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Asteroid Named After Douglas Adams

tc writes "MSNBC is reporting that an asteroid has been named after Douglas Adams of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy fame. Fittingly, the asteroid carried the provisional designation 2001 DA42, thus commemorating the year of his untimely death, containing his initials, and incorporating the famous answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. This seems like a fitting tribute to me."

314 comments

  1. FA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Asteriod

    1. Re:FA by Wtcher · · Score: 1

      It sounds more like an answer.

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    2. Re:FA by ampmouse · · Score: 1

      It is an answer!
      "'All right,' said Deep Thought. 'The Answer to the Great Question...' ... 'Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infnite majesty and calm."
      Quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, (in the version I have, Page 179-180)

  2. What else to say ? by tibike77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rest in peace, man who made me laugh hardest ever - we don't need an asteroid named after you, but it sure sounds nice to hear somebody else cares.

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    1. Re:What else to say ? by Serious+Simon · · Score: 4, Funny

      He sure was a hoopy frood.

    2. Re:What else to say ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E-mail me about this: chapmancourt@hotmail.com i want to know more about Douglas Adams. Im writing a essay about him. Thanks

    3. Re:What else to say ? by Squarepusher · · Score: 1
      He was the hoopiest.

      I tell ya what; Right up to the day he died, that man knew where his towel was.

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    4. Re:What else to say ? by flipper65 · · Score: 1

      Guess you'll make it to the resaurant at the end of the galaxy before me. Give me a shout on the rap rod when you get there.

    5. Re:What else to say ? by FuzzzyLogik · · Score: 1

      Totally with you here man. If you haven't listened to the audiobooks of the series.. do so.. they rock and you get to hear Mr. Adams himself tell the story, absolutely hilarious stuff. Here's for hoping there will be plenty of books waiting for me to read on the other side!

    6. Re:What else to say ? by gigem4me · · Score: 1

      Douglas Adams dang, if it isnt Douglas Adams then its pretty stupid to say its named after him.

    7. Re:What else to say ? by Malacon · · Score: 1

      That actually made me smile to see.

      Gives me a warm feeling inside, but that may just be the hot cocoa.

    8. Re:What else to say ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not trolling, but am I the only person who didn't find HHGTTG funny. It was just dumb. After hearing about how great it was for so many years, I was severely disappointed after reading it. Got not so much as a chuckle out of me.

    9. Re:What else to say ? by jpetts · · Score: 1

      He sure was a hoopy frood.

      Aaaaaarrrggghh! IMHO, one of the worst mistakes DA ever made in THHGTG was to make the NOUN "hoopy" sound like an adjective: it's a NOUN, people:

      Hoopy: really together guy

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    10. Re:What else to say ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chill out dude. He adjectivized it. Which follows in the grand tradition of nouning verbs and verbing nouns. Language does evolve!

    11. Re:What else to say ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you should go back to watching adam sandler movies...

    12. Re:What else to say ? by ArghBlarg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Highly actionable of you to dialog with him on that.

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    13. Re:What else to say ? by Griim · · Score: 2, Funny

      That man really knew where his towel was at.

    14. Re:What else to say ? by goodzilla · · Score: 1

      they made a movie too
      woooo
      hoo
      and
      adams wrote for it
      i cant wait :D

    15. Re:What else to say ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen.

    16. Re:What else to say ? by xrobertcmx · · Score: 1

      He may have written the original script, but it was updated by someone who had never read the books, or listened to the series.
      Also no major director would touch it after they read the new script.
      I am worried.

  3. Enlighten me please.. by Entouchable · · Score: 1

    and incorporating the famous answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. Can someone please shed light on this for those of us in the dark?

    1. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Orgazmus · · Score: 0

      The universal answer to the meaning of life is "42"
      Read the book if you dont understan it, it is worth the time ;)

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    2. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Omkar · · Score: 4, Informative

      42.

    3. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's NOT the "meaning of life". I am so utterly sick of people who claim the meaning of life is 42, IT'S FUCKING NOT! It's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the unverse and everything. Nothing more, nothing less...

    4. Re:Enlighten me please.. by tibike77 · · Score: 4, Informative

      When in doubt, ask Google.

      Short version: Earth gets destroyed by aliens building a Hyperspace Bypass, but that was only an excuse, as the Earth was in fact a giant "living" computer created to find "the ultimate question" (about, of course, "Life, the Universe and Everything") to which the answer (42) was already found (but the question was uncertain), and a group of philosophers and psychologists wouldn't have liked to have the question coming out (so they contracted the Vogons to destroy Earth before it could finish the calculations)... and so on.

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    5. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Entouchable · · Score: 0

      Nevermind.. Google beat slashdot Here is the answer, at least i dont have to go on a quest to find the question ;)

    6. Re:Enlighten me please.. by nfarrell · · Score: 1

      What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?

      (the scrabble bits didn't mention it had to be in base 13)

    7. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Funny
      Read the book if you dont understand it,

      Not that reading the book is going to help you understand much of anything (much less certain ultimate answers), but it's certainly worth the read.

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    8. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Oh ... get a life! ;)

    9. Re:Enlighten me please.. by shreevatsa · · Score: 5, Informative
      Please. Don't mention base 13, it's not true and DNA didn't like it. From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to_Life,_t he_Universe,_and_Everything:
      However, it was later pointed out that 6 X 9 = 42 if the calculations are performed in base 13, not base 10. Douglas Adams was not aware of this at the time, and has since been quoted as saying that "nobody writes jokes in base 13." and also "I may be a pretty sad person, but I don't make jokes in base 13."
    10. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not quite. "42" is the answer to the question about the universe, life and everything. What the *question* itself is, is another story...

    11. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Monsieur_F · · Score: 2, Informative

      I understand that The Answer is "Forty-Two", not 42. And if you multiply six by nine, you always get fifty-four, whichever base is used.

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    12. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Gregz72 · · Score: 1
      Not that reading the book is going to help you understand much of anything (much less certain ultimate answers)
      But it might help you to brew a decent cup of tea.
    13. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition to what the others have said, I thought I'd point out something about the nature of the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. You see, there's a theory that if someone knows both the question and the answer, the universe will instantly be destroyed and replaced with something more complex. There is a corresponding theory that this has already happened.

    14. Re:Enlighten me please.. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      But it might help you to brew a decent cup of tea.

      Or with brewing a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
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    15. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Gregz72 · · Score: 1

      LOL I stand corrected ;-)

    16. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Headcase88 · · Score: 1
      You can also use the caculator functions in google and MSN (you do this in Google by adding an equals sign at the end of your query)
      Here are the calculator instructions for Google while I'm at it.

      Nope, they don't have geeks working for Google and MSN. Not at all. (Well for the MSN part could you replace "geeks" with "thieves of Google's code"? It's fun to accuse them as such.)
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    17. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Long-EZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, the rule is, you always pronounce the result in base 10, regardless of the base you're actually using?!?!? That can't be right. I think you're a basist (one who believes one numeric base is better than the others).

      All your base are belong to ten.

      Just because the hexadecimal 2A is difficult to pronounce for those accustomed to base ten, does not indicate that the correct pronunciation is "forty two".

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    18. Re:Enlighten me please.. by sgtrock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Geeez. The whole POINT to the question was that we got the answer wrong! THAT was the joke.

      (shaking head, muttering) Some people could spoil anything....

    19. Re:Enlighten me please.. by longbot · · Score: 0

      Amen! Some people just don't get it...

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    20. Re:Enlighten me please.. by DarkMantle · · Score: 2, Informative

      All I can say, is that you're not a Geek until you read Hitchikers Guide To the Galaxy a trilogy in 6 parts.

      A very good and funny read.

      "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife, then realizing the contradiction involved here, he mearly hoped there wasn't an afterlife" - Douglas Adams HHG2G

      "The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Douglas Adams HHG2G

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    21. Re:Enlighten me please.. by onepoint · · Score: 1

      There is tea from a store in England. the tea's blend number happens to be # 42. this was the tea that man of a times DA would drink.

      so that might be the answer.

      Onepoint

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    22. Re:Enlighten me please.. by barawn · · Score: 1

      So, the rule is, you always pronounce the result in base 10, regardless of the base you're actually using?!?!?

      "Forty" is a specific number, not a base representation. "Forty in base sixteen is represented two-eight." Just like "one, two, three, four" are specific numbers.

      The pronunciations are baseless, as you can easily realize from the "teens" and from other languages (c.f. French, with 80 being "quatre-vingt", or "four twenties").

      2A is not "twenty-A", it's "two-A". Saying "forty-two" is a baseless representation of a number.

    23. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1
      I remember when I was using some mathematical language a lot of years ago (it was called Basic1000D, for the Atari ST).

