"eye-for-an-eye"? They must have cut that scene to get the PG-13 rating!
Plus, if he was in a rage, he would have killed them all first.... Eeeeeewwwww... Myself, I don't see having your corpse raped as being as bad as being raped while you're alive. Of course, that's just my personal preferences speaking.
I'm tired of the blatent disinformation spread on slashdot! This seems like some sort of illuminati bulletin board for passing sekrit messages encoded in "crapflood trolls".
Everyone knows that Kennedy shot that damn clone himself! And once the nation had seen "their president" assasinated on live TV, he couldn't very well continue as president, he'd have to answer some very awkward questions.
911 operator: This is 911 can I help you? Taylor: This is Philip Taylor Kramer 911 operator: This is 911, can I help you sir? Taylor; Yes you can, I'm going to kill myself and, I want everyone to know,O.J.Simpson is innocent,they did it. 911 operator:O.K.,and what is your name?Hello?Hello?
Around here, it's go down to the police station, give them $5, and request a background check.
(This may be restricted to certain kinds of businesses, but I don't think so.)
If they were using NCIC, this could have been done by any donut-cowboy in the country. They're being FBI agents just makes the betrayal of trust more glaring.
I believe you AotC "spoilers" has an inaccurate assumption in item "3) Jengo dies".
It is true that we see Jengo Fett's helmet get knocked from his body (actually, the body of his armour) and roll across the ground. This does not neccessarily lead to Jengo Fett dying.
First of all, all we see is his helmet. Possibly, he turned turtle at the correct instant and pulled his head into his armour.
Also note, in the same battle, C3P0's head is also knocked off (the battle droids body!) This does not kill C3P0, why should it kill Jengo?
The next problem is, how do we know that's Jengo in the armour? It could be a robot. somebody else. Or sombody else's robot.
And lastly, even if Mace Windu whacked off Jengo Fett's head with a lightsaber, remember this is the Star Wars universe, where they have all sorts of increadible technologies. Including medical technologies. All little Boba needs to do is put "daddy's" head in a ice chest and rush it to the nearest medical droid.
It must be the most popular web database -- you don't see people writing worms to attack Oracle, now do you? (I won't even mention MyS... oh, right, I wasn't mentioning that.)
It was the middle of April, I don't exactly know the date, and it was the annual Juniper Garage Sale. The Juniper Garage Sale is the biggest Garage Sale in Kamloops, B.C., Canada. It is when everyone in the whole neighborhood has a garage sale, well most of them anyways. Everyone was either coming or going from our yard.
I had my dog beside me, she was the most beautiful minuature schnauzer possible. Her name was Laci. She was pure black, she didn't have a cropped tail, nor cropped ears. That's what I liked about her, she was natural. She liked me very much. I got her 4 years ago a few days ago. And she was the best dog. She sat beside me on her leash that was tied up to my chair. She just watched the people come and go, without a single bark, unless children came around, she liked small children, she liked to play with them. Even though she wasn't the brightest schnauzer, she payed close attention to who came near me and my family, including her territory.
All of my moms aunts and uncles had come up, they love going around to the garage sales all over Juniper. Her mom and dad came too (my grandpa and grandma). They called me in for lunch so I asked my old babysitter (Shannon Logan) to watch Laci while I ate lunch. So she did, she had to go home though, so I guess she put Laci inside the house.
Well, we had bought alot of stuff from the past hours and we were all bringing stuff in, well, we didn't notice that Laci ran out the door. I didn't notice either, because I was excited about all the neat stuff that I had gotten that day. I was watching t.v. later that afternoon with my grandma and grandpa when I heard a knock at the door, somebody answered it, I can't remember who though, but anyway, they answered it, and the person who answered it ran and got my mom, my mom rushed to the door and ran outside with my dad. They stayed out there for a long time, and mom rushed in and whispered something to my grandma.
I wanted to go outside, but my grandma said, "No, you're mom is taking care of something, she will be in in a minute, just wait" So I started watching t.v. again. My mom and dad came in, and I asked them what was out there, and who was that guy. My dad said, Laci's dead, then my mom said, "she got hit by a car" immediatly I started sobbing, my best friend in the whole wide world has passed away, hit by a car, innocent thing. My tutor had not seen her run accross the street and the sun was in her eyes. I remember that day like it was yesterday. Please, watch your pets closly, or the same could happen. Please click below to see the memorial for her. Thank-you. Please sign the guestbook, and have a nice day.
