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  1. Re:Complete Switch on TV Losing to Video Games · · Score: 1
    "if there's a show I can't miss,(Chappelle's Show) I download it."

    Help support good television by making sure to watch all the commercials, beeeeotch! Twice!

  2. Wait a second.... on Computer Associates Pays Off SCO · · Score: 2, Funny
    SCO's Claim re CA "Is Nonsense," Says Computer Associates

    CA's senior VP of product development Mark Barrenechea says here that the SCO claim is nonsense.

    So SCO is running around making nonsensical claims?
    I'm dumbfounded.

  3. Oh dear God, on 'Brain Pacemakers' Being Tested · · Score: 1
    don't you people learn from the works of great literature?!!!

    "The babelfish lead to longer and bloodier wars than ever before..."

  4. People still watch tee vee?!!! on Viacom and DishNetwork Battle On Air Over Contract · · Score: 2, Funny
    What channel is "Red vs Blue" on?

    I can't seem to find "Homestar Runner" anywhere!

    Yeah, that's what I thought.
    Now if I can just get my wife to see things my way...

  5. Re:FAGS on Viacom and DishNetwork Battle On Air Over Contract · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Marlboro was originally a women's brand. Now it passes itself off as a tough, he-man (with mustaches!) brand. Sounds pretty damn gay to me!

  6. Re:Darl McBride on SCO - EV1, Licensees, Groklaw, Armed Guards · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesn't Utah have the equivalent of the Baker act? Can't some Utah slashdotter swear out a warrent for him to be forcibly institutionalized "for his own good"?!!

  7. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? on SCO - EV1, Licensees, Groklaw, Armed Guards · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I wonder if Steve Purcell has noticed the striking similarity of Stitch from "Lilo and Stitch" to Sam from "Sam and Max"? (Or is it Max?!!)

    I'm just sayin'....

  8. Oh good God! on 'Brain Pacemakers' Being Tested · · Score: 1
    You slashbots are so totally backwards it's laughable!
    It's been well known since Sumerian times that all you need to capture the brain's standing wave pattern is an appropriately tuned (*) brass tuning fork and a clay amphora of honey! Now procuring a suitable host for implantaion is a more difficult endeavor.

    (*) yeah, like I'd tell you!!

  9. Re:Technology on 'Brain Pacemakers' Being Tested · · Score: 1

    "Yes, but they will build bigger boards with bigger nails in them until one day...
    they build a board with a nail in it so large it destorys themselves!!!
    bwaahahahahaha!"
    -- alien words of wisdome from Kang (or was it Kodos? Dang, which one's the female again?!!!)

  10. Re:noozflash! on 'Brain Pacemakers' Being Tested · · Score: 1

    err, and here I was going to say that if I used forks in the building of a bomb, it would be all the more devestating!

  11. Re:Harrison Bergeron Anyone on 'Brain Pacemakers' Being Tested · · Score: 1
    mmmmm, I like what comes up when you leave slashdot's patented URL mangling in place!!!

    Pictures of the original prototype trials.

  12. Re:nah, probably not. on 'Brain Pacemakers' Being Tested · · Score: 1

    That's not what the CIA, err, aliens told me it was for!!!

  13. Because knowing is half the battle! on Nintendo Faces Continuation Of Seizure Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    That's why I pay that extra dollar!

  14. A study I would like to see on The Psychology Behind Headphones · · Score: 5, Funny

    would be an analysis of how ivory-tower eggheads over-analyze ever goddamned little thing in a futile attempt to make themselves seem relevant and get one paper closer to that all-important tenure.

  15. Whosawhat? on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caldera?!!! What's vulcanism have to do with UNIX? Cmdr Spock was half human!

  16. Re:tyres? on Microsoft Mail Worms Gang War? · · Score: 1

    That's ok, I've got my gun. He's not going to be coming in here and shoving me around!

  17. Whatter-ene? on NEC Demands License Fees For Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 1
    I'm pretty sure Buckminster Fuller would have supported the free exchange of ideas.

    Oh wait, he had a few patents of his own, didn't he... Of course, he didn't go around trying to extort "licensing fees" from people using his ideas, either.

  18. Re:Whats happend to LucasArts? on Sam & Max Sequel Canceled · · Score: 1
    " all the[y] want to do anymore is release crappy starwars tie-ins."

    Would you expect any less from then new, "enhanced edition", evil Lucas?!!!

    Of course he's not going to waste his effort on risky new development. He's going to strip-mine the reputation he built in the past.

  19. Here you go, get to work! on Sam & Max Sequel Canceled · · Score: 2, Informative
    GPL SCUMM engine clone

    Sam & Max fan-GA, anyone?

    Now you just need some good artists, writers and voice actors. (Well, there still is the trivial problem of copyrighted characters...)

  20. Re:Energy on Fusion In Sonoluminescence (Again)? · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can also accomplish the same thing with a 75 cent roll of wintergreen Lifesavers.

    In a darkened room,

    1. Put lifesaver between teeth.
    2. Bite.
  21. Re:WTF? Is it still 1993?!!! on DRAM Price Fixing Investigations · · Score: 1

    We've been using Transcapacitors since 1947!!

  22. Re:Fun game, should get mentioned in a better foru on Meet the Nasalnaut · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You goddamned Micro$oft schills are now stooping so low as to promote cruelty to animals as a fun pastime?!!! FOR SHAME!!!!

  23. It's a conspiracy! on NASA Says Mars Once "Drenched With Water" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously NASA knew this earlier, and held back their findings in deference to the all-powerful fast-food seafood lobby!!!

  24. Marsupial-ocalypse! on End of the "Lone Asteroid" Theory? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The obvious explanation for that is that Koalas were created by Satan.

  25. OOG has prior art on this one... on PARC's New Networking Architecture · · Score: 1

    What the hell's wrong with OpenBoot?!!! Forth's a lot more lightweight than freakin' Java!!!!