      One could change the base used by typing something like "BASE 16" for example to switch to hexadecimal.
      Example: (probably not the correct syntax, but the idea is the same)
      > 9 + 9 ?
      18
      > BASE 16
      > 9 + 9 ?
      12
      And I used to try to go back to my initial base by typing:
      > BASE 10
      > 9 + 9 ?
      12
      And wondering why this stupid program would not switch back to what I told it !
      The correct way to do what I wanted and which would work from any base was
      > BASE TEN
      > 9 + 9 ?
      18
      And I think I kept this method to differenciate the actual number (which I write in letters) from its volatile numerical representation (which I write in cyphers.

      I really find it easier to name The Answer "Forty-Two" (or even "Quarante-Deux" in my mother tongue) rather than "the number which representation in the base corresponding to the number of fingers human beings generally have on all their hands (of course ! if I cannot use "forty-two", I cannot use "ten" either) is a four followed by a two".

      The same goes for Pi, hopefully.
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    24. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But wasn't the Deep Thought machine to be replaced with a more up-to-date machine constructed by Deep Thought? ..Long time since I read the book, so I'm probably mixing it up.
      - Sigg3.net

    25. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is true. You can't deny that 6 times 9 is 42(base 13). It may be true that Douglas Adams didn't plan that, but really doesn't make it any less cool.

    26. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Adammil2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since when did the philosophers hire the Vogons to destroy planet Earth? Everything seemed right until you got to that part. The Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and Other Thinking Persons tried to get the computer who designed the Earth (Deep Thought) turned off, because they were afraid of the damage to their livelihood of people learning a concrete answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. But then they decided to go along with the plan after Deep Thought explained how they could use the situation to ride the gravy train for life.

    27. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      Almost.

      Deep Thought was supposed to be the most powerful computer (or something to the same effect) but when turned on he declared himself the second most powerful one but that he would design (but not construct, that's what Staliblarfast's (sp?) race did) and what he designed was Earth.

      But somewhen its indigenous population (which was an integral part of the computer) was replaced by the occupants of the B Ark so the result it was supposed to find (the answer to life, the universe and everything was forty-two, which Deep Thought found but the question to it, like in Jeopardy, was to be calculated by Earth) was wrong.

      So instead of getting:

      6 * 7 = 42

      they got

      6 * 9 = 54

      But 42 in base 13 is:

      4 * 13 + 2 = 54

      So you could write this while being correct (in base 13):

      6 * 9 = 42 (in base 13)

      So some geeks thought that the answer (42) was given in base 13, thus making what was the wrong question given by Earth seem like the correct one.

      Personally I think that it would be more correct that any question other than 6 * 7 could be the correct one.

      Why? Because it is theorised in the series that if the answer to life, the universe and everything and its question were ever put together (or both found, it's been some time since I last read it) the Universe would disappear and be replaced by an even weirder, more complicated one (another theory says it already happened).

      Given that how much is 6 * 7 and 42 are quite often put together the Universe would have disappeared a long time ago (as soon as Maths were invented) so it can't be the correct question. Neither can any other question whose normal answer is 42.

      On the other hand, if 5 * 2 = 42 (as an example) was the correct question/answer and was therefore true we would have to redo all of our mathematics and everything that depends on it (most/all of science) to integrate that new fact (like new discoveries disprove old scientific theories) and it would make all of it much more complicated to fit it in, which ties it nicely with the universe being replaced by a more complicated and confusing one if it ever happened (even though it would still be the same).

      Is it what DNA was thining of? Maybe not, but I find it a more compelling theory than the base 13 one (which only tries to claim that the reprogrammed-with-B-Ark-passengers Earth still gave the right answer).

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    28. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Engie_Viral · · Score: 1

      Douglas Adams wrote "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" series. In this series, the Earth was an organic computer designed to answer the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

      The answer was 42. That was a bit of DA humour for you.

      Personally, I was extremely saddend to hear of his death. I am glad that he, and his wacky homour, have been stamped on a piece of the heavens (not literally of course), lest he be forgotten.

    29. Re:Enlighten me please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolute rubbish ... answer 'fifty four' assumes base 10.

  4. I always liked Douglas Adams by onyxruby · · Score: 1
    I always liked Douglas Adams for his warped sense of humour and perspective but have oft wondered what the population at large saw in him. I even once converted part of one his books into a small play for college.

    That being said, his appeal seem rather limitied to certain segments of the population such as science and IT types. So, let me ask, why do people like him so much?

    1. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by erlando · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because he was funny?

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    2. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      Even people outside IT/science can appreciate warped humour.

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    3. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, he was a big admirer of P. G. Wodehouse. The 'certain segments of the population' which you cite tend to appreciate that type of humor.

    4. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Marshy101 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That being said, his appeal seem rather limitied to certain segments of the population such as science and IT types. The BBC national poll placing the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in England's top 5 favourite books would seem to indicate that his appeal is universal. He may have written science fiction but his books are really a hilarious satire on everyday life.

    5. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like saying that the appeal of "Harry Potter" or of "Winnie the Pooh" is universal. Although actually I guess it is. Never mind then.

    6. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by cofaboy · · Score: 1

      very dry sense of humour,
      very perceptive in the mannerisims of people in general,
      intelligent questions presented in irreverent ways, thought provoking,
      cynical,
      hopeful,

      I could go on but just read one of his books and you will find all the above and a great deal more on almost every page.
      Not only are they funny as hell but they are good reads.

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    7. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Elphin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I like him because he was the first person to tell me about Netscape. Sometime in 1994 I was lead developer on a product that won an award presented by Douglas, so I got to meet him after the presentation.

      We got talking about the Internet. "What browser are you using?" he asked. "Mosaic" I replied. "Well, I only use Netscape now, you should check it out the beta". Sounds silly now, but it was a hot tip back then!

      He was a nice guy. I had been to see Pink Floyd at Earls Court some time before meeting him, and he had actually been on stage playing guitar on "Brain Damage". He seemed rather pleased with himself about that.

      All the time I just wanted to ask lame HHGTTG fanboy questions though. Managed to curb that. I did ask for more Dirk Gently books though....

    8. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by ivano · · Score: 1
      I remember that you weren't meant to use Netscape because it "was owned by a company, man" or some such excuse. Boy, were we stupid then.

      Ciao

    9. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by MythMoth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My recollection is that that the on stage performance was his 42nd birthday present from the band.

      Personally I think the most disconcerting thing I've heard recently was Adams playing the part of Agrajag in the radio adaptation of his later books. Disconcerting because he was dead at the time they made the series (he'd recorded the part previously as, essentially, an audition to be in the series).

      As you may remember, Agrajag is the character who gets reincarnated and then killed by Arthur Dent (accidentally) over and over again. Which is a bit spooky when you think about it...

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    10. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever read 'Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul'?
      Completely different feel compared to HGTG yet still very humorous. And very warped. I sense that his appeal would be broad.

    11. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      Because he could spin a ripping good tale.

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    12. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I even once converted part of one his books into a small play for college."

      Which part of which book, if I may ask?

    13. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      Actually HitchHikers sold some quite ridiculous number of copies, so I'm not sure you could really call his appeal limited - but yes, there certainly seems to be a stronger following amongst the science and IT types.

      I'd say that there's a certain similarity between Dilbert and Arthur Dent, for a start. Everyman up against the lunacy of bureaucracy (and technology) is a recurring theme in his books.

      Then there's the obvious sci-fi/geek connection, and it's what originally drew me into them well before I understood half the jokes. His understanding of science was pretty good, even though he wasn't a scientist per se. He had a wonderful ability to draw hilariously illogical conclusions from a correct starting premise.

      He was a gentle but perspicacious satirist. The story of the popularly elected (unpopular) lizards in So Long And Thanks for All the Fish is beautiful. So anyone who likes satire will get something from them.

      And lastly he was the master of the absolutely cracking joke, often delivered as a one-liner after an extensive but subtle build up.

      Dave.

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    14. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Sevnn · · Score: 1
      I'll paraphrase a quote that I read in an interview from the producers of the upcoming HHGG movie:

      "The appeal of HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that when you read it you feel like you understand it better than anyone else who has ever read it."
      I think this quote fits very appropriately to both the book and Douglas Adams. His writing can "get into your head" as if he can read your mind. While reading HHGG you can almost predict what is going to happen next. Its not like a poorly written movie that lacks creativity, Adam's work is like he wrote it just for you the way you would have written the book for yourself if you had the time and talent.

      I encourage anyone who has not read HHGG to run out and pick up a copy. You will not be disappointed.
    15. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that you weren't meant to use Netscape because it "was owned by a company, man" or some such excuse. Boy, were we stupid then.

      It wasn't that it was owned by a company... it was that Netscape was adding all sorts of (at that time) nonstandard extensions to HTML. e.g., the ability to set a webpage's background color.

    16. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by SECProto · · Score: 0

      Just FYI, he didn't record the part as an audition to be in the series, nor was that essentially what he did. He did the audiotapes of all the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books, and the radio series editors cut and pasted him reading the agrajag parts into the radio series.

