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  1. holy black lung, Batman! on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Empty Toner Cartridges? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Although you can make a bong from an old toner cartridge, it's probably not a good idea.

  2. well, it should work, for my lifetime, at least... on Bill Gates Investing $2 Billion In Renewables · · Score: 1

    A mutually beneficial exchange of electrons with a parallel universe with slightly different physical constants.

  3. you never hear of having USN nuclear problems on Bill Gates Investing $2 Billion In Renewables · · Score: 4, Informative

    There was a time when people were very pronuclear, but the idiot motherfucking operators in Chernobyl and Fukishima fixed this problem.
    TFTFY.

  4. it's more like a warning sticker on Warner Bros. Halts Sales of AAA Batman PC Game Over Technical Problems · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's still The Loser Flag , only displayed by losers on their F-150s and Cameros. and MOPARS, too...

  5. Re:Really? on Why We Need Certain Consumer Drone Regulations · · Score: 2

    Smokeater pilots are well familiar with dodging flaming buzzards. Drones don't catch fire, so the pilots would have a hard time spotting them before they were sucked into an intake.

  6. "bath salts", you know, for your "bath" on New Snowden Leaks Show NSA Attacked Anti-Virus Software · · Score: 5, Interesting

    NSA Attacked Anti-Virus Software

    And ya'll laughed at John McAfee and called him crazy!

  7. so much for Think Different on Apple To Pay Musicians For Free Streams, After All · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Meet the new boss, just as sleazy and thieving as the old boss.
    well, at least until called out on it....

  8. I don't think you understand the definition on Ask Slashdot: What's the Harm In a Default Setting For Div By Zero? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Division by zero - how many times does zero go into a number?

    100.0 / 0 = 3
    402350.32302 / 0 = 3
    pi / 0 = infinity
    1942 / 0 = 0
    194.3 / 0 = 0
    101 / 0 = 1
    1010 / 0 = 2
    200.02 / 0 = 3
    4004004 / 0 = 4

    Somebody please submit a RFP for this to C++17 standards committee.

  9. YOU are the scratch monkey! on Is Microsoft's .NET Ecosystem On the Decline? · · Score: 5, Funny

    FUCK IT! I'll do it live and test it in production!

  10. brawl of the nanocentury! on An Extra-Large Nanocage Molecule For Quantum Computing · · Score: 2

    Coming this Sunday! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
    In the Extra-LARGE Nanocage!

    The Maryland University Laboratory for Physical Sciences -vs- DWave!
    in an no-holds barred entangled deathmatch!

    1QB -vs- zombEinstein

    NIST -vs- Hal Puthoff
    in a teleportation race for the cash!

    and a special guest appearance by Oderus Urungus singing the National Anthem before the show

    general seating only $11.11 at the door
    BE THERE! or maybe not.

  11. bitch, I am wayyyyy ahead of you on Should Nuclear Devices Be Kept On Hand To Protect Against Near Earth Objects? · · Score: 1

    I've got a secret stockpile of rocks and pointy sticks!
    You'll keep your thieving pseudopods out of my territory if you know what's good fer ya!

  12. who said you have to have a job? on The Future of AI: a Non-Alarmist Viewpoint · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to automation leading to a leisuretopia with a five-hour work week?
    Oh, right, the people buying the robots that are replacing workers are keeping all the productivity gains 100% for themselves.

    In a rational society, we would have a robot tax.
    In our society we pit the eroding middle-class against the poors and lock up more people than we can afford to.

    Don't put me in a cage for taking bread from your yacht.

  13. Re:dear me, I have corrupted the Borg on Police Scanning Every Face At UK Download Festival · · Score: 1

    With future automated scanning system upgrades, you could also pollute their known associates data a'la the Bert & Osama poster. FUN!

  14. dear me, I have corrupted the Borg on Police Scanning Every Face At UK Download Festival · · Score: 2

    Just make a monthly T-shirt drop of with the FBI's 10 most wanted poster a thing.

  15. Re:Ant tentacle porn? on Soft Robot Tentacle Can Lasso an Ant Without Harming It · · Score: 1
    Ooooohhhhhh, missed it by >< that much!

    What is this? Tentacle porn for ants?

  16. No. on Face Recognition Tech Pushes Legal Boundaries · · Score: 3, Funny

    In meatspace nobody recognizes Rorschach.

  17. RELAX everybody... on Microsoft Research Paper Considers Serving Web-ads From Localhost · · Score: 1

    hint--
    They still have to download those ads to your computer from somewhere...

    APK solution STILL relevant

  18. fuckin' George Lucas on Kaspersky Lab Reveals Cyberattack On Its Corporate Network · · Score: 1

    This comes out and Christopher Lee kicks it?
    Mighty suspicimous...

  19. Because Jean Simmons never had a comupter as a kid on Ask Slashdot: What Hardware Is In Your Primary Computer? · · Score: 4, Funny
  20. I got it cheap from Slartibartfast on Ask Slashdot: What Hardware Is In Your Primary Computer? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Earth Mark II
    I bet you didn't even notice the failover, did you?

  21. Homer was a victim of blatent disinformation. on SpaceX Wants Permission To Test Satellite Internet · · Score: 1

    Only if he calls it the Alan Parsons Project.

  22. pshaw!
    Just barf it out to multiple .PSTs (because who doesn't have a mailbox > 2GB?) and crap it out on the Sharepoint(tm) server.
    Done and done.
    HARUMPH!

  23. KODOS 2016! on Microsoft Will Help Iowa Caucuses Go High-Tech · · Score: 1

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kang!

  24. Re:Who Cares? on How Does Musk's Government Funding Compare To Competitors? · · Score: 1

    They're all just hopping he's gonna finally bag Dagny Taggart.

  25. WHY IS IT... on Governments of the World Agree: Encryption Must Die! · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why is it that law enforcement seems to be so goddamned unprofessional and lazy these days?

    "ohh no, encryption is terrism"
    "clearing your browser history is destroying evimadence"
    "don't video me while I'm beating this black man"
    "the fourth amendment is a obsolete holdover from the 19th century"

    Put on your big girl pants and do you fucking job by the book you shifty slackers.