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  1. Hardware Locking on Malwarebytes Offers Pirates Its Premium Antimalware Product For Free · · Score: 0

    It's pretty easy to lock down these things via hardware. In fact, I have a working model that's (theoretically) infinitely scale-able on any given server, ignoring file number restraints from the hosting provider. http://www.tot-ltd.org/WMSDK.h...

  2. Anti-Competitive? on New Study Accuses Google of Anti-competitive Search Behavior · · Score: 1

    I thought the whole point of a search engine was to use its own results first.

  3. GO HOME YOUTUBE, YOU'RE DRUNK on YouTube Algorithm Can Decide Your Channel URL Now Belongs To Someone Else · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously, they could have at least picked a different account name other than "LUSH".

  4. PLOT TWIST on Microsoft Attempts To Clarify the Windows 10 For Everyone Rumor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows 10 is free, now you just have to pay for downloadable content.

  5. Re:What other horses? on Windows 10: Can Microsoft Get It Right This Time? · · Score: 1

    I guess that explains why the "Metro" interface looked more like a colorized cascade failure.

  6. What other horses? on Windows 10: Can Microsoft Get It Right This Time? · · Score: 2

    Microsoft brought back, I mean, Microsoft is incorporating the start menu for the consumer in Windows 10, so with that kind of technological advancement underway, they've clearly managed to catapult themselves 20 years ahead of the competition.

  7. They may have a "Vulcan Death Grip" on VPNs on NSA Says They Have VPNs In a 'Vulcan Death Grip' · · Score: 1

    But they still don't understand why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  8. Re: May want a disclaimer here... on Putting a MacBook Pro In the Oven To Fix It · · Score: 1

    Again, eventually is the key word that needs to be analyzed. As much as I hate pointing out the obvious, you are aware that Mars (in its CURRENT) state contains open air temperatures and conditions inhospitable to human life. These very same wear-and-tear conditions, and no way to perform reliable, necessary maintenance are PRECISELY the reason why its breaking down as it is. If anything, had Apple used similar quality manufacturing standards in their own product, we probably wouldn't be reading this article involving throwing said laptop in the oven.

    Misconstruing opinion as fact as some kind of counterargument does nothing to explain away what is clearly a flawed, subpar design.

  9. Re:May want a disclaimer here... on Putting a MacBook Pro In the Oven To Fix It · · Score: 1

    "Eventually" is the key word here, not "I'm going to have to resort to throwing my notebook in an oven every few months to get it working again". I'm not sure what part of that concept may have gotten lost in English to English translation.

  10. Re:May want a disclaimer here... on Putting a MacBook Pro In the Oven To Fix It · · Score: 1, Insightful

    More importantly (and obviously), if you have to resort to regularly baking an electronic component in an oven to "fix" it, then you should have gone with an electronic item of better manufacturing quality.

  11. Let me get this straight. on US Seeks China's Help Against North Korean Cyberattacks · · Score: 1

    We're talking about a country (NK) that barely has anything remotely passable as a nuclear weapons program, and people consider them a threat? Over a movie. OVER A GODDAMN MOVIE.

  12. /popcorn on Sony Demands Press Destroy Leaked Documents · · Score: 0, Troll

    Looks like Sony's bringing out the big guns; Puffed, tear-streaked cheeks and chapped anuses blazing.

  13. Re:CNN reported it was a power problem on Computer Error Grounds Flights In the UK · · Score: 1

    Power problems are what doomed Fukushima, too, by the way.

    Oh. I was under the impression that it was a result of the widely documented/reported combination of a tsunami/earthquake (9.0).

  14. Re: The solution. on What's Causing the Rise In Obesity? Everything. · · Score: 1

    Incidentally fuck autocorrect. Not even sure why it put "transcribed" in there, or "east" instead of eat.

  15. The solution. on What's Causing the Rise In Obesity? Everything. · · Score: 1

    Stop overeating, learn to drop the fork. I used to weigh nearly 300lbs. I currently weigh 170 at 5'11". Glandular problems resulting in the levels of obesity that we're seeing is exceedingly rare. It is a factor, but not a statistically significant one. The most crucial factor in obesity is overeating, and a complete lack of self control, period. If you're not physically active, realistically, you only need about 15-1700 calories per day, average. If you happen to engage in a lot of physically demanding sports, 20-2500, tops. As for animal obesity, corporate farms cage their animals, or coop them in environments where regular physical activity is severely hampered, pump them full of hormones, and overfeed them with cheap, quasinutritional filler food. Realistically, if you want to lose weight, east less grains, more fruits and vegetables, and avoid darker meats if possible. Sugary drinks aren't actually that bad, as sugar is never stored in the fat cells, and instead transcribed into the bloodstream (glucose reabsorption/reuptake).

  16. Blactivision? on Blizzard Breaks For Independence As Kotick Plans $8.2 Billion Dollar Buyout · · Score: 1
  17. If I had to make an educated guess... on Microsoft Is Sitting On Six Million Unsold Surface Tablets · · Score: 1

    I'd say the potential consumer base is in talks with another team.

  18. Re:Cheap Perfume on Smell Camera Snapshots Scents For the Future · · Score: 2

    Eaux De Feces

  19. Placing my bets. on Steve Ballmer Replaces Don Mattrick As Xbox One Chief · · Score: 1

    Getting rid of the DRM was a good move on MS's part. Period. Consumers generally do not want DRM. The mindset is that once you've purchased something in-market, it's yours. End of discussion. The debacle was a learning experience, and if they aren't willing to listen to their customers, then the shareholders will stop listening with their wallets. It's amazing how money works, isn't it?