I found the following quote at http://www.dalriada.co.uk/Taighindex/Gaelic_Learne rs/wales/wales.htm:
"In 1847 a Commission of Enquiry into the state of education in Wales was set up - by three monoglot Englishmen! They concluded that: "The Welsh language is a vast drawback to Wales and a manifold barrier to the moral progress and commercial prosperity of the people. It is not easy to over-estimate its evil effects.' In 1866 The Times newspaper concluded that the Welsh language was 'the curse of Wales'. "
I believe the Welsh language has incredbile trolling potential for the following reasons :
It's spoken by foreigners (by definition, non-Americans)
Most 'Merkins would be clueless about the issue
The Welsh are such a tiny minority that they will be quite rabid on the subject. (Unfortunatly, you won't have outsiders adopting Welsh, so we won't benefit from the adage "there's no fanatic like a convert".)
Other than the Czechs and Finnish, (who are a much larger group, hence harder to bait) Welsh has the most glaring deficit of vowels and proper spelling.
We can foment English - Wales flamewars and then sit back and watch the fun.
The Welsh have an actual, legitmate historical grievence with the English. Unlike many of the other targets of opportunity on slashdot.
and let's not forget that annoying little bastard Mr. Mxyzptlk !
I'll make you a MASTER of LLAP-GOCH,... the Secret Welsh ART of SELF DEFENSE that requires NO INTELLIGENCE, STRENGTH or PHYSICAL courage. The FANTASTIC SECRETS of the SECRET world-famous method of SELF DEFENSE, kept secret for centuries because of their DEADLY POWER to MAIM, KILL, SMASH, BATTER, FRACTURE, CRUSH, DISMEMBER, CRACK, DISEMBOWEL, CRIPPLE, SNAP and HARM are now revealed to YOU in the English Language by a LLAP-GOCH master AT HIS OWN RISK, PROVIDED you promise to MAIM, CRUSH, DISEMBOWEL and so on ONLY IN SELF DEFENSE. (This is just to cover ourselves, as you will understand.)
WHY "At his own risk?"
BECAUSE if his fellow masters of LLAP-GOCH DISCOVER his IDENTITY, they will PUNISH HIM SEVERELY for revealing the DEADLY secrets he had promised to keep SECRET, without giving them a piece of the ACTION, and also BECAUSE of the TERRIBLE risk of PUNISHMENT he runs under the Trades Description Act.
WHAT is LLAP-GOCH?
IT is THE most DEADLY form of SECRET self-DEFENSE that HAS ever been widely advertised and available to EVERYONE.
WHY ALL the CAPITALS?
Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF advertisement HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they ARE written in BIG letters.
WHAT is LLAP-GOCH again?
It is the ANCIENT Welsh ART based on a BRILLIANTLY simple I-D-E-A, which is a SECRET. The best form of DEFENSE is ATTACK (just ask the Pentagon!) and the most VITAL element of ATTACK is SURPRISE. Therefore, the BEST way to protect yourself AGAINST any ASSAILANT is to ATTACK him before he attacks YOU... Or BETTER... BEFORE the THOUGHT of doing so has EVEN OCCURRED TO HIM!!! SO YOU MAY BE ABLE TO RENDER YOUR ASSAILANT UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE he is EVEN aware of your very existence!
No longer need you feel WEAK, helpless, INDECISIVE, NOT fascinating and ASHAMED of your genital dimensions. No more need you be out-maneuvered in political debate! GOODBYE HUMILIATION, wisecracking bullies, Karate experts, boxing champions, sarcastic traffic cops; entire Panzer divisions will melt to pulp as you master every situation without INADEQUACY. PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES. You will no longer look pitiful and wimpy to your GIRL FRIENDS when you leave some unsuspecting passerby looking like so much cat food! They will admire your MASTERY and DECISIVENESS and LACK OF INADEQUACY and will almost certainly let you put your HAND inside their BLOUSE out of sheer ADMIRATION. And after seeing more of your expert disabling they'll almost definitely go to bed with you, although obviously we can't ABSOLUTELY guarantee this, still it's extremely likely and would make learning LLAP-GOCH really worthwhile although legally we can't PROMISE anything.
HOW do I learn?
You receive ABSOLUTELY FREE your own special personal LLAP-GOCH Picture Book with hundreds of PHOTOGRAPHS and just a very few plain, clear and simple, easy to understand words. Only a FOUR-SECOND WORKOUT Each Day! And you will be ready to HARM people!
DEVELOP UP TO 38" BICEPS
GROW UP TO 12" TALLER
LOSE UP TO 40 POUNDS OF FAT IN YOUR FIRST WORK-OUT!
GO TO BED WITH UP TO ANY LUDICROUS NUMBER OF GIRLS YOU CARE TO THINK OF PROVIDING YOU REALIZE THIS STATEMENT IS QUITE MEANINGLESS AS THE PHRASE "UP TO" CLEARLY INCLUDES THE NUMBER "ZERO."
