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  1. The Dark Knight Returns on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 5, Informative

    God, I can't believe how many of you geeks manage to horribly mangle the plot of "The Dark Knight Returns". You must write for hollywood. I'm not even a damn fanboy, and I can synopsize the battle more accurrately.

    Batman plans ahead and is prepared while big dopey Superman comes blundering in to take B into custody because the powers that be say he's a "bad boy".
    Batman gives S a dose of the K, smacks him around with some missles while he's weakened, and generally beats him until he cries like a little girl. They point that out in the story that Batman wants Superman to know that he got his ass kicked, and by whom.
    Then, having already thought through the scenario, B knows that even if he wins, that the world has changed, and he can't operate openly anymore. So he has a chemical concotion, that he thought up with his big brain, that puts him in a coma.
    Superman thinks he's killed B, and cries again. Batman sculks off to continue to use his big brain to fight evil from the shadows.

    Basicly, Batman wins because he's a big smarty-man, but then throws the fight. In the bigger picture, they're both victims of circumstance, and have to comprimise to survive in the world.

  2. what are you, 12? on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know, but I do know that a average run of the mill star destroyer will kick the Enterprise's ass!

    Next up : "Who's better Santa Clause or Jesus ?"

  3. Recipe time: How to boil a frog on Gartner Survey: Consumers Don't Want Crippled CDs · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    To boil a frog, you can't just toss him in the boiling water, not being entirely stupid, he'll jump out of the pot.

    1. To boild a frog, you put him in a pan with some nice, cool water.
    2. Then you slowly turn up the heat. Very slowly, so the frog doesn't notice until it's too late.
    3. Then, once the heat is turned up high enough, the frog's goose is cooked!
  4. (s core : -1, Troll) ? on Solaris 9 Support On x86 - But With A Price · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Moderators -- are you're sure that's not (score: +1, informative) ?

    heh heh heh
    what a dilema
    oh, wait, that's assuming that the moderators (or teh editors even) make even a cursory attempt to be fair and check their facts.

  5. Best watch your step on Cable Industry Taking Control of the Net · · Score: 1

    or Pringle's will smack down your ass under the DMCA!


    Sheesh, this is starting to make Max Headroom look like a sane future.

  6. Re:Blogs, who need em? on Blogger Hacked · · Score: 1

    Dude, your website has been hacked. Someone posted a bunch of satanic marsupial propaganda!

  7. Jesus, what is wrong with you L.Z.'s?!!! on Porsche Designs a Laptop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're gonna pay the premium to buy an Apple notebook, why the hell would you put Linux on it when you've got a perfectly crunchy BSD distro in Mac OS X?!! If you're going to put Linux on a notebook, go for the hardware with the most bang for the buck.

  8. Here comes trouble... on Porsche Designs a Laptop · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are worse than Goodwin!

  9. Re:Yeah but at least tux is cool on Microsoft Vandalizes NYC · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It is one thing to do something radical first, and to do it with a little style. It is another thing to copycat with little imaginatino and no style (a garish, gay butterfly logo no less). Promoting a network service even AOLers are smart enough to avoid doesn't help either."

    Ripping off other's clever ideas is what MicroSoft is all about. Hence their "switch" ad written by a golem.

    And it's common wisdom in the low end advertizing business that annoying sells. Just look at used car ads on the radio. When you're selling a online service to idiots who don't value their rights, yelling "ME TOO!" as loud as you can is probably an effective strategy.

  10. When geeks attack! on Berman Retreats, But Only To Regroup · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    auuugh! (beating side of computer) Stupid troll, be more funny!
    There are only three books in "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy!
    To whit:
    1. "The Fellowship of the Ring"
    2. "The Two Towers"
    3. "The Return of the King"



    (Don't you hate it when some anal-retentive geek totally ruins a joke by interperting it literally?)
  11. A discourse from the holy books of all knowledge on Ebay vs. Musician · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
    Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
    Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
    Homer: [relieved] That's good.
    Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
    Homer: [worried] That's bad.
    Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
    Homer: [relieved] That's good.
    Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
    Homer: [stares]
    Owner: That's bad.

    ---- The book of Homer, 9F04

  12. This is a very postmodern comment! on Postmodern Computer Science · · Score: 1

    and Margaux is starting to smell!

