Slashdot Mirror


SCO - EV1, Licensees, Groklaw, Armed Guards

Camel Pilot writes "It looks like the CEO of EV1Servers underestimated the reaction to giving in to SCO demands and licensing Linux. I know we were looking for a new hosting home, and had EV1 at the top of the list, but now they are not even a consideration..." An anonymous reader writes "InfoWorld has an article with more info on Computer Associates denying being a SCO Linux licensee." Also, Mick Ohrberg writes "Pamela Jones, creator of Groklaw, an independent legal research site, responds to some allegations presented by SCO CEO Darl McBride." Finally, an anonymous reader writes "According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month." Update: 03/08 20:17 GMT by S : cdlu writes "Now the SEC is unofficially confirming some interest in the SCO and Microsoft connection, according to Newsforge [part of OSDN, like this site]."

778 comments

  1. Mistaken Identity? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    "According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names.

    Soooooo, it was actually Darl? It would explain the dope, but didn't we all think it was crack he was on?

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Mistaken Identity? by perdelucena · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe he's afraid of thigs like this

    2. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my name was Darl I'd use an assumed name too.

    3. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't funny, stop trying.

    4. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0

      I think Darl actually says he fondles his "gun".

      Thank god he doesn't carry a weapon.

      This is a weapon, and this is a novel theory of derivative works.

      One is for shooting and the other's for fun.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    5. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer Indica to Sativa, but it is more of a hassle to find around here.

    6. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't funny, stop trying.

      He's just nothing compared to Darl, that's the problem. That man is a comic genius. Though I did hear his brother Kevin writes his best jokes for him.

    7. Re:Mistaken Identity? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      If Darl is packin heat, then we should arm ourselves too, what if he starts up his own secret police force like the RIAA, and begins hunting people down that use Linux?

    8. Re:Mistaken Identity? by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Darl is packin heat, then we should arm ourselves too

      I suspect he's been reading ESR's website and taken his views about the right to bear arms to heart.

    9. Re:Mistaken Identity? by El · · Score: 1

      And paranoia would be a symptom of...

      mental illness, drug abuse, or both?

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    10. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Mistaken+Identity · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly wasn't me.

    11. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lol Im a lot funnier then you then!!!!

      You should save this comment and look at it in shame years later, when you'll be able to realize what a bozo you were.

    12. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I suspect he's been reading ESR's website and taken his views about the right to bear arms to heart.

      That damn typo again. How many times? It was the right to arm bears. The idea being that the British or whoever might invade would be scared off by the heavily armed bears in the woods.

      This strategy was used by great effect by the Spanish in the peninsular war. The regular spanish troops were poorly trained and led worse. On one occasion they ran away from the sound of their own gun fire (stopping only to loot the allied supply train). It was the gorilla (guerilla) war of the Spanish people that wore the French down to the point where they bolted (and suffering the misfortune to have their baggage train full of plunder intercepted and looted by the British at Salamancer.

      Since actual gorillas are none too common in the iberian penisular they did very little of the fighting, but they would have if they had got the chance.

      --
      Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
      Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
    13. Re:Mistaken Identity? by Xabraxas · · Score: 1
      Who was this women that got millions from Mcdonalds for something really stupid. Your industry promotes these practices so shut up if you are a bloody American.

      Oh you mean this? She was an 80-something year old woman who had third-degree burns that required skin grafts and a seven-day hospital stay. She did not receive "millions" either. This is just another one of those facts that people use to try to push tort reform. It's a bad example as are most of the ones that are usually given. Read about these cases before you make another stupid comment.

      --
      Time makes more converts than reason
  2. Darl needs protection, does he? by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him.

    Hardly. The only thing Darl needs protection from is his own big mouth. Let's hope he never realises that while he's carrying his gun ;-)

    BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

    1. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by RLW · · Score: 4, Funny

      SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side

      It does! Somebody tell the rat! Maybe SCO will have to change it's logo!

    2. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by cclawson · · Score: 0

      Until I rolled my mouse over the icon, I always thought it was a picture for "Disney world domimation." Never put quite understood why Disney would be involved in SCO though.

    3. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by CowboyNick · · Score: 1

      BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

      Thats what I always thought it was and I was wondering what that had to do with SCO....

      --
      -CowboyNick
    4. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by IdleTime · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who wants to kill Darl?

      Not me for sure, I'm just looking forward to the day where he becomes Bubbas bitch for the next 20 or so. There is no way in hell I want him dead.

      --
      If you mod me down, I *will* introduce you to my sister!
    5. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by DKConstant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darl's been guilty of pretty much only one thing: Shooting his mouth off. Now he needs protection from it? Hell, if he's packing heat, I can't WAIT for him to shoot his mouth off!

      "If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee. If thy mouth offend thee, blow off thy lips with a .45 caliber hollowpoint."

      -From "The Book of Darl"

      --
      ----- "Oh, Stewardess! I speak l33t!"
    6. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by MagFox · · Score: 1

      Whoa. You mean it's not? I never looked and always thought it was supposed to be some Globalization subject icon with Mickey as its representation. I'm disappointed.

    7. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've been saying that sco's logo looks like a disney character since the beginning of the saga. i have also said (on /., several times over) that disney should look into suing them over it.

      i guess its not worth posting such things AC as they get passed over too easily.

    8. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny

      BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

      Yeah, I just assumed it was an oblique reference to the popular Disney movie -- because, after all, Darl is the "Lyin' King".

    9. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Saven+Marek · · Score: 1

      I think you are right, his own big mouth and attacks upon him will come the same way if at all. A gun won't protect him from the eternal smear campaign that will be waged even after this is all over, or from any other kind of electronic 'warfare' that an IT underground would want to inflict. He has annoyed millions and it would only take 10 people to make a real mess. One to break his electronic identiy, one to control his debt one to interfere with records of his property ownership, his mail and any electronic statis as a law abiding citizen or not.

      Would it be likely he will wakes up one day and find his credit cards maxed out and his home in someone elses name and suddenly in debt to the tunes of millions of dollars and on a wanted list six states away? I think his attacks on his person wont be the type of thing a gun will stop if any come

      nude mac desktop gallery

    10. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by bill_doors · · Score: 1

      Oh my god! what is next in this circus? Darl is the bigger clown i never knew in the software business... i can not imagine what the hell is next? "Darl demands Tux by try to kill him" ??? Please... give us a break!

    11. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Thud457 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I wonder if Steve Purcell has noticed the striking similarity of Stitch from "Lilo and Stitch" to Sam from "Sam and Max"? (Or is it Max?!!)

      I'm just sayin'....

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    12. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who wants to kill Darl?

      Tuesday nights on ABC with your host, Regis Philbin.

      "Is that your final assassination attempt?"

    13. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If SCO goes down, Bubba's going to have a lot of bitches.

      --
      "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
    14. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      That "SCO" logo is the Caldera systems logo from a while back. Seems the Slashdot editors don't wanna change it.

      Now you mention it though...

    15. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 5, Funny

      BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

      It's the world being eclipsed by, as you correctly recognised, a gigantic mickey mouse logo. It represents the ultimate triumph of intellectual property over sanity. I chose it myself.

      --

      The real Ralph Yarro posts as Anonymous Coward. Anyone else is an impostor.
    16. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by DJStealth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't the title of the story read "SCO - EV1L, ....."?

    17. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it has become clear that Darl and other closed source ideological zealots, such as the people at Microsoft, are nearing the thin line that seperates normalcy from extremism. Now that they are carrying around weapons and are surrounded by armed thugs, it may just be a matter of time before they kill someone, and that would truly be a shame for the entire closed source community.

    18. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by GuanoBoy · · Score: 1
      ...I'm just looking forward to the day where he becomes Bubbas bitch for the next 20 or so...

      Or, just Martha Stewart's cellmate for a day.
      --
      WWW
    19. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by stor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who wants to kill Darl?

      Good question.

      Many people here have answered "geeks do... well, we might!" but I seriously doubt that. Most geeks I know don't want to hurt anyone.

      Darl has a history of fucking over companies. I personally believe he's been carrying a gun for a while now.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    20. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by ChuyMatt · · Score: 1

      Good god, ugly AND evil babies out of that one!

    21. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Good god, ugly AND evil babies out of that one!

      You'd toss a small-time chiseler like Darl into a cell with a real CEO like Martha and expect babies? That's cruel and unusual punishment, even for Darl. Actually, I'd expect a new recipe for pork sausage in Martha's next cookbook. It brings back memories of playing Blood Rayne.

    22. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Brandon+One · · Score: 1

      ABC a subsidary of Disney...coincidence? I think not!

    23. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that when a geek says they want to kill Darl McBride, they mean they'll add an incompetent bot to Q3A or UT2K3/UT2K4 named Darl_McBride and then proceed to frag the bot repeatedly.

    24. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by utlemming · · Score: 1
      I don't think that Darl realizes that us Open Source folk would rather see him spend the next thousand or so years hanging out with Bubba in the Federal Pen. The idea that people want to kill him is stupid. Besides, after the SEC investigation, and then the Department of Justice investigation, Darl is going to have a lot of friends to hang with him from Microsoft, Baystar, and the Canopy group. Heck, I'm sure that they could have a nice wing in Leavenworth for software extortionist. Imagine the conversations that they could have?

      M$ Exec: "Check out the Big-O on this."

      SCO Exec: "Dude, that is a huge Big-O."

      Bubba: "I'll show you 'Big-O'"

      --
      The views expressed are mine own and do not express the views of my employer.
    25. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "SCO gores your business" ?

    26. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what?, Custard Pies?
      At least Bill took a pie like a man.

    27. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Yes, i think i mentioned that on an earlier post. Two or three years ago when i first saw it on Slashdot, I thought it was associated with a Disney story, and when I saw the name "OpenLinux" in the accociated article I was like, "Wow, The mouse uses Linux!"

      oh well...

      --
      Have a nice day!
    28. Re:Darl needs protection, does he? by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Won't work; that used to be their logo, when they were Caldera. Now it's that rediculous bansai tree silhouette.

  3. If a group is being extorted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And one gives in and willingly pays while the others refuse, of course everyone else will be upset.

  4. Hmm.... by JoeLinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm thinking that 'Ole Darl may have made the final plunge into the Tin Foil Hat club.

    "Please invest your money with me. I'm paranoid as hell, but my paranoia keeps your money safe. It's in a Mayonaise jar buried underneath my dead cat so that Black Helicopters can't find it."

    Oh yeah, this company'll last.

    1. Re:Hmm.... by kristeh1337 · · Score: 1

      rofl. It seems that karmic retribution is finally on the side of linux and nerds on the whole. Let us revel in the downfall of a tyrant.

    2. Re:Hmm.... by RLW · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first rule about the Tin Foil Hat Club is: "Don't talk about the Tin Foil Hat Club."

    3. Re:Hmm.... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Just because Darl's starting to act paraniod is not proof that there aren't people out to get him.

    4. Re:Hmm.... by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny
      If this is your first paranoid delusion, you have to make your own hat.

      --
      IAALS.
    5. Re:Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't worry, we don't really exist anyways. nor does our parent club the illuminati. so its ok for non-members to talk about it, as its all just a farse, we [the club members] don't exist.

    6. Re:Hmm.... by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Funny
      Rule 0 is...

      No Fight Club jokes!

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    7. Re:Hmm.... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody needs to sell him a copy of Paranoia -- that and a happy pill.

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    8. Re:Hmm.... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Tyrant? More like a clown, now that sites like Groklaw have revealed the truth about the SCO cases.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    9. Re:Hmm.... by kristeh1337 · · Score: 1

      I was turning the story into something of an urban legend, forgive my sensationalist nature.

    10. Re:Hmm.... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Exelent joke ... sir.

      --
      We do not live in the 21st century. We live in the 20 second century.
    11. Re:Hmm.... by CycoChuck · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that 'Ole Darl may have made the final plunge into the Tin Foil Hat club.

      They wouldn't let him join. They said that he's proof of what happens when the alien mind control rays get you. That, and also the fact that they're running linux without a SCO liscense.

      --
      Windows is as solid as quicksand.
    12. Re:Hmm.... by RLW · · Score: 1

      There are absolutely no so called Fight Club jokes here.
      In fact they are not even with in 1000 Km of here. If they were here they would be committing suicide against my /. id. I am 100 percent clear on this. This is my belief as always that they are cowards and these jokes will die a thousand times.

    13. Re:Hmm.... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 2, Funny
      What part of "You don't understand anything" don't you understand?

      Anything

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    14. Re:Hmm.... by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's my club and he's not invited. Perhaps the chicken fucker's club would take him.

      --
      No matter how many of my rights are taken away, somehow I still don't feel safe. -Frigid Monkey
    15. Re:Hmm.... by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Instructions here.

      (Don't remember where I got that...probably Slashdot.)

  5. In related news... by cartzworth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl is now a paranoid litigous bastard

    1. Re:In related news... by Scoria · · Score: 1

      Darl is now a paranoid litigous bastard

      Obviously, he has been reading Slashdot in an attempt to aggregate intelligence (oops! ;-)). If thousands of <stereotype>sweaty, unwashed three-hundred-pound nerds</stereotype> were threatening to eviscerate you, you would be paranoid, too.

      --
      Do you like German cars?
    2. Re:In related news... by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      I thought that was Paranoid Hypocritical Bastard... PHB... Maybe he will evolve pointy hair too.

      --
      include $sig;
      1;
    3. Re:In related news... by Misch · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, he's taken up $cientology?

      --

      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
    4. Re:In related news... by big_groo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's litigious.

      The fugitive is on the loose. Don't lose your keys.

    5. Re:In related news... by Phexro · · Score: 1

      Not really. I mean, how fast can a sweaty, unwashed three-hundred-pound nerd run, anyways?

    6. Re:In related news... by cHALiTO · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, that depends!

      Are we talking about an African sweaty, unwashed three-hundred-pound nerd or an European sweaty, unwashed three-hundred-pound nerd?

      --
      "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
    7. Re:In related news... by Saven+Marek · · Score: 0, Troll

      > Darl is now a paranoid litigous bastard

      And maybe he should! ESR has more and bigger guns!

      nude mac desktop gallery

    8. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would he do that? It's a dangerous cult

    9. Re:In related news... by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Darl's a Mormon. There are a lot of similarities betwen the Mormon Church and the Church of Scientology. The big differences are that the mormon church is older, better respected, and has a slightly better grip on reality than the CoS. Oh, and they're less focused on fleecing the flock than the elronners.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    10. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. I mean, how fast can a sweaty, unwashed three-hundred-pound nerd run, anyways?

      Fast enough, wabbit. Fast enough.

    11. Re:In related news... by PugMajere · · Score: 1

      Hey, mispellings of litigious need to have high ranking on Google, too!

    12. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I hear that they're planning to sue each other for infringement upon their patented business methods of filing baseless lawsuits... ;)

    13. Re:In related news... by Dav3K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoa there dude... calling Mormonism 'respected' is quite a leap. What with the polygamy issue and the historically racist policy, Mormons have ensured a LACK of respect from a great many groups of people.

      But other than that, you're pretty much on target.

    14. Re:In related news... by Keighvin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would like clarification on your statement as to the similarities between the Church of Scientology and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (aka., Mormons);

      My basic understanding of the premise of Scientology is that of an alien influenced creation lore, and the continued influence of those entities on regular terrestrial habitation. In order to be aware of, and excise the resulting influence, certain levels of mental discipline must be achieved (though as mentioned this theology is a thinly veiled means of brainwashing and embezzling funds).

      The Mormon/LDS theology is about the restoration of the organization and authority of the original establishment created by the Godhead in the early ages of man, and reiterated by the coming of Christ. The manifest principles of this premise are deeply rooted in mainstream Christian/Judaic theologies (including the temple ordinances).

      So, help me out a little here - I'm not seeing the significant overlap between the two.

      --
      Any spoon would be too big.
    15. Re:In related news... by rpeterman · · Score: 1, Troll

      OK, i'll bite on this uninformed flamebait.
      First point - ad hominem attacks are among the weakest arguments you can make. Accusing Darl of being a Scientologist, Chicken Lover, or a (gasp!) many-wived, behorned mormom all fall under the ad hominem label.
      Second point - generalities are often specifically wrong. Labeling all mormons as twisted, irrational sheep following the voices in their collective heads, and for that matter, labeling all Scientoligists in the same way, is a gross manipulation of the truth. Many people demonize followers of Islam, Catholic priests, Voodoo priests, homosexuals who want to get married, (insert least favorite group here), etc. because of the actions of individuals that to belong to a particular group. Calling someone a "fat, slovenly, pasty-faced, Cowboy Neal choosing, caffine addicted, bleary-eyed excuse for a million monkeys typing on a a million typewriters slashdot poster." may be funny, but it is not necesarily true.
      Third point - what similarities? Enumerate them, citing official sources. Don't make blanket accusations without specific, verifiable claims.
      Fourth Point - Insightful in what way? I know am raging against the Slashdot machine, but what was insightful about that post? Darl is a moron, oops, I mearn mormon? Every single article about SCO posted on Slashdot has the obligitory "Darl is a mormon - they are soooo freaky weird" post. We know already! no new insight has beed added to my dwindling pool of knowledge. Please stop, I beg of you, please stop ignoring logic, reason and rational thought.
      Fifth Point - Many mormons disagree with Darl. I am one who does not agree with him at all. I know many others who dislike his attitude. Mormons can have different opinions about various issues. Darl has his, and I have mine.

      "Always take at least two mormons fishing with you, because if you only take one, he'll drink all of your beer."

    16. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Plus the the fact that their founder Joseph Smith was a convicted fraudster (ever hear of a $3 note?) and died in a wild-west style shoot-out with the law. Hmmm... in most peoples definition, Martyrs don't shoot back.

      All but one of the so-called witnesses in the front of the Book of Mormon who "witnessed" the gold plates of Joseph Smith, later denied seeing these.

      The polygamy and racism history is hard to deny also. So would you call this "respected"?

    17. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go deeper into the Mormon theology, and it turns out that the Judeo-Christian God is just one of many gods, who came here from another planet, and if you're a good Mormon, you too can be god of a planet.

    18. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So would you call this "respected"? Maybe in the state of Utah. ;-)

    19. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, now you're just spouting nonsense. Joseph Smith did NOT shoot back, he did NOT make $3 notes, and none of the witnesses who physically SAW the plates ever recalled their testimony in the opening of the book. Get a clue.

    20. Re:In related news... by pherris · · Score: 1
      Keighvin (166133) said:
      So, help me out a little here - I'm not seeing the significant overlap between the two.

      Last year a pair of noted historians did a documentry about the early days of the mormon church. Very interesting stuff.

      You can watch it on Comedy Central (unless you have "the dish" of course).

      --
      "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
    21. Re:In related news... by CJSpil · · Score: 1
      Why is this Flamebait? It should be funny!

      If you have no idea why this is funny, watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and all will be revealed!

      --
      For people who like peace and quiet. A phoneless cord!
    22. Re:In related news... by DShard · · Score: 1

      While Joseph Smith may have been at best questionable , the important thing to remember hear is how the collective of Mormons are today. I have had quite a bit of interaction with mormons in my life and they have largly been well meaning honest individuals who seemed no more delusioned then you or I (assuming you are not delusional.)

      OTOH, without any personal interaction, Scientologists operate with misguided as a whole intentions. Psychology, whatever it may be, is a science. Scientology is a scam invented by it's creator to reduce a person to a indetured servent benifitting only scientology. This is how they still act today.

    23. Re:In related news... by Lew+Payne · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd be happy to help clarify some of these similarities, while correcting some of your statements in the process.

      The Mormon/LDS theology is about Joseph Smith, who was able to translate "golden plates" he found buried in the forest (using a seer stone, similar to a divining rod, mind you) and thus wrote the Book of Mormon. One section in the Book of Mormon is the Book of Abraham, again translated by Joseph Smith from ancient Egyptian Papyrus purchased from a travelling huckster.

      Science, namely Egyptologists, have clearly shown that Joseph Smith's translation of these documents (which were shown to be ancient burial scrolls and not an account of the life of Abraham) was not only inaccurate but also fradulent.

      Among the things that we Mormons believe is that Adam (from Adam and Eve) is actually God (see the talks by former prophet and seer Brigham Young), that flesh-and-blood people like you and I (not spirits, mind you) inhabit our moon and sun (ibid) and that all other religions are "an abomination upon the face of the Earth" and their practitioners are "whores from Babylon" (History of the Church, Book of Mormon, Gospel Principals).

      Mormonism has never paralleled, nor has anything in common with, traditional Christianity. The God of Mormonism is different than the God of Christianity, even though the same nomenclature is used to describe Him. Mormonism believes the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are three distince and separate entities, as opposed to the traditional views of Christianity. Mormonism believes there are three "kingdoms" of heaven which you must qualify for... belief alone is not enough to obtain the ultimate salvation.

      Salvation in Christianity is based on faith and belief; works being the result of this. In Mormonism, it is based on works... you must do everything you can, or you will not achieve the ultimate salvation.

      In Mormonism, if you are not temple-worthy, you will not be entitled to the highest form of salvation. In the temple, you will learn what amount to secret handshakes as you swear an oath to keep this to yourself. In the past, you had to swear an oath to Blood Atonement (... or let my throat be slit, where I shall bleed to death as punishment) (Biography of Brigham Young)... but now, to be politically correct, the Church changed it to something more people will accept.

      In the Church, women are not equal. They cannot hold priesthood office, they are not entitled to the keys to the priesthood, cannot bless their family, and are not treated as equals. It is an interesting culture, accentuated by the individual quirks of different communities and States.

      Overall, I've found it a fascinating community of people who otherwise wish to do good, but are kept ignorant of the true history of their Church and of their religion.

    24. Re:In related news... by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      I have had quite a bit of interaction with mormons in my life and they have largly been well meaning honest individuals who seemed no more delusioned then you or I (assuming you are not delusional.)

      Sow how do you know you're not delusional?

    25. Re:In related news... by Talence · · Score: 1

      The main similarity is that both "religions" are essentially false in their core premises and encourage their followers - against all reason and logic - to hold their one set of beliefs as undeniably Truthful and any other as inferior. But there is "hope": as one Mormon told me, non-religious people will go to heaven too, they'll just end up in a lower level.

      Someone might respond with: hey dude, you're also claiming that what you say is the only truth and that all else is false! That may of course be so... but AT LEAST I don't go to a place every Sunday to sing about it :-) If there is any belief I would like to hold, it is that ALL people have EQUAL chances of gaining Understanding and Happiness in anything we find hereafter. I find it safe to reject anything else without worry of Punishment. If anything, the people making detailed statements about what will happen in the Afterlife should be worried for Punishment.

      You say that Mormons have a variety of opinions. While I'm not going to doubt whether that is true, they do all agree with the core set of opinions which binds them under the same label. Also, it is a little strange to use arguments pertaining to logic and fallacies when you say that you follow a set of beliefs that uses a variety of fallacies, including a major circle-argument.

      That said, I don't believe that Darl and Darl's being a Mormon are issues that really need to be connected. Whatever diagnosis one would like to give for his mental condition, I'm quite sure that there are plenty of other people like him out there with other beliefs. I may be of the opinion that his religion is a false one, but it would indeed go a little too far to say that his religion encouraged him to be how he is or that others of his religion are exactly the same.

      --
      I plan to plan / Dutch course in The Hague
    26. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Wrong. There is no 'lore' to Scientology at all.

      Zilch. The 'lore' is other peoples (non-Scientologists) interpretation of what they think Scientology is about, in the context of other, lore-based religions.

      In fact, lore has nothing to do with Scientology. Scientology is an applied religious philosophy - you /use/ it, you don't 'believe' it or 'worship' anything. Scientology, by itself, doesn't do anything ... it has to be used.

      Scientology is pretty powerful stuff. There is no question about that. It should not be so casually assessed on the basis of hearsay and controversy. That it has been used against itself is clear, but that it has been mis-used - and grossly misunderstood so far - is not always so clear, especially to those who haven't studied it ...

    27. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology is a scam invented by it's creator to reduce a person to a indetured servent benifitting only scientology.

      That this is how they act today does not mean that this is how L. Ron Hubbard intended for it to come out!

      And, unless you've actually studied Scientology, how can you tell it isn't a science? Just because others have told you so? Were -they- Scientists, or were they Scientologists?

    28. Re:In related news... by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Second point - generalities are often specifically wrong. Labeling all mormons as twisted, irrational sheep following the voices in their collective heads, and for that matter, labeling all Scientoligists in the same way, is a gross manipulation of the truth.

      First, you attacked the use of generalities with a generality.

      Second, I can't see how you would take offense to mormons being labeled as "irrational". You know as well as I do that the beliefs in heaven, hell, angels, gods, and demons are all irrational beliefs.

      Third, "gross manipulation of the truth" is emotional, not factual, language. An assertion is comprised of segments that are either factual or they aren't. Your feelings on the issue (and mine, for that matter), while effective rhetorical devices, have nothing to do wtih reality.

      --
      I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
    29. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And, unless you've actually studied Scientology, how can you tell it isn't a science? Just because others have told you so?

      Because I've read quotes from L Ron himself saying it wasn't

      Were -they- Scientists, or were they Scientologists?

      Interesting phrasing there - are you implying Science & Scientology are mutually exclusive? Kinda proves our point,then.

      But as it happens, most of the people who think it isn't a science are former Scientologists

    30. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Darl, is that you?

    31. Re:In related news... by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1
      Sow [sic] how do you know you're not delusional?

      The voices in my head told me I wasn't. That's normal, isn't it?

      (/me[0] thru /me[5] say it is, /me[6] isn't sure, and /me[7] just keeps singing off-color ditties about wallabies. But 7 always does that.)

      --
      A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
    32. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice. Actually, I do tend to believe you when you say it's not "lore-based" (though it DOES have some incredibly wacky lore... no doubt the product of L. Ron's sci-fi writings)

      Even so, hooking one's self up to a crude lie detector, and learning to assert nonsense while doing so doesn't strike me as a terribly good "religious" practice...

      Especially not when they later use anything said or invented in the "sec[urity] checks" to blackmail anyone who dares leave.

      So in that sense, sure, it's powerful. In the same way that a corrupt politician or lawyer might be powerful. It just doesn't give you enhanced mental powers of any sort :P For that matter, it clearly abuses those cognitive faculties which used to be in place...

    33. Re:In related news... by Brandon+One · · Score: 1

      Check out reason #5 of SCO's reason to choose SCO UNIX(R) instead of Linux(R).

    34. Re:In related news... by Imperator · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I'm not religious, so it always strikes me as strange that people should make a point of how Joseph Smith made the whole thing up. How is this different from how any other religion was founded? That some of them evolved over time, with lots of little stories pulled from whole cloth, while some of them were laid down in one go, with one big story pulled from whole cloth?

      Who cares how Mormonism was founded? Well, Mormons do. But so do people who have something against Mormons in particular, because they think it's a "made-up" religion. Talk about missing the forest for the trees. All religions are inventions of man, and Mormonism just happens to be one of the younger ones.

      --

      Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
    35. Re:In related news... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      All religions are inventions of man, and Mormonism just happens to be one of the younger ones Which is exactly the point. Mormonism is an easy religion to debunk because, unlike most other religions, it's origins aren't lost in the mists of antiquity. The genesis of the mormon church is well documented from both within and without, making it possible to subject the claims and credibility of it's originator to intense scrutiny, using plenty of corroborating evidence.
      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    36. Re:In related news... by adiether · · Score: 0, Troll

      Parent is a troll

      Sounds like the paster from the First Baptist of Snellville I met on my LDS mission in Georgia. He was pretty irate about the LDS Churh too.

    37. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he is a troll, because he sounds like somebody else you met once? I am not convinced about that yet.

      "He was pretty irate about the LDS Churh too."

      Ah, do you care to elaborate what particular part of the posting is enraged (=irate) in the posting? Why do you use irate to describe the poster, which is an even weaker form of denial than 'inaccurate'? Are you saying he is correct, but wrote in anger?

      If you want people to accept you for who you are, you are going to have to be more clear about who you are and what your motives are. One of the reasons why there are many people who distrust Mormons is because there is a very strong air on secretive dealings and arrogance around the LDS church and their members.

      As does your posting, it sounds like an LDS church insiders joke or insult more than anything else. If you want the LDS church to be well received, you did not make a good start with that posting.

    38. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All religions are inventions of man

      Well, that tears it. You're going to hell...

      Let's see- That's a curse on you, and on you, and on you, and...(copyright Gary Larson "The Chickens are Restless")

    39. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Mormon/LDS theology..."

      Are you sure you didnt mean the The Mormon/LSD philosophy? :)

    40. Re:In related news... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      I suggest you re-read what I wrote. I made several factual observations, with no link between them:
      • Darl is a mormon, not a scientologist. This is an indisputable fact and a matter of public record.
      • There are similarities between the Church of Scientology and the Church of Latter Day Saints. This is also a factual observation, which I will enumerate later.
      • There are also differences between the CoS and CoLDS, some of which I already enumerated. These are also factual observations.
      Mentioning facts does not constitute an ad hominim attack. I made observations, I did not draw conclusions, nor did I intentionally lead anyone to make them. Nowhere did I use the adjectives "many-wived" or "behorned"; you supplied those adjectives yourself. Nor did I draw any conclusions about Darl's credibility or actions being related in any way to his choice of religions; again, you supplied that subtext yourself. You are reacting emotionally because you feel your religious beliefs are being attacked. Stop putting words in my mouth, open your mind, and read the words which are actually being written without projecting your own insecurities on to them.

      As to the similarities between Scientology and Mormonism. To name but a few:

      1. Both are invented religions, owing thier genesis to the writings of a single individual. L Ron Hubbard wrote Dyanetics in 1950. Joseph Smith wrote the book of Mormon is 1830.
      2. The holy writings of both are claimed to be the result of the personal revalations of their respective founders, yet there are surviving early drafts of this "revealed truth" which flatly contridict the final versions of "the truth"
      3. The founders of both religions have serious credibility problems. Both had an extensive history of making false or misleading claims on the public record; claims which are indisputably contridicted by multiple independent sources. (EG, Hubbard's service record; Smith's claimed whereabouts when he had the "first vision" and his subsequent activities)
      4. L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith were both known con men and petty criminals: J.S. was tried in 1826 for fraud; L. Ron pled guilty to petty theft and had numerous other brushes with the law for theft and financial chicanery.
      5. Both Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard had expressed a desire to start their own religions in their personal correspondence predating their respective (highly convienient) bouts of "divine inspiration".
      6. Both churches were hijacked after their founders' death by a highly placed insider who manipulated the organization for his personal benefit.
      7. Both claim to be The One And Only True Path to Individual Salvation to the exclusion of all other belief systems
      8. Both encourage hostility to ex-members.
      9. The founders of both religions blatantly revised their own doctrine to justify their actions after having their adulterous relationships exposed.
      I could go on all night drawing parallels between Joe Smith and L. Ron, but it boils down to the fact that they were both con men who were making it up as they went along, revising their beliefs as they did to suit their own purposes; and who both exhibited classic symptoms of mental illness (eg paranoia, hallucinations, megolomania, etc)

      The mormon chuch has cleaned up it's act a lot since the days of Joe Smith and Brigham Young, but they still engage in an alarming number of cult-like behaviors.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    41. Re:In related news... by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      Well, unlike the religions which have been around for ages (Christianity, Judaism, etc), Mormonism was born in the early 1800's. In addition, some of the original (founding) documents of Mormonism are still available for examination.

      Thus, it is easier to examine Mormonism than some of the older religions.

      Look here for a more complete history of the "bloops and blunders" of Mormonism.

    42. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (though it DOES have some incredibly wacky lore... no doubt the product of L. Ron's sci-fi writings)


      No doubt. Having received Class VII Auditor training on the subject of engrams and their contents, and the way charge is handled by the PC, and knowing how auditing technology works for the person, knowing about lists and nulls, and what a C/S is, and why you fly ruds, and how ARC/KRC is meant to be handled in the session, and knowing all about TR's and why they're important to the PC, undoubtedly, you're in a position to say that its all just the product of some whacky sci-fi writer.

      So, if it were actually wonderful stuff, if it were the solution to mans problems, and if it were a really cool, wonderful, great human technology for improving ones command of the universe, then ... well ... that's all for naught, because its just some whacky sci-fi writer writing some 'lore'.

      There is no 'lore' in Scientology. The things you think are 'whacky sci-fi' are not actually what you think they are ... and you only know about them by hearsay and crude rumour anyway, so how can you be so sure you know what you're talking about?

      The e-meter is not a 'crude lie detector'. It measures the weight of the reality of the PC. If you don't know what that means, well you haven't studied enough, and are therefore not qualified to make comment.

      I've had countless sessions of sec-checks, and benefitted greatly from each minute. I've never been black-mailed with the contents of my sec-checks, in fact I've received a great deal of willing help from people to address the details that came up, and I've gone on to live a wonderful, happy life as a result of it, free from past overts on many, many subjects. I couldn't be happier about it, because I have nothing to hide, and my sec-checks were completed, and I moved on to other, great, wonderful, really really cool C/S'es! You do know what a C/S is, right?

      That is the only problem with Scientology, you know. Too many people who think they are qualified to say they know about Scientology, actually in fact are not. Too many people have called themselves 'scientologists' when in fact, they couldn't be further from the reality.

    43. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it could be anyone who has done their homework on LDS's fraudulent history.

    44. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And these simalarities would be? The media doesn't like them? Other people fear them because they believe the media? and....

      gotta love a +4 insightful for something that didn't actually state anything meaningful, just managed to diss two disliked groups =P

    45. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key to understanding Book of Abraham is in its timing - the new doctrine expoused was that 'blacks' could not be priests due to the sin of Ham.

      Smith was also fascinated by the early concepts of Communalism and preached on the commonality of property. Accordingly the early converts made their own communities, originally in Kirtland, Ohio (about 11 miles from Lake Erie and not that far from the early Manx settlers in Cleveland). By 1832 he had won over some 1,000 converts. Brigham Young, the dominant second leader, was converted at the end of 1832.

      This combination of strong religious beliefs, theocratic government and a communal arrangement of society was bound to conflict with the American notion of the individual, though Abdy's 1834 description of their initial democratic beliefs and their results may also explain future hostility

      " They maintain that the Indian tribes will finally recover their lands, and the blacks gain the ascendancy over the whites. Their practice corresponds with their principles; and no invidious distinctions are allowed to humiliate one portion of the community and elevate the other. In such opinions and habits it is easy to perceive the causes of that hatred and hostility by which they have been assailed" .

      The first of many attacks on the Mormons took place in March 1832 when Smith was tarred and feathered. After this many of them moved on to Independence, Missouri, which they named Zion but from where in 1834 they were also driven out, Abdy states that this was because they had invited "free men of color to join them". Some moving back to Kirtland, others settling in Clay county from where too they were driven out to Caldwell county where with agreement of the Missouri legislature they founded Far West. Smith's 1835 translation of the 'Book of Abraham' conveniently prevented blacks, as descendants of Ham from being admitted to the priesthood - a colour bar that lasted until the 1970's when the US government threatened legal sanctions unless it was altered

    46. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you are offtopic

    47. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slightly better grip on reality? Two words: sacred underwear

      OTOH, I'm not entirely sure if that's *more* delusional than million-year-old-aliens infesting one's body.

      I think at some point you just have figure that at some point they've all deviated so far outside of the norm that they are all just about the same way away.

      Though no one around me understands why it bothers me that the governor of the state I live in (hint: not utah) is mormon.

  6. SCO: by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's not a stock price drop, it's a temporary dip until we pick another huge company to sue."

    --
    Beep beep.
    1. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft..?

