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Microsoft Mail Worms Gang War?

cuzality writes "The media is now beginning to suggest that this recent onslaught of new viruses (with new versions of major-impact viruses being found daily) the result of a virus gang turf war, kinda like the India/Pakistan virus conflict, in which official Pakistani sites were savaged by such infamous groups as Indian Snakes and Indian Hackers Club. The gangs are shooting fast and loose: variations of the big ones are being discovered daily (as of March 4, we are up to MyDoom.H, Netsky.F, and Beagle.K), and in the space of three hours on Wednesday morning, five variants of these three were first discovered. Typically these viruses (or more correctly, worms) do little damage to the infected computer, intent mostly on spreading far and wide, and sometimes inflicting DoS on some poor evil empire."

609 comments

  1. well... by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since Microsoft is in Seattle, this could be a real West Side Story.

    1. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      get your singing voices ready... WORM:
      "I like to propagate in America!
      DoS by me in America!
      Network is down in America
      Download me in America!"

    2. Re:well... by Bjimba · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you're a 1337, you're a l33t all the way,
      From your first kiddie script, till you r00t DEA

      --
      --- question = 0xFF; // optimized Hamlet
    3. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:well... by krzysztof · · Score: 3, Funny

      MyDoom H
      I've just got a worm named MyDoom H
      And suddenly this game
      Will never play the same for me.

      MyDoom I
      I just saw a worm named MyDoom I
      And suddenly I see
      A blue screen staring back at me!

      MyDoom J!
      I don't hear any mp3s playing
      All is dark and I better start praying

      MyDoom K,
      I just got a worm named MyDoom K...

    5. Re:well... by pretentiousPPC · · Score: 1

      Check that... they are in Redmond.
      And to me in Seattle that is the East Side.

      --
      Artist will always make art.
    6. Re:well... by slaker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear kindly Peter Norton,
      You gotta understand
      It's just our hacker egos
      That gets us outta hand.
      Our friends are all spammers
      Our teachers teach VB
      Holy jebus that's why we are 'leet!

      --
      -- I wanna decide who lives and who dies - Crow T. Robot, MST3K
    7. Re:well... by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Very true.

      It's funny though. Clans of script kiddies having virus/worms/trojan horse wars... trying to see who can cause the most damage. I think they would have a lot more fun trying to track down each other and hack them, other than releasing their stupid virus/worm/trojan horse into the world. But heh, I guess they don't really care about getting a job in the computer industry.

      I didn't really have a problem with the DoS Attack against SCO.... nor did I with the worm that hit the RIAA, though. Haha.

      --
      "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
    8. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to apologize to Peter Norton, you are making him rich. (Along with the other AntiVirus Companies.)

      You should apologize to the general public for grief you cause them.

    9. Re:well... by MonTemplar · · Score: 1

      It's funny though. Clans of script kiddies having virus/worms/trojan horse wars... trying to see who can cause the most damage. I think they would have a lot more fun trying to track down each other and hack them, other than releasing their stupid virus/worm/trojan horse into the world. But heh, I guess they don't really care about getting a job in the computer industry.

      Like you said, they're script-kiddies. The method they've chosen to attack one another reflects their level of skillz, I suppose (or rather, their lack of said skillz).

      I didn't really have a problem with the DoS Attack against SCO.... nor did I with the worm that hit the RIAA, though. Haha.

      Yeah, never mind how many people's PCs we inconvenience in the process, bash the /. Great Satan du jour! (while ignoring the fact that in the long run such actions do precious little to deter said entities from mending their ways - if anything it seems to have the exact opposite effect...)

      -MT.

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      -MT.
  2. How is this an "ask slashdot"? by epsalon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where's the question?

    1. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where's the question?

      Dunno, but the answer's 42.

    2. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must have been a mistake

    3. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      JINX!

    4. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by ktulu1115 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The question is which "some poor evil empire" is going to get hit next. I think our favorite software company in Redmond is a likely next target (can't say I have any sympathy with the recent story)

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      # fuser -v /dev/attention | grep work
      #
    5. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      here is the question: how lame do you have to be to base all you ego trips and eliteness on how many windows boxes you can infect? Its like a little kid bragging that they can count to twenty.

    6. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Where's the question?

      Why did this get rejected yesterday?

      2004-03-03 15:10:50 Virus writers insulting each other in their code (articles,news) (rejected)

    7. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A: because this is slashdot

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      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    8. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously your story submission was rejected because it didn't include the requisite number of grammatical errors.

    9. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by Eklypz · · Score: 1

      Mine was rejected too: 2004-03-03 21:24:55 Virus Wars (developers,links) (rejected)

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      Life is everything but nothing.
    10. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It had to have the word "Microsoft" in the title.

    11. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Rob had probably already accepted and scheduled this story for today.

    12. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Well, the headline ended in a question mark, so it must be a question, right?

    13. Re:How is this an "ask slashdot"? by crleaf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had one, too:
      2004-03-03 18:41:45 Dueling Virus writers (articles,security) (rejected)

  3. I would like to point out... by chrisopherpace · · Score: 5, Informative

    MyDoom.F does destroy word, excel, access, jpg, and other files.
    SARC
    This was a major headache for me the past few weeks. Backup tapes suck. Worms suck harder.

    1. Re:I would like to point out... by captainstupid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, the article poster mentioned that they did "little damage". I don't think destroying .sav files with 95% probability on local and remote drives constitutes little damage.

      --
      "Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling...." - Abraham Simpson
    2. Re:I would like to point out... by tcd004 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My god! Look what it did to my website!

      Tcd004

    3. Re:I would like to point out... by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Little damage, my ass. However, I will point out, that on a positive note, I work in a network callcenter, every time one of these babies comes out our call volume spikes by as much as 30%. These virii are at least keeping the calls coming in, which is how we generate cash. So at least for us, it's job security on some scale.

      Of course it doesn't help that people we've helped in the past by emailing them fixes, solutions, and patches have us under our address books, so in turn we get all their email telling us 'Hi.'

    4. Re:I would like to point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admin's that can't do their job suck.

    5. Re:I would like to point out... by chrisopherpace · · Score: 0, Troll

      Users that can't backup their data suck. I'm not a full-time admin to any of my clients, its the user's responsibility to backup their data, and verify it. I gave them the training, they have to follow through.

    6. Re:I would like to point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viruses, not virii.

      Look it up, retard.

    7. Re:I would like to point out... by geek4ever · · Score: 1, Funny

      IT MADE YOU ADVERTISE $50 GIFT CARDS! OH MY GOD!

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      Karma: Bad. Mostly because the only moderators that notice me are conservatives.
    8. Re:I would like to point out... by clare-ents · · Score: 4, Insightful


      "Of course it doesn't help that people we've helped in the past by emailing them fixes, solutions, and patches..."

      There's nothing like convincing people to open random excutable attachments to keep your job safe.

      --
      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Einstein)
    9. Re:I would like to point out... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's a conspiracey theory for you...

      Indian virus writers are writing virues to increase call volumes so more companies will outsource their anwering centers to India...

      More likely some punk somewhere gets a charge off the idea that they alone can cause world wide mayhem...

      --
      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    10. Re:I would like to point out... by jonnystiph · · Score: 1
      Backup tapes suck. Worms suck harder.

      and lack of backup tapes sucks the most.

      --

      If we don't make light of everything, we are just stumbling in the dark - Blank

    11. Re:I would like to point out... by Dark$ide · · Score: 1
      Thank you.

      Hey mod - mod the parent up as 5, funny. Just for that link.

      --

      Sigs. We don't need no steenking sigs.

    12. Re:I would like to point out... by tanguyr · · Score: 1

      "There's nothing like convincing people to open random excutable attachments to keep your job safe."

      If there's any justice in the world, that's the next thinkgeek t-shirt.

      --
      #!/usr/bin/english
    13. Re:I would like to point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, by that logic backup tapes of worms would suck the most, no?

    14. Re:I would like to point out... by Graff · · Score: 1
      This was a major headache for me the past few weeks. Backup tapes suck. Worms suck harder.

      Not to be too flippant but I have yet to have any trouble with any virus on my Mac OS X machines. Yeah, I know, it's a minor platform that will eventually get viruses. However, until then I'm enjoying the peace and quiet!

      Come over to the dark side, give a virus-free platform a try! :-)
    15. Re:I would like to point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what do you do when you are done playing with Photoshop?

    16. Re:I would like to point out... by itwerx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would be even funnier if the links worked in the second page...

    17. Re:I would like to point out... by Uksi · · Score: 1

      It hit home yesterday.. I get a call from my dad saying that tehre's some virus and half of his pictures in the My Pictures folder are gone. I told my sister to download and run the latest antivirus.. as she was doing that, she e-mailed me saying that all of her Word files are gone and she's really upset.

      I mean, this is the first time e-mail worms have done real, destructive damage (loss of data) in a long time... I forgot what it's like to be really subjected to a virus since the Win95/DOS days before 98-99.

      I'm pretty pissed off, I now have to figure out how the hell I can prevent this happening in the future on their computer. I told my dad not to open any attachments from unknown people (or anything suspicious looking from known people), but the damage's already done.

      So to the author of MyDoom.F: fuck you, something I'm saying for the first time since OneHalf.

    18. Re:I would like to point out... by TotallyUseless · · Score: 1

      Cash really large checks for doing graphic work? Works for me!

      --

      Time for some tasty Shiner Bock!
    19. Re:I would like to point out... by ajs · · Score: 1

      It doesn't seem to destroy anything for me... first off, most of them fall dead against my SPF milter; then many are tagged and bagged by SpamAssassin (which doesn't really look for viruses, but catches many anyway; and then the ones that I get don't seem to do anything when I run the Linux version of unzip on then... sigh, I've been left out :-(

    20. Re:I would like to point out... by wheany · · Score: 1

      No, the lack of backup tapes of worms would suck the most.

    21. Re:I would like to point out... by wheany · · Score: 1

      Yes it sucks very much, but this worm could very well be the one that teaches people not to open attachments.

    22. Re:I would like to point out... by blacknight84 · · Score: 1

      "Indian virus writers are writing virues to increase call volumes so more companies will outsource their anwering centers to India"

      You know... I work for NAV (Norton AntiVirus) tech-support. And I get that joke probally 3 times a day. Here, it's funny, because it is a joke. On the phone it's funny too, because the people actually believe it. Took me 30 minutes to convince a customer that we didn't write the virus that broke her computer...

      Unless you count NAV as a virus. I know I do

      --
      True words seem paradoxical.
    23. Re:I would like to point out... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      I am giving up my mod points on this aritcle to reply.

      Go and download/buy a file recovery program before it is to late. Tell your pop to not use the computer until you get the file recovery software installed. You should be able to get most/all of the files back since I doubt the virus did any kind of secure delete.

      Your next step is to switch your pop to Linux if he doesn't require any MS specific application. If Linux is not an option then download AVG Anti-Virus. There is a free version for personal use that comes with an Outlook Express plugin to scan incoming/outgoing email. I also would put Kerio Personal Firewall on your pop's computer. Those two things should keep his computer much safer in the future.

      It really does stink to lose that kind of personal data.

      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    24. Re:I would like to point out... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty pissed off, I now have to figure out how the hell I can prevent this happening in the future on their computer.

      Gee, ever hear of backups?

      External USB drives are pretty cheap and so is a good sync program like Second Copy 2000. If your data isn't important enough to be bothered to do backups, then it's not important enough to get pissed when you lose said data.

      --
      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    25. Re:I would like to point out... by greenrd · · Score: 1
      The solution is....

      Make Backups!!!!

    26. Re:I would like to point out... by MonTemplar · · Score: 1

      So what are you going to do when your beloved Mac does start getting hit by viruses, hmm? :-)

      -MT.

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      -MT.
    27. Re:I would like to point out... by noodler · · Score: 1

      taken from http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.myd oom.f@mm.html
      "The worm arrives as an attachment with the file extension .bat, .com, .cmd, .exe, .pif, .scr, or .zip."

      I guess bad mail security sucks the hardest.,.,
      anyway, how can a .zip be executed?.

    28. Re:I would like to point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have asked a biologist.
      The latin plural of virus (virus as in ``the little thing that can make you ill'', not as in ``poison'') is viri.

      Therefore ``virii'' is clearly wrong, ``viruses'' vs. ``viri'' is unclear.

    29. Re:I would like to point out... by zonix · · Score: 1
      anyway, how can a .zip be executed?.

      Generally, you'd need a clueless carbon unit to accomplish that. They're not hard to find.

      z
      --
      What would an EWOULDBLOCK block, if an EWOULDBLOCK could block would? -- me
    30. Re:I would like to point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't ask you to ask a biologist. He asked you to look it up! If you looked it up you would see that viri and virii are both nonsense words only used by skriptkiddiots and the ignorant.

    31. Re:I would like to point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the hell is the above a troll? The guy is absolutely correct. Depending on the shop it sometimes is not the admins job to back up the users data.

      Where I work I give all the users a folder on the file server. The file server gets backed up daily. If they choose to store stuff locally on their desktops then they do so at their own risk. Even though they are discouraged from doing so, many users save stuff on their local machines anyways. When they lose all of their data because their hard drive dies they blame me. Bottom line is users suck.

  4. Won't be over soon, either by Matey-O · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Plenty of letters left in the alphabet" - J. L. Picard

    --
    "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    1. Re:Won't be over soon, either by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Oh so THAT is what all those letters were that my Mac's junk filter dumped. I assumed they were all offical Microsoft advertisements...

      --
      - Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
    2. Re:Won't be over soon, either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Famous last words, eh?

  5. Turf? by CrazyClimber · · Score: 1

    How is my computer their turf? I can understand competition, but turf war? Lame.

    1. Re:Turf? by glen604 · · Score: 5, Informative

      since some of these viruses involve opening back doors, it's a turf war in the sense of who owns more zombie computers, I guess.

    2. Re:Turf? by Volmarias · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How is my computer their turf?

      If you have to ask a question like that, a better one might be "How ISN'T my computer their turf?" Here's a tip: If you suddenly find all of your ports open, you may want to consider running a virus scanner. :)

    3. Re:Turf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Think of your WinBlows as your house with all doors locked, but with all Windows (too funny)opened. Pretty pointless and very tempting target.

      I could not resists...

      Your friendly non-WinBlows user.

    4. Re:Turf? by QuasiCoLtd · · Score: 1

      How is it any different from a real life Turf War? Gangs fight over patches of concrete they don't own and hackers fight over computers they don't own.

    5. Re:Turf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh huh...they own your backdoor.

  6. so, where's the question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why exactly is this posted as an "ask slashdot" when there isn't even a question posed in the submission?

  7. It was bound to happen... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was bound to happen, given that more and more worms are written for criminal spammers. And since spammers AND criminals are stupid, they will fight each others.

    1. Re:It was bound to happen... by Thavius · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget those who haplessly spread these viruses. DUH! CLICKY!

      Hopefully they'll all strike at the same time and kill eachother out.

    2. Re:It was bound to happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This spam war is not a fight for territory. Rather it is an exchange of childish insults.


      Is your point that all criminals are childish?

  8. And your question is... by saderax · · Score: 0, Troll

    For an ask slashdot article, i saw no questions... just a list of vague statements that could maybe comprise a rumor...

  9. Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by oldosadmin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    and the bullets are the stupidity of most windows users. No matter how much we tell people "don't open attachments unless you know the person!" they still won't listen.

    I mean, seriously, how hard is it to write malicious code if you can get the person to run any program. Heck, here's my virus:
    @echo off
    c:\windows\command\deltree /y c:\windows
    @echo You've been 0wn3d!


    This is NOT hacking... it's taking advantage of stupid people...
    --
    Jay | http://oldos.org
    1. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by TCaptain · · Score: 5, Interesting

      you're not kidding.

      At my office, we are using a non-standard email client that doesn't allow execution of code in any way and we still got nailed.

      why?

      The moron in the next cubicle (a PROGRAMMER no less) did this:

      1) viewed the email (after receiving 5 memos specifically saying to just delete it)
      2) clicked on the attachment
      3) selected save as
      4) opened up explorer, went LOOKING for the attachement
      5) executed it by doubleclicking.

      I mean seriously! his defense when confronted?
      "Well I wasn't sure...so...hum...we'll I wouldn't have done that at home!"

      I wanted to beat the crap out of him...

      --
      "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm temporally challenged"
    2. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by S.Lemmon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, many of these viruses *do* appear to come from people they know, so your advise may be contributing to the problem. Anymore they shouldn't trust any attachment they weren't specifically expecting.

      The only other thing is to never run an executable attachment, but there's so many way to obfuscate this (especially using outlook) that most normal users really can't be expected to tell what's safe from what's not.

      One simple thing average users can do is to give people they communicate with some special keyword they should always add to messages they send you with an attachment. It doesn't have to be anything special - even a company name would do. The idea is no mass-mailing worm would know to include it.

      Heck you could even use a procmail recipe to only allow attachments with the keyword in the subject - much more accurate than trying to filter out all the "bad" subject lines these viruses use.

    3. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

      "It is Not Hacking"
      Right, it's called Social Engineering

      While I agree users can be...well..difficult.
      I had to cover the helpdesk lines this morning. I stopped answering after the 4th call.

      Me: Techsupport. How can I help you?
      User: I received your email about needing to patch my windows.
      Me: Sir XXX Company will never send you a file by email. It is most likely a virus, please delete it.
      User: Oh, OK, so I shouldn't double click on it (Audible CLICK CLICK).
      Me: Sir...
      User: Oh...It's ok... It doesn't work anyway. Thank you... Click.

      Obvious ID10T error sir...

      --
      Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed "nucular" accelerator on his back.
      Sig changed for readability by G.W.
    4. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by danlor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh yea? I got you beat!

      We had and emplyee actually gather a croud around her desk to watch her open it. They were all very disappointed to see that our virus filters had stripped it!

    5. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by wintermute740 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and the bullets are the stupidity of most windows users. No matter how much we tell people "don't open attachments unless you know the person!" they still won't listen.


      That's the problem. People need to not open attachments, even if they know who sent them, unless they are expecting them. Take the two recent variants of Beagle (.J and .K)... They come from @ and look official (at least to the untrained eye)... People will either, A) be doing something they shouldn't be online, and think they're busted. Or B) be shocked at being accused of doing something illicit, and attempt to open the attachment to see what in the world they've been accused of. Makes for a fun time in tech support.

    6. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by lofoforabr · · Score: 0

      One more reason to outsource programming jobs. I mean, it's this kind of people who make the Internet worse day after day.

    7. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      One simple thing average users can do is to give people they communicate with some special keyword they should always add to messages they send you with an attachment. It doesn't have to be anything special - even a company name would d

      I tried that but it didn't work for me.

      Do you think I shouldn't have chosen the word "Pwned"?

    8. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, why can't it be made company policy that morons who do that more than once get automatically fired? Once gets a stern warning and being sent on a computer security course. Twice gets the pink slip.

    9. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that raping you'll get in prison is NOT assualt .. it's taking advantage of the new scrawny white kid in the cell block

    10. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget that a related problem of significant annoyance potential is created by clueless admins. I still get a boatload of messages in which some snotty antivirus tool chastises me for sending infected mail when in fact my system is clean.

    11. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      First rule -- you gotta propagate. Destructive payload is a secondary objective. Actually, a very destructive payload isn't going to make for a very popular virus. The old analogy was like Ebola vs. the common cold. If you want to propagate, you don't want to be destroying your host...the quieter the better.

    12. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      Who says it's not? I can assure you that there are people who've been fired for making that mistake only once.

      --

      Feel free to mod me "-1 - Angry Jerk".

    13. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not always stupidity. I've got a friend who is writing a Shadowrun character generator for me, and recently his address book was hijacked. I was sent an email with subject "Hi! :-)" and a message something to the effect of he looked forward to feedback. The attachment also had a likely-sounding filename. I clicked on it because it was the sort of thing I was expecting from him. Fortunately I use Mac OS X, so the virus, whatever the hell it was (it showed up as a folder that couldn't be saved, extracted, or executed), did absolutely nothing, but it just so happened that the stars aligned just so that the virus email looked entirely legitimate. He's even one of the few friends I know who includes the nose in the smiley (:-) as opposed to :) ).

      So yes, most people who get infected have that happen because of their own stupidity, but not everyone.

    14. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww, I've been trolled for the first time. How sweet, I feel loved.

    15. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by emmettk · · Score: 1

      How could you have possibly got nailed if you have up to date virus scanners? If you don' then it's your own fault.

      Beat the crap out of him anyone, just on general principles. Any programmer that is stupid enough to do something like that ought to be beat up.

    16. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      in our small company it's been drilled in from day one:

      don't open email attachments, delete them
      if you get email from someone you do not know with an attachment delete the email
      if you get an email from someone you know with an attachment you aren't expecting delete the email and contact the person who appears to have sent you the email
      if you get an email with an attachment you are expecting but it does not look correct - email is poorly written, bad grammar, ambiguous or perhap threatening wording delet the email and contact the IS department.

      We even have a special email account set aside so people can forward potentially suspect emails where they can be opened and examined (no, they are not read with any email client)

      It's been pretty successful in our small company and easier to acomplish in our small company. It's too bad we were sold to a larger company as I would have been curious to know if we would be able to maintain this level of awareness in the staff as we grew larger. I am only hoping that our people will continue to be aware of the email they are getting and the attachments and that they can teach a few others this deceptively easy thing.

      Of course they ras, and should be running up to date antivirus software updated at least weekly, if not more frequently.

    17. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop talking to myself!

    18. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and as soon as worms just put "Re:" in front of random subjects from the victim's email in the worm attacks, that idea goes up in smoke.

    19. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But all us voices are lonely. We need love too!

      (/OT)

    20. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If one of my employees had done that, I would have let them go. Stupidity is forgivable, ignoring company directives isn't always.

    21. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by iantri · · Score: 2
      As the summary says, several new variations were discovered within hours. Virus definitions are often released once or twice a week..

      Think about it.

    22. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      unless "RE:" is your special word I don't follow what you mean. Remember the person getting the mail isn't the person with the virus sending it - the infected computer may not even have a single message with the keyword, so even if the virus randomly used actual subject it found, it would be unlikely to make a difference.

      Indeed, unless everyone started doing this (which I doubt), it's not enough gain for virus writers to even try to overcome it. They would much rather go after the low hanging fruit.

    23. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One simple thing average users can do is to give people they communicate with some special keyword they should always add to messages they send you with an attachment. It doesn't have to be anything special - even a company name would do.

      Unfortunately, the virus could always just search through your sent and received mail and search for matching lines that would be in the signature or at the top of the message, and use these.

    24. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by ps_inkling · · Score: 1
      @echo off
      c:\windows\command\deltree /y c:\windows
      @echo You've been 0wn3d!
      Another reason to never accept the default values for the Windows installation directory. Why make it easier than you have to?

      Some suggested values -- \WINNT, \WINME, \WINXP, \LOSE9X, \SBIN.

    25. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      Well, that's what I think the AC was getting at, but that assumes the virus knows you're using this trick. Any virus attempting to overcome this by only mailing people in the "sent" folder would just limit it's potential to spread (since most people wouldn't use the trick).

      You could also put the word in the body of course. More work for a procmail filter, but a virus would have to repeat the entire message body which would look a bit more fishy to the person getting it.

    26. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, discovering the correct windows directory would the batch file a whole two lines longer. (even ignoring that Windows sets a envvar telling you where it is) You are the security master.

    27. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      or spread for two weeks then nuke the boot sector

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    28. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by TwinkieStix · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's a lot of work. If you have a Linux mail server, it's a lot more simple for the end user. Just put this into /etc/procmailrc and all of your executable and zip file attachments are toast:

      :0 H
      * ^Content-Type: multipart
      { :0 B
      * .*\/name=.*\.(bat|chm|exe|com|hlp|hta|jar|js|jse|l nk|mdb|pif|scr|shb|shs|vb|vbe|vbg|vbs|wmz|wsf|wsh| zls|dbx|mht|wab|asf|zip)(")?(\ *|\t*)$
      {
      # LOG="${NL}Possible virus:${NL}Matched Expression = ${MATCH}${NL}" :0 /dev/null
      }
      }

    29. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      One simple thing average users can do is to give people they communicate with some special keyword they should always add to messages they send you with an attachment. It doesn't have to be anything special - even a company name would do. The idea is no mass-mailing worm would know to include it.

      There have been worms that resent randomly selected files from your mailbox. This would cut down on faked "From:" addresses for people that you recognize, but not from the infected machine or from random strangers.

    30. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by wheany · · Score: 1

      Actually, at least F-Secure releases new definitions multiple times a day, if necessary. But when there are many new variants released in just hours, they just don't have time to analyze them fast enough to update their definitions.

      The new definitions will come, but only after maybe and hour or few. That was enough time for netsky to come through my ISP's virus scanner, and my own scanner. My spam filter caught it, though. (And labelled it spam, when it clearly is a virus. Bad filter!)

    31. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by fred911 · · Score: 1

      "(especially using outlook)"
      That about says it all. Remove outhouse from all users boxes, install another email app and 99% of the problem with autoexecution of attachments is fixed. Remove the target and you don't get hit as frequently.

      --
      09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B - D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B2
    32. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about when you want to send a .zip attachment? Thats a pretty common and legitimate occurance.

    33. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      send a rar or bz2 attachment :) winzip sucks so use something else heh.

      But really its work, and if you need to send data aroud at work your going to be sending it internally ,so only strip incomming mail

    34. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by MonTemplar · · Score: 1

      I'm the IT guy at my firm (~10 employees), and all the staff are clued up now about suspect e-mails. Mind you, it took a few PCs getting infected to drive the message home... :( Luckily, they were stopped before they could do any harm.

      -MT.