    17. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      Umm... Since when did England become the Universe?

      Prediction: the movie will flop in the US.

      I also tend to think it won't be as good as I wish it would be (which doesn't have much at all to do with commercial success), simply because it doesn't have the benefit of being rewritten by DNA as the scenes are being shot/as the publisher is demanding a manuscript that's already way over the deadline.

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    18. Re:I always liked Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems DA's appeal is not limited to geeks. I once had a singing teacher (don't ask me why i took up singing, thats another story), who is a London concert pianist. Being cultured and arty-type, I was surprised when he said he was glued to the radio when HGG was first aired. He was a young man in a music school at that time.

  5. What's in a name? by mccalli · · Score: 4, Funny
    Fittingly, the asteroid carried the provisional designation 2001 DA42, thus commemorating the year of his untimely death, containing his initials, and incorporating the famous answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

    Why not call it a rock?

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:What's in a name? by RunningFerreT · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with the asteroid and everything to do with someone who was one of the funniest, most gifted and most imaginitive people ever to grace this experiment with his presence.

      It would have been just a fitting to name a star or the wing of a mental institution after him.

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    2. Re:What's in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      It has nothing to do with the asteroid and everything to do with someone who was one of the funniest, most gifted and most imaginitive people ever to grace this experiment with his presence

      "Why not call it a rock?" is a Ford Prefect quote, to the B Ark crew sitting on a rock calling it a conference chair.

    3. Re:What's in a name? by RunningFerreT · · Score: 1

      Shit. Completely missed the reference. Apologies. I'm glad I didn't make that a scathing flame now. :_)

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    4. Re:What's in a name? by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      The secret is to bang those rocks together guys...

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  6. so long....Mr. Adams by paughsw · · Score: 0

    So long and thanks for all the fish...... Seriously thought this guy was a comic genius and deserves this. Don't forget your towel

  7. First thing to say when it hurdles towards Earth: by hyu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't Panic!

  8. This Just In by boingyzain · · Score: 2, Funny

    As hinted by the destination, asteroid Douglasadams is actually on its way to meet the mice.

    1. Re:This Just In by darth_pepsi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah you got it all wrong. It's a dolphin mothership.

      If you look closely the license plate says "sltfatf" (so long thanks for all the fish)

  9. Fitting tribute? by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To have your death year, initials, and famous number permanently tied down to a big chunk of ice and rock floating in space, unbeknownst to most people, is a fitting tribute? I guess if by asteroid, they mean the moon, then it could be more "fitting"... otherwise, I personally wouldn't even find such a "tribute" very flattering if it were named after (things associated with) me.

    1. Re:Fitting tribute? by Stripsurge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well just think what happens if one day the asteroid named after you decides to pay Earth an intimate visit.
      Everybody runs to the internet to find the source of the name for what will soon be their demise. "Oh. kaedemichi255. A guy that posted on /. that specifically said he didn't want an asteroid named after him. How ironic."
      Wouldn't you love to the talk of the whole world...even if for a little while?

    2. Re:Fitting tribute? by tibike77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sorry, but *some* people find it flattering to have a "something" (chemical compound, bacteria, virus, plant, landscape/landmark, street, village, school, building, etc) named after them - the closer that "something" is to what they wish (or just are) to be remembered by (in this case, THGTTG "trilogy in five parts"), the better.

      So, excuse me for not sensing the "un-fitting-ness" of naming a (even very small and otherwise anost) space object after somebody who is remebered for his "space humour".
      Also, for the less open-minded, do I have to remind you why we live in a year labeled "A.D." (as opposed to "B.C.")? I'm quite sure somebody else's demise date can (under cetrain circumstances) also be more memorable than his birth date.

      But, please, if you wish to argue about the degree of appropriate / not appropriate, then by all means, please bring a more solid argument.

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    3. Re:Fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to confuse "A.D." with "after death" (a common misconception) which would leave 33 years unaccounted for. In fact, "A.D." stands for anno dominus or "year of our lord," referring to the year Jesus was born, not the year he died.

    4. Re:Fitting tribute? by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hahaha...the grandparent's attempt at a smart-ass remark sure wasn't run through the idiot-checker :)

    5. Re:Fitting tribute? by tibike77 · · Score: 1

      Actually, AFAIK it's "Anno Domini", short for "Anno Domini Nostri Jesu Christi" (latin for "[in] the year of our Lord Jesus Christ").
      Also, most "biblical researchers" nowadays tend to place the actual birth to the year we know as 4 BC (or even 8 BC).

      But, yes, I was confusing something (not the meaning of BC/AD, but the "accomplishment" related to it) - you'd have to forgive the lack of precision of an insomniac close to bedtime - you got the ideea anyway, didn't you ?

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    6. Re:Fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (chemical compound, bacteria, virus, plant, landscape/landmark, street, village, school, building, etc) ...a really embarassing disease... ...or method of semen collection...

    7. Re:Fitting tribute? by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you think it would be fitting to name _the_ moon after a comedy writer?

      It's a pretty good tribute - it's the kind of tribute that stays in the charts for a looooooong time after most people who enjoyed his books are dead.

      wtf would you consider to be flattering then? you'd need one billion guys chanting your name or what? a page in a newspaper(which would be fame for a day only)?

      I don't think that he was the kind of an asshole that would have wanted people tributing their whole lives to him - and would rather have enjoyed such more subtle and 'eternal' mentions.

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    8. Re:Fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is exactly why no one will name anything after you...

    9. Re:Fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hearby name the Mister Lonely Ole Slashdot Poster the "Mr Kaedemichi Award"

    10. Re:Fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I guess if by asteroid, they mean the moon, then it could be more "fitting"...

      But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is, The Moon.

    11. Re:Fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some would say that the earth is our moon.

  10. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by jobsagoodun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like a 13 mile high statue of him throwing a plastic cup?

  11. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by sowdog81 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A museum and a monument can only be appreciated by the people on earth. A dead rock floating through space can be appreciated by inhabitants of alien planets in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

  12. Tribute to who? by Feztaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    This seems like a fitting tribute to me.

    This was a tribute to you?

    1. Re:Tribute to who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The contributor of this article surely doesn't like Douglas Adams. Not only he steals the tribute to himself, he also says DNA's death year should be commemorated!

    2. Re:Tribute to who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it, he must be Russian.

    3. Re:Tribute to who? by Fyz · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it was a fitting tribute to him. What? It's not a tribute to you?

    4. Re:Tribute to who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Douglas Adams is speaking from the grave!

    5. Re:Tribute to who? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      It's not a tribute to you?

      Does it look like my name is Douglas Adams? Of course it isn't a tribute to me.

      (you didn't get the joke...)

    6. Re:Tribute to who? by Fyz · · Score: 1

      sure I did, I was just... ah, forget it.

  13. Dolphins? by the_Twisted · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the dolphins apriciate the sentiment. And the mice.

  14. Now, it would have been more fitting... by AthenianGadfly · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would have been much more fitting if they had decided to name the 10th "planet" (debatable) Rupert instead of Sedna.

    1. Re:Now, it would have been more fitting... by RatRagout · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or putting up restaurants calles "Restaurant at the end of the university" on major universities...uhm...maybe not...

    2. Re:Now, it would have been more fitting... by AndrossUT · · Score: 1

      you mean Milliways?

  15. Are you retarded or something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about a museum glorifying Douglas Adams? Or a towering monument in his honor? Or if all of his fans gave $100 to his family?

    There are tons of things that are more fitting than to have your name attached to some dead rock floating in space.

    Give $100 to his family?

    The asteroid naming is meant as a tribute dumb-shoe - not as welfare....

    1. Re:Are you retarded or something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Give $100 to his family?

      The asteroid naming is meant as a tribute dumb-shoe - not as welfare....


      And if his family are getting any royalties from his books and any derived works, I think they're probably able to pay the bills on their own...

  16. SPOILER ALERT! by Vo0k · · Score: 3, Informative

    ***WARNING SPOILER ALERT***

    A race so advanced that it hardly could reach anything more (mice) built a supercomputer that for a long time (something like a million years?) worked on an answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything.
    It came out with "42". And politely explained that you still have to figure out the question itself yet. So another computer was built, ultimately huge and powerful, to guess the question. This computer happened to be the Earth. And got destroyed in really silly circumstances.

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    1. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by big+ben+bullet · · Score: 1

      5 minutes before the answer would have been there ;)

      erh... i mean the question

      I really should change my lifestyle, if I could just get me a cup of tea

    2. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      You can have a cup of something not entirely but almost quite unlike tea.
      And don't crash the computer ship by trying to get it to produce real tea!

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    3. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Well one the intermediate results survived as "What is nine multiplied with six?" 42 :)

    4. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by Saikiran · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hmm .. I wonder if it was intentional, but your result is precise in arithmetic modulo 13 :)

      42 base 13 = 4*13 + 2 = 54 = 9 times 6

    5. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was intentional, darling.

