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  1. Re:random sensors..... on Knock Some Commands Into Your Laptop · · Score: 1

    That's badly.

    I sincerely and abjectly apologize, but I couldn't resist.

    Don't you just hate it when that happens?

  2. So I can use... on Knock Some Commands Into Your Laptop · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my laptop to detect opportunity when it knocks?

    How 'bout compiler engines? Will it detect knocking in them?

  3. This will no-doubt... on Flying Robots Made From Cellophane? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...cause quite a flap.

  4. Dr. Edward Morbius... on Favorite Film Scientists? · · Score: 1

    ...from Forbidden Planet...of course.

  5. Send? How about "sent"? on ESA to Send Spacecraft to Venus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Is this article a bit late?

    See here:

    http://sci.esa.int/science-e/www/area/index.cfm?fa reaid=64

    The thing is due to achieve orbit in a few days.

  6. Re:First on CUTE USB SUSHI DISK DRIVES!!! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congratulations on your first post achievement. All Slashdot readers know how difficult and time-consuming it is to get "first post" status - and the accompanying accolades and international honors. It takes a lot of effort - as I'm sure you realize - and not everyone is up to the task.

    Again - congratulations. And may your digestive efforts be rewarded with success.

  7. So? on The Surprising Truth About Ugly Websites · · Score: 5, Funny

    ugly websites do a few things that beautiful websites tend to (not do).

    Ugly women often have the same virtue.

  8. Ambilight? on Early Adopters Experiencing More Bugs? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The problem is not expected to affect other brands, because it is a part related to Philips' unique Ambilight feature, which casts a colored glow on the wall behind the TV.

    Is that colored glow before or after the capacitors blow?

    "It's not a flaw - its a feature!"

  9. Re:Yes! ...and on Cubicles a Giant Mistake · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...don't forget the - to me - absolutely precious term:

    PRAIRIE DOGGING! ...naturally I mean the cube-farm-heads-popping-up kind, not the "I have to go to the rest room really bad" kind. Although the latter is mildly amusing too.

  10. Just wait! on Quantum Computer Works Better Shut Off · · Score: 1

    ...The next generation will give correct answers before it's even built.

  11. Possibly on Alzheimer's Progresses Faster in Educated People · · Score: 1

    I think there are a number of things to consider about this information:

    1) As has been pointed out in the comments, educated folks have more to lose, and (arguably) notice it sooner than less-endowed folks.
    2) The thought processes of (most) educated folks are (arguably) more "conscious & deliberate" rather than "habitual", and therefore would be more succeptable to the Alz. degradation - and more noticeable to the victim. From personal experience (Mom-now) I can state that the thought and behavioral "habits" go last. Its "present" cognition and the active thought processes that degrade fastest and worst.
    3) Personally, I look askance at just about ANY medical research that quotes a .3% variation in ANYTHING. Sorry, but the unavoidable noise level in med research - especially in thought, cognition, and learning/retention measurements - is just too high. Its just too subjective and the "norms" too variable to measure that accurately. IMHO, of course.

  12. Re:Actually, ... on No Time Travel, Sorry · · Score: 1

    I can't say who the other folks are, but you can call me "George". For extra credit points, what's my girlfriend's name?

  13. Re:Actually, ... on No Time Travel, Sorry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh...yeah...but I'm from the year 802701 (AD) and we planted that article in 2006 to delay you folks in 3042 from discovering temporal warp and then running into the hidious and irresistable...well...you'll find out.

  14. Scotty said it best... on Poor Spelling Beats Google's China Filter · · Score: 1

    ...when he said something to the effect:

    "The more you overtake the plumbing, the easier it is to clog the drain."

    China has a Maginot-Line mentality, and their censorship efforts will eventually fail just a miserably.

    (ST flames and corrections, and French jokes, may commence now.)

  15. Why is reading comprehension so bad? on Balloon Based Wireless Floated · · Score: 1

    Because they're waiting for the movie.

  16. Re:Not "modern age"... on Wikipedia Entries 'Cleaned' By Political Staffers · · Score: 1

    The "truth" isn't the subject of discussion. The FACTS are what's under discussion. Fact is, the guy said he'd decline another term. Fact is, he didn't decline another term.

    It is this inconvenient FACT that his flunkies are trying to erase.

  17. For more amusement... on The Vomit Worth Millions? · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...Read "Perfume" by Patrick Suskind for more information on disgusting substances used in the perfume industry. Its also a hell of a good story.

    If you think whale barf is bad, check out civet.

  18. Rope. Tree. Neck. on Botnet Brain Pleads Guilty · · Score: 1

    ...some assembly required.

    Now that I vented a bit I'll grant that this statement is probably excessive, but - dammit! - this guys crud affected us all. Throw the book at him. He should never be allowed access to the net or a PC again.

  19. Re:Wrong target market. on RFID Cookware · · Score: 2, Informative

    Which leaves the only market being people with too much money, a love for new toys and no culinary skills. ...which explains why it's on /., I guess.

  20. Did you consider.... on Computers, Long Hours and Vision Problems? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...the fact that you're 10 years older?

    We do age.

  21. Re:What? on Warp Engines In Development? · · Score: 1

    I'm quite familiar with forces you name and the (several) formal mathematical theories underlying their relationships and interactions. But a magnetic field no more produces gravity ("Levitation" is not gravity) than gravity "produces" a strong nuclear force.

    The article assertions are - not to put too fine a point on it - pure BS.

    And as for what school I went to: One that teaches semantic rigor.

  22. What? on Warp Engines In Development? · · Score: 1

    ...Did I skip ahead in time to April 1?

    Magnetic fields producing gravity?

    Damn, I guess I'll have to trash all that physics I learned in school.

  23. Re:You Go Doc!! on Scientist Pushing for Early Use of Stem Cells · · Score: 1

    It won't be the religious Right - it'll be the bleeding-heart-save-the-critters-and-hug-the-trees Left that starts the protests.

    Everybody knows us Righties love to senselessly kill lab critters.

  24. Clone 'em... on Scientists Find Preserved Dodo Bird Bones · · Score: 1

    ...so a new generation of folks can exterminate 'em again!

  25. Next thing you know... on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 1

    We'll have to grant them equal rights and welfare and low-cost PC-housing benefits. Shortly after that you'll hear remarks like, "Well, there goes the memory-page!"