      --
      -MT.
    35. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Ken+Erfourth · · Score: 1

      Well, many of these viruses *do* appear to come from people they know, so your advise may be contributing to the problem. Anymore they shouldn't trust any attachment they weren't specifically expecting.
      This is a really good point. I tell the people I work with (I have a small computer repair shop) not to open email attachments, even from people they know, unless they have good reason to believe the person would actually send them something like this.

      Also, I tell them that when they send somebody an attachment, that they need to put something in the body of the message so the recipient knows it's from them. Something like:

      Hey Carol, remember that church picnic this summer? Well, I just figured out how to connect my digital camera to the computer and download the pictures I took. I thought you'd enjoy them, especially the shot of Margy vomiting on the pastor after eating too many Rum Balls on a empty stomach. The color rendering is just uncanny!
      --
      Fundamentalism is a crime against humanity
    36. Re:Yeah, it's a gang war alright... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There an easy way to "fix" the "executable attachment" problem. If you use Win2000 or Win XP, lock it down so only approved programs can be executed. Presto. Even if they WANT to execute random trash, users can't.

      Yeah, you will have a lot of trouble initially with user whining that their favorite app doesn't work, until you break some heads explaining that personal firewalls, mp3 players, download accelerators, peer-to-peer file sharers are NOT productivity tools specified in the job description... :)

  10. Poor evil empire by NetDanzr · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...intent mostly on spreading far and wide, and sometimes inflicting DoS on some poor evil empire."

    Actually, the evil empire isn't all that poor; it's got several billion dollard in cash. And the poor wannabe empire isn't poor either; apparently it got a $86 million cash injection, thanks to the evil empire.

    1. Re:Poor evil empire by Bonewalker · · Score: 1
      "several billion dollard in cash"

      Do you mean dullards? several billion dullards, in cash, would I suppose, sum it up correctly.

      If each of these dullards buys one copy of Windows, one copy of Office, including the dullard's Pandora's Box: Outlook, then, yeah I guess you are right; they do have several billion dullards in cash.

      Never really thought of it that way. I bet Oracle's Larry Ellison would like to have even several hundred thousand dullards in cash.

    2. Re:Poor evil empire by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oracle makes more cash per dullard, but Microsoft has more dullards. Proof that volume is the answer.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Poor evil empire by adpowers · · Score: 1

      "Always two there are: a master and an apprentice."

  11. Warnings... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm getting some forged emails lately, badly forged at that, which look like they're coming from my ISP, "warning viruses being sent from your account", "warning immenent suspension", etc. They have a pif file atteched (which I never open) and have been coming from .lt or .gr servers (my ISP would not likely be using these.) Looks to me like another brand of worm on the rounds and there's a morbid sense of humor behind it.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Warnings... by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 5, Funny
      You mean like...
      Dear user of "Co.uk" mailing system,

      We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may
      contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe,
      please, follow the instructions.

      Further details can be obtained from attached file.

      Cheers,
      The Co.uk team http://www.co.uk
      ?
    2. Re:Warnings... by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Informative

      I doubt humor is involved -- the point is to get people to open the zip and run the archived file -- which you have to go to some trouble to do, given that the zip is password protected (to get by email scanners). I've had a couple of users here contact me about these, but nobody has run them yet. Of course I only have a few users, most reasonably clueful. This would probably suck for larger outfits.

    3. Re:Warnings... by smu+johnson · · Score: 0

      > ...They have a pif file atteched (which I never open) and have been coming from .lt or .gr servers (my ISP would not likely be using these.) ...Windows 3.1 viruses :)

    4. Re:Warnings... by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      That worm's running rampant on our campus email system, thanks mostly to the campus mailing lists. One person on the list gets it, and suddenly there's 10 in everybody's inbox. Proof that you really don't need a brain to get into college...

      --
      Karma: Contrapositive
    5. Re:Warnings... by porkUpine · · Score: 1

      Simple solution... Block all password protected zip files. If we can't see what's inside and scan it, we block it. Now I just have to deal with 2000 users asking "why did I get this?" and "I don't know who these people are".

    6. Re:Warnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am getting similar mails from my Univ's mailing lists.

      So does not seem to be an isolated phenomenon.

    7. Re:Warnings... by davez0r · · Score: 1

      yea, one of the users i support at work got one of those this morning. she's a grandmom. and she opened the attachment. the horror!

    8. Re:Warnings... by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've gotten this one to two of my domains. It's actually comparatively persuasive. I went so far as to open the zip file, though I certainly didn't run the .exe. Mine accuses me of sending spam from my mail server, which I suppose isn't entirely impossible, since I've been accused of sending spam before once or twice. (I send out announcements to a small set of people, and on occasion people who have fallen out of the group get irate when I haven't removed their names.)

      It came directly to my mail server; it hadn't been relayed. That makes sense: anybody may contact my mail server to send mail, as long as it's to me.

      But this makes a lousy worm, since most people don't own their own domains. This will 0wn only a fairly limited set of computers, compared to the bazillions of zombies you can get by fooling people who use a major ISP but don't own their own domains.

      This one doesn't even really require worm-ness. It goes out only to registered mail servers, which is small enough to connect to individually by one or two dedicated computers with broadband connections.

      I wasn't in the mood to trace down who was responsible for it,but I hope somebody does.

    9. Re:Warnings... by Hayzeus · · Score: 1
      Agreed -- I'm thinking about going into AMaViS to see what this would involve, if the AMaViS people aren't on it already.

      Clearly, password-protected archives and the like are going to be a pretty popular way for worms to travel from here on in. I saw this coming as soon as the zipped worms started making the rounds.

    10. Re:Warnings... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm going to write a worm that sends ppl emails that say "I am a worm. Don't open my attachment."

      It will be the fastest spreading worm in history...

      The human race never ceases to amaze and disapoint me.

      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    11. Re:Warnings... by spydir31 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's Beagle.K (or Beagle.J, it's linked from the story, though), I've only recieved one, but it's annoying as all hell to block.
      I'm now blocking all encrypted zip attachments via my trusty MailScanner
      (there's a beta version which adds this, I couldn't trust the filename rules, and wouldn't block all zip attachments)

    12. Re:Warnings... by B5_geek · · Score: 1

      Cogeco.ca is suffering from this as well.

      --
      "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato (427-347 BC)
    13. Re:Warnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Russians... You can tell by the gratuitous use of commas, where, they are not necessary. It's definitely not Indian !

    14. Re:Warnings... by sehryan · · Score: 1

      You don't have to own a domain for this one to hit. Think of it like this:

      A corporate user gets duped into running this script. It automagically sends out an email from his account to all the other corporate users. Now the email was sent from a legit server, and looks very offical, especially if the from and return-to are being spoofed to something like "admin@corporatedomain.com"

      I have seen it, and it made me hesitate about not opening it and just deleting.

      --
      The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe.
    15. Re:Warnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a variant of Bagle

    16. Re:Warnings... by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just went into ClamAV CVS today, a configuration option to reject encrypted ZIPs.

    17. Re:Warnings... by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      Cheers,
      The Co.uk team http://www.co.uk


      Ha ha! Everybody knows that "co.uk" is a made up domain name!

      That's just doubleplus ungood crimethink.

      Quickwise be goodthinkful and duckspeak the real name: airstrip.one.com

    18. Re:Warnings... by Hayzeus · · Score: 1

      I use clamav as well, but I use AMaViS to actualy process the mail before handing it off to clamd -- mainly because the clam mail-handling logic has had at least one extremely bone-headed security flaw. Basically, I don't have enough confidence in Clam's mail handling (yet) to trust it to do mail processing.

    19. Re:Warnings... by DLG · · Score: 1

      Not sure why this got a rating of funny. These are really what they look like. What I don't really understanding is how they initially got past my mail servers forging the mail as being from inside my firm. We don't permit outside servers to send mail to us FROM our domains, but there it was. It looked to me almost like the from header on it had an extra space at the end, but I can't imagine that would be enough to confuse my mail gateways but there you go...

    20. Re:Warnings... by prshaw · · Score: 1

      WARNING!!!

      It's a goverment plot to keep us from ever using password protected or encrypted emails!

      We have to stop them from this by opening and running all encrypted attachments at once!

    21. Re:Warnings... by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      I use the exiscan patch with the Exim MTA, to drop the files to be scanned in a directory for clamd.

      I was guessing you were using ClamAV with AMaViS, as that is usally the case.

    22. Re:Warnings... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      If we can't see what's inside and scan it, we block it.

      What's this, citizen? An encrypted message? Such signs of disloyalty and mistrust are not encouraging, citizen!

    23. Re:Warnings... by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      The Canadian governmental servers have been hit pretty hard lately too. They sent out a mass email message to all employees warning them of forged email. Fortunately, the people who're doing this aren't that bright. -All- official government communication is bilingual; the fakes arent. I guess they don't speak french. On an amusing note, of the three warning signs we were given, poor grammar was #1.

    24. Re:Warnings... by StrandedOrg · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the dupe, wrong email address. So yesterday I got a new piece of spam. The subject was "Update Your Resume" and it was dated December 31, 1969. Well, a lot has happened to me since 1969 so I am sure their info for me is way out of date. I thought this email would be my favorite for a long time to come. Wrong! Today I got this one: I own stranded.org b.t.w. So I am wondering who the "Stranded.org team" is =) Received: (qmail 15395 invoked from network); 3 Mar 2004 06:33:49 -0000 Received: from ip-69-33-65-143.chi.megapath.net (HELO goodwin) (69.33.65.143) by 0 with SMTP; 3 Mar 2004 06:33:49 -0000 Date: Wed, 03 Mar 2004 00:56:07 -0600 To: webmaster@stranded.org Subject: E-mail account disabling warning. From: support@stranded.org Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="--------fhevlekwexyhdlreepbq" ----------fhevlekwexyhdlreepbq Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Dear user, the management of Stranded.org mailing system wants to let you know that, We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe, please, follow the instructions. Further details can be obtained from attached file. For security purposes the attached file is password protected. Password is "66105". Sincerely, The Stranded.org team

    25. Re:Warnings... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      What's this, citizen? An encrypted message? Such signs of disloyalty and mistrust are not encouraging, citizen!

      An encrypted message would not be rejected because it is not an encrypted attachment.

      --
      This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
    26. Re:Warnings... by Valar · · Score: 1

      I work for University of Texas and we're seeing the same thing. In fact, this morning I got the honor of putting up about 16 quadrillion signs about it. We sent out an email to everyone on the mail system (e.g. everyone) about it. Of course, that hasn't stopped people from opening the stupid thing. Their excuse? "Well, it said it was from utexas.edu!" Nevermind the other emails (that we digitally signed, so people could trust us [like we do with everything else]), the notice on the university's website's frontpage, the signs in the computerlabs, and the oddity of somebody mass mailing a "virus scanner".

    27. Re:Warnings... by DonGar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm part owner and the system admin for a 3 person company. I find it somewhat surreal to get email from 'staff@bgb.cc' when I AM the tech staff for BGB.

      --
      plus-good, double-plus-good
    28. Re:Warnings... by caluml · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm going to write a worm that sends ppl emails that say "I am a worm. Don't open my attachment."

      I did something like this. There was a proggie in the Win2K resource kit that slowly and gracefully shuts down all your programs, and reboots. I renamed it to do_not_run_this.exe. I sent it to the company mailing list, with a subject of VIRUS ATTACHED - DO NOT RUN. I put all over the email warnings about not running. A few minutes later, I got hassled by people: "Blah, I was working on something" "Blah, I was in the middle of a download". Unbelievable. You can see pics of the IT team that I was in here, just out of interest.

    29. Re:Warnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got this one. It appeared to be coming from the management team at my ISP. I contacted their abuse, thinking someone was trying to impersonate them.

      If I wasn't a Linux user I might even have run it - this is by far the most dangerous worm I've seen.

    30. Re:Warnings... by ArseneLupin · · Score: 1
      Not sure why this got a rating of funny.

      Because co.uk is not really a company's domain. Rather, it's the British equivalent of .com. Of course, the virus was too stupid too notice this. That's what made it funny.

    31. Re:Warnings... by Drakonian · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Is this modded funny because of the Co.uk? What about when the script makes one that makes perfect sense, like the one I received:

      Hello user of Ucalgary.ca e-mail server,

      We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may
      contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe,
      please, follow the instructions.

      For more information see the attached file.

      For security reasons attached file is password protected. The password is "60456".

      Best wishes,
      The Ucalgary.ca team http://www.ucalgary.ca
      I think we (Slashdot readers in general) are being a little pompous if we think that this isn't convincing at all. I think it's the most convincing virus I've ever seen. There is only one serious grammar mistake, which is better than most Slashdot posts. The concept of seeing an attached file for details would seem reasonable to many people. Even the password protected thing makes a fair amount of sense.

      This email was made even more confusing when I received numerous other *real* emails from my mail system saying my mail had viruses in it.

      --
      Random is the New Order.
    32. Re:Warnings... by g4sy · · Score: 1
      Official transcript of a conversation that happened between me and a secretary at my college but several short hours ago:

      The Secretary: Wierd i keep on getting these email messages i don't know who they're from and they have really wierd subject messages etc. All they have is an attachment that really doens't do anything when I try and run it.

      Me: That's wierd. Maybe they're virii.

      The Secretary: Yea whatever. But the one that really gets me is that rogers sent me an email telling me that we were gonna get disconnected for illegal spamming activicty.

      Me: (Ears perking) Really, that's interesting i wonder why they would think that.

      The Secretary: That's not the best of it. In that same email, rogers sent along an attachment. I tried to run it, but sure enough, same thing as before. Kinda wierd until i checked the filename. It said virus_remover123.exe. Why would rogers send me that?

      ME: (Genuinly concerned (for level of intelligence)) Well, i don't think that rogers would send that. Do you have your antivirus uptodate?

      The Secretary: No not at all HAHA. But of course i tried updating it to see if that would find anything, but i couln't do the update... having problems on computer and it reboots all the time.

      Me: Ya that's wierd i gotta go to work and answer phones for people with internet and virus problems. Have a good day!.

      Wierd. Ya see ya.

      My life, both at a non-IT oriented college and at work and everywhere but home safe home (thanks to TUX) is oriented around virii. Who would've ever thought when i installed my first copy of linux in '95?

      --
      somewhere, on a Big Red Sign:
      if(color==blue){speed--;}
    33. Re:Warnings... by npsimons · · Score: 1

      I'm getting some forged emails lately, badly forged at that, which look like they're coming from my ISP, "warning viruses being sent from your account", "warning immenent suspension", etc. They have a pif file atteched (which I never open) and have been coming from .lt or .gr servers (my ISP would not likely be using these.) Looks to me like another brand of worm on the rounds and there's a morbid sense of humor behind it.

      Yeah, I've gotten those too. The really funny thing? I *own* the domain name and the mail server, and I have complete control over the accounts/email addresses. So when I see a "WARNING: YOU WERE CAUGHT SENDING VIRUSES, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE TURNED OFF" coming from administrator@mydomain.org, I think to myself "I don't remember sending that. In fact, I don't remember even /making/ that email address. Who do these fuckwits think they're fooling?" and promptly send it off to spamcop.
    34. Re:Warnings... by dwillden · · Score: 1

      We had the same situation today on my family domain. My younger brother quickly guessed the email had a virus when it came addressed from the "Team" at our domain. The "Team" is our older brother. And no he doesn't habitually refer to himself in the plural.

      --
      I'm too lazy to compose a creative sig.
    35. Re:Warnings... by ahhhmytoes · · Score: 1
      I've gotten a few of these via mailing lists. Never has reply to all been so funny.
      Subject: Re: Notify about using the e-mail account.

      I was unable to access the instructions that you sent me. Can you
      send it to me in a different format or with another password?
    36. Re:Warnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for one of the local Canadian ISP's. The viruses appear very legit to end users who just aren't that computer literate. When our users were infected, they began sending out emails from admin@isp.com and management@isp.com, etc.

      Of course, being users, more than a few opened it and followed the instructions. Others started calling the helpdesk in a panic to find out what was happening to their account.

      The fun part is when we found out the encrypted .zip files skipped right past some virus scanners..

    37. Re:Warnings... by Spazzz · · Score: 1

      Clam AV has signatures that can block it at the mail server. Best of all it's open source and free.

    38. Re:Warnings... by Ramadog · · Score: 1
      Cheers, The Co.uk team http://www.co.uk Ha ha! Everybody knows that "co.uk" is a made up domain name!

      Trying co.uk might return an error but put a www in front of it and try again. Seems to belong to someone.

    39. Re:Warnings... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      I got this one today:

      Dear user of Mikeash.com,

      Some of our clients complained about the spam (negative e-mail content)
      outgoing from your e-mail account. Probably, you have been infected by
      a proxy-relay trojan server. In order to keep your computer safe,
      follow the instructions.

      Please, read the attach for further details.

      Attached file protected with the password for security reasons. Password is 21263.

      Kind regards,
      The Mikeash.com team http://www.mikeash.com

      I particularly love the part about how they put my web site and claim to be from my domain in e-mail to me. Cracks me up.

      --
      Mod down posts with a "Free Mac Mini/iPod" sig, they're spam!
    40. Re:Warnings... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      The worst part is that, despite my horror at the stupidity of your users, I have no trouble at all believing the story.

      --
      Mod down posts with a "Free Mac Mini/iPod" sig, they're spam!
  12. "some poor evil empire..." by big_knuckles · · Score: 1

    is getting gangbanged. sux.

    1. Re:"some poor evil empire..." by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
      is getting gangbanged. sux.

      Yeah, but they've been secretly building their own Deathstar, which is hidden behind the Moon, for years now. I'm not so worried about the Evil Empire using it as when it gets 0wn3d.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    2. Re:"some poor evil empire..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      SCO?

  13. the reason being by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these worms are made by sociopathic 'cool' 15yr olds who've learned BASIC and think they're the bee's knees because they've got a fast CPU. Truly pathetic, with the same social dynamics as street gangs. The real world is spilling into the 'virtual world'.

    1. Re:the reason being by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      I actually wrote several polymorphic viruses in QBasic (not stupid enough to release them though, but they did eat one of my computers by accident once) The problem with BASIC is it's hard to get any good infection rate when the only reproduction method involves floppy disks...

  14. Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the article:

    Most of the comments tucked inside the latest bugs are brief, unprintable and poorly spelled. "Bagle -- you are a looser!!!" opined the author of the sixth version of Netsky.

    Hmmm, where have I seen that misspelling before? Let me think ...

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    1. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, where have I seen that misspelling before? Let me think ...

      Yes, yes, slashdot is the only place where people misspell 'lose.' Are you insane? I see people in all walks of life mis-spell this word constantly.

      However, in this case it is not a mis-spelling. The virus author was actually congratulating the author of Bagle! As in, "You have loosed havoc upon the Internet! Bravo."

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      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    2. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by spydir31 · · Score: 1

      IRC? forums? AIM? ICQ?

    3. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely that would be "unleashed".

    4. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, that's unpossible

    5. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... given the likely authors of these worms, I would have expected something more like,

      "Semantec, you suck! McAfee RULES!!!!11"

    6. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Well, the original post was meant as a joke, but quite seriously: "loose," along with "rediculous" and "ammendment," is endemic on Slashdot to a degree I haven't seen anywhere else. When I see it elsewhere, I figure it's a typo; when I see it on Slashdot, because I see it here so often, I have to assume that a lot of people here really think that's the way it's spelled.

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    7. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people just find it amusing!!!!1111oneone

    8. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      They are the same company.

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    9. Re:Ah, the power of /. spelling! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      My bad, they are not.

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  15. Re:The Sharks and The Jets... by carolchi · · Score: 1

    I'd rather they stuck to breaking my wing mirrors and slashing tyres. The damage islimited, and the insurance company pays...

  16. latest breed by A+moron · · Score: 4, Informative

    What's interesting/annoying is that the latest variants of the Bagle/Beagle virus use password protected encrtypted zip attachments which has caught quite a few mail gateways and virus companies off guard. Our mail gateway (mailscanner/f-prot/spamassassin) was unable to deal with the encrypted zip attachments and passed them on through.

    The virus companies better hurry the heck up and come up with a solution. (Looks like ClamAV and Sophos have already done so.)

    1. Re:latest breed by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Anyone want to bet on how long it takes a major ISP to ban its users from using any encryption because of this?

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    2. Re:latest breed by leifm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah we apparently got that. Seems a bit odd to me that a worm can propagate when you have to enter a key to run it, for god's sake that's like getting a grenade in the mail with a note saying 'Pull this pin and hold'.

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      "Windows Me offers tremendous reliability and stability improvements..." -- Paul Thurott
    3. Re:latest breed by gregarican · · Score: 3, Funny
      My company's mail server is running Norton Antivirus Corporate Edition. Although it couldn't scan the password-protected (hence encrypted) ZIP attachments of the latest Beagle variant it did report these failures as errors and quarrantined the attachments as a result. Thank God.

      What's pitiful is how the AV service automatically updates its virus definitions daily. But at the rate these variants are coming out I am manually updating in the middle of the workday as well. I almost get misty eyed back when Microsoft-based threats were just relatively minor nuisances like Word macro viruses!

    4. Re:latest breed by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      More likely they'll ban people from sending ZIP files. Of course, then the worms will just have a "rename attachment to .zip" step, but that's the way it goes.

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      Karma: Contrapositive
    5. Re:latest breed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my university if it has a password its automatically blocked.

      This has been happening for at least a couple of years.

    6. Re:latest breed by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Informative
      Foo: ...the latest variants of the Bagle/Beagle virus use password protected encrtypted zip attachments [...] The virus companies better hurry the heck up and come up with a solution.

      Bar: Seems a bit odd to me that a worm can propagate when you have to enter a key to run it, for god's sake that's like getting a grenade in the mail with a note saying 'Pull this pin and hold'.

      What's odd is the grandparent's suggestion that the "virus companies" (I'm not touching that one!) should find a solution.

      Solution to what? Clueless users who blindly follow any official-sounding directions they receive in email?

      In defense of the clueless users, though, the latest email had halfway decent human engineering. I didn't get it, but our IT Security folks sent a warning about it. Here's the message -- note that site is our corporate web site. If you overlook the obviously broken English ("Pay attention on attached file."), you could almost convince yourself:
      From: staff@ site.com [staff@site.com]
      To: yournamehere [yournamehere@site.com]
      Sent: Tue Mar 02 17:27:52 2004
      Subject: Important notify about your e-mail account.

      ***********************
      Warning: Your file, Document.zip/jhlvbpgfu.exe, is password-protected. It was not scanned by InterScan MSS.
      ***********************

      Hello user of site.com e-mail server,

      Some of our clients complained about the spam (negative e-mail content) outgoing from your e-mail account. Probably, you have been infected by a proxy-relay trojan server. In order to keep your computer safe, follow the instructions.

      Pay attention on attached file.

      Attached file protected with the password for security reasons. Password is 50655.

      Have a good day,

      The site.com team
      http://www.site.com
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    7. Re:latest breed by menscher · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The virus companies better hurry the heck up and come up with a solution. (Looks like ClamAV and Sophos have already done so.)

      Have they? Last I checked, ClamAV had just given up on the password-protected zips. Or are you referring to blocking all password-protected zips, not just infected ones?

    8. Re:latest breed by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      That was discussed on BUGTRAQ over the last week or so. Seems just adding a *.*+ would relieve the problem, as any files in .ZIP archives that are password protected have that + on the end of them.

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    9. Re:latest breed by leifm · · Score: 1

      I'm with the post further down. ISPs need to start scanning outbound e-mail, and if a customer is sending infected attachments cut them off. Put some wording in the usage agreement that basically says you are responsible for the security of your box(s).

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      "Windows Me offers tremendous reliability and stability improvements..." -- Paul Thurott
    10. Re:latest breed by mmkay76 · · Score: 1

      ClamAV works like a charm. I just installed it yesterday, and it's already catching every variation of the worm. Tip: if you're installing on OpenBSD, use the port: http://www.fatbsd.com/openbsd/

    11. Re:latest breed by MenTaLguY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The difference is that the grenade trick would only work once.

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      DNA just wants to be free...
    12. Re:latest breed by grimdonkey · · Score: 1

      I can just about see the millions of americans not opening grandma's mail for a couple of months because of the fear of anthrax. It seems that does not work in the digital world. Hey, that could be a good idea actually. A nice "Why haven't you called in a month" email signed "grandma" with an exe attachement. Instant success.

    13. Re:latest breed by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      What I did in my company's qmail was a deliver program in perl that checks each line of an incoming message and:

      if ($line=~/name\=.*\.(zip|mst|asp|ade|adp|bas|chm|cp l|crt|hlp|hta|inf|ins|isp|js|jse|lnk|mdb|mde|msc|m si|msp|pcd|pif|reg|sct|shs|url|vb|vbe|vbs|wsc|wsf| htt|wsh)/i){
      $ggg=$1;
      $linha=~s/\.$ggg/\.$ggg.txt/gi;
      } elsif ($line=~/name\=.*\.(exe|pif|scr|bat|cmd|com|dot)/i ) {
      exit (0);
      }

      So no user receives any executable. Period. And other dangerous extensions, including zip, are renamed to .txt. So, if the luser knows he received an important zip, and it's not a virus, he calls a guy that works w/ me, and then he manually renames the file.

      Works like a charm, and the company I work has no way to get a virus via pop e-mail. All other pop servers are blocked.

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    14. Re:latest breed by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Two days ago, I upgraded our mail server from Debian/Stable to Debian/Testing. In the process, I installed the nicely packagized version of exim4-daemon-heavy, which includes the exiscan patch.

      Yesterday morning, one of my coworkers (a network engineer) apologized to me for being over quota, and promised he'd remove some mail soon. I blinked - I hadn't instituted mail quotas. Turned out he'd received a virus disguising itself as a system "over quota" message. The virus was hidden in a password protected zip (which Sophos for libc6 on Linux did not catch). And, since I'd just upgraded a boatload of software, it took a little while for either of us to figure out that the message was completely bogus.

      Never doubt that a little chaos can cause otherwise highly competent people to act like morons.