    With MS pulling plugs on financially unviable products, like WindowsXP, they realize that there will always be diehard fans of a particular operating system or product. At this point in time, anyone with a torrent client and a burner can get a fully cracked copy of XP, no serials needed, bloatware stripped from the OS, hacked to shreds to maximize system performance and reduce system overhead. Microsoft doesn't even sell XP anymore. I still use XP, but I also have linux installed. If XP somehow shits itself, I can manually fix it through linux with a hex editor. Yeah, I'm that moron. The only reason I haven't switched to 7/8 is because neither of them have given me a really compelling reason to switch.

    What's going to happen most likely, is that each division will be renamed in reflection of a particular market niche, and each new division will focus solely on the hardware of that product. With many of its services is the cloud, Windows 8+ will become the new unified environment for each platform. It won't matter which platform you use, you can still access all of your data from each different device.

  20. Re:It was a very stupid idea on Microsoft Antitrust Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson Dead at 76 · · Score: 2

    I think what he's trying to say is that nobody would know the difference.

  21. Is that all? on Dell's New X18: 5 Pounds, 18 Inches · · Score: 2

    Mine is 5lbs 2oz and 19 inches. Oh, wait, they're talking about portable desktops. My bad.

  22. TI-85/86 on How Did You Learn How To Program? · · Score: 1

    The TI-85/86 was the first environment that I actually started programming with. I spent countless hours making games of all types, and different utilities. Quickly, I figured out how to corrupt the memory in TI-85 (rom version 8.0, specifically), and could do interesting things such as edit lock programs without external patching of any kind, and create string variables that contained entire memory dumps. Because of how little TI-85/86 had to offer in terms of a fully robust environment, I grew a deep appreciation for efficient, effective coding.

    At one point, I had 3 of these calculators, each with their own collection of games and/or utilities. When I realized that I didn't want to buy a 4th calculator, I decided to try something new. Since there wasn't any built-in compression with the 85/86 environment, I decided to build an interpreted scripting language from the ground up, with a focus on eliminating code bloat, and as much readable syntax as possible, with only 30% reduction in execution speed (only a few of the games were real-time oriented), with conversion/"compression" ratios averaging around 65-70%. The upside to having that many compressed games (and the interpreter) meant that I could create more games, and also have a reduced transfer time. I also added in cheat codes and easter eggs to all of my games as well.

    Good times. Good times.

  23. Amusing. on Major Advance Towards a Proof of the Twin Prime Conjecture · · Score: 0

    I've been using a similar practice for a few years when implementing the API database for TT Livescan.

    http://tot-ltd.org/API/
    http://tot-ltd.org/API/main.db

    Use prime numbers 2 or higher to map API calls to a "number" specific family (add the collective values of the API calls from main.db, then convert the value to hexadecimal), based on the API functions (Windows 3.11 to Windows 7). The rate at which it can catch malware based on API calls alone is grotesquely efficient.

  24. Re:Here's my take on it. on World of Warcraft Loses 1.3 Million Players in First Quarter of 2013 · · Score: 1

    Well, last time I quit, the server that I proudly called my empire (Elune) died shortly thereafter. I controlled nearly every aspect of that marketplace. Especially the bag market, where netherweave and frostweave bags were rarely ever priced above 5g and 60g each, respectively. On average, I pulled in about 3-6k in gold per day, with steady suppliers for material, which about half was spent on purchasing said mats, along with me farming the mats as well to further bring down overhead costs. With the new expansion, that's basically chump change that can be farmed in a matter of hours. The only reason I don't make more than that is because I don't play 5-6 hours per day like I did. I get on about once every other day for about 1-2 hours, then go find something else to do. When I do decide to stop playing WoW, the only thing I'll have lost this time around is about 5-8 hours a week, if that.

    I believe the bigger issue to be concerned with isn't whether or not I quit (Blizzard isn't making any money off of me, so I don't really care), but why 1.3 million subscribers quit in this quarter alone, bringing the total number of subscribers down to 8 million. By blizzard's own estimate, the record number of subscribers for WoW was roughly 12 million subscribers, which was in 2009. That's a pretty big dip in numbers, even for a 4 year decline. Clearly, Blizzard is doing *something* wrong.

  25. Re:Here's my take on it. on World of Warcraft Loses 1.3 Million Players in First Quarter of 2013 · · Score: 1

    This is the very reason I control the marketplace of the entire server. It's the only thing left. The only thing I can get from it is that you really should stop playing. It'd be a boon to both yourself and the people who still like the game

    Well played, sir. Well played indeed. The marketplace itself is the only thing Blizzard hasn't either completely destroyed or transformed into an abomination of fail. Beyond that, I highly suggest you go take some remedial English classes, bucko. If for some reason you think my rant is irrelevant, keep in mind that 1.3 million subscribers put their hands up in frustration with WoW and basically said, "I'm done wasting money and time in this shitty excuse of a game." As I said, the *only* reason I *haven't* quit is because I don't have to pay for it. It can be fun, but I'm not wasting $15/month on it. I did that for about 2 years, and stopped right before Cata came out. 1.3 million subscribers. That's roughly 14% of the original userbase. It's only been going down for almost 2 years. Think about it.