    6. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by echocharlie · · Score: 1

      The mice proposed "how many paths must a man walk down?" which I've always preferred.

    7. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 7 as Multipled by 6 just like in Caveman scrabble.

    8. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except it was fake.

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    9. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

      5 minutes before the answer would have been there ;)

      erh... i mean the question


      Except that the calculations got messed up two million years before that moment when the B-Ark from Golgafrincham crash landed on earth.

      (And you know the rest, let's not spoil it for the people that didn't read the trilogy)
    10. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by heptapod · · Score: 1
      I hope you know that's just rubbish. Douglas Adams posted to USENET:
      "The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do' I typed it out. End of story."
  17. DNA42 by wildsurf · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm surprised they didn't name it "DNA42".

    Douglas was always proud of his full initials. (Douglas Noel Adams.)

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    1. Re:DNA42 by pa-ching · · Score: 5, Informative

      They didn't name it DA42 in the first place; they just happened to notice an asteroid having the provisional designation of 2001 DA42, if you read the summary correctly.

    2. Re:DNA42 by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      True, I hope they make a slight correction - he was born DNA at the same time and place (roughly) and they realised what DNA was.

      I still this his birth (and DNA) has had a greater impact in most peoples lives than the discovery DNA itself.

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    3. Re:DNA42 by -kabammi- · · Score: 1

      Yes, DNA are his full initials, and he also happened to be born (1952) in the same university town that Watson and Crick 6-months later (early 1953) discovered the double-helical structure of deoxyribonucleic acid, ie. DNA. :) I think they should've used 2001DNA42 as the name, as Adams often made light-hearted quips that Watson and Crick stole his initials for their own gain ;) (of course it was still called DNA before its structure was solved, before he was born, but that's beside the point).

  18. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by Hosting+Geek · · Score: 0

    Mean while Douglas Adams is sueing the person who named the asteroid after him

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  19. They are just begging for it by JumperCable · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are just begging for that asteroid to change course & destroy earth.

    Don't toy with fate.

    1. Re:They are just begging for it by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Only if its big and yellow

    2. Re:They are just begging for it by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Either that, or it will undergo a SMEF.

      (Sudden Massive Existence Failure)

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    3. Re:They are just begging for it by lxs · · Score: 5, Funny

      It won't do that. I've read somewhere that it's mostly harmless.

    4. Re:They are just begging for it by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      sep. no really. sep. SEP, damned!

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    5. Re:They are just begging for it by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. It starts hurtling towards Earth on an imminent crash course, and just before it lands... it just floats in the exact same way that bricks don't.

      Well, between all of us I think we've almost dried up every quote in the whole trilogy ;)

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    6. Re:They are just begging for it by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      The increasingly inacurately named trilogy, I should remind you.

    7. Re:They are just begging for it by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      I haven't yet seen my personal favorite, so I'll go ahead and add it here.
      Ford: It's unpleasantly like being drunk.
      Arthur: What's so unpleasant about being drunk??
      Ford: You ask a glass of water...

      It's that kind of mind-bending thought process that I love about the guy. Truly a work of art.

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    8. Re:They are just begging for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth is Mostly Harmless.

      The asteroid is harmless in much the same way that bricks aren't. ;)

    9. Re:They are just begging for it by raeler · · Score: 1

      It's not an asteroid, it's just a mountain that threw itself at the ground and missed.

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    10. Re:They are just begging for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how this could happen, mainly because I am wearing these really cool glasses that ....

  20. Mostly harmless by matrem · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA:

    It's a relatively unremarkable space rock...

    1. Re:Mostly harmless by StormyWeather · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Does it hang there in the sky, much in the way that bricks don't?

    2. Re:Mostly harmless by Mercano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a relatively unremarkable space rock, orbiting 224 million miles (358 million kilometers) from the sun in the main asteroid belt, between Mars and Jupiter.

      In Adams terms, "It's a relatively unremarkable space rock, orbiting 224 million miles from an unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy."

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    3. Re:Mostly harmless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "It's a relatively unremarkable space rock..."

      Hey, now... it's happens to be a rock that tastes almost but not quite entirely unlike tea.

      (Sorry for the inconvenience.)

  21. Excellent by wildBoar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think it is a very fitting tribute.

    Of course other things could be done, but that is not the point.

  22. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by KDan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be fitting, if the asteroid turns out to be heading straight towards us and this threat is used to convince all the phone cleaners, insurance salesmen and other 1st ship people to get on a spaceship to another solar system :-D

    Daniel

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  23. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by EEBaum · · Score: 1

    Once it becomes financially viable (start now by depositing a penny into a savings account), perhaps a restaurant could be built on the asteroid?

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  24. Timeless tribute. by tod_miller · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For the guy who made me first laugh, then cry. It would be nice to see 2001 DA42 in the night sky, but I will be inside re-reading his books.

    I hope he found some peace, and that his publicist hasn't found a way to contact him about his deadlines yet.

    The ultimate dreamer, genius, slacker, geek and philanthropist. I hope his works continue to reach people and make laugh and sigh as much I as did.

    Was this a special delivery from Magrathea?

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    1. Re:Timeless tribute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that his publicist hasn't found a way to contact him about his deadlines yet.
      No worries. He always liked deadlines, or at least the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

    2. Re:Timeless tribute. by dpilot · · Score: 1

      My kids have both read at least the first few books in the series. A few years back, we bought my son the BBC tapes for birthday or Christmas, but promptly lost them in the sub-basement under the filing cabinet. We found them as he was about to leave for college, and finally gave them to him.

      But he doesn't have VHS access there, so he left them at home. My daughter and I are 5/6 of the way through, now. They've left Milliway's on Disaster Area's black ship, and are about to plunge into a sun.

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    3. Re:Timeless tribute. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I hope he found some peace, and that his publicist hasn't found a way to contact him about his deadlines yet.

      Why? He loved deadlines - he loved the whooshing sound they made as they went by.

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    4. Re:Timeless tribute. by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      I hope he found some peace, and that his publicist hasn't found a way to contact him about his deadlines yet.

      Given his famous tardiness and procrastination, I've always thought it bizarrely fitting that the one time he was too early for something, it still involved becoming late.

      I was actually just thinking about his writing today while I was at work, and then I got home to read about this. RIP, DNA. You were one of the irreplaceable greats, and I'm ever grateful to have discovered your works when I did.

  25. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's classed as "Mostly Harmless".

  26. Not just HHGTG... by timelady · · Score: 5, Informative

    DNA was not just an author of amazingly funny and insightful books, he wrote many stories for Doctor Who. So a space object appropriate in many ways, imho:)

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    1. Re:Not just HHGTG... by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Only if you can see the the fishing line holding the rock in place against the black cardboard of space.

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    2. Re:Not just HHGTG... by plopez · · Score: 1

      the special effects were bad, so they had to make up for it with better stories. As opposed to some multi-million turkeys Hollywood has (and will continue to) churn out action packed special effects extravaganzas (er... I mean high 'production values') that sucked.

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  27. Who wants to calculate the probability... by PhotoBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... of an asteroid having 2001 DA42 as its name then becoming the tribute rock to Douglas Adams himself?

    If the asteroid hits Earth will it think "Oh no, not again"?

    1. Re:Who wants to calculate the probability... by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      So, calculate that probability in particular, or calculate the probability it would hit one of any number of combinations of numerals and letters that somehow can be referenced to Adams?

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    2. Re:Who wants to calculate the probability... by jnik · · Score: 1

      1

      (And since the lameness filter won't let me get away with the pithy, direct reply, I'll point out that the only possible answer for something that's already happened is "1." But if you want to engage in retroactive prediction, and are asking "what is the probability that, given the existence of an asteroid designated 2001 DA42 but otherwise unnamed, and a small campaign to find an appropriate rock to memorialize Douglas Adams, the two will be combined," I'd also say "pretty close to 1, given the societal impetus towards meaning." This wasn't some sort of random match-up. If you want to play games of "oh, but why did there even exist the designation 2001 DA42" we can start calculating the probability of him being named Douglas Adams, and dying in 2001, and the answer becomes "vanishingly small, but the question has no meaning.")

    3. Re:Who wants to calculate the probability... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh, someone thinks they're a mathematician.

    4. Re:Who wants to calculate the probability... by Noofus · · Score: 1

      Its days like this I am happy to keep this sig around :)

  28. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by strider44 · · Score: 1

    why not? Douglas Adams was mostly famous for a work of science fiction about a journey through space. I can't think of anything more fitting (except perhaps a star!)

  29. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by tod_miller · · Score: 3, Funny

    ``Six pints of bitter, and quickly please, the world's about to end.''

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  30. The asteroid was already called 2001 DA42 by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was an asteroid already incidentally called '2001 DA42' and they are using this asteroid to be named after Douglas Adams.

    Which means the asteroid name is/maybe Douglas Adams, or they may keep the original incidental naming.