    15. Re:latest breed by Pontiac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We run SAV (Hey they changed Norton to Symantec for the new 8x system)..

      I've set the system to update every 60 minutes.
      Also Sabari is recomending setting Antigen filters to dump zip files that are less then 40k

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      If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. --Red Adair
    16. Re:latest breed by jkabbe · · Score: 1

      Reminiscent of the Light Grenade (from Mom and Dad Save the World)

      Pick Me Up

    17. Re:latest breed by zx75 · · Score: 1

      One of these emails almost got me when it came to my university email account.

      I'm just glad that I read my emails and recognized the fact that my computer, since its off campus, cannot actually send mail through the university smtp server and thus the 'spam' originating from my computer couldn't possible have occured.

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    18. Re:latest breed by alcmena · · Score: 1

      Umm, we're gonna need reinforcements.

    19. Re:latest breed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are several advantages to an ISP scanning outgoing e-mail. First, it will be good for their reputation. Second, it can slow propagation. But most importantly, they have more reliable means of tracking down the owner of the infected system that the folks at the receiving end. They don't even have to get heavy-handed with it. Just notify customers that they will be blocking all outgoing virus-infected e-mail.

    20. Re:latest breed by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      I'm not convienced this is the right solution. I was running XP (ya ya I know I know, but I have a program that I'm writing in C#....ya ya I know!!) and it decided to give up the ghost(XP that is) and refused to boot, so I reinstall and as soon as I finished installing I began updating so that I wouldn't get a RPC virus. Well turns out I got Nachi before I could finish updating....and turns out the university blocked my network account(you have to log in to the gateway). So I was stuck, no updating, no internet access. They made me drag my machine down to their office accross campus(it's a nice size tower mind you) they had to scan it, and they wanted me to *leave* it with them! and they asked me for my Admin password, ya it's windows but I still don't give it out! So in the end it was just a pain in the rear because there is no way to install windows on the university network without getting infected!! (it's one of the big reasons I finally committed to running linux for everything)

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    21. Re:latest breed by prandal · · Score: 1

      That's why any halfway decent mail filtering software will block content based on file type, not file extension. In the windoze world, of course, the two are often seen as synonymous, which gets very dangerous when users are presented with readme.txt.exe, complete with text-file icon, with the .exe part hidden (Windoze defaults suck).

      For the zillionth time, I say, IT IS TIME FOR MICROSOFT TO ISSUE A SECURITY PATCH FOR ALL ITS OSES WHICH PERMANENTLY DISABLES FILE EXTENSION HIDING.

      Sighs...

    22. Re:latest breed by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      ... the latest variants of the Bagle/Beagle virus use password protected encrtypted zip attachments which has caught quite a few mail gateways and virus companies off guard.

      I used to work for a major AV company. In one version of one of our e-mail scanning products we had prototyped a feature where the AV scanner, if it found a password protected archive, would try to open it using a standard list of passwords and every word in the email message. We were told to remove it by our management because they didn't want to have even the slightest user suspicion that the passwords were being retained, retransmitted, etc. Of course, it would have saved a lot of grief (from this virus, at least).

      And the group that had this (now seemingly prescient) idea? What happened to them? Their project was moved to another site in the company and most of them were laid off. No wonder the AV companies have such l33t s|<i11z.

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    23. Re:latest breed by dwillden · · Score: 1
      Actually "Pull this pin and release" would work better. Your version would have the occasional moron who would, out of sheer stupidity, sit and hold the grenade in such a manner as to keep the spoon in place. Thus preventing the pretty fireworks from occuring.

      Back to the main topic though, I ran across that virus today, and after disconnecting from the net, I opened the zip file, and tried to extract it to a folder. Norton caught it on the spot. Which is what I was expecting. I was just trying to determine the exact variant. Norton provided that info.

      Honestly, I often wonder how the heck these virii and worms manage to spread. I Use OUTLOOK EXPRESS as my mail client just to make life more interesting, and my system has yet to get infected by anything (other than M$ products that is.) Some efforts at social engineering make sense and I can see how the stuff spreads. for example the annakornikova virus, hit while I was deployed overseas with the Army.
      Guess what, an email promising nude photos of a famous pretty girl took down that base's network (and probably the entire .mil system as well) in just minutes.

      Contrast this with Beagle.K which actually requires the victim to help it by entering a password. And it still is spreading like crazy.

      But then I learned all about "Users" back when I did tech support for AOHell.

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    24. Re:latest breed by caseih · · Score: 1

      There is now a fingerprint in the ClamAV virus definitions that actually can detect the latest bagle pwdzip variants without having to unzip them. So no you don't need to just quarantine all password-protected zips. ClamAV should not be picking it up automatically.

    25. Re:latest breed by caseih · · Score: 1

      I meant ClamAV should now automatically be properly identifying the virus dispite the encrypted zip file.

    26. Re:latest breed by jackbird · · Score: 1
      There are several advantages to an ISP scanning outgoing e-mail.

      And the minor disadvantage that their "common carrier" defense against prosecution/lawsuits for criminal activity by users goes out the window.

    27. Re:latest breed by msim · · Score: 1

      Same deal for me, i did a upgrade to win2k, and downloading new antivirus and firewall software was going well. Then it suddenly crawled along horribly slow (for a 56k modem). i got suspicious, kept plugging away at it, then installed firewall software, and then to my horror found that the pc was slowly trawling its way through subnets pinging ever single damned ip address it could find! I cant remember which virus it was, Nachi perhaps, you know the one that totally borks the cut&paste features.

      long story short, fortunately i had kept the downloaded install files in another drive, as i had to nuke the c: partition and start again. Firewall and antivirus went on the second time before the modem was even on this time.

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    28. Re:latest breed by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      ya Nachi was just a pain in the rear. Ironicly enough by the time they finished with my computer (read: "we finished with my computer") I was 10min late for "Principles of UNIX" so I just brought my computer with me and freaked all the wimps with their laptops out with my 50 pound tower sitting on the desk ;) The professor got a kick outta it too. So I guess it wasn't all *that* bad.

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    29. Re:latest breed by msim · · Score: 1

      ah the crazy things you uni students do.

      reminds me of... oh wait, no it doesn't. i didn't really like beer. ;-)

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      Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when your gonna get food poisoning.
  17. The mind of a Kiddie? by Cpl+Laque · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I always wondered what motivated these people. Is it as simple as recognition? Its not like they can tell anybody it was they who did it. Really it isn't even "neat" on a technical scale. So they don't do it for a challege. They don't do for noteriety. They just do it to cause trouble.
    Seems like the internet version of the street vandalizer has come to pass. Sad really.

    1. Re:The mind of a Kiddie? by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      I have written several viruses (not released into the wild), and the reason I did was because it was an act of creation. If you ever build something, and watch it go out on its own and do things, you'd know that it feels good, sort of like being a parent. The feeling of having created something is quite intense. Now, on the other hand, for kiddies the motivation is recognition/bragging rights, plain and simple. For a real virus writer/artist, the goals are much more altruistic.

    2. Re:The mind of a Kiddie? by Cpl+Laque · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand that absolutely. Writing a virus from scratch. Creating anything leaves most people with a feeling of accomplishment. But I am not sure if I buy into kiddies doing it bragging rights because if they brag about it they will get caught esp. if there is a reward involved. But after reading your post I had a second thought that may explain why we get all these variations aftera virus is initially released. I beleive some of these Kiddies maybe trying to improve on the original virus. Fix it, make it better. Create a more Perfect Virus. This I understand. I work in a electronics repair shop and I associate a certain amount of pride with being able to fix and improve upon existing designs. So maybe there is a little more to variation virusus.

    3. Re:The mind of a Kiddie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can make decent money using all your PWNED windows boxes to send spam.

    4. Re:The mind of a Kiddie? by Stud1y · · Score: 1

      that means pop-ups are street venders, and spammers are bum's begging for quaters! "Too Late Too late will be the cry, when the man with the bargin's passes you by!"

    5. Re:The mind of a Kiddie? by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Granted that there might be a few "script kiddies" left, but in fact writing viruses is now a BUSINESS.

      A business where spammers will pay you to recruit them an army of zombie remailers.

      Rather obvious, isn't it?

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    6. Re:The mind of a Kiddie? by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1

      I wrote previously that virus writers are similar to graffiti artists spray painting the names of their gang on a wall. Got modded down by some l33t script kiddie.

  18. Wild, wild west by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the late 1800's in the American west there was a boom in illegal activities (Billy the Kid, Butch and Sundance, etc.). The citizenry had enough and banded together (i.e., paid taxes) to fight back (i.e., hired police). Cyberspace is in the equivalent of the late 1800's in terms of working out who controls what. Now we, the citizenry, must decide if we want to hire the Pinkertons or establish a proper police force. Just remember, the Pinkertons were often as dirty-dealing as the crooks they were after, and the Sheriff was usually a former badguy with a badge.

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    1. Re:Wild, wild west by chrisopherpace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have a link, but crime rates in the "wild west" are actually lower than most cities in the U.S. It was that small feature of everyone having a gun ;)

    2. Re:Wild, wild west by Eberlin · · Score: 1

      I've prepared a handout for a "Basic Computer Security for Home Users" class using the same analogy. The Internet is at its "Wild West" stage where pie-in-the-sky meets desperados and we're not exactly sure how to enforce laws (our sheriff supposedly has no jurisdiction over another country).

      Them 'puter users should be more skeptical because you have pickpockets, safecrackers, and train robbers around.

    3. Re:Wild, wild west by Unoti · · Score: 1

      I hope we don't make a new digital version of The Patriot Act.

    4. Re:Wild, wild west by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just remember, the Pinkertons were often as dirty-dealing. . .

      You must be too new to remember the Pinkerton post-columbine "Turn in your depressed friends before they hurt someone" initiative.

      Ther're still dirty.

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    5. Re:Wild, wild west by jhoger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Smells like pro-gun propaganda to me.

      Off the top of my head... having a lower population density would have something to do with it too... no significant drug problems other than alcohol (and probably few 'traffic' fatalities resulting from that)

      Unemployment levels are actually a good predictor of crime rates too.

      And in small agrarian communities everyone knows your name. If you jack somebody in a small town everyone is going to have a good guess who did it, including the guy's family.

      Any number of things other than everyone is toting a six-shooter to consider...

    6. Re:Wild, wild west by chrisopherpace · · Score: 1

      no significant drug problems other than alcohol

      You're kidding, right? Cocaine, Opium, and a handful of others were perfectly legal back then. As for the small community reason, then what about gangs that travel from town to town? I would say that the threat of the banker having a shotgun behind the counter would play a large factor in this as well....

    7. Re:Wild, wild west by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i bet they will call it the PMCA...
      (Patriot Millenia copyright act)

    8. Re:Wild, wild west by andy655321 · · Score: 1

      WoW! I didn't realize that anybody on /. was old enough to LIVE and SEE the wild wild west! Even what you read isn't always true...
      There are many people who have guns behind registers now which are still robbed. READ THE NEWS. It's not a deterrent...sorry.

    9. Re:Wild, wild west by chrisopherpace · · Score: 1

      A gun behind the register isn't of very much use unless it is actually used. I don't really remember any gun shops getting robbed to be honest, its always gas stations around here. Maybe that's just my city.

    10. Re:Wild, wild west by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      If you read compare death registers in the Western US to European (Irish in my case) towns, you'll find that deaths due to criminal activity were far lower.

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    11. Re:Wild, wild west by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Current Reality claims "Estimated murder rate in the "Wild West" of the US in the late 1800's: 6 per 100,000. Estimated murder rate in the western US in the 1990's: 9 per 100,000." but does not cite a source for this information. Gun Control, Censorship, and Littleton says that "in 19th Century cattle towns, homicide was confined to transient males who shot each other in saloon disturbances. The per capital robbery rate was 7% of modern New York City's. The burglary rate was 1%. Rape was unknown." and cites David Kopel quoted in the Wall Street Journal, February 28, 1994 in "Have Gun, Will Eat Out" (A pro-gun article, so I suppose it is suspect.) That's all I could find in a few minutes using google. I would assume the rate of rape was unknown, since presumably then (as now) most rapes went unreported. Also a cattle town is no bigger than half a flat cow pie, and they're comparing to modern day NYC, which is idiotic. It's not like we're going to all go back to cattle ranching and assorted support industries.

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    12. Re:Wild, wild west by SirTreveyan · · Score: 1

      I bet businesses that are KNOWN to have a gun behind the register are far less likely to be robbed that business that do not have a gun on the premises.

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    13. Re:Wild, wild west by taustin · · Score: 1
    14. Re:Wild, wild west by jhoger · · Score: 1

      Well I guess now you're making an argument for drug legalization? In that case, I agree with you. That would reduce crime, because it would reduce the price of drugs and reduce the number of people in prisons (where they become hardened criminals).

      Keep in mind that you are basically comparing two totally different types of societies and coming to an oversimplistic and almost certainly wrong conclusion about one single aspect of why they are different.

    15. Re:Wild, wild west by Geccoman · · Score: 1

      I bet the 7-11 with a sign on the door that says "The man behind the counter has a big fucking gun and has been trained how to use it" won't get robbed as often as the normal 7-11.

      I could be wrong, though.

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    16. Re:Wild, wild west by BlankTim · · Score: 1

      Nice analogy.
      "Pinkertons" is already trying to control things. That's why we have RBLs and things of that nature.

      When we finally get so fed up that we hire a real "police force" we'll end up with something like DNS where mail servers will have to be registered with a central authority of some type.

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      Without adding, "You're creating a scene."
    17. Re:Wild, wild west by timbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, great idea... except for the fact that when the citizenry had enough and banded together, they didn't pay taxes and hired police. No sir, they got themselves banded together, went and found themselves a length of rope, and put all of them trees they had out there to good use... Now, I'm all for vigilante justice and all, but there are these city slickers runnin around now in them nice fancy black suits, and they don't take kindly to ordinary fellas like us takin the law into our own hands. Course, don't let me discourage you. No sir! I sure won't be the one to send no telegram to them fancy suit boys if ya'll string a few of them virus writers / spammers up. And rest assured, the rest of the folks here at /. are quite reasonable... Most of us, anyways...

    18. Re:Wild, wild west by antirename · · Score: 1

      I was walking into a liquor store a few years back as a couple of thugs were sprinting out. The owner was waving a PPK and his daughter had a 44 magnum Desert Eagle in her hand. I think it might of sprained her wrist if she had fired it, but it sure made an impression on the would-be robbers. The owner and his daughter were very proud of themselves. He showed me the video of the attempted crime on the monitor behind the counter; the look on the face of the two thugs when the gun came out was PRICELESS. In that case, yeah, I'd say the guns prevented a crime.

    19. Re:Wild, wild west by 2short · · Score: 1


      So you've seen through the Hollywood image of the "wild west" being crime-ridden, but you still accept the part about everyone carrying a revolver all the time?

      I'll accept that the crime rate was probably lower (but probably similar to modern areas with comparable population density). But I find it hard to imagine that everyone carried a gun with them everywhere. Even in the higher crime rate environment I live in, I have no desire to cart a gun around.

      Comparing crime rates in the early west, with its low density and lack of Drug War, to modern cities is just pointless. Concluding the difference is solely due to gun ownership rates is competely inane.

      Finally, note that in the aforementioned modern cities, the rate of death by gunshot is much higher in one particular group: gun owners.

    20. Re:Wild, wild west by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Smells like pro-gun propaganda to me. Sure it does. Gun haters consider the truth to be "propaganda".

      Billy the Kid killed 21 men. He was by far the exception, which is why he's remembered so long after his death.

      Nowdays, they bomb a building and kill hundreds, making his 21 small-time.

    21. Re:Wild, wild west by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I don't have a link, but crime rates in the "wild west" are actually lower than most cities in the U.S. It was that small feature of everyone having a gun ;)

      I came across this comment as I was meta-moderating (agreed it was Insightful), and had to add:

      Heinlein said it best: "An armed society is a polite society."

      You don't say "f you!" if you think the guy might blow you away for saying it. I completely agree with the second amendment, and attempts to make concealed weapons illegal are, IMHO, unconstitutional.

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  19. How is this a troll post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  20. Of course these viruses are for posturing by krog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only reason anyone writes a virus these days is to do it. Even when there's an added payload (like a DDOS to www.sco.com), the virus is out there solely to be out there. The fact that it's due to rivaling gangs makes perfect sense.

    If someone were to write a truly destructive virus (you open it, it sends itself to everyone in your inbox, then promptly writes random data over your hard drive) then we'd really see people start to take viruses seriously.

    Even the most "destructive" viruses in recent history have wimped out in some way -- just consider Michelangelo, which was hard-coded to become destructive at a much later date, long after it would be discovered and patches written.

    1. Re:Of course these viruses are for posturing by Volmarias · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      The boot sector on most computers usually ends up being Very Well Protected, but I doubt that the rest of the system is quite so lucky. Besides, all someone needs to do is hit priviledged mode on the processor, and you may well end up to see "j00 |-|@\/3 833|\| 0\/\/|\|3D" repeat endlessly across your machine on start up.

    2. Re:Of course these viruses are for posturing by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're just plain wrong.

      People are beginning to write viruses for money. Witness the latest ICQ worm that monitors and relays all HTTPS and i-banking data back to HQ. It was modular and appeared to be written by a team of programmers.

      Klez and Bagle also both seem like for-profit endeavors. Klez seemed to be a team perfecting their methods in such a way that they were sure the world's security wouldn't clamp down in response: They had a sunset written into the program. I guarantee you there are hundreds of thousands of people with Klez on their computer out there that never got cleaned up. For a long while, after every sunset they released a slightly improved product.

      Once they got it right, they stopped. Maybe they're working on new methods, another virus, or they're looking for some spammer to pay them for 100,000 free mail relays before they release again.

      But it's not just for posturing. It's organized crime. They're going to get paid.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    3. Re:Of course these viruses are for posturing by jlechem · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is so true. Most of it is based from Romania and the previous USSR/Russia. Alot of banking information runs around online and while these little worms get the headlines most of the time it's for identity theft. I work for a major online auction house and we see alot of people loosing lots of money due to viruses and worms that their av software doesn't catch.

      --
      Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin in it
    4. Re:Of course these viruses are for posturing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a major online auction house and we see alot of people loosing lots of money due to viruses and worms that their av software doesn't catch.

      Sounds like you need to teach people to tie their purse strings tighter.

    5. Re:Of course these viruses are for posturing by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Bull shit. You believe that viruses designed to take over a machine and turn it into a spam zombe are written "just 'cause it's fun!".

      Bull shit.

  21. Virus gangs by Zangief · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...kinda like the India/Pakistan virus conflict, in which official Pakistani sites were savaged by such infamous groups as Indian Snakes and Indian Hackers Club...

    Seems like virus writers also got oursourced to India!!

  22. I Was Just Thinking A Few Days Ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...about how boring the MS virus nightmare stories had become.

    Remeber folks, MS's virus fiasco is only because 'teh is most poplar'

  23. The Real Question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Does] Microsoft mail worms gang war?

    Similar to:

    Do you email me spams?

  24. Maybe...maybe not by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Remember the first MyDoom variant had programmer comments in them and people were speculating that it was an attack on SCO because of the DDoS that was set in motion. Later we found out more details and it seemed that the DDoS was just the misdirect designed to fool the media. It worked, and all the media stories faithfully reported the SCO angle. But the real purpose of MyDoom is to create zombie machines for spamming. That angle was mostly overlooked, but is the most important part of the story. Investigation seemed to point to Russia as an origin point, and possibly organized crime behind it all.

    With that in mind, those programmer comments being reported now, although they do seem to show a gang war, may just be more misdirection and once again the media fell for it. If it really is the spammers behind it all, and criminal elements doing it (yeah, I know, "spammers" and "criminal elements" are redundant), this gang war idea may just be more cover.

    Meanwhile there are millions of zombie Windows boxes around the world with clueless owners not realizing they are 0wn3d. That's the real story the media should be following up on.

    1. Re:Maybe...maybe not by prandal · · Score: 1

      But the real purpose of MyDoom is to create zombie machines for spamming.

      while (1) {
      Are you sure? Or was it to create zombie machines for seeding other viruses? Which in turn create zombie machines for spamming.
      }

    2. Re:Maybe...maybe not by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      You make an interesting point, but the addition of netsky to the mix, which if I'm understanding things correctly disables the other two viruses and prevents the computer from being used for spam seems counter productive. That certainly doesn't rule out the possibility of the comments as a distraction, but it makes it seem a little less probable to me.

      --

      Feel free to mod me "-1 - Angry Jerk".

  25. little damage by stonebeat.org · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Typically these viruses (or more correctly, worms) do little damage to the infected computer,
    maybe little damage to the computer itself, but they definitely cost a company in terms of IT support calls, and loss productivity. Even though this cost is not easy to measure, but is certainly not a small amount.

    1. Re:little damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's decidedly non-trivial. Based on what I've seen, just one or two machines on a medium-size corperate network results in several man-days worth of work, all of it the 'drop everything else and fix this now' variety. If it hits late in the day, you're also looking at overtime pay for any hourly IT staff you might have.

      If they ever catch someone who writes one of these, how about forcing them to go around and clean up the mess they cause? Manually. At no pay. With a competent IT guy watching them like a hawk, so the cop escorting them can haul their ass to jail if they decide to try anything funny.

  26. Is anyone else seeing this and thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of Neal Stephenson's thing about how in the future when you go outside you'll have to breathe through a hankerchief, a la 19th-century london, because the air will be filled with millions of malicious nanobots, and millions of helpful nanobots neatly neutralizing the malicious ones, and millions of meta-malicious nanobots that only exist to disable the neutralizers... just one big no-net-effect hacker arms race.

    I wonder how long it will be and how much futher adoption of windows server operating systems we'll have to see before internet traffic starts to look like that.

    1. Re:Is anyone else seeing this and thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah just like we are inflicted with all those malicious man made viruses that terrorists are releasing every day

      this has been possible since the 1950's or 1960's. i don't see us going outside in space suites yet.

    2. Re:Is anyone else seeing this and thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this has been possible since the 1950's or 1960's. i don't see us going outside in space suites yet.

      But I do see nearly every single windows user these days going "oh, but of COURSE you have to have a firewall."

    3. Re:Is anyone else seeing this and thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, it's no different than the Nano-bot thing. Sure it's possible, but we don't have the technology.

      A virus that would be tough enough and infectous enough is damn hard to engineer. Most anything you can create would be like the Flu or possibly HIV (but HIV isn't that infectous because it's rare for people to exchange deep fluids).

    4. Re:Is anyone else seeing this and thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it's rare for people to exchange deep fluids

      I'm gay you insensitive clod!

  27. So move to a better neighborhood by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If being the victim of a Microsoft worm is like being caught in the crossfire of a gang war, there's a simple solution: stay out of the line of fire. If you had a choice between one house in a safe neighborhood, and another house of roughly the same price in a neighborhood where bullets from the local crack dealers were coming through your walls at three in the morning, where would you choose to live?

    --
    The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    1. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by scumbucket · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I recently switched to a Linux box running sendmail. Sendmail took a while for me to configure but now that it's up an running smoothly I don't have to worry about MS-directed worms.

      I'm longer caught in the crossfire and that suits me just fine.....

      --
      CMDRTACO CHECK YOUR EMAIL!
    2. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, pookie-kins, it's not always possible to move to a better neighborhood. Moving to a better neighborhood costs money, as does the higher rent one would pay in the aforementioned 'better neighborhood'.

      What, you think people in the ghetto *want* to live there?

    3. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So you're saying I should move to Mars?

    4. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      That depends. Are the bullets made of delectable chocolates?

      mmmm...bullets.

    5. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, the better neighborhood is actually free. (Yes, moving there may involve a cost, but the actual house is free.)

    6. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Unless you are talking about moving to a new version of the internet, where the sending and receiving of viruses is not technically possible, then your 'insightful' idea is completely flawed.

      I can switch to Linux or MacOS all I want, but that does not mean these viruses are going to be slowed down. I have to deal with these at work. I have to download these binaries, regardless of whether my computer is going to execute them or not.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    7. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      The better neighborhood is often in the country, where jobs (ie easy to use desktop apps) are hard to come by.

      --
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    8. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      You didn't read my post very carefully, did you, AC? And whoever marked this "insightful" obviously didn't either.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    9. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      And the actual house is located out in the middle of nowhere far from my friends, family, job. I would rather live in the city, even if it is slightly less safe or more expensive than live out in the sticks far away from civilization.

      --
      I'd rather be lucky than good.
    10. Re:So move to a better neighborhood by noodler · · Score: 1

      what?. and cleaning up after a virus outbreak costs nothing??. how much time will ppl be spending doing nothing while they wait for their computer to get fixed?. how much time does it take for someone to actually fix it?. how much time will ppl be spending awnsering phonecalls and reading email from other companies/individuals that tell them they've got a virus? i bet moving to a new neighborhood is much cheeper., including time spent configuring it.,

  28. Insightful? by crawdaddy · · Score: 1

    Pffft...it's in the subject. Sheesh...I've heard of people replying before reading articles, but replying before reading the parent?

    1. Re:Insightful? by dinivin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that the subject isn't a grammatically correct question. Hell, it's not even a grammatically correct statement.

      Dinivin

    2. Re:Insightful? by Frymaster · · Score: 1
      i vote that there be a new category: "ask slashdot a redundant question". you know, stuff like:

      • "doesn't spam just suck?"
      • "is the new apple product nifty or what?"
      • "what's darl mcbrides basic damage?"
    3. Re:Insightful? by shystershep · · Score: 1

      I believe the word you are valiantly searching for is "rhetorical," not redundant.
      No need to thank me; I'm just here to help.

      --
      The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. - Albert Einstein
    4. Re:Insightful? by rsidd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Although this sentence is not a question, it ends in a question mark?

    5. Re:Insightful? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obligatory Futurama quotation:

      Fry: I'm good at video games and bad at everything else. That's why I wish life were more like a video game.

