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  1. Hmph! on Tales of the Future Past · · Score: 2, Informative

    Blah, I'm still waiting on the crater-front property on the Moon that I signed up for :(

  2. Re:Wed Night Prod Push on Teaching History In Schools With Video Games · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Alternatively, they could've waited until Friday or Saturday night where all the slashdotters would've been out on hot dates and...oh wait, that doesn't happen, nevermind. :P

    Yeah, the Monday night idea should work.

  3. Way ahead of you! on First IA64 Windows Virus Released · · Score: 1

    Right over here!

  4. Way ahead of you! on First IA64 Windows Virus Released · · Score: 1

    It's right here

  5. Re:Wed Night Prod Push on Teaching History In Schools With Video Games · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, that's been bothering me myself, because you know if you or I did that to a production server at work and lots of people or customers couldn't do their work, we'd be shitcanned! (Okay, so posting comments on slashdot doesn't count as work, but the point remains the same :P)

    Going back on topic myself, I believe computers in the classroom themselves can be a good teaching aid, but it's not a teaching panacea.

  6. Re:Microsofts default encryption pass on MS SQL Server 2005 Adds Security Features · · Score: 1

    Whoa calm down, little camper! Of course you should change the default passwords to something more secure! I wasn't trying to say anything against that, I was simply being facetious about the simplicity of passwords. The reason you would change passwords, simple or not, is because anyone can research what the default passwords are and abuse them, not that you need ME to tell you that! :P

    It's called having already taken responsibilty by being proactive ;)

  7. Re:So then... on MS SQL Server 2005 Adds Security Features · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, I would be worried if those worms traveled across the internet unencrypted. I wouldn't want a worm to be full of exploits!

  8. Re:Am I the only one this bothers? on MS SQL Server 2005 Adds Security Features · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this is stopping you from using third-party security, how...?

  9. Re:Microsofts default encryption pass on MS SQL Server 2005 Adds Security Features · · Score: 1

    What happened, the last password '1234' in previous version wasn't secure enough? :P

  10. Re:Microsofts default encryption pass on MS SQL Server 2005 Adds Security Features · · Score: 2, Informative

    No no no, if you're going to quote Spaceballs, at least cite the correct character! :P

    Dark Helmet actually said that line in regard to President Skroob. In fact, after hearing the combination, Skroob exclaims that it's the same combination as his luggage. You can tell I've watched it for the umpteenth time :)

  11. Boring! on Shatner May Return to Star Trek (Briefly?) · · Score: 1

    They already brought him back (using old Star Trek clips) on an episode of DS9 where they go back in time to the "Star Trek" era to deal with some rogue time traveller that wanted to kill Kirk or something. Been there, done that!! :P

  12. Re:WinZip... on Attacking WinZip AES Encryption · · Score: 1

    Bunghole, Indiana? Goatse, Minnesote? I think I'll stay away from those places...

    But honestly, using your AOL/OpenBSD analogy, all that matters to AOL (as it were) is that they bullshit their current and new subscribers into believing that some of their traffic will be safe from the big bad hackers of the world. Either way someone's laughing their way to the bank and someone's about to be 0wn3d.

  13. Re: The answer is simple... on Attacking WinZip AES Encryption · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but them you'll have a bunch of people that will use "XP" or a single key as their passphrase. :P

    Although some choice keys might be:
    XP
    W00T
    SUX
    ROX
    PERL
    PYTHON
    M$/MS/Micro $oft/MicroShaft (any and all iterations)
    Obfustication
    DMCA
    Free Mitnick
    FCC Violation
    WEP
    WAP
    Wardrobe Malfunction
    PWN3D!!

  14. Re:The answer is simple... on Attacking WinZip AES Encryption · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but as a company trying to sell a product that lists that as a feature, who's in their right mind going to want to prove that their implementation in their own product is a piece of shit?

    Although I must ask that if you rely solely on encrypting files in a WinZIP archive, then we already have problems from the get go!

  15. Re:The following is encrypted using AES on Attacking WinZip AES Encryption · · Score: 0, Funny

    Lqf#6Z5Q|LL5#DzGmL:$^!!AW8\wJE)hr{OMFm\\$^$]*mArkJ ^V!

    You know, I read the subject as The Following is encrypted using ASS....as in you're talking out of your ass! :P

  16. Stun Gun in a Camera... on Build Your Own Stun Gun · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the best part is that you could zap them and capture the moment. Now there's a Kodak moment!!

  17. Re:An Easy Solution on New Wave Of File-Sharing Embraces Secrecy · · Score: 1

    No no, thats where you would keep the drug money! ;) Ok seriously, you add a good point about people being suckers and just taking everything they're being fed from the big boys, and it saddens me.

  18. Re:Playtime on Metal Velcro · · Score: 1

    Just like they were with my pumps!

    Damn, even kids are wearing high heels these days. What a world we live in! :P ;)

  19. Re:Let me be the first to say... on Metal Velcro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd hate to see if they ever made toilet seats or even toilet paper out of that stuff! OUCH!!!!

  20. Velcro on Metal Velcro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well we can now that everything in society is being held together only by Velcro :P

  21. Re:An Easy Solution on New Wave Of File-Sharing Embraces Secrecy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Holy shit, I need a cigarette, cause that sounds cool!

    Actually, what worries me is that the RIAA/MPAA could try to cite that all private encryption are being used to infringe on their copyright, therefore making non-corporate encryption = evil. Then again, I'm paranoid about shit like that, so take this with some salt on the slippery slope. :)

  22. Re:So the RIAA will just go ahead and sue everyone on New Wave Of File-Sharing Embraces Secrecy · · Score: 1

    I think the RIAA's next strategy is just going to be to open up the phone book from every city, town, and village in the country and file suit against every single American citizen, nearly every one of which will have to settle with the RIAA for a few thousand dollars, because it will be less expensive than hiring a lawyer to prove, say, that one doesn't even own a computer.

    Good thing my name is unlisted. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

  23. Re:Good?? on New Wave Of File-Sharing Embraces Secrecy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not only will this slow RIAA and MPAA down, but it can slow FBI, CIA, local law enforcement to stop child pornography, or other things like those terrorists that use computers from caves (sarcasm on that last one, I really don't think the morons in caves use computers that much)

    Oh yeah, because we all know that p2p is a technology that is either used by music and movie thieves, pedophiles and perverts, or the Osama bin Ladens of the world. Give me a break.

  24. Re:A Quick Fix on A Worm's Worm · · Score: 2, Funny
    That'll take care of the folks who don't patch or use a firewall or AV.

    Dude, you forgot the following steps:
    • Unplug the computer from the walls
    • Detach peripherials from computer
    • Put computer back in box
    • Ship it back out

    Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO USE A COMPUTER!!! ;)
  25. Re:Plug-in on A Worm's Worm · · Score: 1

    Yeah, as a matter of fact, they support the random playing of MP3s, producing some form of visualizatiions and gibberish on the screen, talking to other people's computers by entering before knocking, and displaying hostile messages on people's screens.

    I'm sure they'll allow for MORE functionality to cripple computers with! :)