    Either way, I know where my towel is.

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    1. Re:The asteroid was already called 2001 DA42 by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      you hoopy frood

  31. Don't Panic by Baramin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I take it this asteroid is "mostly harmless" ?

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    1. Re:Don't Panic by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Just so long as it's not perfectly safe. Then we're doomed.

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  32. A rock eh? Let me guess... by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rock hangs in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't?

  33. Wouldn't it be a more fitting end if... by syousef · · Score: 1

    ...the asteroid was on a collision course with Earth and preparing the way for a space highway?

    (Note to fanatics: Yes I know it was a construction ship in the Hitchhikers series)

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it be a more fitting end if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Note to fanatics: Yes I know it was a construction ship in the Hitchhikers series)

      Actually, it's the Vogon cloaking device. It makes the spaceship just look like an asteroid. ;-)

    2. Re:Wouldn't it be a more fitting end if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to fanatics: Yes I know it was a construction ship in the Hitchhikers series

      The series regularly contradicts itself in the various versions, so fanatics would be deviating from the series by pointing out deviations from the series.

  34. timing by trs9000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is great and I'm sure he would've appreciated it, but that's what I find strange. Why don't we make more efforts to do these things while people are alive. I mean, once they are dead, we are basically doing it for ourselves, "Oh, yeah, remember Adams and his books?" or maybe his family. But those who we are commemorating never get to experience what we are trying to express, which is overwhelming appreciation.
    I think maybe we should try to do more retrospectives of those still with us. Who has lived a full life and made major contributions to our understanding, knowledge or culture. Then, give them an asteroid. Things like this are done, no doubt. Just something that struck me.

    1. Re:timing by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do have a tendency to think about people in eulogies and obituaries.

    2. Re:timing by ThePilgrim · · Score: 4, Funny

      I gues the reasion why it was not done while he was alive is because we missed the deadline.

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    3. Re:timing by jesterzog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is great and I'm sure he would've appreciated it, but that's what I find strange. Why don't we make more efforts to do these things while people are alive.

      Are you sure this doesn't happen already and you're just not noticing it? It's not as if Douglas Adams wasn't recognised in many other ways before he died, and this is just ongoing.

      Having an asteroid named after you isn't all that big-a-thing, either, and he probably only got it now because it took this long for someone to notice that he didn't already have one. Douglas Adams is mostly getting noticed for it because people already knew him.

      That said, I have at least one friend (an applied mathemetician, though not particularly well-known) who has an asteroid named after him. It's more because he happens to know the right people than anything else. The discoverers needed new names for their most recent asteroids they'd discovered, and so decided to name one after him.

      Today there are on the order of a hundred thousand asteroids known, most of which only have catalogue numbers. The discoverers can choose to name them whatever they like, but if you're discovering thousands every year, it just becomes too time consuming.

    4. Re:timing by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      Gary Larson (of 'The Far Side' fame) got an insect named after him, and last I heard he's still alive.

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    5. Re:timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when did Marsden enter the catalog listing for 2001 DA42 ? Just to satisfy my morbid curiosity...

    6. Re:timing by Foggerty · · Score: 1

      Ok, if none of the mods did - I got the joke :-) On another note, for some weird reason this is the best news I've heard all week - better even than "its Australia day so the clients wont be bothering you today". It really cheered me up for some reason :-) I re-read the original four books at least once a year, the man was a comic genius and I rate him up there with Spike Milligan comedy wise - both wildy different styles but always able to catch me off guard :-) "For ten miles Seagoon swam, the last three were in agony." "They were on land folks!" "They hung in the air in exactly the same way that bricks don't."

    7. Re:timing by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Well that was a type of lice, not so much a monument ;)

    8. Re:timing by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

      How about Bill Gates? There is no denying Microsoft's contribution to our understanding, knowledge, and culture. It is hard to believe he will be remembered from a slashdotter's or standards engineer's point of view but rather as the innovator who made the internet accessible and gave rise to the software industry. A wealthy philanthropist who has given millions in hopes of a cure for AIDs and etc. If you don't believe me ask a fifth grader who Thomas Edison was.

    9. Re:timing by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I'm shocked that this post hasn't been flamed into oblivion, and appreciate the sentiment. Indeed, prickly people like Edison (ever the ambitious if slightly off businessman who succeeded almost despite his personality) weren't necessarily the scientists who empowered what he produced, but were more the technologists and business adventurers that made their products into everyday commodities.

      So Bill Gates isn't really a computer scientist, per se, but he'll be remembered by history as a serious mover and shaker and as a decent guy in turbulent, changing times. In the (what, 40?) years he probably has left, watch where his money goes, and what his company's basic research people do to add to and sculpt the tech/business/consumer landscape. Check in a generation or two downstream in Central America or Africa and ask the kids who will have lived because of his vaccination programs... it will be interesting.

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    10. Re:timing by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      Answer - because if we started putting the names of living people on permanent memorials such as asteroids and other celestial bodies, the practice would inevitably degrade into yet another worthless celebrity-laden piece of advertising.

      Comet Brittany Spears, anyone? I'm all for it, as long as she's dead first. Besides, she already has a celestial body, doesn't she?

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    11. Re:timing by aiabx · · Score: 1

      In fact, the discoverers of asteroids can name them after whoever they like, living or dead. The catch is that is subject to approval by the International Astronomical Union, so it needs to be in relatively decent taste.
      -aiabx

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    12. Re:timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when did Marsden enter the catalog listing for 2001 DA42 ? Just to satisfy my morbid curiosity...

      One would guess, some time during the year 2001.

    13. Re:timing by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      An extended relative of mine recently had some serious problems come up and we wondered if she'd be able to afford keeping her house. Turns out her father already paid it off for her. He said he wanted to see his children enjoy their inheritance while he was still alive. I think that was a pretty sweet idea since many times by the time children get their inheritance they are too old to need it and already established, so the family's money collects with the old and is passed to the old when the very old die. Of course keep your money if you need it, but if you're very well settled why not hand out a chunk to your kids while you're still around? It'll also remove that guilt they feel for wondering how much they get when you die. Especially if someone really needs it, you don't want your kids waiting for you to die do ya?

      If parents had a habit of doing this, imagine their kids getting their own house paid off at 30 instead of at 60, the huge head-start that would give them. Kind of like the discussions on "immortals" we have here every now and then, the ones that have already stabilized themselves financially can make huge gains with the extra years of their lives.

      -Don.

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    14. Re:timing by zenbanana · · Score: 1

      Speaking of commemorating someone while they are alive, I named a sailboat after Stallman and all his achievments last year. I emailed him for permission and got a very nice positive response back, along with a request to take him out on it the next time he is in Seattle. Mind you, I got the boat for free with the caveat I would give it away to whoever owned it next, so it was fitting to name it after him....

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      In theory, theory is better than practice, but in practice, it isn't.
    15. Re:timing by trs9000 · · Score: 1

      That's a really cool story. Reminds me of the film "Pay It Forward".
      And yeah, Stallman is a very fitting name for the vessel. Though, personally, I might've chosen:
      HMS RMS

  35. Re:Oh jeez by kid-noodle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bad form, to reply to trolling ACs... but I'm grouchy this morning, and you've pissed me off.

    Fuck off, and die in a rat hole. Really. Douglas Adams touched a lot of people's lives, and a lot of us were deeply saddened by his death.

    I understand that you're rolling along fine, repressing your feelings of loneliness and inadequacy, until they form a bitter ball of bile that splashes out into trolling, without the fucking balls to even do it without hiding away like a coward.

    Some people however are a touch better adjusted, and feel comfortable expressing actual feelings about people they care about. Douglas Adams was, apart from being a great author and a lot of other things, a really nice guy. (Guess what, you're allowed to care about people of the same sex, and it doesn't make you gay! Amazing isn't it!)

    Returning to my main point - fuck off and die in a rat hole. And now I need my coffee.

    --
    fortune -o
  36. What good is calculating the probability.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if it will hit Earth no matter what, once somebody fires the drive.

    1. Re:What good is calculating the probability.... by root2 · · Score: 1

      It is infinitely improbable that something like that would ever happen ...

  37. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yes, nice day for it.

  38. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can keep the cup levitating midair, just like bricks don't, why not?
    (quite easy actually. Just throw the cup at the ground and miss)

  39. The reason they wait until after someone is dead: by AthenianGadfly · · Score: 1

    I've always heard that they wait until after someone is dead so that he or she can't disgrace themselves and make the tribute to them an embarrassment. Once someone is dead, they can't do anything bad and you know what you're getting.

  40. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Once it becomes financially viable (start now by depositing a penny into a savings account), perhaps a restaurant could be built on the asteroid?

    I guess with current rates it will be financially viable about the time of the end of the Universe.