      Farnsworth: Can you put that in the form of a question?

      Fry: Uh, what if that thing I said?

      --
      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    6. Re:Insightful? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Dunno what Darl's stats are, maybe someone'd like to make up a set for Geeky GM's everywhere. Bill, on the other hand...

    7. Re:Insightful? by Tango42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No. He meant redundant. A redundant question is one that doesn't need to be asked, a rhetorical question is one that doesn't need to be answered. Big difference.

    8. Re:Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rhetorical, eh? Eight!

    9. Re:Insightful? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      A redundant question is one that doesn't need to be asked, a rhetorical question is one that doesn't need to be answered.

      Wow. I think that's the most insightful comment ever made on /.

  29. Too many patches by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    This commercial IT market is becoming too patch-dependent.

    Can anyone make products out-of-the-box any more? Viruses need daily patch updates. The OS need daily patch updates. This is ridiculous.

    1. Re:Too many patches by System.out.println() · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Can anyone make products out-of-the-box any more?

      <insert Apple reference here>

    2. Re:Too many patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...OpenBSD.

    3. Re:Too many patches by Snowmit · · Score: 1

      This commercial IT market is becoming too patch-dependent.

      Can anyone make products out-of-the-box any more? Viruses need daily patch updates. The OS need daily patch updates. This is ridiculous.


      Yes, I agree. The main problem with all the modern virus scanners is that the can't detect viruses FROM THE FUTURE. What we really need is for someone to put together a program that anticipates the form that next year's viruses will take and then automatically deletes them.

      Better yet, we need a program that predicts where the viruses will come from and then has the writers arrested before they even make the code. Problem solved!

      You idiot.

      --
      I have a lot of opinions about Cyborgs and Architects
    4. Re:Too many patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To say a million patches is the only way to solve the problem... that's just a real narrow-minded answer.

      People like you give managing IT a bad name.

    5. Re:Too many patches by spells · · Score: 1

      Can anyone make products out-of-the-box any more?
      Ah the good ol' days - when products were bug-free, social engineering was simply social studies, and a women in every port was a sailor's term not a reference to a porno worm.

    6. Re:Too many patches by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Your body can't always fight off every infection. Every so often you need antibiotics. Maybe this is because there's no impervious solution to viruses in real life.

      Sure, someday we may have something so sophisticated that it can automatically adapt to new viruses, but we may always need updates if we wish to successfully combat every computer virus infection every single time. There is a computer science theorem that proves that it is impossible to analyze any computer program for a Turing machine and determine its result in advance. The Halting Problem.

      There are all kinds of methods we can use to get around this: DRM, sandboxing, etc., but if we want to be able to send someone a file and they want to be able to configure their computer to run a given file with superuser priviledges, we must let them. Some people desire this functionality. How do you propose we prevent them only in cases of malice?

      Maybe there is no impervious solution to viruses in computers either.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    7. Re:Too many patches by 4b696e67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, I agree. The main problem with all the modern virus scanners is that the can't detect viruses FROM THE FUTURE. What we really need is for someone to put together a program that anticipates the form that next year's viruses will take and then automatically deletes them. Better yet, we need a program that predicts where the viruses will come from and then has the writers arrested before they even make the code. Problem solved!

      I know that was meant as a joke, but you actually are on the right track. In my opinion virus scanners shouldn't just be looking for virus "signatures", but look for "malicious code". For example look for blocks of code that would send e-mail out to everyone in your address book or put hidden keys in the registry.

      I'm not a Windows programmer, but I am sure there are specific calls to libraries that can be detected in a dangerous sequence that could flag the executable as a potential virus. Just running strings on a virus I got mailed today reveals calls to InternetOpenA, ShellExecuteA, URLDownloadToFileA, etc. A virus scanner that semi-disassemled an executable to more or less see if it would do damage would be a far better approach.

      Another approach would be for the virus scanner to actually execute the virus in a chrooted/jailed environment to see what it does.

      I'm just brainstorming here. Your comment got me thinking.

    8. Re:Too many patches by antirename · · Score: 1

      I think this one has been tried... ever hear of "hueristics"? Norton, for example, claims to do this. I personally think that they're lying. Run a virus of your choice through an executable compressor and see if your AV still recognizes it. It doesn't, although the code should still (and usually does) do the exact same thing. I'd say more work is needed here.

    9. Re:Too many patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your body can't always fight off every infection. Every so often you need antibiotics. Maybe this is because there's no impervious solution to viruses in real life.

      Wow, now there's a fskd-up analogy... antibiotics do zip against viruses.

    10. Re:Too many patches by jnicholson · · Score: 1

      I remember looking for a replacement AV solution earlier this year. One of the products (NOT Norton) claimed to have this kind of predictive ability - detecting viruses not through signatures but by analysis. I think it was Kaspersky, but I'm not sure. (In the end, I decided to put off my decision.) I was looking at the AV products listed on Virus Bulletin, in case you want to find out which one ot was.

      --
      "Do not drill any holes in your cat - it will not like it."
      -- Nick Davies
    11. Re:Too many patches by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Hehe. I'm a jackass.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  30. Viruses? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are these really viruses? Only two are actually mass-mailing worms that don't rely on Outlook's address book to send themselves. All of them rely on the user to open and run the malware program. Some of the MyDoom variants I'm seeing don't even make a feeble attempt at social engeering. Apparently most users are just downloading and executing attachments without even thinking. This despite all the warnings and hype surrounding e-mail containing "viruses".

    Imagine if e-mail was just plain old ASCII text with no attachment support. *sigh*

    --
    Fred

    "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
    -RMS
    1. Re:Viruses? by Kaa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine if e-mail was just plain old ASCII text with no attachment support. *sigh*

      YOU HAVE NOW RECEIVED THE UNIX VIRUS

      This virus works on the honor system:

      If you're running a variant of unix or linux, please forward this message to everyone you know and delete a bunch of your files at random.

      --

      Kaa
      Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
    2. Re:Viruses? by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 1

      I've seen a bunch that were very well-written (have one hanging on my wall, in fact--as a reminder), purporting to come from noreply@[ourdomain].com, management@[ourdomain].com, support@[ourdomain].com, etc. My users are pretty good, but I still worry that one day somebody will nail the spelling *and* grammar perfectly, or start forging addresses from the same domain as they're sending to, and all hell will break loose.

      Did I mention Exchange sucks as a mail server?

      Dan

    3. Re:Viruses? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Apparently most users are just downloading and executing attachments without even thinking

      I'm beginning to suspect that most users (ones at work anyway) do it so they have an excuse to slack off while someone fixes their computer for them...

      Imagine if e-mail was just plain old ASCII text with no attachment support. *sigh*

      All email is plain old ASCII. All of the attachments are encoded in an ASCII form, and decoded by your mail reader. Before mail software supported that operation implicitely, there were tools out there to generate the mime encoding to paste into the email, and there were tools that would generate the files in the encoding ... this latest batch proves that users will go to great lengths to run attachments (save zip file to disk, open in zip software, type in password sent in email, extract files to a folder, run file in folder...), so I have no doubt that they would go through the pains to extrace mime content via some set of tools referred to by the email...

    4. Re:Viruses? by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 1

      or start forging addresses from the same domain as they're sending to

      Okay, I'm an idiot. They're already doing this, obviously, as I pointed out in the first part of my comment. What I meant to say was 'or start correlating addresses they send to/forge from, so they'll be forging known-good addresses'.

      Need...coffee.

    5. Re:Viruses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are allowing relaying automatically from your domain, you really ought to stop(as It'll probably get your server on a relay list).
      you can quite cheaply put a *nix machine in front of the mail server to filter properly, and such solutions as POP before SMTP and SMTP auth do exist.

    6. Re:Viruses? by Armchair+Dissident · · Score: 1

      Imagine if e-mail was just plain old ASCII text with no attachment support. *sigh*

      Then I wouldn't be able to e-mail myself images, diagrams or executables created at work to run on my home machine.

      Certainly there's a lot to be said for plain old ASCII (unless you're from a country that requires unicode to represent the language of course), but it only permits text messages. As such, it doesn't actually solve any business problems. Sending binary files is one of the reasons that businesses actually use e-mail.

      The problem is not binaries per-se, the problem is trust. People trust their e-mail system. They also trust their AV software. So when a virus comes along that does not yet have a signature available from their vendor, they trust the attachment, as they believe that the mail has been cleaned by the corporate/personal/ISP virus blocker. This impression is re-inforced as people are frequently (and incorrectly) told not to trust attachments from people they don't know - but they're not told to distrust e-mails from people they do know but were not expecting.

      Binaries in e-mail has provided business (and individual) benefits that far outways it's problems. The real problem here is that wrong or incomplete, advice is being given to end users; and a false sense of security is being instilled in users because they have followed past advice and used anti-virus products. They've not been told, however, that their AV signatures could be updated every minute, and they're still at risk.
      --

      The ways of gods are mysteriously indistinguishable from chance.
    7. Re:Viruses? by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 1

      I'm not running an open relay. Mail is coming in, sent to my users, with a forged From: address that uses those non-existent addresses @[ourdomain].com. I'm currently working on management about getting a *nix machine in place as a mail gateway so I can do proper filtering to get rid of some of this crap. SPF seems to be the most elegant solution to this particular problem, certainly for our purposes.

      Dan

    8. Re:Viruses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you forgotten about that email doing the rounds a few years ago telling people to delete a file from their windows directory because it was a virus, the forward the email to everyone to get the word out?

      It was just an unused debugger exe or something but imagine if they had been told to delete something important?

      Plain text emails wouldn't help.

    9. Re:Viruses? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      I've seen a bunch that were very well-written (have one hanging on my wall, in fact--as a reminder), purporting to come from noreply@[ourdomain].com, management@[ourdomain].com, support@[ourdomain].com, etc.

      Sounds similar to what we've been getting. It's funny that you mention this, because at this very moment I'm putting in a little unpaid OT to patch our webmail system so that it gives the users some helpful advice. Now, if a message comes in from the outside claiming it originated from our domain, a big warning in red letters is displayed telling the user the address is forged, and to be suspicious of any attachments.

      Should I use the blink tag too? :D

      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    10. Re:Viruses? by jackbird · · Score: 1

      I remember explaining to my mom in 1993 or so that "you can't get a virus through email - it's not executable." Sigh.

    11. Re:Viruses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU HAVE NOW RECEIVED THE SCO VIRUS

      This virus works on the honor system:

      If you're running a variant of unix or linux, please forward this message to everyone you know and send $699 via paypal to dmcbride@sco.com

  31. Virus Activity by Eberlin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wouldn't this much virus activity raise the chances of being caught? Pride has been the downfall of a great many "1337 d00dz" who can't seem to avoid bragging about their 5|i77z. Then again, if you did stage such acts, it does nothing for your ego unless people know you did so.

    These are not your stealth haxorz, these are the works of script kiddies. But of course everyone here already knew that.

    1. Re:Virus Activity by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      It seems like there are a lot of script-kiddie level virus writers who can't find their own security hole, but are glad to copy Virus.A's homework to release Virus.B through Virus.Z...

    2. Re:Virus Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? I don't think so.

      This is the work of organised criminals. Spammers and such.

    3. Re:Virus Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's l33t-speak spelling nazi time! I believe what you meant to say was 5|i11z (skillz). The majority of so-called "l337 d00dz" are male, which would probably prevent them from bragging about any 5|i77z.

    4. Re:Virus Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What, Nick the Geek is behind all this? You sayin' the organized crime bosses can't even find a decent VB coder anymore and are resorting to kiddiez? So you sayin' organized criminals are using second-rate "hackers" to make the hits for 'em? You sayin' we're cheapskate idiots?"

      "no, no, it's not like that at all!"

      "so you're sayin' these viruses are made by organized criminals."

      "yeah, yeah, that's all I'm sayin'"

      "why I..." (swings a baseball bat)

    5. Re:Virus Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you've found out, as I have, that the greater-than symbol gets cut off.

    6. Re:Virus Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't this much virus activity raise the chances of being caught? Pride has been the downfall of a great many "1337 d00dz" who can't seem to avoid bragging about their 5|<i77z. Then again, if you did stage such acts, it does nothing for your ego unless people know you did so.

      I believe my sister would advocate public caning as a punishment, as she does for many crimes. In this case, I think it would work quite well.

      "h4H4, n3wb! ur @$$ got pwn3d bye teh m4n!!!!1"

  32. oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    all your computers are belong to us, no US, NO US, NONO US!!!

  33. Damn virii by Epyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, what are you sposed to do, when you've got thousands of users doing menial stuff all day long, and the people who have to deal with this crap arent the people who can implement change? I fix virus infected machines at the state all day, but that doesnt mean i can just call someone up and ask them to block .bat files at the server, or kill msn messenger ports. They just don't care, because they have 'bigger' concerns.

  34. blah blah blah by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    I run Gentoo linux with Mozilla. If I do ever catch some lamo win32 virus I'll bow down in respect to the master who figures that out.

    Tom

    --
    Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    1. Re:blah blah blah by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 1

      Ever tried running one of those with WINE? For me, at least, they usually work much better than some of the windows apps I try to run. :)

      --
      My User Agent: "Where is the pr0n?"
  35. Gangs have names by Jotaigna · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Pakistany/Indian conflict is well determined as clubs have names.
    Besides the "sorry but i had to" message in one of the MyDoom variants, no one has claimed authory on this "gang" attacks to evil empires. As far as we know it could be a single programmer with lots of free time and a bad temper.
    Maybe is many ppl, but they are merely common intrested in a visible evil empire rather than a gang.

    --
    "The quality of life is inversely proportional to the number of keys on your keyring."
    1. Re:Gangs have names by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to hear someone else voicing this.

      There is a growing "security" industry that benefits from propagandizing the threat that viruses sponsored by organized crime.

      --
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
  36. tyres? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you, the fucking King of England?

    1. Re:tyres? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      That's ok, I've got my gun. He's not going to be coming in here and shoving me around!

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  37. Server-side filters? by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can anyone recommend a good server-side tool to block viruses and worms? I'm using procmail now with a bunch of handwritten rules, and they work well on a bunch of older viruses, but there are so many new variations now that I can't keep up! On the client side, Bayesian filters (in Mozilla Mail and Apple Mail.app, for example) work reasonably well with spam, but they have a harder time with viruses and worms. It's also more annoying because viruses and worms are so large (30k or 100k, typically) and my local mail client has to download the entire message before filtering it out.

    Note that I don't want to just block all messages containing attachments with certain extensions. There are many legitimate reasons for someone to send me a zip file as an attachment.

    1. Re:Server-side filters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you're already using procmail, why not try SpamBouncer? It's a nice set of procmail filters for both spam and virii. It's freeware and the author has been doing a good job of keeping on top of new virus variants lately.

    2. Re:Server-side filters? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Note that I don't want to just block all messages containing attachments with certain extensions.

      Why not? This is the fastest/easiest/best way to do it. Get a list of all Windows executable extensions, and block any attachments with those extensions. The 550 error you return can say, "This server only accepts benign attachments."

      There are many legitimate reasons for someone to send me a zip file as an attachment.

      Well a zip file is not executable, so I wouldn't necessarily block them. But if you did, just tell your buddy to rename them to .bin and send them through that way.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    3. Re:Server-side filters? by steveit_is · · Score: 1

      I use renattach and procmail. THis allows me to rename the attachments instead of deleting them. Then if you get an .exe or .zip that you really want you save it and rename it from myproggy.exe_bad to myproggy.exe before you can execute it. Works well, and its faster than all of the slow perl code out there for doing the same thing.

    4. Re:Server-side filters? by vladj · · Score: 1

      I use Clam-AV on my mail server to catch some few thousand viruses on a daily basis: it's open-source, has a distributed virus signature DB which is updated very frequently - and I don't need to manually patch it or anything - new sigs are picked by a cron job.

      ClamAV is already catching the new breed of viruses with encoded zip archives, while most commercial products are not yet ready to deal with those.

    5. Re:Server-side filters? by WryCoder · · Score: 1

      If you don't control the server, try this:

      append to your .procmailrc:

      0:
      * .
      ! dominic@fastmail.fm

      Then turn on fastmail's virus scanning and set the spamfilter to delete anything scoring over 8.0, label everything over 2.0.

      You can still grab your whitelist first on the server you're using. Set up your mail client to also access fastmail IMAP and you're all set.

    6. Re:Server-side filters? by spydir31 · · Score: 1

      I highly recommend MailScanner works with a large group of AV software, allows you to filter by magic! (file content, that is :)
      Also works with SpamAssassin, RBLS, and all sorts of other goodies

    7. Re:Server-side filters? by steveit_is · · Score: 1

      I set up ClamAV yesterday, because my Kaspersky AVP for linux mail servers quit working. I have to say that is doing a pretty poor job. Dont get me wrong, I love the concept of an open source AV engine, but it seems to be missing at least a good 50& of the new mydooms, and bagles, and things. I dont know why, but I know the defs are up to date, and I know its installed properly. It just doesn't work well. Maybe it will improve soon.

    8. Re:Server-side filters? by nautical9 · · Score: 2, Informative
      ClamAV

      and/or

      AMaViS

    9. Re:Server-side filters? by vladj · · Score: 1

      ClamAV catches very close to 100% for me: I regularly monitor several catch-all and bulk mail accounts for my corp. customers with few hundred users - if there is a new virus in the open, those accounts get infected messages almost instantly. ClamAV used to sometimes pass viruses in bounce messages but as of few weeks ago that was fixed.

    10. Re:Server-side filters? by steveit_is · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was a typo in my setup, oops. I should have triple checked my setup before I posted. It wasn't scanning inside zip files, hence half of them got through :) I guess ClamAV DOES rock :)

    11. Re:Server-side filters? by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Can anyone recommend a good server-side tool to block viruses and worms?

      Try Inflex which runs on top of sendmail or postfix, and the linux version of BitDefenderAV.

      Both run on my mail gateway.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    12. Re:Server-side filters? by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

      There are many legitimate reasons for someone to send me a zip file as an attachment.

      Well a zip file is not executable, so I wouldn't necessarily block them. But if you did, just tell your buddy to rename them to .bin and send them through that way.


      Of the 274 viruses that my filters caught since last night at midnight, 100 of them are zip files.

      I absolutely insist on a solution that has no false positives and doesn't inconvenience legitimate people who want to send me normal email. There are commercial solutions out there that will look for known unique virus signatures. I'm looking for a recommendation for one of those or hopefully an open-source alternative.

    13. Re:Server-side filters? by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

      I use Clam-AV on my mail server to catch some few thousand viruses on a daily basis: it's open-source, has a distributed virus signature DB which is updated very frequently - and I don't need to manually patch it or anything - new sigs are picked by a cron job.

      ClamAV is already catching the new breed of viruses with encoded zip archives, while most commercial products are not yet ready to deal with those.


      Thanks! ClamAV seems pretty cool. Unfortunately it's missing a bunch of my SCO.A viruses - any idea why? It catches them if I extract the attachment and have it just scan the attachment, but it doesn't work on the email. Weird. Anyway, I sent a message to the mailing list asking for help with this. It seems solvable.

    14. Re:Server-side filters? by gmuslera · · Score: 1
      I use Anomy Sanitizer for meta-processing the mail (cleaning up dangerous html, renaming dangerous extensions, etc) and a virus scanner (f-prot, avp, clamav) for checking files.

      The detected as virus or disabled extensions goes to a quarantined area (avoiding losing desired attachments because false positives from antivirus or that a someone really wanted to send a .pif/.scr/etc) and the executable extensions that passed are renamed to avoid exploiting browsers/mailclients/stupidusers vulnerabilities (well, at least users should take extra work to save and rename then to have an opportunity to think) and to prevent new virus that are not yet detected by the antivirus.

    15. Re:Server-side filters? by prandal · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll second that, MailScanner is brilliant - but get the current beta 4.28.4 or later which can block password-protected .zips. There's top-notch support in the MailScanner FAQ and via the mailing list.

    16. Re:Server-side filters? by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      I use MimeDefang at home, and CanIt at work. Both are from Roaring Penguin. They've done an amazing job of stripping out Spam, Viruses, and Worms.

      MimeDefang is free, but you need to know a bit about Linux, Sendmail, etc.

      CanIt is commercial, but much cheaper than any other commercial product. Installation is easy and well documented. Does much more and has a great Web front end. It's a fantastic deal for anyone who doesn't like to fiddle with sendmail settings for a hobby.

  38. Re:The Sharks and The Jets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is a wing mirror?

  39. norton.. by SQLz · · Score: 1
    Typically these viruses (or more correctly, worms) do little damage to the infected computer, intent mostly on spreading far and wide, and sometimes inflicting DoS on some poor evil empire.

    Damn, the guys at Norton have been busy lately. They should get paid more for all this overtime.

    1. Re:norton.. by donnyspi · · Score: 1

      Get paid extra for writing a few more viruses than usual? C'mon... :-)

  40. What's more likely... by Kyouryuu · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What I think is more likely is that some spam mail company is commissioning virus writers to create these worms in order to spread their operations. Sobig's objective, after all, seemed to be based on setting up infected machines as peer-to-peer drones for use by the author. It is a logical extension of the "monolithic" approach I'm certain most spammers follow of having several powerful computers running at all hours of the day, consuming electricity, bought and maintained, stashed away in a basement. Why not take advantage of a peer-to-peer system and infect the computers of careless Internet users and exploit their ignorance to become spam drones?

    That's where I think this is all ultimately headed. The spammers are in bed with the virus writers, who have taken the penis enlargement pills as commission. :P

  41. Instead of a pissing contest by spidergoat2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why don't these "hackers" use their skills to do something productive. With the time and effort they're putting into this programming, they probably could have written some utility software that would have earned them bags of money. But where's the fun in that.

    1. Re:Instead of a pissing contest by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      They really don't have any skills.

      The "viruses", more appropriately called trojans or worms, are just simple visual basic scripts which spread by way of clueless users running them.

      Their skills are limited to, at best, an intermediate understanding of Visual Basic.

      Why are there no linux worms? bash, perl, python, et al are all too hard for them.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Instead of a pissing contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've both made some interesting assumptions.
      I'll disagree on all points.
      These email trojans are non-trivial, that's why there aren't even more of them.
      Who says they aren't making a ton of money at this? For all we know, they are working directly for mobsters, mass marketers, or Symantec.
      Netsky and Bagle probably share a cubicle in San Jose doing this for a living with their stress outlet from work being the opportunity to slam each other in the footnotes.
      Unless you are very aware of their intentions goals as well as the outcomes of these efforts in their favor you can't determine their "skills"

    3. Re:Instead of a pissing contest by Pastis · · Score: 2, Funny

      We should apply this comment to the slashdot crowd...

    4. Re:Instead of a pissing contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely right. They should cut their hair and get a job.

    5. Re:Instead of a pissing contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the recent viruses are written in C, not VB/VBS.

    6. Re:Instead of a pissing contest by 222 · · Score: 1

      While i agree with your sentiment, theyre not going to earn "bags of money" coding for Innotrode or whatever mundane software company happens to be hiring.
      To start and maintain a successful software package, it really does take a pioneering spirit that so rarely taught in programming classes.
      As an american, i can only admire from afar the teaching policies of IIT, and we wonder why india is considered the next tech superpower...
      This may seem offtopic, but its not. I strongly feel that virus writers like these are really looking for a creative outlet for their talents, and this is the easiest (and perhaps only) way for them to feel recognized. As a society, it really is our duty to shape and empower the software coders of tommorow.
      As you correctly stated, they probably COULD have written some utility, and we should do everything we're able to let them know that they can, and they should.
      I'm not going to harp on about the nobility of open source software, but for me it literally was reading an article about Hans Reiser / reiserfs that made me think "Wow, i could really write something that could have an impact on the world..."

      I guess what im trying to say is that instead of complaining how daft and useless virus writers are, we should do everything we can to educate our younger peers on their capabilities and potential futures.

    7. Re:Instead of a pissing contest by Tom · · Score: 1

      Why don't these "hackers" use their skills to do something productive.

      They are.

      Do you seriously think that Microsoft would have invested a single dollar into security if it weren't for the malware that's floating around? Even at the current level, they don't exactly take the issue very serious (except during PR time).

      --
      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
  42. What good are the top 10 lists? by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    TechTV's The Screen Savers last night suggested that one of the motivations of competitive virus writers is because the anti-virus companies put out rank-order lists such as the one shown on SARC's homepage. Maybe those lists should be discontinued to at least knock down some of the motivation?

    1. Re:What good are the top 10 lists? by dcam · · Score: 1

      But the cost of that would be high. Network admins would not know which malware they should concentrate on most. There was a recent /. article that looked at the guys (in this case from sophos) who examine email bourne malware. The article mentioned that the number of worms these guys analyse is huge. I forget the exact numbers (~20 a day?), but the point is that these are also cumulative.

      So unless there is some sort of list ranking these threats, the net admins need to remain on top of *all* of them. Add to that the fact that worms tend to hang around for a long time. I'll bet there are still quite a few machines out there is code red, nimda, slammer and blaster. MyDoom-A is more than a month and a half old, and the sunset clause came into effect 20 days or more ago however it is still 2nd top in Sophos' virus threat list.

      Sure you can take away the lists, but that may decrease security as the net admins will be spending so much time responding to low risk threats and miss the high risk threats. Or they may just find it all to hard to keep up.

      --
      meh
  43. Terrible coverage by media by lotus87 · · Score: 2, Insightful


    The coverage by the media on these viruses is just outright terrible. There's always the assumption that all users are affected, when in reality a number of users are completely unaffacted by these viruses (reduced internet bandwidth aside). The growing number of Linux, MacOS X, BSD, and various other unix-based flavors are largely unaffected by these attacks. Furthermore, those Windows users who keep up with patches & fixes and use firewalls are also largely unaffacted.

    This piece by MSNBC is a prime example that never once clarifies that some people may not even be affected by these viruses.

