the air so that this future utopia is realized.

    4. Re:Your point might be valid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad that Enterprise sucks THAT bad, eh? Losing to a girl, like that. Boooo.

    5. Re:Your point might be valid by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No fair, she has help!

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    6. Re:Your point might be valid by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 0
      Kneejerk is a powerful reactive force here on Slashdot, isn't it?

      And the most frustrating thing is that they all think they're so smart...

      --
      Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
    7. Re:Your point might be valid by MarkCollette · · Score: 1

      Besides the obvious freedom/capitalistic reason that it's their money to spend, as they like, you guys have missed something:

      They feel that their money would encourage more involvement in sciences and engineering, which could then expand our technological state, and potentially help invent things which would better mankind forever.

      Whereas you infer that their money could be better spent helping the poor in third world countries, which might help a few people now, but wouldn't help us all as much over time.

      Even your idea for scientific research has diminishing returns, since many scientific and engineering companies in North America have stated that their greatest chanllenge is finding sufficiently skilled workers, not getting enough funding.

      Also, I assume that people's lack of interest in science and engineering is a greater stumbling block than the amount of education funding in that area. Perhaps this one isn't as clear cut as the other points.

    8. Re:Your point might be valid by mink · · Score: 1

      If you have been bothering to actually pay attention to most of the relief groups working to help deal with the Tsunami you would know that most of them have stopped accepting monetary donations and suggest you find something else to do with your spare money.
      They have the $$$ to do relief and aid, what they need is people, materials and transport/distribution.

      Why not sell all your possessions and go out to the 3rd world and make it a better place? Surely you being the big person that you are should have no issue with doing that kind of work. In fact all /. should do this, we should completely halt all activity on earth until we sort out Iraq, the Tsunami and 3rd word poverty.

      Sorry about the sarcasm but I'm tired of people being asshats woith the whole "you could save the whales!" bs line of posting.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  41. Big cheques mean big influence by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to wonder if these cheques will lead to sponsor driven stories and placement ads? If the creators care less about viewers and more about pleasing the sponsors, you wonder how the stories will go.

    I think Star Trek deserves better than to become a big soapbox to advertise and push a particular agenda.

    Star Trek deserves respect, let it die with dignity.

  42. Horny losers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Look, the show sucked and deserved to get canned. If you just drop the pretense of 'trying to save a cool sci-fi show,' I bet that $3M could finance one hell of a porno starring Jolene Blalock in full Vulcan makeup-- she's the only reason all you dweebs want to save the show anyway.

    1. Re:Horny losers! by eomnimedia · · Score: 1

      You are correct -- the show stank. Stunk. Whatever. Though, I wouldn't have put it so, uh, delicately.

      It sounds to me that people want to save the show only because it has "Star Trek" in the title. All families, no matter their pedigree, have some members that are bastards. Voyager was the mean and big-mouthed little sister that you wish would shut-up, and Enterprise is the son currently serving time in juvy.

      The show is not good sci-fi or drama. It is neither good nor cool. It stinks. Reruns of Hunter are more engaging.

    2. Re:Horny losers! by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      The show is written as if the they didn't bother to watch TOS and try to look for things to lead up-to or explain.
      B&B don't care to follow ST Mythos and this show proves it.

      --
      Obama's legacy: (N)othing (S)ecure (A)nywhere and (T)error (S)imulation (A)dministration
  43. How much extra do they need by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    to get good scripts? I've got my checkbook right here.

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    [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
  44. Where does the money go if they fail? by gelfling · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow. These trekkies are more gullible than born again Christians who send money to televangelists. Let's say this 'open source' effort fails. Where does the money go? Somehow I picture two guys in the Bahamas under a pile of drunk women.

    1. Re:Where does the money go if they fail? by cswake · · Score: 2, Informative

      The $3 million is a pledge, so it will not be given until something "positive" happens. As for the rest of the contributions, they were done through Paypal and will be refunded to the donors if the effort does not succeed.

    2. Re:Where does the money go if they fail? by tpwch · · Score: 1

      If you check their website it says on the front page that it will all get refunded if things doesn't work out.

      --
      Posted by a Debian GNU/Linux user
    3. Re:Where does the money go if they fail? by katsiris · · Score: 0

      Can we get the money put towards reviving Futurama instead?

    4. Re:Where does the money go if they fail? by Kimos · · Score: 1

      Maybe to the same place as the Lokitorrent donations?
      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/24/191220 8&from=rss

  45. Re:For God's sake people GET SOME PRIORITIES!!! by carninja · · Score: 2, Informative

    This isn't CNN, pal. Maybe you missed the "News for Nerds" caption under the slashdot logo. If I want to know about Iraq, Bush or the tsunami, I'd be reading CNN.com or something else.

  46. Re:So... by coder.keitaro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't they do anything right?

    First the editors are "bad people(TM)" for not finding dupes, and now they are "bad people(TM)" for clearly identifying them.

    Give them a break, they are making it easier on all of us.
    We no longer have to read half the comments before finding it out.
    It is right there, front and center.
    I for one welcome a future with no more "Editors are L4M3455 D00DZ" posts!

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    watashi wa bengoshi dewa arimasen!
  47. Re:True. Very True by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

    Out of interest, did it run linux?

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  48. Your racist critique by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    So, you don't like "Enterprise" because of the skin color of the actors? So much for "not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character", even if the characters in this case are cardboard.

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  49. why support Paramount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why give the money to a large commercial entity that obviously could care less?

    If you've got a few mil to spare, why not support (or start) some kind of independent production company that could create this kind of programming? Obviously, it couldn't be Trek (copyright issues), but as others have noted, there are already plenty of other non-Trek shows that are better for this anyway...

  50. Re:Jesus Christ by Xcruciate · · Score: 1

    Cosmos is available on DVD.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0 00 055ZOB/qid=1109777082/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-286173 3-2589559?v=glance&s=dvd

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    It's like "looking busy" at your employment - it's actually easier to do real work than to fake it. - bmo
  51. Re:True. Very True by mattmentecky · · Score: 0

    The next week I tried to build one using all my wind up toys, string and the legs of the kitchen table Could it run Linux?

  52. Perhaps they should change the slashcode to append "We reported on this a few days ago, but this has more info." to every story summary.

  53. the only possible explanation by Sotogonesu · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only way to explain this is that Captain Archer was sent here from the future to ensure the time line. He must convince some Trekkies that the Star Trek Universe will actually happen. Without a second season, Cochrane's grandfather will never buy the T'Pal doll that will later inspire Cochrane to finally finish college and develop the warp drive. Otherwise, there will be a fork causing an instability in the fabric of space and time, leading to a new show: Babelstar Androgenous.

  54. These are welcome words by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

    I hate the theme song too, but I understand the message that it sends out. The spaceflight entrepeneurs have stated some very important things that we as a culture should consider. From Star Trek many things have been inspired by the show. I think Enterprise is getting really good this season, and it would be a shame to close it off without a fight. People want this show to live... I don't want to see it die either. That's why I donated my paltry $15, but hey, it'll pay that camera guy for 1/2 hour of his time. Star Trek has had a cultural impact on our lives, and it is a reflection of what we want to be as a culture and species.

    1. Re:These are welcome words by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I kept my $15. Comparing the older, better Star Treks to the last two series is just plain wrong. The twits that made Voyager and Enterprise have ruined Star Trek. I'd sooner flush my $15 down the toilet than support the crap that comes out of the Trek writers these days.

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      The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
  55. Could someone please explain? by Kosi · · Score: 1

    "We think Star Trek and especially its latest incarnation, Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often."

    I agree that I'd like to see more Star Trek and alikes in TV. But why on earth should it be "especially" the worst of all the five ST series?

    If only those 3 millions would be used to create a sixth series that ties up to the mark TNG has set, instead of wasting them on the ENT crap.

  56. Pablum by PeterPiper · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I stopped watching Enterprise in the middle of the second episode I saw. They had a super advanced technology, female alien feeding 'rocks' to the much lower tech human engineer whose help was needed fixing their ship (sure). The engineer says something like, "They melt in your mouth." To which the alien replies, "We can't do water."

    We can't do water?!

    They can't find hydrogen and oxygen and combine? They can't find a comet and distill?

    At that point I switched channels. Voyager suffered the same fate when they pulled a similar bit of nonsense Any program that is so blatantly ignorant of even high school science and so utterly disrespectful of it's audience as to exhibit such disregard is not deserving of my time or my support. It is also most emphatically also not deserving of the term 'science fiction'. It is space fantasy, nothing more.

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    Peter
  57. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

    "Cheque" is largely a British spelling. I've seldom seen an American bank call it anything other than a "check".

    I would guess that Traveller's Cheques are so-called because they are largely used for international purposes, and America is in the minority in our spelling. For example, in French, the word is "cheque" as well. I would guess the other Romance Languages would likely be the same.

  58. Re: grow up ! by carninja · · Score: 1

    You're hanging out on the wrong website to be making fun of Star Trek. That's like the pot calling the kettle black.

  59. You are flaming back at what was not a flame. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    You are raging back at a posting that was merely an opinion (and not a forceful one at that). I said earlier also that it was "their money". Just because I think there is something better to spend it on does not mean I want to STOP them from spending their money. I don't even want to see this charity stopped, either. I'm not even trying to lay a guilt trip, either: I have no idea what these "doners" spend thier other money on, and it is not my business either. I know it is their money.

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:You are flaming back at what was not a flame. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      " I said earlier also that it was "their money".

      No, you didn't; the word "their" did not appear anywhere in your original post. You instead referred to it as "this money."

      "I have no idea what these "doners" spend thier other money on, and it is not my business either."

      So you wrote that post because... ?

    2. Re:You are flaming back at what was not a flame. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      Sorry! I forgot that this is Slashdot, where a very mild criticism of something can be taken as an absolute demand for a fascist government to control everyone's wallet so no-one will spend money on what I criticize.

      "No, you didn't; the word "their" did not appear anywhere in your original post."

      That is the problem: you only looked in the original post. You did not look in the response to the first flame (that came before the others).

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      Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  60. I generally don't pick on people... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Insightful
    We think Star Trek and especially its latest incarnation, Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often.

    Derivative and insipid? I couldn't get through the first half of season one, and I'm someone who thought season five of Babylon 5 was OK. The new Trek has far too many annoying characters. Captain Archer isn't fit to shine the shoes of Jack Bauer over on 24. Invader Zim would easily make a monkey of his filthy human ass.

    The people responsible at Paramount think this is just a show and we want to tell them, it is not.

    Yes it is, and not a very good one. If it's more than a show to you, you might want to look up the term "obsessive compulsive" or start watching Monk.

    We are in the commercial space flight industry and would like to testify

    Testify, brother, testify! :)

    that at least one out of two of all the actual entrepreneurs involved in this industry has been inspired by Star Trek;

    Well, speaking as someone in the military space industry, we kick your ass. :-) We just can't publish papers about our kung fu. Nothing do do with Trek. Just a little professional rivalry. ;-)

    And anyway, if you really look at those people, they probably had plenty of other inspirations, or someone else would have done the same thing. History doesn't work that way. There's no point to point connections. All things must be considered. Didn't you people see The Butterfly Effect? Sheesh!

    and we are not only good at watching TV sci-fi

    Arrrh! And a hard earned skill that be, matey. Oops. Sorry. Lapsed into pirate mode there. Personally I think the five fingered exploding heart technique might be more useful in a tight spot, but, well, that's me.

    , we are also good at writing checks, big checks.

    Really big check! HUGE checks! We're talking lottery winner public relations kinds of checks! Hey, I've tried that one for years, pal. I'm single with a six figure income, but I can't get a media outlet to pander to me to save my life.

    The people airing this kind of TV have a responsibility; inspiration.

    No, they have a responsibility to pay their employess and investors (with big checks!). You want better television, appeal to the audience. If the audience demands better television, the industry will do it.

    How come you folks don't just come over to the Stargate shows? There you have contemporary humans doing valiant battle with technological forces far superior to Earth. It's very Campbellian and even Heinleinian to an extent. Galactic war has just started on SG-1. It's really quite smashing! :)

    Dr. Svetlana Markov: If you're insinuating that everything Russian-made is of poor quality, the sub is Swiss.
    Daniel Jackson: So it occasionally catches fire but keeps perfect time?

  61. Re:True. Very True by mattmentecky · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next week I tried to build one using all my wind up toys, string and the legs of the kitchen table

    Could it run Linux?

  62. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a wacky idea... Don't post dupes! Don't disguise dupes that are reported as "follow-up" articles! CmdrTaco ADDED that note at the bottom while it was in subscriber-view mode.

  63. Enterprise Sucks by mattlary · · Score: 1

    Why don't they all pool their money together to make a new Star Trek series that doesn't suck, rather than support Enterprise; the reason why Enterprise is failing is because it's not a good show.

  64. Business plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Cancel popular show.

    2. Outraged fanboys pass the plate to pay for production.

    3. PROFIT!

  65. Re:True. Very True by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    No. It ran Playskool Windup 1973. ;P

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  66. Re:Complete stupidity by woah · · Score: 0

    This was not a troll. I was being serious ffs.

  67. Re:Complete stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're suggesting that we're not allowed to spend our money on fun stuff until people stop dying in the third world? Wow, it's going to be a long time before I can buy myself a video game, or a coffee, or some new clothes, or some music, or flowers for my wife, or toys for my children, or a chocolate bar, or ......

  68. Re: grow up ! by Myuu · · Score: 1

    Saying that a series has low ratings and a decreased fan base is a little more than just making fun of a show, it is the cold harsh reality.

    Making fun of it would be me saying that the first couple of seasons were obscenely corny and the plots are often boring to anyone other than the dedicated fanboi.

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  69. Meanwhille... by Laurentiu · · Score: 1

    Analysts still try to find out why the show was cancelled.

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  70. Saving the show by allometry · · Score: 1

    The push behind this show is amazing. I'd have to say, seeing people donate to save a TV show is a definite first.

    The question comes up, how do you truly save the show?

    I believe the key to saving this show is put it on Sci-Fi Fridays along with Battle Star, Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis.

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  71. What a load by jasko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I for one was begging for this show to be cancelled after the first few episodes.

