When you name your movement after a bunch of guys who didn't want to pay taxes, don't be surprised to receive some extra scrutiny from the taxman. Sheeesh.
If they can, they will.
It's like melamine in you baby food. Don't give me no shuck about "legal", "constitutional" or "moral". Just assume if it's technically possible, somebody is doing it, and act accordingly.
I know you're hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes. Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! Right, right. I warned you. That's it...
-- NOTE -- the quote was satire, relevant to the arms race you've created, NSA
And what are we supposed to do with these incompetents if we can't promote them out to management? We can't very well grind them up into hamburger and feed them to the poor. There aren't enough circuses left anymore where we can rely on escaped lions to keep the manager population in check.
PHAH!
Pilots can't tell the planet Venus from a UFO, even when clearly marked.Granted, this presupposes the pilot knew "Arabic" for that bit of Looney Tunes ontological camouflage to work
Highly trained observers my ass.
Great, this is like the worst parts of "Runaway" and "Leonard Part 6". We're looking at weapons-grade dumph here. We'll need to recall Leonard Parker to defeat Dr. Charles Luther's evil plot to h@xx0r the robot fish to kill us all. Dammit ScyFy, you better send me my royalties on this!
Purple squirrels don't occur in nature. And a prime indicator that the person speaking is not a member in good standing of the reality-based community.
never saw a Purple squirrel,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one
apologies to Gelett Burgess.
Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple squirrel"â"
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!
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When you name your movement after a bunch of guys who didn't want to pay taxes, don't be surprised to receive some extra scrutiny from the taxman. Sheeesh.
The way you clicked on that report button seemed kinda rape-y to me. Reported.
I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore.
D'OH!
Are they using the tether to generate electricity to run the ion engines? Man, that would be wacky to try to drive.
It's like melamine in you baby food.
Don't give me no shuck about "legal", "constitutional" or "moral".
Just assume if it's technically possible, somebody is doing it, and act accordingly.
I know you're hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes. Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! Right, right. I warned you. That's it...
-- NOTE -- the quote was satire, relevant to the arms race you've created, NSA
Moriarty^W AT&T: "See, it's not our fault you get crappy service when your phone shows four bars, it's the NSA. "
And what are we supposed to do with these incompetents if we can't promote them out to management?
We can't very well grind them up into hamburger and feed them to the poor.
There aren't enough circuses left anymore where we can rely on escaped lions to keep the manager population in check.
Great, now we have to accelerate our schedule and start building anti anti-drone drones.
Thanks a lot, Thanshin!
PHAH!
Pilots can't tell the planet Venus from a UFO, even when clearly marked. Granted, this presupposes the pilot knew "Arabic" for that bit of Looney Tunes ontological camouflage to work
Highly trained observers my ass.
1. There are no legitimate uses for TOR. Anyone using it is a terrorist.
2. The FBI is not in the business of law enforcement. Go find somebody that cares. Good luck.
too mny fckng vwls, shld hv calld it it splittr
Dr. Funk was a real person, who led a life most of us can only dream of and has a drink named after him. But I doubt he could fly.
Great, this is like the worst parts of "Runaway" and "Leonard Part 6". We're looking at weapons-grade dumph here. We'll need to recall Leonard Parker to defeat Dr. Charles Luther's evil plot to h@xx0r the robot fish to kill us all.
Dammit ScyFy, you better send me my royalties on this!
A little dysentery never hurt anyone^W the species.
never saw a Purple squirrel ,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one
apologies to Gelett Burgess.
Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple squirrel"â"
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!
"Pearl" developer == can take an irritating grain of sand and polish it until is has a shiny luster.
"Apple - gay to the core"
Robots.
Hundreds of barnacle-scrapping robots per unit.
Sounds like a business opportunity to me.
Awww crap, somebody else beat me to it.
Bah.
The real danger is these generators will extract all the energy from the tides and the Moon will crash into the Earth.
There's a awful lot of potty-mouth on this story....
The Powerpoint Ranger creed
Discussion of the US Military's love of PPT on Edward Tuft's site. "Mustaches for everyone!" -- actual quote
post apocalyptic much? wait, the one in Orlando's still going...
And if God wants a themepark, why does he need tax incentives from Caesar ?
Homer at the Frying Dutchman,
dreams shattered.
R.i.P. Lionel Hutz, hero of the everyman.
WTF /. !!! The url says bsd.slashdot.org, but the theme isn't red anymore. Just another casualty to OMG beta! I presume.
what, no clever copyeditor threw out "BROWN TROUSER TIME AT LAX" ?