    2. Re:SCO: by ajs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's funny on the one hand, but let's not take it too seriously. A drop in SCO's market cap is no more a vindication of our position than the skyrocketting market cap was a vindication of SCO's. The market does what the market will, and we should take it all with a grain of salt.

    3. Re:SCO: by HiThere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Except that if the stock price should dip below $8, and stay there for a month (cost and time period are approx...I didn't really understand the Pipe contract), then the PIPE investors get to demand their money back in cash.

      Well, it's got a ways to go, but it's been headed that direction for quite awhile now. If it hits it, then SCOX is toast at the whim of outside parties who may not wait for a law suit. Not good, because that could moot the suits & countersuits, leave the fud lying around all over the floor, and leave the "IP" available to be picked up by creditors (the PIPE people) and then sold to who they chose at prices they choose, and with strings that they chose. If SCOX can be brought to bay, this is a much better time to finish things off.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  7. Darl in the restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've got an old-fashioned toilet with a space between the water container and the wall.

    1. Re:Darl in the restaurant by lawngnome · · Score: 1

      wtf? dude! crack and posting dont mix!

    2. Re:Darl in the restaurant by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It's a reference to The Godfather.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  8. SEC investigation underway? by eddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An SEC staff member told NewsForge that complaints and tips about suspected under-the-table funding, stock-kiting, illegal insider trading, and money-laundering involving Microsoft or Microsoft-connected individuals to the financially struggling SCO Group have been coming into the agency with regularity since last August. Newsforge

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
    1. Re:SEC investigation underway? by JoeLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't thinks so...I think the SEC thinks we are a bunch of miscreants trying to cause trouble. The fact that they haven't done anything is a problem. What we SHOULD do, is make a coherent case on Groklaw, and refer the SEC to it. PJ could supervise to make sure it is secure.

      emerge -DU SCO-SEC-case.1.2.3

    2. Re:SEC investigation underway? by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the SEC thinks we are a bunch of miscreants trying to cause trouble.

      I wouldn't doubt that there are some people who have tried to report SCO to the SEC despite not having any true facts that could be used. Such people are just harming any true investigation into SCO by drowning out the actual signals...

    3. Re:SEC investigation underway? by DA-MAN · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe someone should tip them off that Martha Stewart is involved. Sure she probably isn't, but that seemed to be the only thing that got the SEC moving.

      --
      Can I get an eye poke?
      Dog House Forum
    4. Re:SEC investigation underway? by Winkhorst · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As someone who originally suggested we file formal complaints with the SEC, I can only say that SOMEBODY had to wake them up. Whatever the details of the complaints, they can no longer claim it was never on their radar screen. And when Darl finally goes down with his ship--assuming he doesn't dress up like a woman and scramble into the first lifeboat--they had better have done something significant or they're going to find themselves with a lot more than egg on their face. No matter what M$'s lawyers have been telling him, he can't pull this kind of stuff and get away with it in a regulated market. There are still laws.

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    5. Re:SEC investigation underway? by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe they would have if Darl had given lots of money to the Democratic party. (Or maybe not) It all reminds me a little of Nixon, though...

    6. Re:SEC investigation underway? by thirdrock · · Score: 1

      No matter what M$'s lawyers have been telling him, he can't pull this kind of stuff and get away with it in a regulated market. There are still laws.

      I was under the impression that in the US laws are only for poor people ...

      --
      >>
      I am the director, and this is my movie ...
  9. But Darl! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can you rot in prison if we shoot you? You've got nothing to fear from us. Perhaps the gun you carry is to keep you out of jail when the game is up?

  10. Give me a break!! by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month

    Lets see... one guy pisses off a buncha nerds. He's afraid of firepower?
    Uhh... Darl... the only thing you need to worry about is stuff like cracking your servers and DoS attacks. Both of which you have survived.

    Really, if frivilous lawsuits caused people to fear for their lives, something is wrong witht his world.

    --
    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    1. Re:Give me a break!! by illuminata · · Score: 0, Troll

      Lets see... one guy pisses off a buncha nerds. He's afraid of firepower?

      Guess that they weren't fucking around when they called them zealots?

      --


      Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
    2. Re:Give me a break!! by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Really, if frivilous lawsuits caused people to fear for their lives, something is wrong witht his world.
      OK, it's fun to knock Darl, but let's face it: We live in the kind of world where, if a woman dumps a guy she's not into anymore and he takes it kinda hard, she can find herself in fear of her life. We live in the kind of world where, if some kids decide they're sick of being unpopular at school, a whole bunch of people can end up in fear of their lives. We live in the kind of world where, if one driver cuts off another on a Los Angeles freeway, that person can find himself in fear of his life. Hate to rob you of your innocence, but it's a lousy world in a lot of ways.

      I think the chances that Darl McBride has received death threats, both at his place of business and his residence, are so close to 100 percent as makes no difference. Some people can laugh that stuff off. Others choose to take it seriously. Who can argue with either approach?

      --
      Breakfast served all day!
    3. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... Darl... the only thing you need to worry about is stuff like cracking your servers and DoS attacks. Both of which you have survived.

      And identity theft. By the sound of it it's really wearing to him. The guy can't own a CC any more, last I heard all his active ones had to be cancelled due to uhhhh "unexpected charges".

      Darl, a man like any other, reliant on an electronic world, pissing off a hundred thousand people who control that world. heh, a gun hey.

    4. Re:Give me a break!! by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

      Well, an ICMP packet of adequate size, thrown really hard, may hurt.

      --

      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.

    5. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Give me a break!! by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Lets see... one guy pisses off a buncha nerds. He's afraid of firepower?

      You obviously know a different set of nerds than I do, FK.

      The more zealous the linux geek (in my 10-person sample), the more of a gun nut they are.

    7. Re:Give me a break!! by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Lets see... one guy pisses off a buncha nerds. He's afraid of firepower?

      Many geeks I know (and know of) are quite heavily armed. Hell, from what I understand both ESR and RMS are gun nuts (and I say that with affection.)

      That said, none of those I know (and presumably ESR and RMS) would use guns in an illegal manner.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    8. Re:Give me a break!! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you have not been paying attention.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:Give me a break!! by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2

      There's a difference between people who have played enough Counterstrike, Rainbow Six, and America's Army that they can rattle off statistics about every weapon out there off the top of their head, and people who buy assault rifles for "hunting" purposes.

    10. Re:Give me a break!! by sphealey · · Score: 1
      I think the chances that Darl McBride has received death threats, both at his place of business and his residence, are so close to 100 percent as makes no difference. Some people can laugh that stuff off. Others choose to take it seriously. Who can argue with either approach?
      That may well be so, but the law in various parts of the United States does not allow one to carry firearms or to be protected by "sharpshooters" who are not government employees. In San Francisco, for example, where Darl claimed he had armed bodyguards inside the Moscone Center. Were they properly licensed in the City of SF?

      sPh

    11. Re:Give me a break!! by ryants · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We live in the kind of world where...
      USA != world.
      --

      Ryan T. Sammartino
      "Ancora imparo"

    12. Re:Give me a break!! by andreMA · · Score: 1
      I think there's far more danger of reading a headline like:
      Dozens of Nerds Die as Result of latest McBride Utterances
      AP -- Emergency rooms worldwide reported numerous deaths by asphyxiation following SCO CEO Darl McBride's latest announcement. Friends of some of the victims were reported to have been shaking their heads in disbeif, uttering arcane acronyms. One was quoted as saying sadly, "I told him not to read Groklaw any more, that it was only a matter of time before such a tragedy occured. Death by ROFLMAO... who'd have thought? He was so young, too. What a terrible waste."

      SCO was unavailable for comment, reportedly investigaing their "Ass" IP porttolio and "laughter as a derivative work". McBride was reportedly overheard muttering about "a million guffaws! And we own rights to them all..."

    13. Re:Give me a break!! by slipgun · · Score: 2, Informative

      He lives in Utah though, doesn't he? Isn't that a 'shall-issue' state with regard to carry licenses?

      --
      SpamNet - a spam blocker that really works
    14. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Lots of linux geeks have guns. Many of us consider it part of the same power-to-the-people, individual-freedom meme that motivates our love of free software.

      But we're not going to go gunning for Darl, because we're not murderers.

    15. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you live in the US... but hey, if every paranoid CEO can carry a gun, I wouldn't wonder...

    16. Re:Give me a break!! by njchick · · Score: 2, Funny

      ICMP packets don't DoS servers. People DoS servers.

    17. Re:Give me a break!! by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      I take offense to this. I'm a pretty serious gun nut, but I'm not a huge linux geek.

    18. Re:Give me a break!! by Speare · · Score: 5, Insightful
      USA != world

      Okay, twit. I'll bite.

      We live in a world where a pregnant woman can be convicted of a stoning offense, just because the man decided not to marry her. Nigeria.

      We live in a world where people participating in an anti-tyranny march to the capitol will be shot from rooftops by the minions of a guerilla warlord who will "protect" the country from violence. Haiti.

      We live in a world where a well-respected and popular female government official is slain by knife while shopping in a department store. Sweden.

      We live in a world where bloodshed happens for unjust and unjustifiable reasons... in every country there is, and every country there ever was. Even your country.

      --
      [ .sig file not found ]
    19. Re:Give me a break!! by Hut_Mul · · Score: 1

      Guess you missed the article. About the violent games nerds play.

      Gimmie my BFG!

    20. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. In some places, you get shot with an AK-47 or have acid thrown on you instead. My Bad.

    21. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Actually, those of us who do own assault rifles don't claim to buy them for hunting purposes. We reject the notion that hunting is the only valid reason to own a firearm.

      In fact, the "sporting purpose" concept originated in a Nazi gun-control law from the 1930's (details at Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership).

    22. Re:Give me a break!! by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      Go watch Bowling for Columbine.

      That "fear" is phony. The US* may have a load of gun murders, but the fact is that it's not really worth your time constantly worrying that a guy with a gun is going to jump out and the sky is going to fall in.

      Yeah, Darl probably gets death threats, but the chances of "militant nerds" uprising is near zero.

      *Yes, US. As another poster said, the US is not the world. The US has 11,000 gun murders a year, us Brits have 68.

    23. Re:Give me a break!! by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      USA != world

      We live in the kind of world where if the majority of the people in your town don't like your religious beliefs that they feel justified in shooting at you or blowing up your car.

      We live in the kind of world where if the country next door decides they don't like your ethnicity, they feel justified in invading your country and killing the lot of you.

      We live in the kind of world where if the scientists working for the government feel they aren't paid enough they feel justified in selling nuclear technology to terroritsts.

      We live in the kind of world where if the leaders of a country feel they are losing ground at the conference table they feel justified in shooting missles at their neighbor's whose land they covet...

      (For those not up on events, the above correlate as follows: 1. Ireland, Israel/Palestine/Lebanon, Iraq, Kashmir, Somolia, Ethiopia 2. Rwanda, the Balkans 3. Pakistan, Russia 4. China)

    24. Re:Give me a break!! by proteinaceous · · Score: 2, Informative

      > That may well be so, but the law in various parts of the United > States does not allow one to carry firearms

      Actually, 37 states are "shall-issue" states meaning any law-abiding adult (age varies by state) citizen can carry concealed firearms. Some of those states require state-approved proficiency tests, written tests (mostly testing legal issues) and/or a physicians approval of mental status. Nevertheless, in those states it's not that difficult to obtain a concealed carry permit. Utah (where I imagine Darl lives) is a "shall-issue" state.

      Eight other states are "restricted carry" states (usually) meaning a citizen has to prove a "need" to carry a concealed weapon. A demonstratable "need", however, is pretty nebulous.

      Only 4 states and D.C. don't allow citizens to carry concealed weapons for any reason.

      Surprisingly, open carry is legal in many states...though I imagine you'd be very popular with the police.

      > In San Francisco, for example, where Darl claimed he had
      > armed bodyguards inside the Moscone Center. Were they
      > properly licensed in the City of SF?

      I imagine they were properly licensed in the state of California. California is a "restricted carry" state. I imagine a bodyguard can probably demonstrate a "need" to carry to satisfy the state requirements. There are a lot of celebrities in California and a number of them have (probably armed) bodyguards.

      Anyway, I'm not debating the politics of this...just pointing out the current laws.

    25. Re:Give me a break!! by sphealey · · Score: 3, Interesting
      e lives in Utah though, doesn't he? Isn't that a 'shall-issue' state with regard to carry licenses?
      You may have read a bit about the controversy in Missouri (central USA) over the recently passed "concealed carry" law. A Missouri Supreme Court ruling a few weeks ago put the law into final effect.

      Quote from the commander of the Illinois State Police: "We don't have concealed carry in Illinois. And if you come across that bridge carrying a concealed weapon, be prepared to spend 15-20 years in Illinos."

      sPh

    26. Re:Give me a break!! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Nah, there is more to life then DDOS.

      Inspired by the prankser in Belgium in 98 who threw a pie at Bill Gates face( do a search on this on google), its time Darl had some nice cream pie. Mmmmm

      I do not want to hurt him. Just humiliate him. Remember he can use his firearm legally agaisnt you if attacked. But now with a flying pie in front of the media during some Unix tradeshow, in front of the press.....

      Who's in?

    27. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > USA != world.

      True, most of us aren't afraid to go to football games yet.

    28. Re:Give me a break!! by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess if they were ICMP packets complying with RFC 1149, they probably would hurt if thrown hard...

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    29. Re:Give me a break!! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Assault Rifle != Tommy Gun.
      Assault Rifle != Machine Gun.

      So why are you so impressed by something that looks like a borgified Deer Rifle and has a larger magazine? You don't need a rifle of any sort if you are simply interested in spraying bullets in crowded urban areas.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    30. Re:Give me a break!! by XaosTX · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Correct, USA != world

      We may have litigious bastards, but we don't have to worry about an unstable government which leads to bloody military takeovers or dealing with martial law being enforced to keep the peace.

      As much as I d onot think that ours is the government that it should be (see U.S. Constitution), I still think it beats any other form out there today.

    31. Re:Give me a break!! by danila · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Okay, twit. I'll bite back.

      Acts of unmotivated violence prevalent across society is one thing. Extremely rare and unfortunate incidents are another. The killing of the Swedish PM by a menthally ill person with a long clinical history proved exactly the point the parent was making, that such violence is extremely uncommon in Sweden. Ditto for Finland that was shocked by the mall bombing in Helsinki last year.

      The USA is not the safest place in the world, whatever metric you choose. Far from the safest, actually...

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    32. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We also live in the kind of world where an extremely paranoid and ideologically driven CEO of a corporation might kill someone whom he thinks is a threat to his source of income. I'm not naming names, but when some CEO's start surrounding themselves with thugs and carrying weapons, it may only be a matter of time before he uses it on someone. At that point, simple closed-source-zealotry will have crossed the line into terrorism, and a crack down on all closed source advocates may be necessary to protect our way of life.

    33. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You mean to say that the US-system is better than for example the one in the netherlands? ha. haha. hahahahahahahahahah.

    34. Re:Give me a break!! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Wow, Godwin's Law strikes again...

    35. Re:Give me a break!! by Raagshinnah · · Score: 1

      you forgot "We live in a world where pedophiles roam free(after 2 weeks of community service anyways)" (quebec)

      or "We live in a world where you get sued for 5000$ if you kill someone, 750,000$ if you insult him, guess which one idiots pick?" (quebec)

    36. Re:Give me a break!! by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Go watch Bowling for Columbine.

      I'm one of those people who can't understand why some people in the US think they need guns to protect themselves from crime, and even the government. But I'd just like to share that link.

      --
      Irene KHAAAAAAN!
    37. Re:Give me a break!! by Kirby-meister · · Score: 1

      Honestly, you think the entire US is a gang warland? Naive, indeed. Prevalent? I'm sorry, I didn't get AK-47'd on my way to school like some others do in the Middle East. The bus that brought me back from a party didn't explode in a religious act to go to Heaven with the promise of a virgin harem. I wasn't shot just for breaking a rule "written" by a God but edited by humans.

      Maybe PARTS of the U.S. are unsafe, but on the whole I feel pretty safe walking the streets, speaking my voice, and believing my own beliefs.

    38. Re:Give me a break!! by techstar25 · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the world is that people are too goddamn paranoid. You can thank your television for that.

    39. Re:Give me a break!! by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      That's not true. I only have two Linux systems, but I do have over 20 guns. So my gun to linux ratio is 10:1. This isn't much
      different than my gun to Macintosh ratio (~6:1) and my gun to Doze box ratio (10:1). Now if we count dual boot systems things get kind of hinky...

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    40. Re:Give me a break!! by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1
      Assault Rifle != Tommy Gun.
      Assault Rifle != Machine Gun.

      So why are you so impressed by something that looks like a borgified Deer Rifle and has a larger magazine? You don't need a rifle of any sort if you are simply interested in spraying bullets in crowded urban areas.

      An AR-15 (or other "civilian" equivalent of a Military assault rifles) lack an automatic capability because there is a catch in the receiver. File off the catch and you have a machine gun. Generally speaking, civilian equivalents come from the same assembly lines as their military counterparts.

      Now, there are reasons why you wouldn't want to do this -- for one thing it's illegal for another the barrels are generally made of different materials (whereas an M-16 is designed to be fired continuously over a short period an AR-15 isn't, so a modified AR-15 may melt). However, there are enough web sites out there that specialize in informing people on how to mod their "civilian" assault rifles or even sell parts (i.e. Tapco.com), that I believe there is cause for concern that assault rifles are obtainable by civilians.

    41. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    42. Re:Give me a break!! by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1
      The more zealous the linux geek (in my 10-person sample), the more of a gun nut they are.

      That's recreational firearm enthusiast, you insensitive clod!

    43. Re:Give me a break!! by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1
      --

      My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    44. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Invoking Godwin when somebody calls someone else a Nazi is one thing. Invoking it for any mention of the history of Nazi Germany is quite another, and frankly I'm sick of it.

      Check out the link. The U.S. Gun Control Act of 1968 has text lifted directly from a Nazi gun control law, including the "sporting purpose" provision. I think this is a valid factual point to make, and there's no way to bring up this fact without mentioning Nazis.

      The site I linked to is a Jewish organization. Are Jews supposed to avoid all mention of Nazis? I think some of them might take exception to that idea.

    45. Re:Give me a break!! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Hate to rob you of your innocence, but it's a lousy world in a lot of ways.

      Yup, people don't know not to do things that would put them in fear for their lives anymore. Death is no longer an effective deterrant. (I.e. people haven't learned the lessons of not cutting people off in traffic, not blocking your fellow students' social advancement, being more selective over whom you date, and not suing over Linux.)

      You know what that means? It means that when the case is finally over, the high court may well sentence SCO to TORTURE!

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    46. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We live in the kind of world where you can be
      beaten or killed just for being precieved as
      gay or transgendered.

      We live in a world where some people will gut you
      for a quarter.

      We live in a world where you can be at another
      day in the office, and have a f**king huge plane
      full of kerosene smash right where you are sitting
      at, because the hijackers on board believe they
      will get 10,000 virgins to f**k in the afterlife
      if they do that.

      We live in a world where some kook will kill you
      at random.

      This world ain't safe, not by a long shot.

    47. Re:Give me a break!! by brocheck · · Score: 1

      While the M16A2 has a heavier barrel than the M16A1 neither weapons were designed to sustain full automatic fire. Even when the M16 did have full-automatic fire capability it wasn't really designed to fire more than a short burst.
      The reason the selector switch on the modern M16s is single shot and 3 round burst is a combination of that reason and the fact that studies found that in Vietnam soldiers would just spray and pray and we'd like our soldiers to atleast aim at an enemy, hopefully.

      I don't see a problem with automatic weapons in the hands of civilians in certain situations. In israel for example its not uncommon to go to the local armory and check out an Uzi if you're going to a dangerous area of town.

      --

      suddenly I feel very tired

    48. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I own an AR-15, and you're wrong on two points:

      1) The barrel of an AR-15 is no different from the barrel of an M-16. There are two barrels available, a "light" barrel corresponding to the original M16-A1, which did have overheating problems, and the "heavy" barrel from the M16-A2. My AR-15 has the heavy barrel.

      2) For most "assault rifles," it's much more difficult than you describe to convert to full-auto. For the AR-15, you have to replace six parts. Ownership of any one of those parts is equivalent under the law to owning an entire machine gun, and is a 10-year felony if you don't have a license for a machine gun. Some AR-15s, including those manufactured by Colt, have structural modifications that prevent the M-16 parts from fitting, which makes the conversion even more difficult.

      It's possible to buy those parts, but very unwise if you don't have the license, because the ATF is liable to track you down. If you have a machine shop, you could make them yourself, but then again, you could also make the entire machine gun. There are books with complete plans and instructions. But I don't think it's a good idea to outlaw machine shops.

      The "assault weapon ban" you see in the news just outlawed some rather minor but useful features, like having both a pistol grip (better ergonomics, same firepower) and a flash hider (keeps you from ruining night vision if you have to defend yourself in the dark). A recent study found that the law had no discernable effect on crime.

    49. Re:Give me a break!! by Ranten_N_Raven · · Score: 1

      Before THE NATIONAL FIREARMS ACT of 1934, any American could own darn near anything -- sawed-off shotguns, big & small machine guns, anti-tank weapons, the works! Absent some gangland murders (more due to prohibition) there weren't many problems.

      But, the government finally got the willies -- can't have them commoners with guns (gasp)!

      --

      READ the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the other amendments! http://lcweb2.loc.gov/const/const.html
    50. Re:Give me a break!! by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      In San Francisco, for example, where Darl claimed he had armed bodyguards inside the Moscone Center. Were they properly licensed in the City of SF?
      Seems to me it would be in Darl's interests to make sure they were, since it would avoid a lot of headaches. It's not like licensed bodyguards are that hard to find (assuming you've got the money to pay for them). Many of them are probably going to be active duty peace officers.
      --
      Breakfast served all day!
    51. Re:Give me a break!! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, clearly you don't understand Godwin's Law, which is:

      "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." (from The Jargon Dictionary)

      The key text being "a comparison *involving* Nazis or Hitler". And that's exactly what the previous poster did. Well, indirectly... the grandparent's link all but calls gun control supporters Nazis. Hell, they've got a lovely picture of Jews in a prison camp, and then attempt to link gun control with the death of Jews! How is this *not* an example of Godwin's Law in action?

      Oh, and BTW, early US rocket designs have elements directly lifted from Nazi rockets! The same rockets used to bomb London! Think of it!

    52. Re:Give me a break!! by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      Only 12 states recognize California's CCW permit. So even he or his bodyguards traveling armed to other states would probably be in violation. And good luck getting an out of state permit. Those are almost nonexistant.

    53. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, I understand Godwin's Law, and that it applies here. I'm saying I think it's too broad.

      JPFO does not call gun control supporters Nazis. It claims that gun control supporters are insufficiently acquainted with history.

    54. Re:Give me a break!! by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Oh, and BTW, early US rocket designs have elements directly lifted from Nazi rockets! The same rockets used to bomb London! Think of it!

      Perhaps that is because the early American rockets were built by the same guys who built the rockets which bombed London. In fact, the Saturn rocket (Apollo) owes its lineage directly to the V2.
    55. Re:Give me a break!! by danila · · Score: 1

      I was replying to a poster who purposefully misunderstood the grandparent, whose point was that certain forms of violence can be expected in the USA. Personally I think I have a relatively realistic image of the US and I don't base it on GTA games. :)

      Still, in some other countries (not in all, and not even in all European) certain forms of violence (especially murder) is less prevalent than in the US. A notable example is Japan, where murder is extremely rare. Scandinavian countries are another example. It doesn't mean violence doesn't exist there, but it means I would be extremely surprised to hear on the news that 2 Norwegian kids machinegunned their classmates in the school.

      P.S. This is not to be taken as an attack on the US or an insightful comment about guns, or violence, or murders, or anything else. This is primarily just a matter of perceptions, which are often wrong. Here are some stats on murder per capita rates

      http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/cri_mur_cap

      The United States is on the 23rd place in the world (0.05 per 1000), following some really wacky countries from third world and the former USSR. The United States has the highest murder per capita rate out of all developed countries. BTW, my country occupies a not so proud 5th place with 4 times as many murders (0.2 per 1000) as in the US.

      Very surprisingly, Finland is 29th with 0.03 per 1000 murders. France, Canada and Australia have 0.02 per 1000. Other developed countries appear to have 0.01 or lower.

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    56. Re:Give me a break!! by Bridge+Builder · · Score: 1

      LOL!!

      That was one of the funniest reads that I've had in a long time.

    57. Re:Give me a break!! by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      Actually, I prefer my own improvised explosive devices over my mass-produced firearms...

    58. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I think the chances that Darl McBride has received death threats


      Just wait until he goes after the mac users...

    59. Re:Give me a break!! by iiioxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      An AR-15 (or other "civilian" equivalent of a Military assault rifles) lack an automatic capability because there is a catch in the receiver. File off the catch and you have a machine gun.

      Okay, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. First of, that "catch" is called a disconnector. The purpose of the disconnector is to grab the hammer after a round has been fired and while the trigger is still depressed. The purpose of this is to prevent the hammer from cycling forward again until the bolt is securely seated in the chamber with a new round.

      Yes, on a fully automatic weapon, the disconnector is disengaged when the selector switch is set to Auto. HOWEVER, there is another part called the sear which serves the same purpose as the disconnector. The only difference between the disconnector and the sear, is that the sear is automatically released as the bolt is seated and the disconnector is not.

      Now, if someone decided to convert their semi-auto AR-15 to full auto by filing down the disconnector, they would in fact succeed in acquiring a fully automatic weapon. However, their success would be short-lived, as the weapon would be slam-firing. This means that because the bolt is not given time to fully seat, the round is being discharged as the bolt is seating into the chamber. This will create a fully automatic weapon that is prone to blowing up in the shooter's face.

      Not a real bright idea, eh?

      People who illegally convert weapons like this have a tendency to solve the problem themselves. The best part is, when they wake up in the hospital with half their face missing, they still get to look forward to ten years in a federal prison for violating the 1986 ban on manufacturing full auto weapons for civilian use (conversion == manufacture).

      Actual conversion of a semi-automatic AR-15 to a full-auto M16 requires the replacement of five specific parts, and the addition of a sixth (the sear). A factory AR-15 can accomodate all of the parts except the sear. However, to install the sear, the weapon requires significant re-milling (which itself requires proper tools and some very specific knowledge). Without the sear, you've got a fully automatic face-shredding federal firearms violation.

      So, despite what you may have seen on alarmist "news" reports or 60 Minutes specials on gun violence in America, it is neither easy to convert a civilian weapon to full auto, nor is it a rampant problem. If fact, if you read something other than Brady Foundation pamplets, you might find that before the 1994 Assault Weapon Ban, "assault weapons" were used in less than 2% of violent crimes in America (according to the FBI) and that rate has not changed in the 10 years since the ban went into affect. In other words, the law had no effect other than to infringe upon the rights of law-abiding U.S. citizens.

    60. Re:Give me a break!! by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 1

      Of course, compared to those other relatively homegenous and smaller countries, the US is really like several countries. I live in a highly prosperous medium-sized town surrounded by farmland, where any kind of violence is very rare. In inner-city DC, LA, or Miami, it's a fact of life.

      --
      THE NERD IS THE COMPUTER.
    61. Re:Give me a break!! by HermanZA · · Score: 1

      Darl should beware of the Penguin Liberation Front... plf.zarb.org

    62. Re:Give me a break!! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      No. It invokes Naziism and the terrible atrocities that occured in it's name in order to convince people that gun control is wrong. So, instead of providing solid, logical arguments why gun control is inappropriate (you know, statistics and other *evidence*), it does worse and attempts to use an emotional argument: "the Nazi's did it, and Nazi's killed Jews, therefore gun control killed Jews!".

      Sorry, but I give no credit to an organization who's willing to exploit the deaths of millions of Jews in order to further their own ends. It's immoral, and I will never listen to "arguments" put forth by such an organization. Frankly, the JFPO appears to be nothing more than a propaganda machine of the worst kind.

      Of course, it's nice of you to completely ignore my reference to the US rocketry program. This is another example of the US taking ideas from the Nazi regime and using it. But that's not bad, is it? Otherwise, we wouldn't have your beloved NASA. But, of course, rockets are good, and gun control is *baaad* (and, of course, double standards are good, too).

    63. Re:Give me a break!! by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      Based on my group of "nerd friends", I believe that carrying a gun and hiring a body guard are pretty ridiculous things for Darl to be doing.... for Example: How effective will a gun and a body guard be at stopping a stone launched from a trebuchet?

      --
      ... and in the DRM, bind them.
    64. Re:Give me a break!! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Quebec is barely fit to represent quebec. Don't take anything over there too seriously. They're obviously insane. :P

      --
      It's been a long time.
    65. Re:Give me a break!! by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You yankees have GOT to stop doing that!

      "The US is unsafe!!!" they say, and how do you respond? "We're safer than rwanda! We're even safer than communist china or the former soviet union! We're *EVEN* safer than post-war Iraq! We r0xx0rz!!!!!111one"

      If you're going to compare, compare at least to a country that isn't in the middle of a warzone or in the midst of anarchy and social turmoil, eh? You *ARE* part of the first world, you know!

      --
      It's been a long time.
    66. Re:Give me a break!! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      What I can't figure out is how Americans think that handguns and hunting rifles will be able to defeat the US military. Seriously, the Iraqi military was better equipped than that, and look where they are today. It's just the illusion of security and power.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    67. Re:Give me a break!! by primus_sucks · · Score: 1

      see this for US gun laws...

    68. Re:Give me a break!! by doorbot.com · · Score: 1
      Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month

      In classic Butch Cassidy style, McBride must bring a gun to a fist fight...

      From: http://www.internetweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtm l?articleID=10300893

      McBride says he and his company have become targets of both physical and virtual aggression. A man allegedly called his office to challenge him to a fistfight, he says. When McBride's secretary called back to get time and place, and the guy said he was just kidding.


      If he thinks he's such a tough guy, why does he need a firearm? Open Source Ninja Assassins (OSNA) out to get him?
    69. Re:Give me a break!! by myowntrueself · · Score: 0, Troll

      "USA != world."

      For now...

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    70. Re:Give me a break!! by frontloader · · Score: 1

      hmm, not sure how to put this any other way than "check your facts".. you'd be suprised how much firepower the nerds have ;).

      --
      - yummy rootbeer.
    71. Re:Give me a break!! by Ranten_N_Raven · · Score: 1
      We continue to need them for the same reason we always did: So we can kick out tyrants!

      The last time this was done was not the 1700s, either. Read about The Battle of Athens, Tennessee, for instance:
      As Recently As 1946, American Citizens Were
      Forced To Take Up Arms As A Last Resort
      Against Corrupt Government Officials.
      --

      READ the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the other amendments! http://lcweb2.loc.gov/const/const.html
    72. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But just the murder rates are not very telling.

      Look at the other crime statistics. For example, Australia has a very low murder rate yet they rank at or near the top of all sorts of other criminal activities (burglaries, stolen cars, rape, etc.). In fact the US doesn't seem so bad when you look at all the statistics. Although the Scandinavian countries do look good.

      Remind me never go to South Africa... damn, life must suck there.

    73. Re:Give me a break!! by SEE · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, then:

      We have a lower violent crime rate than England-Wales and a lower violent crime rate than Australia, according to the International Crime Victims Survey, conducted by Leiden University in the Netherlands.

      I mean, if you're going to compare the U.S. to other countries, your best choices would not just be other First World nations, but large ones that share similar legal systems, cultural traditions, and the like. Australia and Britain fit that well, and are more dangerous than the U.S. We must be doing something right . . .

    74. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Americans have no illusions that they can fight the U.S. military in pitched battle. That's just silly.

      Guerilla warfare is another matter. The Iraqis right now are fighting with nothing more than rifles, pistols, improvised explosives, and RPGs. The only one of these not currently available to motivated U.S. civilians is RPGs.

      Of course, the Iraqis aren't going to be forcibly throwing the U.S. out anytime soon, but they are inflicting enough casualties to cause significant political problems for the president. That's all a guerilla fighter is aiming for: causing a loss of political will to fight.

      And that's in Iraq, where Americans don't get upset if our military blows up civilian buildings and people, and where the guys in the military aren't blowing up their own countrymen. Pull that kinda crap at home, you'll get defections, and a whole lot more ticked-off Americans. You lose political support completely, and there are enough firearms in this country to arm just about everyone.

      I sure wouldn't want to be a grunt in that situation. You're fighting people without uniforms, who can just drop their guns and walk away. If you go ahead and kill them, you'll kill some noncombatants, and create more enemies when their relatives come back for revenge. That's why guerilla movements tend to win in the end.

    75. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Suppose Congress passed a law saying all Jews must wear armbands. Would you invoke Godwin if I said the Nazis did that? Would you say I'm using foolish emotional arguments?

      The JPFO has books full of statistics. One of them examines the six biggest genocides of the 20th century. Every one of them was preceded by disarmament of the victims. More people in the 20th century were killed by their own goverments than by war. The number of people killed by (non-government) criminals is tiny in comparison.

      It's not an emotional argument, it's a realistic and logical one. The Jews were easily killed because they were first disarmed. The Nazis would have had a much tougher time if the midnight knock was answered by gunfire. If you doubt this, read up on the Warsaw resistance.

      The JPFO has but one end, and that's to make damn sure that the Holocaust never happens again. Suppressing discussion of what happened is not going to prevent it happening again. Learning from mistakes, that's how to keep from repeating them.

      I ignored your rocket analogy because it's stupid. Using Nazi engineering is quite different from using Nazi law. By your argument, since we use rockets, we would be hypocrites if we had a problem with armbands.

    76. Re:Give me a break!! by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Moderately.

      Trebuchets and similar weapons (all the way up to modern indirect fire weapons like the Howitzer) are subject to such a massive number of variables, that aiming for a single person is likely to result in at least one miss.

      Assuming that the geeks don't get lucky, the trainded bodyguard will, after a massive rock suddenly destroy's Darl's car, move Darl to a safer location while he looks for the spotter wearing a badly swen tunic.

      On the plus side, this confrontation will be good in the same way that SCO taking the GPL to court will be good. Instead of copyleft being given solid legal testing, the question of modern small arms against medieval plate will be put to the test.

      (Though I'm no expert, I wager that a good breastplate can stop a 9mm from a hundred yards away.)

    77. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      First, converting an AR-15 to a M-16 safely is a hell of a lot more complicated than just filing the catch, and you run a good risk of ruining the weapon in the process.

      Second, fully automatic fire, in assault rifle calibers, is not any more effective than semiautomatic -- with the sole exception of cases where you need supressive fire. That is, unless you're going to be on a battlefield with somebody trying to shoot you, it's pointless to bother with the conversion; it's a lot less effort and a lot safer to just repeatedly pull the trigger.

      Third, no, you don't have a machine gun, you have an assault rifle. Different weapons, different purposes; machine guns are capable of sustained automatic fire, assault rifles (even military-issue ones) are not.

      Fourth, you can convert even a bolt-action rifle into a automatic weapon with the tools available in any Home Depot. Israelis in 1948, with nothing more than one dentist drill and some hand tools, converted old Turkish bolt action rifles into two submachineguns per rifle.

    78. Re:Give me a break!! by jackbird · · Score: 1
      I don't see a problem with automatic weapons in the hands of civilians in certain situations. In israel for example its not uncommon to go to the local armory and check out an Uzi if you're going to a dangerous area of town.

      Not exactly civilians in the stateside sense of the word. The whole country has been through the army, is a member of the reserves, and has trained on those weapons.

