User: Thud457

Re:"What if?" can be fun

On: Linux in a World Where Windows 3.0 Never Happened

" You wouldn't have had much fun in Stallmingrad, would you... "

Aw crap, now look what you've gone and done!

Most people are idiots.

On: Blink

Anyone who reads slashdot at -1 can tell you about "The Wisdom of Crowds".

How we do this in Crankerville...

On: 2.4GHz Wi-Fi Detector Ring Project

"Hello, is your access point running?

Well you better go catch it!"

Re:This should be exciting.

On: Sony Announces PSP Launch Date

Don't be hatin' on assembly & sprites!!!

Apple, Sun and IBM, oh my!

On: Torvalds Joins Anti-Patent Attack

Uh, what about, um, whatchamacallit, Taligant and the Pink operating system?

Re:turn SOME drivers

On: Cellphone Drivers Drive Like Drunks

"I hate driving when I am "sick" , but unfortunately, it is often necessary, even if just to go get some orange juice ."

Don't forget the Vodka!

Re:W3C Validator fight!

On: MSN Search - From A UI Perspective

MSN Search scores a FATALITY!!!

Re:Don't Underestimate Micro$oft

On: Inspecting MSN Search

You ignoramus! Microsoft Sucks is a well-known brand for vertical-integration sexworker software suites. It's the stripped-down lightweight option to the market-leading Microsoft Brothel.

Hey Pentagon!

On: DARPA Contracts For AI Technology

I've got some magic beans for sale!!!

Only $18BN apiece with a 30-contract for upgrades. Call me!

Re:[tt]:CSI episode

On: Bill Gates Talks about Belgian eID Card

If I'm paying that kind of money, I want some sort of LoJack(tm) system where I can remotely shutoff the ignition if some young punk's taking her for a joyride!

Re:CSI episode

On: Bill Gates Talks about Belgian eID Card

Nah, I just made that shit up!

B****gum?!!!!

On: Bill Gates Talks about Belgian eID Card

Somebody should wash his mouth out with soap!

My work here is done!

On: HP's Crossbar Latch... Next-Gen Transistor?

I guess the trolls can all go home now!

Re:Wrong query.

On: Which Linux for Professional Admins?

Google understands that everybody loves pr0n, and is just trying to help you out with your addiction.

WTF?!!!

On: U.S. Kids Don't Understand First Amendment

Them thar' NASCAR guys are always a'turnin left .

They're makin' fools of you son!

internet bad for your wrists!

On: Could Your Blackberry Be Damaging Your Thumbs?

The doctor told me I had "tennis elbow".

I don't play tennis, if you know what I mean.

Re:Sony-Disney-MS

On: Microsoft in 2008

That's ok, ApPixBay will CRUSH THEM ALL!

AICN makes baby Jesus' eyes bleed!

On: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Screening Reviews

AICN is like the epitome of craptacular, JeffK-style web "design".

Re:He only gave LINKS

On: Norwegian Student Ordered to Pay for Hyperlinks to Music

Hey, at least it'll cut down on the dupes...

I wonder...

On: Episode III Opening Crawl Released

is Lucas paying off any of these line-sitters to hype his movie?

Who, me, cynical?

Stop Lucas before he kills again!

On: Episode III Opening Crawl Released

"General Grievous was developed for Episode III as a powerful new villain "...

Who will be killed off by the second reel.

"You WILL!"

On: Episode III Opening Crawl Released

Thanks to the Internet, you'll see Star Wars Episode III before that sad git camping out in line for tickets. /Tom Selleck

I learned it from YOU, ok?!!!!

On: MPAA Releases Software For Parents

If parents are running this, they already don't trust their kids.

tinfoil hat

On: MPAA Releases Software For Parents

Hypocrisy is the gateway drug!

Is it more than cosmetic?

On: Disc Writers Now Print the Label Too

I have to wonder if this process will shorten the life of the cd the way adhesive labels are rumoured to do...