on the up side, the robot carts can be programmed to auto-return from the parking lot when empty, so all the carts aren't left spread all over the parking lot.
No matter how many Japanese soldiers, headhunters, astronauts and Harlem Globetrotters land on that island, Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, and the rest are never getting off that fucking island.
PS it's Glenn Somebody had to take one for the team, and he's damn sure going to make sure it's not Maggie and their babby.
The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.
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Those damn canaries keep dying.
Must be bad air around here.
That's one way to keep the kids away from the drugz.
Microsoft is like aqua regia for cool.
13YOnAziPEdo : plz add me to your linkedin profile faggot
We know exactly what Trump would do.
It's gonna be classy and it's gonna be HUUUUUUGGGEEEE, dripping in gold and marble.
And no loser poor people, anywhere.
This is the same FUD from Hack-a-day from last Janumanary
DUPE ALL THE THINGS!
Anononymous poster, check!
Be sure to mine the +5 comments from old stories for cheap karma!
on the up side, the robot carts can be programmed to auto-return from the parking lot when empty, so all the carts aren't left spread all over the parking lot.
No matter how many Japanese soldiers, headhunters, astronauts and Harlem Globetrotters land on that island, Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, and the rest are never getting off that fucking island.
PS it's Glenn
Somebody had to take one for the team, and he's damn sure going to make sure it's not Maggie and their babby.
#include obXKCD 927
"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters,"
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Hillay could murder at least a few people and still be allowed to run at this point.
Oh you did not just go there, did you?!
They should just call that "feature" GOATSEvision and be done with it.
Clippy joining forces with linkedin ?
FUCK NOPE!
The dude used his wealth to abuse the already overloaded court system to even up a personal grudge.
Or do you think Thiel would have backed the Hulkmeister's suit out of civic duty if Gawker hadn't outed him as a hypocrite?
Actually, they're all horrible people that should be launched into the Sun.
Ken Thompson must be spinning in his grave!
1984 wasn't intended as an instruction manual.
The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.
Larry provides perfectly acceptable buses for employees.
Personal flying cars for jerb creators.
And the rest of you useless eaters can SUCK IT.
Best watch that kind of talk, Mr. Anonymous Coward.
PHAH. The FCC doesn't have jurisdiction at 500 TeraHertz.
"The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam."
The California primary is today.
Obviously they've turned the mind-control rays up to 11 to ensure the preordained outcome.
suspiciously close to the horrible truth (tm)
see honey? I told you it wasn't my fault!
We'll just go ahead and automatically upgrade everyone to ipv10.
Our surveys show that everybody will want it anyways.
Yeah, but the Finnish aren't yet advanced enough to come up with the value-added innovation of shoving the mail down the storm drain.
good grief, they couldn't manage to come up with even "Finnish Tuesday Mail Delivery Finished"?!!! Is that really asking that much?!!
it wasn't even a farmers' market that got ran into.