    And I don't hate Trek. I'm a huge fan of ST:TOS. I liked what little I saw of ST:TNG and ST:V. Never cared for ST:DS9 (Hey, let's sit here and wait for adventure to come *to us*!), but I know lots of people who did.

    But ST:E? Feh! When the communications officer whined for the first couple of episodes, I thought, "Uhhh...aren't there a million qualified people who would *kill* for this post? Step down and get out of the way!" But when the captain (whom I loved in Quantum Leap and was really geeked about seeing in SF TV again) took his *dog* down to the first alien world they encountered...I just gave up.

    This show blew chunks from the get-go.

    Where were those big checks when Firefly needed them? Now *that* was some inspiring space TV. And a hell of a lot more entrepreneurial in spirit than the Treks.

  72. "captain kirk, put your head down...." by REBloomfield · · Score: 1
    with the exception of a black driver

    And there's Chekov and Sulu, down the front, both driving, they both had steering wheels! Too many steering wheels... but you never saw them in the morning, when they came in to the starship Enterprise, going, "Oh, get the engine on, Chekov! It's fucking freezing in here! Boy!" (mimes starting up ship) You also never saw them backing up either, Chekov going... (mimes backing up) "Captain Kirk, put your head down a bit."

  73. Re: grow up ! by carninja · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but thats not what the AC was saying. He seemed to imply that star trek was not a newsworthy subject on slashdot. (which, considering it has it's own icon, would appear to be an incorrect assumption.)

  74. Pledges Good, Cash Better; Forget About UPN by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Pledges are great, cash is better.

    Fundraisers know that not everyone who pledges actually follows through. I wouldn't expect any network to revive Enterprise based solely on promises to send money. Cash in the bank would be more persuasive.

    No matter what, I don't think we'll ever see Trek again on UPN. The network decided last year that they don't want the kind of audience Trek attracts. So, for Enterprise, status quo meant cancellation.

    Better to redirect any collected cash to independent production and syndication or to the SciFi Network.

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  75. They're slacking! by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like they want to fund the show so they can watch it at work instead of doing their job, and then claiming "we get inspiration from watching it, so we ARE working". Uh, yeah. Sure.

  76. Maybe they read books by teknomage1 · · Score: 1

    Like E.E. Doc Smith's Lensman series or a bilion other awesome scifi pulps that were popular when they were little.

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    1. Re:Maybe they read books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And these were TV shows ... IN THE 1930s!??? Holy crap, I didn't realize commercial TV broadcasting was a big thing... IN THE DEPRESSION.

  77. Add Space Ship One to Opening of Enterprise by MrRee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Regardless of the debates over the suckiness of "Enterprise", the opening of "Enterprise" seems to be a mozaic of aviations finer moments. I think footage of Space Ship One should be included--definately a milestone in mans quest for space and fitting to the opeing mozaic of Enterprise. Maybe get rid of the footage of the flying submarine thing and add Space Ship One.

    Fans got the first shuttle named "Enterprise"--a great honor to a great show. The least the Star Trek producers could do is return the favor.

    BTW: I'm not intersted in debating the suckiness of "Enterprise". Keep your "Enterprise sucks" comments to yourself please.

  78. International use? Naah... by rah1420 · · Score: 1

    Travellers' Cheques are Cheques for the same reason Centers are Centres.

    Puttin' on airs, they are. Bein' fancy-schmancy and actin' all important.

    "Towne Centre" sounds so much more elegant than "Town Center," after all, doesn't it?

    sheesh

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  79. Give me $3,000,000 and I'll let you watch me... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    Give me $3,000,000 and I'll let you watch me play Wing Commander over my shoulder. I'll even put on red pajamas with a golden pledge pin if it makes you happy.

    Seriously, if you have $3M to blow on crap like this, you have about $3M too many dollars.

  80. Where do I send my check? by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where do I donate to KILL OFF Enterprise?!!!!

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  81. Mod parent up by Baron+Eekman · · Score: 1

    The song is absolutely horrible.

    My friend and I were going to watch the pilot when it was first aired. As we were just sitting down, there was the intro on the grain field and everything. Then the song started, and we couldn't believe our ears! We were hoping for some kind of reincarnation of the TNG-song, but this just hurt, severly.

    The song is one of the main reasons for me not to watch, but fortunately, there's always the "mute"-button on the cherished RC.

  82. Some measure of control by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For $3M, I'd be demanding some measure of control. The Trek franchise isn't a charity ... it's a business. They should consider this an infusion of capital, and as such, it has strings attached.

    The economics go well beyond just dumping in money to fund the creation of episodes. The studio has to arrange for a timeslot on someone's cable or broadcast network. The network execs have an expectation that they'll be able to draw N-million viewers to justify the advertising rates. Advertisers have to believe that folks will actually watch, or they'll put their money elsewhere. Sure, the studios could release stuff direct to DVD, but that doesn't support the recurring revenue model they want. The opportunity cost is too high - for a given amount of effort and expense, they want to maximize the return. Trek is a relatively expensive series to produce, so they have to expect that it'll have greater returns than something cheaper.

    Enterprise may be doomed by the economics. Simply shoring it up with contributions probably won't save it. They'd need to make a serious set of changes to be successful, and I'm not convinced that the folks in control of the creative aspects are prepared to be told "sorry, but what you're doing now sucks."

  83. Do something new instead. by hey! · · Score: 1

    Yes, well my thoughts were that 3M is a drop in the bucket in a studio TV series budget.

    But it's still a lot of money, and if the donors are serious about promoting science fiction, they could do something really interesting with it.

    Have you seen what people can do with fan films these days? The desktop technology is nowhere near as good as modern studio quality, but far superior to the production values of TOS. Of course the stories and direction are incredibly amateurish.

    Now, what I'm thinking is, that could actually be fixed with a little money. You hire a real writer and a young filmmaker to use this technology to make a new science fiction series. You structure it as a serial like they used to show at the Satruday matinees. If you can hire one or two young unknown actors to anchor the series and fill out the ensemble with volunteers; if most of them are bad, it won't matter that much. You're aiming for freshness and energy.

    Then you distribute your creation on the Internet.

    People are doing stuff like this now out of their own pockets. I'm just saying add a dash of professional talent. The result couldn't be worse than a number of Voyager episodes.

    Since you are using this to promote your industry, you can even work your company in. It would be like those BMW adds with Clive Owen.

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    1. Re:Do something new instead. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      A nice idea in theory, but has a few problems:

      1. Decent scriptwriters cost a LOT of money, unless you're lucky enough to find a good unknown one. Just look at all the TV you see these days with big budgets and awful scripts.

      2. Who will fund such a project, which is high-risk and even if it's good doesn't promise big rewards? The BBC would be your closest bet, but they're probably swamped with people with great 'ideas' for new programmes, and you're going to have to do a LOT to convince them of why yours is different. And it'd probaby just be thought of as a poor-man's Red Dwarf.

      3. By distributing on the Internet, you massively reduce the pool of potential viewers, mainly to those with FAST Internet access with no caps. This is fewer people than you think. Also to people who like to gather round the PC to watch TV. You're not going to get families who watch TV in the living room after tea.

    2. Re:Do something new instead. by hey! · · Score: 1

      1. Decent scriptwriters cost a LOT of money, unless you're lucky enough to find a good unknown one. Just look at all the TV you see these days with big budgets and awful scripts.


      Which is why you don't use an established script writer.

      2. Who will fund such a project,

      The people we're talking about. the people who are willing to donate 3 M$ to paramount for Enterprise.

      3. By distributing on the Internet, you massively reduce the pool of potential viewers

      Five years ago, maybe. Not today.

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    3. Re:Do something new instead. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      3. By distributing on the Internet, you massively reduce the pool of potential viewers

      Five years ago, maybe. Not today.


      Until everyone who has a TV has a fast, uncapped Internet connection and a device (and the patience) to hook the computer up to the TV, it will always be an issue.

  84. Re:For God's sake people GET SOME PRIORITIES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Or watching Battlestar Galactica, as it's all just an allegory for what's happening with the US and "terrorism" right now.

  85. Sounds great!!!!!! by UES · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now, how much are they going to pay me to watch it?

    I watch Stargate-SG1 for free. So do a lot of other people. Some of them buy DVD sets. So many people watch Stargate-SG1 relative to its cost that they have a spinoff show, Stargate Atlantis. The fine folks at Stargate-SG1 are also going into Season Nine (a feat no Star Trek has ever achieved), with no cancellation in sight, despite having switched networks and being on a cable channel rather than broadcast (which AUTOMATICALLY means a smaller potential audience).

    Enterprise does not need deep-pocketed donors to be a success. It needed more viewers. UPN/Paramount will not run a "subsidized" show not only because of the myriad rights issues, but because they can put something that could be more successful in the timeslot. They ALREADY KNOW Enterprise cannot draw an audience. It's worth the risk if they can get the next 'American Idol' or 'Desperate Housewives' in the slot instead.

    The now-revived Family Guy had extremely robust DVD sales and a good syndication deal with TBS and Cartoon Network. Let's see how many people buy the Enterprise DVDs. If it's only the usual gang of sad anoraks(which it likely will be due to pricing alone*), Star Trek will be dead for a long long time.

    For those of you arguing that Enterprise was 'screwed' by the network, I would ask why is it that a show with the #1 genre franchise name (Star Trek), starring a good actor with a fan following (Scott Bakula), on broadcast TV with a wide audience, failed? The short answer is: crap show.

    Battlestar Galactica is based on a laughable cheesefest from 1978, is on cable, is a 'downer' show (mostly sad endings), and lacks a strong franchise fan following. Yet, is is very successful. Why? It's a good show with interesting scripts and good acting. No one EVER reverses polarities, engages in Temporal Cold War (whatever the fsck that is), or deals with spacial or temporal anomalies. Star Trek is giving its hardcore fans exactly what they want. Too bad everyone else is bored with it.

    * If you want to buy the Original Series, Next Generation, or DS9 on DVD it's US$100 per season. Compare with Buffy/Angel at US$50 per season, and The Simpsons at US$40 per season.

    1. Re:Sounds great!!!!!! by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Yeah what is WITH that? Paramount must be smoking drugs to think these DVD's will sell. I love it, and will probably buy them, eventually, but now...sheesh they are damn pricey. I can get the WHOLE SERIES of Buck Rogers on DVD for under 50 at Walmart. Season 1 of TOS is 99 bucks. That season isn't even as long as some other shows. $100 per season for DVD's is highway robbery. Leave the damn making of crap off the thing and give me the shows cheap. Don't spend millions making some 3d Animated menus (while nice, they are hardly necessary). Give me a basic DVD I can pop in my DVD Player/Laptop and enjoy a old episode while I eat some popcorn.

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    2. Re:Sounds great!!!!!! by Tha_Big_Guy23 · · Score: 1

      Enterprise does not need deep-pocketed donors to be a success. It needed more viewers. UPN/Paramount will not run a "subsidized" show not only because of the myriad rights issues, but because they can put something that could be more successful in the timeslot. They ALREADY KNOW Enterprise cannot draw an audience.

      The show needed more viewers, yes. The major problem with this is that if you want to have more viewers watching the show, then don't randomly take it off the air for 2 months, then return it to the air on a different night and not tell anyone.

      We all know what happened when they started doing that with TOS...The show got cancelled. Sure you're audience is going to go down, when the people that would watch it have no idea when the hell it actually comes on.

      Of course, this is just my two cents..

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    3. Re:Sounds great!!!!!! by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      If you want to buy the Original Series, Next Generation, or DS9 on DVD it's US$100 per season.

      In the UK, some stores try to sell Star Trek series at anything up to £79.95 - that's about $150 at current exchange rates!

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    4. Re:Sounds great!!!!!! by UES · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. However, the only problem is that Enterprise had several YEARS to build an audience to the point where UPN would be unlikely to move it around. Networks do this to shows where they have a contractual obligation to air it, but they know no one is watching. I recall that the Enterprise launch was accompanied by a lot of advertising- most revolving around "this is an all-new kind of Trek for new and casual fans". People tuned in, saw it was the same old shite about guys with plastic on their head and reversing the polarity, and gave up on the show.

      Note that Sci-Fi Channel is deathly silent regarding picking up Enterprise as a continuing series. What does it tell you when the SCI-FI CHANNEL thinks its audience is not interested in watching the show? They think that they can make a lot more money with a Battlestar Galactica remake.

      Spike TV is basically a Star Trek channel during the day (they run 3 or 4 hours of TNG a day, every day). They don't want it either. They don't want it because it has no crossover appeal- as far as I can tell there is basically no such thing as a casual Star Trek fan anymore. You either speak Klingon or don't watch Trek at all- even if you watch other Sci-Fi shows. A lot of people used to watch Next Generation or TOS occasionally. Did ANYONE watch Voyager who wasn't already a hardcore Trek fan? Shows that don't grow, die. LOTS of people watch Desperate Housewives that don't usually watch Soap Operas (myself included).

      What about Farscape? Surely this proves "good" shows are cancelled even when they draw an audience. No. Farscape was cancelled because it was hideously expensive for the number of viewers it drew. If it was cheaper to produce, it would still be on the air. Like Stargate SG-1.

      Unlike Firefly, which had a lot of trouble converting Buffy (successful) and Angel (moderately successful) fans to another show by their favorite T.V. creator, and no success at all getting people who watched Enterprise to watch it.

      In the example of TOS, the primary problem was that the ratings system was undeveloped- NBC did not know that Trek was bringing in demographically attractive viewers. It only knew the raw number of viewers was very, very low. Later, NBC executives admitted that if they knew that it's audience was largely composed of 18-35 year old males, they would have kept it on the air

    5. Re:Sounds great!!!!!! by smchris · · Score: 1

      Yes. Stargate deserves its success. It's just such a gosh-darned "DECENT" show.

      Jack's pretty typical as action dude with some quirkiness but then you've got the brainy, subdued-hot female #2 in charge, and the brainy guy in glasses who is also strong and confident. Same for the former female doc and even Walter. And how about a short, bald middle-aged commander for realism? And the black dude isn't just an immigrant, he's alien. If all the characters didn't project such serious professionalism (which is also smart script pacing), the political correctness would be laughable.