WHAT Does it Cost?
This, like LLAP-GOCH, is a SECRET but you will find out sooner or later, don't worry. MAIL DARING HAIR-RAISING MONEY-SAVING HALF-PRICE NO-RISK FREE-TRIAL COUPON NOW!
O.K. Honourable Master, I accept your daring, hair-raising, mind-boggling, blood-curdling, no-risk, half-price, free-trial offer to reveal the secrets of LLAP-GOCH in a plain brown wrapper at once. Yes, Master, I never again want to be 'Weak In The Knees' and 'Chicken Out' and 'Wet My Pants' when insulted and attacked. I agree never to abuse the principles of LLAP-GOCH or consult a lawyer. I am over 4. I have an extra Y chromosome. Bill me later. I understand that if I am not completely satisfied then I have been had.
NAME _____________________ AGE__ ADDRESS____________________
CITY___________________ STATE____________ ZIP _____________
Please also enroll me under your special Car Insurance Scheme. I understand that I do not have to sign anything to make this completely binding to me.
I found the following quote at http://www.dalriada.co.uk/Taighindex/Gaelic_Learne rs/wales/wales.htm:
"In 1847 a Commission of Enquiry into the state of education in Wales was set up - by three monoglot Englishmen! They concluded that: "The Welsh language is a vast drawback to Wales and a manifold barrier to the moral progress and commercial prosperity of the people. It is not easy to over-estimate its evil effects.' In 1866 The Times newspaper concluded that the Welsh language was 'the curse of Wales'".
I believe the Welsh language has incredbile trolling potential for the following reasons :
It's spoken by foreigners (by definition, non-Americans)
Most 'Merkins would be clueless about the issue
The Welsh are such a tiny minority that they will be quite rabid on the subject. (Unfortunatly, you won't have outsiders adopting Welsh, so we benefit from the adage "there's no fanatic like a convert".)
Other than the Czechs and Finnish, (who are a much larger group, hence harder to bait) Welsh has the most glaring deficit of vowels and proper spelling.
We can foment English - Wales flamewars and then sit back and watch the fun.
The Welsh have an actual, legitmate historical grievence with the English. Unlike many of the other targets of opportunity on slashdot.
and let's not forget that annoying little bastard Mr. Mxyzptlk !
Yeah, but they're only Mac users. They deserve to be abused.
(The whole point being is that Macs are what Hollywood thinks computers look like, so they go after the target they recognize. Leaving those of us with real computers clean and free.)
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"eye-for-an-eye"? They must have cut that scene to get the PG-13 rating!
Plus, if he was in a rage, he would have killed them all first.... Eeeeeewwwww... Myself, I don't see having your corpse raped as being as bad as being raped while you're alive. Of course, that's just my personal preferences speaking.
I'm tired of the blatent disinformation spread on slashdot! This seems like some sort of illuminati bulletin board for passing sekrit messages encoded in "crapflood trolls".
Everyone knows that Kennedy shot that damn clone himself! And once the nation had seen "their president" assasinated on live TV, he couldn't very well continue as president, he'd have to answer some very awkward questions.
Innagoddadavida, BABY!
911 operator: This is 911 can I help you?
Taylor: This is Philip Taylor Kramer
911 operator: This is 911, can I help you sir?
Taylor; Yes you can, I'm going to kill myself and, I want everyone to know,O.J.Simpson is innocent,they did it.
911 operator:O.K.,and what is your name?Hello?Hello?
What have the Romans ever done for us?
(Perhaps given us this)
If we don't stop using that idiotic catchphrase, the terrorists have won.
as soon as they do something similar for corporate management!
Yes.
Around here, it's go down to the police station, give them $5, and request a background check.
(This may be restricted to certain kinds of businesses, but I don't think so.)
If they were using NCIC, this could have been done by any donut-cowboy in the country. They're being FBI agents just makes the betrayal of trust more glaring.
I believe you AotC "spoilers" has an inaccurate assumption in item "3) Jengo dies".
It is true that we see Jengo Fett's helmet get knocked from his body (actually, the body of his armour) and roll across the ground. This does not neccessarily lead to Jengo Fett dying.
It must be the most popular web database -- you don't see people writing worms to attack Oracle, now do you? (I won't even mention MyS... oh, right, I wasn't mentioning that.)
"Should I whack fast or slooowwww?" -- H. Simspon
Dance for me, trollboy, dance!
(Oh, I forgot, in our enlightened times, we don't make rummies dance for spare change, we make them mercilessly pummel each other for drinks!)