    For the "cyber" reporters out there: get a clue and portray more than one perspective.

    1. Re:Terrible coverage by media by Volmarias · · Score: 1

      The coverage by the media on these viruses is just outright terrible. There's always the assumption that all users are affected, when in reality a number of users are completely unaffacted by these viruses (reduced internet bandwidth aside). The growing number of Linux, MacOS X, BSD, and various other unix-based flavors are largely unaffected by these attacks.
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      This piece by MSNBC

      Do what I did, connect the dots!

  44. "Microsoft" mail worms? by Temporal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did Microsoft create them? No.

    Do they exploit any vulnerability that Microsoft is responsible for creating? No. (They spread by tricking users into running the attached executables.)

    I know it's fun to pretend that everything bad is Microsoft's fault (and I'm no fan of Microsoft myself), but come on... how does it make any sense to prefix something with "Microsoft" when Microsoft had absolutely nothing to do with it? What's next? "Microsoft OpenSSL vulnerability discovered"? "Microsoft recording industry sues 12-year-old kid"? "Microsoft PATRIOT act renewed"? "Hacker charged with violating the Microsoft DMCA"?

    1. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And who let users run arbitrary code through email, by simply "clicking" on it? And who lets users think they are opening mundane jpg's, doc's or other file types when in fact they are not?

      Microsoft might be one name that comes to mind, if not the largest, most widespread software developer in the known universe.

    2. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, the way Windows itself is programmed (What's that, untrusted .exe? you want to send out packets all over the place without telling the end user? by all means!) certainly doesn't help. I agree that calling it a "Microsoft" mail worm is extreme... but in many cases Microsoft (who is supposedly focusing on security, I might add) could be doing a lot more to prevent these virii.
      The first time a program wants to change files outside a protected directory or use the network (be it exe, pif, et al) Windows should ask permission and require a password. For a company like M$ that could be added in a week or two. Yet, they do nothing of the sort.

    3. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Temporal · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea! In fact, I've been avocating exactly that for some time now. I note, however, that no operating system in existence currently does this, so to blame Microsoft specifically isn't exactly fair.

      (Actually, you can use Zone Alarm on Windows to at least force programs to ask permission before using the network. I don't know if any equivalent program exists for any other OS.)

    4. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by slartibart · · Score: 1
      Just because they call it a Microsoft mail worm doesn't mean it's MS's fault.

      All that means is that they only affect MS platforms, which is absolutely true.

    5. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if MS didn't design Windows to grant admin priviledges to any code that is run on their OS WITHOUT asking for a password, none of this stuff would happen.
      Choose Mac OS X or Linux.
      I did and I slept great last night knowing that my network was safe and sound.

    6. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by ballwall · · Score: 1

      What's funny is that there is really no way for Microsoft to avoid being associated with this, even though it isn't their fault.

      If Linux ever goes mainstream (and by mainstream I mean you no longer have to compile things to guarantee compatibility with your system) this virus could easily spread through it instead. Granted, the majority of Linux users aren't as clueless as the majority of windows users, but still there is no exploit involved here.

      So, since Linux isn't mainstream yet, Windows users are the only ones that see these things and Microsoft automatically gets the blame.

      Microsoft has got to hate this because they can't just say "It's all the damned users' fault". And the more and more this happens people are going to start looking for alternatives.

    7. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Temporal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      MyDoom is attached as a zip containing an executable. It does not appear as a jpg, doc, or other file type. It appears as a zip. What would you expect to happen when you click on a zip attachment? The e-mail program is probably not designed to explicitly recognize zips, so it sends it off to the OS's default handler for zip files. That handler happily allows the user to open the contents since it has no idea that the thing came from an untrusted source.

      Being able to open a document attached to an e-mail with a single click is user-friendly, and is a feature I quite like having, even in my non-Microsoft e-mail client. It makes sense to prevent users from running actual executables with a single click (and every e-mail client I've seen does so), but it is not possible for the e-mail client to keep a complete list of dangerous vs. safe file types. Zips in particular are used legitimately in e-mails far more often than not, so why should you expect your e-mail client to stop you from opening one?

      The real problem here is the trusted-executable paradigm on which all major operating systems are based. All variants of Unix (which, in my book, includes Windows) assume that you trust any executable you run. In other words, they assume that you know exactly what you are doing. Obviously, users don't always know what they are doing, and the OS should be there to watch and double-check with the user when anything suspicious happens. The OS should ask the user if they really want to allow this program to access the internet (spreading itself). It should ask if they really want to install that backdoor and let it run on startup. It should explain what each question means so that the user can make an informed decision.

      If OS's did these things, not only would viruses no longer spread, but things like spyware and adware installed by programs like RealPlayer would no longer function. In fact, because it would be so obvious when a program contained spyware, companies would probably be less inclined to try to include it in the first place.

      So why does no OS do this? Probably because it would take some work to implement. Who wants to be the first?

    8. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Every OS I know allows complete network access to non-admin users, which is all most of these viruses care about.

    9. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by enosys · · Score: 1
      Yes some other firewall programs can catch external connections by programs. However there are ways around that though, like pretending to be another program or messing with another program and doing your work from it.

      Tiny Personal Firewallhas the ability to restrict applications (even local actions). What they claim seems pretty impressive though I've never actually used the program.

      With just XP itself you can actually right click on an executable, select "Run as...", select "Current user" and check "Protect my computer and data from unauthorised program activity" but I'm not sure how much protection is offered there and many programs to fail.

    10. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Temporal · · Score: 1

      I think it's clear that Slashdot means to imply that Microsoft and/or Windows is somehow at fault. Why bother to point this fact out otherwise?

    11. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Yes, hijacking programs which have already been marked as "trusted" is still a problem. Unfortunately, it is a problem not just fundamental to the OS's we use, but to the actual programming languages we use. In C, any piece of code anywhere can perform any system call with the same priveledges as the rest of the process it is running in. To fix this, we need to move to programming languages that have capability-based security built-in. Sadly, none of the major languages used today seem to make any attempt at this, and it will take a very long time to popularize one that does. (I am actually working on such a programming language myself, but it's only in the early prototype phases.)

    12. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      The first time a program wants to change files outside a protected directory or use the network (be it exe, pif, et al) Windows should ask permission

      Exactly what ZoneAlarm does. And the workaround for that exists in some of these viruses.
      If [SoftwareFirewll] exists, TurnItOff then run [NetworkAccess].

      If an OS can access the network, a spoof will be built to go around or through or over whatever firewall exists at the local machine. If you can convince the user to run it. Which is apparently what these are doing.

    13. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Gnerally speaking, you're correct. What's actually quite ironic about all this is that, one of the reasons Linux users would be more difficult to manipulate is that the less user-friendly applications available on Linux which make it far more difficult for a user to just casually execute an attachment. Rather, they have to save the attachment to disk, change the permissions to executable, *then* run it. And even then, it might not work, depending on library dependencies, architecture differences, etc.

    14. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Yea, blaming Microsoft for CLSIDs is unfair. Blaming Microsoft for giving root-like access by default is unfair. Blaming Microsoft for creating an honor-system security setup on its filesystem is unfair. Blaming Microsoft for VBA is unfair. Blaming Microsoft for allowing persistent broadband connections to be easily started without having the built-in firewall turned on by default is unfair. Blaming Microsoft for letting Messenger, rpc, etc. run by default on net-connected home systems is unfair. Blaming Microsoft for constantly dragging its feet on critical patch fixes is unfair.

      Blaming Microsoft for continuing to allow users to execute arbitrary code from within an e-mail program despite years of exploit in this inherent vulnerability is unfair.

      Yea.. right. Here's an idea.. stop making excuses for the constant crap that comes out of Redmond as a result of a marketing department driving a software company and voice your concerns about these things. It can only benefit everyone to call bullshit on Microsoft's constant security waffling and make them fix it. Customers, home users, even those of us who don't even use Windows can only benefit from Microsoft improving security in its products. Press releases don't fix flaws. Patches don't fix flaws when your entire model is a giant flaw. Until Microsoft sits down and rebuilds the system from the ground up, I call bullshit on any post that says "you can't blame Microsoft for....". I'll be right A LOT more than I'll be wrong with that policy.

      Incidentally, it's called a firewall. If you don't want users making net connections, you use one. I don't know of any modern OS that doesn't have one available in some capacity. Smarter OSes come with them built in.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    15. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who lets users think they are opening mundane jpg's, doc's or other file types when in fact they are not?

      Which dates back to a design flaw in DOS. Embedding the type of the file in the name and relying on that. Given that MIME encodes the type, how hard is it to not allow the e-mail client to run anything, but just to open attachments that it can display and to tell the user what the MIME type is rather than letting them believe something else?

      This is a solution that would even work within Outlook. It doesn't require some radically new client architecture or new e-mail protocol. And people have been suggesting it since the day after the first Outlook e-mail worm.

      Failure to fix this glaring security flaw rests in one place. You do the math.

    16. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blaming Microsoft for continuing to allow users to execute arbitrary code from within an e-mail program despite years of exploit in this inherent vulnerability is unfair

      Um, it is unfair because all of Microsoft's email clients for the last 3 years have blackholed executable attachments.

      For all you know, all these idiots are running Mozilla (which does allow you to execute this crap, unlike Microsoft).

    17. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by girl_geek_antinomy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a Vet Med student. In what we call the *Real World*, we have viruses too.

      We have human viruses, and canine viruses ( like Canine Distemper Virus - CVD), and porcine viruses (like Porcine Parvo Virus PPV). You name viruses for what they infect first, and for what they are and what they do second.

      These 'viruses' and 'worms' all infect Windows. Not MacOS, not Linux, not BSD. Not Soliaris, or RISK OS, or any of the other OSes that have been or are in use.

      Funny, that.

    18. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by Temporal · · Score: 1

      How is relying on a MIME type provided by the e-mail any better than relying on the extension provided by the e-mail? How will using MIME types allow the e-mail client to more easily distinguish what file types have executable content? (After all, some document formats could include embedded scripts.) How will using MIME types help if the executable is in a zip, like MyDoom was?

      This glaring security hole is the result of the trusted-executable paradigm used by almost every OS in existence (including Windows and every variant of Unix). You do the math.

    19. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by RyLaN · · Score: 1

      And who lets users think they are opening mundane jpg's, doc's or other file types when in fact they are not?

      $ chmod u+x bindshell.jpg
      $ ./bindshell.jpg
      look, I just ran a .jpg and it got me r00t3d!! wtf, this must be microsofts fault!! :-)

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      At least the war on the environment is going well
    20. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.. just downloaded and tested Thunderbird... nope. Gives you a dialog just like downloading an executable off the web would. Don't know about Mozilla, and don't care.

      Funny thing. Combine the thing about effective root access and the arbitrary executable association and execution (oh yea - can we blame Microsoft for doing such a goddamn, stupid, motherfucking, assbackwards, moronic thing like using a 3 character extension to determine the executable nature of a file? Huh? Can we blame them for that completely idiotic bullshit? Hmmm?) and oooooooh, looooky heeeeerrreee..... a bullshit system ripe for abuse in the hands of morons.

      No no. Set up a strawman all you like, Microsoft is still to blame. Maybe Mozilla Mail is too, but I'm bitching about Microsoft since pretty much everything they ever made was a shitstorm of security problems. Want to bitch about Mozilla Mail if you think it's bad? Go nuts. Otherwise, do try to stay with me here. Slow me down if I'm going too fast for you.

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    21. Re:"Microsoft" mail worms? by the_womble · · Score: 1
      and by mainstream I mean you no longer have to compile things to guarantee compatibility with your system

      Lots of non-geek Linux users (like me) do not compile things, ever. We just install RPMs.

      this virus could easily spread through it instead

      This is the old "Windows security vulnerabilites get exposed becuase it is popular" saw. By that logic Apache should have more security issues than IIS and Oracle more than SQLServer.

  45. There is only one solution to the virus problem: by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Class action lawsuits. Hear me out.

    This virus mess could be solved very rapidly: Anyone that provides internet service needs to monitor outgoing port 25 connections, and do attachment scanning. You don't even need to scan the attachments for viruses. Just look for all Windows executable file extensions (including inside .zip files), and if you find one, you quarantine your likely-infected customer so that the only webpage they can see is one served from your network explaining that they are infected. Until they take steps to clean their machines, you quarantine all outgoing traffic on their connection.

    This is drastic, but unavoidable. The people that are causing these viruses to spread are (by and large) too ignorant to ever keep their machines disinfected by themselves, unless forced to. The only people that can force them to do this are the ones providing them with internet service.

    Now back to the lawsuits. The ONLY way you are ever going to get the ISP's to spend money to implement this filtering/quarantine is if you sue them for allowing their infected customers to cause harm to your business. A class action lawsuit against ISP's on behalf of people doing business on the internet.

    Care to join me?

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  46. People Love Drama by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If evil didn't exist, humans would have to invent it. Face it, computers are boring, but "Rival Hacker Gangs Virus Turf War" is the lifeblood of pop media newstertainment.

    Here are some more down to earth email worms.

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  47. On goes the war... by Nightreaver · · Score: 0

    Might the term "worms of mass destruction" be appropriate in this case? Now we just need our hero Bush to save us all...

  48. Symantec: GOOD, Unpopular social outcasts: BAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theories abound about how Symantec and Mcafee are feeding themsleves by intentially releasing viruses, but I don't believe this to be true.

    Seems to me that most, if not all, of the virus writing menace seems to come from immature, insecure, petty young white men. The popular conception of the brooding, unpopular dork who is just trying to cause trouble and to brag and impress others of his ilk is quite true.

    Just examine the lifestyles of the people they do actually catch. Who will be the next 18 year old fat-kid loner they capture and you slashbots try to make a martyr of?

  49. suing Microsoft by segment · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's surpring no consortium (like an ISP group) has come together and filed a lawsuit against MS for having to mop up their work. It's definitely costing to pass the traffic, having to explain 12! times a day to customers that we didn't send them a moronically written "Your account is suspend for virus activity" (yes I know it's a typo). MS should definitely be dishing out some money for this. After the first 100 or so viruses from the years 2000-2002 you would figure they would get their act together, but it's the same old story. And for the users (non geek users) of MS, the grandmothers, housewives, and non techies, you would figure they would wise up to the same shit different day. Instead they still open attachments, and rather altogether, still use the same chopperating system they often have to reinstall after having been infected 12! per year.

    Seriously mind boggling. As for the virus creators they too need to be punished for their actions, and severely at that. I'm skeptical about the entire 'cybercrime' terrorist approach the DOJ and others have taken on this, but this is definitely something that's getting out of hand. And if you too also work in an ISP, you would know the guys of headaches one deals with on these virus issues. Hopefully our 3rd party antispam/virus filter mail provider gets their act together. Think about the costs for a mid sized ISP on something like technical support alone. 1000 calls a day to explain why someone should not open those emails multiplied by the salaries. Wasted money.

    1. Re:suing Microsoft by rsmith-mac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously guys, who moderated this up? The latest round of worms take advantage of exactly 0 security exploits in Windows or assorted applications; they're all social engineering. Even if Microsoft is loaded with cash, you can't seriously expect them to pay out for what is fundamentally a problem with the users. Your second idea(go after the users) makes sense, but you can't sue someone just because their users are morons, it makes no sense.

    2. Re:suing Microsoft by segment · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      No exploits? You mean clicking on the pif file doesn't run though MS and do its deed? Regardless if its social engineering, reverse engineering it is an MS issue. Do you deny Outlook, Outlook Express and other programs on Microsoft aren't the cluprits?

      And yes you should expect them to pay up, MS knows their issues which is why Outlook and OE version 6 by default removes attachments. Did you think MS just put that there because they didn't want their users to be flooded with Viagra spam?

      For the most part I see what you mean in a sense but take it from a different perspective. User buys a car, car has a so called alarm. Thieves continously engineer their way around the alarm and cause accidents. Car manifacturer knows about this problem and does nothing. Do you think it's fair to the clueless car buyer that this happen to them? Give me a break.

    3. Re:suing Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make up your mind!

      is DRM with MS holding the keys a good or bad thing? grandma baught her machine, she can do what she wants with it. but she followed a 5 step email about how to open the attachement and run it. how can MS fix that without DRM?

      connecting to port 25 is a normal thing for a user to do (email), opening a listening port above 1024 is a normal user thing (irc, bittorrent, etc) if grandma was on linux, she probably still would be able to follow the 5 steps to r00t her b0x.

      when is linux going to get their act together to prevent grandma on linux from doing that? or is that still MS's fault?

    4. Re:suing Microsoft by prshaw · · Score: 1

      What pif file? Which one of these was a pif file? I thought they were zip files, some of them encrypted? The user had to enter a password on the things before they would run!

      So we sue MS to make them decrypt and scan any zip files that we receive? Are you serious?

  50. Little damage? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MyDoom installs a back door on every machine it is run in. If that constitutes "little damage" then I guess we should all set our root password to "root" .

    1. Re:Little damage? by RickoniX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great, tell everyone my password why don't you

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    2. Re:Little damage? by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      And the seldom, but often used "toor".

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    3. Re:Little damage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about gentoo?

      http://selinux.dev.gentoo.org/

    4. Re:Little damage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Damn, time to change my password...

    5. Re:Little damage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, what's your ip? is ftp or ssh enabled?

  51. No more attachments. by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's time to just block all E-mail attachments. If you want to send a file, do it some other way, like uploading it to a server for explicit download.

    Allow PDF, GIF, and JPEG at the firewall and in the mail client. That's it.

    Microsoft needs to turn off the "feature" that clicking on a mail attachment runs it. It should just be "viewed", with a dumb viewer. It should be impossible to launch programs from mail attachments. Users should have to explictly save to a file and run to do that.

    1. Re:No more attachments. by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a great idea, but where is this server space going to come from for little jimmie or his parents sending grandma a picture? On his computer? But if he has cable modem service, chances are it is against the Terms of Use to set up a server on his computer. Maybe that cable service has some small amount of web hosting space that comes along with it, in which case OK. But who is going to train all the computer illiterates how to use FTP or something similar? Then what happens in the future is to make it all simpler, someone goes ahead and just embeds this file attachment transfer system into an email client, making it seamless and feel just like before when we had email attachments. Aren't we basically back to square one? Who is going to stop the people from mindlessly saving and running the file this time?

    2. Re:No more attachments. by O0o0Oblubb!O0o0O · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope, does not work. If you followed the news lately, you would have read that the first vulnerability and the corresponding proof-of-concept exploit after the MS win2k source leak involved a buffer overflow caused by a hex-edited image file. As Outlook will probably use IE for viewing, you are still vulnerable to attack. The Acrobat reader has also had a series of vulnerabilities.

      That's just the risk of attachments. The only way to be quite safe is not to open _or_ view any attachment that is sent to you by someone you do not know (and if course disable things like a preview pane).

    3. Re:No more attachments. by taustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's time to just block all E-mail attachments. If you want to send a file, do it some other way, like uploading it to a server for explicit download.

      Then the virus will just send out an email saying "download this for free porn" and link to it. It's been done already.

      As for limiting file types, good luck. Your plan would not allow web pages, for instance, and you'd kill every online game in existence.

    4. Re:No more attachments. by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

      Won't work.

      People follow the instructions on how to spread the virus blindly. They will happily download a file, double-click it, and go in complete denial when confronted.

    5. Re:No more attachments. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Allow PDF, GIF, and JPEG at the firewall and in the mail client. That's it.

      From the PDF 1.5 Reference Manual

      8.5 Actions
      Instead of simply jumping to a destination in the document, an annotation or outline item can specify an action (PDF 1.1) for the viewer application to perform, such as launching an application, playing a sound, or changing an annotation's appearance state... In addition, the optional OpenAction entry in a document's catalog (Section 3.6.1, "Document Catalog") may specify an action to be performed when the document is opened.

      Looks like PDF has the potential to cause some damage too.

    6. Re:No more attachments. by rossjudson · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time Microsoft had their "QuickView" code, that sort of did this.

      But that's not the real problem we're facing. The real problem we're facing is the _assumption_ by operating systems that the programs executed by a user should have the same rights and capabilities as that user.

      In general, every executed program should be run inside a sandbox and subject to fairly severe limits on the resources it is allowed to use. On a per-program basis we can grant additional resources and rights. This isn't too onerous -- people do it all the time with ZoneAlarm and so forth. Of course, it's another opportunity to make a bad decision, but at least you can make it.

      It used to be that when you ran a program you had a good idea of what it would do. As a user on the system you would effectively "vouch" for that programs effects.

      Things are more complicated now. Programs run other programs. There's more complexity than even a sophisticated user can ever encompass.

      We need process-level security and sandboxing in our OSes. Unix can do a "run as" as can NT...but this is exactly the wrong approach. Every _program_ is an individual. You need to treat them as untrusted guests by default. In an average XP users session I have dozens of entities (programs) running, each of which should be running inside of its own security model.

    7. Re:No more attachments. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's time to just block all E-mail attachments. If you want to send a file, do it some other way, like uploading it to a server for explicit download.

      Good idea, but flawed. A number of buisnesses rely on mail messages with zip attatchments (that are automaticly processed) to move data around.

      Microsoft needs to turn off the "feature" that clicking on a mail attachment runs it.

      Which will do presicely squat as long as MS allows you to set the icon for a given file to whatever you want. These worms rely on deceptive social engineering as much as if, not more than MS software 'features'.

      Though they certainly should do something about these 'features'. Anything big enough to sail a carrier battle group through without breaking formation should never have been seriously considered.

    8. Re:No more attachments. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow PDF, GIF, and JPEG at the firewall and in the mail client. That's it.

      So let's see. No more mailing resume's as Word documents. That'll make people really happy. And the open source crowd (that includes me) can't e-mail source code around. Obviously, attaching a copy of a text README file is out of the question. Other image formats aren't going to be permitted, like PNG, TIFF, etc.?

    9. Re:No more attachments. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's time to just block all E-mail attachments. If you want to send a file, do it some other way, like uploading it to a server for explicit download.

      Then the viruses will ask you to download the file and run it, and the stupid users will comply.

      Allow PDF, GIF, and JPEG at the firewall and in the mail client. That's it.

      It's a shame Microsoft ignores MIME types in direct contravention of the relevent RFCs, instead choosing to guess the file type. What your "firewall" (I assume you mean proxy) sees labelled as image/gif will be interpreted as an EXE by Internet Explorer, for example, under some circumstances, and Microsoft are unwilling tofix this issue (in fact, Firefox 0.8 has recently included this issue themselves under the guise of "avoiding displaying garbage when presented with text/plain WMV files etc").

      Users should have to explictly save to a file and run to do that.

      Then users will do that with viruses. You aren't getting it - this is a social issue. When Joe Bloggs gets an email that tells him that there are pictures of Anna Kournikova and two dozen steps to see them, he's going to focus on the steps and not whether the email should be trusted.

    10. Re:No more attachments. by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Nah, the solution is for the mail client to be in enough of a sandbox/jail/whatever that the only thing the mail client is capable of messing up is the mail client itself. I should be able to click on all sorts of malware with the assurance that regardless of how well it is constructed, it cannot affect anything outside its scope. Since there will be attachments I want to open or run or save somewhere, I need the ability to reach into the mail client from the outside and pick up or put down whatever I please. Basically, the mail client can be pick on by everybody else and cannot pick on anyone. Microsoft has it backwards.

    11. Re:No more attachments. by bigberk · · Score: 1
      It's time to just block all E-mail attachments.
      You don't have to block all... just executable attachments and other file extensions you don't want. Awfully easy to do with renattach
    12. Re:No more attachments. by moreati · · Score: 1
      That's just the risk of attachments. The only way to be quite safe is not to open _or_ view any attachment that is sent to you by someone you do not know (and if course disable things like a preview pane).


      I disagree, software does no have to be so bugridden that opening a data only file, without being patched to within a nanosecond, is dangerous. [1]

      Running attachments that are inherently executable is a design flaw. Hiding file extensions when they determine executablity is a design flaw. A system that allows everything unless positive action is taken to stop it (auto preview with execution of scripts by default, user accounts created as administrator by default) is a design flaw

      A buffer overflow vulnerability is a bug. [2]

      Running random code from an untrusted source can never be totally safe, and only the terminally lazy or misinformed would do it. Viewing a document can and should be safe, if you never view attachments from people you don't absolutely trust with your machine's integrity then the computer has become a burden rather than a labour saver.

      I believe Outlook (97-2000) is inherently more insecure in these respects, more recent email clients - including Outlook - have cleaned up their act, but the core architecture of Windows and Outlook will show through many more times to come. I believe security remains an afterthought at Microsoft, whereas it should be a topmost design principle.

      Alex

      [1] This flaw is shared by nearly all current software, secure by default and multilayered redundant protection are only beginning to trickle through as concepts.
      [2] Some would argue buffer overflows are a design flaw of C and current mainstream compilers. However the methods to avoid buffer overflows, and techniques to find existing at risk code paths are now standardised - there's no excuse not to find them when the impact of their exploitation is so widespread.
    13. Re:No more attachments. by Animats · · Score: 1
      If you followed the news lately, you would have read that the first vulnerability and the corresponding proof-of-concept exploit after the MS win2k source leak involved a buffer overflow caused by a hex-edited image file.

      I discovered that vulnerability back in August, 2000. So yes, I do know about it.

    14. Re:No more attachments. by Animats · · Score: 1
      Technically, I agree completely. I'd like to see people running NSA Secure Linux or LOMAC with a browser that can run content in a compartment where it can't do anything but display on the screen. But Microsoft is unable to implement that. I'm saying that it's time to turn off the ability to execute programs sent in E-mail unless and until the mail client and OS are able to deal with them safely. That must be off by default in today's environment.

      Yes, this breaks lots of stuff. Tough.

    15. Re:No more attachments. by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't really the executable email attachments.
      The problem is the idea that email is/can be/should be safe.

      Microsoft may or may not be unable to fix things.
      Microsoft is certainly unwilling.