      And how many stories run through a sequence from drone/reconnaissance to data collection to lab work to conferencing on results and strategy to deployment? A lot of U.S. schools are probably doing a worse job teaching scientific method.

      And for 8 years they've done pretty good at minimizing spandex, children and cheesey sex while coming up with some clever plots to keep us all amused.

      What's not to like?

      As for Startrek, $3,000,000 _here_

      http://homepage.mac.com/starshipexeter/

      would probably be enough to produce episodes on endowment interest :)

    6. Re:Sounds great!!!!!! by jthayden · · Score: 1
      What is your definition of very successful?

      From what I found online, BSG is running about 3.1 million for the SciFi channel while Enterprise is averaging 2.87 million viewers for UPN.

      Yes, BSG is doing better and you can argue that cable generally has lower ratings than broadcast. In theory, BSG would do better on broadcast and gain even more viewers. The problem is though that UPN is a crappy station.

      Can you name one show on it other than Enterprise?

      Can you name a show other than Enterprise that doesn't suck?

      People that like Enterprise tune in, but it's not like SciFi where a show can feed of another's popularity. I watch Stargate so I see ads for BSG or BSG comes on afterwards and I stay tuned. I at the very least get reminded of it's existence via advertising. Enterprise isn't advertised well and has nothing to feed into it.

      I think it would do better on SciFi where it would be more visible. Most scifi fans have cable anyway, I doubt they would lose many accidental viewers.

      It already has the viewers to be a success on cable.

    7. Re:Sounds great!!!!!! by barawn · · Score: 1

      Enterprise had several YEARS to build an audience to the point where UPN

      Name the most successful show on UPN.

      Go ahead. Look it up.

      It's probably WWE Smackdown. Bias problems and finite statistics issues in Neilsen ratings basically mean you essentially can't distinguish between any of the low end stuff (but of course, Nielsen's will never tell you that - but your first clue should be the fact that they release people numbers with 2 digits of precision, and share numbers with 1 digit).

      UPN is the problem, not Enterprise. They basically don't have a show more popular than the least popular show from NBC or CBS.

      Heck, I can't even watch UPN, as the broadcast station isn't powerful enough to reach me. Where I was previously, it wasn't even on cable.

      Sure, Viacom can say "but, but, the ratings are slipping" - yes, that's because no one watches UPN. Sure, viewers left because the show was weak the first two seasons - but UPN can't get new viewers at all, so once a show starts fading, it's in trouble.

      As for Sci-Fi channel and Spike TV not wanting it, I'm sure that has more to do with the high production costs and the associated licensing fees of the show than with anything else.

      Is it really surprising that Voyager and Enterprise had such low ratings when they were on the worst network out there?

  86. "It's dead, Jim!" by genessy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now bury it and move on already.

  87. 1 out of 4 for me by ivanjs · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I thought season 3 (Zendi season) was very good.

    After I saw the first few episodes of season 1, I quit watching, disgusted, then I caught one of the season 3 episodes and have been hooked ever since, though season 4 is a hit and miss prospect at best.

    1 season out of 4. Hmmm...

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    1. Re:1 out of 4 for me by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Funny,

      I thought Season 1 had promise, season two I found really bad, season 3 I thought was just outright stupid.

      Now at Season 4 I am back at the "well, that could get interesting" stage.

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  88. Fan Films by PhotoBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You mean something like these guys: New Voyages? While the quality of the acting and story is debatable the authenticity of the sets and effects are quite stunning. :)

    1. Re:Fan Films by hey! · · Score: 1

      Yes, this kind of volunteer energy is exactly what I'm talking about. Of course it could not be in the "Trek Universe", but as my film professor brother in law is fond of saying, star trek "takes us back to the stories from our nomadic roots."

      No reason somebody else couldn't pilfer the same attic full of archetypes.

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    2. Re:Fan Films by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      You think that is good? Check the trailer from http://www.starwreck.com/ (granted a parody/fusion of ST and B5, but anyway - amazing for a fan production).

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    3. Re:Fan Films by Announcer · · Score: 1

      I've been a Trekker since TOS aired back in the late 60's. For an amateur production, this is really excellent! The sets and the CGI are quite well done! Obviously, it can't compare on a professional level to what we see on TV, but when I watched this, it brought me right back to childhood memories of my brother, a friend, and myself inventing our own Star Trek adventures in the apartment building's (seldom-used) recreation room. :) We had many hours of fun, and watching these guys' production was a real treat. You could tell they were having a blast doing this!

      These guys did a great job, and deserve a lot of credit! May they, indeed, live long and prosper!

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  89. Choices? by josquin9 · · Score: 1

    Why would you complain that someone pays for the entertainment they appreciate? A million dollars or so is not out of line with what the very rich might pay for other forms of entertainment over the course of a year. (Think about how much it costs to maintain a yacht, or a race car fixation.) In this instance, they happen to be willing to share the benefit of their bounty. By spending the money this way, rather than on some specific program like space camp, it has the potential to reach a much larger audience which includes people who don't already dream about space camp because "science is cool" is not part of their environment. It's not the only way the money could be spent, but that doesn't mean it's not a valid way to spend it. Other people make other choices.

    Besides, what are the odds that UPN would fill the time slot with something better? From my point of view, at least it's not more reality programming or laugh-track sitcom.

  90. Nice effort...unfortunately the show still sucks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a Star Trek fan. Not a hardcore one that dresses up like a klingon at night and looks in the mirror. But I still watched them while growing up and I can say that they were quite a positive influence in terms of interest in science, technology, and just good fiction in general. (TNG, DS9, Voyager) Enterprise, however, is not the same kind of show that inspired me as a kid. It just sucks...I'm pretty sure that it's not my nostalgia that prevents me from seeing Enterprise as a good show. It just sucks...

  91. Would the money change the way stories are made? by Danathar · · Score: 1

    Here is a thought....if the fans were able to get enough money for Paramount to do a 5th Season it might give them incentive to take some risks (since it's not their money)

  92. HBO and ST by anjrober · · Score: 1

    My wife and I were talking about this and she noted beyond ST, most of our other favorites shows were on HBO. HBO picking up ST would be the best thing that could happen. They could really push the episodes beyond where UPN could ever imagine. Really cutting edge stuff. I know its a dream and not going to happen but imagine how innovative they could be....

  93. What if it sucks? by Vip · · Score: 1

    Really. What if they take the $3 million, make an episode, and it sucks. Or goes back into seasons 2 or 3? Or anything to do with Voyager?

    A TV-studio (or movie) takes a chance and do it all the time. However, normal, everyday geeks shelling out money, are they prepared to take that big of a chance?

    Another thought, what if the studio figure it's not their money, so let's experiment with the show and take it in a direction they normally wouldn't try?

    Vip

  94. Re:Enterprise Doesn't Deserve to be Saved (SPOILER by NetNifty · · Score: 1

    Here is a link to a "spoiler" thread which this quote is taken from, and apparently the source is reputable.

  95. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that makes "Fnagaton(580019)" a typical American:
    Always trying to impose their beliefs/ideas/Laws on everybody else.

  96. Wrong way to do it by glenrm · · Score: 1

    I would use this money to make an original SciFi series released for free on the web and use a sort of creative commons license that would allow contributors to make derivative works or copy and sale or give away DVDs of the episodes...

  97. cheques by uglyduckling · · Score: 0

    it's a shame they're no good at spelling cheques

  98. Not broadcasted in Austin Tx by DigitalLogic · · Score: 1

    I just want to mention I am a huge Star Trek fan. And, it makes me so mad that none of the local station in Austin broadcast it. I have not seen one eposode of the new show, and there are no DVD out there because I would buy them if I could find them. Yeah, I know cable; at $60 a month, that is more than I can afford. I cannot help it that I am broke.

  99. better quote- "not just a TV show" by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You missed the better quote:

    The people responsible at Paramount think this is just a show and we want to tell them, it is not.

    Somebody's forgetting that television shows were developed not to entertain, but to keep people around for the ads. That has not changed for half a century, except in its sophistication.

    These people exemplify the worst trait of science fiction TV show fans- they don't realize that it is JUST A TV SHOW. It's not a religion, or a philosophy. It's a TV show. Made by a business. Played out by actors.

    1. Re:better quote- "not just a TV show" by Tropaios · · Score: 1

      But how many people grew up as kids with images of Star Trek filling their dreams and were inspired. While it is, simply a television show, and one I've never even watched for that matter, if they feel it is inspirational and they want to pony up to get that broadcast, well then, more power to them.

    2. Re:better quote- "not just a TV show" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. Of course we realize it's a TV show. What YOU don't realize is that TV shows CAN serve a purpose (even though 99% of them do not).

      Star Trek is one of the few that do inspire people, and even (to an extent) inform people.

      Does Law & Order inspire people to be lawyers or cops or goverment officials. Nah. Does "Friends" inspire people to...oh, never mind. You get my drift.

      It's a documented FACT that Star Trek, unlike most shows or even most Sci Fi shows, inspires people to create and explore and learn.

      Maybe we should move it to public TV or one of the education pay-tv channels. Instead of the Sci Fi channel or (horrors) Spike TV. (Spike TV getting the rights to the later Trek series just goes to show what's wrong with people these days.)

    3. Re:better quote- "not just a TV show" by CAPSLOCK2000 · · Score: 1

      Somebody's forgetting that television shows were developed not to entertain, but to keep people around for the ads. That has not changed for half a century, except in its sophistication.


      One of the problems I see is that their is a high overlap between ST-fans and computer nerds. The nerds know how to avoid advertisements, either by using Tivo-like devices, or by downloading a copy from the internet.

      Anyone who has used bittorrent to download the latest Enterprise episode knows that only hours after the episode aired it is being shared by thousands upon thousands of users. I'm pretty sure more people watch the show then ever before, but there just not watching the ads, and that's what counts.
    4. Re:better quote- "not just a TV show" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have ads on the good old BBC, so why do they make shows?

  100. Oh, for crying out loud.. by jcr · · Score: 1

    For $3 mil, you could hire a *good* writer, and come up with a show that doesn't have to rely on stunt appearances from the cast of the last show.

    Star Trek is done. It should have been buried with Roddenberry.

    -jcr

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  101. the largest doners [sic] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "...this is more info about the largest doners."

    ah, good. i haven't had kebap in a while, and i'm hungry.

  102. Re:For God's sake people GET SOME PRIORITIES!!! by carninja · · Score: 1

    I fail to see the connection, as the original story was developed over 20 years ago, but I'm all for anything promoting BSG. It's a wonderful series, I can't wait for the second season.

  103. To answer the parent and grandparent by maotx · · Score: 4, Informative
    According to their site's FAQ:

    2. About how much money are we talking here?
    Actor John Billingsley (Enterprise's Dr. Phlox) stated that the production of one Star Trek: Enterprise episode costs about $1.6m. For 22 episodes of a full season, this boils down to $35.2m

    3. What guarantee do I have that the contribution is safe and legal?
    ....."All contributed money is used for sponsoring Enterprise; only transactional fees charged to us by payment systems and banks (set to a flat 5% because of the varying payment methods and individual fees) are deducted. Furthermore, all potential excess in fees will be donated to the American Tsunami Relief Fund. If no agreement can be made with Paramount, your contribution will be refunded to you."

    They currently have a total of $3,070,745.00 US contributed to saving the show.
    I personally welcome the continuation of the show as I believe it is getting better. Originally when it aired I wasn't really that interested. Now I'm hooked on it.

    I don't get UPN so I can't watch it so I have to go online and download the latest episode via Bittorrent. THAT is probably why their viewer ratings were so low. Checking the torrent tracker for this one episode totals 42,769.
    If Paramount would release even a semi-high quality episode even with the commercials included I would rather do that to show my support. Hell, if they had a subscription not priced overly extremed I'd do it.

    Online viewing is definalty growing more and more if they like it or not. Perhaps they'll learn from RIAA's mistakes and release an online "pay-per-download" setup. I'd join.

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    1. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by Zemrec · · Score: 1

      I second this. For the entire 3rd season, I couldn't get UPN because I had switched to DirecTV and they didn't offer local channels for me until May/June 2004 when the season finale had already aired. So for that time I had to bittorrent it too. Its a shame that suprnova and lokitorrent are gone now, those were my favorites for this sort of thing.

      Now, if Hollywood began offering pay-to-download episodes, I'd jump on that as long as the fee wasn't too much and the DRM wasn't so intrusive (you know they'd have DRM..)

      It'd be great if you could burn it to VCD and watch on your TV and then pass the disc on to someone else.

    2. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by wcb4 · · Score: 1

      It'd be great if you could burn it to VCD and watch on your TV and then pass the disc on to someone else.

      But then why would you buy "Entperprise: Season 1" on DVD when it was released in the stores?

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    3. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by maotx · · Score: 1

      Highdef DVD quality with behind the scenes.

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    4. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      These are star trek fans. Does that answer your question?

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    5. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I've a solution:

      Why not, instead of making this arbitrary number of 22 episodes, make say a more conventional 6 episodes. If you cut down on the CGI, and paid the people involved less, you could probably get it all for under $10 million.

      Probably even less actually. Each episode wouldn't cost the same. Once you've got all the sets and costumes and space-ship models etc., each episode would be relatively cheap to make. Let's be honest, they're not hiring the best actors or scriptwriters or directors, you could pay amateurs who'd do an equivalent job. Each subsequent episode could probably come in under $100k, then you could have as many episodes as you want.

    6. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Most DVD owners don't buy for that reason. Most DVD owners don't pay any attention to the extras on the discs.

    7. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not, instead of making this arbitrary number of 22 episodes, make say a more conventional 6 episodes. If you cut down on the CGI, and paid the people involved less, you could probably get it all for under $10 million.

      You wouldn't have to cut anything down. $1.6 million * 6 episodes = $9.6 million.

      (That's not saying they're doing even a half-decent job on the scripts.)

      Probably even less actually. Each episode wouldn't cost the same. Once you've got all the sets and costumes and space-ship models etc., each episode would be relatively cheap to make.

      Technically, this is already happening. They're reusing most of what already exists. Plus, I don't think they actually use models of spaceships as such, I think they use CGI models these days.

