"Two million Indian Android Developers" something something and "will eventually generate the complete works of Shakespeare".
More likely 1,999,999 impoverished developers resorting to creating shoddy malware. And incessant calls from "Joe at Android" warning me that my phone is sending an IP address and he can fix it if just only I give him remote access.
And in 1994.
And in 2005.
And in 2008.
And they're fixing it now.
I tell you what, from what I've seen, the script writer on this version of reality is a hack of the lowest caliber. And lately he stumbles from one ridiculous crisis to another without resolving anything.
I mean, have you seen that storyline about the tech billionaire that is single-handedly remaking both space travel and the auto industries? Preposterous!
Minimum wage register jockies can only steal from one customer at a time.
Replace them with automatation because minimum wage went up, and now haxxors can steal from ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS!
Apple! Apple! Apple!
iPhone! iPhone!... PHEH!
Who am I fooling here, the cult just hasn't had their heart in it since Dear Leader ascended to a higher plane, abandoning us this vale of tears.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like Windows 10.
I do not like it, Microsoft man.
Would you like it in your house?
Would you like it on your mouse?
I do not like it in my house.
I do not like it on my mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like Windows 10.
I do not like it, Microsoft man.
Would you use it on Xbox?
Would you use it to run Firefox?
Not on Xbox.
Not with Firefox.
Not in my house.
Not on my mouse.
I would not use it here or there.
I would not use it anywhere.
I would not use Windows 10.
I do not like it Microsoft-San.
Would you? Could you?
In your car?
Use it! Use it!
Here you are!
You WILL LIKE IT.
You will see.
You WILL LIKE it
in a tree.
I would not could not in a a tree.
Not in my car! You let me be!
I do not like it on XBox.
I do not like it running Firefox.
I do not like it in my house.
I do not like it on my mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!
I do not like Window s10.
I do not like them Microsoft man.
&etc...
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Once the FBI started subverting TOR (developed by the Naval Research Lab to promote FREEDOM), hacking people's computers without warrents and demanding user data from ISPs without warrants, the US became a bad internet citizen and a de facto rogue state.
Or maybe we could stop the Japanese, Chinese and Filipinos from strip-mining the Somali & Yemeni fisheries so the local fishermen didn't have to resort to piracy.
Maybe by teaching them to properly manage their own home fisheries.
Everything is awful
Everything sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
Everything is worse when we stick together
Side by side, you and I gonna lose forever, let's party forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in disharmony
Everything is awful
Everything is sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
3, 2, 1. Go
Have you heard the news, everyone's talking
Life is sucks 'cause everything's awful
Lost my job, it's a new opportunity
More free time for my awful community
I feel more awful than an awful possum
Dip my body in chocolate frostin'
Three years later, wash off the frostin '
Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awful
Stepped in mud, got new brown shoes
It's awful to win, and it's awful to lose (it's awful to lose)
Everything is worse when we stick together
Side by side, you and I, gonna lose forever, let's party forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in disharmony
Everything is awful
Everything is sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
Blue skies, bouncy springs
We just crafted two awful things
A Nobel prize, a piece of string
You know what's awful? EVERYTHING!
What do we get when we combine these things?:
Dogs with fleas, allergies,
A book of Greek antiquities
Brand new pants, a very old vest
awful items are the best
Trees, creepers, clogs
They're awful
Rocks, blocks, and socks
They're awful
Figs, and jigs, and twigs
That's awful
Everything you see, or think, or say
Is awful
Everything is awful
Everything is cool when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
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age is no concern for a time traveller
"Two million Indian Android Developers" something something and "will eventually generate the complete works of Shakespeare".
More likely 1,999,999 impoverished developers resorting to creating shoddy malware.
And incessant calls from "Joe at Android" warning me that my phone is sending an IP address and he can fix it if just only I give him remote access.
Santa Clara v. Southern Pacific says that corporations love a good tummy rub. Your silly non sequitur is at odds with the law of the land.
I heard if you go into the alley on 34th street at 11PM, you can find a wild MISSINGNO who will kill you and rob you of your smartphone.
DC fixed this back in 1986.
And in 1994.
And in 2005.
And in 2008.
And they're fixing it now.
I tell you what, from what I've seen, the script writer on this version of reality is a hack of the lowest caliber. And lately he stumbles from one ridiculous crisis to another without resolving anything.