    79. Re:Give me a break!! by jelle · · Score: 1

      "USA != world."

      That what you said, not what the poster said.

      The term "World" does not have to mean the entire planet. For many people the world is the kind of place the poster describes. Likewise, in the world of chemistry, everybody agrees that totally pure water is made of H2O, but in the world of religion you will find people who require some additional properties for water to be considered totally pure.

      One of the definitions of world in the Webster dictionary of English: "In a more restricted sense, that part of the earth and its concerns which is known to any one, or contemplated by any one; a division of the globe, or of its inhabitants; human affairs as seen from a certain position, or from a given point of view; also, state of existence; scene of life and action; as, the Old World; the New World; the religious world; the Catholic world; the upper world; the future world; the heathen world."

      --
      --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
    80. Re:Give me a break!! by jelle · · Score: 1

      "but it means I would be extremely surprised to hear on the news that 2 Norwegian kids machinegunned their classmates in the school."

      World-wide, there are many deadly school murders by students, including in low-crime countries such as Japan.

      How about when an eight year old shoots at a school in Germany? Or an expelled student killing 18 in a school in Germany?

      It happens everywhere, but that doesn't mean it doesn't tend to happen more often in countries where it's easier for kids to get their hands on deadly weapons.

      --
      --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
    81. Re:Give me a break!! by GSloop · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I suspect you're right about the technical difficulties about converting an "assult style" weapon to fully automatic.

      What does bug me, is the NRA claiming that virtually ANY weapon is legal under nearly any conditions. I don't own a gun, and probably never will, but I do respect your liberty to own one.

      What bugs me most is that the NRA doesn't seem able to accept any reasonable restrictions on any firearm. Gun show loopholes are huge and ought to be closed. "Street-sweeper" drum fed shotguns don't have any real legitimate purpose. It seems the NRA (and like supporters) can't see or accept any middle-ground that might eliminate weapons or practices that are clearly taking people's lives. (Such as the small percentage of gun shops that sell guns to the large percentage of people who commit crimes. [The 80/20 rule.])

      Accept and *promote* some real curbs on the abuses, and people like me would be lots more willing to take your side and protect your right. When it's just outrageous in it's protect every square millimeter at every cost, be dammed the cost, you lose the support that I'd be glad to give in votes etc.

      (Rant off)

      Cheers,
      Greg

    82. Re:Give me a break!! by FartKnox · · Score: 0

      FortKnox touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his SLASHDOT CRUISER and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told josh the city would not approve of an M$ CHRISTIAN ZEALOT touching an underage kid for free.

      it doesn't help at all that FortKnox has been strung out after touching everyone's junk. he can hardly see straight after touching Jesus' diseased junk. how is he possibly going to explain this to the church when he doesnt help the next SCO in distress? they'll make him drop trou in front of the whole Holy Hosts again. there it is. the pope just called and asked why Mariotti hasn't responded. FortKnox has to go.

    83. Re:Give me a break!! by dbIII · · Score: 1
      if a woman dumps a guy she's not into anymore and he takes it kinda hard, she can find herself in fear of her life.
      There's a few orders of magnitude of emotional difference here - sadly statistics say this happens a lot. if one driver cuts off another on a Los Angeles freeway, that person can find himself in fear of his lifeThere's been studies published on this - people really do see their cars as extensions of themselves, and road rage has been around for a while - it's a major plot point of Oeidopus Rex.

      A few years ago I got to see a bit of nasty campus politics, where someone told the student union president to go stick their head in a garbage disposal. This was actually reported to the police as a death threat to make the trainee politician look important. I suspect something similar is being blown out of proportion by Darl to get attention.

      I have a friend who is a lawyer that is involved in cases of recoving money from people. He has had a lot of people tell him that they will kill him - a lot of people talk like that when they get angry. He doesn't fear for his life. Just because Darl lives in a place with a lot of handguns doesn't mean that someone annoyed about a dodgy deal is going to kill him.

    84. Re:Give me a break!! by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      In the case of Ireland, the Protestant/Catholic conflict isn't really one of religious dogma. It's more that the Catholics believe the Protestants all get the best jobs, the most money and the most power. This goes back to William of Orange beating James II (exiled Catholic King of England)at the Battle of the Boyne and turning Ireland into a province of Britain. The Protestants were obviously the ruling class in this province.

      --
      When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
    85. Re:Give me a break!! by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 0
      We live in the kind of world where if the country next door decides they don't like your ethnicity, they feel justified in invading your country and killing the lot of you.

      They don't even need to be next door, they just have to own oil.

    86. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We live in the kind of world where...."

      no mate, you live in the kind of NATION where....

      Nowhere else has that level of firearm possession.

    87. Re:Give me a break!! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Suppose Congress passed a law saying all Jews must wear armbands. Would you invoke Godwin if I said the Nazis did that? Would you say I'm using foolish emotional arguments?

      No, because that's clearly an example of racial discrimination. Now please take your straw man and go home.

      The JPFO has books full of statistics. One of them examines the six biggest genocides of the 20th century. Every one of them was preceded by disarmament of the victims.

      Don't be an idiot. Genocides are often preceeded by disarmament (obviously... if you're gonna mass murder people, it's easier if they don't have guns). That doesn't mean that disarmament automatically leads to genocide. It's called Modus Ponens... read up on it.

      The JPFO has but one end, and that's to make damn sure that the Holocaust never happens again.

      And gun control laws will automatically lead to a second holocaust? Gotcha.

      Using Nazi engineering is quite different from using Nazi law. By your argument, since we use rockets, we would be hypocrites if we had a problem with armbands.

      Absolutely. Presumably, you support NASA, but don't support gun control. Therefore, I call you a hypocrite, since both are (supposedly) rooted in Naziism. Similarly, if you supported arm bands for Jews, but not gun control, I would also call you a hypocrite. How is this confusing?

    88. Re:Give me a break!! by iiioxx · · Score: 1

      What does bug me, is the NRA claiming that virtually ANY weapon is legal under nearly any conditions. ... What bugs me most is that the NRA doesn't seem able to accept any reasonable restrictions on any firearm.

      I think what you are failing to understand is that criminals do not obey gun laws. By definition, only law-abiding citizens obey laws. If you ban assault weapons, or automatic weapons, or drum-fed shotguns, or fruit-flavored bubblegun, the only people who will obey the ban are people who obey laws. And they aren't the ones you are worried about having firearms in the first place.

      A criminal who has decided to rob a bank, or a terrorist who has decided to hold a schoolbus full of children hostage, is not going to say "gee, I wish I could use an automatic weapon but they're illegal. I'd better use a bolt-action hunting rifle instead, or I might get in trouble." If you've decided that you're prepared to commit murder, what do you care about a federal firearms violation?

      Of course, gun control advocates offer up the premise that by making something illegal to possess, you can get it off the street and out of the hands of criminals. Yes, because that has worked so well for cocaine.

      I also think that your view of the NRA's politics is somewhat skewed. I'm an NRA member, and I can tell you that the NRA is not about the complete abolition of gun laws. The NRA has the position that the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States guarantees the right of individual citizens to keep and possess firearms, and that this right should not be infringed. However, the NRA also takes the position that the term "the People" should be interpretted to mean the law-abiding, adult populance, and not *anyone* (as in criminals, the insane, children, etc). The NRA clearly advocates reasonable measures to prevent criminals from obtaining firearms, provided that these measures do not infringe upon the rights of law-abiding citizens.

      Gun show loopholes are huge and ought to be closed.

      The "gun show loophole" is a mythical boogie-man that gun control advocates like to flog from time to time to get headlines. Gun laws vary from state to state, but any sale that takes place at a gun show has to obey the laws of the state where it takes place. For example, in my state it is legal for an individual to sell a longgun (rifle/shotgun) to another individual without an exchange of paperwork. However, the sale of a handgun requires that the buyer present a handgun purchase permit, and that the seller maintain that permit with a record of sale. This law applies whether the sale takes place at a gun show, or in my livingroom. In one of my neighboring states, any firearm can be sold between individuals without an exchange of paperwork. This isn't a loophole, it's the just the law in that state.

      "Street-sweeper" drum fed shotguns don't have any real legitimate purpose.

      "Street-sweeper" is one of those sensationalist labels the media uses to grab audience. Any magazine-fed firearm, be it hunting rifle or an assault weapon can be "drum-fed". A drum is just a high-capacity magazine. As to legitimate, define that term. To me, any law-abiding, non-criminal purpose is "legitimate". If I want to load up 50 shells in a drum mag and go shoot at popups on the range with my shotgun because it's fun, isn't that a legitimate use?

      It seems the NRA (and like supporters) can't see or accept any middle-ground that might eliminate weapons or practices that are clearly taking people's lives.

      Are you aware that the annual number of firearms-related deaths in the United States is roughly a quarter of the number of deaths attributed to highway traffic accidents, and less than that of several childhood diseases? Or that over 90% of all persons (both shooter and victim) involved in a non-police shooting have a prior criminal record? The problem is not one of dangerous weapons in the hands of ordin

    89. Re:Give me a break!! by XaosTX · · Score: 1
      Fine, you want comparisons with other First World countries? Would Britain and Australia be good enough for you?

      If so, then you might want to look at this article which shows that Britain, Australia top U.S. in violent crime. Or better yet, look up the statistics yourself on the respective governments' websites. Just google it like other researchers.

      It seems that many people have a knee-jerk reaction to hating the US in the same way many posters on /. have a reaction to Microsoft products. When you start looking at the real facts and take into account a larger view of the situation, sometimes you find that your enemy is not the vilified demon that public opinion (or propaganda) has made him out to be.

    90. Re:Give me a break!! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU. all I wanted was to see the US compare itself to a country that wasn't a wreck, as it's citizens are so inclined to do. Your ranting makes it seem like an unreasonable request.

      and get over yourself. I know america, I know americans. First-hand. Frankly, you're completely ignorant about what makes most of the world hate the US. Even before all this war business, the US was NOT on the list of most loved countries out there, especially in places where american tourists visit. You know what? You can complain and argue all you want, your emmisaries are ignorant rednecks who seem to go out of their way to prove that the american stereotype is 100% true. For christs sake, I won't even be believed if I sew my countries flag to my backpack anymore, because your fucking asshole countrymen started realizing that tourists from my country were treated better(because we're quiet, respectful, and generally better informed about the world -- don't argue, these are the facts whether you like them or not), and many now sew MY countries flag onto their bags, to get away from the image they've created for THEMSELVES. So you know what? Keep preaching about this so-called propoganda and shit that you think has destroyed your world image, and go to your protests against the Calgary seal hunt, and don't forget to ask whether the pumps at the gas stations in Australia are in American funds, because whining about how bad you've got it while ruining your countries reputation, and using canadian flags to try to escape that same reputation while acting the same way to inadvertently attack another countries world reputation is the AMERICAN WAY, so by all means, go ahead, but stop bitching that the would reputation of americans isn't your fault. The truth is, most foreigners have better things to do than obsess about whatever you think causes the international disregard for americans(before 9/11 is was "oh, they just hate us because they're jealous of our mighty country"), so they just have experience with loudmouth, ignorant, pushy, arrogant americans as their experience with americans.

      Imagine that, people forming an opinion based on experience...tell me, should we disregard that too?

      --
      It's been a long time.
    91. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In school we called it a necessary but not sufficient condition. A does not imply B, but Not A implies Not B. Skipping your vaccinations doesn't mean you'll die of polio, it just means you can die of polio. In the same way, guns in civilian hands are an inoculation against murderous government.

      One factor counts because it's racist, another doesn't because it's not? Why is racism the only historical factor you're willing to look at? Why are Nazi comparisons okay when they relate to racism, but not when they relate to other things the Nazis did which were just as essential to their murderous ways?

      Suppose we talk about Stalin instead? He wasn't so discriminating when it came to race. Didn't really have that in common with Hitler, but they both disarmed their victims. So which factor is more important? You're assuming that racism is the only important root of genocide, ignoring evidence to the contrary.

      Interesting to bring up race, though, since if you look at the history, you find a lot of state gun laws in the U.S. were motivated by racism. (Prior to 1934, there were no federal gun laws.)

      You gotta be trolling me on the rocket thing. Some ideas are good, some are bad, and the source of the ideas is not the only determining factor.

    92. Re:Give me a break!! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      In the same way, guns in civilian hands are an inoculation against murderous government.


      Hardly. Do you really think the Jews could have defended themselves against the Nazis, who had machine guns, amongst other things? Please... an armed populace does not stop the government from doing as they please... it just makes the job slightly more difficult. And only just slightly.

      One factor counts because it's racist, another doesn't because it's not?

      That's not what I said. You asked me if I'd support arm bands for Jews. I said no because it's racist. I should have also mentioned that no good can come from such an action, so of course I would oppose it.

      Gun control laws, OTOH, can do a great deal of good... last I checked, there were a *lot* of firearm-related fatalities in the US which might be prevented with stricter gun control laws.

      You're assuming that racism is the only important root of genocide, ignoring evidence to the contrary.

      Bah. You're putting words in my mouth. I never made any connection (exclusive or otherwise) between racism and genocide. I simply said arm bands for Jews is a clearly racist idea and one which can never be justified.

      You gotta be trolling me on the rocket thing. Some ideas are good, some are bad, and the source of the ideas is not the only determining factor.


      So then gun control laws cannot be evil simply because the Nazi regime employed them, correct? The problem is, that's what the JPFO wants you to believe. They use the Nazi connection and say "See! The Nazis did it, so it's bad!". But that's clearly a false connection, based on what you just said. And before you say that the gun control laws were (supposedly) used to suppress Jews (making them bad), keep in mind, rockets were used to kill many a Londoner, as well... the point is that if an idea/concept/technology is used for evil, that doesn't mean it can't do good, either. Arm bands for Jews is clearly something which can never do any good... gun control, OTOH, is not the same at all.

    93. Re:Give me a break!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      might be prevented with stricter gun control laws

      Or might not. Statistically, the case is awfully weak. In Australia, England, and every state in the U.S., there's been a decided tendency for murder rates to increase after gun control laws are made more strict.

      Do you really think the Jews could have defended themselves against the Nazis, who had machine guns, amongst other things?

      As I mentioned, read up on the Warsaw Resistance. The Jews in Warsaw did exactly that. Starting with a couple dozen firearms, they held off the German army for a month.

      In the end, the Germans gave up and burned the city. But there's a limit to how many of your own cities you can burn.

    94. Re:Give me a break!! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Or might not. Statistically, the case is awfully weak. In Australia, England, and every state in the U.S., there's been a decided tendency for murder rates to increase after gun control laws are made more strict.

      Funny, this this table (which contains data for quite a number of countries around the world) tells a much different (and complicated) story. Which just goes to show that the issue is not so nearly cut and dried as you seem to think.

      As I mentioned, read up on the Warsaw Resistance. The Jews in Warsaw did exactly that. Starting with a couple dozen firearms, they held off the German army for a month.

      In the end, the Germans gave up and burned the city.


      First of all, I conceed that people can, for a small time, defend themselves against the government, assuming the circumstances are right. However, in the end, the government will win. Why? Resources, plain and simple.

      Now, about burning down Warsaw, it appears you may be overstating things. According to this, they simply burned down the houses in the Warsaw Ghetto, not the entire city... something I'm sure the Nazis were willing to do to any Jewish ghetto, if necessary.

    95. Re:Give me a break!! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Where do you come up with this crap?

      An M-16 was designed to be a lowend sniper rifle. Soldiers and Marines are taught to use it as such. An M-16 is intended to be used in much the same way that a deer rifle would be. The soldier is simply relieved of the inconvenience of futzing with a bolt.

      More than just psuedo-civilian infantry rifles can be converted to fully automatic operation. More than just infantry rifles can be used to spray bullets under semi-automatic operation.

      The M-16 hasn't been a fully automatic weapon since the Vietnam War when it was determined that there was no military use for same.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  11. Dangerous nerds by Ligur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, better arm yourself with weapons, `cause you never know what those violent GTA-playing maniacs might do...

    --
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  12. If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
    So the next time some unwashed Unix zealot approached me I could bust a cap in him before the stench reached me.

    Okay now that I've attracted ire from everyone without a sense of humor; It makes perfect sense for him to say that. SCO's success hinges on making people feel sorry for them. Making people feel sorry for Darl because he "has" to carry a gun is a big step in the right direction (along those lines) and most of the sheeple will fall for it, because they don't know the real story. Bravo, Darl, good work. See you in hell.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by SewersOfRivendell · · Score: 1
      Dunno. Those who understand psychology will see the paranoid schizophrenia inherent in Darl's comments and behavior and pity him for that reason. But it won't have any impact on their feelings or lack thereof about the SCO case.

      I think everyone else just assumes he's a crybaby.

    2. Re:If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      hell?? you mean darl will be there???

      DAMN!"!!!!!"!"!"!"!

      anyone got a good sale on heaven passes? I wasn't too intrested before but I got some limits I've set for the afterlife!

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    3. Re:If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by timbit · · Score: 1

      You think you're gonna see him in hell? I'm sorry, I was under the impression that there was a special SCO hell made just for him and his lawyers. You know, a place where suing and lying to investors is not allowed...

    4. Re:If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      SCO's success hinges on making people feel sorry for them.

      In other words, SCO is the computer equivalent of Palestinians. Replace suicide bombings with suicide press releases, and SCO has a lot in common with them.

    5. Re:If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hell?? you mean darl will be there???

      Are you kidding? He's in bed with the owner.

    6. Re:If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In SCO hell, IBM sues YOU over property that doesn't belong to them. Well, sues SCO. So much for yet another stupid ripoff of an overplayed joke.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    7. Re:If I were Darl, I'd carry a gun, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be a bit inflammatory, but the dude does have a good point here.

  13. Armed bodyguard? by YetAnotherLogin · · Score: 5, Funny

    He must know about ESR.

    1. Re:Armed bodyguard? by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Comrade Raymond is smart enough to have a minion do stuff like that;)
      Seriously though, I think this is just some more spin to help bolster SCOX. He's not the first neurotic guy in the public eye to beg for sympathy.

      --
      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    2. Re:Armed bodyguard? by cmowire · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The way I see it, the last thing you want is to destroy the livelyhood and creative output of a bunch of nerds.

      First, we take it personally in ways that other industries who have had attempts to destroy them haven't. Taking the pickaxe away from a coal miner or the torch away from a welder at an auto plant is one thing. Taking the paints away from an artist or the code away from the programmers is another thing.

      Second, there are enough geeks who have varried interests in firepower. There's ESR and his "Geeks with guns". There's all of the crazy flamethrowers, flame cannons, high voltage tesla coils, etc. from the burner contingent.

      Third, we won't be stopped if you take away our weapons. A gas grill and some machine tools can be turned into a variety of interesting weapons.

      Fourth, we have been accumulating this knowlege ever since we found the Anarchist's Cookbook on the local BBS, so restricting further flows of information won't stop us. We have brother geeks in the other engineering fields to draw on as sympathizers. In fact, DeCSS has shown that the more you try to restrict the flow of information, the more folks who may not have cared otherwise now want to help share it.

      Fifth, we understand the system better than some of the other displaced groups. The Detroit auto-workers would take out their agression by buying a Honda and publically smashing it. We do not have political ability, but I have no doubts that the angry nerds of the world will be able to pick the right targets.

      What's preventing this from happening? Well, right now, there's still a promise on the horizon. People remember the last boom-bust cycles, the last time stuff was outsourced and we were still able to find jobs. Our hacker projects have kept us from blowing up at OS/360 and Microsoft and VMS because there *was* something that we could work on. Take that away, and we'll show all of the other groups that have used terror how things are really done.

      Having said that, I think that everybody is currently more interested in Darl being a failed businessman (And indicental picker-up-of-the-soap) than dead. Because, overall, that's just more fun.

    3. Re:Armed bodyguard? by 3Cats · · Score: 4, Funny

      .... In fact, DeCSS has shown that the more you try to restrict the flow of information, the more folks who may not have cared otherwise now want to help share it.

      "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

      :-D

      3C

    4. Re:Armed bodyguard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I see it, the last thing you want is to destroy the livelyhood and creative output of a bunch of nerds.

      Yep, all those developers who work for free on Linux might actually have to apply their talent to a paying job for a change.

      Third, we won't be stopped if you take away our weapons. A gas grill and some machine tools can be turned into a variety of interesting weapons.

      Did you know that by combining equal parts of frozen orange juice concentrate and gasoline you can make napalm?

    5. Re:Armed bodyguard? by jedidiah · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nevermind sniping.

      The much maligned M16 can be used to kill enemies 500 yards away or more. That's what you can do with a mediocre sniper rifle. If someone really wanted to kill Darl, Darl would never see it coming. His gunslingers can't stop it or even hunt down those responsible (if they know what they're doing).

      Darl's kidding himself if he thinks that he can prevent assassination if he's really pissed people off that much.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    6. Re:Armed bodyguard? by gregorio · · Score: 1
      Third, we won't be stopped if you take away our weapons. A gas grill and some machine tools can be turned into a variety of interesting weapons.
      Sorry, but don't count me in. I want respect both physical and psychological integrity of every human been, no matter what their ideology is.
    7. Re:Armed bodyguard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > What's preventing this from happening?

      Maybe the fact that most nerds are decent human beings?

      There is no need to resort to violence, as ultimately the human race is good and the truth will win through (ie. SCO & Co. lose). Darl may be fighting the "big" fight, but we are fighting the good fight.

    8. Re:Armed bodyguard? by Performer+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Leave out the "we"s and speak for yourself.

      Coders are a bunch of badasses? ... Riiiiight.

      Misfits maybe but you can't have it both ways, you can't gripe about persecution after Columbine then gloat over your dysfunctional sociopath reputation when it suits you.

      You ain't a gangster, up the Lithium dosage dude.

    9. Re:Armed bodyguard? by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      "Second, there are enough geeks who have varried interests in firepower. There's ESR and his "Geeks with guns". There's all of the crazy flamethrowers, flame cannons, high voltage tesla coils, etc. from the burner contingent."

      You say that as if the two sets are disjoint. My combustion potato cannons (metered MAPP gass with electric ignition) and firecraker shotgun rounds say they are not.

      Also need to add archery into the mix, up to 90 meters accurately and QUIET :)

      --
      ------- Sorry about the spelling, I suffer from two problems. Dyslexia makes it difficult to spell well, lazy makes it
    10. Re:Armed bodyguard? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Neither is some "art" (as you used the term).

      It's all in the eye of the beholder.

      A well written, elegant piece of code can be regarded, and probably will be, as art - meaning a beautiful creation - by those with the knowledge to appreciate it. So how exactly is this different from "art" as you used it?

      I remember, many, many years ago, first seeing a couple of the more advanced sort routines out there. The one I'm thinking of was a quicksort - and it took my breath away. (Mind you, this was a *long* time ago :)

      I regarded it as art for it's simplicity and elegance, compared to what I was using at the time. This kind of epiphany happens a lot in the coding world.

      Hell, for that matter, the first time I understood special relativity was no different. I still regard it as a brilliant piece of outside-box thinking and creative genius, built on prior work or no.

      Oh, and if you think recipes can't be art, you're eating at McDonald's too much :) A delicious, visually enticing, and subtle dish is very much an art form. Ask any food snob :)

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    11. Re:Armed bodyguard? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      So if some thug rapes your sister, kills your pets, and burns your house, because his ideology is "What is yours belongs to me" are you still going to respect his integrity?

      I'm not trolling, I just find your worldview to be extremely naive, and hope that it doesn't change the hard way. Peace and love is all great, and some of the world lives that way. Some lives the other extreme. Some of the world just doesn't give a fuck about what you think. That's the way it is.

      I had a friend once who was murdered by a one of the 2nd type of people. I was in the courtroom when this representative of the human race was tried and convicted. Sorry, I cannot and will never have any respect for his "physical or psychological integrity". He's a piece of gutter scum, pure and simple, and being that it was not by any means his first offense, had proved that to the world.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    12. Re:Armed bodyguard? by GSloop · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      **THINKPAD***

      No windows key?

      On the A31, R40, R50 and most other recent ones, go into the IBM key configuration. There's an option to set the Rt Alt key as a "windows" key.

      Frankly, IMHO the thinkpads kick almost any other laptop into the ground for useability and durability. (But I do agree about some of the trask software. Just use what works.)

      BTW, I've had a T20, A31, and now R50.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    13. Re:Armed bodyguard? by morgajel · · Score: 1

      all he really has to worry about is the potato flying at him at 400 feet per second from a quarter mile away.

      if a crazy geek attacks, that last thing it's gonna be is a bullet- we're more creative than that.

      --
      Looking for Book Reviews? Check out Literary Escapism.
    14. Re:Armed bodyguard? by gregorio · · Score: 1
      So if some thug rapes your sister, kills your pets, and burns your house, because his ideology is "What is yours belongs to me" are you still going to respect his integrity?
      No, I would not, he crossed the line between ideas and physical violence.
      Do you have any example that doesn't quote physical violence?
    15. Re:Armed bodyguard? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      You're right. We're not gangsters. We are L337 64N6S7A, D06. All your bling-bling are belong to us, and all that shit.

    16. Re:Armed bodyguard? by cmowire · · Score: 1

      This is very true.

      Currently, the geeks of the world are interested in fighting the good fight. I did not propose a vision of the future, merely a potential vision of the future that might happen if there is no good fight left for us to take.

    17. Re:Armed bodyguard? by cmowire · · Score: 1

      I'm very sory for misspeaking. Please spare me from the rain of spuds. ;)

    18. Re:Armed bodyguard? by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Thank you from getting my point. ;)

      There's a marked difference between a guy with a sniper rifle a quarter mile away and a guy who launches a pumpkin from a quarter mile away and then welds a penguin to the hood of your limo. The second one is far more menacing, far more creative, and shows that we aren't going to stoop that low.

    19. Re:Armed bodyguard? by cmowire · · Score: 1

      See, Columbine has nothing to do with geekdom. The Columbine folks were messed up kids in general.

      My point is not that geekdom is a bunch of sociopaths. Far from it, as geeks are usually content to put up with mistreatment and try to argue things out instead of going radical with guns. We haven't even unionized. My point is, if the revolution comes and geeks are stretched too far, we'll make things real interesting.

    20. Re:Armed bodyguard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why must everybody post a reply to my signature? Why can't they click the "Email" link on my webpage and harass me via e-mail instead. Much less likely to lose karma points for being offtopic.

      My T30 has no key configuration options. I'm not sure if it would be useful to do, because I'm accustomed to having the alt and windows keys underneath my left thumb.

      IBM sometimes makes durable products. But the DeathStor hard drive troubles, the various hardware troubles with the T30, and the long lineage of really wretched crap from their UI research group shows that there's problems.

    21. Re:Armed bodyguard? by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'm not referring to the incident itself, I'm referring to the alleged persecution of geeks afterwards and the endless prose written here about that. The whole John Katz "Hellmouth" thing that ran for months here afterwards. If you don't know what I'm talking about just move along and save your comments. Look for John Katz & Hellmouth if you want to know the context of my remarks.

  14. Computer Associates by savagedome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Check out the update at Yahoo.

    From the article, The Islandia, N.Y., company, one of the biggest makers of corporate software, said that although it signed the licenses, it didn't pay for them -- and never would

    Signed but not paid???

    1. Re:Computer Associates by eddy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, Center7 via Canopy gave licenses away for PR. I'd guess. The interesting thing is; Does this pierce the corporate veil, if CA Center7 -> Canopy -> SCO where now somehow CA are SCO-customers? That's what I want to know.

      That is, if SCO goes under with debt, then Canopy should have to open their coffers for IBM/RedHat/et.al.

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    2. Re:Computer Associates by shrubya · · Score: 3, Insightful
      There's a simple explanation: CA bought licenses for UnixWare, and SCO unilaterally tossed a stack of "Linux licenses" into the deal. CA didn't pay for them, because CA didn't even know they were getting them.

      Now SCO is playing it like CA caved in to the extortion, but in reality CA is merely a little stupid (for buying anything from SCO).

    3. Re:Computer Associates by shrubya · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oops, spoke too quickly. CA actually did know they were getting Linux licenses, but they didn't pay extra for them.

    4. Re:Computer Associates by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      Is that like agreeing to the clickthrough liscence on warez?

    5. Re:Computer Associates by avdp · · Score: 1

      CA may be stupid (I wouldn't know) but they didn't have much of a choice about buying stuff from SCO. It was part of a lawsuit settlement.

  15. Contracts? SCO? What did you expect? by gordguide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article:
    " ... Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected." ..."

    Like, SCO can read, understand, or comply with a contract; that they can be relied upon to disclose factual information, and that they're not in a media war. Give me a break. What the hell did you expect?

    1. Re:Contracts? SCO? What did you expect? by arkanes · · Score: 4, Funny

      AH! But if they DIDN'T pay the seven figures, then it wouldn't be discussing the settlement to say that they did!

    2. Re:Contracts? SCO? What did you expect? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Ya know, I feel sorry for some of these companies. They may not be as large, or cannot afford a lawsuit that SCO is willing to pay out, so they are basically forced to settle and save a few bucks. SCO would probably claim these companies paid for their license as a move toward the righteous path; I at least think it is a move away from the barral of the gun. But who says SCO cares about agreements and licenses? -A

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    3. Re:Contracts? SCO? What did you expect? by drachenfyre · · Score: 1

      Thats because it was 9 figures including the decimal point and stuff there after. Thats a whole two orders of magnitude of exaggeration.

    4. Re:Contracts? SCO? What did you expect? by dinog · · Score: 1
      Oh, they forgot to mention that the seven figures is only if calculated in Turkish Lira.

      1,000,000 Turkish Lira = approx. 0.76 US dollars, or 0.61 Euros.

      Dean G.

  16. In for a penny, in for a pound by dacarr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, the fact remains, he started making bogus allegations about a particular social group.

    Now I'm not one to make threats (instead, I just tell him to put up or shut up), but in any social group, there will be those who will feel the need to take extreme measures against a threat, be it real or perceived.

    --
    This sig no verb.
  17. can they get their money back? by microcars · · Score: 5, Insightful
    from the article:

    Along with the PR backlash, Marsh said he is also disappointed that SCO officials have spoken to media outlets about the financial terms of the contract between SCO and EV1.

    "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction."

    so now they can sue SCO and get their money back!

    --
    I like microcars
    1. Re:can they get their money back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since EV1 paid money specifically to stay out of court, I think SCO is safe. Although it would be funny.

    2. Re:can they get their money back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Seems a very gullible company.

      Can we all sue and get our $699 for each server they run?

      If I had any IP, they're the first ones I'd call.

    3. Re:can they get their money back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think those sort of contracts should be illegal, that is the once forcing one side not to discuss the contract. What are companies hiding?

    4. Re:can they get their money back? by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

      No, they can't. SCO stated that the licenses were of a 7-figure value. Not that EV1 paid seven figures for them. Since SCO values these licenses at $699, if they gave EV1 14,500 licenses, even for a measly ten bucks for the whole lot, that would be of the value of the aforementioned sum. It's even more funny because EV1 can't say what they actually paid, according to the contract, while SCO is allowed to suggest ridiculous amounts of dough. Poor EV1, they thought they had a good deal...

    5. Re:can they get their money back? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Gullible? Are you ignoring the MicroSoft connection?

      We don't know the details, but somehow recently EV1 became popular enough with MS to be use on their web site as a demonstration of how good they were. Used in a way that could be construded as a paid advertisement (considering the current "product placement" approach). So there's some reason that MS thinks quite well of them. And this happened slightly (a month?) before the agreement with SCO.

      My feeling is that they just didn't want their Linux users to know that they and their needs were being written off. The ones who take this as fair warning are the smart ones. The ones that stick around, even were they to drop their prices to 1/3 of the current rates, will regret it, if they live that long.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    6. Re:can they get their money back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Since SCO values these licenses at $699

      SCO values their licenses at $1499. $699 is the reduced rate for early adoptors. The early bird special was supposed to expire last fall, but SCO kept it because it was working so well (really. They said that). Never mind that they weren't even selling licenses until last month.

      Poor EV1, they thought they had a good deal...

      I don't have much sympathy for EV1. They look like another Microsoft shill whose purpose was to transfer money to SCO. It is interesting to note that EV1 recently participated in a Microsoft study which concluded that Windows is easier to deploy than Linux.

  18. changed from Ev1Servers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I switched away from them mainly because they paid SCO

  19. If I were EV1Servers... by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I'd switch to BSD. :)

    IANAL, but wouldn't that be a great way to get SCO off your back?

    --
    You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    1. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not so easy. EV1 doesn't have root over its customers boxes. They're not a managed hosting service. Therefore, forcing customers who don't want to switch OSes would be a messy process.

    2. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      wouldn't that be a great way to get SCO off your back?

      Yes, it would.

      It would also be an excellent way to send a lot of their current customers fleeing. People aren't familiar with BSD like they are with Linux (particularly RedHat).

    3. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      More messy than this SCO situation though?

      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    4. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "It would also be an excellent way to send a lot of their current customers fleeing. People aren't familiar with BSD like they are with Linux (particularly RedHat)."

      Last I heard, most of EV1 is running Windows.

    5. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by cei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they're not a managed hosting service, then why are they implicated at all? Sounds to me like their customers are the linux users and they're nothing more than bandwidth and electricity, if what you're saying is correct. Why would they need to sign an agreement with SCO if that were the case?

      --
      This sig intentionally left justified.
    6. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'd switch to BSD ... IANAL, but wouldn't that be a great way to get SCO off your back?

      YANAL, huh? You're obviously not in the hosting business either. Do you think they chose Linux because of the cute penguin logo? No, it's because it's what their customers want. It would make sense to support BSD in addition to Linux, but removing the OS that most of your customers want would be stupid. Why not throw OS/2 on them, while you're at it? I bet they could get a good deal on licenses and SCO would be off their back, and they'd be supporting IBM's legal fund!

      I think it would be funny if all of a sudden thousands of their customers logged in to their boxen one day and found they were reimaged with BSD. What a great idea!

      /asinine

    7. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Because what EV1 provides is a server that comes preinstalled with Linux, Apache, and several other useful programs. They also have licensing deals with several major webhost control pannel programs designed to make it easy to operate your own web hosting service if that's what you want to do with your server.

      Anytime a customer seriously ruins their setup, they can pay to get a new HD image that takes them back to the way the server was delivered. (The customer, however, is on their own for getting that reset server back to what it had on when it went down.)

    8. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can always boot the machines in single user mode.

    9. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      EV1 makes servers for people...therefore, they're one step removed from a vendor. They offer you a box they own with an OS of your choice...so in a way, they're leasing you "apartment space."

      Anyhow, they've chosen a market space with a very narrow margin. People looking to get a box AND hosting for under $100 per month have a lot of options and they're all about the same. I'm fairly sure they signed this agreement so that they could entice possible customers...saying "our boxes will never have any license concerns" is certainly appealing to Vice President Jon Q. Knownothing of Bandwagon Co, who reads in one magazine how Linux is cheaper and in another how Linux is illegal.

      In short: it's more snakeoil to sell in a market that can't really afford to sell substance. What else are you gonna do for $100 a month, offer world class support, free backups and free hands-on cases? Fat chance!

      (ahem. 'Doon, if you read this, that's a joke)

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    10. Re:If I were EV1Servers... by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      Not if the boot loader is password protected, as well as the filesystems being encrypted.

  20. Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by baryon351 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month."

    Yeah darl, and when I was 8 years old I too was a spy, and everyone was out to get me. trust no one you know. I'd sneak around under a blanket and surprise my parents with my leet disguise skills, only to quietly slink back into the darkness and surprise yet another family member.

    By the time I turned 9 the whole attention seeking bullshit act left me and I started growing up. Try it sometime, it's not all that bad.