      The problem is that hiding file extensions is even considered as an option, let alone the default.
      The problem is that dialog boxes must be clicked on before further progress can be made.
      The problem is the idea of smart computer, dumb user.
      The problem is the idea that anything to do with computers even might be wonderful.

      If I'm running NSA Secure Linux, I'm sure not clicking on strange attachments. I'm not even letting those anywhere near the secure system.
      The click on anything with impunity only works on a trash system, with trash software, bug-ridden and full of security holes. Only when that is normal instead of special will email be safe.

      My users don't click on strange attachments any more than they put strange objects in their mouths. From many years ago the basic rule has been: Don't run strange programs ESPECIALLY FROM PEOPLE YOU KNOW. (Who else is gonna send them?) About the only thing I've done recently is occasionally chuckle that the worms are getting sneakier, and that it will get worse before it gets better.

    16. Re:No more attachments. by TechStuff.ca · · Score: 1


      Thanks to address spoofing, you can't even trust attachments sent by people you know.
      Any unexpected attached file is suspect.

      How to virus-proof your PC (instructions for beginners)

    17. Re:No more attachments. by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      discovered that vulnerability back in August, 2000

      So much for Microsoft being faster at patching vulnerabilities.

      "(My favorite discovery was that the decompressor for RLE-compressed .BMP files is in the kernel, and contains a buffer overflow.)"
      That's still worth a chuckle.

      "The persistent part of a server belongs in a database where you have a coherent model of the data."
      Very right. You need the ability to modify and reconfigure and reprogram a "running" server.

      "What I want is security that actually works, rather than having to be patched every week."
      If it needs to be patched, it never was secure.
      Probably the only effective way to achieve security is for the address space to only include things that should be messed with. Elementary Unix security, with a few well chosen "users" has saved my bacon more than once.

    18. Re:No more attachments. by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      The real problem we're facing is the _assumption_ by operating systems that the programs executed by a user should have the same rights and capabilities as that user.

      I've always wondered about that one and where it came from. It seems so incredible stupid. My best guess is that is was so that Microsoft could meet some letter of some security criterion. Essentially by destroying all chance of effective security.

      Rephrasing, If I am to give any program that the user runs access to something, I must give all programs the user runs the same access to that something. In real life this would mean that I would have to give my plumber, my banker, my attorney, my doctor, my accountant, all of them, exactly the same access to my private stuff.

      Effective security. Do you put everything away and lock your desk and your office door when you go to lunch? Should your computer get any better treatment? Seriously, a closed desk drawer is rather effective security.

      Windows for Workgroups with Novell or Lantastic networking. You could set up a program in a DOS box that would attach a network drive to that DOS box only. In fact you could have several of them open with the same Drive letter attached to different resources. Probably not extremely secure, but at least it kept all the other things from messing with critical resources. Progress? Bah!

  52. Evil empire? by Facetious · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...and sometimes inflicting DoS on some poor evil empire." Or in the case of sco.com, an evil feifdom.

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    1. Re:Evil empire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Obligatory Austin Powers quote)

      An evil petting zoo?

  53. let them war by xfs · · Score: 1


    The more they send out, the easier it is to triangulate who they are

  54. no no no, you missed the point... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    see, he just wanted US to ask Slashdot where his question is. It seems to be working pretty well so far.

  55. The solution is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solution to the mail virus plague is extremely simple, yet not implemented:

    Solution: At the TCP/IP stack level, see what process attempts to do SMTP or IMAP transmissions. If the sending process is a script engine - ask the user to confirm that he whish to send mail to a lot of people (with a prominent Probable Virus alert sentence.)

    It would take M$ a couple of months to implement this, but the effect would be quite dramatic.

    It should do away with 99% of the mail viruses, if not all (since, after all, writing these viruses wouldn't be much fun anymore, now would it?)

  56. Re:The Sharks and The Jets... by Kenja · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Reminds me of a bit that Lincon Spector once wrote. I can't recall all of it, but it started with...

    "When you use DOS. You use DOS all the way. From your first data loss till you format drive A."

    Anyone have a link to the full version?

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  57. preying on the ignorant by subjectstorm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    here in my office (government), we had very little trouble with mydoom or any of its variants - but netsky.d, for whatever reason, was slipping through. this was on march 2, so for a few hours, we had a lot of people calling the helpdesk and complaining about the "weird beepy noises" coming from their computers.

    the exchange server is configured to catch most of this crap, delete the attachments, etc. - but if ANY of it gets through to a user, the attachment WILL get opened.

    the hell of it is, our security advisor sends out DAILY network alerts, telling people EXPLICITLY what to look for, what NOT to do under any circumstances, right down to the various subject lines and attachment names that these worms will manifest with. she couldn't be any clearer in her instructions if she walked into their individual offices and handed them a stone tablet, engraved by the hand of God himself and saying "Thou shalt not clicketh upon this thing."

    the typical excuses we hear are something along the lines of "b-but . . . it came from a guy i know? he wouldn't send me a virus?"

    sigh.

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  58. It's real simple people... by ashitaka · · Score: 2, Informative

    Put in a mail filter. Dop all .PIF, .EXE, .COM, etc., etc., including (nad this is the clever bit) all .ZIPs.

    Either route to holding folder or just drop as we do. The number of legitimate .ZIPs we receive is so low that telling the sender to rename the attachment is feasible. They are also getting hammered by Bagle et al. so they understand.

    Other than users who still forward us the defanged emails even after being repeatedly told not to do so, we have had no impact to the firm whatsoever.

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    1. Re:It's real simple people... by jnicholson · · Score: 1

      Just one problem - if you automatically respond to the 'sender' of any email with a zip file, asking them to resend, you're going to send to a lot of spoofed 'From' addresses every time a virus is going around.

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      "Do not drill any holes in your cat - it will not like it."
      -- Nick Davies
  59. Aye by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Dear user of "Co.uk" mailing system,

    We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe, please, follow the instructions.

    Further details can be obtained from attached file.

    Cheers, The Co.uk team http://www.co.uk

    Aye, those are the type.

    I use an email client which lets me view the full header (if I select option) and view message content as text. As my email address has been forged a lot I considered it, but I'm pretty skeptical of most email. The first tip of maximum bogousity was awkward spacing, the other a check of the header. Off they go to bit heaven.

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    1. Re:Aye by DrFrob · · Score: 1
      The first tip of maximum bogousity was awkward spacing

      No shit. Awkward spacing and the bad grammerr sign of obviosly worm or bad virus. Kind of dumbas trust such a source like this?

    2. Re:Aye by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      My users have been getting these, but attached is a password protected .zip file. It says in the body:


      Hello user of mycompany.com e-mail server,

      We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may
      contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe,
      please, follow the instructions.

      Pay attention on attached file.

      In order to read the attach you have to use the following password:
      23024.

      Sincerely,
      The mycompany.com team
      http://www.mycompany.com


      As soon as you unzip, AV goes nuts, so I haven't had any infections, but what bothers me is that I have AV on the mail server, the client, plus I pay mailwatch.com to filter all of my mail and they are still getting in....What if they had some undefined virus in that zip? All of my AV and I would still be infected.

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      ymmv
    3. Re:Aye by jakupovic · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is that most AVs do not check password protected zipped attachments, because they can't look inside them they are let through. This is supposed to let people send encrypted stuff through your mail gateway and it will not be deleted. Needless to say this default didn't work for us and we had to change it so that it qurantines suspicous attachemnts.

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    4. Re:Aye by msim · · Score: 1

      my biggest clue is that i run my own freaking domain and i dont employ anyone to look after my domain, and i certainly haven't got anyone at staff@ on my domain.

      first thing i did was forward it to about 3-4 antivirus places (yea so what if it was already know, i had never recieved it before. But i've had thousands of "Final update to Microsoft Internet Explorer" and "message bounced" emails before)

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  60. Pretty good social engineering this time by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Date: Wed, 03 Mar 2004 10:03:48 -0800
    From: support@xxx.edu
    To: me@cc.xxx.edu
    Subject: Warning about your e-mail account.
    Parts/Attachments:
    1 Shown 10 lines Text
    2 12 KB Application

    Dear user of "xxx.edu" mailing system,

    We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may
    contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe,
    please, follow the instructions.

    For more information see the attached file.

    Cheers,
    The xxx.edu team http://www.xxx.edu

    [ Part 2, Application/OCTET-STREAM (Name: "Information.pif") 16KB. ]
    [ Cannot display this part. Press "V" then "S" to save in a file. ]

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    Pretty *good* social engineering, if you ask me. The other earlier worms did not send customized messages according to the domain. I had to stop a couple of family/friends from giving in and opening the attachment.

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    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
    1. Re:Pretty good social engineering this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      got to love the hard trying on their part to get their children to spread

    2. Re:Pretty good social engineering this time by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It might have been more effective had the authors observed standard grammatical principles. After all, they are pretending to represent a institution of higher learning.

    3. Re:Pretty good social engineering this time by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      Shame that the one I got was sent by the "Co.uk team"...

    4. Re:Pretty good social engineering this time by dacarr · · Score: 1

      This is almost true. The bug though is when you are running off of a subdomain, like demon.co.uk - and you get such a message from the "http://www.co.uk" team.

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      This sig no verb.
  61. Turf War? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In most turf wars there is massif tagging all over the place. I don't see any kick ass tags being drawn anywhere. I do hear lovely music thou, I just wish I could get this music to stop.

  62. Is the probelm really hard to fix? by max+born · · Score: 1, Troll

    I've never used Windows, probably never will. Viruses always amaze me.

    Why, oh why, oh why, would ANYONE, EVER, run any unverifiable code on his computer?

    Isn't the answer here really simple for Microsoft?

    Before executing any code, ask the user if it's okay.

    Max

    1. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but there you are relying on the stupidity of the user, which some of them shouldnt even be alowed to press the power button let alow own and run a computer

    2. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by Stud1y · · Score: 1

      /me thinks you'll also never have a job then. Try to explain to your boss why his company of about 50,000 windows boxes should be using linux. It's hard to pass off something like that in our current economical climate. The best i've been able to scrape is running a powerbook for my workstation, but i'm still stuck on a windows for development. It's life, unforunately.

    3. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "-Anyone can learn to be a script kiddie.- "

      Even Bobo the monkey can he learn? Will you teach him?

    4. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by NinjaPablo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You're referring to the "This file may contain malicious code. You should only open it if you are certain it is from a trusted source." message? The one that pops up when downloading a file/attachment in IE, Outlook, and Outlook Express? The one that all the users just click "OK" on anyways? Yeah...didn't work.

      Users click "OK/Yes" on messages just like they click "I Agree" on license agreements. Either that, or the from address is spoofed and they think it's safe to open it.

      --
      SmashTech - No smashing of tech involved
    5. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by DR+SoB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think I'd crap on M$ for putting that in as a default.

      Here's a better solution: 99% of the population knows you have to change your oil, because they are (somewhat) educated in that regard. Why not just educate people?? There's nothing GM can do to make you change your oil c'ept show you what happens if you don't!

      Your solution sounds like the default Outlook XP fix: Block any executable attachments. What kind of garbage solution is that? It's called a "Let's break it so they can't use it" fix.

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      Mod +5 Drunk
    6. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by Stud1y · · Score: 1

      nay, for you see, i am not a script kiddie.

    7. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by liquidsin · · Score: 3, Informative

      How many people do you know that actually read EULAs, or javascript popups? Everyone that I know seems to look for the escape (clicking "I Agree" on EULAs or "OK" on anything their browser pops up). Hell, these attachments need to actually be executed. The user is already going to the trouble of right-clicking the attachment and either saving it, finding it, and running it, or just running it right from OE. One more popup would only slow them down by half a second.

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    8. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      LOL

      You're a college kid, right? Never worked in the industry? Or maybe you're a programmer who has never watched a user before.

      When faced with a yes/no popup the user will hit enter before reading the prompt. If the default is no, they'll do it again and click yes (again without reading) when nothing happens.

      What it REALLY boils down to is that the user doesn't care. If they fuck something up there's a scowling IT guy that comes and fixes it and the user isn't reprimanded and so learns absolutely nothing.

    9. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by max+born · · Score: 1

      I'm a systems administrator. But only work on *nix systems. I support several hundred Windows users, files servers, email, etc.. I use a simple procmail script to quarantine all Windows executables in email messages (.exe, .com, .bat, etc.). So the latest round of viruses hasn't affected me.

      Couldn't Microsoft at least install a pop-up that read something like "warning, it may not be safe to run this program, proceed at your own risk..."?

    10. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      > Before executing any code, ask the user if it's okay.

      I agree the user deserves a courtesy here, but really for the Vast Majority (tm) out there, this won't really alleviate the problem, just in and of itself. Most people (at least on windows) are conditioned to agree to whatever prompt is on the screen. Consider:

      To install this software, you must agree to these possibly heinous and restrictive licensing terms... (blah blah blah :scroll down: ). Agree and install? [OK]

      Due to poor skill or apathy by the developer, to continue here, we'll need to blow away work you've done before so you can continue. Delete lots of work? [OK]

      Warning: The attachment you have clicked on is trying to start an application. Continue? [OK]

    11. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why, oh why, oh why, would ANYONE, EVER, run any unverifiable code on his computer?

      Considering the number of people I've encountered who don't even know what a "program" is (all they know are that there are a set of different boxes on their screen, each of which does something different), how can you expect them to understand what executable code is, or how it gets run, or why it shouldn't be run?

      You've seen polarized power plugs, right? The ones with one blade slightly wider than the other. This is to prevent people with no knowledge of electricity from inserting the plug into the receptacle in a way that will blow up their equipment.

      Microsoft software is like having unpolarized plugs. To someone who knows what they are doing, this is not a problem, but for the average user, the useless ability to plug it in backwards has no beneficial properties whatsoever.

      There should be no way to run an executable from a mail client. Not even a dialog that asks "Are you sure you want to run this?" People avoid thinking by simply clicking "Yes" to any question they are asked. It needs to be forbidden to execute an attachment. If you really, really must, then you can save it to a folder somewhere, then run it from there.

      Microsoft's practices of allowing users to perform any bone-headed, ill-advised actions they wish, should rank right up there with the irresponsibility of not supplying polarized plugs for electrical equipment. In fact, this situation is even more serious, since an incorrectly inserted power plug only has the potential to destroy the machine and/or the user, whereas a virus infection in a corporate network can potentially impact thousands of people.

    12. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by asmellysock · · Score: 0

      That is exactly what Outlook 2000 currently does. I don't think it is a local customization on my system. In fact, the default is to save the attachemnt, not to run it. For some attachments (exe files), it blocks it altogether. To get around this, when you want to send a legitimate exe file, you must put it in a zip file and send that.

    13. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by gmuslera · · Score: 1
      Ok, then explain your boss that should (well, at this time already did, no?) buy corporate licenses of antivirus for those 50000 windows boxes and keep it updated every hour, and even that way, there still a big risk of all get infected by a last hour virus.

      Or tell them that exist something called "trojan", that exploit the same vulnerabilities that do the virus, but can be directed, and if well actual antivirus detect most known trojans, anyone (an angry ex-employee? a competitor) could do or modify one that wipes out his network in a day and could run undetected by antivirus.

      Numbers seems to be more relative when people is aware of the kind of timebomb is sitting on

    14. Re:Is the probelm really hard to fix? by Stud1y · · Score: 1

      Yes, all of those are already in place tho. so now rather than using NAVCE 8.0 with managed defination server, we're supposed to find a linux equvalent, because like it or not, glp standards require we have virus protect, whether or not it's a linux box they don't care. Also "Coperate Lisences" is redudant. it would be "coperate Lisence" as we'd only need one. besides we can have new defintions in norton every 10 seconds, and they're pushed to the nodes. It's much more costly to restage 50,000 machines to linux and try to train all the monkey's to use them. but as with all the tunnel vision folks, you only see one thing "B3 l33t u53 LinuX because it R0X3Rs!"

  63. {sigh} Preview, preview by ashitaka · · Score: 1, Funny

    s/Dop/Drop
    s/nad/and

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    If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
    1. Re:{sigh} Preview, preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm... you didnt spell drop right in the parent post =)

  64. Huh? by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first part of the question is understood, at least by those who understand such things: "[Is this a] Microsoft mailworms gang war?"

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    Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
  65. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by dknight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    wow, so you've just made it so noone can ever send any kind of executable attachment ever again, legitimate or not. yea, that'll make EVERYONE real happy.

    Personally, I send myself zip files with executables in them all the time, on purpose, for work-related stuff. Why should I not be able to do that?

  66. As far as I know, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these people have been around for a while. Besides, virus writers in the US have gone to the pound me in the ass camps and reformed. Nothing to outsource here.. move on.

  67. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by Snowmit · · Score: 1

    This virus mess could be solved very rapidly: Anyone that provides internet service needs to monitor outgoing port 25 connections, and do attachment scanning. You don't even need to scan the attachments for viruses. Just look for all Windows executable file extensions (including inside .zip files), and if you find one, you quarantine your likely-infected customer so that the only webpage they can see is one served from your network explaining that they are infected. Until they take steps to clean their machines, you quarantine all outgoing traffic on their connection.

    1) Sometimes there are reasons that you might want to send executables. Legitimate reasons.

    2) Your plan fails when faced with the "require a password to open the zip archive" scheme that the current crop of viruses are using.

    3) False positives will make your customers very, very angry and they will take their business elsewhere.

    --
    I have a lot of opinions about Cyborgs and Architects
  68. please... a conspiracy theory by joebisk · · Score: 1

    Really - the media thinks this is a gang war. Let's just put an end to the conspiracy theory and not give these misguided individuals that much credit.

  69. How do you move to a better neighborhood? by milgr · · Score: 1

    I already run Linux everywhere, but I got a couple thousand copies of recent worms. Why? Because I participated in an open source project, and left a mail address so people could contact me.

    That email address is only used for one opensource project. But, it has received lots of viruses. And just as many "return to sender" messages from bounced worms.

    So, how do I move to a better neighborhood? Do I change that email address? How will I get contacted? Do I change email addresses, and only notify the list administrator?

    --
    Where law ends, tyranny begins -- William Pitt
    1. Re:How do you move to a better neighborhood? by andy55 · · Score: 1

      I hear ya, bro... I've been a shareware author for a couple years now and I get 500-1000 spam and virus emails a day (bounced or as the recipient, as you described). Sigh.

    2. Re:How do you move to a better neighborhood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already run Linux everywhere, but I got a couple thousand copies of recent worms. Why? Because I participated in an open source project, and left a mail address so people could contact me.

      I apologize in advance for the anonymous reply, but I will not attach my name to something in a discussion of a virus turf war. Yes, there are some infected folks sending out messages on open source mailing lists. I'm trying to be gentle with them, because some of them are currently Windows users who would like to make the switch. Some of them are subscribed to the lists from work using Windows because they'd like to convince their companies to leave Windows for safer alternatives.

      If your e-mail address is in the address books of people who might get infected, you can't avoid getting copies of viruses, except by reaching those people and getting them off of Windows, or barring that, at least to practice safe computing. Switching to an OS that isn't succeptible to the current crop of viruses will keep you from personally suffering an infection. It won't save you from hearing from and about all of the people who do. Kind of like practicing safe sex doesn't stop AIDS stories on the evening news.

    3. Re:How do you move to a better neighborhood? by milgr · · Score: 1
      If your e-mail address is in the address books of people who might get infected, you can't avoid getting copies of viruses, except by reaching those people and getting them off of Windows, or barring that, at least to practice safe computing.
      Aye, there's the rub. I can't identify who has the virus based on the email. The From address was spoofed. The better mailers listed the IP address of the sending machine. Many didn't have reverse DNS addresses. Others were on home machines connected via large ISPs. Unless I have the ISP's help, I won't even know who sent the message.

      So, how am I supposed to even inform anyone that they got the virus? And, yes, I did investigate this. Additionally, numerous people who I don't know have my email address.

      Frankly, I was surprised that quite a few of the worm encrusted emails came from within large high tech companies.

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      Where law ends, tyranny begins -- William Pitt
  70. Puttin' it down by ndogg · · Score: 1

    d4 g4n95+3r 1337 933k5 b3 pu77!|\|' 0n 73}{ 5m4<k d0w|\|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    // file: mice.h
    #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    1. Re:Puttin' it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      l3rn 2 wr173 j00 +w4+

    2. Re:Puttin' it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      da gangster leet geeks be puttin on teh smack down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    wow, so you've just made it so noone can ever send any kind of executable attachment ever again, legitimate or not. yea, that'll make EVERYONE real happy.

    I know this will blow your mind, but (a) there are other ways of transferring files besides email, and (b) if you must use email, just rename the file extension and send it.

    --
    Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
  72. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, so they'll just start zipping their executables first. We've already established that there are millions of people dumb enough to just run an executable without knowing what it is. How large of a step do you think it is to unzip and then run an unknown executable?

  73. a hacking question for slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If install MyDoom Z on my Fleshlight, does that make me lord of the flies?!!!

    1. Re:a hacking question for slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, if you don't shower, that would make you lord of the flies

  74. Not funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why that post was modded "Funny," but it's actually "Informative." I got that exact email, but with my domain name replaced. Oh and with the virus already removed.

    1. Re:Not funny... by Anm · · Score: 1

      It's funny because the simple algorithm for parsing out the domain name (top level domain like ".com", plus one additional word like "acme") didn't work. Instead, the email stands out as bogus because there are no admins of "co.uk".

      Course... explaining the humor makes it not funny anymore. Sorry all.

      Anm

  75. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

    I work for an ISP. We have a simple, inexpensive, yet effective solution. No outbound traffic destine for port 25, unless it routes through our mailserver. Users need to authenticate against our mailserver as well.

    Corps that host their own mailserver, must use one of ours as a mail gateway.

    As for "The ONLY way you are ever going to get the ISP's to spend money to implement this filtering/quarantine is if you sue them for allowing their infected customers to cause harm to your business."

    This is probably the best way to increase your monthly costs for connectivity.

    If you want to sue someone, sue the Luser that executed the virus on his machine.

    How about the realistic approach, protect your own networks. Make sure none of your users spread any mess. Block incoming attachments on your mail gateway. Understand, not al "ISPs" provide what your AOL or Earthlink account does. Some ISPs supply DS-1 and higher connections and IP Block leases.

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    Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed "nucular" accelerator on his back.
    Sig changed for readability by G.W.
  76. ...unless you know the person! by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    No matter how much we tell people "don't open attachments unless you know the person!" they still won't listen.

    But since quite a few worms attack Outlook and then send off copies to everyone in the address book, opening attachments from people you know is in some ways MORE likely to lead to infection.

    I would say a safer rule is "Don't open attachments you weren't expecting", or "Don't open attachments that you haven't independently confirmed" or the safest of all "Don't open attachments in Outlook, period!"

    1. Re:...unless you know the person! by clarkcox3 · · Score: 2, Informative
      or the safest of all "Don't open attachments in Outlook, period!"
      That's not quite as safe as: "Don't use Outlook, period!"
      --
      There are no tiger attacks in my area and it's all because this rock I'm holding keeps the tigers away.
    2. Re:...unless you know the person! by wheany · · Score: 1

      But these new worms don't need or use any vulnerabilities in any mail client. They propagate in encrypted zip-archives, and the user has to
      a) Open the archive (okay, that's a double-click in most modern mail clients)
      b) Type in the password that was given in the mail
      c) Run the virus (okay, another double-click in most modern unzip utilities)

      What these people need to understand is they should never open any attachments, even when it looks like the mail came from their family members, their boss, or the administrators of their network. If it looks like it might be important, do not open it before you have confirmed that the person did indeed send you the mail and the attachment.

      All of this is especially true when the mail is in English, and you live in a non-English-speaking country.

    3. Re:...unless you know the person! by sjames · · Score: 1

      "Don't open attachments in Outlook, period!"

      The root problem is MS's love affair with obscuring the division between data and program and hiding icky information such as the TYPE of a file from the user.

      They dumbed down their interface so people could operate Windows and still remain ignorant. In the process, they dumbed the user down as well. Even smart and educated users suffer a lack of information from the user interface.

  77. actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Microsoft is in Redmond, which to a Seattle resident, is the East Side.

    (that's east side of Lake Washington, for you non-residents).

    1. Re:actually by Da+Web+Guru · · Score: 1

      That's like Miami residents that say Miami isn't at the bottom of Florida, Key West is. In either case, it is a long way away from where I am...

      --

      --guru

  78. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    1) Sometimes there are reasons that you might want to send executables. Legitimate reasons.

    As I said to someone else, find another way to transmit the executable aside from email. Send the person a link to download it from a server. Rename the file extension to .bin and send it. Send it to them via IM. There are plenty of ways around it that are not facing the virus onslaught that email is.

    2) Your plan fails when faced with the "require a password to open the zip archive" scheme that the current crop of viruses are using.

    These viruses are not the most effective, obviously. So skip the .zip file scanning. The most important thing is to block executable Windows attachments.

    3) False positives will make your customers very, very angry and they will take their business elsewhere.

    If your company is worried about false positives, then you would need to implement actual anti-virus scanning instead of just looking for executables.

    However, once the word is out that trying to email executable attachments will get you quarantined, you'll be amazed at how fast the market place will adapt.

    --
    Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
  79. Re:Warnings... [University Attacks] by Johnny_Law · · Score: 1

    I have seen two of these recently.

    One was "from" the IT group account at Indiana University. it had the proper naming conventions and had the proper accounts in the "To:" line. It looked nearly legit, save for the strange text and .exe attachment.

    The other was from a friend at UCLA who said his email looked the exact same way.

    These emails are not accidental or generated by just some worm looking at an address book. Grabbing an account is one thing, but following the proper "cadence" of an email is intentional and not something a script could generate.

    Someone is targeting broadband (perhaps University) connections. Maybe this is an attempt to get more zombie computers with considerably better bandwidth than the standard internet user.