I mean, have you seen that storyline about the tech billionaire that is single-handedly remaking both space travel and the auto industries? Preposterous!
That's not how this works.
That's not how any of this works.
We need an escape goat to ride away from this mess on.
Minimum wage register jockies can only steal from one customer at a time.
Replace them with automatation because minimum wage went up, and now haxxors can steal from ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS!
Still better than eating at Chipolte.
Google actually has a tool to do just that.
Apple! Apple! Apple!
iPhone! iPhone!... PHEH!
Who am I fooling here, the cult just hasn't had their heart in it since Dear Leader ascended to a higher plane, abandoning us this vale of tears.
Elon! Elon! Elon!
Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!!!
I heard if you go into the bathroom, turn off the lights and say "Windows 10" three times it appears in the mirror and tries to consume your soul.
Would you like free Windows 10 ?
I do not want free Windows 10 ?
Would you like it here or there ?
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like Windows 10.
I do not like it, Microsoft man.
Would you like it in your house?
Would you like it on your mouse?
I do not like it in my house.
I do not like it on my mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like Windows 10.
I do not like it, Microsoft man.
Would you use it on Xbox?
Would you use it to run Firefox?
Not on Xbox.
Not with Firefox.
Not in my house.
Not on my mouse.
I would not use it here or there.
I would not use it anywhere.
I would not use Windows 10.
I do not like it Microsoft-San.
Would you? Could you?
In your car?
Use it! Use it!
Here you are!
You WILL LIKE IT.
You will see.
You WILL LIKE it
in a tree.
I would not could not in a a tree.
Not in my car! You let me be!
I do not like it on XBox.
I do not like it running Firefox.
I do not like it in my house.
I do not like it on my mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!
I do not like Window s10.
I do not like them Microsoft man.
&etc...
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Why don't they just follow the proven industry standard of hiring some sweatshop in Bangladesh to simulate active daily users?
Once the FBI started subverting TOR (developed by the Naval Research Lab to promote FREEDOM), hacking people's computers without warrents and demanding user data from ISPs without warrants, the US became a bad internet citizen and a de facto rogue state.
details straight from Project Zero
TIL that blogger was bought by Google in 2003...
Fortune?!!
There's an authoritative source for complex technical issues.
All the software acumen of Forbes, without the malware-bearing advertisements.
Or maybe we could stop the Japanese, Chinese and Filipinos from strip-mining the Somali & Yemeni fisheries so the local fishermen didn't have to resort to piracy.
Maybe by teaching them to properly manage their own home fisheries.
Everything is awful
Everything sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
Everything is worse when we stick together
Side by side, you and I gonna lose forever, let's party forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in disharmony
Everything is awful
Everything is sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
3, 2, 1. Go
Have you heard the news, everyone's talking
Life is sucks 'cause everything's awful
Lost my job, it's a new opportunity
More free time for my awful community
I feel more awful than an awful possum
Dip my body in chocolate frostin'
Three years later, wash off the frostin
' Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awful
Stepped in mud, got new brown shoes
It's awful to win, and it's awful to lose (it's awful to lose)
Everything is worse when we stick together
Side by side, you and I, gonna lose forever, let's party forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in disharmony
Everything is awful
Everything is sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
Blue skies, bouncy springs
We just crafted two awful things
A Nobel prize, a piece of string
You know what's awful? EVERYTHING!
What do we get when we combine these things?:
Dogs with fleas, allergies,
A book of Greek antiquities
Brand new pants, a very old vest
awful items are the best
Trees, creepers, clogs
They're awful
Rocks, blocks, and socks
They're awful
Figs, and jigs, and twigs
That's awful
Everything you see, or think, or say
Is awful
Everything is awful
Everything is cool when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
you talk like this is news. We've known how to crash flying saucers by zapping them with RADAR since the 1940's.
Also, is it a really a good idear to teach AIs to shoot down human pilots? Because I'm pretty sure that's how you get skynet.
whatever happened to giving them a stream of encrypted porn and letting them have at it?
Kids these days are soft.
oh man, and how
payroll's a bitch when your employees have to be millionaires to afford their very own hovel.
It says on the cover "Human Resources"
It's a cookbook.
A COOOOOKBOOOOK!!!!11!!!
You're a real nasty piece of work.
I like the way you think.
Why would Apple make such a stupid anti-consumer change?
Beats me.