    1. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darl figures we've been listening to Warren Zevon, and were going to send "Lawyers, Guns and Money" to the Harvard Law talk.

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    2. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You know you can always fool a dump pet with the blanket thing.

      I use to tease my cats all the time way untill highschool.

      Its funny as hell when there tails all puff up and they arch there backs. I someones would make meow noises and they would attack the blanket assuming it was attacking me. heheh

      Stupid animals.

    3. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      I have a suspicion that McBride is taking antidepressants. When I have observed other people taking them, often they become immature and paranoid, in a way that seeps into every action and every conversation. It's truly frightening when people in positions of power start behaving that way.

    4. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by k_head · · Score: 1

      Daryl believes that the football players talk about him in the huddle during the superbowl.

      --
      The best way to support the US war effort is to continue buying American products.
    5. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      Kinda makes you wanna take a handful of "Snap-N-Pops" to his next press conference, eh?

    6. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funniest. Comment. Ever

      or for the last week anyway. Thank you :)

    7. Re:Go darl. most of us got over it when we were 8. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pet sees something it's never seen before, you acting a way you've never acted before, then acts in (what it believes is) your defence, and you call it stupid?

      You probably would've had a fit if you'd walked in on your parents fucking as a toddler, but I'll bet you wouldn't describe yourself as stupid for it.

  21. Why Kill Him? by meplaysocr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him.

    I am not entirely sure who would really want to kill him? I mean, this guy's stupidity is such that he shouldn't be put out of his misery but instead ridiculed and mocked for as long as we possibly can. We should use his actions in case studies on what -not- to do. He should be more worried of people pointing a finger and laughing then people pointing a gun and shooting.

    Such is my Humble Opinion.

    --

    Sig? No thanks, I don't smoke.
    1. Re:Why Kill Him? by jointm1k · · Score: 1
      mean, this guy's stupidity is such that he shouldn't be put out of his misery but instead ridiculed and mocked for as long as we possibly can.

      Gandalf forbade the party to kill Gollum, because Gollum still needed to play his part. The dirty dozen were not allowed to kill Hitler in the second movie, even though they easily could have. If Darl was to be killed by some one, you never know who might replace Darl. (S)he could be very well be smart besides legitious. Darls foolishness will probably lead to self destruction in the end anyway.

      --
      You know it makes sense, a little reminder from jointm1k.
    2. Re:Why Kill Him? by Homology · · Score: 1
      I am not entirely sure who would really want to kill him?

      Who knows what kind of treaths Darl has recieved for his, to put it mildly, unpopular litigation? I'm fairly sure that if you got death treaths from numerous random people you would feel nervous as well, in particular if you live in such a violent (from an EU perspective) country as USA.

    3. Re:Why Kill Him? by DataPath · · Score: 3, Funny

      To the death!

      No! To the pain!

      I don't think I'm quite sure I'm familiar with that phrase.

      --
      Inconceivable!
    4. Re:Why Kill Him? by oudzeeman · · Score: 1
      if you live in such a violent (from an EU perspective) country as USA.
      Someone in London is more likely to get mugged, beated, or stabbed than someone in NYC... Where I'm from I can leave my door unlocked while I'm out with little chance of anyone stealing something from me. Also are you saing the USA is more violent than some incoming EU members? Turkey, Cypress, the Czech, Republic, Latvia, Estonia, Slovakia? Maybe. I don't know, but I don't know if I believe that
    5. Re:Why Kill Him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would be much better to kidnap him for the ten minutes it would take to tatto Lying litigous bastard On his forehead.

    6. Re:Why Kill Him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goddamn you, you beat me to it...

    7. Re:Why Kill Him? by DataPath · · Score: 1

      That's ok. The prince's response is quite the mouthful anyway. I had to hunt the 'net o'er to find that specific part of the quote.

      --
      Inconceivable!
    8. Re:Why Kill Him? by arose · · Score: 1

      What makes you think Latvia is more violent than the USA?

      --
      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    9. Re:Why Kill Him? by ocie · · Score: 1

      Darl: Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a vi versus emacs debate. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against SCO
      when money is on the line!

      --
      JET Program: see Japan, meet intere
    10. Re:Why Kill Him? by loraksus · · Score: 1

      who? laid off disgruntled employees.

      --
      1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0pqawsedrftgthyjukilo;p'azsxdcfv gbhnjmk,l.;/
    11. Re:Why Kill Him? by crackwhore_indeed · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't encourage vigilante actions, but it would be nice to be able to refer to my girlfriend as "darling" once again without suffer the headache involved being whacked across the head with a 5kg Unix manual.

  22. How EV1 can get back on board. by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The answer is easy. Do what every other self-respecting Linux sponsor is doing and sue SCO. They had a contract that said the financial terms would not be disclosed. SCO disclosed the terms. Breach of contract. SCO implied that EV1 thought the SCO case had merit. So add slander. Then maybe donate some cash to that fund that was set up to protect Linux users.

    Maybe it won't hold up in court, but at least it will burn off some of the cash SCO received and spread their legal team a little thinner.

    --
    ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
    1. Re:How EV1 can get back on board. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO did not disclose the terms of the contract - they made stuff up that's all. Since the real information was not disclosed, there was no breach of contract.

    2. Re:How EV1 can get back on board. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > SCO implied that EV1 thought the SCO case had
      > merit. So add slander.

      EV1 did imply that the SCO case had merit by agreeing to buy licenses.

    3. Re:How EV1 can get back on board. by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually, I think the EV1 announcement has inadvertantly done SCO *far* more harm than good. The senior execs at SCO must have been thinking the announcement would be taken as a ringing endorsement of SCOsource and lead to further revenue, otherwise why make the announcement? Also, they certainly need a boost for SCOsource - after all, it is supposedly their new cash cow and just $20,000 revenue in the last quarter according to their last financial is hardly a good sign, is it?

      So, we have the gleeful announcement from SCO/EV1 that a seven figure sum has been paid to SCOsource, cushioning the ~10% fall in stock price after somewhat grim financials and announcements of the latest lawsuits. However, we also have the biggest backlash you could possibly imagine; EV1 has kissed goodbye to a few million dollars (a no refund clause is in the contract), lost an unknown amount of custom to its competitors and been tarnished with the same brush as SCO. You'd have to be a complete moron to consider buying a SCOsource license for "protection" and risk having your customers find out now, which leave less funds for the lawyers.

      --
      UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
    4. Re:How EV1 can get back on board. by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Except I don't think EV1 wants to get back on board with Linux. Wouldn't want to piss off Microsoft by turning on their lapdog, SCO, would they? If that happened, why, EV1 might not be offered such low low prices for Windows server next year.

    5. Re:How EV1 can get back on board. by Malor · · Score: 1
      I am really thinking that maybe no money at all changed hands.

      SCO stated that the deal was 'worth' millions, but they didn't say that they actually RECEIVED millions. And they announced it just a day or two AFTER they announced results for their prior quarter; I think they are hoping that they will sign some more licenses this quarter, and that three months from now, people won't realize that the EV1 deal was, like, a dollar.

      I would paint this as a desperate gamble. If this is true, I think SCO has no more than a quarter or so left before their BS is truly exposed.... unless, of course, Microsoft gives some other company money to 'freely sign a license for the valuable SCO IP'.

  23. SCO Chief by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    God help McBride if video games cause violence in people....

    1. Re:SCO Chief by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      won't matter... "Duke Nukem: Forever" was never made and ported to linux.... ;-)

    2. Re:SCO Chief by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

      "Nobody steals our code and lives" Linux would be so much more popular with game support.

    3. Re:SCO Chief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Divine intervention is... unlikely.

    4. Re:SCO Chief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      God help McBride if video games cause violence in people....


      I suddenly have the overpowering urge to push Darl down a snow covered hill and make him collect herring as he makes his way to the finish line.

      "If CEOs could fly..."

    5. Re:SCO Chief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's in good shape. Linux doesn't run any of 'em.

  24. Nice by big_groo · · Score: 5, Informative
    "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    Sue the litigious bastards. They'd sue you.

  25. A Good Hosting Provider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have been using 1 and 1 since they came out with their last promotion and I have to say it is awesome. I would highly reccomend it to anyone looking for hosting. They have the whole range of services and they run Linux without a pointless sco license.

    Mike

    1. Re:A Good Hosting Provider by AnonymousCowheart · · Score: 1

      dont forget opensourccehost.com they're all about opensource!

    2. Re:A Good Hosting Provider by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it;s the same "1&1" comapny, but I registered a domain with them and wanted to point it at my host, which was not 1&1 - I couldn't do it.

      If you register a domain with them they will only allow it to point at their servers.

      Fuck that.

      I'm still sorting out the mess from that one - cancelling, getting the domain out of limbo etc.

  26. Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 4, Informative

    Darl McBride, chief executive of SCO Group Inc., says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month.

    Darl McBride
    Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux operating system, calls SCO "the most despised company in technology."
    The reason: SCO is claiming rights to the Linux open source software code that thousands of users and supporters say should have no owner. SCO brought a $50 billion suit against International Business Machines Corp. last year and last week turned on Linux users DaimlerChrysler AG and AutoZone Inc., suing for an injunction and unspecified damages.
    "We are fighting the big battle," McBride said in a telephone interview from his office at SCO headquarters in Lindon.
    McBride, 44, is pitting SCO against an industry it once helped develop. Less than two years ago SCO, formerly Caldera International Inc., was helping to form a standard version of Linux to compete with Microsoft Corp.'s Windows. Once McBride took the helm in June 2002, the company changed tack, hired attorney David Boies and began claiming that Linux users infringed on SCO's intellectual property.
    Linux has attracted thousands of individuals and companies, some of whom see it as the only credible threat to Windows. Others use it because it's cheaper.
    The software is now being used by companies ranging from DaimlerChrysler, the world's largest maker of luxury cars, to Lehman Brothers Inc, the fourth-largest U.S. securities firm by capital, to Google Inc., the world's most widely used Internet search engine. Lockheed Martin Corp., the world's largest defense contractor, also has servers that run on Linux as part of its computer network.
    IBM pushes computers that run on the Linux operating system. Shipments of Linux-powered server computers, fast machines used to run Web sites, rose 53 percent in the fourth quarter, more than double the rate of Windows servers, market researcher IDC said.
    McBride and SCO are more hated than Microsoft, the world's largest software maker, and its chairman, Bill Gates, according to some Linux backers. That's because SCO, once a backer of Linux, has turned around and attacked the essence of the system: its free source code.
    "SCO are just complete hypocrites," said Jeremy Allison, co-author of Samba, an open-source software that runs a file and print service that SCO sells.
    SCO says it owns the copyright to the Unix system and that parts of the Unix code have been copied into Linux. SCO is demanding payment from each user of Linux. Novell Inc. separately is disputing SCO's claim to Unix.
    SCO claims IBM is distributing the Linux software containing its copyrighted Unix code. It claims companies such as Red Hat Inc. are building products using the same code. The company broadened its legal attack by suing AutoZone for using software that contains the code, and DaimlerChrysler for not certifying that Unix, which it obtained via license with SCO, has been used inappropriately.
    DaimlerChrysler spokesman Han Tjan said he had no comment on SCO's suit. AutoZone Chief Executive Steve Odland declined to comment on the claims. IBM spokeswoman Trink Guarino said the suit is groundless and the company will contest it.
    Linux, invented in 1991 by Torvalds as a student in Finland, found converts in part because it was a free, publicly shared operating system. Anyone can work on and modify the source code of Linux. By contrast, Microsoft licenses its Windows code only to select partners, which don't have permission to make changes.
    McBride is getting the most heat from the thousands of volunteers who have worked on Linux over the past 13 years. They say SCO has no claim on the code.
    "The real reason why people don't like SCO, and Darl McBride in particular, is that he is so dishonest," Torvalds, 34, said in an e-mail.
    McBride has done battle before. He compares

    1. Re:Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Informative
      McBride has done battle before. He compares his fight with Linux supporters to the time when his family caught thieves stealing cattle from their ranch in Utah.
      Really? I'd more compare it to the time he sued his own employers over his personal compensation package.
      --
      Breakfast served all day!
    2. Re:Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try anonymously next time. then there'll be no -1 Karma Whore

    3. Re:Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why it's +4 informative, right?

    4. Re:Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror
      Worked fine for me with 325 comments. Maybe your connection is slow?
    5. Re:Already slow with 26 comments, here's a mirror by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Possibly. However, /.ing is so common I figured better safe then sorry.

  27. Hey, SCO don't sell landmines! by CaptainCheese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    EV1Servers underestimated the reaction to giving in to SCO demands

    So they bought a licence, big deal. He's just covering his ass, and the ass of everyone who chooses EV1. The courts will not rule in IBM's favour just because linux geeks don't like it. Hell, it's not like it even matters! We havent even SEEN the "evidence" yet. what if SCO really does have a case, and they suddenly start suing every colo firm that runs linux?

    --
    -- .sigs are a waste of data...turn them off...
    1. Re:Hey, SCO don't sell landmines! by PetiePooo · · Score: 2, Informative

      "This is a very difficult issue for us," Marsh said. "It is a huge disappointment to us that we would be thrown in the same bucket, so to say, with the SCO Group. We didn't make any admission that their IP was used in Linux. Our public position is certainly not to support that, and our intent was simply to take us out of the loop, not to make us public enemy number one."
      - - Robert Marsh, CEO, EV1Servers


      Captain Cheese, I suspect that many people simply don't trust a CEO that would make such a foolish, but expensive, impulse decision. If you believe SCO has a snowball's chance in hell, then you buy "insurance." However, if you're in tune enough with the tech community, then you know better than to throw your money away.

      And where does CEO Marsh's money come from? The people who host their servers with his company! Every dollar spent on SCO means a dollar that they cannot spend on servers, maintenance, preventative maintenance, etc.

      I'm all for the public outcry and boycotts. The more noise us Linux supporters make, the less people will buy from SCO, the quicker they fold and this thing goes away.. It just takes some people a little while to learn that you're either with us, or your against us on this issue.

  28. Uh Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a young man, McBride participated in rodeo events and helped perform chores with his cowboy father, Pat. Together, they tamed wild horses. He graduated from Brigham Young University after serving as a missionary with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Japan.

    Mormons never lie. Especially when they are wearing the magic underwear.

    1. Re:Uh Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take your religious prejudices and shove 'em where the sun don't shine.

      I'm sure we can make plenty of inferences about [insert random social group here] because of the actions of 1 member.

    2. Re:Uh Huh by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a young man, McBride participated in rodeo events and helped perform chores with his cowboy father...

      My how he's grown! Now instead of clearing up bullshit, he's spreading it around...

    3. Re:Uh Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet he really like helping to get those sheep up over that fence into the other yard. Really ma, I was just helping them. Please put you pants back on, son. And by the way, that bothers the sheep.

    4. Re:Uh Huh by Prod_Deity · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the replies to figure out the parent.... but good thing I have a jacked mormon for a girlfriend to explain :-D

    5. Re:Uh Huh by bishopi · · Score: 1
      He graduated from Brigham Young University after serving as a missionary with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Japan.

      I'm guessing Darl is going to need a little more in his repertoire than just Missionary, when he's in the cell with Bubba, and without the magic underwear.......

      Ian

  29. favorite part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I especially found the part about comparing the linux community to cow rustlers at his family farm quite funny. It would be really funny to find out he was making this story up as well.

  30. Paging Major Dick.... by LittleGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "According to the Deseret News, Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names."

    Looks like baseball bats won't work in this case....

    --
    Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
    1. Re:Paging Major Dick.... by The+Monster · · Score: 1
      He checks into hotels under assumed names.
      If my name were 'Darl', I'd probably not want to use it either.
      --

      [100% ISO 646 Compliant]
      SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

  31. I wonder if EV1... by rediguana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    will be able to get a refund on their linux servers. That whooshing sound are their customers up and leaving...

  32. Down here with the rest of us... by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In January, McBride's unlisted home telephone number was placed on Slashdot.org... Hackers also targeted the company's Web site... McBride said he sometimes carries a gun...

    I'm not a big fan of people taking the law into their own hands, but...

    It's one thing to throw rocks at someone from the safety of a cushy penthouse and the security of a legal/corporate structure designed to benefit and serve you (and those like you). Must be a tad unsettling to find that one's actions as a corporate entity can lead to consequences in the real world.

    On another note...

    McBride said he sometimes carries a gun, declining to specify the type...

    If his handgun is as powerful as his legal standing, I'm guessing it's a .32 automatic.

    The Dalai LLama
    "If someone ever shot me with a .22 and I found out about it, I'd be mad as hell!" - Some Texas Ranger

    1. Re:Down here with the rest of us... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      A .32 automatic?

      I was thinking more along the lines of a .22 derringer (which do exist).

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    2. Re:Down here with the rest of us... by kikai+suki · · Score: 0

      How about these lines

  33. More proof... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    That ol' Darl needs a brain pacemaker.

    Who wants to take bets it won't be long before he's talking about BlackOps helicopters, that Desi Arnaz killed JFK, and that he's got proof that the US military is building landing strips for gay martians?

    --
    Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
    1. Re:More proof... by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1
      What have you been reading?

      It was the gay martians that killed JFK. How could Desi Arnaz have killed JFK when he was so busy running the entire stock market? Some people... jeez!

      --

      God Bless America. Why? Did it sneeze?
  34. Consideration... by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    I know we were looking for a new hosting home, and had EV1 at the top of the list, but now they are not even a consideration...

    And I seriously wonder who (from those who aren't old SCO customers) could consider SCO as their business partner or source of any kind of product or services?

    For us it looks like SCO is a walking dead, inflated and kept alive by stockmarket gamblers yet, but about to fall apart. Is this right?

    --
    Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
  35. Should EV1 sue SCO? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not surprising that anything SCO would sign would contain limited disclosure clauses. But, since Darl has clearly tried to claim that EV1 gave SCO $1,000,000+ in cash, and EV1 seems to want to stomp that down... can't EV1 sue SCO for breach of the agreement just a few days after it was signed?

    1. Re:Should EV1 sue SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Darl couldn't see that clause in the contract because he was wearing his magical mormon sun glasses.

      Yes, I'm posting anonymously because if there is one thing I'm paranoid about, its those crazy fucking mormons.

    2. Re:Should EV1 sue SCO? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      And obviously EV1 wasn't wearing their Joo-Jaglan Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, or they would have gone black just before signing... :-)

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
  36. confused by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    McBride, 44, is pitting SCO against an industry it once helped develop.

    I'm confused. I read this expecting a short treatise on the history of law and litigation to follow, yet it started talking about companies like Caldera International Inc., a software company.

  37. SEC investigation according to NewsForge by isn't+my+name · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to Newsforge there is likely already an SEC investigation ongoing.

    Also, to plug my own horn, I've written up a few things on the financial dealings. Most are from August 2003, but the most recent relates to the Anderer memo.

    1. Re:SEC investigation according to NewsForge by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      "Also, to plug my own horn..."

      Does that mean to not promote yourself?

      --
      We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
    2. Re:SEC investigation according to NewsForge by isn't+my+name · · Score: 1

      "Also, to plug my own horn..."

      Does that mean to not promote yourself?


      Actually, . . . uh . . .well . . . Oh, yeah, I remember now: this was an intentional attempt to get the grammar police to comment on my stupidity.

      You see, this would get their comment rated +5 Funny, which would then get lots of people to look at the parent to see the context.

      Yeah, that's what I was doing.

  38. Re: mickey mouse eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    well disney are a bunch of thieves aswell. they stole the lion king, aswell as little nemo.

    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a991224.htm l
    there is a lion king link.

    here is a finding nemo link:
    http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/ sm_8601 68.html?menu=

    so yeah, add sco to the list of thieves.

    it's like when i was little, my younger brother would punch me and then tell our mom i punched him. so i'd go infront of my mom and punch him REALLY hard and then say, "ok, now's it's true".

    as if sco does this. what bastards.

    i hope the jerk DOES get shot! wouldn't be by me but i bet no one would miss the s.o.b. there are enough bad people already.

    we need more good people.

    blue tiger

  39. EV1's Woe's by Hut_Mul · · Score: 1

    From the article: "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected." That's what he gets for messing around with a company like SCO.

    1. Re:EV1's Woe's by meburke · · Score: 1

      A while back Robert Marsh was buying up web hosting industry magazines and websites. Is the site for this article independent of EV1?

      Mike

      --
      "The mind works quicker than you think!"
  40. Cancel your service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already cancelled my service with EV1, and if you host through them you should two and recommend to anyone you know not to use them either.

    Damn right they underestimated, lets put those f***ers out of business.

    1. Re:Cancel your service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I already cancelled my service with EV1, and if you host through them you should two and recommend to anyone you know not to use them either.

      Also, when you do it, make sure you tell them why. It is time to show businesses that the amoral model of decision making is flawed.

  41. Martha Stewart is WORSE than Darl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to the Feds, Martha Stewart is worse than Darl! How much taxpayer money was spent prosecuting her for a $60,000 stock trade? What Darl is doing is far worse. He basically a corporate terrorist, trying to extort big companies for lots of money with the threat of litigation, for something he has NO OWNERSHIP rights to. And the Feds don't have a problem with this? They must have their heads completely up their asses sideways.

    1. Re:Martha Stewart is WORSE than Darl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stewart, who became a self-made billionaire by building a homemaking how-to empire, says that the amount of money she saved by selling her ImClone stock "amounted to approximately $40,000, about .006 percent of my net worth."

      From ABC News Story

    2. Re:Martha Stewart is WORSE than Darl? by 4b696e67 · · Score: 1

      First let me say I'm no fan of Martha Stewart. But, from my understanding the feds went after her for spite more than anything else. She was convicted of "obstruction of justice", not insider trading. The fed just couldn't drop the case after it was so public, so they had to come up with something.

  42. Darl and his gun. by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    So Darl carries a gun to protect himself from those who might do him harm, just as SCO filed suit against IBM to protect their intellectual property from being improperly exploited.

    Wouldn't it be deliciously ironic, then, if Darl's gun accidentally goes off at some point -- in effect, killing himself? This would roughly parallel the grave SCO is digging themselves, even as we speak. After all is said and done, SCO will ultimately be responsible for its own demise........

    1. Re:Darl and his gun. by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I kind of feel sorry for SCO sales people trying to sell SCO to potential new clients. SCO Sales:"Would you like to buy our SCO product." Potiential Client: "Yea, hm, I would like to keep my customer base and good company reputation. Now get out before I set my linux raised programmers loose."

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
  43. If justice were done.... by Performer+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Darl wouldn't be carrying a gun, but he would be locked behind bars where he belongs. When you attempt to hijack and subvert the work of thousands of others for your own unjust enrichment through a stream of falshoods and implausable legal proceedings you're a criminal in my book.

    Hopefully jail will be McBride's ultimate fate. Crooks should be locked up and Darl McBride is a brazen example of one in my opinion.

  44. Darl's Disease? by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

    Yep. Them dang alien critters are sure bein after him. Jes can't take anouff percautions.

    Seriously, Darl seems to be living in his own little world, doesn't he? Anybody want to venture a clinical guess on what's wrong with him? Paranoid schizophrenia? Delusions of grandeur? Isn't there some point where the company physician gets to remove him from office?

    --
    "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    1. Re:Darl's Disease? by BrynM · · Score: 2, Funny
      Seriously, Darl seems to be living in his own little world, doesn't he? Anybody want to venture a clinical guess on what's wrong with him? Paranoid schizophrenia? Delusions of grandeur?
      I'll give him the layman's diagnosis. He's a crackhead. Only some kind of spped can do that to a person. There's a lot of coke in the valley...
      --
      US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
    2. Re:Darl's Disease? by fishbonez · · Score: 3, Funny
      The Darl Marching Cadence (all together now)

      This is my weapon (waving $100M from MS in third party checks)
      This is my gun (waving handgun)
      This is for suing (waving $100M from MS in third party checks)
      This is for my paranoid delusions of grandeur (waving handgun)

      --
      Frylock: That's not a toy!
      Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
    3. Re:Darl's Disease? by achacha · · Score: 1

      How about a standard issue greedy corporate executive? Dime a dozen... they'll **** Bill Gates **** for stock options.

    4. Re:Darl's Disease? by glk572 · · Score: 2, Funny

      unipolar mania, aka bipolar II. he fits the bill pretty well.

      http://www.mdf.org.uk/bipolar/types.html

      --
      Well art is art isn't it, but then again water is water; and east is east; and west is west; and if you take cranberries
    5. Re:Darl's Disease? by k_head · · Score: 1

      He is top level office in an American Corporation. I really doubt he is that different then any other CEO.

      --
      The best way to support the US war effort is to continue buying American products.
  45. wimp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come on! if bill can take a pie to the face, so can you darl!

  46. Propaganda, victim complex, or both? by greg_barton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is so over the top!

    First lines of the article:

    Darl McBride, chief executive of SCO Group Inc., says he sometimes carries a gun because his enemies are out to kill him. He checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month.
    Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux operating system, calls SCO 'the most despised company in technology.'


    ...later...

    In January, McBride's unlisted home telephone number was placed on Slashdot.org, a pro-Linux Internet site, which led to harassing phone calls on Super Bowl Sunday. Hackers also targeted the company's Web site with the Mydoom virus earlier this year, causing the company to shut down the site.
    McBride said he sometimes carries a gun, declining to specify the type, and travels with armed guards. The gun is licensed, he said. Security officials have told him that convicted felons are behind the death threats, McBride said.


    Lookie! It's the juxtaposition trick! Darl says, "I feel threatened," then mention someone (Linus) saying something threatening. Talk about linux advocates attacking making harassing phone calls, then mention unspecified convicted felons making death threats.

    A classic example of propaganda I've ever seen one...

    1. Re:Propaganda, victim complex, or both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should also check out today's AP piece on poor innocent victim Rambus. Let's all shed tears for the company.. not!

    2. Re:Propaganda, victim complex, or both? by Zcipher · · Score: 1

      Actually, interesting to note is that this article is out of the Deseret News, which is both Utah based and heavily LDS, and yet the article tone was, to my reading, not actually "SCO Propaganda." For instance, while it does feature the aforementioned details, it also points out that Darl is disliked primarily for being "dishonest," and in overall content, features far more Anti info, and all of its "pro" info is directly and specifically attributed to Darl; obviously much more work was done to get the opinions of people on the other side (i count 6 definitely negative people and one "i don't think suing IBM is a good idea"). Hell, it even ends with the story of how ex-CEO Ransom Love ditched all his stock and considers the whole affair "tragic." Kinda hard to call this "propaganda."

  47. Frivilous lawsuits are a problem by MacFury · · Score: 1
    Really, if frivilous lawsuits caused people to fear for their lives, something is wrong witht his world.

    Shouldn't they? If people brought up frivilous lawsuits and suddently found themselves staring down the barrel of a gun...I'm sure they would reconsider abusing the law.

    Maybe death is a bit extreme, but frivilous lawsuits shouldn't just be shrugged off. We ALL pay for them, one way or another.

    1. Re:Frivilous lawsuits are a problem by Ranten_N_Raven · · Score: 1

      That would be an interesting (but not necessarily desireable) way to settle those frivolous suits against gun manufactures. (GRIN!)

      Say someone steals your car (you left the keys in it) and uses it in a crime. The victim then sues you and the manufacturer and the dealer!

      Luckily, most folks in "the gun culture" would rather avoid using weapons. They are all too aware of how serious guns are. Those on the other side often envision the Hollywood gun-nut stereotype. Thank the Lord that is not how it is, or we'd have had a blood-bath long ago.

      --

      READ the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the other amendments! http://lcweb2.loc.gov/const/const.html
    2. Re:Frivilous lawsuits are a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe death is a bit extreme, but frivilous lawsuits shouldn't just be shrugged off. We ALL pay for them, one way or another.

      No kidding! My mother was on a jury once where this one bitch was trying to sue the local grocery store after she allegedly slipped on some grapes, fell, and racked up a huge doctor's bill. Apparently this wasn't the first time she had filed a lawsuit of that nature. Think about it, even if you lost a few lawsuits claiming mental/physical health damage, if you won only one, you'd had a lot of money that would last you a long long time. Some people have made this sort of thing their business, i.e. they deliberately go around trying to get themselves "hurt" only to sue the proprietors for damages. Personally, if I was the one in the jury, I'd have to suppress my desire to hunt the lady down and beat her skull in with a baseball bat for wasting my time.

    3. Re:Frivilous lawsuits are a problem by Sick+Boy · · Score: 1

      We did have a blood bath long ago. It was called the Revolutionary War. I hear those guys were good shots, too. Even wrote some funky rules to make sure that it could happen again if needed.

      Wise guys, those wacko gun nuts.

      --
      Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
  48. He carries a gun? by Wingnut64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until he shoots himself in the foot?

    --
    echo 'Header append X-HD-DVD "0x09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0"' >> /etc/apache2/httpd.conf
    1. Re:He carries a gun? by gmby · · Score: 1

      Lets hope it's still in his mouth.

      --
      I don't want a pickle; I just want a Motor-Cycle! A four foot cop arrived with a five foot gun!
    2. Re:He carries a gun? by questionlp · · Score: 1

      Well, he's shot off his mouth quite a few times. Maybe he had his foot in his mouth one of those times :)

    3. Re:He carries a gun? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      *sniff*
      "Deputy McBride here, Otis. You'd best jest come along quite-like, or I'll fire a warnin' shot!"

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    4. Re:He carries a gun? by David+McBride · · Score: 1

      Until he manages to get it in his mouth.

    5. Re:He carries a gun? by advid · · Score: 1

      How do you shoot yourself in the foot with SCO-licenced Linux?

      ...no-one knows; no-one has ever used it.

      --
      - "I'll probably get modded down for this."
    6. Re:He carries a gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean his *other* foot? ;)

  49. Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative
    See Clarification - CA Signs Licenses.. This Dow Jones story is very negative on SCO, and it appears on most stock-related sites, although it's not up on Bloomberg yet.

    SCOX is down 2% today, reaching a new low for 2004. The stock has been in a screaming dive since December, dropping from 19 to 11.

    1. Re:Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, a screaming dive is what Sulzer stock did in 2002 when news of a $2B judgement against them related to an implant negligence suit broke.

      Then went from $65/share in Mid-June to $6.50/share in the beginning of July. They lost 90% of their market cap.

      That's a screaming dive.

      You'll note Sulzer no longer exists as such. The landing was hard, too.

      A 3 month drop to 55% or so is fast, yes, but it's a ramp and not a cliff.

    2. Re:Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by Kindaian · · Score: 1

      CA should repeal the "added" license...

    3. Re:Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by Gubbe · · Score: 1

      I'm going to enjoy printing, framing and hanging that graph on the wall in a few months...

    4. Re:Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by Mateito · · Score: 0

      >dropping from 19 to 11

      {Queue Chorus}

      IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO ELEVEN!!!!

    5. Re:Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      actually it's down from $22.29 which means it's $0,14 from a 50% loss in value in less than 5 months. check the the 52 week range

      --
      What ? Me, worry ?
    6. Re:Dow Jones / WSJ finally picking up on this by Politas · · Score: 1

      It's rather telling that the high volume trading days have changed from being ups to downs.

      --

      Politas

  50. Cowboy Darl by Queuetue · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone else suspect that Darl and his family blamed some innocent cowboys and the used the legal system to steal their livestock?

  51. Slashdot...pro-linux? by zelurxunil · · Score: 1
    "In January, McBride's unlisted home telephone number was placed on Slashdot.org, a pro-Linux Internet site..."

    Slashdot in and of itself is not pro-linux, most of its reader-base is. The way its worded in the article, one would imagine it being a "linux elitist" group.
    --

    What's another word for Thesaurus?
    -Steve Wright
    1. Re:Slashdot...pro-linux? by Eklypz · · Score: 1

      It can be argued that Slashdot is the sum of it's readers. So if the majority of Slashdot readers are pro-linux then Slashdot is pro-linux. I definately see Slashdot as a pro-linux, anti-microsoft type of place.

      --
      Life is everything but nothing.
    2. Re:Slashdot...pro-linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...that is why calling people "slashbots" and "linux zealots" and siding with microsoft gets you an instant +5 in any remotely related thread. :P

    3. Re:Slashdot...pro-linux? by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

      This begs the question... what portion of Slashdotters are trolls? If Slashdot is what its majority is... hmm...

      --
      This is not part of my post. It's my signature. I bet you're disappointed.
  52. It's not just paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We may make fun of his paranoia, but don't forget that there are a lot of unstable people out there (and yes, some of them even like Linux). Don't rule out that one of them really goes over the edge.

  53. Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by openmtl · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The response is emotional because the SCO threats have no legal basis (until proven in the current court cases), have no technical basis (until source code is actually revealed which to date SCO have not.

    Its really our emotional response to threats. No different from any criminal threatening your hopes, dreams, your work, career or family.

    EV1Servers should have simply waited until the SCO v. IBM was finished the appeals.

    We've been desperately saying this - all we want is facts. Cold hard code with clear attribution and this has not been forthcoming from anyone to date.

    EV1Servers have been tarnished because no-one knows who to trust right yet. For me if Torvalds says he wrote that code then he did and it stays that way until he says "Oh yeah I remember, I copied that from an old Computer or DDJ magazine or found it on a FTP site." or something equally absurd.

    --

    1. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by CptNerd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm staying with my EV1 accounts. I think the CEO made a smart decision, since he wants to keep his company going, and I don't want to have to pay higher and higher fees to pay for a lawsuit, even if EV1 eventually wins it, since I wouldn't see a penny of it back if SCO loses.


      All EV1 is really saying is that they don't trust judges to make an intelligent decision, and I can't say I blame them.

      --
      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
    2. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Smart? On your head be it.
      But don't be surprised if it suddently turns out that he's not running Linux any more, and there's this real great deal for converting your to MSWind2004 (or 5, or 6). Which, it happens, uses protected file formats. And you discover too late that you run into strange problems when you exchange files with anyone else.

      MS caught me that way one time. Once is enough. I'll NEVER buy from them again, and I'm quite suspicious of those who support them.

      (FWIW: The problem that caught me was between MSAccess97 and MSAccess2000. MSAccess2000 claimed to generate backwards compatible files...but after about a month they stopped working. At first I though this was a coincidence, but it happened repeatedly with multiple different databases. I was eventual coerced into using a text format to interchange data between the two versions, and maintaining parallel code bases. And that was it! The EULA changes that succeeded these problems merely enhanced and solidified an already set decision. And I switched my personal computers to Linux, even though at the time Linux was far inferior in most Office related ways to MSWind. Fortunately, that's no longer true, so I made the right decision a few years early.)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    3. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're of course free to make that decision.
      What are your websites, so I can make sure I don't go there?

    4. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      That's a mighty narrowminded take. You do realize that every dollar they paid to SCO is a dollar that will be used to sue other companies, including perhaps other companies you also do business with in different areas. Lawsuits can drive prices up - it's a reality of our economy and legal system. That's not an excuse for this kind of unethical business decision, however. Furthermore, as an EV1Servers customer, you should realize that the company is actually in a substantially WORSE position now, losing a lot of potential new business (and some existing business, though that's likely to be less pronounced), right as they open up a large new data center.


      You should want to do business with a hosting company that sticks with sustainable business practices and keeps their customers happy. And EV1Servers has failed to do that here.

    5. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by CptNerd · · Score: 1
      You should want to do business with a hosting company that sticks with sustainable business practices and keeps their customers happy. And EV1Servers has failed to do that here.

      If they had announced they were being sued by SCO, and that they were going to fight to the end, I would have bailed ASAP, since that would have meant they intended to spend money for lawyers that I would rather they spend on system maintenance, the service I'm paying them for.