      Let's be honest, they're not hiring the best actors or scriptwriters or directors, you could pay amateurs who'd do an equivalent job.

      Amen to that. However, I think they have to hire unionised or guild members or whatever, don't they?

      Each subsequent episode could probably come in under $100k, then you could have as many episodes as you want.

      As long as it's 6 per season?

      I think you're right, I think part of the problem is they're trying to make too many episodes at a time, but then there's another boogyman you have to consider:

      there have been three major Star Trek shows already, and they've used most of the ideas up. There's not much left but to start regurgitating ideas.

    8. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      They should've given the $3M to these guys. (Or, better yet, to these guys!) I bet they could stretch that money a lot farther!

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    9. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, what's really silly here is that the show failed for one single, solitary reason: small audience=small ad revenue. Turning Star Trek into a charity is ludicrous. It's run by a for-profit corporation. Hand them a bucket of cash and they'll take it, redecorate Berman's office, produce one more crappy season and deep-six the series mid-season again. You want to keep Star Trek on the air: BUY ADVERTISING SPACE. Why not solicit advertisements from Virgin Galactic, Scaled Composites etc. etc.? If they really want to "inspire" commercial spaceflight, then don't just pony up the cash, start, erm, MAKING COMMERCIALS.

      Better yet, do that, but get Barry Diller to buy the property. God knows there's enough money in NBCUniversalUSASciFi to buy it off Paramount and Sci-Fi sure as hell is doing a better job of producing shows worth watching than Paramount ever has...

    10. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by Michael+O-P · · Score: 1

      Don't know why I'm responding to an AC, but all I could think is that you're not putting this into context. True, MOST DVD owners don't watch bonus stuff, but fanatics of a particular show/movie will watch bonus stuff over and over. Pretty much only Star Trek fanatics would buy the season DVDs, and they will eat up as much as they can get.

      I'm not a Star Trek fan, but your post rang hollow to me. I like the Simpsons and Kevin Smith films, and I have watched every bit of bonus stuff on each of those (many) DVDs. Even stupid-ass "Jersey Girl," just because I'm a Kevin Smith whore.

      If any audience was going to buy things they've already seen/recorded/bootlegged, it's Star Trek fans.

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    11. Re:To answer the parent and grandparent by pjay_dml · · Score: 1

      " Originally when it aired I wasn't really that interested. Now I'm hooked on it."

      Couldn't agree more!!!

  104. MOD PARENT UP! by Kosi · · Score: 0

    Congrats, you are one of the people who precisely groked what is so wrong with ENT!

  105. How about a miniseries? by Mikito · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Instead of trying to get Paramount to make a partial/whole season of episodes, why not try to get a miniseries which would tie up any dangling plot threads? Sort of like what was done with Farscape (and yes, I thought the Farscape miniseries was a poor substitute for another season of eps.)

    With a miniseries, Paramount could limit their expenses vs. a whole season. Heck, they could plug it as "Enterprise is back on the air for a limited time" or whatever, and try to boost ratings that way.

    The problem I see with doing an Enterprise miniseries is that it wouldn't be much different from what they're doing right now with the three-episode story arcs. What dangling plot threads are there now, in the post-Xindi Enterprise show?

    The only thing I can think of right now is the unresolved relationship between Trip and T'Pol.

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  106. Re:Complete stupidity by woah · · Score: 0
    Of course all these thing are fine. They are hardly waste of money, which is what I was pointing out. Some people though spend thousands on designer labels or some other ridiculously expensive bullshit. And that's what I've got a problem with.

    What also boggles my mind is us paying millions of dollars to already rich media corporations. People often take the piss out of these companies for being profit-driven bastards. Why then pay them so they get richer from advertising royalties?

    Surely, the money could be put to a more worthy cause.

  107. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by pinr · · Score: 0

    The differences in British and American spelling are thanks to Noah Webster who decided to change the spelling of some words when he published "The American Spelling Book" in 1800. Both forms are now correct provided the writer is consistent.

  108. Re:True. Very True by amchugh · · Score: 1

    I bet your mom repeats that story at least five times a year.

  109. downloads by justin12345 · · Score: 1

    Given how unorthodox this whole situation is, if Paramount actually does produce another season it might be a good opportunity for them to try offering downloads. Looking at ISOHunt, the (frequently broken) torrent search engine, Enterprise is always in the top ten downloads. I wonder if perhaps that may be a signal that Trekkers might be a good market on which to try legal television downloads. If they made the episodes downloadable from Startrek.com (complete with commercials) the response might really be surprising.

    I would certainly download the episode -even with commercials- providing the download was nice and fast. I would bet that since the download would be legal (and not complicated by having to use torrents) you would also see a much higher number of downloads then on the torrent sites, especially if they advertised its availability. It might even make up a bit for the slumping ratings. It would give Paramount some hard numbers to show their advertisers, and would not present much risk for Paramont since the fans are subsidizing the production.

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  110. Re:True. Very True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The next week I tried to build one using all my wind up toys, string and the legs of the kitchen table.

    And thus, the mighty Macintosh was born.

  111. I dont know, by imsabbel · · Score: 4, Funny

    but sure as hell it wasnt star trek enterprise...

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  112. Re:True. Very True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What child wouldnt' be inspired by that?

    Any child born after, say, 1980.

  113. To all the donors... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    ...when Paramount actually start making Season 5 of Enterprise, just make sure you get your cut of their profits from the episode sales, merchandise and subsequent DVD releases.

    Personally, I think this sucks. Paramount is a movie & TV monolith perfectly capable of financing this on their own if there is popular demand. If people care that much about a new Enterprise series, the solution is to apply pressure to Paramount with words, not money. If they still won't budge then start boycotting what they currently do.

    This just demonstrates that throwing money at a problem is far easier to most people that getting up off their backsides and just taking direct positive action.

    I wonder what sort of precedent this sets for the future - Joe Average funds the making of a movie/TV series as well as paying for cinema tickets/cable TV subscription and subsequent DVD release.

    As Shatner said in the title of a recent book, "Get A Life!" - Paramount is taking you all for suckers and just sitting back reaping the profits...

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  114. Re:Nice effort...unfortunately the show still suck by mk.ohara · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, it was the series TNG, DS9 And Voyager that made me and alot of people in our generation hooked on Sci-fi, science and technology as a whole... Enterprise, for it attempt was good enough.. but it wasn't/isn't Trek as we all know and love.. It didn't (IMHO) have the original conceptor's true vision in mind. I hope that this new money can do somehing real for the series, as the campain to save the Original series did back in the 60's

  115. I pledge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pledge to try and remember to start watching Enterprise on Friday nights, instead of just downloading the torrent the next morning...

  116. Re:True. Very True by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    No. She probably did when I was a teen and first started to play around with computers though. Now it's more like once every two or three years. ;P

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  117. Re:True. Very True by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    Yeah. But they don't matter. They're green. ;P

    (Just in case you are a humor challeneged reader and were born after 1980, I am using something called 'sarcasm'. ie. I didn't mean the above seriously.)

    Actually, I'm quite surprised to find that there aren't that many people in my generation (1965-1970) who are heavily involved with computers. It just doesn't make sense.

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  118. Where the hell.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....were these guys when Farscape ended?

    Criminey, all that effort to save a 2nd-rate Trek series, and nothing for one of the best SF series since Bab5 ended.

  119. Support Mechanism called Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would seem to me that the attempts at paying for the season directly is a bit odd and unlikely to succeed. Wouldn't efforts be better directed towards finding high tech companies that would advertise on Enterprise?

    Richard Branson could drop lots of bucks promoting his latest ventures in 30 second spots. Maybe Scaled would spend some money to attempt to promote Aerospace careers in the hopes that more people would get into the field and long-term it would be a plus for the company.

    Seems to me that the efforts should be working with the existing business model, not creating a new model.

  120. Please, please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...let it die. The franchise is in a permanent vegetative state. This donation is just a feeding tube. Do the humane thing and let it rest.

    Besides, you can throw all the money in the world at the show, and it won't make more people watch it. Low ratings are low ratings.

  121. Re:Enterprise Doesn't Deserve to be Saved (SPOILER by stinerman · · Score: 1

    If that is true, the Roddenberrys should sue Berman and Braga for defamation of character.

  122. Re:True. Very True by eno2001 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Say what you will... at least I learned how to share early on whic probably explains why I use Free/Open software now. Any kid on the block could have asked for time on my compute cluster and I would have been happy to give it.

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  123. Kuroshin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope this will turn out better than the time people gave Rusty a sack of money so he could continue running Kuroshin!

  124. Rick Berman, Let The Dead Horse Go... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... just put down the stick, and call a garbage collection agency.

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  125. Star Trekkin by BigTunaCan · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Analysis, Mr. Spock. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse. Medical update, Dr. McCoy. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Starship Captain, James T. Kirk: Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, and things are getting worse! Engineer, Mr. Scott: Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics; ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim. Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down! Ye cannot change the script Jim. Och, #!*& Jimmy. It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim. Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9. Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n! Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse." -- The Firm (Lister/John O'Connor) Star Trek was once great, but it's time is over. Let it die now. Enterprise is a pox on the Star Trek franchise and it is time to bury it. Someday other great sci-fi's will come and build a new inspiration for future generations of humankind.

  126. Theme song by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

    Star Trek has inspired us, and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song that tells so much about our struggle to move space travel forward and closer to the public, this inspiration is so self evident, that Virgin Galactic has ordered a 5-sub orbital ship fleet from Scaled Composites, a 100 million dollar investment, and the first one being built is going to be christened 'VSS Enterprise.' Now doesn't that ring a bell in Paramount's ears?

    Well I'm glad someone likes the theme song..

  127. "...have a responsibility: inspiration"? Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their responsibility is to "increase shareholder value".

    Proof: They get fired if they don't do that.

    "Not inspiring" is not a firing offense.

  128. I'd love another season... by haplo21112 · · Score: 1

    ..just do me a favor, put it on on a night when it might actually do well. Friday isn't it...SCI-Fi channel's current line up ensures death on any other sci-fi show put on up against it.

    Currently I watch the Sci-fi channel line up and tape enterprise.

    I would hazard to say that Monday or Tuesday would be a much better night for Star Trek.

    It got the boot from the 8pm wenesday slot because it would not have survived against "LOST"...however I don't think UPN fully apprecited the SCI-Fi channels Friday night line up...or perhaps they just didn't care! I think they intentionally tried to ditch the show this season. It started nearly a month and half late. Showed 6-7 eps and then immediately began rerunning them...not the way to biuld or maintain loyalty.

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  129. Re: grow up ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah! No one cares about that Star Dreck shit anymore. All the fanboys have moved on to that new Battlestar Galactica.

  130. Uh oh ... by operagost · · Score: 1

    So the guys with the money are "doners". Is that like "goners"? Should we be sending flowers to the family? Or a spell-checker to Slashdot?

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  131. Re: grow up ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reality is for those folks who can't handle science fiction.

    (An awful lot of progress in this world, and not just in space flight, has been made by people inspired by science fiction in general and Star Trek in particular. You hear it over and over and over again.)

  132. Priorities by bikenut · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Many will consider this a flame, but I hope it can cause at least one person to step back and reflect.

    It's a television show! Keep your priorities straight. My daughter is 2 1/2 and is going for a bone marrow transplant in a few weeks -- she has a 40%-50% chance. Flip a coin. She is not unique -- there are extremely sick kicks all across the country, the world.

    Yet this organization is raising millions of dollars so that the faithful can watch another season of Star Trek?

    Many of you are talented people and have much to offer and I am sure that many of you do, but let's keep things in perspective.

    How can you make a difference?

    1. Re:Priorities by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't dislike the show, don't get me wrong here. All this shows is that there are morons with too much money too.

      Their point is well taken. We do need more shows that foster the broader imagination of tomorrow's scientists and inventors, but I think this is not the show for that. Perhaps Stargate would be a better imagination fostering show, or even Battlestar Galactica. I think that both of those have more fostering potential than the latest iteration of Star Trek that Enterprise represents.

    2. Re:Priorities by amyhughes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Prior to your daughter's difficulties did you spend your money on medical research and other good causes, or did you spend it on games and computers and cell phones and big macs? Even now, do you not squander your wealth on luxuries and toys? Why do you expect more of other people?

    3. Re:Priorities by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      The fundamental problem you're having is you're thinking of this as a matter of entertainment quality. But BSG is a tragedy, and SG1 is only good because of Richard Dean Anderson (nothing against the other actors, who are fine, but it's the attitude that sells the show, and that's pure RDA). Enterprise is inspiring because of the very specific vision of the future it is selling: a bright, happy future of exploration, not constantly fighting aliens who infect people like parasites or running away from robots run amuck.

    4. Re:Priorities by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      hmmm. Good arguement. I can't challenge that as I think you are right on all of those accounts. I fear though, that perhaps this latest iteration of Star Trek is a bit too close to where we see ourselves in the near future and it therefore doesn't garner a lot of interest. I am not sure. It's hard to put a finger on, but the show has a very 'limited' feel to it, constrained. Granted, much of that comes from the need to stay within previous Star Trek timelines, but perhaps that IS the problem. My generatation has grown up with that show. It was on when I was a child, and now as an middle aged adult. I was always attracted to it because it gave me a way to think differently about the possibilities of the future. So many new things, only the limits of imagination were the limits of the episodes. Not true with Enterprise. Too much imagination seems forbidden there. It would violate the 'prime directive' of the shows fundamental timeline. Makes it very hard to get excited about watching any of the episodes, becuase you know they can only rehash older crap.

      Perhaps it is time for a different show, that does not have the trappings that the long lived Star Trek series finds itself in. Perhaps it wold be better to project the Star Trek series forward again instead of the retro series we have now. Whatever the answer, I am not sure that I agree that Enterprise is the serial that fulfills that vision you are talking about.

  133. Re: grow up ! by hostyle · · Score: 1

    Get back to the bridge at once No.2 and stop hanging on that ridiculous slashcomma website! That is an order.

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  134. Moron Save Enterprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh, I know people who are into TV are stupid, but you shouldn't be calling them morons like that- it'll ruin their self esteem, and then they'll never get any dates!