My sad, sad story, by Krystal C.
It was the middle of April, I don't exactly know the date, and it was the annual Juniper Garage Sale. The Juniper Garage Sale is the biggest Garage Sale in Kamloops, B.C., Canada. It is when everyone in the whole neighborhood has a garage sale, well most of them anyways. Everyone was either coming or going from our yard.
I had my dog beside me, she was the most beautiful minuature schnauzer possible. Her name was Laci. She was pure black, she didn't have a cropped tail, nor cropped ears. That's what I liked about her, she was natural. She liked me very much. I got her 4 years ago a few days ago. And she was the best dog. She sat beside me on her leash that was tied up to my chair. She just watched the people come and go, without a single bark, unless children came around, she liked small children, she liked to play with them. Even though she wasn't the brightest schnauzer, she payed close attention to who came near me and my family, including her territory.
All of my moms aunts and uncles had come up, they love going around to the garage sales all over Juniper. Her mom and dad came too (my grandpa and grandma). They called me in for lunch so I asked my old babysitter (Shannon Logan) to watch Laci while I ate lunch. So she did, she had to go home though, so I guess she put Laci inside the house.
Well, we had bought alot of stuff from the past hours and we were all bringing stuff in, well, we didn't notice that Laci ran out the door. I didn't notice either, because I was excited about all the neat stuff that I had gotten that day. I was watching t.v. later that afternoon with my grandma and grandpa when I heard a knock at the door, somebody answered it, I can't remember who though, but anyway, they answered it, and the person who answered it ran and got my mom, my mom rushed to the door and ran outside with my dad. They stayed out there for a long time, and mom rushed in and whispered something to my grandma.
I wanted to go outside, but my grandma said, "No, you're mom is taking care of something, she will be in in a minute, just wait" So I started watching t.v. again. My mom and dad came in, and I asked them what was out there, and who was that guy. My dad said, Laci's dead, then my mom said, "she got hit by a car" immediatly I started sobbing, my best friend in the whole wide world has passed away, hit by a car, innocent thing. My tutor had not seen her run accross the street and the sun was in her eyes. I remember that day like it was yesterday. Please, watch your pets closly, or the same could happen. Please click below to see the memorial for her. Thank-you. Please sign the guestbook, and have a nice day.
And this is relevant to this discussion how?
(I have discovered a remarkable new troll that will change everything. Unfortunately, there's not enough space in this post for the proof.)
"Am I missing some elaborate joke?"
Oh, you can't even begin to fathom the Byzantine twistedness of the minds of the trolls on slashdot.
blerp blerp.
"In 1847 a Commission of Enquiry into the state of education in Wales was set up - by three monoglot Englishmen! They concluded that: "The Welsh language is a vast drawback to Wales and a manifold barrier to the moral progress and commercial prosperity of the people. It is not easy to over-estimate its evil effects.' In 1866 The Times newspaper concluded that the Welsh language was 'the curse of Wales'. "
I believe the Welsh language has incredbile trolling potential for the following reasons :
I have discovered a clever new method of trolling. Unfortunately, there is not enough room in this post for the proof.
I'll make you a MASTER of LLAP-GOCH,... the Secret Welsh ART of SELF DEFENSE that requires NO INTELLIGENCE, STRENGTH or PHYSICAL courage. The FANTASTIC SECRETS of the SECRET world-famous method of SELF DEFENSE, kept secret for centuries because of their DEADLY POWER to MAIM, KILL, SMASH, BATTER, FRACTURE, CRUSH, DISMEMBER, CRACK, DISEMBOWEL, CRIPPLE, SNAP and HARM are now revealed to YOU in the English Language by a LLAP-GOCH master AT HIS OWN RISK, PROVIDED you promise to MAIM, CRUSH, DISEMBOWEL and so on ONLY IN SELF DEFENSE. (This is just to cover ourselves, as you will understand.)
WHY "At his own risk?"
BECAUSE if his fellow masters of LLAP-GOCH DISCOVER his IDENTITY, they will PUNISH HIM SEVERELY for revealing the DEADLY secrets he had promised to keep SECRET, without giving them a piece of the ACTION, and also BECAUSE of the TERRIBLE risk of PUNISHMENT he runs under the Trades Description Act.
WHAT is LLAP-GOCH?
IT is THE most DEADLY form of SECRET self-DEFENSE that HAS ever been widely advertised and available to EVERYONE.
WHY ALL the CAPITALS?
Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF advertisement HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they ARE written in BIG letters.
WHAT is LLAP-GOCH again?
