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  1. this isn't news... on Mozilla To Ditch Firefox Extensions? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's rabblerousing. Slashdot, news for the hard of thinking.

    Editors, please try to give these stories at least a pretense of fairness. Unless you need this for your application to work at Fox News.

  2. Get out of jail free card? on Alleged Ponzi Mastermind Hacked In Antigua · · Score: 1

    "Sorry, your honor, but it was those darned hackers! They broke into the bank's computers, took the money, and left a trail of evidence pointing to me! I been framed!"

  3. Oh, please on Racist Facial Recognition Software · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SOMEBODY developed this facial tracking software, and HP vetted it for installation on thousands or millions of computers.

    Either this problem will come as a complete surprise to them, or they knew about it and released it anyway. Both alternatives are pretty upsetting.

    Because either there were no test cases involving black people -- for an algorithm that depends on skin contrast, you'd think this would be a no-brainer -- or they knew there was a problem, but never expected black people to buy it.

  4. Re:OH NOES!!! on Unknown 7m Asteroid Almost Impacted Earth · · Score: 1

    Although, to be fair, even if we did spot one, it's not like we can jump out of the way or anything.

  5. Re:Hardly noticeable if it impacted on Unknown 7m Asteroid Almost Impacted Earth · · Score: 1

    Well, actually, missing a 7 meter asteroid passing at this distance is exactly akin to missing just about anything in the middle of the highway. Even another 7m asteroid.

  6. Re:Faster Memory? on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...whether some of the newly-created address space is unaddressable for reasons yet unknown.

    You need a 64-bit rat to access all the extra memory space.

  7. Re:Status updates for a dead person? on Facebook To Preserve Accounts of the Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Status: Very serious, but stable, condition

  8. Oh, puhlease on Lost Northwest Pilots Were Trying Out New Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were SO engrossed they neglected to respond to repeated attempts at contact for OVER AN HOUR? They weren't learning a new scheduling system.

    They were on a WoW raid, more like.

  9. What is the point? on Ares 1-X Ready On Pad, Launch Set For 1200 GMT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why is NASA so bent on using the solid-fuel boosters, when the military already has the much cheaper Delta iV Heavy and Atlas V rockets that have been proven?

  10. Cold Equations on What Belongs In a High School Sci-Fi/Fantasy Lit Class? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The Cold Equations" a short story by Tom Godwin (wiki'd the author). It's been 40 years and I still remember the story, that says something. I remember hating the story, because unlike most pulp SF at the time, it didn't have a happy ending; in fact I cried.

    I hated it, and I recommend it. You'll hate it too.

  11. Re:cue exploding battery packs.... on Electric Car Nano-Batteries Aim For 500-Mile Range · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

  12. Hey! how about.. on Pain-Free Animals Could Take Suffering Out of Farming · · Score: 1

    engineering PEOPLE not to feel so damn guilty about eating cows?

  13. I HOPE IT FAILS on Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? · · Score: 1

    And the studios will finally force James Cameron to make Titanic II.

  14. Blackberries already can sync from iTunes on Palm Pre To Sync Seamlessly With iTunes · · Score: 1

    ...apparently (http://na.blackberry.com/eng/services/media/mediasync.jsp).

    Granted, they use a separate app, but if I could control my music and media with iTunes and listen to it on my BB, that'd be good enough for me.

  15. Hah, they dropped out because on Reliable Male Contraceptive In the Works · · Score: 5, Funny

    "almost a third of the 1,045 men in the two-and-a-half year study did not complete the trials; no reason was given for this"

    Nobody told them WHERE the injection goes.

  16. Re:i find it so hard on Taming Conficker, the Easy Way · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is a virus infecting a huge number of systems and no one knows what it is destined to do.

    Seems like a pretty GOOD reason to genuinely care, if you ask me.

  17. Senior Shakeel Avadhany? on MIT Team Creates Shock That Recharges Your Car · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Funny, that doesn't seem like a Mexican name...

  18. Re:"Actually quite difficult"? on Largest Data Breach Disclosed During Inauguration · · Score: 1

    You don't have to make a fake credit card, just rewrite the magstripe on an existing expired/stolen card.

  19. HUH?? CNP not hard to do? on Largest Data Breach Disclosed During Inauguration · · Score: 1

    "The nature of the [breach] is such that card-not-present transactions are actually quite difficult for the bad guys to do because one piece of information we know they did not get was an address."

    So... of the 300-million-plus transactions they KNOW have been exposed, NONE of them were card-not-present(CNP) transactions that included address verification data?

    Address verification data might not be enough for identify theft -- but then it might -- but it SURE as hell is enough to forge more CNP transactions. Oh, and by the way, a lot of CNP transactions would ALSO include the CVV2 on the back of the card.

    What are the odds that, out of 300 million transactions, SOME cards have been used in both card-present AND card-not-present situations? Simply match on card numbers, and poof! Magstripe *and* AVS *and* CVV2. That's the whole card security scheme, shot to hell. Pwned.

  20. Space Katrina? on Is a 'Katrina-Like' Space Storm Brewing? · · Score: 1

    Just when you thought it was safe to move back to New Orleans...

  21. Detects your cancer in 1 hour on Prototype Scanner Detects Cancer In Under 1 Hour · · Score: 1

    ...or it's free?

  22. Is your kid named Truman? on Best Way To Store Digital Video For 20 Years? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you're collecting 100 GIGS per YEAR?

    When do you plan on WATCHING this stuff?

    Odds are, by the time he's three, you'll be so sick of watching him grow up through a camera viewfinder you'll toss the camera into the back of the closet.

    And if you ever have another kid, he'll grow up thinking he's adopted, because he can't find any photographic evidence of his childhood.

    I speak from experience :)

  23. I buy my tickets on eBAY on Patterns in Lottery Numbers · · Score: 1

    The frugal gambler can save big money by buying used lottery tickets. They cost a lot less, and the chances of winning are almost as good!

  24. hmmmm better ideas on Anti-Missile Defenses For Commercial Jets · · Score: 1

    How much for just a sticker that says "This jet protected by anti-missile system"?

    Or, when the system detects a missile launch, an alert sounds, Nintendo controllers drop from the ceiling and every kid on the flight with overdeveloped thumbs gets to try to shoot it down...

  25. Re:No finger prints helps. on US Visitor Fingerprints To Be (Perhaps) Stored by FBI · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I don't have finger prints!"


    So... any time there's no fingerprints at the crime scene... that was YOU?