    This is as impressive as it is disturbing.

  80. IPV6 is that new neighborhood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we need you *all* to get on it so we can *all* use it. And soon.

    1. Re:IPV6 is that new neighborhood... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      we need you *all* to get on it so we can *all* use it. And soon.

      And then, when we *all* use it, *all* the skript kiddies will write programs to exploit it. Sounds like a plan to me...

      --
      Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
  81. Aren't many people having trouble finding IT jobs? by enosys · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aren't many people having trouble finding IT jobs? There was the dot-com crash and then outsourcing...

  82. Re:Warnings... [University Attacks] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same here, I got one of the Beagle worms from my school (Drexel University), I knew it was suspect when it was from "administration@drexel.edu" and was poorly formatted. Of course I saved it to my Debian Linux box for later reverse-engineering :-).

  83. Re:Loose vs. Lose by genericacct · · Score: 1

    that would be LoseNotLooseGuy!

  84. Leave the ISP's out of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    they are not your mother, your nanny, your babysitter, or nipple giver; they provide a pipeline. YOU whitelist YOUR in-mail and *make* customers contact you via you website or the phone.

    Turning isp's into "watchers" is a bad, very, very bad idea.

  85. Yes, many are simple, but not all by enosys · · Score: 1

    Yes, many are simple, but not all. Have you looked at the MyDoom source? (sync-src-1.00.tbz, pretty easy to find) There are plenty of viruses that took plenty of skill to write.

  86. Nothing happened. Did I do something wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've gotten over a hundred copies of Beagle over the past week or so. I've opened several. They haven't done a damn thing. Obviously, Linux simply isn't capable of running the really popular Windows apps. ;-)

  87. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    I work for an ISP. We have a simple, inexpensive, yet effective solution. No outbound traffic destine for port 25, unless it routes through our mailserver. Users need to authenticate against our mailserver as well.

    Do you quarantine users found to be sending viruses through your mail server? How do you handle those users, if not?

    As for "The ONLY way you are ever going to get the ISP's to spend money to implement this filtering/quarantine is if you sue them for allowing their infected customers to cause harm to your business."

    This is probably the best way to increase your monthly costs for connectivity.


    The idea is not to sue the ISP's for money, but to sue them to make them filter or block outgoing viruses. If this raises the cost for their subscribers, those subscribers may go elsewhere, and the ISP will have to decide whether they need to absorb the costs of running these filters, or lose customers. The market place is fierce.

    It seems to me the ISP's would actually save money in the long run, since the less virus traffic there is, the less they have to spend on processing virus traffic.

    If you want to sue someone, sue the Luser that executed the virus on his machine.

    You know as well as I that that is an impossibility. The goal is to effect change for the better. Suing one person that is infected helps no one. Suing an internet service provider that ALLOWS their SERVICE to be used to spread viruses is a perfect plan.

    How about the realistic approach, protect your own networks. Make sure none of your users spread any mess. Block incoming attachments on your mail gateway.

    We do already. Tell me, how is this working out so far?

    Some ISPs supply DS-1 and higher connections and IP Block leases.

    Then those ISP's upstream need to filter port 25, or get a waiver signed from these high-end customers that they will do the filtering for their block of IP space. In the event of a lawsuit, the ISP can produce this signed agreement and the blame falls on the customer.

    But you know the most common problem is the dialup/cable/dsl user of a regular ISP that is infected and turned into a non-stop virus-sending zombie. I deal with morons like this all day long. You can't reach them because the virus spoofs everything but the originating IP. The ISP is the only one that can stop it, and therefore is liable.

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    Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
  88. Good bit of social engineering by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is only a Microsoft worm/virus/trojan in the sense that it runs a Windows exe. This is NOT a failing with Outlook or Outlook Express. This code can be run from ANY client that allows attachments

    [paraphrased email text below]
    "Hi, I'm the admin from [YourEmailServer]. We've been getting complaints about your account, and we think you have a virus. Please open the attachment, and run the file. Password is 12345
    Cheers, [YourEmailServer]

    Haven't we been asking the ISP's to get on top of the virus problem? Well...here comes an email, supposedly doing just that!

    "We think you have a problem, and here's how to fix it"

    This exact same thing could have been targeted to the OSX environment, or a *nix script.
    "Hi, due to the traffic we've noticed, we think your Mac/Linux box has been compromised. Please run this script to identify and fix the problem."

    Now...most *nix users are a bit more clueful and suspicious. But, more than a few would be caught out.

    (and if you, the writer(s) of these things are out there reading this...this is NOT a compliment. You are not cute, nor are you inventive. You are merely a fool. And one that will be caught. Hopefully for you, by the authorities. They will be much easier on you than we will be...we won't be using vaseline)

    1. Re:Good bit of social engineering by utahjazz · · Score: 1

      This code can be run from ANY client that allows attachments ...and is stupid enough to allow clueless users to run as root while reading their email.

      In most Unix installations, people run X wherever, as a normal user, with write access to only their home dir, and no ability to open low ports.

      On my shared 'nix machine, the worst I could do is hose some of my files, which are backed up every night. Noone else on the same box would even know anything happened.

      I keep hearing about how Windows is only attacked because it's a big target. It's just not true. Windows is an unsecure pile of shit. People should know all this is partially MS's fault.

    2. Re:Good bit of social engineering by Zoop · · Score: 1

      So do it. Really, I'm serious. I keep hearing "Windows is targetted because it's bigger, not because it's less secure," but I haven't seen a Mac virus in five or more years (SevenDust was the last I remember, exploited a flaw in Quicktime on OS 9). I've yet to hear of a Linux/Unix virus.

      So prove it. Write one. You don't even have to release it, just do a barricaded demo between two networked computers and write a paper for peer review.

      'Till I see an exploit, I'm not going to stop saying "get a Mac" every time somebody gripes about viruses/worms.

    3. Re:Good bit of social engineering by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Yes, the damage is minimized to your home dir.

      But if I, as a 'friend' (or your boos or ISP), hand you a floppy and say "Run this script", you might do it. You also might take it apart and inspect it first, but you might jut run it without looking.
      And when that script sends everything to /dev/null/....whose fault is that?

      Or if it asks to change some settings, and pops up the admin pw box...hey...the keystroke logger that it started in a previous routine just captured your admin pw, and now the program is running in admin space. And will now send that back to home base. You are now owned inside and out.

      Whose fault is it? Linux for allowing [something] to run in user (or even admin) space? No...in this case, it's the user being spoofed into running a file given to them by a 'trusted' source. In this case, their ISP.

      Yes, *nix is very much more secure. But this exact same thing could have been done to JoeUser running whatever. If JoeUser can be fooled into running this in the first place, they can be fooled into coughing up admin rights to it.

      try it sometime. hand a co-worker a floppy that will cause some small problem. Pop up a box on the screen that says "Ha..gotcha!" What's to prevent that script from doing something else much more malicious? Only your good graces.
      This is exactly the same, except it comes as an email.

    4. Re:Good bit of social engineering by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Never heard of a Linux virus?

      Granted..it is a LOT more steps to go through to get it to do anything meaningful.
      But, could you write a set of instructions that:
      runs a keylogger
      asks for admin rights and pops up the Admin pw box
      Searches through all docs, and finds valid email addresses
      Sends itself to those addresses
      reports back to home base
      and as an after thought, deletes all your /jpg files.

      Sure you could.
      The tricky part is getting the user to run it. And that's where this one is pretty good. It doesn't do anything that can't be done on another system. It just needs to convince the user that it is something else.

  89. Mail worms gang wars? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, these people need to get lives.

  90. Can I ask you a question? by Cumstien · · Score: 5, Funny

    A question, what is it?

    It's an interrogative statement used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now.

    1. Re:Can I ask you a question? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      It's not just used to test knowledge, but to find out knowledge as well. And sometimes, simply to provoke thought. Very interesting things, questions... Try responding to this: Is this a question

    2. Re:Can I ask you a question? by mr_jrt · · Score: 1

      Only if this is an answer.

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      Boo.
    3. Re:Can I ask you a question? by spood · · Score: 1

      Shirley, you can't be serious.

      --
      ---- Just another spud server.
    4. Re:Can I ask you a question? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      I am serious! And stop calling me Shirley.

  91. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    quarantine your likely-infected customer so that the only webpage they can see is one served from your network explaining that they are infected. Until they take steps to clean their machines, you quarantine all outgoing traffic on their connection.

    This is exactly what this email simulates.
    "Hi, we think your system is compromised. Here's the fix for it. Until then, we're cutting you off. Thanks"

    your email server/isp.

  92. Notify about your e-mail account utilization by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    Dear user of e-mail server "Cogeco.ca",

    Some of our clients complained about the spam (negative e-mail content) outgoing from your e-mail account. Probably, you have been infected by a proxy-relay trojan server. In order to keep your computer safe, follow the instructions.

    Pay attention on attached file.

    In order to read the attach you have to use the following password: 36013.

    Have a good day,

    The Cogeco.ca team
    http://www.cogeco.ca

    Attached: Info.zip

    1. Re:Notify about your e-mail account utilization by bogie · · Score: 1

      I got one of those yesterday for the first time. It said someting like "Hey dude, they can bite me! use this password on the zip 3621501". Pretty ballsy to expect people to have to enter a password on a zip file from someone they never heard of. Luckily on my one PC I use mailwasher and I don't have to download the email before I can tell its a virus.

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  93. Re:Warnings... [University Attacks] by Snad · · Score: 1

    Someone is targeting broadband (perhaps University) connections.

    Could be. I'm working at a University in New Zealand and got one.

    It was pretty obviously faked. There was the fact that it had a password protected zip file and the appalling grammar in the message itself. Our IT staff aren't that bad.

    But the funniest and most obvious part was where it told me to visit www.ac.nz for more information.

    Clearly whoever wrote the virus didn't intend for it to escape into the rest of the world, as it just assumes the right most two parts of the url are in fact the full domain.

  94. Complete nonsense by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    How in earth are ISP's responsible for the actions of an individual ?

    What you are suggesting is like suggesting that we should file class actions against fuel companies for people causing accidents with cars, or against companies selling glas mugs for hooligans acting violently while being drunk with beer drunk from their mugs.

    The thing you are suggesting has been and is suggested by a lot of people. People who tend to think that ISP's carry the key to security.

    The only ones who do carry that key are the people at 'the wheel'. The people that run their OS'es and load up the virusses, by accident perhaps but accidents happen.

    If you're going to blame anyone than at least blame Microsoft for putting out an unsafe OS, which is much more closer to the source - compare that if you want to the car that was unsafe while delivered from the factory.
    But that does never leave out the fact that people themselves are responsible for checking up on the device they run, or let it be checked up by professionals. And let's face it, in the end the real guilty party is the people who write the virusses and spread them.

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    1. Re:Complete nonsense by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      How in earth are ISP's responsible for the actions of an individual ?

      ISP's provide a service, allowing people infected with a virus to spread that virus to hundreds and thousands of other people on the internet.

      What you are suggesting is like suggesting that we should file class actions against fuel companies for people causing accidents with cars

      Terrible analogy. Unlike the gas station, the ISP is continuously providing you with the service that allows you to cause harm (i.e. send viruses).

      The thing you are suggesting has been and is suggested by a lot of people. People who tend to think that ISP's carry the key to security.

      Really? I very rarely see anyone mention the blocking of viruses by ISP as a solution. Please point out a few of these people that recommend the same thing.

      But that does never leave out the fact that people themselves are responsible for checking up on the device they run, or let it be checked up by professionals. And let's face it, in the end the real guilty party is the people who write the virusses and spread them.

      Yes, let's blame everyone but the people that actually stand a damn good chance of stopping the viruses from propagating.

      I am not blaming the ISP's for stupidity of their users. I am blaming the ISP's for allowing their stupid users to spew viruses across the internet, when it could EASILY be foiled with a very simple filter. Hell, just block port 25 outgoing entirely, and make them send mail through your mail servers or proxies, and do the filtering there, even easier.

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  95. Offshoring stoppage? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe this virus war will tie up all the developers in India and Pakistan who would otherwise take our jobs.

  96. just say no to Mircosoft by mah! · · Score: 1
    regardless of the reasons behind Microsoft worms, if more people avoided the Borg's software, everybody would have less problems with such petty issues.

    Friends don't let friends use Microsoft products.

  97. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    I didn't say the ISP should send an email to the person with an attachment. They QUARANTINE them. Any attempt to use the web, a page is returned from the ISP saying they are infected with a virus and need to deal with it before they can be reconnected.

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  98. A Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem as everyone pointed out is that users, no matter what they are told, will still open email attachemnts and execute them. The only viable solution for Microsoft to release a patch that will disable the ability to execute any application on a Windows box.

    The rest of us will contintue to run applications on our Unix variants without worries.

  99. Or alternately by stewby18 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A better interpretation might be: "[Are the] Microsoft mailworms [part of a] gang war?". At which point the title goes way beyond the shortening that is generally acceptable for titles.

  100. The root of all evil by EM+Adams · · Score: 1

    Because if you use the virus to create zombies to spam you can make plenty of money from companies who use this marketing tactic.

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  101. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Right, but the concept is the same. You get an 'official' notification of a problem/infection, from your ISP, and the 'fix' for it.

  102. Getting Out of the Ghetoo Will Cost You $0.00 by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    Well, pookie-kins, it's not always possible to move to a better neighborhood. Moving to a better neighborhood costs money, as does the higher rent one would pay in the aforementioned 'better neighborhood'.

    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

    Moving to the FreeBSD Neighborhood costs you $0.00.

    Moving to the GNU/Linux Neighborhood costs you the same: $0.00.

    The time spent learning a new system is an investment, that while paid up front, will cost far less (in time) and infinitely less (in money and in lost data) than running a Microsoft system ... indeed, you'll have probably recouped every minute spent installing and learning a new system inside of one year, over the time wasted by your Microsoft-using friends as they clean out yet another Microsoft worm, virus, or trojan.

    So yes, you can get out of the Ghetto ... for $0.00 down and $0.00/month, at 0% interest for the rest of your life.

    --
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    1. Re:Getting Out of the Ghetoo Will Cost You $0.00 by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      There is a cost in moving to Linux.

      Can't play alot of games.

      Have to spend time in setting plug-ins with Firebird/Mozilla.

      Can't play latest encoded Windows Media/Quick Time.

      And is moving really an answer? Dont' you think that virus writers will move too?

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    2. Re:Getting Out of the Ghetoo Will Cost You $0.00 by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      And is moving really an answer? Dont' you think that virus writers will move too?

      Extending the analogy: no, they won't, because one of the main reasons the new neighborhood is safer is because it has better cops (i.e., security protocols.) Criminals who try to operate in the presence of good cops get arrested; script kiddies who find their hacked-together w4r3z bouncing off Linux/BSD/OS X will probably just give up in disgust.

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    3. Re:Getting Out of the Ghetoo Will Cost You $0.00 by toast0 · · Score: 1

      Just because the viruses and worms don't work on my computer, doesn't mean I'm not still caught in the crossfire.

      I have to update my filtering rules, or wait for the admins to update them so I don't have to deal with the tons of crap the viruses put out.

  103. Email Admins by jchawk · · Score: 1

    Do yourself a favor and protect your users.

    Install ClamAv and SpamAssassin and take care of spam and viruses on the front lines before they can hit the stupid users. :-)

  104. j00 |2 0\/\/nz0R3D! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU HAVE NOW RECEIVED THE UNIX VIRUS

    This virus works on the honor system:

    If you're running a variant of unix or linux, please forward this message to everyone you know and delete a bunch of your files at random.

    The sad thing is that the virus would work!

  105. Sorry but.... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ISP's provide a service, allowing people infected with a virus to spread that virus to hundreds and thousands of other people on the internet.

    ISP's provide a general service, which includes that possibility. Fuel includes the possibility of it being in a car while the car has an accident and it being partly ""responsible"" (I wouldn't call it that).

    Terrible analogy. Unlike the gas station, the ISP is continuously providing you with the service that allows you to cause harm (i.e. send viruses).

    Hrmm without fuel, a car doesn't drive, hence can't (in any practical sense) cause accidents. Same as the ISP, it 'includes that possibility'.

    Really? I very rarely see anyone mention the blocking of viruses by ISP as a solution. Please point out a few of these people that recommend the same thing.

    There was a large research by the XS4All ISP in the Netherlands with a huge percentage(85%!) of the people saying a blunt yes to the question whether they think ISP's are responsible for keeping them safe. I would say that qualifies.

    I am not blaming the ISP's for stupidity of their users. I am blaming the ISP's for allowing their stupid users to spew viruses across the internet, when it could EASILY be foiled with a very simple filter. Hell, just block port 25 outgoing entirely, and make them send mail through your mail servers or proxies, and do the filtering there, even easier.

    Please think and know that that's impossible. Virusses spread within hours, even before an ISP has a chance to update their scanners because there is no update to apply yet... This is a great sense of false security and if applied, should only be applied as a second line of defense, not the last line. Hence, ISP's shouldn't be held responsible. They may be helpful but can never be expected to be responsible.

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    1. Re:Sorry but.... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      [snipped stupid analogy defense]

      Please think and know that that's impossible. Virusses spread within hours, even before an ISP has a chance to update their scanners because there is no update to apply yet

      Not if they block all executable attachments.

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      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    2. Re:Sorry but.... by jnicholson · · Score: 1
      ISP's provide a service, allowing people infected with a virus to spread that virus to hundreds and thousands of other people on the internet.

      ISP's provide a general service, which includes that possibility. Fuel includes the possibility of it being in a car while the car has an accident and it being partly ""responsible"" (I wouldn't call it that).

      Terrible analogy. Unlike the gas station, the ISP is continuously providing you with the service that allows you to cause harm (i.e. send viruses).

      Hrmm without fuel, a car doesn't drive, hence can't (in any practical sense) cause accidents. Same as the ISP, it 'includes that possibility'.

      The analogy would be the car that drove up to the gas station with an obviously inebriated driver, and the gas station owner sells him the gas anyway. The owner bears some moral responsibility for the outcome.

      A better analogy would be a barman continuing to serve a drunk customer who is making a nuisance of him/herself, which is illegal in some places.

      The phone company will eventually cut you off if you make abusive calls. The barman is supposed to stop serving you if you're drunk. An ISP is capable of determining whether you're causing a nuisance to other users, but does nothing about it.

      I don't know if ISPs monitoring their customers' traffic is the 'correct' solution, but it is certainly a possible one.

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      "Do not drill any holes in your cat - it will not like it."
      -- Nick Davies
  106. ...little damage... by blunte · · Score: 4, Informative
    Typically these viruses (or more correctly, worms) do little damage to the infected computer


    Yeah most are not too damaging, but here's my story.

    Symantec's corporate antivirus software only allows for once daily automatic downloading of new virus signatures.

    - Last week our AV server downloaded updates at 8am as usual.
    - At 11am Symantec released new signature for MyDoom.F.
    - At 1pm stupid_corporate_user_04 opens and unleashes MyDoom.F on the network. MyDoom.F blows away all MS Office and image files on stupid_corporate_user_04's machine, then begins the same task on all network shares this person had access to.
    - At 8pm automatic backups kick off
    - At 11pm backups complete, having successfully backed up ruined shares.
    - At 8am the next morning, AV server picks up signature for MyDoom.F. At same time, users begin to notice their files are gone. Alarms go off everywhere.
    - At 11pm that second day, all corrupted/trashed files have been removed, all viruses eradicated, all data restored from 2 day old backups.

    Summary: 1.5 to 2 days of work time lost by 60 employees, plus 12 hours @110$/hr for support consultant to help clean up the mess.

    Needless to say, I wouldn't categorize the virii as doing little damage, whether they actually delete local files or not. Even had we not lost files, we still would have had a big cleanup job, and it still would have impacted our users.

    Here's a big Fuck You to the person who wrote that variant, and to all the other virus writers out there.
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    1. Re:...little damage... by dcam · · Score: 1

      And to Symantec for not alerting you to the new pattern file and allowing you to download it.

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    2. Re:...little damage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needless to say, I wouldn't categorize the virii as doing little damage, whether they actually delete local files or not. Even had we not lost files, we still would have had a big cleanup job, and it still would have impacted our users.

      Plus, you have to go to the trouble of replacing the person who ran the attachment. You did fire them didn't you? Please tell me they got fired.

      On Unix, you can mount /home and /tmp with the noexec flag, and if these are the only partitions users can write to, users can't execute viruses, no matter if they save them or what. Isn't there a similar thing for Windows? After all, how many users need to be able to run executables not provided by the sysadmins?

    3. Re:...little damage... by prandal · · Score: 1

      Now, if you'd had a defence-in-depth policy you'd have had a box running MailScanner with ClamAV and another virus scanner scanning all emails. Updating patterns hourly. That's what we did and none got through to cause any damage. Relying on just one virus scanner with daily or less frequent updates is professional negligence. A new worm can flood the net within a few hours. Virus patterns need to be released as soon as a virus is detected, not daily, weekly, or to any other arbitrary schedule. There are lessons in all this for the antivirus vendors and end users.

    4. Re:...little damage... by khallow · · Score: 1
      Plus, you have to go to the trouble of replacing the person who ran the attachment. You did fire them didn't you? Please tell me they got fired.

      Huh, seems more cost effective to switch to Linux if you're going to fire someone every time a virus gets in. Otherwise, you will cycle through 60 employees rather quickly.

    5. Re:...little damage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, seems more cost effective to switch to Linux if you're going to fire someone every time a virus gets in.

      If you make executing viruses grounds for dismissal or suspension, users will learn to avoid viruses pretty quickly.

    6. Re:...little damage... by droleary · · Score: 1

      Here's a big Fuck You to the person who wrote that variant, and to all the other virus writers out there.

      Be sure to save a bigger "Fuck You" for the person inside your own company that decided to put Microsoft on every desktop. That person should be fired. I seriously hope that person was not you.

    7. Re:...little damage... by khallow · · Score: 1
      If you make executing viruses grounds for dismissal or suspension, users will learn to avoid viruses pretty quickly.

      Either that or more likely you'll have high turnover. My point is that even people with a lot of experience get burned by viruses every once in a while. If you get a large enough organization, then you'll have an internal virus outbreak every time a major virus sweeps through. Firing people for this is stupid since it's the fault of the infrastructure not the people using the infrastructure.

      Also training the replacement would be expensive as well. In the case of the 60 person office above, training the replacement would probably cost more than the virus outbreak. In other words, you lose more than a third of a man year (estimate of their maximum loss of work) when you have to retrain someone.

      Finally, if you make this a fireable offense, then they have incentive to destroy computer hardware and software to cover their tracks. I don't think you want an admin who just opened a virus email to decide that his job is more important than the records that he's about to destroy to cover his tracks.

    8. Re:...little damage... by ElderKorean · · Score: 2, Informative

      Had same problem with Symantec AV, and had a very similar story to you :-(

      Found over 5800 copies of the virus the next day when the signatures were updated. And the little sod had deleted over 8Gb of ducuments, spreadsheets and databases. We had an Access database that had been in use all day, so was ok, but come 5pm and people exited it and go home. One staffer remembers they had still to finish something, and attempts to get back in - nothing left. This was about 3 minutes after last person exited.

      But wait there's more.

      The very next day (after finding the virus everywhere, and starting to recover through backups), I sent an e-mail out about what had happaned and what people should not do.

      I created a new e-mail address (unlike any that we use) and used it to send an exe file to everyone. We put the file within a zip file just like the fun virus that we were still recovering from. The included file was a small program that would e-mail us if it was run, with the name of the user who did it - only thing done on the users computer was bring up a dialog box saying software updated.

      This was the text of the e-mail
      --
      Hi,

      I am a qasi e-mail program automatically sending you a freeware virus.
      Please open the attached zipped file and double click on the attachment
      to receive the virus update.

      Have a nice day,
      --

      go on - guess.

      We had a staff member open the message, open the zip, and run the executable...

      This was after me sending a message reminding that people should not do any of this!!!!

      Thankfully I had many staff that actually e-mailed me a copy that they had received the message, or even called me to let me know.

      We'll have another go early next month. I'll try the zip with password trick. Fortunatly because we wrote it in-house there's no way it'll trigger the virus software.

    9. Re:...little damage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you use "Symantec's corporate antivirus software" then? I think that you just proved how useless it is.

      Why not just block .exe .pif and friends? Cheaper, faster, and more reliable than AV.

    10. Re:...little damage... by SysKoll · · Score: 1

      Cool trick. Keep testing employees for gullability.

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    11. Re:...little damage... by blunte · · Score: 1

      Your suggestion is just brilliant, especially considering this company has been operating with Windows since before Linux was anywhere near ready for the desktop.

      And do you suggest we run our oil and gas (Windows only) software on Wine? Right.

      Yours is the typical Linux zealotry that makes people want to avoid Linux.

      I'm doing what I can to move us slowly to non-MS, but that will take years.

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  107. What happens when... by etLux · · Score: 0



    What happens when they run out of letters for the variants?

    I think we need to establish a committee to explore this, and then another one to oversee that committee -- and, of course, a complicated protocol no one can understand.

    As is, this naming convention is much too simple to be used with anything Internet-related.

  108. Trojan server? by aclarke · · Score: 1

    I just keep wondering what a "proxy-relay trojan server" is...

    1. Re:Trojan server? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      I just keep wondering what a "proxy-relay trojan server" is...

      It's just tech-sounding enough to fool your boss' secretary, that's what it is.

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    2. Re:Trojan server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just keep wondering what a "proxy-relay trojan server" is...

      DUMMY MODE ON.

  109. Please stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    automagically

    Please stop using that stupid contrived marketing-speak non-word. It is exceedingly irritating (although it does help me spot your AC posts, since you use it there too).

    1. Re:Please stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone uses it. It's a perfectly valid word: dictionary.com

    2. Re:Please stop by sehryan · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that I am the only one that uses that word?

      Wait, I saw an AC post using the word stupid! It must be you posting.

