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  1. Osbournes on Engrish LOTR: The Two Towers Captions · · Score: 1

    If this is what they did to LOTR, I'd like to see them translate "The Osbournes".

  2. Why it was better.... on Why VHS Was Better Than Betamax · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause you could watch stuff over and over again in nice, compact, tape-form and not have to carry around an entire computer to see the same thing day after day.....

  3. Not exactly,,,, on Lifetime Careers in IT? · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Does the average Slashdot reader think they will retire (with a pension, benefits, etc) after a long and successful career in IT?"
    • The way things are going at my company ... only if I move to India.
  4. Everything leads to pr0n... on Tetris AI System · · Score: 2, Funny

    The same guy is now retrofitting his contraption by pointing his webcam at his wife, and having Leisure Suit Larry's AI instruct him how to seduce her.
    Fortunately, for the gene pool, he's finding that this problem has no solution, but mostly due to personal limitations.

  5. The internet almost crumbles ... on The 1991 "X-Box" · · Score: 2, Funny

    The internet almost crumbles ... and this is the only news we can come up with today? Some kid's 10-minute idea that happens to have the same name as another product?

    Slashdot ...
    News for Nerds ... Stuff that matters ...

    I guess 1 out of 2 isn't bad...

  6. Competition on Nintendo Confirms New Console In 2005 · · Score: 1

    [begin sarcasm]Obviously, anybody can see that they only reason that Nintendo felt the need to announce their new system was because they felt threatened by The Phantom! Who can compete with 32,000 games? Who can compete???[/end sarcasm]

  7. Re:Spitzer strikes again! (Spitzer for President) on MonsterHut Jammed for Spam · · Score: 1

    $1000 says he makes a run for president a couple elections from now.... I've always thought that myself...

  8. MonsterHut Wins on MonsterHut Jammed for Spam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not only did his spam get distributed, his story got coverage by the media, and it's now a front-page story on slashdot which all will result in an increase in traffic to their site.

    I'd argue that spam DOES work.

  9. Too bad!!! on Hilary Rosen Will Step Down As RIAA Head · · Score: 1

    Too bad it's only January. 343 days and counting.

  10. Re:High Power RF @ Microwave Freqs == Heat on U.S. Air Force Developing Microwave Weapon · · Score: 1

    I bet the military is slapping themselves on the forehead right now thinking "why didn't we consult fire-eyes first?"

    You seriously think that there's not a way to use microwaves and not harm humans? I won't pretend to understand the technology behind what this weapon does ... but I'm guessing that it wouldn't go over too well if it left hundreds of thousands of fried humans behind. Maybe I'm naive, but I'm going to believe the statement that it's not directly harmful to humans over speculation by fire-eyes.

  11. Blame the enemy... on U.S. Air Force Developing Microwave Weapon · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "How is disabling electronics completely safe for civilians?"
    • If their military chooses to put their military targets among their civilian population, then it's not safe for civilians. If their civilian population chooses to allow their military to be there ... then they should accept the risks. If the civilians have no choice, then we're there for the right reasons.
  12. Re:Congrats! on F'd Companies · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Wow, way to spell Schadenfreude right! I would have definitely expected to see that spelled wrong on Slashdot. Nice going."
    • Don't worry ... they'll get it wrong when the story is reposted.
  13. Hmm... on Mobile Phone Abuse and AbUsers · · Score: 1
    "The first of the series uses electric shocks to condition the user to talk at a non-intrusive level; the others are similarly ingenious."
    • April 1st already?
  14. Multiplicity on Kiln People · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Instead, each day he rises and imprints specialized dittos to do his legwork, review the evidence, meet others, and run errands while he stays home, tends his garden, and keeps his real body in good physical condition."
  15. The Bigger Microsoft News Today on MS Must Ship Java With Windows Within 120 Days · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know this may get modded as Offtopic, but it's the bigger news story for both Microsoft and the tech industry today:

    "Microsoft sets dividend, stock split"

    Microsoft is the last of the Dow 30 to start paying a dividend, and paves the way for other tech companies that have held out paying dividends. Should be an interesting morning in trading for MSFT.

  16. Re:quit bitching on Apple Smacks Down iCommune · · Score: 1
    "If it doesn't work, we can have Apple shoot some sort of Natalie Portman porn and see how that works out."
    • Why do you think they developed iMovie?
  17. Re:So everybody gets to do this? on Killing Others' Malicious Processes · · Score: 2
    "Guess what, the incompetent won't be able to, even if they had the right."
    • You don't think somebody would write a one-button clickable script-kiddie tool to do this? Yes, they
    • would be able to do this.
  18. This guy's logic just doesn't make sense... on Killing Others' Malicious Processes · · Score: 2
    "Since the owner of a system has no responsibility for the actions of a worm, or any malicious process, that runs without their knowledge, I submit that they also have no rights to the process. No responsibility means no rights."

    • How does he make the leap from the system owner having no rights, to somebody ELSE having rights to that process. He's claiming that HE should have rights, yet by his logic ... the only person that really should have a right to kill the process is the person that is responsible for its existence or the person that initiated the worm. That means that the only person that should have that right is either the worm writer, or the person that launched the process. In many cases, this actually IS the user, since they executed a piece of malicious code on their system.

    "If parents don't vaccinate their children, the state takes them out of school. If a dog consistently attacks people, the authorities put it down. If someone commits three felonies, they are put away for life. This is because the rights of the many outweigh the rights of the one."
    • He fails to mention what the punishment is for electronic system intrusion. Whether his motives are nobile or not, laws regarding kids and dogs have absolutely no bearing on laws addressing electronic worms.
  19. So everybody gets to do this? on Killing Others' Malicious Processes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy wants to give the power to kill remote processes to everybody. Everybody includes the people that he's saying can't secure their systems to begin with. Do you want them touching your box? Didn't think so.

  20. I know how he did it ... on Science Project Quadruples Surfing Speed - Reportedly · · Score: 2

    He got rid of those Classmates.com and X10.com popups...

  21. This isn't necessarilly fake... on Science Project Quadruples Surfing Speed - Reportedly · · Score: 2

    It's not that hard to quadruple surfing speeds ...
    Just compare it to Netscape 4.79 and load up your page with about 30 nested tables...

  22. Free Wynona!!! on Appropriate Punishment For Crackers? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh wait ... that's already past.

  23. I found the missing $85 on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    "we were overbudget by $85"

    Wonder how that happened...

    "Beta Testing"

    Nevermind...

  24. Re:All this whining... on TiVo to support HDTV by "Year-End" · · Score: 2

    What the hell does that accomplish?
    Do you enjoy paying tax on a purchase only to have your rebate not reflect the true cost of an item you bought? Doesn't seem too bright.

  25. Re:Space Issues? (nope) on TiVo to support HDTV by "Year-End" · · Score: 2

    Nah, just read this ... you'll be fine.