  135. Is there some $$ left for Firefly? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    Pleeeeeease! I love Star Trek as much as the next geek but having watched about a season of Enterprise and the (only 14 episode) season of Firefly, I found Firefly to be much more compelling and realistic than Enterprise.

    Where's my donation fund to bring this one back? Perhaps when the movie comes out some clueless TV exec will think it will make a great show and make them an offer? Here's hoping.

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  136. But it's rubbish though! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, yes a troll or flamebait; but really Enterprise is one of the worst startreks, Janeways nasal whine was annoying from day one (must be something about the material tho, cos the actress was really good in the shield, wtf?)... good riddance I say; their milking the franchise to death; I think startrek needs a break for a few years then get in a someone who will renew it and maybe give it a new spin... it's just got a bit stale, sorry!

  137. Re:Fans by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have an idea for a new Star Trek Series. It's a reality show where fans compete in outrageous and embarrassing games to become cast members in an upcoming Star Trek series. At the end, producers will admit to them that there is no upcoming series, and they just wanted to see how stupid they could get trekkies to act.

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  138. How Come They didn't do this for Angel?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enterprise is a half assed show, but it does have its good parts but they only crop up from time to time. Angel on the other hand was one kickass good show one of the best even, how come no one gave 3 mil to it?? fuckin Enterprise Next Gen and DS9 for life!!!!!

    1. Re:How Come They didn't do this for Angel?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angel didn't show boobs...

  139. Priorities?!? by sdhupelia · · Score: 1

    It's sad to see how many people are struggling to simply survive in this day and age. Should I really be impressed with people who donate their riches towards funding a television show? Are they suggesting that inspiration, and thus science and education, will really die without this particular television show? Is human progress going to whither because of the cancellation?

    If we want to ensure inspiration and progress, perhaps that money would be better spent towards textbooks or computers or food.

    1. Re:Priorities?!? by amyhughes · · Score: 1

      By the same logic, you could be curing world hunger instead of buying games and computers and cellphones and big macs.

  140. What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens to the money if they decide NOT to put the show back on? TrekUnited founders get a hefty bonus?

  141. Re: grow up ! by kyouteki · · Score: 1

    No I haven't.

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  142. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by demiller9 · · Score: 1

    "The Czech is in the mail"... bad example. Without the z becomes "Cech" which wouldn't pass a spell check. But I'm glad others noticed CT's spelling error.

  143. Ameri-centric? Eurocentric, maybe. by LetsGoVandy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The opening credits do have the HMS Enterprize, the British warship. In addition, the social climate of the United States throughout the hey-day of NASA dictated that the majority of faces of aero- and astronautical progress would be of persons of European lineage. As NASA gives away film footage like candy to pro-space franchises such as Star Trek, this prior social order is reflected in the opening credits.

  144. Random complaint. by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I personally have always felt the Star Trek franchise is more oriented towards "exploration" and general scientific curiosity.

    I'd just like to point out that time in Enterprise's first season when they landed on a "rogue" planet that had escaped it's sun and therefore was in permanent darkness.

    They landed in a JUNGLE full of PLANTS with LARGE LEAVES.

    These people should have had a tad more scientific curiosity in highschool biology when the teacher explained what leaves are for.
    I mean, nitpicking is one thing, but damn, people, follow through on the logical conclusions of "no sun"!

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    1. Re:Random complaint. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      Fair enough on one level, but your complaint assumes that the only role of leaf-like structures is photosynthesis.

      Without light, plants would need some sort of large structures to extract nutrients from their environment, either large root systems to take it from the ground or large leaf structures to take it from the air. Humans essentially have large surgace-area leaf-like structures designed to extract oxygen from the air, we just keep them inside our chest cavity where we can control the air flowing over them using our muscles.

      So like I say, fair enough on an everything-is-like-earth level, but there's plenty of wiggle room once you're specualting on how ailien worlds might work.

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    2. Re:Random complaint. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Fair enough on one level, but your complaint assumes that the only role of leaf-like structures is photosynthesis.

      No. These were clearly tropical plants. The leaves of tropical plants are large and flat. They evolved to take advantage of as much sunlight as they could.

      They were simply using the "jungle" set with the lights turned off.

      There are many plants on earth who have different "leaves". Evergreens have a more efficient shape for air exchange, and it's bad enough we have to believe in rogues planets with shape shifting aliens on 'em that can be reached by men with ray guns on an improbable and by all known scientific principles, impossible space ship. We ALSO have to grasp at straws to believe in alien foliage that has adapted to a completely different evironment by becoming exactly like our tropical plants?

      I didn't even tolerate the entire show, they met with hunters and started their tired "is hunting immoral" diatribe right off the bat. Aweful, aweful dialogue, I turned off the TV and went to read /. IIRC.

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    3. Re:Random complaint. by barawn · · Score: 1

      These people should have had a tad more scientific curiosity in highschool biology when the teacher explained what leaves are for.
      I mean, nitpicking is one thing, but damn, people, follow through on the logical conclusions of "no sun"!


      Leaves aren't for photosynthesis - chloroplasts are for photosynthesis. Plenty of plants without leaves use sunlight.

      Leaves are for water capture.

    4. Re:Random complaint. by barawn · · Score: 1

      Well, being more correct - leaves are multipurpose.

      You could also imagine "repurposed" leaves if the planet was thrown from its Sun.

      In any case, this is silly - it's not like we have any other data points besides our own planet to compare it to. We're also criticizing a show that has faster-than-light travel being realistic - it's not like you shouldn't be suspending disbelief.

  145. Thank you! by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 1

    I might borrow this sometime wheen I need a quick round into the barrel

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    Is it a rule, that there's an exception to every rule?

  146. What's wrong with slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is slashdots homepage coming up with bars and side menus but no stories half the time?

    Although I suppose on balance, what with the crap they're passing off as "news" these days (bullshit battery extenders "invisibility shields" that are nothing of the kind, and endless dupes) a blank page isn't really any less informative then the articles are.

  147. "not just a TV show" by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These people exemplify the worst trait of science fiction TV show fans- they don't realize that it is JUST A TV SHOW. It's not a religion, or a philosophy. It's a TV show. Made by a business. Played out by actors.

    Does it have to be?
    Does it have to be just a television program? Can't it grow into something more? Can't it be a movement? Can't it be a means to spreading a message of hope and logic and tolerance?

    Star Trek was all these things, once. Paramount has been letting Rick Berman kill all of that, they want it to be a cash cow, not a symbol.
    I thought they'd suceeded in killing it, but those campaining fans seem to still feel "it".

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:"not just a TV show" by RatBastard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Did "Blossom" not teach tolerance? Did "Saved By The Bell" not spread hope among its fans? Isn't "AbFab" a movement to its fans? Isn't "Gilligan's Planet" not something more than just a TV show?

      Why is Star Trek more worthy of being a cultural messiah than other shows? And why a series that jumoed teh shark in the first ten minutes of teh first episode? There is nothing special about Enterprise. And if it wasn't a part of the Star Trek franchise it would have been cancled its first year and no one would have cared.

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    2. Re:"not just a TV show" by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      a series that jumoed teh shark in the first ten minutes of teh first episode?

      You don't seem to understand what "jumped the shark" means.
      The shark jump is the low point in the series. And yes, Enterprise started low, but to jump the shark... I'd say that was when they showed an alien nazi vampire on earth's past. THAT was as low as having a guy in a leather coat jump over a shark on water skis. Alien nosferatus are stupid enough, but to invoke the wrath of Godwin on them as well... damn that's low!

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:"not just a TV show" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does it have to be just a television program? Can't it grow into something more? Can't it be a movement? Can't it be a means to spreading a message of hope and logic and tolerance?


      Not as long as it's a television show where the producers are answerable to advertisers and the network's investors.

      I'm all for the power of art to spread love, peace, and soul, but the reality is that Trek has the role of cash cow for a major Hollywood studio. It's cool that Trek has made money while "spreading a message of hope and logic and tolerance", but no one in their right mind should forget that its ability to continue doing the latter relies solely on its ability to do the former.
    4. Re:"not just a TV show" by mink · · Score: 1

      I dont recall that group of temporal cold warriors being vampires.

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  148. It's time to die. by Animats · · Score: 0

    Star Trek had ratings comparable with "Walker, Texas Ranger" when they were both on. Give it up.

  149. Kebabs? by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Funny

    but this is more info about the largest doners.

    What have kebabs got to do with it?

  150. The Temporal Cold War was my favorite arc by XPACT · · Score: 1

    The Temporal Cold War was my favorite arc, however I didn't like the Xindi arc. It was totaly 9/11 replica. The Temporal Cold war was promising arc, you had misteriuos Daniels, you had the Tholinas non-humanoid race with advanced technologies and the Sulibans all of them competing in that Cold War it was really interesting. I know my spelling was wrong :)) I am not an enlgish speaking guy :)))

    1. Re:The Temporal Cold War was my favorite arc by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      I know the similarities to 9/11 were really over-the-top, but at least the characters started showing signs of growth and character depth! They actually got angry, and sad, and they actually had a reason to! And that fragile little "warp 5" expirement finally stopped running around in space as invincible as the Enterprise D.

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  151. A nicer sentiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sorry to just go and reply to the first post, which I'll probably do as AC anyway, but here goes:

    Disclaimer:
    I've never seen the show.
    I haven't seen any trek since TNG, when it was showing in first run, regular TV. I found it a pretty decent show. Likable, but I can't say I got too upset when it ended.

    Three million dollars raised to save a television show?
    Jesus Christ.

    It's only television, folks, a show that would seem to be unviable, not some kid who needs a kidney operation and can't afford it or a village whose hospital got wiped out by a tsunami. The people on the show are actors. They'll get other jobs. The writers will write other stories. Life will go on.

    I know this will look like a troll to a lot of you, but I'm really being sincere. I'm really, honestly horrified. That's why I have to write this.

    Step back a minute and ask yourself why this show matters to you. Why would you take a chunk of cash and use it to try and keep some program, a program that you've already paid for, on the air? Isn't there *something* better that you could be doing with your life.
    How deep in debt are you at the moment?

    There is so much going on in the world right now. So many things you are missing.
    (I'll assume you're missing them, otherwise I couldn't imagine how you'd give a fuck about some television program that most of you'll admit isn't really that good.)

    While you sit in front of the television, your country is changing, and you've given it your tacit approval. The rest of the world is watching as America spreads a wave of horror upon everything it touches. You watch your television for 3 hours a day, but somehow come away knowing less than you did before you started.

    Please, unplug your television. Sell it. Cancel your cable. That $30 a month or whatever you pay will buy you a cheap plane ticket once a year. Go somewhere. Do something. See something. Form your opinions of people in foreign countries by meeting those people and talking to them, rather than by parroting something you heard on The Simpsons.

    Your life is way too short to waste it watching *any* television.

    1. Re:A nicer sentiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then why are you wasting time posting holier-than-thou homilies in Slashdot, for crissakes.

      Follow your own damn advice, bud. Turn off the computer as well as the TV.

      Oh wait...I'll bet you ENJOY doing this. Guess what, so do Trek fans. And it inspires some of us to dream. And many to ACT on those dreams.

      There's ALWAYS another charity or problem or whatever to throw money at. Some are needed, but methinks all of them are not.

      But who spends money on INSPIRATION? Trek fans, I'm glad to say.

      Also...why should we even listen to your opinon when you haven't seen the show, etc. Your opinion is thereby worthless, by your own admission.

    2. Re:A nicer sentiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Then why are you wasting time posting holier-than-thou homilies in Slashdot, for crissakes.

      >Follow your own damn advice, bud. Turn off the computer as well as the TV.

      I had spent the earlier part of the evening in the darkroom, developing a couple of rolls of film that I shot today. While they were drying, I cooked dinner and ate it with my girlfriend. While I was scanning them, (very slow process,) I was browsing the web and made a post on slashdot. Sue me.

      >Oh wait...I'll bet you ENJOY doing this. Guess what, so do Trek fans. And it inspires some of us to dream. And many to ACT on those dreams.

      How's that rocket ship coming along? Still up on blocks in the garage?

      >There's ALWAYS another charity or problem or whatever to throw money at. Some are needed, but methinks all of them are not.

      Somewhere between a hundred thousand and two hundred thousand people were killed the day after Christmas. Throwing a bit of money at them would be a Really Good Thing. Might even save a life. Think about that. (You can even deduct that from your taxes. Just check that box labeled "another charity or problem or whatever...")

      (Also, who the fuck says "methinks"? Every time you say that, you are pushing yourself just a little bit farther away from getting laid. Really. Don't ever say that again.)

      >Also...why should we even listen to your opinon when you haven't seen the show, etc. >Your opinion is thereby worthless, by your own admission.

      I've seen television. Watching television is a waste of time. Not worth it. Sure, I've never seen Buffy or the O.C. or The Sopranos, but aside from not being a part of the cultural hive mind, I don't really feel like I'm missing anything.

      The average adult American spent 1,669 hours watching television in 2004. That's 69.5 full days. That's 4.5 hours out of every single day of the year.

      Life is too goddamned short to piss away 70 days of every year. (That's 105 days if you add in time for sleep.)

  152. stop, please just stop by FSK · · Score: 1

    For the love god, what the hell is wrong with people.

    Here's a suggestion for anyone who has thought about donating to this madness

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  153. We are nerds, resistance is futile! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Granted, I like Enterprise and all, especially now that the show is actually getting good this season

    Good grief! Why did you like it before???

    (and not to forget about T'Pol's boobies ;-)

    Oh! Sorry to have bothered you ;-)

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  154. Lyrics by abb3w · · Score: 1
    The music in itself doesn't bother me. In fact, I rather liked the contrast to the vast symphonic majesty of the other Trek pieces; a theme that starts simple, but builds and grows more complex-- in a way, representing the state of the proto-federation. But IMNSHO, the presense of the singers detracts from the music.

    The problem isn't that the lyrics are bad-- it's that they're there.