    --
    Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
  41. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by kaveat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the most fitting tribute possible would be for the upcoming HHGTTG movie not to be absolute crap. Aside from that, this is quite a tribute from astronomers, being as they don't quite have the resources to manage your other suggestions. Have to work with what you have at hand and such.
    Didn't someone name a new species of beetle after DNA a year or so ago? If so QED. If not... I wish I knew why I thought so...

  42. DNA off by one? by Gallowsgod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slightly offtopic, but considering the topic it seems pretty appropriate:

    Am I the only one who thinks that the answer to life the universe and everything has to be an off-by one error?

    If the answer is 43 this suddenly gives a lot of meaning. 43 represented in hex is 2B. And if the answer is 2B then the question gives it self and it all suddenly makes all the sense in the world.

    --

    The belief in a biblical god is an ignorant one
    1. Re:DNA off by one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Am I the only one who thinks that the answer to life the universe and everything has to be an off-by one error?


      Yes.


      If the answer is 43 this suddenly gives a lot of meaning. 43 represented in hex is 2B. And if the answer is 2B then the question gives it self and it all suddenly makes all the sense in the world.


      Arthur found the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything when he was stranded back on Earth 2-million years in the past before he left. He pulled letters at random out of a scrabble bag and assembled the Question. It is: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" The answer to which is, of course, 42.


      What's that you say? 6 times 9 isn't 42? Yes, you're right. However, by happy coincidence if you're using base 13, 6 times 9 is 42.

    2. Re:DNA off by one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When informed that 6x9 = 42 in base 13, DNA remarked "You just don't make jokes in base 13!"

    3. Re:DNA off by one? by Gallowsgod · · Score: 1

      Well, obviously the off by one error was hidden deep down in the program. So?
      Hell, it was a joke anyway

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      The belief in a biblical god is an ignorant one
    4. Re:DNA off by one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that you say? 6 times 9 isn't 42? Yes, you're right. However, by happy coincidence if you're using base 13, 6 times 9 is 42.

      Well aren't you the clever one?
      - It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass. - From the guide

      :-D

    5. Re:DNA off by one? by lucason · · Score: 1

      Nope, you're off by 3.

      The answer is 42. But the question is "what do you get if you multiply 6 by 9". (as stated in part 3)

      This can only by the case if the you calculate it in base 13.

      SO. The lesson to be learned is that the world never got to where it was supposed to go because we have 10 instead of 13 fingers.

    6. Re:DNA off by one? by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

      and if I take the word Me, and shift the letters in any arbitrary fashion, I get "No" :D

      -On a more serious note: Adams was quoted as saying "I may be a pretty sad case, but I don't write jokes in base 13!"

    7. Re:DNA off by one? by Tophe · · Score: 1

      Interesting thinking, but I guess since its not 43, its also "not 2B", and perhaps thats why Earth gets destroyed...

    8. Re:DNA off by one? by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      It's not the real question. If it was, the Universe would would destroy itself and reappear even more confusing in an effort to make itself harder to figure out.

      And to quote Douglas Adams (allegedly): "I may be a sad case, but I don't write jokes in Base 13."

      --
      "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
    9. Re:DNA off by one? by Eric119 · · Score: 1

      Deep Thought never mentioned base 13. Therefore base 10. And arithmetic calculations never depend on the base of your number system.

    10. Re:DNA off by one? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Not necessarilly an off-by-one, if you think of elements in a C array. The 42nd index is referencing the 43rd element.

      In that case, our question should be:
      To be or not to be?

      0x2B | !0x2B = 0xFF

      By combining Doublas Adams whith Shakespear, we apparently have everything in life, the universe, and everything...if it were a byte.

      Well I think that proves I'm a raging nerd. :)

      ~X~

      --
      ~X~
    11. Re:DNA off by one? by RTFM-XP · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since I read the books, but as I recall, it was revealed in the last book that the answer was, in fact: 43. ---Life. Don't tell me about life.

    12. Re:DNA off by one? by barkingcorndog · · Score: 1

      But, what if the question were the famous "To be or not to be"? Then, the answer would have to be -1, which I suppose could be interpreted as 'true', thus validating your theory that 43 is the correct number.

      --
      "I know together we'll make the possible totally impossible" - Homme
    13. Re:DNA off by one? by circusboy · · Score: 1

      i guess most people are unaware that the life, universe and everything is a zero index array...

      --
      -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
    14. Re:DNA off by one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try counting to 2 in base 1.

    15. Re:DNA off by one? by xrobertcmx · · Score: 1

      I attended a lecture once in room 2b

    16. Re:DNA off by one? by Eric119 · · Score: 1

      Okay: 1, 11. Satisfied?

      What silliness. My point was that the standard arithmetic operations do not depend on any base. The base is just a property of the notation used to describe a particular number. If you change the base, you're changing your notation.

  43. "Fitting" by xmpcray · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...this seems like a fitting tribute to me

    Fitting would be if that astreoid collides with earth to clear way for an intergalactic hyperway system...;)

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    --
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
    1. Re:"Fitting" by flumps · · Score: 2, Funny

      .. or for it to actually be, against all probability, a sperm whale called into existance several light years from earth wondering why its there..

      --
      "So there he is, risen from the dead. Like that fella, E. T." - Father Ted Crilly
  44. MOD PARENT UP by Gallowsgod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really fear what Hollywood could do to one of the greatest storys ever told. It could easily turn out to be a disgrace.

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    The belief in a biblical god is an ignorant one
  45. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I'm going to post this AC because I'm drunk and I know I'll get +troll for it, but I think I speak for a fair number of people here when I say...

    STFU, idiot.

  46. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by munrom · · Score: 1

    Revised threat clasification Mostly harmless

  47. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Have you learnt nothing? If we banish the telephone sanitisers we'll lead full, rich, and happy lives until we're all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

  48. This seems like a fitting tribute to me. by deft · · Score: 3, Funny

    Adam?

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    There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
  49. Douglas Adams is alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quote:
    This seems like a fitting tribute to me

    Seems good old Douglas isn't dead after all.

  50. IMDB movie page updated 2 days ago by tod_miller · · Score: 4, Informative

    Test screening for THGTTG are underway, May in cinemas.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724/

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  51. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it's easy. All you have to do is make the statue Artistically Great. That way Art will keep it in the air.

    (p.s. if you don't get this, listen to the radio series)

  52. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Xilman · · Score: 1
    It would be fitting, if the asteroid turns out to be heading straight towards us and this threat is used to convince all the phone cleaners, insurance salesmen and other 1st ship people to get on a spaceship to another solar system :-D

    1st ship? It was the B-Ark that held the useless third of the population.

    Paul

    --
    Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
  53. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by evilmrhenry · · Score: 5, Informative

    Didn't someone name a new species of beetle after DNA a year or so ago?

    Googling turned up:
    Erechthias beeblebroxi Robinson & Nelson, 1993 (tineid) with a false head; after Zaphod Beeblebrox, two-headed character from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    From Here

  54. Asteroid Arthur Dent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    An asteroid was named after Arthur Dent a long while ago:

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_294648.html

  55. Bollocks me say! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And more bollocks to you!

    1. Re:Bollocks me say! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bollocks, just his asteroid.

  56. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Siener · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are tons of things that are more fitting than to have your name attached to some dead rock floating in space.

    It is very fitting. His most famous piece of fiction is about space.

    You must also remember that this comes from a group of astronomers - so they honour them in their way. Other pay tribute in different ways. Where do you think Alta Vista got the name Babel Fish from. Where do you think the band Level 42 got their name from.

    However, I still think the coolest thing in the world would have been if this press release had compared the size of the Huygens probe to a Ford Prefect instead of a VW Beetle

  57. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Anonymous+Cowpart · · Score: 0

    That's telephone sanitizer to you buddy !

  58. Of course by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course the asteroid was named after Douglas Adams. He was named years ago, shortly after his birth, I guess.

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    rewriting history since 2109
  59. ...and so adequately described! by etwills · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fittingly, the asteroid carried the provisional designation 2001 DA42, thus commemorating the year of his untimely death, containing his initials, and incorporating the famous answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

    Perhaps more fittingly, it was described as "relatively unremarkable". Sounds vaguely familiar... ;)

    1. Re:...and so adequately described! by SmokeHalo · · Score: 1

      Let's just hope it's mostly harmless too.

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      I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. - Q
  60. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Naw, we organize a mission to have "Don't Panic!" etched into the face of the asteroid in deep relief.

    And sometime, somewhere, if the improbability field is still operational (probably) DA42 will be hurtling through space, threatening the complete destruction of some inhabited planet in the deepest reaches of space.

    And somehow, someway, even though the inhabitants of the planet have never heard of the Hitchhiker's Guide, much less earth; one of the inhabitants will scream out: "Fucking Vogons!" and SETI will recieve a signal.

  61. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    maybe, if it was just about the MONEY.

    his family has enough money, unless they've wasted it somehow.

    museum of him? frankly, I think douglas adams would have been disgusted of such a thing.

    send 'em a hundred bucks and see if they care more about that than what they would care about this. it's the thought that matters.