      If a vocal minority of zealots leave, they can make that business up later. If by some chance a judge rules against EV1, they go belly-up and close, then who wins? And what do I do for my customers I'm hosting on those machines?

      I love how free some people are with other people's money.

      --
      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
    6. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by Talence · · Score: 1

      Please slap yourself with a cluestick.

      The only ones SCO is suing are THEIR OWN CUSTOMERS.

      The ONLY thing EV1 would have to say is: "let's first see their claims to ownership verified by court". Good luck to SCO for waiting until 2005.

      As a side note, considering the probability that MS is funding SCO, it is not an uncommon speculation that EV1 got a nice discount from MS by buying an SCO license.

      Just.. stop going for the FUD please.

      --
      I plan to plan / Dutch course in The Hague
    7. Re:Its the users emotions not legal or technical. by TekGoNos · · Score: 1

      You should still cancel them. [Your EV1 accounts]

      Not because EV1's decision was stupid,
      but to send a clear message out in the world that paying SCO's extortion money will cost you more than just the pricetag.

      Punishment is not only about punishing,
      but also about sending a warning to others not to make the same mistake.

      --
      I have discovered a truly remarkable proof for my post which this sig is too small to contain.
  54. Darl must think he has more enemies than Bill by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there are a lot more people in the world that dislike Gates than there are that Actually know who McBride is. He's milking it, playing the victim, textbook passive agressive actions.

  55. I'm wondering about numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm curious how many EV1 customers have cancelled their account in protest? This statement by Robert "Headsurfer" Marsh is very pathetic - he did what he did and now he has no way of backing out of it.

    I'm personally an EV1servers customer, and I will be cancelling my account this week (couldn't last week because of a nasty essay I had due).

    -j

  56. EV1 CEO = idiot moron by SQLz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Quote From CEO of EV1
    "So we felt like we were doing the right thing for customers, the right thing for ourselves and the right thing for our shareholders. We felt (that paying the licensing fee) put our customers and ourselves in a position where we could concentrate on our business instead of a bunch of lawsuits."

    Its funny he never thought of doing the right thing for Linux. Considering how many Linux machines he has in which he paid $0 for the operating system you would think that there would be some loyalty. Linux probably played a key role in EV1's growth over the years. This guy is just another example of someone who will take take take from our community and never give anything back.

    Man, what a jackass that guy is.

    1. Re:EV1 CEO = idiot moron by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting take on the situation. Although I have to be a realist and say that he is as slimy as Darl. There is no moral compass in corporate America today. Is it impossible to have a public company and still sleep at night?

      --
      Stay tuned for new sig...
    2. Re:EV1 CEO = idiot moron by CrankyFool · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who marked this guy insightful?

      You want to win in the business arena, make the best product and convince people to use it. Don't look at it as a holy jihad, because the business people sure as hell won't. He got the product for free? That's great for him. There's no EULA that goes with Linux that requires your loyalty or support. There's no GPL clause that says you must declare your fealty to the Open Source Movement. And that's how it should be, because Linux, if it wins, should win on its merits, not on the religious zeal of its converts.

      The only 'right thing for Linux' that business users should be required to do -- or castigated for not doing -- is abiding by the GPL. That's "abiding," as in "not breaking," not "not supporting anyone who doubts the veracity of the GPL."

    3. Re:EV1 CEO = idiot moron by fltsimbuff · · Score: 0

      Too bad I used my last mod point this morning, or I would mod you up. Calling names and personal attacks on people is a BAD way to express disappointment.

      I am disappointed in the company, but I am not about to all-out attack the CEO, as that is just childish.

    4. Re:EV1 CEO = idiot moron by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      I understand your point exactly. I consider myself a capitalist through and through. However there is still a social responsibility that goes with everything. I don't make money selling poison to children no matter how much cash flow there is (not a good example but you get my point). I believe that if you created a business model from a product that was free on the backs of developers that toiled for the benefit of all, you should turn your back on them at the first opportunity. You can be a capitalist and still have morals. I don't want my children growing up in a place where people will destroy each other for immediate greed. I see this as the result of short term profits (read quarterly reports) as opposed to long term financial gain. I am going to be here for a while and I prefer my customers to be here for a while too.

      --
      Stay tuned for new sig...
    5. Re:EV1 CEO = idiot moron by SQLz · · Score: 1

      Are you sure your responding to the right post? I didn't post anything about winning the business arena but hey whatever. I could care less. I care about all those poor saps who have spent years dedicating their time and code then have Mr EV1 give them a big thanks by publically selling them all out.

      IBM, Redhat, Novell all Linux(ish) companies, all suing/countersuing, people complaining to FTC, SCC, hundreds of articles all over the net, PJ and Groklaw.net...sounds like a Jihad to me man.

      I'm simply saying, don't shit where you eat. Its a rule that trancends the GPL. The guy has paid money to help fight a community that built the kernel that runs thousands of his machines. He's getting what he deserves. I hope he gets a lot more.

    6. Re:EV1 CEO = idiot moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who marked this guy insightful?

      I will address you in language you will understand.

      EV1 made a very bad business decision. It will cost them a pretty penny when it is all over. You may now go back to doing "business" with people who insult your intellegence. I will assume you are spending your money wisely.

  57. Feel bad for EV1 by augustz · · Score: 1

    I feel bad for EV1. They had developed a good reputation in the linux space through a lot of good hard work.

    I don't know what possessed them to sign up for the SCO licensing and fund the destruction of a software product they built their business on.

    Or sign an agreement with a company that has a history of suing its customers.

    Strange times indeed.

    1. Re:Feel bad for EV1 by CptNerd · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They obviously felt they would lose too much in lawyers fees defending themselves in a suit that wouldn't be resolved for years or even decades.

      I don't know what possessed them to sign up for the SCO licensing and fund the destruction of a software product they built their business on.

      You've never been the target of a major lawsuit, apparently.

      --
      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
    2. Re:Feel bad for EV1 by augustz · · Score: 1

      You realize that if history is any guide they are significantly INCREASED risk of litigation due to this contract?

      EV1 is already complaining that SCO broke the confidentiality portion of the deal by announcing they had received "seven figures" for it.

    3. Re:Feel bad for EV1 by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the agreement that increased the risk, it was the behavior of one of the parties. Still no reason for me to lambast the EV1 CEO for acting in good faith in making the agreement.

      But then, I'm not a Linux Or Death Zealot like some who are posting here.

      --
      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  58. Countersuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction."

    Am I the only one hoping EV1 joins RH and IBM in countersuing SCO, in this case for violating their own contract? IANAL but it seems like EV1 would be within their rights to demand a refund due to the violation as well. I'm sure if they started taking action like this, they'd gain some respect and community support.

  59. hogwash.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In January, McBride's unlisted home telephone number was placed on Slashdot.org, a pro-Linux Internet site, which led to harassing phone calls on Super Bowl Sunday. Hackers also targeted the company's Web site with the Mydoom virus earlier this year, causing the company to shut down the site.

    BAH! Don't open attachments, fool. Like someone specifically created MyDoom for SCO. Get a life. Now if someone had breached the webserver using the vulnerable OpenSSL hooks.. that would have been something newsworthy.. (Note, the server is no longer vulnerable"

  60. .32 semiauto is an overstatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking that the weapon most appropriate to DmB's legal standing is a slingshot with BBs fashioned from Silly Putty.

  61. Oh the irony.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last line of the EV1 article:

    "If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    So let me get this straight... they signed a contract with a company whose business model is based on FUD, who licensed their own code under the GPL and now calls the GPL "unconstitutional" and they expect the finer terms of a contract to be strictly adhered to? By SCO?

    If EV1 loses all their customers, it won't come as any great surprise to anyone who has followed the SCO battle. Their CEO should have done his homework so he knew who he was dealing with.

    1. Re:Oh the irony.... by SQLz · · Score: 1

      I thought that was intersting as well. The EV1 CEO is such a dolt. I hope Ev1 goes down in flames.

  62. Lost in the hubub- Thank you, Pamela!!! by ferralis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thank you for towing the line, keeping your site "unmonetized", your tireless work, your insight and frankly wonderful genius!

    I just have to cheer- that letter is full of soul-satisfying smackdown. :)

    GrokLaw is definitely a zeitgheist (sp?), it embodies the spirit of the Open Source movement and quite frankly is an example to all of us as to what we should be doing if we aren't already.

    BIG standing O from the peanut gallery! I know my next charitable contribution is going to Ibiblio, and I know our hero(ine) will be well rewarded!

    </soapbox>

    --
    Any generalization is a stupid one.
    1. Re:Lost in the hubub- Thank you, Pamela!!! by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Thank you for towing the line

      I think you mean toeing the line, and last time I checked, being accused of "toeing the line" was never a compliment.

    2. Re:Lost in the hubub- Thank you, Pamela!!! by ferralis · · Score: 1

      You're correct- should be "toed". She toed the line of the law, keeping her site and her impact true to her aim. Now Darl & co (er, scumsucking litigious bastards wasn't it?) have no amunition.

      --
      Any generalization is a stupid one.
    3. Re:Lost in the hubub- Thank you, Pamela!!! by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was used in a mixed metaphor kind of way there. Toeing the line usually refers to conforming to someone else's instruction--like if someone draws a line, you step to it as expected. This from the Amer. Heritage Dictionary:
      "To adhere to doctrines or rules conscientiously; conform."

      I think the original poster was trying to use it in terms of not "crossing the line", meaning going too far or being extreme.

      --
      We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
    4. Re:Lost in the hubub- Thank you, Pamela!!! by ferralis · · Score: 1

      Bah. Humbug! One of these days I will master my native tongue... :)

      --
      Any generalization is a stupid one.
  63. I'm not defending SCO by aonifer · · Score: 1

    but I do know of at least one employee who's received death threats. I'd be very surprised if Daryl hasn't.

  64. Wow, $50 billion!? by Metasquares · · Score: 1
    SCO brought a $50 billion suit against International Business Machines Corp. last year and last week turned on Linux users DaimlerChrysler AG and AutoZone Inc., suing for an injunction and unspecified damages.
    Did I miss something?
    1. Re:Wow, $50 billion!? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, last time I checked it was

      One Million Dollars

      I think at that point, Darl fondled his Persian cat. You know, the one with the diamond collar.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  65. OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by RetroGeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cannabis is not dope, less harmfull than alcohol

    THC might not be as harmful, but smoking pot also makes you inhale fun things like tar, and other poisons.

    Though some recent studies have linked pot with long term memory loss and other fun things.

    --

    - - - - - - - - - - -
    I am a programmer. I am paid to produce syntax not grammar. Deal with it.
    1. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      but smoking pot also makes you inhale fun things like tar, and other poisons

      Two things. First, cannabis doesn't need to be smoked in order for it to be effective. It's just the preferred method of use, since THC (as well as TBC and CBN, other cannabanoids) take a very long time to be absorbed through the stomach lining. Cannabis can be eaten -- furthermore, greater levels of cannabis can be absorbed through the stomach lining than through lung tissue.

      Second, you don't mention that most published cannabis research has been performed in the US. After Theodore Laguardia's de-bunking of Harry Anslinger's propaganda in the early 1930's, new rules were passed governing legal/government sanctioned study of cannabis. Since the 1930's, in order to get a research license to possess cannabis, your hypothesis needs to show that you intend to show the negative effects of cannabis. When it comes to cannabis, it is difficult to know what to believe -- which is the primary part of the US government's tactic. FUD.

      I'm not trying to be confrontational, but there's alot of history here that's largely ignored.

    2. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      HOW HARMFUL IS MARIJUANA?

      ANNUAL AMERICAN DEATHS CAUSED BY DRUGS

      TOBACCO - 400,000
      ALCOHOL - 100,000
      ALL LEGAL DRUGS - 20,000
      ALL ILLEGAL DRUGS - 15,000
      CAFFEINE - 2,000
      ASPIRIN - 500
      MARIJUANA - 0

      Source: United States government...
      National Institute on Drug Abuse,
      Bureau of Mortality Statistics

      --
      ymmv
    3. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by TeraCo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bet it doesn't take into account road fatalities.. in fact, that alcohol number looks very low too. I bet it doesn't either. :P

      --
      Not Meta-modding due to apathy.
    4. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, excuse me if I'm wrong, but doesn't it cause hallucinations and/or distort your perception?

      That's harmful right there.

    5. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      I would think that would be a Darwin award. Anyone who gets into the car impaired is asking for death. Just like anyone taking those cold medicines that say: "Do not use while operating heavy machinery" then goes out and operates heavy machinery.

      I wonder how many people have died changing cds - I know I have had a pretty serious accident while managing music. I know people who have had accidents due to an ill placed lit cigarette.

      In short, it's really irrelevant, and doesn't speak of the toxicity of the drug, only to the level of intelligence of the operator. Marijuana is not harmless - nothing is - [remember Dihydrogen Monoxide?], but it is over-rated as a harmful substance.

      --
      ymmv
    6. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by bm_luethke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I tend to agree with legalising marijuana but quoting that stuff isn't helping your cause.

      First, few are going to believe it. Do you honestly believe that aspirin would kill more people than marijuana if the number using it was the same? You can't compare straight numbers if one has 500 times the amount of people using it. Those that go "hell yea" to it are believers anyway.

      Second, if any one digs into the quoted numbers, you will find that the study was in 1987-1988 and dealt with *medical* marijuana with the others collated from *non-medical* abuse.

      This is like picking the pot-heads that can't string a coherent sentance together and wear dyed twine clothes to promote it's usage - not gonna get sympathy.

      In short, pick statistics and people that will not get easily torn up.

      --
      ------- Sorry about the spelling, I suffer from two problems. Dyslexia makes it difficult to spell well, lazy makes it
    7. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think that would be a Darwin award. Anyone who gets into the car impaired is asking for death.

      Now if only they were the only ones at risk when they got into a car, I'd be a little more willing to agree with you. Someone changing CDs is distracted for a few moments (which is all it takes, I know), but someone driving while high is a threat the entire time they're moving.

    8. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      The point is pot is villianized when it shouldn't be. Shit, you can overdose on water if you try hard enough [ and you really don't have to try THAT hard ]

      When the AMA states they have been unable to establish an LD50 for THC, I think that it is plausible that these numbers are just as accurate today as they were then. When you smoke pot, you get about 2 mg of thc. They have administered over 1000 mg without causing a death - you can draw your own conclusions, but I will continue to listen to the experts.

      --
      ymmv
    9. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by Pieroxy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The point is pot is villianized when it shouldn't be

      No, the point is you are trying to get a valid message across using an invalid argument. That rarely works unless your demo it tight proof, which it isn't.

      Get your numbers straight, review the whole thing and try again. Or just drop it.

      Do you think a lot of people on slashdot doesn't know that pot is less dangerous than cigarette or alcohol? Dude, the point has been made for a long time. The fact that it isn't legal is political and nothing else. Statistics won't help.

    10. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you smoke pot, you get about 2 mg of thc. They have administered over 1000 mg without causing a death

      So the question we should be asking, then, is: How can we administer >1000 mg at home? And, after said administration, how long can we expect to be paralyzed on the couch?

    11. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no road fatalities, only ZUUL.

    12. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by the_real_tigga · · Score: 1

      > how long can we expect to be paralyzed on the couch?

      about two fish.

      --
      my .sig is better than yours.
    13. Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by abandonment · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      you seriously think that there are 500 times the number of people regularly using aspirin as do maryj? in vancouver alone, i read a report that 75-80% of high school students reported that they regularly smoke it - how many are regularly taking doses of aspirin? probably not many, unless you believe those moronic tv ads that try to claim that you should take advil or asirin every day 'just because' - what a joke, lets all get hooked on pharmies instead - yeah yeah that's it.

  66. SCOpe unknown. by eddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While I think you're correct that there has been a lot of 'bad' or 'uninformed' complaints, I know that there have been some informed too, especially concerning Jonathan Cohen.

    One thing that indicates that the SEC is doing something (whatever scope) is that SCO has been late with some documents concerning the Bayster/Royce-deal. The contract says that they only to SCO non-damaging way for them to be late with this particular filing is during a SEC investigation. Someone else should post the details since I'm a little fuzzy on those...

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
    1. Re:SCOpe unknown. by eddy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So while your Swedish, or whatever your second language is, is flawless, you're not smart enough to extract the information from what I wrote?

      The best way to spot idiots on slashdot is to look for people who complain about spelling and grammar in posts by "non-natives", but never feel they have anything worthwhile to comment on the contents of the same.

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    2. Re:SCOpe unknown. by Sick+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, the best way to spot idiots on slashdot is to scroll down. Now if you offered a way to identify the comments worth reading, now that'd be something, but spotting idiots on slashdot is trivial.

      --
      Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
    3. Re:SCOpe unknown. by Deusy · · Score: 1

      I had to read the sentence 5 times or so to see why it didn't make sense etc. But your english is excellent otherwise. (Far better than my swedish!)

      --

      Free Gamer - Free games list and commentary

  67. Next Week on slashdot... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darl McBride shoots himself in the foot... Because he knows us Linux Hackers has implanted a monitoring device in his shoes so we can steel his precious SCO Code.

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Next Week on slashdot... by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

      Because he knows us [sic] Linux Hackers has [sic] implanted a monitoring device in his shoes so we can steel his precious SCO Code.

      Let me guess, he was wearing steal-toed boots? (sorry...)

      --
      Liberal (adj.): Free from bigotry; open to progress; tolerant of others.
  68. SCO Logic by avgjoe62 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why, then, does SCO say that IBM sponsors Groklaw? They make the claim based on the fact that they say IBM gave some computer equipment to Ibiblio once upon a time. And Ibiblio hosts Groklaw for free. They have also been telling journalists that I live near IBM headquarters. That's it. That is IBM's "sponsorship".

    Given SCO's interpretation of Derivative Works, the statement above actually sounds logical...

    But then again, given SCO's interpretation of Derivative Works, we all owe royalties to Ada Byron Lovelace...

    --

    How come Slashdot never gets Slashdotted?

  69. Speaking of tinfoil hats. . . by isn't+my+name · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm thinking that 'Ole Darl may have made the final plunge into the Tin Foil Hat club.

    Speaking of tinfoil hats, the following from a long, somewhat boring, analysis of SEC docs that SCO has filed:

    # Jul 2002 McBride is hired
    # Aug 2002 Morgan Keegan is hired
    # Aug 2002 Caldera changes name to The SCO Group
    # Sep/Nov/? 2002 MS memo discussing using intellectual property as an attack against open source is floating around in Germany and later publically
    # Oct - Dec 2002 SCO later admits to beginning to look at its own intellectual properties and first makes noise about UnixWare binary libraries.
    # Jan 2003 SCO creates stronger language to indemnify its officers of criminal activity
    # Dec? 2002 - Jan? 2003 At some point Boies is brought in, likely via Morgan Keegan, to negotiate license/stock deals with Sun and Microsoft
    # Feb 2003 Morgan Keegan clarifies its arrangement with SCO and includes language indicating they are anticipating an IBM buyout, though without naming IBM specifically
    # Feb 2003 Boies finalizes his agreement with SCO to sue IBM
    # March 2003 IBM lawsuit
    # Jul/Aug 2003 Anderer joins
    # Oct 2003 Anderer e-mail penned
    # Oct 2003 PIPE deal
    # Nov 2003 Boies has no one from law firm at key press conference
    # Nov 2003 Boies gets 20% of PIPE deal
    # Dec 2003 PIPE investors get veto power over Boies payouts
    # Nov/Dec/? 2003 16 to 20 million deal discussed by Anderer never happens

  70. darl is right... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    in carrying a gun. after all, is not paranoia if the open source community is really after you.

    --
    What ? Me, worry ?
    1. Re:darl is right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could this possibly get modded up? MyDoom was created for spammers. Even if everybody who used Linux was a DDoS merchant, tarring the whole open-source community with the same brush is stupid. The BBC have recently been printing SCO comments as fact without verifying them, and this story is no different.

  71. Manchurian CEO by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

    No, actually, his Vice President is scheming to bump him off, blame it on the Linux folks, and run off with the money and Darl's wife. Got that, Darl? Now remember what we programmed you to do. Bibity bobity boo.

    --
    "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    1. Re:Manchurian CEO by grub · · Score: 1


      and run off with the money and Darl's wife.

      He's a Mormon, doesn't he have 40 or 50 broodmares at the homestead?

      --
      Trolling is a art,
  72. Psychological Analysis by Egonis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Speaking as a practicing Counsellor, if I were to have a client say "I carry a weapon because my enemies are out to get me", my civic duty within Canada is to report this person to the nearest Health Facility.

    I classify that statement as behaviour within a psychologically disturbed mind, and one which requires neurological re-evaluation.

    Just a thought.

    1. Re:Psychological Analysis by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Please report these people immediately.

      Thank you.

  73. In other SCO News... by Performer+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    It hasn't been covered yet although I've submitted the article yesterday and it is still pending but the most significant development in the SCO debacle is here, this broke on Saturday, basically Opinder Bawa, SCO's senior VP in charge of technology and development has been advocating the use of the Unix ABI with Linux and linking to a downloadable module to help SCO's ABI work on Linux, both admitting that Linux is thoroughly incompatible while encouraging what they've been implying is infringing use. This is quite stunning considering that SCO has been implausibly claiming copyright over Linux ABI headers.

    And of course groklaw has news today that the SEC may be taking an active interest in the Microsoft SCO relationship on various grounds.

    1. Re:In other SCO News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Opinder Bawa, SCO's senior VP in charge of technology and development
      Now SCO is offshoring their executives? This must truly be a sign of the beginning of the end for SCO...
  74. Beware the enemy within by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Any time SCO comes up for discussion, I have noticed the subtle jibes at Linux usually by AC's. There is nothing wrong with educated discussion but I have a great fear the the FUD is creeping into /. - beware of anybody that posts AC to this forum. If you are afraid to state at least your /. name, then don't post. I have already put AC's at -6.

    --
    Stay tuned for new sig...
    1. Re:Beware the enemy within by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I agree with ya man, but don't hold your breath. People will have their opinions, and some will just be obnoxious to get attention. You'll get assholes in every forum. Just ignore them.

      That said, there are some real gems of wisdom and humor that come from mr AC... some folks aren't trolling, but just like the anonymity. To each their own.

      --
      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    2. Re:Beware the enemy within by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you, John Ashcroft?

    3. Re:Beware the enemy within by GeoVizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just read all the AC posts for this story, and I can't see any FUD. Sorry.

    4. Re:Beware the enemy within by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Your next door neighbor might be a Red.

    5. Re:Beware the enemy within by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      It is getting apperent that Microsoft and I beleive SCO both have people paid to be active in posting to sites to spread FUD and disrupt them. It's not just you average AC trolling anymore. Groklaw had a big run of it last week. I ignore AC posting as well.

      --
      If you don't like what I write don't be a CS and mod it down. Refute it.
      Yea I can't spell. So what is your point?
    6. Re:Beware the enemy within by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any time SCO comes up for discussion, I have noticed the infammatory, foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric by logged-in users. Since folks aren't that bright, they don't see a problem with ridiclous rhetoric that makes everyone look like fools because they agree with the conclusions. Beware of any logged-in users posting in the forum. Post AC to protect yourself from being assocated with this. Future employers may be looking.

    7. Re:Beware the enemy within by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly the kind of paranoid idiocy that gives the Linux/open source community such a bad name.

    8. Re:Beware the enemy within by nacturation · · Score: 1

      ... but I have a great fear the the FUD is creeping into /.

      Is that anti-Linux FUD as in Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt? Or is that pro-Linux FUD as in Fanaticism and Unwavering Devotion? We should be alert for both kinds of FUD and stick to the objective, ideology-free facts.

      --
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
    9. Re:Beware the enemy within by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that Bill Gates would post as using his own name? ;-)

    10. Re:Beware the enemy within by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, it's most likely true. I know companies engage in astroturfing regularly - I've seen it happen before. I don't specifically know that SCO does, but it's not unreasonable to assume the high profile nature of their legal cases and PR campaign that they would. As for Microsoft, they have engaged in astroturfing many times - probably not organized at a company-wide level, perhaps sponsored by certain executives who think they are doing their job. In any massive company like Microsoft you get the whole range of talent, skill and ethics in your managers.


      Also, note how you lose credibility by posting your denial as AC in a thread about AC astroturfing? Next time, log in.

  75. Darl has a right to be a afraid.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ..of all the foolish investers who've sunk their life savings into his company's public shares.

    Which when they tank into penny stocks, will result in death threats from people who really do mean it.

  76. Why a gun? use a bulletproof lawsuit! by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Darl should just wrap himself SCO's bulletproof evidence that they own Linux. That will shield him from any attack!
    Darl: "Oh yeah, buy an SCO license, and help me pay for my bodyguard, who keeps me from being shot by people who disagree with the license you're buying. "
    What an advertisement for yourself, Darl.
    Darl's check in names at hotels:

    "Line X. Sucks"
    "Bill G. Ismydaddy"
    "Alota V. Lawshutz"

    --
    stuff |
  77. Why would anyone want to kill McBride? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    "McBride has done battle before. He compares his fight with Linux supporters to the time when his family caught thieves stealing cattle from their ranch in Utah.
    "We brought those guys to justice," he said. "It's very similar to what we are dealing with here."

    Because he blatantly lies about owning code in the Linux kernel?

    Because he has no respect for other people's copyrights? He is still selling NMap even after his right to do so was revoked.

    Because he tries to extort money much like a modern day mobster?

    Because he compares Linux users to cattle rustlers?

    All of the above things would irritate any rational person but I haven't heard any proof that anyone wants to kill this pathetic little man. Just another lie designed to say "Look at poor me! I'm the victim here! Look at me.... look at me..."

    Pathetic really pathetic.

    --
    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
  78. Re:He should carry a gun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF, how is this a troll? Stupid shithead mods.

  79. Re:He should carry a gun. by Genghis+Troll · · Score: 0

    This kind of attitude is exactly why linux will never succeed on the desktop.

  80. Unrelated Topic: Xupiter Lawsuit by CrossCarlino · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I apologize for the unrelated topic post.. Just to let everyone in the antispyware community know that we at the Internet Privacy Conservation Council (IPCC) are now actively seeking class members for the class action suit against Xupiter. We require only a handful of dedicated, angry users who were once infected with Xupiter, and you don't need to be tech savvy- you only need to have had a bad experience with Xupiter. This is your chance to take a public stand against spyware, and make your presence felt. Interested individuals should contact me using one of the mediums provided below. Jay Cross IPCC - President, Communications and Development T- 1(203)378.5672 E- JCross@IPCCouncil.com IPCC 15 Drake Street Stratford, CT. 06615 USA

  81. PJ Darl by blunte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Darl is so hopelessly outclassed by Pamela Jones.

    And I'm so pleased that one woman with motivation and smarts can so utterly rock SCO.

    --
    .sigs are for post^Hers.
  82. The SCO logo? by ghakko · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Yes. Disney is infringing upon our trademark. And no, we can't show you the other ear."

    1. Re:The SCO logo? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's the old Caldera logo. The SCO Group logo looks like this. Though why they have a tree in their logo is beyond me. Must be some bizarre Mormon thing.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
  83. Darl sounds like an identity criminal.. by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    He checks into hotels under assumed names.

    Isn't that illegal? If anyone here happens to work at a hotel, please call johnny law if you happen to catch him doing this.

  84. Maybe /. has/can have something to do with this? by mabu · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Although the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) never officially makes public when it investigates an organization, an SEC staff member told NewsForge that complaints and tips about suspected under-the-table funding, stock-kiting, illegal insider trading, and money-laundering involving Microsoft or Microsoft-connected individuals to the financially struggling SCO Group have been coming into the agency with regularity since last August. The SEC "does not take such complaints lightly," the source said.


    Most of the complaints have been registered by telephone and by using the SEC's Web site. "We've gotten a lot of them," the SEC source said. An SEC investigation would look into alleged backtracking and charting fund transfers, suspicious timing of certain stock transactions, possible instances of stock-kiting and insider trading, and other potentially serious infractions.


    Other individuals may be far ahead of the SEC in this investigation. Several open source advocates have been conducting their own, private investigations of SCO's financial dealings for many months.



    More people should complain to the SEC if this is what it takes to find out who's funding (and profiting) from this legal wild goose chase.
  85. They're liars, all of them. by eddy · · Score: 1

    "If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    SCO are already claiming IBM leaked the Halloween X e-mail. I'm guessing this is their great plan for.. LOOK AT THE WOOKIE!

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
  86. The Rest of the Media is Wising Up Too? by MooseByte · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just ran across this updated article on CNN Money. Nice to see the larger media outlets finally showing some responsible journalism vs. just regurgitating Darl's press releases.

    Now if only the SEC is truly, finally looking into this whole scam...!

  87. Guilty linux = slashdot flummoxed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching slashdot commentary if a guilty verdict comes down against IBM will be like watching Martha Stewart apologists ranting about how it was only for sixty thousand dollars...and how she'd willingly give it back. I think we're just hoping for the best, and not really preparing for the worst.

  88. Here's his address, check for yourself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    End Reader Licensing Agreement

    By reading this, you agree not to sue me and not to use this information in any illegal manner.

    Here's all the contact info you should ever need for Mr. McBride.

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
    801-765-4999 phone
    801-765-1313 fax

    Contact SCO online
    http://www.thescogroup.com/company/feedbac k/index. html

    Darl C McBride
    1799 Vintage Oak Ln
    Salt Lake City, UT 84121-6539

    Darl's home phone #: (801)424-2006
    Darl's office phone #: 801-932-5820

    Email Darl: darl@sco.com

    1. Re:Here's his address, check for yourself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is what makes Fark different from Slashdot. On Fark this would be deleted; on slashdot, it's modded +5 informative. INFORMATIVE?!? Why do you need this man's home phone number? You jagoffs are always on here crying about PRIVACY THIS, PRIVACY THAT, but you know what... you're all just a bunch of hypocrates.

      you people are teh scum of the earth.

    2. Re:Here's his address, check for yourself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      hypocrates
      A large wooden box with an injecting needle coming out of one end?
    3. Re:Here's his address, check for yourself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      nah, hypo- means "low", "under", or "sub" (hypo-dermic -- under the skin).

      so a hypo-crate would be what? a pallet?

    4. Re:Here's his address, check for yourself! by crucini · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A person who has sought out the public limelight thereby sacrifices some expectation of privacy. This is a principle well understood by society and by the courts. Mr. McBride has worked very hard to remain in the limelight.
      Also, society sanctions those who break rules. While Mr. McBride hasn't been legally convicted of wrongdoing, he is visibly seeking to take wrongfully from others in order to enrich himself.
      Inevitably, he suffers societal backlash, ranging from the Utah reporters who no longer give him positive press to the angry teenagers calling him up at home.
      An individual's rights can be narrowed by society if he commits wrongdoing. This narrowing can occur formally, as in criminal sentencing, or informally, as in the shunning and hostile attention directed at a pariah.
      It's unfortunate that your comment was modded down merely for disagreeing with the mainstream belief here.

    5. Re:Here's his address, check for yourself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing there that isn't listed in the phone book or on the company site.

      Someone just took a couple of minutes to cut and paste it here.

  89. Unprotected by unoengborg · · Score: 1

    Bodyguards will not protect him from being hit by falling stock prices.

    --
    God is REAL! Unless explicitly declared INTEGER
  90. Re:He should carry a gun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha, stfu, idiot.

  91. Honest Dear by phrostie · · Score: 3, Funny

    "He checks into hotels under assumed names. "

    Mrs McB: Tell me again why you were in that hotel under a fake name?

    Darl: Honest Dear, it's because of those Linux Hackers!

    Mrs McB: And why did that woman think she was your wife?

    Darl: That's not really loaded is it?

    1. Re:Honest Dear by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Isn't checking into a hotel/motel under a false name illegal?

      A quick google showed only some info from some hotels, but not any real legal info (my google skills are deserting me, pffft :(

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  92. So if he's in the Club.... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    ...that means everyone on slashdot likes him now?

    oh say it isn't so

  93. Oblig Family Guy quote by Kirby-meister · · Score: 1
    BTW, does anyone else think the SCO logo there looks like a big red beachball with Mickey Mouse's head on the side???

    Darl McBryde: We'll have so much fun it should be illegal, like copyright infringement! Ho ho ho, okay Joe, see you at the ball game!

  94. The article says, by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That Marsh, of ev1.net, may have underestimated the backlash, but it doesn't say what kind of exodus there is from ev1.net. As an example, Illiad at User Friendly noted that UF is run on ev1.net servers, but he doesn't think it's worth it to switch. We like to think a lot of people are leaving ev1.net, but I'd love to see real numbers.

    That said, I know there's at least one person leaving: Illiad can stick around if he wants, but I'm not letting any more of my money flow to SCO. I'm getting out, and cancelling my ev1 account at the end of the month. I hope I'm not the only one; my hundred bucks a month isn't all that important, but a bunch of us together are.

    See y'all over at ServerBeach or one of the other hosting companies.

    -JDF

    1. Re:The article says, by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      I doubt there is a mass exodus going on. Rather, I think the problem is more likely to be in their new business, which they are relying on to fill up their new data center - which they surely laid out a ton of capital for.


      Don't get me wrong, plenty of people will still buy, but in the long term the negative publicity will definitely slow what has been fairly massive growth. But this probably couldn't come at a worse time for them.

  95. Freudian slip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I read the headline for this article as:

    SCO Evil Licensees ...

    which just seemed consistent with the whole story line.

  96. Re:Oh no, he carries a gun! by kristeh1337 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That was quite the rant. It's like an airbag. You never know when you might need it I'm even sure where to start correcting that other than to point out the markedly different purposes of each item. Calm the hell down dude.

  97. As the saying goes... by Zone-MR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never try to extort more than it would cost to have you killed ;)

  98. Darl the gangster by Tassach · · Score: 4, Funny
    Darl has shown himself to be the cheap wannabe gangster that we knew he was.

    There's an upside to this: maybe now we can him arrested for armed robbery.

    --
    Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    1. Re:Darl the gangster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catch him in the wrong place with that thing, and you might get a concealed weapons charge...

      The irony is that they'd probably be more willing to put him in prison for that than everything else he's done up until now...

    2. Re:Darl the gangster by El · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well no, he's not taking money from people at gun point. However, theatening to sue people unless they fork over $699 per server does qualify as extortion in most states.

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  99. Re:He should carry a gun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um, what?

    Because someone posted that Darl should be murdered is why software will fail to work for other people? Uh... yeah.

    Did you recently get beat with a stupid stick or something?

  100. The second rule of the Tin Foil Hat Club is ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    "Don't talk about the Tin Foil Hat Club".

    The third rule of the Tin Foil Hat Club: If this is your first night at the Tin Foil Hat Club, you have to sue.

  101. Even better protection for Darl... by OwlWhacker · · Score: 1

    "Darl McBride ... checks into hotels under assumed names. An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month."

    So, he uses different names and he has a firewall. Why doesn't he use a proxy, that way nobody would know where he was but he could still spread his verbal turd throughout the world. And if anybody attempted a denial of service attack they'd only get the proxy.

  102. EV1 looking out for #1, looking to screw #2... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dirty dirty company. They know that this deal with SCO has a good chance of indirectly benefitting them by fucking over their competition. See, here's the deal...

    SCO wants a "big dog" in their portfolio: A high-profile licensee that they can use to scare smaller guys into submission. So they go to EV1 and offer them a really good deal for licenses. And EV1 figures, hey, we're only having to pay pennies on the dollar for these licenses, and it's going to give SCO a lot of ammo for taking out *other* hosting companies...