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  155. Jumping the shark by gr8_phk · · Score: 0

    IMHO, X-Files went to crap because they started focusing on all the things that made the show great. In the old days, most episodes were unrelated cases with this occasional alien/government/conspiracy in the background and a bit of sexual tension between the main characters. These elements in moderation made it more interesting. Toward the end the conspiracy became the ONLY thing they focused on and since resolving the mystery would end the show, they were stuck with the awkward situation of chasing the conspiracy ad-nausium. Other shows have failed for similar reason: Ally McBeal IMHO was entertaining with these sometime quirky characters. When they decided that's what made the show good, they concentrated on those aspects until the characters were all a bunch of freaks. Star Trek gets on shakey ground whenever they focus too much on nifty "tech" or ongoing story lines. And of course Happy Days failed the same way by focusing on Fonzies coolness by having him "jump the shark". Anyway, it's not how long a show runs, IMHO it's when they start focusing on the good elements too much that it goes to crap. I suppose that happens when the writers can't think of any new story ideas. Hmmm.

    1. Re:Jumping the shark by snooo53 · · Score: 1
      I think you're right. I've always thought the first season of X-files was the best since each episode had to survive on it's own merits. The only real connection or story arc was this govt. conspiracy thing. There's definitely something to be said for subtlety. Too many times, producers seem to concentrate on what they see as being the most important aspects and then it gets thrown in your face... intead of being ehancing elements, they become the show and it gets bogged down.

      Again, like with Enterprise. Someone thought, "Hey, time travel is this nifty idea that everyone loves, we can make the entire series about that!" I wish I could find a comment someone made a while back about how there should be a 50 year moratorium on time travel stories in Sci-Fi. It definitely backfired in Enterprise in that they boxed themselves in that storyline. The Xindi arc, in retrospect, was not a bad idea (like the temporal cold war), it just seemed to get tedious after a while. I think a lot of that was due to the acting though... the characters focused too much on stereotypical personality types instead of having multiple dimensions like a real person. But yeah you're right, subtle elements that enhance shows should not become the focus

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  156. Counting heads ... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
    ... three anonymous contributors ...

    We are in the commercial space flight industry and would like to testify that at least one out of two of all the actual entrepreneurs involved in this industry has been inspired by Star Trek; and we are not only good at watching TV sci-fi , we are also good at writing checks, big checks.

    So, that puts the number of "actual entrepreneurs" in the "space flight industry" somewhere between three and six, worldwide. Hmmm. How inspirational can something be if it only inspired three people, and only six people in the world do it anyway?

    In the extreme, they can get together and buy the rights to Enterprise from Paramount and Gene's estate and put the show on themselves. But they'll still have the problem of finding people to watch it. They'll get a bump when the first few episodes come out, just from curious viewers who want to see if the show is any good, but if it isn't, they'll go away just like they have gone away already.

  157. U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative
    NASA was first at every major achievement in space except the satellite, what else could be shown (up to the point where they show made-up stuff)?

    WHAT?

    First ballistic missile: Germans

    First orbitting artificial satellite: Russians

    First animal in space: Russians

    First animal to survive reentry: Russians

    First Man in space: Russians

    First Woman in space: Russians

    First robot lander on the moon: Russians

    First "once around the moon": Russians IIRC

    First robot on mars: I think russians...

    Unless you define "major achievement" as including the word "american" after that "first" bit, you are extremely ignorant. If you do, you're just plain jingo.

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    1. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impressive. Very impressive. Now consider why no one knows about this list. Because it is boring. What is remembered are the first humans to land on another world. Americans. Nearly 40 years ago.

    2. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by AJWM · · Score: 1

      First robot on mars: I think russians...

      No, the Russians or more specificially the Soviets had no success with their Mars probes. Ironic for the Red Planet.

      They did have the first robotic landers on Venus, however.

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    3. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      First "unmanned once around the moon," actually, wasn't it? And you forgot "first space station".

    4. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      No, the Russians or more specificially the Soviets had no success with their Mars probes.

      They did try, though?

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    5. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by Buran · · Score: 2, Informative

      First "once around the moon": Russians IIRC

      The first manned flight around the Moon was Apollo 8, in December 1968. The closest the Soviets ever came to replicating that feat was a few unmanned Zond craft. The N-1 manned lunar booster never successfully launched -- too many problems with the first stage.

      The Russians have also never sent a working lander to Mars -- Mars 6 did land a vehicle in 1973, but it never sent back any useful data. First mission to make it was Viking 1 in 1976. Then Viking 2 that same year, then Pathfinder in 1997, and now we have the rovers.

    6. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First ballistic missile: Germans
      * First orbitting artificial satellite: Russians
      * First animal in space: Russians
      * First animal to survive reentry: Russians
      * First Man in space: Russians
      * First Woman in space: Russians
      * First robot lander on the moon: Russians
      * First "once around the moon": Russians IIRC
      * First robot on mars: I think russians...


      You forgot:

      * First economy to permanently collapse leaving everyone poor and starving: Russians

    7. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by AJWM · · Score: 1

      They tried, but lost contact with their probes before they ever got to Mars.

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    8. Re:U.S. propaganda works SO WELL!!! by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Actually, it sort of was the Germans who did 2-8 too. Sure, they were working for the Americans or the Russians, but . . .

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  158. If it's so important to them by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    Then why weren't these "big contributors" purchasing advertising spots to run with Enterprise? That would make more sense. It's all about money to the network execs anyway... Show gets lots of advertiser interest, show stays on air. Show doesn't get advertisers, show goes away.

  159. Space flight industry to the rescue? by linebackn · · Score: 1

    Let's hope that the commercial wormhole industry comes to the rescue if Stargate SG1 gets canceled.

  160. Brand new information! by Jadeus · · Score: 1

    People have (aha!) different opinions!

    Some people like the show and watch it every week. Some would prefer writing documentation to having to sit through an episode. What a shocker that we can differ.

    I missed most of the first season but I've watched every episode I could since, and I really like Enterprise. No, it's not TNG, nor DS9 (my favorite, tied w/Enterprise but come on, we all know you can't really beat DS9), and it's not TOS or Voyager either. Before it came out, what I heard was "something like Starfleet academy" and "meeting Klingons." More or less, that's what it's delivered. GEFM.

    So for all you "I hate it, therefore it sucks and these people should get lives," types, please just don't watch it, and let the rest of us keep our show.

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  161. Cruel and unsympathetic ;-) by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I am so sick of this red herring fallacy. There is always something more worthwhile to spend our money on. How can the government give money to the military when our schools and hospitals are so desperately in need of cash?

    Well, that's perfectly logical: Bad schools mean the kids have no choice but to join the military, and what with a lot of 'em getting blown to bits in exotic locales, well there really isn't much point to funding the hospitals.

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  162. I don't usually post, just read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though I love the new Battlestar Galactica, ST is much different, much more inspiring, much grander and in a way believeable. I've watched them all (even early DS9 and some voyager), even though I used to hate it.

    Figured I'd donate just by posting my positiveness about the new enterprise show, which I only caught onto this year. UPN comes in fuzzy and dark near us, even on cable, the quality looked low, so it didn't interest me... until I downloaded every single episode from bittorrent networks, and caught up with what I missed. It truly was getting much much better near the very end! So don't let it end just yet, let it end as a finished chapter in a long story, not like losing the book in the middle of reading.

    1. Re:I don't usually post, just read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There we go, another great use for P2P, maybe nielsen ratings should include tv show downloads?

      UPN is always fuzzy and lo-def looking. Grainy might be the right word?

  163. Futurama Episode 4ACV11 by Otto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it have to be?
    Does it have to be just a television program? Can't it grow into something more? Can't it be a movement? Can't it be a means to spreading a message of hope and logic and tolerance?


    Thus begins the first steps toward the Church of Trek.

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  164. what a waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this show sucks!

  165. Re: grow up ! by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When the studios are catering to the advertisers, the shows are, hum, bland, and that's why they lose viewers.

    I bet if the show was 50% funded by contributions, not only would the authors be able to say to the advertisers: We are making the show people actually want to watch, they would also attract better advertisers, because they would realise that there is a serious fanbase that's willing to pay good money for what they want (and that's who advertisers are trying to reach in the first place).

    I also think that show writers will spend a little more time getting ideas and feeling the waters from the forums rather than in the board rooms, the quality of the show will skyrocket. And the fanbase will grow as well.

    I also wonder whether they could then do some non-advertiser shows, meaning, show a 58 minute show instead of 40 minutes cut every eight minutes by commercials. I would watch that show. I would. I enjoyed the first remake with stewart, and saw many. Lately, though, can't stand the commercials and the poor acting. (send your actors to Shakespearean schools dammit!)

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    "Piter, too, is dead."

  166. Sci Fi and Stargate SG-1 by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    At this risk of being redundant, I'll bite.

    Until you consider the demographic that Enterprise caters to. Enterprise is on at the same time Stargate SG:1 is on. Sure one can watch Enterprise first and watch Sci Fi's repeats of SG-1, Atlantis and Battlestar Galactica, but that is for the well informed. If it is just the average joe they then have e to pick one show over the other.

    It will never happen (but I can dream can't I) but it would be great if Sci Fi picked up Enterprise and threw it on the Friday night line up. again it would never happen (Sci Fi owned by Universal VS the United Paramount Network (UPN)) but that would be the most logical.

    Staying in my little dream world though, Enterprise would take a cut in their budget if it did move to Sci Fi...

  167. Re: grow up ! by JDax · · Score: 0, Troll

    All the fanboys have moved on to that new Battlestar Galactica.

    You mean the sickos who have moved to that.

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  168. Hey, are you the Comic Book guy? by simetra · · Score: 1
    From the Simpsons?

    I don't know what you're all complaining about, that Vulcan chick has some nice breasts; though it looks like she's lost weight, and hence, breastage as of late. Hmmm. I wonder what Gene would think about that.


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    1. Re:Hey, are you the Comic Book guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it wasn't her uniform that lost its "weight" - i.e. padding?

      Perhaps we're gearing up for some "it's COLD in space!" scenes, you know.

  169. PBS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Star Trek moving to PBS now?

  170. What about long-term solutions? by solomonrex · · Score: 0

    The better option is not to give the money, but invest it. That way, the fans have a conduit for expression. Now they can continue this subpar TV show without remorse, and hope they can get more 'donations' in the future. Star Trek Telethons, anyone?

  171. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by Cowclops · · Score: 1

    Do you pronounce cheque as "check-kay" or "check-kwah?"

  172. Mir! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    And you forgot "first space station".

    Damn!
    I actually had an argument with my high school english teacher about it, too!

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  173. Clickon on the saveenterprise URL above by ufpdom · · Score: 1

    Reveals something really disturbing: http://www.saveenterprise.com/3m_contribution.htm If you are trying to fight the people who are cancelling the show.. Then why the hell on the right hand side is there amazon.com advertisements. Kinda seems oxymoronish IMHO. Why push product for the people you are trying to go against. Is this the new marketing. I know its not the siteowners fault but its ironic. Its like a Anti-Tobacco ad then seeing advertisement links for "Buy Marlboro packs cheap here!"

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    There's no Freedom like UFP-dom
  174. Define "useful" please : ) by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Mars 6 did land a vehicle in 1973, but it never sent back any useful data.

    Did it send back data at all?

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:Define "useful" please : ) by Buran · · Score: 1

      They sent two landers, another in 1971, it turns out. Only one succeeded at all -- am not sure which -- but it stopped sending after 30 seconds. I'm not sure what it did send back.

    2. Re:Define "useful" please : ) by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Only one succeeded at all -- am not sure which -- but it stopped sending after 30 seconds.

      Partial success then... they learned that martian landers are short lived ;-)

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      You can't take the sky from me...

  175. In other words by geekoid · · Score: 1

    rich people are trying to force a company to air what they want, regardless of what the majority viewers want.

    Isn't that nice.

    Oh wait, this is ST:Enterpoop, never mind.

    of course if Bill Gates paid to keep 'Friends' on the air, mu comment wuold have been modded to +5 faster then you can say "Hypocrite".

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  176. That's the problem with American TV by drsquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All you're interested in is making season after season, whether it's any good or not. Why don't you concentrate on making one GOOD season rather than half a dozen crap ones? You're never going to have enough good material to fill that many episodes up, so you just end up spreading it thinly. Just look at typical US sitcoms, like Friends (400000 episodes, 12 jokes), or Star Trek (3000 episodes, 2 plots).

    A better way to do this, rather than to raise a load of money then make a programme, would be to come up with some decent scripts, and then get the money to make them. Doing it this way probably means you'll end up raising a load of money, getting them to make the programmes and finding out they're crap that they threw together just because someone else was paying and they got the profit.

    1. Re:That's the problem with American TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you being served?
      Eastenders
      Teletubbies

      For that matter, even though I love it,

      Dr Who

    2. Re:That's the problem with American TV by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I think that pretty much proves my point. Dr Who might invoke nostalgia, but if you go back and watch it you'll see it's not that good, although it was better than most. It had enough material to fill the episodes they made, so it didn't feel dragged out like 'Enterprise'. In episdoes things actualy happened, I don't recall many episodes of Dr Who where they spent the whole episode sat in the phonebox contemplating the ethical issues of killing daleks.

      Thinking about it, I have a few ideas to save Star Trek:

      1. Better plots. Each episode should be largely self-contained. Story arcs aren't the ingredients of 'intelligent' programmes, they're the ingredients of soaps. Stretching a story out over 20 episodes doesn't raise its quality, it spreads it thinly. Each episode should have something INTERESTING happen. Either discovering something interesting like a new planet/spaceship, or something interesting happening on the ship. And by that I don't mean some 'Next Generation' style moral dilemma which means the entire episode consists of standing about pretending to be 'deep' and 'insightful'.

      2. A decent captain. One with presence and charisma, more like Kirk or Picard than that cranky bitch on her period, or that librarian on 'Enterprise'. He needs to be male, he needs to have gumption, he doesn't need to bother about finding the most moral and politically-correct solution to everything.

      3. Decent aliens. Aliens with giant laser-guns and fancy space-ships, spaceships that the protagonists can fight and shoot at. We need decent space-fights, not anti-climactic cop-out peaceful endings after a whole episode of build-up.

      4. No dull plot-devices involving holodecks or the borg or invincible space-ghosts who can destroy everything in a 10-million light-year radius with a single thought. No time-travel either.

