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  1. Re:Not fair I tell you. on Google Rewards Employees With Millions · · Score: 1

    I would respond to this more vehemently but I haven't gone and got my coffee and donut yet...

  2. Re:General Grievous? on Episode III Opening Crawl Released · · Score: 1

    "Sir, we've run out of assholes!"

  3. Re:Old earnings? on Microsoft Posts Record Earnings · · Score: 1

    No they just used Excel. "Funny Accounting" was bought out just a few seconds ago ;)

  4. Re:Snake oil on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 1

    It probably also proactively optimizes business flow to maximize your return on investment using the newest state-of-the-art XML over HTTP via TCP/IP technology.

    You're a PHB!! PHB!! Run awaY!

  5. Re:Haux? on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 1

    .. it has a good explanation. IANAEE, (I am not an electrical engineer) but can someone confirm its not just all guff?

    http://www.batmax.com/technology-features.php

  6. Right thats it... on Bridging India's Digital Divide With Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..I'm moving to India. I'm
    a) more likely to get a job
    b) get a better rate of pay with regards to living expenses

    and

    c) more likely to be able to use linux and not windoze at work.

    now wheres that plane ticket gone...

  7. Re:Even in Britain... on Earthlink Teams Up With SK-Telecom · · Score: 1

    I don't recall texting ever being "cheap" - 10p a text is quite alot, esp. when you can only convey 120 characters per text.

    Its popular, in my opinion, because its easy to say "I'll be there in 10 mins" quickly, ie you dont have to use the "pleasantries" of a phone call which can easily bulk out the time it takes to relay your message to someone.

    Efficiency, thats the key to why texting is popular in the UK IMHO. But then in America efficiency isn't really a byword in anything done there now is it? ;)

  8. Re:Get a hint on China Bans 50 Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the difference between freedom and repressive communism. Honestly, we have no idea the sacrifices our lawmakers make for us.

    You forgot the 500 an hour AND a nice cushy chair to sit in ;)

  9. Re:"Fitting" on Asteroid Named After Douglas Adams · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. or for it to actually be, against all probability, a sperm whale called into existance several light years from earth wondering why its there..

  10. Re:OT: Re:poor /. synaptic function on Volatility of Human Memory · · Score: 1

    On a serious note, it seems that although I can remember events and these events bring about an appropriate emotional response, I cannot remember exactly how I felt AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME or the intensity of that feeling.

    Its the same with an LSD trip I took once. I remember what happened, and it makes me laugh. But I cannot remember the feeling of being high like that, my brain just seems to have forgotten the emotions. I always find that interesting to think about...

  11. Re:OT: Re:poor /. synaptic function on Volatility of Human Memory · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe we should try and masturbate a bit while learning, maybe the notion of an exam will become more pleasurable. ;)

    ... you may well laugh, but I spend many hours of the day rubbing my crotch whilst I'm learning stuff.


    Did I just say that out loud? Oh crap.

  12. Well at least... on Ars Technica Reviews AmigaOS 4.0 · · Score: 1

    they can use any old amiga hardware to wedge the office doors open ;)

  13. Re:Gordon Walton.. Customers come first on IGDA Persistent Worlds White Paper Released · · Score: 1

    I was taking both statements within context of the article, thanks..

    What he's basically saying is this: "Customer support is essential with on line gaming because we can't get away with fobbing them off (like you can in other sectors of industry who don't talk to each other). So don't you bother doing it either because its far too expensive for the likes of you".

    Both statements of which I find objectionable, and what my post was about.

    He's moaning about the cost of providing support!! Whether or not lawyers are involved, the expense is justified. If we were all more vocal, we'd all get better support for all our produce.

  14. Gordon Walton.. Customers come first on IGDA Persistent Worlds White Paper Released · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "In online," Walton claims, "Customer service is the business... If we were an army, customer service would be the infantry."

    "Is there any upside here? NO," Walton grunts. It's simply a necessary (and frustrating) expense.

    Supporting the "customer" should NEVER be a frustrating expense. Supporting your customer, Mr Walton, should be your main concern in EVERY business.

    When are companies going to learn that across the whole market, CUSTOMERS COME FIRST and are not there to be bled dry and fobbed off?

    feh.

  15. Wrong number.. on Samsung Launches 3D Movement Recognition Phone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man its bad enough that my phone randomly phones people in my pocket when I sit down, let alone when I'm walking along the road..

    My phone's autolock doesn't always work so I don't really want to phone australia by mistake cause I just ran up a flight of stairs!

  16. Re:Sorry I poked your eye out.... on Samsung Launches 3D Movement Recognition Phone · · Score: 1

    .. I tried her phone number but couldn't get through.. it was up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, in, out, in, out wasn't it?

    ;P

  17. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen on Porn Industry Mulls Next Generation-DVD · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen on Porn Industry Mulls Next Generation-DVD · · Score: 1

    The new format is called a Blu-ray Disc because a blue laser is able to cram more data onto discs than the red rays currently used.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/new_med ia /1829241.stm

  19. Re:The horror, the horror on NetBeans 4.0 Release · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking about the compiler, I was talking about the project file format - you know, the little file thats written when you create a new project in the IDE?

    Re-reading my post, I think I was actually describing the behaviour of the .form file rather than the actual .nbattrs project file. Both are actually written in XML, although a little cryptic - I just checked.

  20. Re:/. in the book on Emergence · · Score: 2, Funny

    you probably don't know as much about slime mold as you should.

    Ooohhh yes I do matey, I played Baldurs Gate all the way through I'll have you know.

  21. This is nothing new on Emergence · · Score: 1, Insightful

    .. we kind of knew already that complexity can be acheived with a basic set of rules re flocking. This may be interesting, but its hardly new.

    Sounds like they are rehashing old ideas into a book just in time for Xmas to get you to splash your cash.

  22. Re:I am confused! on Emergence · · Score: 1

    Ok here goes:

    Ants brains are very very very complex, far too complex if you can't even be arsed to read the book. The End.

  23. Re:Not a good true complexity issue. on P2P In 15 Lines of Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    no one blames Visual Basic

    Believe me, VB has ALOT to answer for.. *shakes fist*

  24. Re:Shame... on NetBeans 4.0 Release · · Score: 2, Funny

    two words - system upgrade ;)

    But seriously, compiling a class with 9 inner classes is definately a strange thing to do.. .. and why would you want to exclude individual files from the WAR? Surely, any none dependant files should be included/referenced from your dependant files in a separate package/directory.

    You're doing something conceptually wrong on both counts!

  25. Re:The horror, the horror on NetBeans 4.0 Release · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, netbeans tends to do things the way they are supposed to be done, not the way you think they should be.

    Which is what an IDE should do, especially when you are dealing with large projects and need some fomalisation built in to the structure of the project.

    IntelliJ may allow you to fudge things a little, but in 6 months time when the project ends would you rather have controlled steady development or a bundle of spaghetti code to deal with and debug?

    For example, I love the way you can build a bean add it to the component panel, drag it into your app and adjust the properties on the form in the UI's properties window. It deals with the coding quite smoothly and efficiently and even allows connections to other components on the page in the correct coding methodologies.

    My only gripe in the last version (I don't know about this one) is that the way the project is stored - you cannot edit it easily if your form goes "wrong". It also rebuilds the code (even if you change it in another editor) in the uneditable regions for you each time.

    Something they may like to consider is to change the project file format to XML so it can be easily altered if the IDE breaks.