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    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  62. Re:DNA, Cambridge, 1952! by kale77in · · Score: 1

    Once when he was addressing a science conference in the UK, he delightedly announced to all present, "My initials are DNA and I was born in Cambridge in 1952!" (as related in 'The Salmon of Doubt').

  63. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by david.given · · Score: 2, Funny
    Like a 13 mile high statue of him throwing a plastic cup?

    Unfortunately, given the current state of our Art, there's no way we could keep the cup up.

    I mean, come on. We have reality TV. Forget the shoe-shop event horizon, we're really screwed...

  64. That would be against naming guidelines by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 1
    Well just think what happens if one day the asteroid named after you decides to pay Earth an intimate visit.

    I suppose that's why, according to IAU guidelines, objects "that approach or cross Earth's orbit are given mythological names". When we eventually learn that the End of the World is near, we don't want it to arrive by the name of Einstein, Zappa, or the Marshmallow Man. It better be named after Zuul or some other forgotten deity.

  65. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by The+Ivan · · Score: 1

    How about a museum glorifying Douglas Adams? Or a towering monument in his honor? Or if all of his fans gave $100 to his family?

    I'm sure a toweling monument would be the ultimate tribute.
  66. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by rbp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it's very fitting.

    It would be much more fitting, though, if the asteroid eventually collided with Earth, destroying it :)

  67. Another tribute to Douglas by igorthefiend · · Score: 1

    As some of you may know, Douglas co-wrote a book called "Last Chance To See" about endangered species. His co-author, Mark Carwardine is delivering the second Douglas Adams Memorial Lecture on the 10th of March. It's a charity event at the Royal Institution in London in aid of Save The Rhino and I believe tickets are available from them.

    1. Re:Another tribute to Douglas by Frobisher · · Score: 1

      It was his favourite book. I wish I could attend the lecture myself, but being in the States now, its just not possible. I have a link to the lecture webpage on my blog-site which updates "Last Chance To See"...
      Another Chance To See

  68. Bulldozer? by RacerZero · · Score: 1

    Bulldozer? Are they sure this "asteroid" isn't a "bulldozer"?

    1. Re:Bulldozer? by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I suppose the best way to check is to look at it and see if the word "yellow" starts to form in your mind looking for something to attach itself to...

      --
      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  69. Its fitting that... by lucason · · Score: 0, Redundant

    .. the asteroid hangs there almost the same way bricks don't.

  70. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 4, Informative

    Supprised you didn't include the previous and following entries on that page:
    <i>Bidenichthys beeblebroxi</i> Paulin, 1995 (triple-fin blenny) with a false head pattern.
    <i>Erechthias beeblebroxi</i> Robinson & Nelson, 1993 (tineid) with a false head; after Zaphod Beeblebrox, two-headed character from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
    <i>Fiordichthys slartibartfasti</i> Paulin, 1995 (triple-fin blenny) Named for Hitchhiker's Guide character Slartibartfast, who is noted for designing fjords.

    on a humorus note I also ran into:

    "<i>Eristalis gatesi</i> Thompson, 1997 (flower fly) Named after Bill Gates "in recognition of his great contributions" to dipterology, presumably referring to money, not to bugs of another sort."

    Lots amusing stuff on that page. Harrrison ford has two critters named for him, as does Smeagol (a.k.a. Gollum). There is at least one that used Tolkien elvish instead of latin or greek for naming (Tolkien's works are well represented in that list).
    Thanks for the link, just my sort of useless but amusing knowledge (i've often contended my improves in direct ratio to the uselessness of the knowledge).

    Mycroft

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  71. I heard it was a giant space goat! by ByteMangler_242 · · Score: 1

    Could you hand me my rubber ducky. Gin and tonics, anyone?

    --

    Rule of the open mind
    People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worst.

  72. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    " Naw, we organize a mission to have "Don't Panic!" etched into the face of the asteroid in deep relief."

    Or better yet.... "PANIC!". Lol.

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    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  73. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by TerminalSpin · · Score: 1

    So this is it, we're going to die.

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    :wq
  74. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by cL0h · · Score: 1

    But if I'm not mistaken and I don't believe I am the B Ark was the 1st ship to be launched.

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  75. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

    Strange, the tags worked in preview.

    Mycroft

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  76. And at the naming ceremony... by emtboy9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...hundreds were injured as a small group of Mr. Adams' most maniacal supporters assaulted the proceedings by reading from "The Collected Works of Vogon Poetry", but those ruffians were quickly subdued by an improbable number of monkeys who wanted their copies of Hamlet to be read.

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  77. Birthday, deathday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bugger went and died on my 18th birthday, that's not really fair.

  78. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by gonzoxl5 · · Score: 1

    fitting maybe, but damned annoying for the rest of us !

  79. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Rev+Wally · · Score: 1

    Why does Level 42 have a website?

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  80. breakfast cereals... by Major_Small · · Score: 1

    he's going to have a little trouble, seeing as a future breakfast cereal is going to put a patent on the name "2001 DA42" about 500 years ago...

  81. Sadly... by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    ...the asteroid was immediately demolished, to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

  82. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where's my towel???

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    If you mod me down, I *will* introduce you to my sister!
  83. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Frenetic_Alphabet · · Score: 1

    You're right, everyone celebrates Douglas Adams life in their own way. I worked at a bar in Ottawa, Canada called Zaphod Beeblebrox for a while. Its a very popular place thats been around for quite a few years now.
    They even had the Pan Galactic Gargleblaster on the drink menu :)

    --
    I reject your reality and substitute my own
  84. Geek names for the masses... by renata.org · · Score: 1

    ..oh, I mean, for the asteroids.
    There's already one named after Gene Roddenberry - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4659_Roddenberry - and another after Isaac Asimov - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5020_Asimov . Douglas Adams certainly also deserves one. :)

    1. Re:Geek names for the masses... by Jumpin'+Jon · · Score: 1
  85. mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spoiler alert mother fucker

    1. Re:mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody sadist vogans. Let us make them hear the famous putty poetry!

    2. Re:mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm all for spoiler alerts, but this series has been out A LONG TIME. I would think anyone who really cares about it has read it by now.

  86. 2001 DA42 orbit, position, and brightness by chongo · · Score: 4, Informative
    The Orbit of 2001 DA42 (minor planet number 25924) may be viewed online. Just type in 2001 DA42 and click SEARCH to see the orbit parameters. Then click Show Orbit (Java required).

    The current distance from Earth (as of 25 Jan 2005) is about 1.734 AU (equals about 259 402 932 kilometers or 161 185 509 miles).

    The asteroid in inclined about 1.73 degrees from Earth's orbit. It lines outside of the orbit of Mars with a Semimajor axis of about 2.41 AU. As of 26 Jan 2006 12:30 UTC, it was located approximately:

    RA 12:16:18
    Dec -3:20:19

    (which in the constellation Virgo: about 3 degrees due south of the 4th magnitude star Zaniah;
    about 14 degrees away (and somewhat west) from Jupiter;
    about 19 degrees away (and also somewhat west) from the 1st magnitude star Spica)

    2001 DA42 is currently a very dim object: with a apparent visual magnitude of approximately 20.4. That is about 360 times fainter than Pluto. You will not be able to visually see 2001 DA42 with your typical "bark yard telescope".

    Around March 2005 DA42 will peak at about magnitude 19. Around May 2009 it will peak at about 18.5. Around June 2013 it will peak at about 18.0. That is about as bright as 2001 DA42 typically gets.

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    1. Re:2001 DA42 orbit, position, and brightness by chongo · · Score: 2, Informative
      I should have said:
      As of 26 Jan 2005 12:30 UTC, it was located approximately:
      Sorry!
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  87. AurtherDent by emerrill · · Score: 1

    The was an asteroid named AurtherDent, the day before Douglass Adams died.

  88. HHGG by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got the books (all 5) for Christmas and I've read two of them since then. I have to say it's one book no one should ever miss.

    It goes no where what so ever, makes no sense, has very little character developement, but it's perfect just how it is. If there was ever a book which truely ignored all the "rules" and still proved to be better then anything before (or after) HHGG is the book.

    Plus you can hear/see the whole thing again in audio and video which changes enough to make it different and intresting.

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    1. Re:HHGG by null_session · · Score: 1

      I've read two of them since then. I have to say it's one book no one should ever miss.

      I'm not sure if you are making a joke about the increasingly misnamed trilogy there or not. Funny either way.

  89. Re:Thank you, Mr. Marconi by ianscot · · Score: 1
    A more eloquent cry in the wilderness I've seldom seen on slashdot.

    You're right, they mostly build statues to people who have power and money and who want to pose for them. Your real heroes who had flaws and who weren't posing as preening saints for PR's sake -- Helen Keller, Edward Howard Armstrong -- either wind up being sanitized against their will (Keller) or mostly forgotten (Armstrong).