    So what do they have to lose. They pay off SCO for an amount that really doesn't make a whole lot of difference to their financials, and the SCO guys look more credible, giving them a little more of edge for attacking EV1s competitors. This line of reasoning cannot have escaped the people making this deal, and it wouldn't be suprising if SCO explicitly used this argument to convince EV1 to buy.

    So basically, EV1 rolled over because by being the first to pay they get the best deal and ensure that other Linux-based companies are going to get fucked worse than they are.

    This was an exceptionally greedy and selfish move, and should speak volumes about those in charge of the company. Evil, evil, evil. Shady deals made for the sole reason to screw over as many people in the industry as possible, all for the sake of more power and money.

    Does that sound like a company that *you* want to support?

    1. Re:EV1 looking out for #1, looking to screw #2... by kristeh1337 · · Score: 1

      A good point, well made, and I know of a large number of webmasters who've fled EV1 since their betrayal of the OSS community. I guess they perhaps might wanna recost their new data center...

    2. Re:EV1 looking out for #1, looking to screw #2... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the /. article breaking the EV1 deal came out, I was ... pissed. I was going to get a dedicated server from them in the next month or two.. not anymore. And I sent them an email letting them know why. I'm sure many other potential clients of theirs have as well. I'm not going to pay a bunch of idiots for hosting that fund a company that's actively trying to damage Linux which my business is built on.

  103. license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, i certainly hope he paid for his firearm license... hate for him to get into legal trouble.

  104. Shane by tr0llb4rt0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Darls mind he's Jack Wilson (Jack Palance) saying to the Linux world "Pick up the gun!"

    Where as in reality he's the Iraqi Information Minister saying that the allies are being routed whilst the tanks roll up behind him.

    --
    Worst .sig ever!
    1. Re:Shane by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

      Hey now... dont you DARE insult the beloved Information Minister like that! There are some things even HE would not support.

      I was actually more reminded, after reading Darl's paranoid blatherings, of the character William Shatner played in the Twilight Zone episode about the gremlin that was tearing his plane apart.

      You see ... they're all ... out to get ... me ... I must carry ... a gun ... and hire goons ... to protect me ... Those Open ... Source ... people ... they're everywhere! ... They are ... listening in on my ... phone conversations ... and slash ... dotting ... my company's ... website!

      --
      "Our funds have never taken part in toxic or death spiral convertible financings of any sort" -BayStar's managing partne
  105. We are tryting to kill you Darl McBride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are tryting to kill you Darl McBride
    be afraid

  106. Skip the NewsForge 'story' by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Informative

    The NewsForge story is nothing of the sort. The only comment by the SEC is that there have been a flood of complaints coming in with regularity over the past few months. The bulk have come via the web. IOW, all the folks who post a link to the SEC complaint page in /. stories have had people follow up and fill out the form. I assume the 'regularity' refers to the fact that people hit the page as often as /. posts a new story on SCO.

    Not saying it isn't necessarily a good thing, but it's not exactly 'news'.

    --
    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  107. If you climb into bed with a rotten apple... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    "This is a very difficult issue for us," Marsh said. "It is a huge disappointment to us that we would be thrown in the same bucket, so to say, with the SCO Group. We didn't make any admission that their IP was used in Linux. Our public position is certainly not to support that, and our intent was simply to take us out of the loop, not to make us public enemy number one." So sorry Mr. Marsh, but if you're the big executive you claim to be, you should have known long ago that if you sleep with a rotten apple, its stink will most certainly rub off onto you....

  108. Darl isn't paranoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh actually I don't think Darl is paranoid.

    If everyone in the world is out to get you then it isn't paranoia, its a cogent evaluation of the situation. Does anyone here know of a person that likes Darl? :-)

    Also if you define "enemies" as "people who want to kill me", which seems reasonable, then saying "my enemies want to kill me" is not only reasonable its a tautology.

  109. SEC? You Wokeup? by Spl0it · · Score: 1

    Some many of us have been thinking the same thing for so long. "Pump and Dump" or "Microsoft funding frivolous lawsuits to combat its biggest competitor (Open Source)" It took them long enough but apparently there actually going to look into this a bit, perhaps we will see Microsoft and SCO in court together, with their ass will be on the line.

    What the hell took so long?

    --

    No, this is
  110. Spot the Merdian Mail phone by Gossi · · Score: 1

    ...Does anybody else spot a Merdian Mail phone on Darl's desk, there? Oh, my! That's totally THE most SECURE company phone system EVER! Not. 9 out of 10 companies I've seen Merdian Mail deployed suffer from issues such as employee extension numbers are also the voicemail passcodes, the fact you can outdial most of the time remotely... And you can reach internal extensions, externally. Oh, my!

  111. I'm sad... by NemesisEnforcer · · Score: 1

    I was enjoying my latest edition of SCOpera on Slashdot today when I was overcome with depression. The SEC is beginning to get involved, and who knows what other ill voodoo these jackasses will bring on themselves. The show's almost over...

    These guys have been a major source of entertainment for me for as far back as I can remember (I drink too much). When they're arrested/sued to oblivion/banished to the seventh circle of Hell, what will I have left to amuse myself with...

    Why does SCO have to be so damn stupid!? PROLONG IT. DRAW IT OUT IN A HUGE LEGAL CONFLICT. ENTERTAIN ME DAMN IT!!!
    :(

    1. Re:I'm sad... by dgagley · · Score: 1

      Actually it would be the 9th ring of hell. Bill already bought up alot of property there. I bet that the fact that Darl failed to keep Bill's intrests quiet (if it is all true) Bill will house Darl in a nice brick cell in his wine cellar.

      --
      I can't use my sig - my computer can't read my handwriting.
  112. MOD PARENT DOWN by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This type of action itself does not reflect poorly upon our community (kudos for clean phrasing, btw), but once the trolls get ahold of it and DoS the guy, we will come off poorly in the media.

    Stay the course. Let the law do it's thing. Mod parent down quickly to minimize the community's exposure.

    Dan

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Sick+Boy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or at the very least, change the text into the "Symbol" font.

      --
      Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The symbol font would indeed do justice. Thank you for noticing this.

  113. What? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    "He sometimes carries a gun."

    Which means that Darl McBride is the newest member of the gangsta rap genre.

    Don't be an ass and people won't want to kill you. You might recieve death threats from "shady business doings", ever think of that?

    --
    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  114. ESR had a Geeks and Guns session at Penguicon by Proudrooster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, you should fear geeks with guns. At last years Penguicon, ESR (Eric Raymond, keeper of the Halloween doc) hosted a geeks and guns session at the local gun range. The highlight of the session was that I got to shoot ESR's colt 45 commander which also shot by Linus himself.

    So my advice is to take threats from geeks with guns seriously. I saw their targets and their shot groups were tight.

  115. I love this comment... by Zendar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Along with the PR backlash, Marsh said he is also disappointed that SCO officials have spoken to media outlets about the financial terms of the contract between SCO and EV1.

    "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    Well.. they are dealing with SCO, after all. BTW.. does anyone know where SCO made this comment about the seven figure payoff?

  116. The FTC is respondingt to MS/SCO link by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Groklaw is reporting on a Newsforge article that the FTC is investigating the apparent SCO/MS link exposed in the Halloween X document. I guess that some things are too obvious for even the Bush administration to totally ignore.
    The FTC will not officially acknowledge it, but their comments made by officials indicate that the deal (possibly among others) is definitely on their radar.

    --
    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  117. Re:Darl McBride by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesn't Utah have the equivalent of the Baker act? Can't some Utah slashdotter swear out a warrent for him to be forcibly institutionalized "for his own good"?!!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  118. EV1Servers was 'gutless' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The statement about how they were 'acting in the best interest of their clients' could have been done without spending a dime with SCO.

    They could have move to FreeBSD and taken the thunder from SCO and STILL been able to run all of the clients software.

    1. Re:EV1Servers was 'gutless' by DarkMike · · Score: 1


      They sold out.

      If you want a hosting place that cares about its integrity, go with these guys.

  119. The Rules of Disinformation by bstadil · · Score: 3, Informative
    A classic example of propaganda I've ever seen one..

    You might get a kick out of reading Twenty five rules to suppress truth. The url was send to me and others from Jeff at TheLinuxshow today.

    --
    Help fight continental drift.
    1. Re:The Rules of Disinformation by CKW · · Score: 1

      What's really strange is that the actual text of the link you've quoted is written from the perspective of the conspiracy theorists *themselves*.

      AKA, the "suppression of the truth" is presented from the perspective of the conspiracy theorist themselves! This is actually a guide for conspiracy theorists on how to defend their conspiracies from "those who would suppress them".

      Yet it's clear that the site it's hosted on is anti-conspiracy-theorist oriented.

    2. Re:The Rules of Disinformation by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      Speaking of disinformation - the essay lists Al Pacino as the film maker in Wag the Dog, not Dustin Hoffman.

      Unless...maybe...what they're trying to tell us is Dustin Hoffman *is* Al Pacino...

    3. Re:The Rules of Disinformation by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      Here - I'll provide a source for your information... since all disinformationalists demand such. :-)

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/07 80 622561/ref=pm_dp_ln_d_7/103-3404636-0719815?v=glan ce&s=dvd&vi=contents

      Of course, I might have worked with a team of 25 people to provide such information, and make sure that we get that Amazon.com link updated so it says Dustin Hoffman. :-)

      But then again - I'm also poking fun at such conspiracies, and hence I must be a disinformationalist........... :-)

      I always like sources.

  120. But who gets UNIX? by isn't+my+name · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That is, if SCO goes under with debt, then Canopy should have to open their coffers for IBM/RedHat/et.al.

    I expect that is correct, if IBM can pierce the veil.

    The more interesting question is if SCO declares bankruptcy, who gets whatever IP rights they do have. (And realize that based on the Novell contracts, I don't really think they have any.) BayStar and the Royal Bank of Canada both get priority in liquidation--priority over and above IBM with a court judgement, I would imagine.

    Do they get it? What if the MS connection alleged in the Anderer memo is proven? Then, do they get it? Does Canopy get it because they have a loan to SCO that is secured and, I believe, their lease to SCO is also secured.

    This is an important question.

    1. Re:But who gets UNIX? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      when you declare bankruptcy your assets are sold off to pay the debts.

      IBM would get it without question, because they will be owed the most, and they have the most interest in them

    2. Re:But who gets UNIX? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      You left out the government. They are always at the head of the queue to recover unpaid tax, statutory payments to employees (possibly non-existant in US) etc.

    3. Re:But who gets UNIX? by Krow10 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I expect that is correct, if IBM can pierce the veil.
      They only needed to pierce the veil as long as Canopy stayed behind the scenes. The limitation of liability afforded a corporation's shareholders only covers the shareholder from responsibility for the actions of the corporation; it does not in any way protect a shareholder from liability for his or her own actions.

      With this deal, Canopy commited an overt act in furtherance of SCOX's campaign to mislead the public in SCOX's anti-linux campaign when they made the UnixWare license (with the linux indeminification attached) part of the CA lawsuit settlement. SCOX then used this deal to misleadingly imply that CA had entered into a voluntary deal to license linux. I'd say this falls under IBM's Lanham Act claims. IBM doesn't need to pierce the veil, Canopy pulled is aside themselves.

      Cheers,
      Craig

      --
      Corollary to Clarke's Third Law: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
    4. Re:But who gets UNIX? by Bridge+Builder · · Score: 1

      IANAL But from what I understand, Novel still owns UNIX SCO just administers the licences for Novel at a 5% fee.

  121. List of EV1 networks for your firewalling pleasure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    64.246.0.0/18
    66.98.128.0/18
    66.98.192.0/19
    66. 98.224.0/20
    69.57.128.0/19
    207.44.128.0/17
    207. 218.192.0/18
    209.44.51.0/24
    209.44.53.0/24
    216. 12.192.0/19
    216.40.192.0/18
    216.88.76.0/23
    216. 90.19.0/24
    216.90.205.0/24
    216.127.64.0/19

  122. Darl's dreams at night by ktulu1115 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't sleep, pengiuns will eat me...
    Can't sleep, pengiuns will eat me...
    Can't sleep, pengiuns will eat me...
    ... :)

    --
    # fuser -v /dev/attention | grep work
    #
  123. This is starting to sound more and more familiar.. by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "Linux has our technology."

    "We can't show proof, it would harm us."

    "My enemies are out to kill me."

    I've met some people like that in my life. All of them suffering from very severe psychological problems. Old McBride is sounding more and more like he fits into that particular segment of society.

    (Of course, living in Provo is, in and of itself, a warning sign.)

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  124. Re:PJ Darl by bmf033069 · · Score: 1

    And Paula Jones as well...

  125. EV1 getting the hurt, eh? by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Well.... good. I hope there are serious consequences to their funding of SCO's FUD.

  126. Maybe McBride has been HELPING Linux all along! by motown · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, seriously, folks. Hear me out.

    As a suitable allegory, let's consider the South Park episode "The Chicken Lover".

    (***A little spoiler-warning here for those among you who have not yet seen this episode.***)

    Officer Barbrady comes out with the secret that he is in fact illiterate. This is a humongous blow for his self-esteem, and he is no longer convinced that he can maintain L&O througout the town with this impediment.

    Of course, this couldn't have come at a worse time, since the town is meanwhile being terorized by an as of yet unidentified Chicken Fucker.

    A weird hippy-type bookmobile worker gets involved and provides the Officer with clues, forcing the Officer to learn how to read in order for the clues to be useful to him.

    To sum up this long story, Officer Barbrady eventually tracks down and apprehends the Chicken Fucker, revealing his true identity. To the shock of the people on the scene, he turns out to be none other than the bookmobile worker himself!

    As it turns out, he purposely started performing those heinous crimes and passing on clues, in order to encourage the Officer to learn how to read. Successfully, as it now turned out. The Officer can now read (albeit barely) and has regained the respect of the good townspeople of South Park, by removing a dangerous freak from the streets.

    Unfortunately for the "Chicken Lover", no one ends up sympathizing with him, in spite of his good intentions. He ends up sacrificing his freedom and whatever standing he had in the community in order to help the Officer. Even the latter doesn't show any appreciation as he ruthlessly hauls the perpetrator's sorry ass to prison.

    So I was thinking, Darl McBride possibly knew all along this SCO lawsuit would be bogus (after all, what individual with even a spec of a brain wouldn't, right?).

    Perhaps he knew that in order to protect Linux from future lawsuits, the best thing he could do was to sacrifice his company (which was going downhill anyway) as well as himself by setting a precedent with a lawsuit so outrageous, that Linux would HAVE to come out on top, deterring any future legal action by other parties.

    In the end, SCO will most likely have been crushed beneath IBM's elite legal team, while Darl McBride will have lost all respect and sympathy throughout the software industry. He might even go to jail. If he purposely went through with the anti-Linux-campaign while realizing all of this in advance, then it will have been a brave, selfless, yet unrecognized act of self-sacrifice for the good of the open-source community.

    Poor Darl... Darl, the Chicken Fucker...

    --
    "Oooh, does that mean we get to kick some puffy white mad zionist butt?"
    1. Re:Maybe McBride has been HELPING Linux all along! by El · · Score: 1

      Darl, the Chicken Fucker, Didn't some politician acuse his opponent of being a "pig fucker", because "I don't beleive it's true... I just want to hear him deny it!" Darl, we just want to hear you deny having sex with a chicken... it should be just as beleivable as all your other claims!

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    2. Re:Maybe McBride has been HELPING Linux all along! by JoeLinux · · Score: 1

      Now THAT deserves a Google-bomb. What could we link it to?

    3. Re:Maybe McBride has been HELPING Linux all along! by Picass0 · · Score: 1

      All your sigs are belong to SCO...

    4. Re:Maybe McBride has been HELPING Linux all along! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo! A brilliant allegory... brings a tear to my eye :)

      I will now secretly believe this is actually the truth, and I have faith in mankind again!

    5. Re:Maybe McBride has been HELPING Linux all along! by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      "...and finally, I'd like to say that reading totally sucks ass! Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read; it seemed exciting and magical; but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of shit, I'm never reading again!"

  127. Lawsuit time... by mog007 · · Score: 1

    I've had it with SCO. I'm going to file a class-action against THEM for offending the good name of the human brain. The entire SCO group is comprised of humans, and despite popular opinion, they are all equipped with brains. This is abuse of technology, and I won't stand for it any longer... Pity I don't know how to file a lawsuit.

    In seriousness, maybe a linux user that is also a lawyer could sue SCO for causing unwanted stress for fear of having to pay them a truck load of money?

  128. Is it just me... by BeProf · · Score: 1

    ... or is Darl turning into L. Ron Hubbard?

    --
    You are attempting to read sigs. Cancel or Allow?
  129. Perhaps they stole their own code? by kc0dxh · · Score: 1
    "McBride, 44, is pitting SCO against an industry it once helped develop. Less than two years ago SCO, formerly Caldera International Inc., was helping to form a standard version of Linux to compete with Microsoft Corp.'s Windows."
    What are the odds some of their own placed the code?

    --

    --- "1.21 Jigawatts!" -Doc

  130. As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a fellow BYU graduate and former Mormon missionary, I can say that I hang my head in deep shame everytime I see someone connect the mess of a person that is Darl McBride to either activity -- not because I'm ashamed of either activity, but because somehow, we let an individual "graduate" from both institutions that has become the unfathomable evil that is Darl McBride.

    Let me also just say that when I served as a missionary for the Church in South America, it was one of the hardest things I'd ever done, because it is a work that can only be done selflessly. Anyone who embarks on it with self-interest in mind is destined to fail miserably until they realize that it isn't about them, it's about trying to help people and about forgetting yourself in that work.

    Of course, Darl has had more than 20 years to forget all the lessons he learned (if he ever did learn them) while a missionary, and he must have worked quite hard at doing so to get to the point at which he now lives.

    1. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      it is a work that can only be done selflessly. Anyone who embarks on it with self-interest in mind is destined to fail miserably until they realize that it isn't about them, it's about trying to help people and about forgetting yourself in that work.

      Sounds just a little bit like developing Free Software, don't it? Just a little?

    2. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Black+Art · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe someone needs to have a chat with his Bishop.

      Maybe he might get a clue after being excommunicated. (Though I doubt it.)

      --
      "Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
    3. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me also just say that when I served as a missionary for the Church in South America, it was one of the hardest things I'd ever done, because it is a work that can only be done selflessly. Anyone who embarks on it with self-interest in mind is destined to fail miserably until they realize that it isn't about them, it's about trying to help people and about forgetting yourself in that work.

      The problem with that is that it definitely *is* a selfish act. Why do you even help people in the first place? Something you just thought up? No, it's because helping other people supposedly gets you closer to God and benefits *you*. If there were no benefit in it for you (supposed reward from God, encouragement/respect of your peers, etc.), you wouldn't do it. After all, if you go around performing deeds that you despise which have no benefit whatsoever to you then you have some serious psychological problems.

    4. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So tell me, do the magic underwear itch as much as they say?

    5. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by hey! · · Score: 1

      As a fellow BYU graduate and former Mormon missionary, I can say that I hang my head in deep shame everytime I see someone connect the mess of a person that is Darl

      I wouldn't feel much shame if I were you. Most people aren't taking Darl's antics as something that will reflect on the LDS church.

      Mormons get teased for other reasons, as you are no doubt aware. While it's true that for a few, Darl may be yet more one reason to needle the LDS church. However, I think it's fair to say those people didn't have any respect for the Mormons to begin with.

      Of course, Darl has had more than 20 years to forget all the lessons he learned (if he ever did learn them) while a missionary, and he must have worked quite hard at doing so to get to the point at which he now lives.

      I think it's safe to say that very few people live up to their ideals, whatever they may be.

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    6. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your kind words. As a member of the church myself I would like to see SCO die a quick death so we can all go one with our lives.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    7. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Were the churce to speak out against his actions, perhaps it would not be so tainted by association. By accepting him as a member in good standing, it deserves to be painted with the same brush. As a moral compass, it's lot it's magnetism.

      Don't worry, though. There are a lot of amoral religions in the country. Mormons aren't even the newest one.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    8. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *shrugs*

      Even if the church *DID* speak out against his actions, those who associate Darl with Mormonism wouldn't be all that interested and condemn Mormonism because of Darl won't slow down. The thought process never gets past "Darl is a Mormon."

      After all, the mormon church is constantly speaking out against polygamy (at least, I think I remember it from the last Larry King interview with their president) and yet people still connect them with polygamy 100 years later.

      The Catholic church still gets hammered for the Crusades and they spoke out against them.

      Muslims still get hammered for the 9/11 attacks and they spoke out against them.

      Bottom line: anyone who is going to use the actions of a single actor to try to paint a group with which he may associate - and every member of that group by association - as having the moral character of that individual isn't interested in hearing the group speak out against the individual as it disrupts their small-minded, bigoted view of the world anyway and will ignore the group's protests that they don't condone the individiual anyway. After all, it's easier to be an uninformed, hate-filled bigot than to admit that every individual case is different and just because this (gay/black/Mormon/Catholic/man) is an asshole, it does not necessarily imply that ALL (gays/blacks/Mormons/Catholics/men) are assholes.

      --AC

    9. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Real Mormons know that every Bishop's interview includes this very important question:

      "Are you honest in your dealings with your fellow man?"

    10. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I think you have missed the point.

      Christians (as opposed to Mormons) are compelled to "Love thy neighbour" by mandate, but it goes further than that. Most acts of love (the real selfless ones) are done with very few, if any, other people knowing about it. Good works occur not to earn brownie points with each other or God, but out of Love.

      Which, you might say, is inscribed into your very being when you let Christ take the wheel of your life.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    11. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      What is your definition of a "real Mormon?"

      In my lifetime, I've attended Wards in California, Idaho and Utah. My experience has been that many attendees call themselves "Mormon" or "LDS" but few actually know what it means, much less live by it.

      It's my experience that at least 80% of the "Mormons" who attend Church are not Mormon in the true sense of the word. Many come only for Sacrament, and then leave (failing to attend Priesthood meetings or Church History meetings). Many who do attend give no public service (as is encouraged by the Church and required for the highest level of salvation). Few, if any, help their fellow man. Even fewer host dinners for the missionaries (as you are encouraged to do).

      Most Mormons view non-Mormons as religiously inferior, due to the fact that other religions are considered "the whores of Babylon" and those practicing said religions are considered apostate, an abomination and worse (excellent link).

      Does going on a mission change how non-mormons are viewed, according to official Church doctrine? I think not.

    12. Re:As a fellow BYU Grad and Mormon Missionary: by HiThere · · Score: 1

      This is an on-going action. If they don't speak out against it NOW, then when they later speak out against it I'll say "Yeah, sure.".

      The time to object to evil is when it is occuring, or before. Objecting afterwards that you shouldn't be associated with it is merely PR.

      The church can see the evil being done now. If it continues to accept that, then it deserves all the opprobrium that it gets. And I don't really care how much it speaks out after the damage has already been done. NOW is when it MIGHT change things.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  131. Darl probably broke the law by sulli · · Score: 4, Informative
    In California, you need a concealed carry permit issued by the county sheriff. From the CA website:

    May I carry a concealed firearm in California? Except in extremely limited circumstances, you may not carry a concealed firearm on your person in public unless you have a valid CCW license. CCW permits are issued only by a county sheriff to residents of the county, or by the head of a city police department to residents of that city.

    I live in another state and have a permit to carry a concealed handgun that was issued in my home state. Does my permit allow me to carry a concealed handgun while in California? No. Weapons permits from other states are not valid in California.

    The City and County of San Francisco is downright parsimonious in issuing CCW permits:

    San Francisco is the toughest city in California, if not America, in which to be granted a CCW permit. Currently there are only five permits issued to non-law enforcement personnel in the city. (as of June 2003)

    So if Darl carried his weapon concealed in San Francisco, and he has not obtained a permit from Sheriff Hennessey (a reporter could easily ask), he's broken California state law, and should go to jail or at least pay a stiff fine. (Had the weapon remained in a locked container, he would be okay.)

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
    1. Re:Darl probably broke the law by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      I would hope that Darl's lawyers have informed him when he may and may not carry. If not, and if he got caught/convicted, that'd be some really major public egg on his face after his public statements about it.

      Personally I think his whole statement stinks. He *just recently* decided to carry a gun, from fears for his personal safety? Well, Darl, I hope you received some competent training; with your public statements and your declaration to the world that you're carrying a gun (stupid thing to say publicly, really) you come across to me as being a danger to *everyone around you*. Meanwhile in any case I have to regard you as a half-trained nitwit. Sorry, but that's the way I see it.

      What a maroon.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    2. Re:Darl probably broke the law by zavyman · · Score: 1

      So if Darl carried his weapon concealed in San Francisco, and he has not obtained a permit from Sheriff Hennessey (a reporter could easily ask), he's broken California state law, and should go to jail or at least pay a stiff fine. (Had the weapon remained in a locked container [state.ca.us], he would be okay.)

      You need only obtain a permit from your country or sheriff of your primary residence. The permit is valid throughout the state.

  132. Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by rcb1974 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to the Deseret News article, Linus says: "The real reason why people don't like SCO, and Darl McBride in particular, is that he is so dishonest."

    The article also says that Darl McBride "graduated from Brigham Young University after serving as a missionary with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Japan."

    Whats up with that!? So this guy is a Latter-day Saint AND a returned missionary?! Latter-day Saints are supposed to be HONEST. This tidbit of information about Darl is particulary upsetting to me because I'm a member of the Mormon church too except I'm a huge linux fan and very anti-SCO. I even served a mission and went to BYU like he did, except I only went for a year before transferring into Cornell.

    My point is that not only is Darl is a discrace to the linux community but also to the church. LDS Church members who aren't "honest in all their dealings with their fellow man" are supposed to be forbidden from entering temples. Therefore, this guy should get excommunicated ASAP if he hasn't already because he's tainting the church's image!

    1. Re:Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by sdcharle · · Score: 1

      Give the guy a break, he may not be able to open his mouth without a lie coming out, but I have it on good authority Darl NEVER drinks caffeinated beverages.

    2. Re:Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by certsoft · · Score: 1

      Religion and ethics are two different things.

    3. Re:Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by Darby · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority Darl NEVER drinks caffeinated beverages.

      Actually ever since the church signed a deal with Coke, cold caffeinated beverages are ok.

    4. Re:Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by Talence · · Score: 1

      They're more likely to promote him :-)

      --
      I plan to plan / Dutch course in The Hague
    5. Re:Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Religion and ethics are two different things.

      A fact often ignored. It's easy to be religious, follow the motions, and still do what you want as opposed to what you should.

      As someone who is not theisitic (aka atheist), I look for people who do good and don't preach about it.

    6. Re:Darl McBride: A Latter-Day Saint?! by ls+-lR · · Score: 1

      In his own warped mind I'm sure he feels that he's telling the absolute truth and fighting the good fight. *shudder*

  133. MyDoom by ahappli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Darl makes the claim that MyDoom was done by some linux guys. If I've read the write ups on MyDoom, it seems to have been done by someone who wants zombie boxes to be able to send spam though. The attacks on SCO, RIAA, Microsoft, etc are side effect, the smoke and mirrors to redirect your attention away from the true intent of the virus/worm.

    He also made the claim that if you worked at a BioTech company used Linux to create a new formula for a drug, you have to GPL the drug. The heck?

    1. Re:MyDoom by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      That just goes to show that he doesn't understand the GPL or even the motivations behind it.

      Consider some of the arguments seen so far:

      1. IBM has put together something useful in AIX. That must be something belonging to SCO there, they couldn't have done it otherwise?

      2. Autozone has ported their code from one variety of UNIX to another, and that process went rather smoothly. That couldn't have happened unless they used SCO IP. After all, this is the only stuff that works isn't it?

      3. Groklaw must have been sponsored by IBM, nobody would be doing the kind of work one sees there for free?

      4. The GPL is completely bogus. Noone ever does anything for free, There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch, and so forth...

      Basically, in the SCO worldview, there is no room for competence, unpaid or otherwise. It is as if the adage is "Do not explain by competence what may adequately be explained by conspiracy".

      --
      SIGBUS @ NO-07.308
    2. Re:MyDoom by MudDude · · Score: 1

      He's absolutely right, you know. The GPL is viral.

      In fact, if you are running Linux at home, that means your pet dog is GPL too!

      You can have weirdos come into your house and modify your dog without your consent!

      (and your goldfish, favorite sneakers, the staircase carpeting, your toothbrush, your wife/girlfriend, etc...)

      Thank God, the GPL is unconstitutional and therefore illegal. *pfew*

      Regards,

      --
      You don't need to see my .sig. This isn't the .sig you're looking for...
  134. If he does get waxed, it's partially /.'s fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Negative reporting can kill. Lets see some equal play with Linus. He is, after all, non-american.

    1. Re:If he does get waxed, it's partially /.'s fault by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Darl - Oh fuck - not the wax!

      PJ - Yes, Darl - the legs get it - full depilation for your disinformation.

      Darl - My bikini line! Aaaaaaargh!

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
  135. Re:EV1 CEO No one ever told him by Darth23 · · Score: 1
    that with Great Free Software comes Great Responsibility.

    [apologies to Stan Lee]

    --

    -------- In Soviet Russia, "Soviet Russia" sigs hate Slashdot.

  136. Only by resorting to SCO tactics.. by k98sven · · Score: 1

    so now they can sue SCO and get their money back!

    Unfortunately, I'm not so sure if a single mention to the press will really give them anything.. SCO is quick on going to court, but I think we'll see that this is definitely something which will be held against them.

    The general procedure is to first try and resolve the conflict without the court. Like writing some polite letters asking SCO to stop talking about the stuff, and to retract their earlier statements. Now if SCO doesn't comply with this, ask again.

    Still no compliance? That's when you go to court.

  137. No Kidding by Greyfox · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Would whoever's sending Darl death threats please stop? He may (in my opinion) be a turd, a miserable excuse for a human being with questionable honor and integrity. He may (in my opinion) be looting the stock market for the personal gain of himself and his friends. He may (in my opinion) be trying to steal the work of tens of thousands of open source programmers from around the world, but gosh darn it I don't think I could get up in the morning without my increasingly psychotic SCO Quote of the day, and I so dream of the day when, a la Martha Stewart, karma catches up with them in a court of law.

    No, don't kill Darl. Laugh at him. And laugh at the legal firms he's paying with (in my opinion) soon to be worthless SCO stock! And laugh at the foolish investors who bet money on his success.

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  138. SCO is back online by BoomerSooner · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let's give them a nice slashdot welcome!

    The chick on the homepage is kind of cute. I wonder if she knows she's being exploited by SCO to make their image more "down home, cutie". Lol, those dirty bastards.

    1. Re:SCO is back online by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


      inbred Mormon.

      -1, Redundant :)

      --
      Trolling is a art,
    2. Re:SCO is back online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's cute in a "Hey Ted, your mom is cute" kind of way.

  139. Re:I'm happy they are licensed and to be at EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off!

  140. Mod parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OR mod him troll. But interesting!?? Are moderators on crack today?

  141. Touche by zoloto · · Score: 1

    I could not have said it better.
    You sir, kick ass.

  142. my question is... by SQLz · · Score: 1
    Not me for sure, I'm just looking forward to the day where he becomes Bubbas bitch for the next 20 or so. There is no way in hell I want him dead.

    Yes, but my question is, will Darl prefer peanut butter or jelly? Personally, I think he's a grape jelly kind of guy.

    1. Re:my question is... by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Yes, but my question is, will Darl prefer peanut butter or jelly? Personally, I think he's a grape jelly kind of guy.

      I'm not sure its up to Darl. When it comes to tossing salads some guys like chocolate syrup.

  143. FTC by arrianus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's good that SEC is investigating them, although it is not clear whether they will find anything. This is really as much or more FTC's arena. Specifically, it would be beneficial if a large number of people filled out FTC's complaint form to maybe get some action about false advertising, slander, unfair competition, and so on. It is comparatively easy to show that SCO has directly lied on a large number of occasions. There is probably enough for SCO to convict it of false advertising on the Linux license front.

  144. *Self* protection that is by trafik · · Score: 1

    I think SCO has probably "given" him a guard to protect him from himself. Without one, he keeps shooting himself (and SCO) himself in the foot ;).

  145. Would make for an Interesting arrest by GQuon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alternative 1
    [A public place.]

    SEC agent: Mr. McBride, you're under arrest for fraud. Please come with us.

    SWAT sniper: Subject 1 has a gun under left arm. Advice caution.

    SEC agent: Please hand over your firearms.

    Darl: This firearm? [Whips out gun, pointing it at SEC agent. Darl's body guard does the same.]

    [Cue: Hans Zimmer music.]

    They stand pointing each other's guns at each other, shouting.

    SEC agent, police officers and Darl shouting at each other: Put your guns down! No, you put yours down.

    ESR and RMS are hiding under a table, witnessing it all. They have to save the day etc.etc.

    Alternative 2
    SEC and FBI agents approach SCO headquarters.

    In A.D. 2004
    Search was beginning.
    Darl: What happen ?
    Security guard: Somebody set up us the search warrant.
    Secretary: We get signal.
    Darl: What !
    Secretary: Main screen turn on.
    Darl: It's You !!
    SEC: How are you gentlemen !!
    SEC: All your evidence are belong to us.
    SEC: You are on the way to prosecution.
    Darl: What you say !!
    SEC: You have no right to resist make your time.
    SEC: HA HA HA HA ....
    Captain: Take off every 'gun' !!
    Captain: You know what you doing.
    Captain: Move 'gun'.
    Captain: For great evasion of justice.

    Replay Waco situation with search [David Koresh] replace [Darl McBride].
    Only this time, after SCO set fire to their complex, they are rescued by Microsoft helicopters.

    Army general: The fire was a diversion! Cancel the fire rescue! Call the air force! Bring some artillery etc.

    Actually, this would make a kick-ass anime.

    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
    1. Re:Would make for an Interesting arrest by cuban321 · · Score: 1

      Oh man. Thank you for making me laugh so damn hard.

    2. Re:Would make for an Interesting arrest by andman42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this would make a kick-ass anime.

      Forget anime, I'm hoping for the documentary. Or at least an E! True Hollywood Story.

  146. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The question is whether IBM can get a fair trial in Utah. I used to live in Utah, and there was very strong anti-Mormon discrimination. I wouldn't want to be an out-of-state non-Mormon facing a Mormon graduate from BYU in a Utah court, no matter how strong my case. We'll see what happens. IBM has a winning case, but it may lose because of this alone. If I were IBM, I'd push for federal court.

    In terms of tainting the church's image, go to www.exmormon.org at some point, and read up some of the things the church is allegedly doing or has done. This is worth a thousand SCOs, even if the church were single-handedly responsible for SCO. I've never seen the Mormon church address any of these allegations, so I am inclined to believe at least a significant number are true (probably virtually all are. But even if none were, sites like this, unaddressed, lower LDS' reputation far more than an arbitrary number of SCOs. If you point them out to Mormon missionaries, they will not respond -- apparently something about some prohibition on reading non-Mormon texts and articles while on mission.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's assuming the Mormon church isn't behind the case in the first place. I'd give 50/50 odds the church has both McBride and the judge in their pocket, and is trying to milk some money out of IBM and Linux users for its own uses. McBride is probably just a pawn in the whole thing following orders from his church superiors. You don't question orders in the Mormon hierarchy. If they told him to drop the case, he would. They're not doing that, and this is public enough that they clearly know about it. Again, I'd suspect they're behind it.

    2. Re:Bullshit by Kismet · · Score: 1

      There are two things that I think make the anti-mormon conspiracy sentiment in this thread rather unlikely:

      1) The Mormon church is not necessarily the good ol' boys club where you pick the top brass from the old school power. Most of the top management trickled up from the lay clergy over the years. That is, the current church leaders were once non-paid volunteers, and it's just too improbable that every single one of them is a corrupt power-grabber. If there is even a single honest one in the bunch, the whole racket would have been blown years ago. It's too hard, logistically, to put one over on that many people.