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  110. Sad... Sad... Sad... by BeProf · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid (way back in the 19-hundred-and-80s), we geeks used to settle our disputes like men: over a game of D&D!

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  111. Now the virii are fighting each other by dtjohnson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently, they didn't find Microsoft enough of a challenge.

  112. A simple solution by pclminion · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Here's a simple solution for corporations, to try to stem the tide of idiots who double-click on attachments. Distribute a company-wide memo stating something along the lines of the following:

    "A new company policy is hereby enacted: It is forbidden for any user on the corporate network to execute any binary email attachment of any kind, including any attachment from anyone within the network. We will occassionally enforce this measure by sending dummy attachments to all corporate users which will report your workstation to network operations should you click on the attachment. Doing so will be grounds for immediate dismissal. We reserve the right to be sneaky, so your best policy for keeping your job secure is to simply never click on an attachment. Thanks, and have a nice week."

  113. Microsoft... by Progman3K · · Score: 2

    Enabling terrorists...

    Who do you want to DOS today?

    When will Microsoft be held responsible for aiding terrorists?

    It's not Linux that is the tool of terrorists, it's Windows.

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  114. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by prshaw · · Score: 1

    I am sure the goverment would support this.

    They would love to be forced to have every email sent scanned for "evil" content.

    You will have one big supporter with them.

  115. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by Maul · · Score: 1

    This is just silly. It is not the ISP's responsibility to make sure that their clients do not get viruses.

    It is the user's responsibility to not open mail attachments, keep their OS patched, and to install antivirus software and firewalls.

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  116. Lycos.com - see attached TextDocument.PIF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My daughter just double-clicked on a .PIF
    attachment from a letter allegedly coming
    from her provider Lycos.com.

    A stupid mistake, but what kind of morons
    are administering Lycos.com, if they can't
    filter out this low level of bullshit.

    I've had similar problems some months ago
    when I was receiving dozens of 150 KB spams
    daily. It clogged my 5 free megabytes to
    the point that I missed some real mails
    if I couldn't manage to sink the shit every
    6 hours or so.

    I strongly suspected that the real spammer
    was Lycos.com's nudging me to open a Plus
    account at the price of $25 per annum, which
    comes with 25 MB. Eventually I succumbed and
    forked the 25 green backs.

    Did the spams stop coming in? Well, yes, but
    very gradually. There's probably no one
    managing/administering the Lycos.com domain.
    The whole operation is obviously on auto-pilot.

    Honestly, mail account shouldn't be free.
    But no one should offer it free, if he doesn't
    mean it. And even if it's free, there's a
    major problem if Lycos.com delivers its
    customers, both free and paying, mails with
    viral attachments sporting their own domain
    in sender's field. It's CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE.

  117. Clueless end user test? by JargonScott · · Score: 2

    Is there such a beast as a "clueless end user test" type executable that I can email to my coworkers, and if they execute it an email is sent back to me as "evidence"?

    I think this would be a fairly blunt social engineering test for a company to put it's employees through. Especially since we have to send out quarterly training about it. I want to know if it sinks in at all.

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  118. "Microsoft" X by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    I agree it's improper to currently prefix these things with "Microsoft", but
    1) An SSL vulnerability did exist in software bundled into their OS, whether they wrote it or not.
    2) Microsoft is trying to gain control in the recording industry by being sole provider of formats, DRM, software, and distribution channels. How much longer before they own the content, too?
    3) Microsoft lobbied in favor of the DMCA and other legislation. Their lobbying is quite effective, so you can claim some laws only exist because companies such as Microsoft backed them.

    My point is you're right, we shouldn't label everything "Microsoft" right now. But we're almost at the point where we can.

  119. College Campuses by mdarksbane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I go to Ohio State University, and for the past week I and most people I have know have been receiving these message from

    staff@osu.edu.

    That's over 30,000 users, right there, on broadband. Multiply that by every campus in the world... I was honestly even curious about it, until I saw the attachment file. Their biggest weakness in it, actually, was that it sent several copies, each with a different user@osu.edu. That made it more suspicious.

  120. Another link by D3 · · Score: 1
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    Do really dense people warp space more than others?
  121. MS Address Book lock down? by kenjib · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain to me why MS hasn't locked down the Outlook address book yet?

    1. Re:MS Address Book lock down? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative

      err...Outlook2003 and Exchange2000 do exactly that. If a program tries to access the Address Book, it pops up an approval dialogbox. You can't click yes for 5 seconds.

      But since these worms also searches in a wide range of other filetypes (.txt,.doc,.html,etc etc) for valid email addresses to send to, it makes little difference.

  122. I wonder... by burbilog · · Score: 2

    why executables still allowed in e-mail after all YEARS of worm history? There are only a few legitimate reasons for them and everything could be done in other way. And it's obviously that education users and even presenting them a warning doesn't work.

    Why nobody ever came up with default mail server configuration which prohibits any executable content? And not only .exe and .scr, but all a.out, elf and company too.

    So far nobody. You have to patch qmail and add qmail-scanner if you want to do this. Is there a checkbox in microsoft exchange? An option in sendmail.cf?

    Fuck.

    1. Re:I wonder... by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      > An option in sendmail.cf

      You have *got* to be *kidding* me!

      Well, of course there's an option. In fact, I bet there are about two thousand of them - and you have to put them together just right to make it work; otherwise the server will automatically execute any and all attachments.

  123. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    It is not the ISP's responsibility to make sure that their clients do not get viruses.

    I never said it was. However, it should be the ISP's responsibility to make sure their pipes aren't used to further spew the viruses out across the internet.

    It is the user's responsibility to not open mail attachments, keep their OS patched, and to install antivirus software and firewalls.

    Sounds great. Too bad it obviously doesn't work.

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    Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
  124. At this rate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it would be simpler to distribute antivirus software, and up-to-date fixes for the latest worms, in the same way as viruses distribute themselves, along the lines of-

    "From: antivirus@generic-company.com
    Subject: URGENT - PLEASE READ
    To: joe@user.com
    Attachments: FREE Music.mp3.exe

    Here is your FREE MUSIC. Double-click the attachment without delay!!!"

    Judging by the speed with which these worms are spreading, this sort of thing would clean up the problem in a matter of hours, natch.

  125. Talk about journalistic integrity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do little damage to the infected computer, intent mostly on spreading far and wide, and sometimes inflicting DoS on some poor evil empire.

    Almost sounds like an endorsement to me.

  126. Good thing... by bonch · · Score: 1

    ...these originate from user-run attachments and so are easily prevented if you're not a moron.

    I know the intent of posting this article was for Slashdot to somehow illustrate how "bad" Microsoft holes are to the point that there are turf wars going on between worm writers, but these things would go on no matter the operating system. Users are dumb enough to be running these things.

    I haven't seen executable attachments in my Inbox in years. Outlook won't even download them from the server. I don't know what else to say.

  127. procmail recipe for bagle.j by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    #bagle.j unencrypted
    :0 B
    * UEsDBAoAAAAAA
    /tmp/baglej


    #bagle.j encrypted
    :0 B
    * UEsDBAoAAQAAA
    /tmp/baglej

  128. India and Pakistan? by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    I remember a political cartoon with a donkey and a Nuclear weapon strapped to it's back (the Donkey was to represent Pakistan).

    I guess that's how they are depolying the virus's?

  129. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 1

    Are you completely retarded? Strip all attachments? That would piss every customer off, not to mention some obscure legal issues I bet that they could dig up. Mark this as flamebait, I don't care, but this is the most retarded idea I've ever heard.

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  130. a modest proposal by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Simple three point plan for eliminating e-mail viruses:

    1. Microsoft should immediately patch exchange and outlook so that no attachments that include executable files can be transmitted. You get word files, pdfs, plain text, jpegs and similar "passive" file formats. any scripting gets filtered out of html or spreadsheets. An archive (tar, zip, etc) doesn't get transmitted if it contains bad stuff or is not readable. And you can't override this by just clicking "yes" or "okay" upon receipt of a message.

    2. viruses propagate similar to spam. ms exchange or other MTAs should make note of 50000+ very similar messages being tossed about and immediately blacklist compromised machines, then go into mail accounts and yank out virus messages that haven't been downloaded yet. Messages with attachments should be subject to a short extra wait time (5 min) to slow propagation and give the system time to react.

    3. email attachments, even non-executable ones, should be opened in a restricted environment, e.g. chroot jail, java sandbox, or a refreshable vmware image. if the virus goes nuts, just delete the environment and kill its processes. don't allow outbound connections from the sandbox. In the long run, web pages and downloaded files should be treated similarly.

    Yes, virus writers will find workarounds and attack new security holes. But microsoft has an obligation to fix existing security holes and at least make the virus writers look for new ones.

    Yes, some people will be annoyed that their excel macros get lost. But it is time to start setting up a social environment where email is about sending a message that you type in yourself to communicate, not just a file sharing system for forwarding zip files.

    1. Re:a modest proposal by headblur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      it's the job of the mail server admin to set security (and virusscan) settings appropriate for his users. and it's the job of the everyday user not to be an idiot by opening unexpected attachments. the REAL problem with machine suceptibility to viruses lies with the *user*, not the software.

    2. Re:a modest proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is easier and more permanent to fix the software than to fix the user.

  131. Since DoSs were mentioned... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

    What about the massive DDoS performed on Spywareinfo, Merijn, and Net-Integration? It was done from a group of MyDoom-controlled machines, and no one did anything about it.

    All the worms contriuted to the removal of a cleaner site. >_

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    Striking fear in the authors of godawful fanfiction, I am here, appearing in darkness, Tuxedo Jack!
  132. FS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who always logs in on their linux box as 'root'?

    that's right: nobody does.

    this is why an executed attachment cannot replace /sbin/iptables.

    i think windows would have less security problems if they had a clear distinction between 'user' and 'administrator'.

    windows does have this distinction, but it is not enforced. either there should be a clear distinction (linux style) or a user should be required to enter a password everytime the windows registry or system files are changed.

  133. no, no exploits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just social engineering, nothing further. Yes, MS has the largest cadre of gullible users and nothing more.

    I got one of these emails, it pretends to be from an administrator and says you have to run the file in the zip, oh, and it is encrypted, here's the password.

    It is unreasonable to expect MS to design a system which completely prevents users from doing things they might want to do, like run binaries they are sent in email.

  134. f%^ken annoying by c00kiemonster · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now this may sound a little over aggressive , but I am a poor sys admin who is getting bombarded with blocked messages every 20 secs or so. Personaly if i ever meet a virus writter, if its this shit or some other virus they have written their head is going to end up in a glass jar in my fridge Be Warned

  135. Re:Warnings... [University Attacks] by onco_p53 · · Score: 1

    Yes and the responce from the IT people is now to
    delete all e-mails with a .zip attachment with no
    warning to sender or recipient.

    See their notice

  136. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    nah, the 1 true solution is defenestrate the internet: allow NO winbloze to connect;-)

  137. Re: who is "The Lord of the Viruses"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Are you "The Lord of the Viruses"?

    if (x = antivir.scan(stream,"MyDoom")) {
    dangerous.warn(x,stream);
    throw new ExceptionAVirus(x,stream);
    }

    [Signed by MvD00M's author].

  138. Warning about your e-mail account. by unsigned+integer · · Score: 1
    Dear user of "slashdot.org" mailing system,

    Our antivirus software has detected a large ammount of viruses outgoing from your email account, you may use our free anti-virus tool to clean up your computer software.

    For further details see the attach.

    Attached file protected with the password for security reasons. Password is 24080.

    Cheers,
    The slashdot.org team
    http://slashdot.org

    ( ... this is the latest one I got, domain names changed to protect the victims)

    1. Re:Warning about your e-mail account. by Vancouverite · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... I have received the same one from Experts Exchange as well, with the appropriate changes (and 'ammount' spelled correctly). So which bleeding worm is sending this one out? Or is this a manual effort?

      --
      We are the Music Makers, and We are the Dreamers of Dreams...
  139. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, it should be the ISP's responsibility to make sure their pipes aren't used to further spew the viruses out across the internet.

    Hear hear! Anybody who runs a mail server at the end of an MX record should be a responsible citizen and have some email virus scanning mechanism in place. It's not that difficult to do, and could save them money in the long term.

  140. Re: bullets; the stupidity of users? by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The most powerful way to bypass security has always been "social engineering" - so why would you think it'll be different for virii?

    If people actually do wisen up and stop opening email attachments they're unsure about, the virus writers will just come up with more creative ways to convince you to run the code. Write a small applet that lets them play a contest game to win money - only, nobody is really going to win anything, and it drops a trojan horse on the PC. Send mail that looks like a legitimate attached form from the ISP, requesting some sort of info your ISP might actually need. (Heck, one popular method seems to currently be bundling "malware" with legitimate freeware apps people want to download and use - like p2p music sharing packages, pop-up blockers, and time synchronizing clients.) Who knows? This problem isn't going to go away just by trying to "educate it away", telling people not to read the stuff they get in their email.

    Personally, I think virus scanners are generally a bit "behind the times" in this war. EG. How many scanners have you seen that allow starting up without having to boot the actual OS that's being used, so they can remove a virus without it getting a chance to execute in RAM first? Of these, how many can scan an NTFS file system when started up in that manner? (To my knowledge, only the expensive "Avast BART" product currently offers all of this.) Modern trojan horses and virii are often shutting down the virus scanner processes so scanners can't remove them. They even do such things as prevent "regedit" from running, so you can't just prune them from the registry and reboot. (Of course, so far, many are coded poorly enough so you can just rename regedit to something else and then run it -- but that's bound to change.)

  141. The Carnivore eats all including the spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    MyBinLaden.A
    MyBenLaden.B
    ...
    MyBinLadin.Y
    MyBinLadder.Z

    where are the news of the Bin Laden's capture?

    open4free

  142. clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, I don't think you have a clue what a security exploit is... better read up.

  143. The key insult is clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "don't ruine our bussiness" in Bagle J.

    These worms are being written for cash. They're opening spew holes for spammers.

    They're being written for spammers, be it the "OEM CD" spammers who seem to have taken up residence in my spambox seemingly untouchable by the big companies (Corel, Microsoft, Adobe, Symantec) - all we see is the exact same site moving around day by day. Currently it's squatting it's ugly ass at http://www.cdsforyou.biz/ (yeah, I'm trying to get /.ed I confess)

    Now let's get the congresscritters informed that viruses and spam are *the same fucking issue*

  144. Why do I not care? See for answer... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    I (www.apple.com) don't (www.apple.com) care (www.apple.com).

  145. Just a few files by Alan+Cox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the problems with the destruction of files is that it implies this virus author isn't interested in commercial games (as such people want their virus well hidden). Thats worry because they are then not trying to hide within a system (like a well evolved natural virus) but can be quite happy to kill the host.. and all it takes is a bios erase or randomly setting the IDE disk password on all modern IDE hard disks and its factory return time.

  146. Spelling as Baysian filter by gentlewizard · · Score: 1

    Thank God that crackers don't know how to spell. I just look at the spelling of the message and count the spelling and grammar errors. Once they reach a threshold, I know it's a virus/worm message. ;-)

  147. Good by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    "The media is now beginning to suggest that this recent onslaught of new viruses (with new versions of major-impact viruses being found daily) the result of a virus gang turf war..."

    Good for them. The deeper they get into their pissing contest the stupider they'll become, until someone makes a mistake or goes RL on the others. Then someone will get caught, and we can seriously get down to nailing some nads to trees.

    Figuratively. Probably.

    If, as has been suggested, some of them are associated with spammers, perhaps we'll be able to get two nads with one nail.

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  148. These are viruses (or more accurately, viruses) by wk633 · · Score: 1

    Worms require no human intervention. Mydoom, Netsky, Beagle, require a user to go ahead and open the attachment. Hence, human intervention, hence viruses.

  149. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    Are you completely retarded? Strip all attachments?

    No, that is not what I said. Interesting, you call me retarded and yet you cannot even read simple sentences.

    What I said was they should scan outgoing port 25 traffic looking for executable attachments, and if found, they should quarantine that customer so they cannot continue to spew viruses across the internet.

    I see that you were able to persuade some idiots to mark my original post as flamebait/troll. Typical.

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  150. Virus versus Worm? by gumpish · · Score: 1
    Typically these viruses (or more correctly, worms)...

    Are these really viruses? Only two are actually mass-mailing worms...

    Can someone please provide a lucid explanation of the difference between a "worm" and a "virus"? Please cite references.

    My understanding was that a "worm" required no user action, such as Blaster/Nachia/Welchia last August, whereas a "virus" required user action for an infection to take place (executing a malicious e-mail attachment for example).
    1. Re:Virus versus Worm? by theCoder · · Score: 1

      Please see my previous post on this topic.

      The difference between a worm and a virus is not user interaction, but whether the malware is an executable by itself. Code that infects a word document (or winword.exe itself), but can only be run by Word is a virus. Code that is a complete program is a worm (like these latest email worms). Viruses and worms by definition spread themselves.

      If user interaction is required to spread, then the malware is a trojan (like the horse). Since these emails both spread and require user interaction, they are trojan worms. A trojan that didn't spread (say, it just deleted all your files) would just be a trojan.

      HTH!

      --
      "Save the whales, feed the hungry, free the mallocs" -- author unknown
  151. McAfee by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    I run Mercury Mail and McAfee does a fine job keeping virus infected e-mails (or any file for that matter) from staying on the server to be downloaded by a user. In the off chance it can clean an e-mail I sometimes get a previously infected message with a zero byte attachment. When MyDoom came through McAfee reported 10,000+ deleted/cleaned files.

    There is Open Source anti-virus software out there and there's really no reason to not run it on the server. Your server may not be succeptible to Windows viruses but your users are.

    This new batch of viruses being zipped up seem to be getting past the anti-virus software. Most likely because they're zipped up and (supposedly) password protected which changes their signiture until you decompress it.

    It may just be that software hasn't updated yet. It does that automatically on Fridays.

    Ben

  152. When gangs attack Microsoft products... by lordkimbot · · Score: 1

    Tonight on Fox!

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    sig mind freed
  153. Mcafee not updating? by davburns · · Score: 1
    Please pardon the slightly off-topic post, but I have a question (and this is ask /.)

    Has anyone else noticed that Mcafee hasn't been putting out def's very reliably lately? Their website claims they protect from latest viruses, but uvscan (their command-line unix client) doesn't find them, and their ftp site sometimes goes a few days without being updated.

    Norton seems to have updates more often than once per hour.

    I'm curious if this is a new thing (I hadn't noticed this before), or this has been going on a while. Also, do others have observations of frequency & latency of virus definitions? (Review sites seem to only test completness of catching thousands of historical viruses...)

    1. Re:Mcafee not updating? by satterth · · Score: 1
      I'm curious if this is a new thing (I hadn't noticed this before), or this has been going on a while. Also, do others have observations of frequency & latency of virus definitions?
      If you rely on the Liveupdate feature in Norton you will see that it is only updated once a week or so, but if you manually apply the patches then its much more frequent. Some of the Netsky variants are scheduled for a March 10 update (WTF?)

      I can imagine quite a few home users or smaller business doing just that. And of course skipping over and not detecting the newest of the virus variants.

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      Being called a dork on Slashdot must be like being called the retard in special ed.
  154. taunts versus proving it by jwpacker · · Score: 1

    When I read the articles this morning, I wondered why it was that they were 'including taunts' in the code.

    You want to prove that your worm is better than the others? Make it not only propagate itself, but also make it clean up the competing worms in the process.

    Jas

    --
    Software is like a goldfish - it'll grow to fit the size of it's bowl...
  155. Re:Nothing happened. Did I do something wrong? by Spazzz · · Score: 1

    I got one of the Beagle variants to run under WINE. It was quite funny watching it spew under tcpdump.

    Something wasn't right, though....it was sending empty attachments. I think I should report this bug to the WINE development team.

  156. Mod parent up! by swb · · Score: 1

    You're absolutely right! What I find so staggering (at least at MY company), is how little interest management has in enforcing "computer responsibility" rules like this. Users do all manner of deliberately stupid and occasionally destructive things to/with their computers (getting infected, mangling the OS, deleting the share folders because they "don't need them anymore", and this doesn't include the physical damage to equipment) and management doesn't seem to care how much time or money it takes to fix it.

    I'm actually a peon manager myself and when I've actually *tried* to have meetings employees' managers and I'm amazed at the amount of disregard for deliberate, repeated behavior like this among these people's managers. They just don't give a shit.

    I once asked our HR manager what she would do if an employee deliberately broke a window or cubicle, repeatedly; she told me they'd probably get fired THE FIRST TIME if the damage threatened someone's health, defintely the second time.
    I told her that an employee had repeatedly done something stupid with their computer that was as expensive and time-consuming as a broken window, and she said "Well, I guess you'll just have to work out something with their supervisor."

    I don't know what the unintended consequences of a "fuck your computer up and you're fired" policy would be (perhaps as destructive as a fear-based rollback of automation, productivity and information management gains), but it would certainly be nice if there was a concrete set of punishments including termination for at least the most eggreigious offenders. One good firing for computer malfeasance per year might just teach them some responsibility.

  157. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 1

    My ISP already filters outgoing traffic, and is much more effective. Whenever a major virus breaks out, they have a filter installed within a day or two that will monitor all traffic looking for certain signatures and patterns. If anything is detected, they cut of your internet connection and contact you to let you know your infected. Once you let them know they'll re-enable your connection (with filtering) and there will be a fix waiting in your mail box for you. The down-side is this only detects them after your infected (if the infection got past all their mail server virus scanning and such). Another good thing is that these filters detect most spam trojans too.

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    My User Agent: "Where is the pr0n?"
  158. Ok Please run linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Number one people first need to tag (chmod or set exe bit)the script so it can be run. No default exe of the script. A little more time to think about what you are doing. It is a major failling of Outlook and Outlook Express. Under linux you have to save the attachment out and mark it as a exe before infection.

    Now there is a little more here a infected user on linux will not infect any other user on the system with out cracking or a shared file. Most cases unless poeple are working on the same project there is not shared files.

    This is default setup the instructions on linux setup tell you clearly to setup a root user passwd and a general user. This is to cause a protective system access to stop major infection. I have seen lots of windows users running as Admin this is completely stupid when you understand the risks. In side linux I can drop in and out of root user without a lot of trouble. But windows I have to login on a new screen. So poeple get tempeted to run a Admin to stop having to swap backward and forwards.

    1. Re:Ok Please run linux by msim · · Score: 1

      i do that at home, not at work
      yeah i know it's boneheaded. but 1) i have some reasonable measures in place
      2) it's my own ass

      --

      Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when your gonna get food poisoning.
  159. evolution in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must say...myself and the other academic evolutionary biologists that I'm surrounded by are entralled, collecting data and can't wait to see the outcome.

  160. Worms - I have the solution! by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    Nobody likes me
    Everybody hates me
    Just because I eat worms

    Short fat hairy ones
    Long tall skinny ones
    See how the little ones squirm

    Bite all their heads off
    Suck all the juice out
    Throw the empty skins away

    Nobody Likes me
    Everybody hates me
    Cos I eat worms all day

    Nobody likes us
    Everybody hates us
    Just because we eat worms

    Short fat hairy ones
    Long tall skinny ones
    See how the little ones squirm

    Bite all their heads off
    Suck all the juice out
    Throw the empty skins away

    Nobody Likes us
    Everybody hates us
    Cos we eat worms all day

    (Apologies to terry scott et al..)

    --
    "You lied to me! There is a Swansea!"
  161. I wonder... by silvester82 · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested to hear what Steve Ballmer thinks of his company's software being used as the ammunition in this little gang war?

  162. There is a difference though by brucmack · · Score: 1

    If I move into the rough neighbourhood, I'm not going to be able to stop the bullets just by being well educated. However, I can stop all of these viruses from infecting my computer by simply not opening executable mail attachments. With a very small bit of extra effort, I can keep my copy of Windows up to date as well, which should prevent against any of the attacks that don't rely on user stupidity.

  163. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by noodler · · Score: 1

    "so that the only webpage they can see is one served from your network explaining that they are infected. Until they take steps to clean their machines, you quarantine all outgoing traffic on their connection." since fixing most virus problems involves using the internet somhow this doesnt seem to be a very effective way of making the customer remove the virus...

  164. Re:Unix virus by Slayer · · Score: 1

    Sad part is, that something like this worked for windows users pretty well. I had a few of them almost screaming at me that I should check my (linux) machine for that evil SULFNBK.EXE file which was supposed to be some "internet based virus"

  165. what we do by john_uy · · Score: 1

    we remove attachments that are executables and candidates for malicious ones (.com, .exe, .bat, .pif, .zip, .scr, .vbs, .rar, .arj, etc.,) this has tremendously reduced our problems with viruses and worms. though it may impede some productivity, we opted to give big quota for users instead so they can receive uncompressed files. we have also started removing pop3 and imap4 access, restricted smtp access as well. we are using a web based e-mail service. this prevents any further infections exploiting outlook. if a computer gets infected, they won't be able to send to the smtp server as well since only a very selected few computers are able to relay there. our helpdesk calls have been reduced by this.

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    Live your life each day as if it was your last.
  166. answer by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 1

    Yes.

  167. David Bowman . . . by vortexau · · Score: 1

    might have said . . . (sig) . .
    .

    --
    (David Bowman, EVA near HUGE Monolithic Win-PC in orbit around Jupiter) "My God - its full of Malware!"
  168. Re:There is only one solution to the virus problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple solution (sorta).

    Post the file itself on your webspace or ftp space
    and send the (encypted) link to it to the recipient.

    The problems are:

    1)The sender has no webspace / ftp space access.
    2)The file is too big to post to your webspace / ftp space or it has to be 'chopped up' and 'spread out' accross several accounts (ala AOL).
    3)You live in a place where (strong) cryptography is PROHIBITED--ILLEGAL TO USE!!! (like France?)

    So what do you do now?