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  1. A Tale of Two Dudes on Five Linux Companies Buy Software Patents · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dude A is a MicroSoft sales rep. He was foaming at the mouth about new workflow solutions pouring out of Redmond. I asserted that there haven't be any new ideas in computer science in decades; the real issues are organizational, not technical.
    Dude A loudly protested that there was constant innovation.
    So I asked Dude B, who is among the hardest-core propeller-heads I've ever met. Dude B thought that packet switched networks were probably the last genuinely new idea.
    Clearly, as a working stiff, I have no idea about these things. The fact that the PTO keeps puking new patents for these ideas must mean that there is some basis for them, no?

  2. Re:the US is next on French Riots Lead to Crackdown on Blogs · · Score: 1

    Ah, but the law of unintended consequences is going to have a huge effect if you go lethal.

  3. Re:A matter of trust... on IBM And Sony Form Linux Alliance · · Score: 1

    Cue Billy Squier: "Root me, root me...KIT!"

  4. Re:the US is next on French Riots Lead to Crackdown on Blogs · · Score: 1

    I daresay the situation in the US might play out differently.
    Pretty chilling to think of some of the major gangs in the US getting out of hand.
    The Malvo thing a couple of years ago, where two dudes in a Malibu terrorized the greater DC area, really didn't stir the local populace to action. (I live in northern Virgnia, and saw little evidence of attitude other than 'let the authorities handle it'). Step that up to widespread unrest, though, and it might play out differently. That 'silent majority' with all of those small caliber tributes to the 2nd Ammendment in the closet might quickly take events along a different course. I'm by no means advocating such. When the rule of law disintegrates, it gets hard to distinguish the good, the bad, and the ugly.

  5. Re:Winner 2004 and 2005 on Winners of the 18th IOCCC · · Score: 1

    And, he put his source code there, so you can see at least that entry. Props!

  6. Re:Excellent suggestion! on Should Linux Have a Binary Kernel Driver Layer? · · Score: 1

    Yes, because, at heart, we're all rooting for Sony.

  7. Re:Tech Report Review on Nvidia Launches New Affordable GPU · · Score: 1

    Yes, but will nVidia shamefully admit that refusing to publish source code is teh unk00l, and remedy the sitation?

    Or, can we do a better job of touting companies who _do_ publish their code, so that the market segment that does care about such can know whom to patronize?

  8. Re:A mixed bag on Linspire CEO Offers S. Korea To Replace Windows · · Score: 1

    Note the possible domino effect. Linspire goes to the ROK, perfects the OS, then targets the Korean market in the US.
    With the precedent in place, and the Unicode kinks worked out, Linspire can then target other Asian markets.

  9. Features? on The Microsoft Singularity · · Score: 1, Troll

    Likely it will by default hide entire file names, and not merely the file extensions, for known types.
    Just wasted 10 minutes on that degenerate, perverted mis-feature.
    Props to /. for affording me an opportunity to share my enthusiasm for Redmond's non-command of OS design.

  10. I heard Travolta and Cruise on Microsoft Plans Deliberate Xbox 360 Shortage · · Score: 2, Funny

    are going to provide a free copy of Dianetics, to go with the new XBox. Why get one bestseller when you can get two?

  11. Re:what a wimpy database on Oracle To Offer A Free Database · · Score: 4, Informative

    The thing about PostGreSQL that trumps the competition, IMHO, is that you can build in support for tools such as Python on the DB server.

    PL/pgSQL bears a resemblance to PL/SQL, and both languages are servicable enough. Oracle cooks in its own JVM. While Java is an undeniably powerful tool, one feels relatively enslaved to the JVM, compared to the bliss of simple, clear Python code.

  12. Re:Baffling! on Google Developing Database Service · · Score: 1
    What data is not considered information, and vice-versa?
    The GPS coordinates of my lost socks.
  13. Re:Not right! on Violating A Patent As Moral Choice · · Score: 1

    Oh, let's just drop all these ethical questions and focus on the money.
    As metrics go, digits in the bank account are really the best way to keep score.
    Modulo a little inflation, cold cash beats a high fever every time.
    Given sufficient money, we can hire a shark in pinstripes to compose an ethical fig leaf for our actions.
    Failing that, for a little more money, we can just buy some politicians and have a law composed.
    'Sall "good".


    hint: cynical

  14. Re:vista on No WINE Before Its Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    Category 5 hurricane

  15. Re:They killed Razza! on Rat Cunning May Allow For Island Colonization · · Score: 1

    Now, now: let's not go forcing our values on these rats. The should be able to do whatever they want with their genetic material, frivolous though some choices may be.

  16. Re:The obvious question... on Ships Turned Away As Aussie Customs' IT System Melts Down · · Score: 1

    What a shame that Joel hadn't published his "I Hate Frameworks" rant in time for these guys to know that, whether you're building a spice rack or a customs system, a J2EE abstract universal class factory factory factory is an ungood way to go.

  17. Re:Nice dodge on Sid Meier Responds · · Score: 1

    I am reminded of a PJ Plauger editorial in C/C++UJ.
    Plaguer, a principle at Dinkumware, sells Standard
    Template Library implementations, among other stuff,
    to companies like Mr. Softy.

    Paraphrasing, he said: "Open Source? Bring it on.
    My market is people running real businesses who
    don't have time to fanny about with dogdy stuff."

    One question I'd like to pose to Sid is: do you
    ever look at F/OSS knockoffs of your games to
    figure out who to bring in for an interview?

  18. Re:What would the U.N. think of this? on VoIP Backlash From Phone Companies · · Score: 1

    Aw, cmon: the UN did a swell job with the oil
    for food program. What's not to like? Just be
    cool and hand over the domain servers, already.

  19. Re:First virtual post on VMWare Inc. Releases Free Virtual Machine Runtime · · Score: 1

    I'm planning on installing VMWare because I have a few applications that require a Redmond OS, and, if there is a way to avoid booting it, then I say, right on!

  20. Re:One more damn thing to carry around on Banks to Use 2-factor Authentication by End of 2006 · · Score: 1

    It would also be in the long-term best interests of the US to implement the metric system fully.
    Also, giving everyone a clue, so that we emancipate ourselves from monopolistic sycophants would be a good idea.
    Moses, in Exodus, shows that real societal change involves patiently snuffing two generations on a lengthy march.

  21. Re:On the internet on Microsoft Consults Ethical Hackers at Blue Hat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aw, c'mon: I have seen exactly one BSOD on XP. I was actually impressed to have done something stupid enough with the hardware to make it happen. Come to think of it, that was pre-Nervous Pack #1: it's been solid ever since. On the rare occasions I boot it, that is.

  22. Re:Want to make dev fun? on Optimizing Development For Fun · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is why python thugged generators and list comprehensions from Haskell.

  23. Re:Want to make dev fun? on Optimizing Development For Fun · · Score: 1

    If Guido is "anti-functional programming", how do you explain decorators?
    I submit that the statement "Guido is pro-obvious" is probably not correct, but closer to the truth.

  24. Re:Invalid markup, to boot. on Flock, the New Browser on the Block · · Score: 1

    What, you got some valid, bootable markup?

  25. Sweets on Tim Bray on Implications of OpenDocument Format · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the suite,
    Since you so 1337
    Just one way
    To Redmond defeat:
    Burma Shave