It is the ANCIENT Welsh ART based on a BRILLIANTLY simple I-D-E-A, which is a SECRET. The best form of DEFENSE is ATTACK (just ask the Pentagon!) and the most VITAL element of ATTACK is SURPRISE. Therefore, the BEST way to protect yourself AGAINST any ASSAILANT is to ATTACK him before he attacks YOU... Or BETTER... BEFORE the THOUGHT of doing so has EVEN OCCURRED TO HIM!!! SO YOU MAY BE ABLE TO RENDER YOUR ASSAILANT UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE he is EVEN aware of your very existence!
No longer need you feel WEAK, helpless, INDECISIVE, NOT fascinating and ASHAMED of your genital dimensions. No more need you be out-maneuvered in political debate! GOODBYE HUMILIATION, wisecracking bullies, Karate experts, boxing champions, sarcastic traffic cops; entire Panzer divisions will melt to pulp as you master every situation without INADEQUACY. PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES. You will no longer look pitiful and wimpy to your GIRL FRIENDS when you leave some unsuspecting passerby looking like so much cat food! They will admire your MASTERY and DECISIVENESS and LACK OF INADEQUACY and will almost certainly let you put your HAND inside their BLOUSE out of sheer ADMIRATION. And after seeing more of your expert disabling they'll almost definitely go to bed with you, although obviously we can't ABSOLUTELY guarantee this, still it's extremely likely and would make learning LLAP-GOCH really worthwhile although legally we can't PROMISE anything.
HOW do I learn?
You receive ABSOLUTELY FREE your own special personal LLAP-GOCH Picture Book with hundreds of PHOTOGRAPHS and just a very few plain, clear and simple, easy to understand words. Only a FOUR-SECOND WORKOUT Each Day! And you will be ready to HARM people!
DEVELOP UP TO 38" BICEPS
GROW UP TO 12" TALLER
LOSE UP TO 40 POUNDS OF FAT IN YOUR FIRST WORK-OUT!
GO TO BED WITH UP TO ANY LUDICROUS NUMBER OF GIRLS YOU CARE TO THINK OF PROVIDING YOU REALIZE THIS STATEMENT IS QUITE MEANINGLESS AS THE PHRASE "UP TO" CLEARLY INCLUDES THE NUMBER "ZERO."
WHAT Does it Cost?
This, like LLAP-GOCH, is a SECRET but you will find out sooner or later, don't worry. MAIL DARING HAIR-RAISING MONEY-SAVING HALF-PRICE NO-RISK FREE-TRIAL COUPON NOW!
O.K. Honourable Master, I accept your daring, hair-raising, mind-boggling, blood-curdling, no-risk, half-price, free-trial offer to reveal the secrets of LLAP-GOCH in a plain brown wrapper at once. Yes, Master, I never again want to be 'Weak In The Knees' and 'Chicken Out' and 'Wet My Pants' when insulted and attacked. I agree never to abuse the principles of LLAP-GOCH or consult a lawyer. I am over 4. I have an extra Y chromosome. Bill me later. I understand that if I am not completely satisfied then I have been had.
- NAME _____________________ AGE__ ADDRESS____________________
- CITY___________________ STATE____________ ZIP _____________
Please also enroll me under your special Car Insurance Scheme. I understand that I do not have to sign anything to make this completely binding to me."In 1847 a Commission of Enquiry into the state of education in Wales was set up - by three monoglot Englishmen! They concluded that: "The Welsh language is a vast drawback to Wales and a manifold barrier to the moral progress and commercial prosperity of the people. It is not easy to over-estimate its evil effects.' In 1866 The Times newspaper concluded that the Welsh language was 'the curse of Wales'".
I believe the Welsh language has incredbile trolling potential for the following reasons :
Yes, but what does Alex Chiu think?
(BTW, since Archemedies Plutonium is dead, who is the premiere net.kook these days?)
If he really wanted to crapflood slashdot, he could post the whole text of Wolfram's book, one page at a time!!
(I'm making fun of the length of Mr W's book, not making judgement on its insight. Really!)
I think he's a troll.
He's delebritly misquoting beloved science fiction stories and delebritly mispelling words!
and I quote, from pp 873:
"Why can't Nerds tell Veteran's day from Halloween?
Because 7(dec) == 31(hex)!!
LOL!"
Why can't Nerds tell Halloween from boxing day?
Because 31(hex) == 25(dec)!!!
LOL!
Why can't Nerds tell Halloween from boxing day?
Because 31(hex) == 25(dec)!
LOL!
Yeah, but they're only Mac users. They deserve to be abused.
(The whole point being is that Macs are what Hollywood thinks computers look like, so they go after the target they recognize. Leaving those of us with real computers clean and free.)