      2) Responding to every allegation on exmormon.com is like responding to every troll on slashdot. No doubt there have been rotten things that have happened. I am not surprised that disaffected mormons want to vent their anger. Many people turn against the church when they have been wronged. The chuch does have a number of what you might call "apologists," but they focus mainly on organized opposition, such as the countercultists and so forth. Exmormon.com is certainly biased by its membership of disaffected mormons, and doesn't therefore provide an acurate picture of the mormon church.

    3. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you have it folks, SCO's linux attack is a front for Bill Gates, the Mormon Church, and probably SPECTER to kill Linux and take over the universe. We must prevail, the future of humanity depends upon it!

    4. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll respond to both points in turn.

      First, I don't believe it's very hard to "put one over on that many people." You can look at Scientology for an example of this. The Mormon church trains its members to not examine the religion critically, to not think for themselves, but rather to strictly obey the church hierarchy. Missonaries are not allowed to read anything except Mormon propaganda. Mormons are discouraged from associating with non-Mormons (at least in Utah proper), except for the purpose of converting them. When I was a little kid living in Utah, my Mormon friends were not allowed to invite me to their birthday parties. My older siblings couldn't date Mormons. There were all these church regulations to seperate the Mormons from anyone who might present an alternative point of view. Given the level of seperatism, and the level of discouragement of critical thought, I don't think it would be very hard for large amounts of corruption to hide in the upper echelons.

      In terms of trickling up, I'd like to know what the selection process is. I'd certainly volunteer for a few years, if I knew my dad could then pull me into a position of wealth and power. If someone honest slips through, they leave in disgust, and vent on exmormon.org and similar sites, and are disregarded as "biased" by the rest of the Mormon community.

      In terms of debunking exmormon.org (notice the .org -- exmormon.com is a very different site), it's not necessary to respond to every post on there. It's only important to respond to their main essay. If you can do that, the entire site would lose all credibility. I've spoken to a large, large number of Mormons, and none were able and willing to do so.

      The pattern here is very similar to SCO. exmormon.org gives a very well-researched, well-written essay. It consists of very specific facts, and references primary sources. If the facts are incorrect, they should be very easy to debunk. This is very much like the research you find on Groklaw about the SCO case. In response to this, the Mormon church, much like SCO, just responds with vague, unsupported assertions of how it must be incorrect, because you can't "put one over on that many people," and similarly well-argued, well-supported statements.

      If you can debunk that one essay, you will do your church a great service. I, personally, will change my view of your church in a heartbeat (I do have a very open mind on this -- it's just that there's a landslide of information against Mormonism, and precious little in favour). After asking a large number of Mormons, however, and researching it a small amount myself, I couldn't find anything wrong with it. If it's the case that everything in it is accurate, the Mormon church did, indeed, "put one over on that many people," yourself included.

    5. Re:Bullshit by Kismet · · Score: 1

      You make many excellent points. The example of Scientology is a good one. I remember as an LDS missionaty in Brazil, I watched some news exposure about "A Igreja Universal de Deus" in which that particular church carted bags of cash out of a stadium; later on, a secret camera caught the church's founder acting in a lewd and irreverent manner. The church was exposed as a fraud, and yet still many believers would not leave it. So, yes, you are right that it is possible for a huge fraud to go on undetected for a long time. Generally, though, these blatant frauds get busted. Usually they began with fraud in mind, and operate with fraud in mind. The management rarely contains an honest man.

      The LDS church is full of honest people. Take the bishop who works full time, yet volunteers many hours of his weekday to minister to his congregration. He may be asked to give up many of his possessions and serve a mission, or take on more responsibility as a stake president. I know many of these men, and can speak for their honesty and faithfulness in the church. Now suppose one of them is asked to give more, and to move away from his home and his work, and to devote his energies proselyting, and to live modestly, and lead as an area or regional authority. The man, believing he is called of God, leaves his work for his church in good faith. Suppose this man is now told to lie and to cheat and mislead, because now he has got some real power. Wouldn't that shatter his faith? And if his integrity were truly important to him, would he be able to carry on in such a position? I believe that such a man would blow the whistle. I would certainly not remain quiet if I were in that situation.

      Our general authorities are taken from among our people. Some I have met, and known of their backgrounds. Many are regular people. Most others I don't know so well. So, I really don't think that this organization is efficient for wide-spread and egregious fraud, as many people allege of it. There are too many well-meaning men in the church who could not reconcile their own personal morality with the sort of fraud that supposedly goes on.

      But here we have a test. What of Darl McBride? I, for one, am watching this closely. I have read and heard many of this man's speech, and I am offended by it; because it is so obviously arrogant, misleading and dishonest on many counts. This is not something that I was taught at church. Now, suddenly, what happens to McBride's standing in the church? He has said some things in public that I think must be repented of publicly. Will the church look the other way? Does the church even understand the gravity of the situation? Will Darl suddenly become a church leader because he has proven his corruption? Some of us are watching closely.

      Now, regarding your other observations on Mormonism. To me, I think you confuse much of our culture and tradition with our theology and church. I happen to agree that too few Mormons make the effort to think critically. I think many of us are afraid. We don't possess the "testimony" that we would like, so we fear that by thinking outside of the safe little box, we might lose our faith. Some of us do. So we close ourselves off. However, I am not aware of any specific church policy that prohibits reading certain literature, or discourages non-member relationships. Certainly this is not _my_ personal policy, but I think it is more of a cultural taboo. I look at it as a form of protection against losing something that we cherish, or that would set us apart from our peers in the church. I am not justifying this as right, mind you, but I do think that it doesn't necessarily mean that we are all brain-washed automatons. I think that is a challenge of any religion, and that some religions are worse than others when it comes to overt control of the minds of the people. Yes, this is manifest in the LDS church, but we also try to encourage the people in all manner of secular education.

      It is interesting that when I read the works of our best scholars, I don't see this g

  147. If Darl & Bill belonged to a cheezy 70's carto by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    "Now the SEC is unofficially confirming some interest in the SCO and Microsoft connection"

    "Roh-oh!!" - Darl
    "Zoinks!" - Bill

    = 9J =

  148. Hmm.... by GreyOrange · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a gang that sent a body part such as a hand or penis to a newspaper owner who was going to write against them to scare the person. Maybe somebody should volenteer parts of there body to be sent to SCO's Darl McBride. I am sure that he would soon afterwards stop the lawsuit. I'm not quite sure if its legal though to send biological tissue through the mail. Maybe fedex?

    --

    Insert Witty Remark Here ===>____________________________
  149. MyDoom virus by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    I thought that the world had already realized that wasn't Linux supporter but more than likely spammers?
    Guess since it's a local paper, they're fawning over Darl.

  150. switch to serverbeach or other.. by joeldg · · Score: 1

    Serverbeach is not in bed with SCO..
    if they do, I will drop them flat.

    There are a lot of alternativs to EV1 (rackshack).
    They shit the bed and now that people are showing they don't much like that, they are trying to backpeddle.. It amounts of trying to doing spin-control because they did a move that is highly against what this entire community is involved in...

    I, for one, will not do business with them again. ...

  151. dont use serverbeach by Indy1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    they are a major spam haus

    --
    Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
  152. Jobs Linux? - DensitY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its funny how one of the job positions here is for linux...

    http://www.sco.com/company/jobs/

  153. No Darl. by Znork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "He compares his fight with Linux supporters to the time when his family caught thieves stealing cattle from their ranch in Utah."

    From Darls current actions I suspect that what actually happened was that Darls family figured out they couldnt live on the one poor mishandled cow they had, so they sued the neighbours, claiming the neighbours cattle were actually theirs (because their cow had one dark night given birth to several thousand fully grown cattle who had then snuck into the neighbours ranch), and then went on to threatening with suing anyone eating beef unless they paid Darls family.

    At least, then it would be a more comparable story.

  154. They prolly didn't pay any significant sum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    SCO would be thrilled to have any customer so they could spin the story to get more, so they probably offered EV1 the deal with some nominal fee like ten bucks with a non-disclosure clause and the suits at EV1 fell for it, thinking it's cheap and how much they were saving if SCO ever started winning any lawsuits.

    I pity the fools.

  155. Doing his Mormon Duty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got the answer!

    He's "milking the Gentiles." A commendable act for sure. After all, as long as you only lie and cheat to non-believers, you are doing God's work.

    As a Christian I am sickened.

  156. Why isn't EV1 suing? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    This guy doesn't get it. You don't hope for anything; you sue them when they breach the contract. If you're smart, you get damages (and yes, EV1 is being damaged by SCO's breach) and maybe even your money back.

    I keep seeing this "I wish they wouldn't do that" quote from him. If you wish they wouldn't do it, you get a lawyer and sue.

  157. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't play games on Linux.

  158. Faust or how Darl played with the devil by theolein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The newsforge story about the SEC finally beginning to investigate both Microsoft and SCO is, if I see this correctly, going to be one of the biggest shakeouts in recent corporate history.

    I was one of the people who, last year while no one was taking Microsoft involvement seriously, posted that there was a good chance Microsoft was involved based purely on the case of what the motivation was behind the whole SCO lawsuit. Now that SCO's case has been shown to be a mostly hot air campaign of lies and public FUD, considering that SCO has yet to openly show a single case of obvious infringement in court, I think it might have well gone off along the following lines:

    SCO was losing both money and marketshare rapidly up until last year, having failed to persuade IBM to continue on project monterey after Caldera bought the rights from the original SCO, and thereby having no modern product and only an installed base of legacy customers whp were looking for other sources in any case. I think that while the original idea might have come from McBride himself to make a legal case for Linux chaos, I would think that probably, one of the first things he would have done is to approach Microsoft, or else he was approached by Microsoft very early as part of Microsoft's FUD campaign aginst Linux.

    The benefits for Microsoft are obvious, as it would bring in, at the very least, doubt into the minds of PHB's who were considering Linux adoption. The fact that the SEC might be investigating Microsoft for funding analysts (something which has been obvious to just about everyone here on /. for years) such as Gartner induces me to think it was probably Microsoft who first approached McBride.

    I would think that Microsoft offered SCO and McBride a very Faustian kind of deal: Carry the legal and above all PR campaign against Linux and especially IBM (who has given an enormous amount of credibility to Linux) and Microsoft would save SCO's and McBride's collective asses. The amount of money involved is small change for Microsoft.

    The fact that McBride is as stupid as the original Faust character, is easy to spot when one looks at other companies who have trusted or sold their souls to the Microsoft machine. Where are they today?

    The reason that I think it might turn into a huge wopper of a case is because, when the threads unravel and Microsoft's tactics are displayed in court, they will not only have been guilty of breaking the antitrust agreements, but also numerous felonies involving the charges mentioned at newsforge. On top of that I can see this one going all the way to the top at Microsoft because I can not see any such huge campaign not being known and sanctioned by Bill and Steve personally.

    And when I look at the current legal mood involving Worldcom's Ebbers and Martha Stewart and the punishment handed out, I don't think that there will be the same mercy applied as there was during the anti-trust trials.

  159. Paranoia by RLW · · Score: 2, Funny


    I for one deeply hope that Darl is not paranoid.

    It is terrible to think that he could suffer from this as well as being delusional and suffering from kleptomania .

  160. Type of gun? by sczimme · · Score: 1


    McBride said he sometimes carries a gun, declining to specify the type

    I bet it's a squirt gun. The gun would be just like him: small, nigh useless, and all wet.

    --
    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
  161. I wasn't allowed. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    I wanted to go, but they said they said people who use Vi instead of Emacs are not welcome. :(

    --
    45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B2
  162. I expect EV1 to stand up for me by redelm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I thought about this before cancelling my EV1 account. Yes, Bob Marsh may have made a justifiable cash-risk-based business decision. Pay 5 k$/yr or risk 50+ servers in a licence suit.

    But I don't care. I expect the people I support through my business to act ethically and support my interests when they don't conflict with theirs. SCO is playing lawsuit roulette, betting on 000. Despicable. And insupportable irrespective of financial calcs.

    1. Re:I expect EV1 to stand up for me by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      So you blame the victims of protection rackets, then? Nice.


      The only support I expect from EV1 is that which is outlined in the contract. They provide the server, the basic software package, and they keep the server powered up and connected to the net. I don't look to them to be some kind of noble software knights flying the OSS banner to their deaths. Just keep the machines on and connected.

      --
      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
    2. Re:I expect EV1 to stand up for me by Talence · · Score: 1

      Someone who doesn't go "no no, stop!" isn't a really victim. I use another provider: ServerMatrix - they said they have no plans to sign anything with SCO.

      Besides, it should be noted that statistically, the chance is highest to be sued by SCO *after* signing a contract with them.

      --
      I plan to plan / Dutch course in The Hague
    3. Re:I expect EV1 to stand up for me by k_head · · Score: 1

      No not at all. It's totally legitemate to question the judgement of a corporation when the top management shows itself to be inept risk assessors.

      One of the most crucial jobs of a CEO or a board is to properly manage risks to the company. This CEO has shown himself to be incapable of recognizing when something is a risk and when it's not. By simply caving in to an empty threat he has demonstrated that he is completely unaware of the issues around this claim of IP ownership by SCO.

      It's clear to any observer that this company is being run by inept management. There is no reason to continue to support them whatsoever.

      --
      The best way to support the US war effort is to continue buying American products.
  163. oops by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    SEC, not FTC. (and the DOJ appears to be quiet too).

    --
    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  164. Darl's Gun by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 5, Funny
    Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun...

    It's a shotgun.

    Both barrels, both feet, every time.

    --
    the growth in cynicism and rebellion has not been without cause
    1. Re:Darl's Gun by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Someone has to tell Darl that he's not supposed to "conceal" the shotgun down the front of his pants - no matter how he thinks it boosts his ego.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  165. Darl needs to read the SCO Code of Conduct Policy by nekoman · · Score: 1

    http://www.thescogroup.com/images/company/SCO_Code _of_Conduct_and_Ethics_Policy-Final.pdf

  166. Arrest him for carrying a conceled weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    without a license! Most states, you must apply for a permit to carry. Next time he shows up out of his home state, notify the local police that your believe he's carrying a conceled weapon.

  167. Terminology by RichiP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shouldn't it be high time that we formalized some new terminology? I propose that the term "SCOism" be coined to mean the deliberate misuse of facts and half-truths to propagate FUD. Here are my favorite SCO SCOisms:

    1) We own the rights to Unix and its derivatives and since IBM worked on both Unix and Linux, Linux is a derivative and royalty is owned us.

    2) Pamela Jones lives close to the IBM headquarters and ibiblio.org (the organization which hosts her site) have IBM computer. That means she's an IBM lackey.

    3) CA has settled a dispute by licensing a totally different product but which gives them the right to use Linux legally. Therefore, they have licensed Linux from us!

    4) The text of the S2 memo has been misinterpreted by Eric Raymond. Thought Microsoft and Baystar are mentioned there, it has nothing to do with the letter.

    1. Re:Terminology by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      2) Pamela Jones lives close to the IBM headquarters and ibiblio.org (the organization which hosts her site) have IBM computer. That means she's an IBM lackey.
      -----

      The funny thing is that she doesn't actually live anywhere near there. She just got a PO box there to register her domain with...

      Moreover, I seem to remember that the computers were donated well before she started Groklaw, if I have my timeline straight.

      That, and she had 2-3 different hosts for Groklaw as it expanded.

  168. Hey kids, let's have some browser fun! by coupland · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, you too can enjoy this one. If you're running Windows you can accomplish this just by shrinking the icons in your task bar to the right size, other people may need to SHRINK their browser window until only the first 11 letters of this article thread are visible. And then what do you get?

    SCO - EV1, L

    Yay, that was fun!

  169. RE: Armed Guards... by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Didn't Michael Corleone say something like, "If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."

  170. Doesn't this mean... by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    I'm reading through your comment and wondering which party Darl sees himself as?

    I mean, couldn't he perceive himself as the humiliated victim (ie the kid sick of being unpopular) in this situation and must retalitate? He has started carrying a gun now...

    Hopefully, the purpose of the pump 'n dump isn't to get enough funds for an A-Bomb.

    myke

  171. Chess n00b reflexes. by imbaczek · · Score: 1

    NewsForge and others are beginning to follow the money right now. We'll let you know what we find as we connect the dots.

    Isn't it a *little* bit too late?

    (OTOH, better late than never...)

  172. hmm by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 2, Funny

    "McBride said he sometimes carries a gun, declining to specify the type, and travels with armed guards. The gun is licensed, he said." Sucks to be him, I just copyrighted bullets.. so I can sue him when he shoots me full of them.

    --
    1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.
  173. Okay, we won't kill him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But could we maim him a little?

  174. Sorry EV1 by jack_csk · · Score: 0

    A GPL-ed software cannot be sub-licensed, by purchasing SCO's license, EV1 lose all the rights to parts of the software that SCO don't have right on ( perhaps the whole software as SCO's claim could be find baseless).
    Bye bye EV1, you probably don't want to face lawsuit from GPL software developers, right?

  175. Delusions of his own significance... by aquarian · · Score: 1

    Darl McBride obviously suffers from a narcissistic personality disorder. He *wishes* he were important enough to get death threats!

  176. More BS by El · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Security officials have told him that convicted felons are behind the death threats, McBride said. So, if he knows the identities of the people threatening him, why doesn't he a) get a restraining order against these people or b) have them arrested. Or could it be this unsubstantiated claim is yet another part of their FUD campaign? How could you know that they are convicted felons without knowing who they are?

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    1. Re:More BS by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      Duh..Only convicted felons would use software that doesn't cost money, so Darl convicted them!

      --
      "None of us are as dumb as all of us." - meeting mantra
    2. Re:More BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yes, the restraining order. Darl's a moron, but fwiw, do you have any idea how many people have been killed because they relied on that little piece of paper for protection?

  177. Follow the money by El · · Score: 2, Interesting

    His firm, Boies Schiller & Flexner LP, and other law firms associated with the case have received $1 million in cash and 400,000 SCO shares. So, the lawyers don't have any vested interest in artificially inflating the value of SCO stock, do they? When are they allowed to sell these shares?

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  178. Caldera for Business? by zhevek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in the silly days of 1999, I went to Linuxworld in San Jose. Most of the booths were neat, cool, etc... except the Caldera booth. They scared me.

    Every once in a while, they would hand out free t-shirts (or something like that, I didn't get too close). However, they would hand out the free swag to the person in their crowd who yelled the loudest: "Caldera for BUSINESS!" Needless to say, every 15 minutes or so, every geek in the place would wince.

    Makes me laugh now to see them still making the geeks wince.

  179. Hahahaha :))) by XPACT · · Score: 1

    Nice on LOL :)))

  180. Bullshit statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The US has 11,000 gun murders a year, us Brits have 68."

    What you should really be concerned with is how many murders there are a year (by gun or otherwise). Or even better, the percentage of the population murdered annually. I'm willing to bet that you have a similar murder rate (statistically). Gun murders is a useless comparison, since your government has long ago disarmed you...

    1. Re:Bullshit statistics by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Talk about Bullshit statistics...

      I'm willing to bet that you have a similar murder rate (statistically)


      UK: 1.13e-4 % of the population murdered by gun.
      US: 3.79e-3 % of the population murdered by gun.

      i.e. You are 33.5 times more likely to be murdered by a gun in the US than you are in the UK (if you believe the quoted statistics).

      Finding actual murder rates is hard, numbers for the states varies between about 5.5 to 8, and the UK is quoted as about 1-2. Also, it seems they count murder rates in a different way, the UK counting murder convictions, and the US counting murder arrests. Still, using typical figures:

      6.8e-3 % of the population murdered
      1.5e-3 % of the population murdered

      You are 4.5 times more likely to be murdered in the US than the UK.

      As a side note, it does happen. The son of a friend was shot dead last year, so I'm well aware of the meaning behind these statistics. But - basically, you are more likely to be killed in the US, and *much* more likely to be shot.

      More important from my point of view is statistics on people accidentally killed by guns each year in the US and the UK...
      In the US, a conservative estimate is ~1500 people are killed by guns accidentally each year. I'm willing to bet thats at least 1495 more than the UK.
      --
      -- IANAL, BIPOOTV
    2. Re:Bullshit statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What you should really be concerned with is how many murders there are a year (by gun or otherwise).

      ?

      It's astonishing to watch a gun nut go into his propaganda coma. Probably the only way they can take the gun lobby seriously after a long enough exposure - I'm sure even the dumbest of the dumb can start spotting the holes and fallacies given enough time.

  181. Re:Offtopic but anyway : USA Foreign policy has BU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what IS going on with the USA these days:


    What, did you skip your high school history classes? Or did you mean by "these days" the last 50 years or so?

  182. Hey, SCO don't sell anything.... by Peter+Harris · · Score: 1
    We havent even SEEN the "evidence" yet. what if SCO really does have a case, and they suddenly start suing every colo firm that runs linux?
    Erm, this has got to be a joke? OK, maybe you've been spending a lot of "quality time" with yourself under your bridge and have only just noticed that something's going on outside. When you get a moment, click over to Groklaw and bone up on some facts, if you like.

    But really, don't try to convince anyone that a CEO would be in his right mind to make a decision with as much potential downside, and no discernible upside, using reasoning so vacuous.

    --

    -- What do you need?
    -- Gnus. Lots of Gnus.
  183. Get A Clue by ferret70 · · Score: 1

    The LDS (Mormon) church is across-the-board dissimilar from Scientology. Please don't drag religion into this, you do yourself a gross disservice.

    1. Re:Get A Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Let's see - one of them was started by a plagiarizer whose credentials turned out to be fake and research bogus. The other was started by L. Ron Hubbard.

      Yeah, nothing similar at all.

    2. Re:Get A Clue by dwave · · Score: 1

      Let him be buddhist, zarathustrian, parsi. Who cares? He's just a moron.

    3. Re:Get A Clue by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Both are fabricated religions, created fairly recently in America, based on the writings of a single individual. Joseph Smith created the Mormon religion in 1830 when he authored The Book of Mormon. L. Ron Hubbard founded Scientology with the publication of Dianetics in 1950.

      Outside of their respective theologies, the main differentiation between the two organizations is that Scientology meets the 5 criteria for being a cult, while the current mainstream Church of Latter-Day Saints is no more (or less) cultlike than any other major evangelical Christian sect.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  184. ranch thieves? by s4m7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    He compares his fight with Linux supporters to the time when his family caught thieves stealing cattle from their ranch in Utah.

    I can see it now, Darl and his 'Paw, rifles trained on a few guys in labcoats, shaking test tubes.

    'Paw:Whatcha doin' wit them thar cattle, boys?

    Darl:Kin ah shoot 'em, Paw?

    Geneticist:Sir, you don't understand, we're not actually stealing your cattle, we're simply miasppropriating your trade secrets by selecting favorable genetic traits, and replicating them in our own livestock. Perfectly innocent, you see.

    'Paw:G'hed 'n' shoot 'em, son.

    --
    This comment is fully compliant with RFC 527.
  185. Well of course Darl carries a gun... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    How else do you expect the multiple foot-shootings per day to happen? You have to be packing to fill your foot with lead at the rate Darl and SCO are going.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  186. Michael Moore, guns, weering off topic by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Read about Michael Moore using strawmen for defence.

    He has an agenda. And he's throwing sand in our eyes.

    Sure, the US have a gun lobby. Some of those who talk back are gun advocates and right wingers. But not all those who speak out against Michael Moore are "gun nuts". I don't own a gun, and neither does Richard Bushnell, the operator of that site.
    You don't even have to be "conservative" to see that Michael Moore plays fast and loose with the truth.

    Let's take the bank scene as an example. He represents his critics as saying that he used actors and a stage to "stage" the scene. No critics said that. They said the gun buy was pre-arranged, the bank employees not doing what they usually would have, i.e. staged, and cut to look different than what it was.

    I was happy to see Wesley Clark drop out. Him as president with Michael Moore as information minister? Scary as Hell.

    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
  187. Re:Ethics not found by bearl · · Score: 1

    That link seems to not work, but that got me started playing with the search engine on their site: Search for Ethics at SCO

  188. Great Britain and their gun-control paradise by Ranten_N_Raven · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    Oh, yeah. Great Britain and their gun-control paradise...Riiiiight!
    Many of the countries with the strictest gun control have the highest rates of violent crime.
    Australia and England, which have virtually banned gun ownership, have the highest rates of
    robbery, sexual assault, and assault with force of the top 17 industrialized countries.
    (Footnoted by: "Dutch Ministry of Justice, Criminal Victimization in Seventeen Industrialized Countries, 2001")
    Gun Facts, version 3.2

    The chart on that page (49 of 78) shows the "Contact Crime Victimization Rates" for 1999, giving "% vitimized."

    Austrilia (sic): 4.1%
    England and Wales: 3.6%
    Scotland: 3.4%
    Canada: 3.4%
    Finland: 3.2%
    Poland: 2.8%
    Northern Ireland: 2.4%
    Denmark: 2.3%
    France: 2.2%
    Sweden: 2.2%
    Switzerland: 2.1%
    Netherlands: 2.0%
    USA: 1.9%
    Belgium: 1.8%
    Spain: 1.5%
    Portugal: 1.4%
    Japan: 0.4%

    FURTHER: On page 50 of 78, they graph the sharply rising violent crime & robebry rates, and the declining gun ownership rate. There is certainly a strong positive correlation, implying there might be causation.

    YET FURTHER: They point out
    In America, a gun crime is recorded as a gun crime. In Britain, a crime is only recorded when there
    is a final disposition (a conviction). All unsolved gun crimes in Britain are not reported as gun crimes, grossly undercounting the amount of gun crime there. To make matters worse, British law enforcement has been exposed for falsifying criminal reports to create falsely lower crime figures, in part to preserve tourism.
    with footnotes crediting Gallant , Hills, Kopel, "Fear in Britain", Independence Institute, July 18, 2000, and Daily Telegraph, 1996. (Same link as above.)

    There's more. Follow the link.

    Oh, and why were the first shots fired in the American Revolution? Because the Brits wanted to take away our guns! Battle of Lexington & Concord Abstract, That Memory May Their Deed Redeem, The Continental Congress; Lexington, Lexinton & Concord, etc.

    Oh, and the first battle of Texas's independence? TAKE a GUESS what that was about!
    --

    READ the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the other amendments! http://lcweb2.loc.gov/const/const.html
  189. Those licences are the geek version of cooties. by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO should give them out like candy to their enemies. Send Linus one free of charge, refuse to take it back.

    SCO hereby licenses you to use Linux...
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    --

    It is no longer uncommon to be uncommon.
  190. SCOX vs LNUX by spitzak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is a weird one SCOX and LNUX

    Any explanation for this similarity?

    1. Re:SCOX vs LNUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod this up!
      what's going on?

    2. Re:SCOX vs LNUX by fizbin · · Score: 1

      Well, first off I wonder if the observed similarity isn't just coincidence - if you look at, for example, the two year or three month charts, you don't see the same thing.

      That being said, I'd need to pull out the heavy statistical tools to tell you what's really going on, which I might do over lunch.

  191. Umm, hello??? by G00F · · Score: 1, Troll

    Those Mormons as you call them are very open. You can find everything for free. They also submitted everything to the library of congress years ago. Even the things that go on inside the temples. Of course you can't just walk in, just like I don't want you walking in while my wife is having a baby. Nothing secret, just sacred.

    And they have never had a history of being racists(someone elses reply to you).

    The polygamy crap you see on the news now days, are not the same church.

    --
    The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive
    1. Re:Umm, hello??? by Darby · · Score: 1

      And they have never had a history of being racists(someone elses reply to you).

      That's why black people were never allowed into the church until recently since they are cursed?

      Whatever guy.

    2. Re:Umm, hello??? by rewt66 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yes, they do have a history of being racist, both in doctrine (blacks were the cursed sons of Ham, who received black skin as a mark of their curse) and in practice (within the Mormon church, blacks were denied the priesthood until 1979 or thereabouts).

      "The polygamy crap" that you see on the news now is grounds for excommunication from the Mormon church, but until about 1890 it was official church doctrine (you couldn't reach the highest level of heaven - which enabled you to become a god yourself - unless you were a polygamist). But the church changed it's position (current doctrine is that polygamy is only for the hereafter, but will get you excommunicated if you do it here and now). But there are a number of Mormon-ish splinter groups who believe that the Mormon church was correct before 1890 but went astray when they abandoned polygamy, and said splinter groups adhere (more or less) to the official pre-1890 Mormon doctrine.

      For the record: I live in Utah, I'm not Mormon, but I pay attention to their position.

    3. Re:Umm, hello??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They where always able to join, just not hold the prestood, untile 1979ish.

    4. Re:Umm, hello??? by Lew+Payne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I beg to differ. You make it sound as if the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has opened up its archives to everyone. Nothing can be further from the truth. The Church has opened up only those sections of its archives which are not materially damaging to it. Other archives, such as the private letters between early Mormon leaders, are kept confidential. Only a handful of people have seen them, that viewing being mostly limited to Official Church Historians. Your statement also leads one to believe that the Church has produced documents which explain everything that goes on inside the temples. Again, this is false and misleading. The Church has revealed only an edited version of what goes on inside the temple... editing history in the process. These days, when discussing the origins of the ceremonies, it fails to reveal things such as Blood Atonement, the influence of the Masons, and selectively deletes portions of history which would otherwise be an embarrassment to the Church and negatively impact its recruitment efforts. You also state that the Mormons have never had a history of being racists. I suggest you do a bit of basic research, and read History of the Church. You will find that until 1978, blacks were not allowed to hold any office in the Church, and were specifically thought of as inferior... this coming directly from Church apostles... who "speak on behalf of God": "Now WE ARE GENEROUS WITH THE NEGRO. WE ARE WILLING that the Negro have the highest kind of education. I WOULD BE WILLING to LET every Negro DRIVE A CADILLAC IF THEY COULD AFFORD IT. I WOULD BE WILLING that they have all the advantages they can get out of life in the world. BUT LET THEM ENJOY THESE THINGS AMONG THEMSELVES." LDS "Apostle" Mark E. Petersen, "Race Problems - As They Affect The Church Your final point, regarding the "polygamy crap," is also without basis. The practice of polygamy, err... polyandry (multiple wives, who also have multiple husbands) was introduced by Joseph Smith in a Revelation from God. Tell me... who is the founder of "your" Church... since you say they are not the same Church? If it's Joseph Smith, then we are correct in stating that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS, Mormon) has its roots in polyandry/polygamy, and that the founder (prophet, seer and revelator) of this Church, who "restored" this only true Church, is the original prophet in which the current Church is based.

    5. Re:Umm, hello??? by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. You make it sound as if the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has opened up its archives to everyone. Nothing can be further from the truth.

      The Church has opened up only those sections of its archives which are not materially damaging to it. Other archives, such as the private letters between early Mormon leaders, are kept confidential. Only a handful of people have seen them, that viewing being mostly limited to Official Church Historians.

      Your statement also leads one to believe that the Church has produced documents which explain everything that goes on inside the temples. Again, this is false and misleading. The Church has revealed only an edited version of what goes on inside the temple... editing history in the process.

      These days, when discussing the origins of the ceremonies, it fails to reveal things such as Blood Atonement, the influence of the Masons, and selectively deletes portions of history which would otherwise be an embarrassment to the Church and negatively impact its recruitment efforts.

      You also state that the Mormons have never had a history of being racists. I suggest you do a bit of basic research, and read History of the Church. You will find that until 1978, blacks were not allowed to hold any office in the Church, and were specifically thought of as inferior... this coming directly from Church apostles... who "speak on behalf of God":

      "Now WE ARE GENEROUS WITH THE NEGRO. WE ARE WILLING that the Negro have the highest kind of education. I WOULD BE WILLING to LET every Negro DRIVE A CADILLAC IF THEY COULD AFFORD IT. I WOULD BE WILLING that they have all the advantages they can get out of life in the world. BUT LET THEM ENJOY THESE THINGS AMONG THEMSELVES." -- LDS "Apostle" Mark E. Petersen, "Race Problems - As They Affect The Church

      Your final point, regarding the "polygamy crap," is also without basis. The practice of polygamy, err... polyandry (multiple wives, who also have multiple husbands) was introduced by Joseph Smith in a Revelation from God. Tell me... who is the founder of "your" Church... since you say they are not the same Church? If it's Joseph Smith, then we are correct in stating that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS, Mormon) has its roots in polyandry/polygamy, and that the founder (prophet, seer and revelator) of this Church, who "restored" this only true Church, is the original prophet in which the current Church is based.

    6. Re:Umm, hello??? by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      You are basically correct... but only if you properly qualify your statement, as follows:

      "And they have never had a history of being racists... except when they're being blatantly racist."

      See THIS LINK for one such example, in which even Nichelle Nickels (Lt. Uhura from Star Trek) found herself discriminated against and had to leave town because the local Salt Lake hotels would not rent a room to a BLACK PERSON.

      Mormons aren't racist... and the Earth is flat.

    7. Re:Umm, hello??? by G00F · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow, are some of your posts and links so out there.

      Lets see where you are wrong.
      Men are called to go on missions, women can go if they want too.
      Both sexes hold positions in the church. Only the males hole the prestood and such.
      Black people where always allowed into the LDS church, just couldn't have the prestood till 1970's. Something to do with not being very public opinion.
      There was never multiple men to one woman. It was 1 man for multiple wives, just like the bible. It was only a vew who praticed this. It is a touchy subject because most people people only know that there was a short amount of time where it was needed. It was dropped once USA made it illegal. One could see the fact that mormons where hunted and there was few men, and many single/widowed women.

      And yes, everything in the temple is documented. You seem to be a rather hatefull person of this church.

      Also note, that there are some racist people everywhere. From all races.

      At no time did the leadership ever say black people had the mark of Cain. Infact they said otherwise to help stop some rumors way back when. This has been one church that has always taught love everyone, even peoipel who hate you, belive something in else, or look different.

      btw, I don't think it is right to be calling me mormon/lds/etc. Because, well, I'm not one atm.

      --
      The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive
    8. Re:Umm, hello??? by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Umm, in case you forgot, the entire country was racist, with some sections of it being much more so than others. The Mormon church was made of Americans and Americans at that time in history were very racist. Or, maybe Maritn Luther King did not really have his marches, and get shot. Catholics, Lutherans, Mormons... All of the "religions" were racist in one way or another. Maybe some of the people in the churh were black, but they sat in the back there as well as the back of the bus.

      Anyone who takes issue with the Mormons had better check to see how estranged their own church's vision of reality is first. The Mormons have many good points (and many daffy ones), but in the Bible, the Clergy are not to be paid. This is the reference to the other religions' clergy. There are many other points that I will leave to a knowledgable Mormon to post. They are all correct, they are all in the Bible, and are all ignored by almost all if not all other Christian religions.

      As far as McBride. I am now to the point where I wonder why the judge in the case has allowed this charade to continue as long as it has. But, then again, I also wonder why the MS anti-trust suit got dropped so fast when the current adminsitration came in. Coincidence?

      InnerWeb

      --
      Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
    9. Re:Umm, hello??? by Qeantk · · Score: 1

      Not being able to hold the presthood [sic] IS racist and sexist. The ability to have children balances the priesthood, right? Because after all, women should be at home making babies, while the men are off making the decisions. 2 Nephi 5:21 And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them. 5:22 And thus saith the Lord God: I will cause that they shall be loathsome unto thy people, save they shall repent of their iniquities. As for opening all their records - BULLSHIT. They sued a couple who was publicizing how you could get your name removed from the Church records. The think only your Bishop should be able to know this. God forbid it be easy to leave the Chruch without the discretion or hassling of your Bishop. If he doesn't want to let you leave, you shouldn't be able to. The Church has a long history of keeping layers upon layers of secrets. The higher in the heirarchy you go, the more you know.