    The parent story is just a little reminder that, sometimes, science can give the right person that little slice of faux-immortality. Naturalists naming species after fellow naturalists, that kind of thing.

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  90. star by kartracer_66 · · Score: 1

    Thats nothing! For christmas my _favorite_ relative had a star named after me.

  91. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by rcs1000 · · Score: 1

    Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did.

    No, not really.

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  92. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would it be hurdling over?

  93. That's a really BAD idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know that now this asteroid is going to destroy the Earth in an ironic and comedic way. It's inevitable.

  94. Funny, Authur Dent was first.. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A559686

    Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they give me this lousy asteroid. An asteroid! Me, who has travelled the length and bredth of the universe, and is 4 times older than time itself..

    You plastic pal whos fun to be with..

    --
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  95. Other tributes - "rock and roll minor planets" by dogfart · · Score: 1

    http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/cfa/ps/special/rocknrol l/RockAndRoll.html gives a list of other interplanetary tributes to popular culture heroes - some deceased (Frank Zappa, John Lennon), some aparently still alive (Enya)

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  96. Google anyone by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    I'm suprised google didn't hire/buy/aquire it.

  97. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by SamSim · · Score: 1
    towering monument in his honor

    I suggest a fifteen-mile-high statue of him throwing a cup.

  98. !2u by DrewCapu · · Score: 2, Funny
    This seems like a fitting tribute to me.
    It's not a fitting tribute to you, it's a fitting tribute to Douglas Adams, you insensitive clod! :)
    1. Re:!2u by captain_dope_pants · · Score: 1

      A fitting tribute ? Hardly. DA was a wonderful author and just having a lump of rock named after him is not enough. I'd suggest Bruce Willis et al are sent into space to actually carve the initials onto said asteroid. ;-) Although maybe the asteroid is really far away and they could only carry enough oxygen for a one way trip ? Ho Hum.....

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  99. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    "If you can read this you're too close?"

    I think they should go stick a towel on it.

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  100. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by jamonterrell · · Score: 1

    Yes, but what's the probability of that? It's got to be at least 20,103,385,203,288,200,401 to... *BOOM*

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  101. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by sootman · · Score: 1

    And Gary Larson has a louse named after him. I wonder how many other things have been named after famous people? As tributes, I mean--I'm not talking about Newton's Laws of Motion or Einstein's Theory of Relativity here.

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  102. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by aiabx · · Score: 1

    No, wait, what's this button?

    Possibly my favourite moment from the entire series. I find myself reciting it in a many situations where something bad is inevitable. It helps to prevent panic.
    -aiabx

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  103. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by rthille · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw Douglas Adams about a week or two before his death at the University of California, Santa Barbara (where he lived). He wasn't there to talk about "The Hitchhiker's Guide" series, or Dirk Gentley. He was there to talk about his last book, "Last Chance to See", about the adventures of a BBC film crew filming the most endangered animals on earth.
    I think, based on that talk and talking with a friend of a friend of his, that if you want to honor Douglas Adams, you should work to help save those animals.

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  104. This idea of naming an asteroid after DNA ? by thehunger · · Score: 1

    I'd say it is 'mostly harmless'.
    But don't listen to me - I'm still dizzy from the party that bumped into the small of my back last night.

  105. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    Will he be stepping on ants, eating cows, braining rabits, parachuting on whales, and again stepping on ants at the same time?:)

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  106. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by FarmerDave · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the /. first-posters....

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  107. Brush with greatness by cocoamix · · Score: 1

    I suppose this is as good a place as any to show my Powerbook 3400, autographed by Douglas Adams 6 months before he died. Powerbook We miss him, but obviously, his work lives on.

  108. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Frobisher · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was actually a radio crew. Still a shame the radio series has never been released commercially - would make sense if you could divert the profits to the programmes designed to save the Kakapo, Mountain Gorilla, and the last 20 Northern White Rhinos etc. Less than 10 wild NW Rhinos left these days. They're in the middle of an emergency evacutation from DR Congo to Kenya.... http://anotherchancetosee.blogspot.com/2005/01/nor thern-white-rhinos-devastating.html

  109. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by rthille · · Score: 1

    That's what I get for believing the Amazon.com blub about the book. I never got around to reading it :-(

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  110. Fitting Tribute? by Anonymous+Struct · · Score: 1

    No, a fitting tribute would be for the asteroid now to hit Earth and destroy it. The space would subsequently be used to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass.

  111. Wow! talk about an OLD DUPE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jeezus are the editors asleep or what?
    this story is YEARS old!!

    it was posted here back then too.
    Douglas Adams has been dead for quite a while
    and the rock was named after him almost 4 years ago!

  112. Who is going to be the first to carve the logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What that asteroid needs in the Guides cover logo on it with the round face sticking its tounge out at the rest of the universe.

    And the big bold letters on it "DON'T PANIC".

    Can't wait for the movie this year.

  113. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You haven't read the books, have you?

  114. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Dmitri_Yuriescu · · Score: 1

    I borrowed a box of CDs with it on my local library. Bunch of pictures within 90ies-like menus and all the speech. Very nice.

  115. Asteriod wrecking crew... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    So is this the asteriod that will collide and shatter the Earth to make way for the new Intergalatic Freeway? You do know about the Intergalitic Freeway, don't you? :)

    1. Re:Asteriod wrecking crew... by maxkennedy · · Score: 0

      the sky is falling!

      hm m

  116. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna need that towel after I meet your sister.

  117. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Frobisher · · Score: 1

    The CDs you had were the Cd-Rom version of the book, including lots of photographs and Douglas Adams READING his book (an augmented audiobook essentially). It's actually out there on the web as a free download, (whether or not it SHOULD be is another question), but its there, and doesn't take long to find with a good Google. The actual radio series was a documentary style narrative from the field, with voice over from the late great Peter "The Book" Jones. Rare to hear any of it. Although "Douglas Adams at the BBC", a CD audio release from last year does have a lot of segments from it. If you'd like to send me some Amazon Associate pocket money, the CD set is available from my site's sidebar...

  118. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Frobisher · · Score: 1

    Oh you must read it, it's wonderful.

  119. Re:First thing to say when it hurdles towards Eart by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Wanna get high??

    Your friend,
    Towly.

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  120. Uh, this asteroid by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0

    Does it hang in the air in exactly the same way that bricks don't?

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  121. Its the astroid that destroys planet earth! by maxkennedy · · Score: 0

    For the highway

  122. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Xilman · · Score: 1
    But if I'm not mistaken and I don't believe I am the B Ark was the 1st ship to be launched.

    Fair enough, as it was the only ship to be launched.

    However, the A ark and C ark had population assigned to them. They were never launched.

    Paul

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  123. Most Fitting Tribute by Yanray · · Score: 1

    Have "Don't Panic" Written on one side of the asteroid in big friendly red letters, on the other "Sorry for the Inconvience" in giant flaming letters. Inside keep a complete copy of his collected works and a hot cup of tea.

    Having every existing copy of Jane Austin (only 10,000 dung slinging monkey's required.) translated into sanscrit before the sacremental burning of all other translations might also be fitting... Or it could just be my dislike of her writing showing.

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    1. Re:Most Fitting Tribute by Flashpot · · Score: 1

      A hot cup of tea? Maybe something not quite entirely unlike tea would work better?

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  124. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by laejoh · · Score: 0
    Why do I think of the simpons now?

    Me so velly solly!
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  125. Just in time to rectify the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie is full of Americans (using American accents). Only Arthur is a "real" Brit. Before you say "They're aliens! What does it matter?" I ask you: True, but imagine Monty Python done by non-Brits (or reciting Monty Python not using a British accent).

  126. The Fate of this Asteroid by archnerd · · Score: 1

    Further investigation quickly established what it was that had happened. A meteorite had knocked a large hole in the ship. The ship had not previously detected this because the meteorite had neatly knocked out that part of the ship's processing equipment which was supposed to detect if the ship had been hit by a meteorite.

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  127. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    How about a museum ON a dead rock floating in space? This just cries for colonization- I want an appartment whose last line in the address is 2001DA42....

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  128. well... by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    seeing as how it too 100 years of science fiction to produce one Douglas Adams, i think naming one asteroid out of millions isn't really "fitting", it seems kinda banal IMHO.

    more fitting would be:

    - an important deep space probe...

    - a science fiction award in his name...

    - an environmental activist award in his name (he probably would have liked that better)

    - a 1000 ft tall statue decked in neon flames with 1000 mWatt laser-searchlights for eyes on the surface of the moon...

    i'm fond of the latter

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    1. Re:well... by atavus · · Score: 1

      I think 1GW would be better than 1000mW, which is 1W, not 1MW. You must be American... case matters in the Metric system...

    2. Re:well... by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      And you must be an asshole. Or Eurpoean. Same difference.

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  129. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? by doshell · · Score: 1

    Phone sanitizers, you insensitive clod! :-)

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