  13. RMS May be a dangerous Kook!!! on RMS Urges Opposition to "Trusted Computing" · · Score: 1

    Way to throw the moneychangers out of the temple, RMS!

  14. Re:Excellent Site for the Blind on ADA Doesn't Apply to Web · · Score: 1

    I used to be blind. Then a friend sent me to zombo.com, and now I can see!
    Thank you, zombo.com! Truly, anything I imagine is possible!

  15. Re:Nice for HUDS on 'Computer-On-Glass' Display · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your posting assumes that I have [1|2] eyes.
    This blatent anti-Martianism MUST STOP!

  16. Vacuum tubes are so retro! on 'Computer-On-Glass' Display · · Score: 1

    Here's your CRT : http://w1.871.telia.com/~u87127079/crts/coketron.h tm

  17. "Think Different" ? on Ask 'Junkyard Wars Diva' Cathy Rogers · · Score: 1

    What exactly do you mean by that?

    Is that a synonym for "are you experienced"?
    Or is it some sort of kinky come on?

  18. Re:Right name? on The Free State Project · · Score: 1

    Could it be Jose Marti?

    Nah, That's giving them too much credit.


    (Now there's a thought, who said it had to be in the U.S.? Cuba would be beautiful if not for the squalid poverty. "Hey Castro, we'll give you a turnkey hightech industry -- including lucrative offshore gambling / banking for a few concessions...")

  19. geek cruises on Linux 3.0 · · Score: 1

    The comittee for the prevention Aspberger's syndrome reccommends that that these cruises be staffed entirely with pornstars.

  20. AND furthermore... on The New York Times on Hypocrisy of US IP Policies · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just did a quick check on IMDB, and it appears that the case is even stronger that I had thought. Just looking at Walt Disney's credits, it is striking how much of his early work was taken from the public domain. What he does to poor Alice for "Alice in Wonderland" is amazing -- 47 short subjects based around putting somebody else's character in new stories!!! It will take some work, but I bet that it can be proven that half his work from before 1965 is in some way derivative of the public domain!

    Talk about slamming the door in the face of the people behind you! What hypocrisy!

  21. Disney, I'm looking at YOU on The New York Times on Hypocrisy of US IP Policies · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Disney has a long, glorious histroy of stripmining the public domain:
    • Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - stolen
    • Pinnochio - stolen
    • Cinderella - stolen
    • Mary Poppins -stolen
    • 20,000 Leagues under the sea - stolen
    • Beauty and the Beast - stolen
    • Robinhood - stolen
    • The Jungle Book - stolen
    • Tarzan -I believe they actually pay royalties to the Burroughs estate -- and hate having to do it
    • The Little Mermaid - stolen
    • Mary Poppins - stolen
    • Peter Pan - stolen
    The list goes on and on. In fact, it appears that the whole success of the second phase of the Disney corp (The first wave of animated features) rides firmly on the back of the public domain. When they start producing their own stories in the 70's they fail miserably ("Escape from Witch Mountain", "The World's Greatest Athelete", ad nauseum).

    It's not so much the re-using the public domain for source material that I have a problem with, it's the bald-faced refusal to let "their" "intellectual property" loose when it's legitimately part of the common public culture. For damn sure now, every westerner knows who Mickey Mouse is, that's why he's worth so much. But he wouldn't be worth so much if everyone didn't know him. That is exactly the same reason why Disney found value in the commons when it was establishing itself as a company. The same reason their first feature was "Snow White".
  22. What's the radius? on There's a Hole in the Middle of It All · · Score: 0

    So, would it be possible that whole star systems are intact within the Schwarzchild radius? Could stuff be in stable orbits where tidal forces didn't rip things apart? Cool!

  23. Re:Apple Chips on IBM PowerPC 970 Architecture · · Score: 0

    Apple chips are awsome! Particularly the cinnamon-sugar ones!

  24. Re:MS Doesn't Get To Let This One "go away"... on Microsoft PR Rep is the Switcher · · Score: 0

    Stac it to 'em!
    (I considered "Stac it to The MAN!", but that gives MicroSoft too much credit.)

  25. Re:Did they also find on Dinosaur Mummy Found · · Score: 0

    I hear doctor Frankenstien is working on a vampire zombie!