    10. Re:Umm, hello??? by Qeantk · · Score: 1

      Ya, ya ya - preview.

      Not being able to hold the presthood [sic] IS racist and sexist. The ability to have children balances the priesthood, right? Because after all, women should be at home making babies, while the men are off making the decisions.

      2 Nephi
      5:21 And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.

      5:22 And thus saith the Lord God: I will cause that they shall be loathsome unto thy people, save they shall repent of their iniquities.

      As for opening all their records - BULLSHIT. They sued a couple who was publicizing how you could get your name removed from the Church records. The think only your Bishop should be able to know this. God forbid it be easy to leave the Chruch without the discretion or hassling of your Bishop. If he doesn't want to let you leave, you shouldn't be able to. The Church has a long history of keeping layers upon layers of secrets. The higher in the heirarchy you go, the more you know.

    11. Re:Umm, hello??? by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      I don't mind being "out there" as you characterize it, as long as my opinion is supported by fact. Hence, a little research will show you that:

      1) Mormonism is not rooted in Christianity. For further clarification, see this link.

      2) You obfuscate the issue, by stating that "blacks were always allowed in the Church." The question was whether or not the Church discriminated against blacks. The Church obviously has a long history of discriminating against, and maligning, blacks. For further information, see this link. Don't be surprised at the racist and hateful statements LDS apostles (who speak for God) have made against blacks throughout history.

      I stated that Joseph Smith (founder of the Church) introduced and practiced polyandry (multiple wives and husbands), not polygamy (multiple wives for a single husband). You state erroneously that "there were never multiple men to one woman." Yet eight (8) of the thirty three (33) marriages of Joseph Smith were of this type! I suggest you check this link for supporting facts.

      Likewise, everything in the temple is not documented. In fact, Mormon literature teaches us that "some things in the temple are sacred, and not to be revealed to outsiders." For an overview, see this link. For an overview of how the ceremony has changed over time, you can go here.

      To address your next statement... yes, there are some racist people everywhere. But that wasn't the issue, or in question. I'm not sure what your point is in mentioning this. The fact that Mormons have a dark history with black people (no pun intended) is not exculpated by other examples of racism, rampant or otherwise.

      You also state that "at no time did the leadership ever say black people had the mark of Cain." Again, you are incorrect. Plenty of LDS prophets (who speak for God) have told us so, as you can see for yourself right here. For a history of the black man and Mormonism in general, you can go here.

      So far, your contentions are without merit. If you have evidence to present that is contrary to my researched opinion, please feel free to cite your sources, as I have done. I'm always open to assimilating new facts, and learning new things.

    12. Re:Umm, hello??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, in case you forgot, the entire country was racist

      ....and that makes it all ok? Right....oo-ok..

      but in the Bible, the Clergy are not to be paid

      eehh...wrong! Bible says in reference to ministers receiving wages that "the Lord ordained those announcing the gospel to live from the gospel". Read 1 Corinthians 9:6-14 for context and more elaboration.

      Why are Christ's writings not in the Bible?

      His sayings are recorded by eye witnesses. I am sure if Jesus wrote any manuscripts, they would be in there. But to date, no-one knows of any. I guess it just like asking you "Why are there no number one best selling books written by Innerweb?".

    13. Re:Umm, hello??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire country is still racist. The subject and intensity has just shifted. Hell, most of the RNC talking points of "states rights" and "welfare reform" is just obfuscated the-good-middle-and-upper-class-white-people against the-poor-blacks-aliens-and-white-trash speak. (And the DNC isn't much better here either.)

      Have you been paying attention to how people from the middle east have been portrayed for the past 20 and more years? Lately, you would think being a patriot means wishing the whole middle east was turned to glass.

    14. Re:Umm, hello??? by innerweb · · Score: 1
      I absolutely agree with what you say.

      And I would add a bunch of other things We Americans are on top of that.

      InnerWeb

      --
      Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
    15. Re:Umm, hello??? by innerweb · · Score: 1
      ...and that makes it all ok? Right....oo-ok..

      You read too much into what was is not said. I only said that the whole country was racist, and it really still is racist. How you read that I said it was ok into that makes me wonder about you.

      His sayings are recorded by eye witnesses. I am sure if Jesus wrote any manuscripts, they would be in there. But to date, no-one knows of any.

      Learn some religious history. Try checking out the formation of the modern Bible in the 400 ADs. Another one of those history writing by committee things. The Bible is a powerful book with many great messages. But the average person has no idea what it is all about. I do not claim to be a Biblical scholar, but I have spent more time than most around me studying it's history (third sourced) and its individual books (original forms before the 400AD meetings).

      I guess it just like asking you "Why are there no number one best selling books written by Innerweb?".

      No number one best selling books - I have written for companies, not mass markets. The publications are internal and are for some of the companies required reading and in all cases considered private to the company.

      InnerWeb

      --
      Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
  192. He's just a poser. by khasim · · Score: 1

    If he were really into the Tin Foil Hat Club, he'd be calling the local police, FBI, NSA, Secret Service and so forth.

    Puh-LEEEEEZZZZ!

    Anyone can carry a gun and check into hotels under assumed names. Lots of people carry guns. Lots of people check into hotels under assumed names. Some of them do both.

    Anyone can claim that they're doing it for self-defense (or to hide from people).

    But until you're calling the cops and FBI and reporting the threats, you're just playing the fantasy.

  193. How about servercove? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as to whether there's anyone out there that uses servercove, and what their experiences were. I started looking for good colo prices a while ago using Google and some brute force, and ran across 'em. Going by their webpage, they seem to be pretty Linux-friendly, and quite inexpensive($89/mo/700GB/8IP). I wondered if the inexpensive factor might be because of low reliability or something, though. I've yet to see people on Slashdot talking about them.

  194. Darl should be excommunicated by funkify · · Score: 1

    from the Mormon church.

    EOM

  195. Fuck Darl by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Fuck Darl. Sell me the happy pill. I want to be happy.

    --
    Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
  196. What is your hat made of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (sarcasm on)
    Yep, the LDS Church is so greedy or desparate for money that they will "own" people, companies and judges, (including IBM, no less!) and use them to gain money.
    (sarcasm off)

    I can think of lots of easier ways for the LDS Church to get money than to use this SCO hair-brained, weak, non-sensical scheme. It's resources are much larger SCO ever dreamed of becoming!

    (sarcasm on)
    And there really is a face on mars...

    And that goofy "religion" out of France really did clone a human...

    And the moon landing is all a hollywood hoax...

    And the world is flat...
    (sarcasm off)

    I think your tin foil hat is coming off!

  197. If you think there's potential fraud, tell the SEC by dwheeler · · Score: 1
    It appears that public comments have convinced the SEC to look into this issue. However, what's not clear is the priority the SEC is giving to the case.

    If you think the SCO case is an important case for the SEC to investigate, you should contact the SEC, telling them to investigate SCO and why you think the SEC should be involved. You should reference specific points from Halloween X and/or Groklaw if you're going to make your point. Most government organizations prioritize in part by whatever wheel squeeks the loudest.

    --
    - David A. Wheeler (see my Secure Programming HOWTO)
  198. only once... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    after the first mistake, he doesn't have to worry about shooting himself in the feet. Lower legs perhaps, but not feet...

  199. anyone with an office that bare... by Roguepixel · · Score: 1

    either just moved in or doesn't do $#it!!! Well except sign legal papers.

    in reference to Darl Mcbride's office, pictured in the desertnews.com article: http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,595047068,00 .html

  200. And if he carries that weapon into a church.... by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    In fact if he carries the weapon into Church on Sundays, we can get him in trouble with not only civil authorities, but church leaders as well!

    I for one wish that the LDS church would excommunicate this man for his blatant ethics violation, Hell, he lies every time he goes in for a Temple Recommend interview, how can he passably answer Yes to the question, "Are you honest in all your dealings with you fellow men?"

    Seriously, what is his home address? I would like to know so I can get in contact with his Bishop and Stake President and start a disciplinary council against him. and no, I would not use it to harass him, or threaten him or his family. (unlike some here on /.). I fervently believe that this man has no business being in the LDS church and that a disciplinary council should be brought up because of this mans un-ethical conduct.

    (Yes, I am an Active, church going Mormon)

  201. Call for all LDS /. readers... by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    ...to gather all the evidence we can and then present it to Darl's Stake President so that we can start a disciplinary council on the man.

    Hell, with all the stuff I have read on /. and comparing that to the LDS Church Handbook of Instructions, it will be a no brainier for his stake presidency to excommunicate him.

    Though I wonder if he is on the high council? If so we might be able to pull some strings to get the First Presidency to rule over a disciplinary council.

    Ahhh, that would be the day to see Darl McBride excommunicated! :-)

  202. Re:Oh no, he carries a gun! by OverkillTASF · · Score: 1

    Yes, my post was a troll. And a news article that takes a CEO and tries to make him out as some paranoid bad guy with a gun isn't... Californication is the way of the media!

  203. according to sco website by momfreeek · · Score: 1

    5 reasons to choose unix instead of linux:

    1. SCO UNIX(R) is a Proven, Stable and Reliable Platform
    2. SCO UNIX(R) is backed by a single, experienced vendor
    3. SCO UNIX(R) has a Committed, Well-Defined Roadmap
    4. SCO UNIX(R) is Secure
    5. SCO UNIX(R) is Legally Unencumbered
    well apart from 2 & 3, i'm not sure theres any advantage, and as for 5..
  204. What Darl should really carry instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...on his way to jail: A box of condums - extra large, a big tube of KY, and a big tube of hydrocortisone cream 1% and some ibuprofin tablets for the morning after.

  205. Re:Ethics not found by nekoman · · Score: 0
  206. mug shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.caldera.com/company/execs/dmcbride.html

    he does look rather sleazy.

  207. Re:List of EV1 networks for your firewalling pleas by CptNerd · · Score: 1

    Good, maybe you can block some of the spam from going to my servers!

    --
    By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  208. Paranoid schizophrenia? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Daryl's behavior is increasingly similar to Paranoid Schizophenic behaviors I've seen while working in a mental health unit.
    delusions of persecuiton, carring a weapon armed body guards;
    delutions of granduer, just thinking he can get away with sueing IBM counts a delutions of grandeur; not to mention his loose grip on reality and anti-scocial behavior like insulting the entire OS devoloper community; I think if I was on the board of directors, a competant psyc eval of Daryl would be neccessary for my peace of mind.

    --
    Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    1. Re:Paranoid schizophrenia? by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      working in a mental health unit.

      Judging from your spelling, I sure hope you weren't working in the dispensary.

      --
      One god, one market, one truth, one consumer.
    2. Re:Paranoid schizophrenia? by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, I've been around schizophrenics, and while there are different levels of severity, I don't think even a mild schizophrenic would be as coherent as Darl, and I mean that without sarcasm. His FUD, while hard to believe sometimes, is too calculated to be the rants of a schizophrenic. He could have some other disorder like manic depression, and I do agree he is antisocial.

      --
      You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
    3. Re:Paranoid schizophrenia? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      He's most likely just a common-or-garden sociopath.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
  209. Darls gun by FatTux · · Score: 1
    "Darl McBride says he sometimes carries a gun"

    Yep, a 40-watt plasma rifle. Make no mistake, MS has sent him from the future to terminate Linux...

    1. Re:Darls gun by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, there is a question on the federal firearms form about sanity. Did Darl lie on a Federal legal document?

      Darl is not smart enough to own a gun, as has been proven by the number of times he's shot himself in the ass.

      --
      Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
  210. Gun likely wouldn't help him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you think about it, if a geek's really got a murderous intent towards Daryl, wouldn't it be more likely that he/she'd build a linux-powered do-it-yourself cruise missle carrying a payload of exploding cellphone batteries to take him out instead?

    (Gotta love the pic of Daryl in his office, I can just imagine the caption... "So Daryl, just how far did you pull this lawsuit out of your ass?")

  211. Microsoft's best hope: SCO + leaked WinNT code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As silly as we insist it is, the threat of SCO lawsuits over purloined code has got to be scaring away at least some skittish would-be Linux adoptees, and as such demonstrates the first and perhaps only effective strategy to battle open source.

    SCO probably won't prevail, not only because their case is weak, but they simply don't have the pockets deep enough to keep the battle going.

    But this can't have been lost on Microsoft. Microsoft has *very* deep pockets, and a legal team feared by the entire industry. And, their WinNT code was just "leaked". Wait a year or so, and then watch as Microsoft begins making noises about some of their code appearing in Linux distros. Like SCO, they don't have to prove it -- just allege that it is there.

    How long could any Linux distro group stand up to a sustained multi-year full frontal assault by Microsoft's legal team? Perhaps more importantly, what corporation would want to? And finally, if Microsoft truly sees Linux as its only threat, and is fighting for its life, why wouldn't Microsoft use SCO's strategy?

  212. Hit them where it hurts by timlewis_atlanta · · Score: 1

    EV1 made a big mistake, and now they'll have to live with it. I think they knew exactly what they were doing : they rolled over so SCO would sue their competitors instead. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

    Personally, I won't do business with EV1, and I won't do business with any company that is hosted by EV1.

  213. Wrong Link to SCO's site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the correct link: litigious bastards

  214. lol by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    *bites insightful moderated flaimbait*

    Who moderated this as insightful?

    Yes - we should fear the AC - we should fear those who post anonymously. Oh please, not everyone agrees with absolutely every single comment on this site.

    "If you are afraid to state at least your /. name ....."

    Here I'll state something with my /. name and use it in a way that criticizes you.

    1. Re:lol by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      Thank-you

      --
      Stay tuned for new sig...
  215. Darl's armed goons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Deseret News article says that "An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School when he gave a speech last month."

    Hmmm....Hah-vahd just HAS to have a policy regarding firearms in campus buildings.

  216. Yes by shadowbearer · · Score: 1
    --
    It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  217. Disappointment Bucket by tilrman · · Score: 1
    The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction.

    In other words, "This is extortion, and we're gonna take it!"

    It is a huge disappointment to us that we would be thrown in the same bucket, so to say, with the SCO Group.

    Would that be the "you owe us money, but we won't tell you what it is you're buying" bucket? At least SCO has the decency to tell us how much.

    It is a huge disappointment to us that, after signing a secret blood contract with Satan, our friends shunned us, we grew horns and a tail (er...maybe not), and we ended up in Hell for all eternity. What gives?

  218. MS doesn't want to be Most Hated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Microsoft funded this SCO fud so that they would no longer be the most despised company today. SCO now takes the brunt of the public's anger and leaves MS in the background raking in the dough.

  219. I would just like to say. by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    litigious bastards

    SCO has been on a slow plunge since Dec-Jan currently they're around 11 bucks a share from their 20 dollar high, with this announcement. I found particularly funny this graph.

    I am not a stock speculator, but I do recognize that even with the "percieved" artificial inflation some are suggesting (aka market/stock manipulation) the price is still falling. IMO even the stockholders aren't believing this crock anymore.

  220. Exactly! by rhizome · · Score: 1

    EV1 says "we didn't pay seven figures!" and SCO says "it was worth seven figures!".

    --
    When I was a kid, we only had one Darth.
  221. Black list of SCO license buyers by ArcticCelt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It could be a good idea to make a public black list of SCO license buyers!

    --

    Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
  222. Sell no wine before its time by Jayfar · · Score: 1

    One thing to keep in mind though; the government gets interested in and begins pursuing investigations a long time prior to telling you or me that they are doing so. It's not in the interest of justice, in most cases, and can be counter-productive, for investigators to be too talkative about their work in progress.

    In recent months there've been postings in various places to the effect that various regulatory bodies and the Justice Department are turning a blind eye to criminal behaviour on the part of sco and ms, because people have submitted complaints, but nothing has resulted. Regulators can't catch a whiff of something wrong on Monday and haul the perps off to the pokey and throw away the key on Tuesday. Proper investigations take a great deal of time and effort. It could very well be that investigations have been underway since last summer. We should expect to hear of the fruits of any such investigations many months from now.

  223. You dance with the devil.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The CEO of EV1 wants to sound contrite and surprised, and claims that the company "underestimated" the consequences of their actions. Isn't the entire job criterion of a corporate executive to make sound decisions and not to make this sort of mistake? I hope he has underestimated in his re-evaluation... and that the decision actually takes them down to bankruptcy , or even sends him personally to prison along with the SCO execs. Does this guy actually believe he's seen the whole of the consequences of signing up with SCO?

    Are we supposed to have some sort of sympathy? Why should we?

  224. I thought this was just a joke.. by caveman902 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Apparently this is really by gun toting McBride.

    Would you be foolish enough to buy software from this man? ;-)

    From: Chief Darl McBride lunatic@conspiracy-theory-sco.com
    Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy
    Subject: tHE pENGUINS HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR 2.5 years
    Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 13:33:47 -0000
    Organization: http://www.sco.com
    Reply-To: nutballs@-sco.com
    Summary: Linux is a communist conspiracy.
    User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.0 (SCO)
    This is not a joke and i am very serious. The penguins has been harassing and mentally torturing me for two and half years since around Oct 01. The penguins has installed gps tracking devices in my car, tracked me like an fish , wire tapped my phone and has been monitoring all my web surfing activities for 2.5yrs and completely dehumanized me.

    The penguins have been following me 24X7X60X60 everywhere including grocery stores, retail stores, malls, restaurants and movie theaters. The penguins who were following me have at times verbally and racially abused me in retail store and grocery store parking lots by shouting at me inanities.
    One penguin once tried to ram into my car from behind with a IBM van and came within one inch of hitting me from behind. There was no traffic altercation between us and there was no traffic on the road. The penguin in the IBM van never tried to overtake me and was very angry at me and hated me for no reason.

    Some of the undercover penguin vehicles with Michigan title plates that harassed me were SCO SUX (White SUV), SCODOOM (red car), LINUXRULZ (black car), PENGUIN (black car). One penguin monitoring my websurfing called me a dumbass. His email is stalker@linux.com and his EBAY id is "scosux".
    When I send LEGAL NOTICES to LINUX USERS, the sadistic penguins who were monitoring my email and websurfing, have been badmouthing and assasinating my character with lawyers by sending anonymous emails and jeopardizing my extortion opportunities for the last 2.5 yrs.
    The penguins has been interfering in my personal life for no reason. and forced me to live like a virtual prisoner. I cannot talk to friends, family members and prospective suckers without the fear of being over heard and recorded. I am afraid of doing everything and anything without fear.

    I am not a terrorist. I am NOT A MUSLIM. I donot have any muslim friends. I am not a drug smuggler. I did not kill anybody. I did not threaten to kill anybody. I dont have a record like gottis or escobars. I do not have any prior criminal record. Why should I suffer all this harassment and constant loss of privacy for such an extended period of time.
    I am not familiar with US legal system that much. Can somebody tell me why the sadistic penguins has such ridiculous amount of power to harass and mentally torture me with wire and web taps, deny me any sort of privacy, and track me like an fish with gps devices for so long.
    WHy do the penguins has the right to think they are Gods and they are always right. WHy should my life depend on what the penguins thinks of me.
    This has become a game for the penguins and they are AMUSING themselves by ruining and wrecking my life.

    "It is *PLAIN COMMON SENSE* any human being in this situation will obviously look for privacy and when I do, the sadistic penguins perceives it as if I am doing something wrong". WHY IS THE penguin SO IMMATURE TO NOT KNOW SUCH A SIMPLE THING.
    Do somebody have to be a rocket scientist to know this? Why should I suffer if the immature penguin mistakenly thinks I am communicating with somebody.

  225. McBride for Predident ! by kilimangaro · · Score: 1

    Wake up citizen of the great empire ! We have a new champion ! Someone who can fight for our RIGHTS and lead us to a bright future.
    A brand genuine american guy who have the guts to take the RIGHT actions. He will promote our "big-fat-hardcore-capitalist" valor and crush the "evil-freak-socialist-fag" of the open source movement!
    McBride for presidence!

    --
    "Insanity in individuals is something rare, but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule." - Nietzsche
  226. At least they're not Scientologists(tm)... by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

    Bear in mind that we're actually talking about two different 'entities' in this thread - Mormons as individuals, and The Mormon Church as an organization.

    I actually live in the middle of a heavily Mormon area. I can honestly say that, although I think their theology is, well, downright bizarre (God lives on the planet Jolob where his unnamed wife (wives?) churns out spirit babies, if you're a good person you can become a god too, people might live on the sun, etc....*) (Not that this sounds any stranger to my not-particularly-religious attitudes than any of the more 'mainstream' religions), pretty much every individual Mormon I've ever met has come across as being genuinely honest and well-meaning. You know how Mormons are portrayed as almost improbably 'squeaky clean' in South Park cartoons? (And in Trey Parker's highly underrated 'Orgazmo')? Well...they're really a lot like that. (I suspect most of them would find the portrayal somewhat complementary, if they didn't avoid watching shows like that...).

    On the other hand, as a large, close-knit, somewhat secretive organization, I have to admit that I often wonder about The Church itself, and the abuses that connections within the organization might be subject to. Darl's obvious self-serving, selfish, greedy, and dishonest activity continuing without at least some sort of censure only makes me more suspicious. (Interesting that one of the 2 companies that actually paid SCO protection money is also in Salt Lake City. I can't help but wonder if that deal only got set up due to church connections.)

    Those of you reading who ARE Mormons, what do you think of this? And what do OTHER members of your ward (local Mormon church group) think? Do they believe Darl couldn't possibly be acting dishonestly because he's Mormon? Are they as bothered by all of this as most of us are? Are they avoiding the issue?....

    * - these are obviously gross oversimplifications. Google around and I'm sure you can find better explanations...

  227. Re:More BS-Convicted Felons Hacking Linux??? by Filter · · Score: 1

    I find it so easy to picture some wife beating, bank robbing, murderer being so pissed that DMcB is violating the GPL and trying to claim all his NUMA coding and SMP work.

    Papers will print these things...

    --

    "better ways of doing things eventually just replace the inferior things" - Linus Torvalds 09-08-07

  228. foolish? by TekGoNos · · Score: 1

    The point is not if SCO has a chance in hell to win this.

    The point is if the legal expenses generated by a lawsuite are higher than the few millions he paid for the licenses.

    Even if^H^H^H as SCO has no chance of winning it, the costs for winning the lawsuite might be higher than to pay SCO it's extortion money.
    You dont pay extortion money because the other party is right, you pay extortion money because the damage they can do to you is greater than what they demand. If the damage is done by trashing your store or by the costs of a lawsuite is irrelevant.

    On the other hand, it's the right decision to boycott EV1 now. We must send a clear message, that paying SCO's extortion money will cost you more than just the pricetag. This will make some CEO's, that are considering buying the licence, think again.

    EV1, however, should just sue SCO for breach of contract, slander and extortion (or whatever the legal term for "treatening someone with a baseless lawsuite" is).

    --
    I have discovered a truly remarkable proof for my post which this sig is too small to contain.
    1. Re:foolish? by CaptainCheese · · Score: 1

      EV1, however, should just sue SCO for breach of contract

      Hmm. If i recall correctly, EV1's CEO posted that there was a clause in the sale for non-disclosure of the price, and he was dissappointed that SCO had been talking about it. That alone might be enough but I'd want some corporate lawyers and a copy of the contract to check...

      --
      -- .sigs are a waste of data...turn them off...
  229. EV1 Backstabbed by SCO by ElliotLee · · Score: 1
    SCO officials have spoken to media outlets about the financial terms of the contract between SCO and EV1. "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction. If you have an agreement that calls for certain aspects to be protected, then you would hope that that would be respected."

    Take note, they are killing innovation and ruining the computing world.

  230. Re:OT: Re:OT: Re:Mistaken Identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drugs are under-rated. I used to smoke weed man. Like is was nothing. I got high. I loved it. I got drunk too. THen i joined the .mil; they drug test and blood test ya. SO i had to quit, MEPS sucks!

  231. Linux deathmatch... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    In this corner, SCO executive and self-proclaimed owner of all things that have ever been touched by or influenced by UNIX...Darl McBride!

    In this corner, renowned Open Source zealot and gun nut Eric Raymond!

    May the best man win!

    --
    Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
  232. Microsoft Case Studies: EV1Servers.net by PiotrK · · Score: 1

    EV1 signed a contract with Microsoft, to help SCO kill Linux? Does EV1 participate in illegal money transfer from Microsoft to SCO? At least one thing is sure - Microsoft loves EV1, you cen see it yourself here:
    www.microsoft.com/resources/casestudies/CaseStudy. asp?CaseStudyID=14464
    "Through EV1, Microsoft is pushing its alternative choice - the Web Edition kit"

  233. IBM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Owns IBM? What crack are you smoking? IBM is one of the companies they're trying to milk. As far as judges, 50% of the population of SLC is Mormon, and far more outside. SCO, I think, is close to Provo, so is in one of the more heavily Mormon areas, and also, most judges in Utah are Mormon, just by virtue of the selection process being dominated by mormons, so the judge is much, much more likey Mormon than 50%. We know McBride is Mormon. So in all likelyhood, the only parties that they need to control, they alredy do.

    In terms of how greedy the LDS church is, well, we can leave that to outsiders to decide. They require all members to give 10 percent of their income to the church. Their finances (not to mention large numbers of their rituals) are highly secretive. If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck....

  234. Lyin' King by wattimus · · Score: 1

    I thought OJ was the 'Lyin King'

  235. Careful... by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 2, Informative
    Fourth, we have been accumulating this knowlege ever since we found the Anarchist's Cookbook on the local BBS

    Isn't there a rumor that the book was really written by the gov't and filled with unstable recipes so that the anarchist wannabes would blow themselves up?

    1. Re:Careful... by cmowire · · Score: 1

      No, it was written by a teenage anarchist based on some light research and it's filled with unstable recipes that anarchist wanabes will blow themselves up with because he didn't know better. ;)

  236. apologies to aerosmith by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 1

    Darl has got a gun
    Darl has got a gun
    Deposition's just begun
    Now Linux is on the run

    Tell me now it's untrue
    What did IBM do
    Well they stole some Unix IP
    Novell has got to be insane!
    They say the spell Linus was under
    when he tried to diss Caldera
    BUT NOBODY'S GONNA STOP DARL'S CLAAAAAAIM

    (run away, run away from the claim)

  237. Correct quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Democracy dies behind closed doors."

    The proper quote is:

    Democracies die behind closed doors.
    1. Re:Correct quote by El · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm quoting one of the 444 pages indexed by google that claim "Democracy dies behind closed doors" instead of the 822 pages that claim "Democracies die behind closed doors". Yes, by majority rule, your version is more correct.

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  238. Why he carries a gun - reason 007 by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was because he compares himself to James Bond - in serious presentations to clients no less. This guy is just a legend in his own mind.

  239. no one is too serious about him being dead by sik+puppy · · Score: 1

    If they were, he'd be a corpse already. Enough money to hire a professional assassin and end of story.

    You just need a person that:

    1. is mad enough at him to make the hire
    2. is willing to risk a death penalty trial if something goes wrong.

    I would expect to see some dead spammers long before someone goes after Mcbride.

    --
    The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2
  240. oblig futurama quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grunka, lunka, dunka-dee darmed-guards
    You should not ask about the armed guards...
    --The grunka-lunkas (Darl McBride?)

  241. They both came out of a hat by dbIII · · Score: 1
    My basic understanding of the premise of Scientology ... The Mormon/LDS theology
    They are very different, but the current fairly benign state of Mormonism can give us hope that Scientology may become less sociopathic. The Mormons are not going to massacre anyone and blame it on indians. They even lock up guys that marry 13 year olds as a second wife now.

    As for it coming out of a hat - that's a reference to the way the tablets were suppose to have been transcribed - since looking at them directly instead of looking into the hat would have realeased upspeakable horrors or something.

    It's time for a Mormon to reply to this, and show how benificial the religeon is by naming a real Mormon charity that helps people.

    In comparison I just can't help thinking of Scientologists as evil conmen, who were right there at the World Trade Centre in 2001 posing as rescue workers and looking for vunerable people to take advantage of.

    1. Re:They both came out of a hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You freakin' idiot, they were there giving people assists, which if you 'knew your shit' about Scientology, actually do work, and do reduce trauma and stress.

      Talk to any one of the firefighters that were there that day, who received a caring assist from a Scientologist, and you'll hear a different story. Just because they were there, helping, in a way they knew would be effective, does not make them 'conmen'.

      Far out. What an un-trusting, un-caring, ridicule-laden society we have created for ourselves, where otherwise intelligent people are irrationally led around by their noses by people who 'tell them things about other people' ...

      Learn the truth. Scientology works. If you use it.

    2. Re:They both came out of a hat by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Talk to any one of the firefighters that were there that day, who received a caring assist from a Scientologist, and you'll hear a different story.
      I could be wrong - those New York scientologists could be caring, sharing furry mountains of goodness who are the direct opposite of those in the rest of the world. All those I've met have been out to trick people for money, and babble things about secret squirrels and the bad SF that A.E. Van Voght threw away.

      A good way to judge the integrity of a group is to see how they treat those who oppose them, and scientologists do more than just say criticise people on slashdot.

      Scientology works. If you use it.
      It may for some, but I think I'd rather go on the way I am instead of getting rich exploiting vunerable people.
    3. Re:They both came out of a hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Talk to any one of the firefighters that were there that day, who received a caring assist from a Scientologist, and you'll hear a different story. Just because they were there, helping, in a way they knew would be effective, does not make them 'conmen'.

      Maybe not, but having "Scientology" in big letters on their bright jackets, and at least one photographer for every "helper" so that all those "good deeds" would be on record, sure indicates that *some* of them were.

      I do know some sincere low-level Scns, but their leadership seems almost uniformly corrupt.

  242. My Email To EV1 Servers by Long-EZ · · Score: 1
    I sent the following email to Robert Marsh, (headsurfer@ev1.net), the CEO of EV1 Servers.

    Mr. Marsh:

    In an apparent effort to reach out to the open source community, you were quoted at http://thewhir.com/marketwatch/ev1030504.cfm as saying, "...our intent was simply to take us out of the loop, not to make us public enemy number one."

    By now you've probably realized that your company was used as a propaganda tool by SCO, and has therefore lost credibility in the open source community because of the belief that you caved in to extortion. SCO's intellectual property claims have no merit. EV1 Servers would never have needed to take any action at all. By the time IBM's legal team is finished with SCO, there will be nothing left to pursue Novel, AutoZone, DaimlerChrysler, EV1 Servers, or anyone else.

    It's probably apparent now that what seemed like a cheap insurance policy (paying SCO for protection you didn't need) was actually a case of your company paying to generate a massive amount of unfavorable press. The results would have probably been slightly more positive if you had spent the money on television commercials showing EV1 personnel killing puppies. Ouch. This is probably not a company ending decision, but it's definitely a move in the wrong direction. Paying for an expedient end to a potential problem isn't always the right thing to do. Sometimes it's important to do what's right.

    Imagine the positive image you could have generated for EV1 Servers without spending any money at all. EV1 Servers could have contacted Groklaw or any of the other online news sources clamoring for SCO information, showed them the scary letter that SCO sent, and explained to them that you told SCO in no uncertain terms that their claims were baseless, and you would rather spend money defending Linux in court than give them a penny. You missed the chance to be a hero. Maybe next time.

    Bruce Layne
    Lexington Kentucky

    --
    >> My ultraviolent Linux switch video.
  243. lame website SCO have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AD: "The SCO Group | SCO Grows Your Business"

    Reality: "SCO Sues your Business"

    AD: "SCO Unix - Makes your Business Bloom"

    Reality: "SCO Unix - Makes your Business go Boom." (..when we dont exist anymore because IBM recieved SCO as payment for the massive lawsuits from IBM)

    Also, read the "5 reasons to choose SCO over linux" - what a load of shiite.

  244. And EV1Servers CEO Robert Marsh acts Surprised ?? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1


    "Any report that we made a cash payment of seven figures is highly exaggerated, and it disappoints me that that quote is out there in the media," Marsh said. "The contract that we signed with SCO specifically prohibits any party from discussing the economics of the transaction.

    Look buddy, SCO has been lying through their teeth from day one in this case.

    So the fact that SCO can't even be trusted to honour their own contracts, should come as a surprise to no one.

    You choose to go in bed with SCO's so please, just try to enjoy the ride.

    --
    echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln80~Psnlbx]16isb572CCB9AE9DB03273snlbxq' |dc
  245. Drugs derivative works of the software? by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    > He also made the claim that if you worked at a
    > BioTech company used Linux to create a new formula
    > for a drug, you have to GPL the drug. The heck?

    I guess this is just a hint that Darl is going after bio-tech companies next. Most of these use Unix in one variant or another, and with Darl logic, their research products must be tainted by SCO IP as well.

  246. leave "ad hominem" to the lawyers! by CaptainCheese · · Score: 1

    Erm, this has got to be a joke? OK, maybe you've been spending a lot of "quality time" with yourself under your bridge and have only just noticed that something's going on outside. When you get a moment, click over to Groklaw and bone up on some facts, if you like.

    You might want to study some of the more
    Common logical errors yourself, if you're going to accuse me of using vacuous logic... you've attacked everything but the argument itself there.

    groklaw is an interesting and informative site, but you can't have read groklaw much, or you'd have spotted the disclaimer. it's right on the frontpage, at the top, and after you do read it maybe you'll realise groklaw is not a recognised court and the opinions of a paralegal and the IANAL participants who post comments - much like Darl McBrides' opinion - doesn't count for squat. There's actually not a lot of pertinent facts there, beyond the relevant statutes and rulings so far. That is a side effect of the fact the case hasn't come even as far as the disclosure part yet! That will change in time, of course, but until the goalposts are fixed nobody can make an informed guess of the final score.

    But really, don't try to convince anyone that a CEO would be in his right mind to make a decision with as much potential downside, and no discernible upside, using reasoning so vacuous.

    Perhaps you're not aware of it, but huge, complex, lumbering courtcases don't always return the verdict the cognoscenti are rooting for. Sometimes hard facts gets in the way, or sometimes those same facts get deliberately obfuscated by one side to the point where it goes into endless appeals.

    Don't get me wrong - I'm rooting for IBM and linux, but if SCO eventually WIN this case, then they'll probably spend the next ten years trying to sue every company that didn't pay up on time or cease and desist right into the ground.

    Even in the event of a win for SCO, they might not have a case for those who don't pay at this stage, but i don't know, as IANAL, but EV1's lawyers must have seen some threat.

    Yo're right. There is no potential upside. Only two vicious downsides - either risk being dragged through the courts by a company with "extortion" as a business model or dragged through the mud by know-nothing knowitalls. EV1s really big mistake was letting any of this become public knowledge. I find it unlikely that they are the only company to pay a license fee, but they seem to be the only ones being lambasted for it.

    --
    -- .sigs are a waste of data...turn them off...
  247. You know, there is still something called morals. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And gratitude.

    And good manners.

    Unfortunately far too many people like you put money first no matter what, and decency afterwards, as a second, unrelated afterthought.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  248. Depends by maroberts · · Score: 1

    In some EU countries it can be.

    But it's probably perfectly legal to show some valid id and then ask the hotel to register you under a different name.

    --

    Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
    Karma: Chameleon

  249. Carrying guns on Harvard campus? by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1
    An armed body guard protected him at Harvard Law School

    I very much doubt that it is legal to carry guns on the Harvard campus.