      5. Decent side-characters. More spocks, less bland and wooden characters like everyone off the next generation, especially Riker. And that psychologist woman. The characters should have their own traits and personalities and flaws, rather than the sickeningly moral and perfect chars off TNG. They should be played by half-decent actors, not 'come in, read-out the script in monotone, fuck off home'.

      6. Some actually science in. It doesn't have to be exactly real or possible, but it should be at least slightly probably, so you can think about whether it could be real or not, or what implications it should have. Transport-beams or holodecks are plausable, warp-drives are an interesting concept. Space-ghosts aren't.

      7. No equivalent to Wesley Crusher, Star-trek's answer to Scrappy-Doo. Irritating, pointless, no-one likes him, but everyone watches every week in a slim hope that he gets murdered by Data.

    3. Re:That's the problem with American TV by tommertron · · Score: 1
      2. A decent captain. One with presence and charisma, more like Kirk or Picard than that cranky bitch on her period, or that librarian on 'Enterprise'. He needs to be male, he needs to have gumption, he doesn't need to bother about finding the most moral and politically-correct solution to everything.

      Sorry, but that's the problem Enterprise faced. They tried to make Jonathan Archer too impulsive, always going with his gut instinct. He just wasn't refined enough. He didn't quote Shakespeare or really ponder things like Kirk or Picard. Kirk and Picard were pretty unwavering in their morals, but they were certainly able to discuss the details of those morals. Of course, when there was a decision that needed to be made, they made it.

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    4. Re:That's the problem with American TV by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      in a slim hope that he gets murdered by Data.

      Shit, I'd pay $3 million just to see THAT.

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    5. Re:That's the problem with American TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      drsquare sed:
      The characters should have their own traits and personalities and flaws, rather than the sickeningly moral and perfect chars off TNG.
      Reginald Barclay. Roe Lehran (sp?).
  177. Has anyone asked the question... by h4rdc0d3 · · Score: 1

    I'm probably too late in the discussion to get any responses for this, but has anyone asked the question of will Paramount even agree to it? Meaning, even if the required ~$36M or so is raised to cover the production costs, Paramount/UPN/whoever else still needs to agree to produce and air another season. Have they already agreed? If not, who's to say they will?

  178. Enterprise is just failed potential. by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    I never liked the theme song. Didn't require an orchestra, required a singer. I could swear I'd heard the song before, too. Maybe it was written to sound familiar.

    I managed to watch the first season; maybe the second. Most of my dorm at the time watched it. But it isn't very captivating. Reduce the max warp speed, take out transporters, allude to the prime directive of the other series, and you basically have the other series. This one offered nothing new or interesting.

    Star Trek has never really been about social commentary. Well, maybe the original series was in a couple of places. TNG was a fan of pop psychology. I missed out on DS9 thanks to poor and shifting timeslots. Voyager was unique in the doctor, the "nowhere near home" premise, and the 2-crew origin, but ultimately, the series completely forgot how it started. In none of those series did they need to stop and the end of the episode and tell people "you need to be more tolerant of people with AIDS." Thanks, but I'm sure I can find my own copy of Aesop's fables.

    When I had first heard about Enterprise and how it was taking place before the other series, I had hoped for a series without universal translators, shields (AKA polarizing hull plating), and all the comforts of life the cronologically later series enjoyed. But for the most part, it's the same setting, just without any restrictions on how it needs to fit in with the Star Trek canon.

  179. He's dead, Jim! by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 0
    Its time to let this one go, kids. Star Trek has had a good run (I've been watching it since its debut in the 60's), but its tired, stale, and its begging to be released into the night to begin that long, cold sleep.

    All the money in the world can't save it. Put down your petitions, signs, and Klingon costumes and move on to other more important and worthwhile issues. Unlike Peter Pan, we all have to grow up sometime.

  180. Wouldn't that be by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Did you hear that "whoosh" sound? That was the joke, going past you, at Warp Speed!"

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    1. Re:Wouldn't that be by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

      What sound? Isn't space a vacuum?

    2. Re:Wouldn't that be by geekoid · · Score: 1

      who said it was in space?

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  181. what a buncha nerds by killtheOSSnazis · · Score: 1

    I cant believe 3 nerds donated 3mil for a stupid tv show to stay on the air... there are better things they could of done with 3mil, like charities.. but no they need their nerdy shows /rolleyes.. people are stupid what can I say?

  182. Dangerous precedent. by AKosygin · · Score: 1

    I do not think it is a good idea to donate to a "for profit" thing without strings attached. It leads to dangerous precedents. What is to stop Paramount next time from deliberately cancelling a show to make the fans pay for more, even if it is not a budget nor a ratings issue? This breaks the system.

    The point is that ratings is suppose to drive the people at Paramount to make a good show, if they don't make one that is good to gain the ratings and viewership of the fans, then they don't get the money to continue. And if they are good with the show, then people will watch, advertisers will pay, and Paramount gets rewarded with money for a job well done.

    To give them money despite the low ratings might do more harm than good. It is like "Wow, if we do a bad job, we will still get money. Let's not do anything." I don't think that is right. Also, if you really believe that Enterprise is good, then watch it and give good ratings, send fan mail, call your TV station (or UPN directly); but don't give them free money without strings attached. Doing so will lead them to take advantage of you to "charge you more" and raise prices.

    1. Re:Dangerous precedent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your point, but this is highlighting a flaw in the ratings system more than anything else, and showing something about the problems posed by people who just won't stop thinking on a small scale.

      On a global scale, Enterprise has a reasonably large worldwide audience (~10% of the tv audience in Germany for example). Those people definitely don't feature in UPN's rating figures! It is partly that audience who apparently feel a large enough interest in the show to pay something into this fund. That's pretty much what the fund means, more than anything else; it's the old 'voting with your wallet' thing all over again.

      Finally, I don't think anybody is planning on raising this money twice, or once per season - not this way, anyway. If this were to become a standard revenue model, I suspect TrekUnited would be putting a different face on it; knowing that the contribution would be accepted and is necessary for Paramount, they would be in a good position to demand something like "Everybody who contributes to it gets fifty percent off the DVDs" or whatever floats the collective boat.

      This is a one-off situation, it's an attempt to make the point, and if successful, I guess it could change the funding model for good (which could only be a positive event, since we're in an ever-descending spiral towards total 24-hour dreck).

  183. Re: grow up ! by cypher073 · · Score: 1

    I've been a strong fan of Star Trek since watching reruns of TOS on Sunday morning, and I really wanted to like Enterprise. I even managed to put aside my deeply rooted Bakula aversion and that I believed that the idea of a prequel was flawed from the onset. I sat through the a good portion of the first season to give the show a fair shake. I really tried, but I hate Enterprise. The plots are recycled, the characters are paper thin (sorta like T'Pol's catsuits), and canon is out the window. I'm sure this goes against popular opinion here, but I for one will be glad when it's off the air. I desperately want another (good) Star Trek series, but Enterprise is not it and never has been. As for the new Galactica series, I have to say I enjoy it, but then I was never a fan of the original.

  184. It will be called by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Star Trek: The Apology!

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  185. Yes, it does. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    TV cost too much to air and not at least break even, much less loose money hand over fist.

    "Can't it grow into something more? Can't it be a movement? Can't it be a means to spreading a message of hope and logic and tolerance?"
    sure, if you get good writing, plots, acting, and don't screw with the mythos. Or better, create a new original mythos.

    Sadly, it CAN be a cash cow, but Rick Berman has no idea hot to create something good...or original.

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    1. Re:Yes, it does. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      loose money hand over fist.

      I don't think they've lost money yet.
      They have had less return on their investment, though.

      Rick Berman has no idea hot to create something good...or original.

      Preachin' to the choir! I hate him.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

  186. Can't be for real by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

    "Star Trek has inspired us, and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song that tells so much about our struggle to move space travel forward and closer to the public"

    The show is finally statring to get good, but the theme song? Superb? Give me a break! This thing has got to be a hoax.

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    The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
  187. ENT finale episode (spoilers) by payndz · · Score: 1
    There's a big thread over at TrekBBS discussing the finale, with spoilers provided by a poster whom numerous people there consider a highly reliable source.

    He hates it.

    Spoilers coming up...

    .

    .

    .

    .

    TNG's Riker and Troi are in 1/3 of the episode, on the Enterprise-D's (yes, D, the one that got wrecked in Generations more than a decade ago) holodeck watching some sort of 'historical record' of the NX-01's mission. Trip Tucker dies at the end of the story... well, series.

    This is what Rick Berman has described as a "valentine" to the fans. Well, I didn't even get a card on Feb 14th, but that's still better than being fucked up the ass!

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  188. I think this is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The giveaway:

    "...and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song..."

    Come on, someone is extracting the urine.

  189. Tsunami donation or give to Trekkies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was going to give $100 to the Tsunami victims, but if Enterprise needs some money to make the next season, I'm wondering if I shouldn't give to the 'Save Enterprise' group instead.

    Would I still get the tax deduction for charitable donations?

  190. It's getting good. by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

    It should be canceled. It's just starting to get good. Heck the even finally explained the Klingon head ridges being gone in Kirk's era. The show is really starting to take off. They're just not giving it a fair chance. DS9 didn't really start to get good until it's 4th season and it held on for 7 seasons.

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    ---- "Excuse me. Where's the children's gun section?"

  191. Nothing "elitist" about knowing where donations go by jbn-o · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think most people are choosing to do exactly that--not give any money. It's okay to talk about why we're not giving money.

    I'm choosing to do that for a good reason: I'd get nothing for my donation. When I donate money to my local community radio station, a far more cash-poor outfit than Viacom, I get a t-shirt or a CD. Gifts like these are small but nice (this is a common way for the organization to say thanks to their donors). Even though my community radio station is incorporated, I get something far more valuable for my contribution: I become a member of the station. I volunteer there and I can rise as far in the station's hierarchy as I wish to go. I can make important station decisions as I dedicate more of my time and effort there. Anyone in the public can come to periodic meetings where everyone (who isn't on-air) goes to meet and discuss station issues. This is unusual--corporations are built to deny democratic access.

    Quite the contrary is true of donating to a multinational corporation like Viacom. You'll get nothing in return for your donation (not even a DVD copy of the episodes you helped to make possible--considering how few people are donating, this would cost virtually nothing to supply). As a producer, you'll have to see the shows you funded with ads as they run on TV the first time. In exchange for paying the production costs, you won't control the copyright to the episodes (even jointly with all the other donors).

    So when the revenue from DVDs and syndication dries up, you will have no power to relicense the shows you paid for. This means you can't relicense the shows under, say, a Creative Commons license where others can non-commercially share and enjoy the show, or build on it so long as they share their work under the same terms you shared your sponsored work with them ("ShareAlike").

    This donation effort is apparently run by people who don't seem to understand the wisdom behind not treating a corporation like a charity. They also don't seem to get that when you pay for something to be produced you get more control over the result. Considering all the additional revenue Viacom makes from Star Trek (merchandising, for instance), which apparently Viacom would be allowed to keep, it becomes clear that these donors aren't so much donating to keep Enterprise going as they are donating to keep Viacom going.

  192. Great what a wonderful idea! by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    I am being sarcastic. This is a stupid idea simply because it is going to set an evil precedent. Some exec somewhere is going to get the idea that fans should financially support television shows and next thing you know our cable/satellite bills will have a subsidy or a "content delivery" fee on them with that money funnelling back to the network execs.

    If I start paying to help produce the shows I watch then I want 59 minutes of show and 1 minute of commercials not 40 minutes of show and 20 minutes of commercials like it is now. (That one minute is so I can run to the bathroom if necessary).

  193. Counterpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I understand what you say. But maybe the people think that the economic and legal system of the US is slanted a little too much towards helping the have-mores to get even further ahead of the have-nots. To people with such a view, responsible donating of money back to help the less fortunate is not only a good thing, it's the right thing.

    When you get down to it, this view makes sense. The rich can't get richer if not for the patronage of their customers/clients/whatever who for the most part are generally the less fortunate.

  194. I'm gonna get flamed, but here goes... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    If the show was any good then they would continue it.

    This is just like all of those people who bitched and complained about the Montreal Expos moving to Washington. If all of those people had given a damn and shown up at the ballpark then the Expos would have stayed a viable team.

    If the show was good enough to attract enough viewers and generate enough revenue then it wouldn't have been canceled.

  195. Indeed. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    at Warp Speed!

    That is cuter.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  196. Little big shots in Hollywood by istewart · · Score: 1

    Point is, though, the producers think it's the greatest thing ever. With the exception of Manny Coto, who's the one behind the well-liked episodes this season, everybody else thinks the show up till now has been just grand. Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, the two guys who have been running the show completely since DS9 ended, honestly believe that the first three years of the show are quality entertainment.

    Another case in point: Berman is apparently working on a script treatment for Star Trek XI with some guy who produced the Inspector Gadget movies for Disney (including the direct to video sequel). In an interview he gave on this subject, Berman said that Nemesis was a great movie and he can't understand why it did so poorly. Perhaps that was because it was in fact an AWFUL movie, and he's gotten it into his head that he can do no wrong. He and Braga were saying the same thing about Enterprise when it was about to be canned last time around. It's still pretty mediocre, but at least Manny Coto sees the flaws and listens to the fans.

    1. Re:Little big shots in Hollywood by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Well, there's one good thing that's very likely to come out of this. No matter what happens to the franchines, I think it's extremely unlikely that B&B will have any kind of direct involvement in Star Trek again. The only problem is that there may not be any more franchise TV or big screen releases, period, but I don't want to try to predict the future.

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    2. Re:Little big shots in Hollywood by istewart · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of people, from Manny Coto who's currently on the inside to J. Michael Strazyncki (sp) who's a big Hollywood scifi player, who do NOT want to see such a thing happen. I think Johnathan Frakes would even come back for a movie or even a TV show, at least in a director's capacity. He's said that he misses the days of filming TNG.

      Besides, Star Trek is one of Paramount's biggest cash cows. I think if Viacom didn't have MTV then the Paramount studio would have a lot more pressure on it to put out good product. The problem, of course, is that they've been treating it as a cash cow and assuming the fans will keep on coming back for more. That's not true. If the finale spoilers I just read are true (and there's no reason to believe that they aren't) then the fan goodwill for Enterprise is going to be wasted and so, I think, is a good portion of B&B's credibility with the suits. If only...

  197. Space, the final (and we do mean final) frontier by istewart · · Score: 1

    These are the voyages of the starship Uninspired.

    Its continuing mission:

    To beat strange, old horse corpses.

    To seek out banal plotlines and bad characterization.

    To horribly fuck up that which has not been this horribly fucked up before.

    (Cue Alexander Courage theme played through a toy synthesizer)

  198. Re:Lost faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this off topic? The parent poster is stating that the fact that this might even happen has show the how pathetic the human race is. Imagine what could be done with 3 million dallors. Perhaps in actually space travel R&D.

  199. Re:True. Very True by istewart · · Score: 1
    At that age, Star Trek posed the concept to me of a machine that could figure anything out and answer all my questions.


    So after your first computer didn't work out, you tried to build Spock?
  200. star trek by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

    Arent people tired of watching the same ideas over and over again? I mean,they always use the same themes,no originality whatsoever.They always have an intriguing or wannabe special character like spock,data,7 of 9, odo, and now hum!!! another vulcan with breasts...if we follow that pattern we'll end up with another start trek series with another androidm but this time he' going to have human emotion and will want to revert back to simpler equation while battling cowboys rangers on a fifth dimension wormhole created by too much warp engine. It's all the same, give it a rest FOREVER! It was good but it's gone,,,no more return of the dead series pleaasse

  201. Re:CmdrTaco needs a spell checker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are either not a USian or an idiot. The American spelling (for use in US publications) is check. American Express calls their traveler's checks "Traveler's Cheques" for reasons of affect.

  202. Star Trek's special place by 1ione1 · · Score: 1

    Arguing that, based on comparisions with other Sci-Fi series, Enterprise does not deserve to be continued, is missing a vital point. Sci-Fi is an aspect of Star Trek, but not what makes it great television.

    Star Trek depicts humanity in pursuit of its highest ideals: discovery, technology, and civilization.

    How many TV shows offer such a hopeful vision of the future of humanity? And do so with a primary basis that isn't depressing (Earth invaded/ruined, widespread depravity, etc.)?

    Frankly, I don't keep up with television other than Star Trek, but I doubt there is any television show that provides such a truly positive feedback loop for society. That is what makes Star Trek so great. That is why it is so important that Star Trek carry on.

  203. hey, take a deep breath . . . by Kris+Magnusson · · Score: 1

    they show the international space station in the intro. besides, who's to say that the space shuttle and early warp ship shown in the intro are american?

    ..... kris

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    1. Re:hey, take a deep breath . . . by compwiz3688 · · Score: 1

      who's to say that the space shuttle and early warp ship shown in the intro are american?

      It was established in ST: First Contact that the first warp ship came from Montana.

    2. Re:hey, take a deep breath . . . by barawn · · Score: 1

      There are two warp ships shown in the intro (before Enterprise, of course) - one is the Phoenix and one is a ship heading to a Moon colony.

      Also, being from Montana doesn't necessarily mean American - at least, not US. The Phoenix was launched after WW3 - the US might not have been around then.

  204. On a parallel topic... by jo42 · · Score: 1

    Someone please explain to me why Andromeda is still on the air...

    1. Re:On a parallel topic... by snarkasaurus · · Score: 1

      Enterprise costs multiple millions per episode to make. Andromeda costs multiple thousands per episode.

      They draw roughly the same audience. Since network big cheeses have assistants who are good at math, Andromeda survives and Enterprise doesn't.

      That's called "Capitalism". This being Slashdot it may be a new concept for you.

  205. I come to bury Enterprise by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Fans, Trekkies,
    Trekkers, lend me your Spock ears;
    I come to bury Enterprise, not to praise it.
    The crap that men write lives after them;
    The good episodes are oft recorded with the bad;
    So let it be with Enterprise.

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    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  206. That was close by zakharin · · Score: 0

    Goof thing you said after

  207. Re:True. Very True by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    No. But, when I finished soldering my Sinclair ZX-80 together in 1981 and I typed:

    "What is the circumference of the world?"

    at the prompt and got "SYNTAX ERROR", I knew something was wrong. I shudder to think that if Google existed back then, I never would have gotten into computers as much as I have now because I COULD have asked that kind of question and gotten some responses. I suppose I would have wound up focusing on other interests (electronics, kite building, mechanics, etc...)

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  208. $$$ Better Spent and Battlestar Galactica by TheDoctorWho · · Score: 1

    Star Trek will return once again, without the need for donations.

  209. Star Trek is not just about the TV show,... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Star Trek is a way of life.
    There's morals and values in Star Trek that the rest of the world could gain a lot from.

    I've NEVER been much of a trek fan but I respect the show more and more the older I get.
    The way that the characters and infact entire human race behave on the show in regards to all bettering humanity
    You don't see picard in the ready room haggling for a wage increase.
    You don't see the characters over-obsessed with material items.

    This is a little off topic but this planet (in my opinion) is being effectively "raped" for resources.
    The humans are marketed to, we love our material items, we are wasteful, we don't recycle.
    The majority of our "life dreams" is to own a home / have a family, maybe a boat and a bigass sports car.
    We don't seem to care about mother nature, hurting other people and other such things.

    The people rewarded in life are the greedy ones, the marketers, the stockholders, the CEO's etc
    The people REALLY furthering the advancement of humanity, the people in labs trying to help with cures for diseases, charity workers, scientists trying to work on sustainable renewable energy things like that - are they rewarded?

    This planet is essentially a nasty evil place (at times and in some ways, not all the time of course)

    As i've slowly realised this the last 24 months and seen the world for what it is, things like Star Trek stick out in my mind as something we as humans could all learn from.

    ALL races ALL working together to help each other and help US as HUMAN beings in our LONG TERM survival and betterment, NOT just corporation X or country Y generating X revenue or having spending up 3% etc

    So while Star Trek appears dorky to some (and i've always said that myself) I truely can appreciate the show's values far more than most television aired.

    Disclaimer:
    Yes, there's many generalisations it's to get the point across, I don't mean anyone and everyone is evil or does / doesn't recycle or live with good values.
    I also certainly know star trek doesn't always live to perfect values, but generally the peaceful harmonious and positive lives led by the characters on the show is really how things SHOULD be here if humans are to actually ever get anywhere. /end hippie rant.

  210. Pledge? I put my $50 bucks in the kitty aready! by wolf-549 · · Score: 1

    For all the work these Trekors do for us......I figured......it was worth the price of a movie nite for me! So I chucked down my Latinum [$50 dollars US] right away....after all we all know everything works the first time with only 2-3 seconds till warp core breach "You Know it" [old school]

    1. Re:Pledge? I put my $50 bucks in the kitty aready! by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      with only 2-3 seconds till warp core breach

      I like how theres like, 5-20 redundant core ejection systems, and they all tend to fail when they're needed.

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  211. No really; it is much better, let's keep it going! by millermj · · Score: 1

    I agree with that -- I've been a Trekkie for a long time. I've enjoyed watching during the first few seasons as they set they stage for what would become the world of Star Trek that we've known from the original series. They did an excellent job of retaining consistency, but until Enterprise went on its quest to find the Xindi, it lacked the kind of action that earned it good ratings. ...and during that season, the nature of Enterprise, speaking both of the show and its characters, changed. This season has been a jigantic leap forward in terms of the quality of the show overall. It rivals The Next Generation and is far above DS9 and Voyager in quality (now Voyager -- that was all about 7of9's boobies).

    Think of it this way -- the show's charter is to explain how Starfleet and the UFP all started. From its humble beginnings of Zeffrin Cochran as illustrated in Star Trek: Insurrection to Captain Kirk in the original series. Humble beginnings don't get great ratings. I think the show is right on track. I want to see more of this. I want to see the Vulcans and humans start the United Federation of Planets. They've got great writers now.

    I'm very proud to have donated to the continuation of Enterprise and wish I could afford to contribute more. My fiancee thinks I'm crazy to be supporting this but I don't care. I'm a geek and proud of it.

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    Did anyone bother to ask the customers what they want?
  212. Why do people keep bashing Trek fans? by Rombladi · · Score: 1

    Every thing I've seen on the news about this makes it into some kind of joke. It's not. I'm not going to pontificate, but this quote from Manny Coto says volumes, IMNSHO....

    "I've always wondered why it's okay for football fans to go to a football game with their faces painted and sloshing beer around and that's considered old fashioned American fun. Yet someone dressing as a Klingon is considered weird. You don't see Star Trek fans after a convention running through the streets and turning over cars or breaking windows in a drunken haze. Star Trek fans are benevolent optimistic and incredibly intelligent."

  213. Why not check the pronunciation? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "How else are you planning on pronouncing it? "Tub-ular"? "Two-bular"? "

    Actually, "two-bular" is one of the two valid pronunciations. The other is like "tyu-bular". I found out about Branson's "chewbular" mispronunciation from a Brit who made fun of it. After a certain age you learn to properly pronounce words.

    Et chew, brute.

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  214. Star Trek should be government funded by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

    Period.

  215. I'd Rather Have Firefly by improbable · · Score: 1

    See title.

    Although there may be hope with the movie coming out this fall.

  216. Stop being a killjoy... by Goonie · · Score: 1
    By that argument, we'd never fund the arts at all. Entertainment doesn't stop in tough times, y'know - and, at least in the United States, the present is anything but a tough time by historical standards.

    Essentially, what these people are doing is spending some of their cash to purchase the entertainment they want - more Enterprise. Unless the show has radically improved since the first series (that's the only one I've seen any of) I dunno why you'd bother, but I don't see anything wrong with it.

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  217. He is making the point .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... that the recent series lost its soul.

    how can you make the point that these crew is exploring in the name of all humanity when they just a bunch of WASPS?

    You can't, it is as simple as that...

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:He is making the point .... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "how can you make the point that these crew is exploring in the name of all humanity when they just a bunch of WASPS?"

      Why can't it? Unless the watcher is some sort of bigot. However, since you have played the race card, someone else pointed out that this crew is as "diverse" as the original Trek crew.

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      Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  218. OK trekkies Put your flamers on kill!!! by XTek · · Score: 1

    Star Trek Sux! Why do they keep making them.

    1. Re:OK trekkies Put your flamers on kill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude at the moment you are the very latest /. user. Congratulations!

      For now...

    2. Re:OK trekkies Put your flamers on kill!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah never mind, jaremfan (864359) is now the latest. Bummer.

    3. Re:OK trekkies Put your flamers on kill!!! by XTek · · Score: 1

      Damm You jaremfan!!!! LOL

  219. Fan made series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I love Star Trek I find this funding campaign to be pretty misguided. If you're going to spend three million dollars, you may as well create and film your own sci fi adventure series, forget about TV networks, and make torrents available.

    Heck, maybe you could even negotiate with whoever owns the rights to Star Trek to make it a Star Trek series.

  220. mod parent up by Ying+Hu · · Score: 1

    Really good shows have great writers, cast, production. Those are based on some small number of people who actually have the gumption to create a vision (it has to be a popular one with fans, with a bit of actor charisma thrown in, admittedly). Why does anyone like shows by Joss Whedon, say? He can actually write, and then he gets that writing on film.

  221. bad time slot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personly i think the problem with enterprise is that it airs on friday( at least here) and that it is up agaist SG-1 and sorry a 7 year show vs. a 4 year show the longer show wins. I use to watch it every time it was on when it was on on wensday. And only having a single tunner sat. i cant tape it.

  222. People need to listen to lyrics more by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I do (did I guess) like Firefly's theme song, but come on.. You can't take the sky from me?!? That's one of the easiest things to take away.. it's called a jail cell. And unlike the movies, they don't usually have windows.

    Try listening to it while taking "sky" as a euphemism for "heaven"...

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:People need to listen to lyrics more by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I guess you could make any analogies you want, but unlike BSG, the characters aren't particularly religious. Even the pastor is questionable, but we never got to find out for sure.

    2. Re:People need to listen to lyrics more by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I guess you could make any analogies you want

      Any analogies you want? Are you kidding me? "the sky" for "heaven", in a gorram country western song? I shouldn't even have to point this out to you!

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      You can't take the sky from me...

  223. Re:Enterprise Doesn't Deserve to be Saved (SPOILER by unitron · · Score: 1
    If it's true the people who brought Bobby back to life on "Dallas" should sue for plagarism.

    (The Newhart ending wasn't plagarism, it was satire, some of the best satire ever)

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    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  224. Greed Runs the world! by SixPences · · Score: 1

    True Friday is the largest SIFI night. And moving Star Trek to Friday helped kill it. BUT, most of all greed runs the world. And anything we say here will not change the out come. As the Star Trek of old - some like it, some hate it, and some do not understand it.
    I feel fortunate to have seen all Star-Trek's from the beginning and will continue to hope for more to see. Gene brought something to this world that everyone can have an opinion on. This is what a good writer does. Enough said. I hope others will carry on.

  225. Nosferatu, Reman, who can tell the difference? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I dont recall that group of temporal cold warriors being vampires.

    Rick Berman's best idea EVAR: The Remans.

    A vampire movie from long ago: The Nosferatu.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:Nosferatu, Reman, who can tell the difference? by mink · · Score: 1

      While that is quite a good connection, we were talking about Enterprise not Nemesis or did I just fall into another dimension?

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    2. Re:Nosferatu, Reman, who can tell the difference? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      While that is quite a good connection, we were talking about Enterprise not Nemesis or did I just fall into another dimension?

      Hmmm...
      It appears that this isn't a Reman after all.
      Just another great example of "original" alien design. Ah well.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

  226. Enterprise is just a TV show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a pretty sucky one at that.

  227. donation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's something strange with the online-donation:
    1. the login-page ist not "https"
    2. i forgot my paypal-password, tried to send me a new one via the donation-page. didn't work:
    "User xxxx is not found in database". when i go to paypal.com, it works without problems.

    so, what is this? i hope it's not a fake to get your paypal-login/password? don't think so, but that is strange...