Fuck yeah, when who croaked killed at least 10,000 perfectly innocent people, and then got a No-bell Peace Prize. I wish I could go to Egypt right now so I could piss on that garbage's grave. He was not a person. He was garbage.
I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight: I wish that the makers of SoundForge will start suing all of Microsoft's customers (that's everybody) for every penny they're worth, SCO style, so that Microsoft's "unlimited" indemnification for its customers that it keeps spouting off about when arguing against Linux will kick into effect and drain away all of Microsoft's billions in a matter of months. Then I will be happy.
Legos are pretty classic toys, and I like that they come in different themes. One of these days, when I'm old and gray and have nothing better to do, I'll buy a 100,000 square foot warehouse and fill it with all kinds of legos. And then I'll sit in the middle of my enormous piles of the stuff and wonder what the hell to do with it all. Ok, maybe I won't do that after all.
AOL is perhaps the worst company in the technology industry. Their business practices are somewhat lacking at best and totally horrible at worst. Just think of the mountains of garbage being generated by their mass mailing of CD-ROM discs that probably everybody throws directly into the garbage. The effects on our environment are completely tragic. And now look at what they're doing to their customers. AOL is the suxx0rz.
It's nice that this program is being made available, rather than becoming a footnote, lost forever, in the software history books. Kudos to the programmer for being considerate of his users.
proves to us over and over just how dumb you are your comment above just proves how right we are about you
Bwaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaa aaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!1111 Your post is the funniest thing I ever read.
Come on you sore losers. You couldn't handle it in 2000 when that dumbass Gore lost (I voted for him because I did not support Bush at the time), and you can't handle it in 2004 when Kerry lost (this time I did support Bush).
Guess what? I hate to break the news to you, but as naive as you girlie-men want to be, we're in a WAR with people who will not simply go away and leave us alone. Keep ignoring them like Clinton did when they blew up the embassies and the Oklahoma City federal building, when the first World Trade Center bombing happened, when they blew up TWA Flight 800, etc. Clinton could have had that fucknut Osama handed over to him on a silver platter, but he didn't have the balls that Bush has, so 3000 people had to die on 9/11.
Oh, how about "No blood for oil" and all this anti-Iraq-war bullshit? Look on a map. Look carefully. Iraq is right smack in the middle of the worst trouble-making region for terrorism. Having such a huge U.S. military installation there is an INGENIOUS strategy. But you sore losers fail to see it because it's more important to have a democrat in the White House than to keep our country and the world secure.
I was a democrat my whole life. When 9/11 happened, I said, "Thank God we have Bush." And today, I say, "Thank God that Bush won the election."
The magazine claims they were 'able to discover private documents on easily accessible computers on the Internet' and that the configuration is fairly common.
By leveraging innovative technologies, content providers streamline compelling enterprise solutions.
Pick up an EE Times, Electronic Design, Circuit Cellar, or some other embedded magazine, and pick up a bunch of those PC-104 or whatever they're called. They're designed for embedded use, which means they'll draw a lot less than a full on PC, yet they come with feature sets that'll blow you away. A lot of these are designed to run Linux and the such, so you oughtn't have any problems running the Beastie on there. The coolest hack is you can install about five of these inside a single standard computer case, so it looks like one PC, but actually has a few inside. I'd like to do this someday, and set up an X desktop that hauls ass cuz the apps all run on different comps, but look like they're all in the same box. I don't understand why these things ain't more widespread already.
Oh I know... Throw the banking network into the garbage. Put all the banks' computers on the Internet using Windows XP without SP2 and without a firewall. Use ROT-13 encryption to protect the transactions. Announce to the world that ROT-13 encryption, the only completely unbreakable type of encryption, is used by this system. You can't go wrong.
They should put brain implants into every newborn child, and all adults should be required by law to get the same implant within the next six months, or suffer the penalty of death by removal of the head.
These implants would detect when you have a song stuck in your head, and on each such occasion, cause the appropriate sum of money to be transferred from your bank account to that of the appropriate copyright holder. For your convenience, the same implant could also be used to detect thoughtcrime, using rules similar to those in spam filtering software. Matching one of these rules would be considered an automatic conviction under the law, with no due process, no investigation, no arrest, and no trial. The implant would simply cut off the flow of blood to the brain. This feature would, of course, be utilized by the primary feature of the implant, in that if your bank account runs out of money and you get a song stuck in your head, the flow of blood will be cut off.
Because the brain is one of the most prevalent devices out there that can record audio.
"This comes mere weeks after Slate recommended Firefox over Internet Explorer."
By leveraging innovative technologies, content providers streamline compelling enterprise solutions.
Translation: By using software from Microsoft, your business will have its trade secrets, customer information, employee records, and banking information stolen by some hacker in Uganda, which will bring you billions of dollars in lawsuits, when your company has a million dollars in assets, meaning that your company will have to go bankrupt and close down.
(The meaning of an agile business is one that has the agility to dry up and disappear overnight.)
Microsoft. Software for the agile business.
Microsoft, the Microsoft logo, and the phrase "Software for the agile business" are the property of Microsoft.
This is retarded. I think all the businesses that play music should lobby the government and argue that since they are a public place (even if the business is private property, the fact that it is open to the public makes it a public place), then they are allowed to play music there without paying any more for it than the price of purchasing the recording.
This is because music played in public serves as an advertisement for that music.
As an electrician, I am going to begin placing counters inside light switches that I install, so that for years after the switch is installed and would otherwise be forgotten, the customer will have to pay me royalties, a pay-per-flip sort of approach, for the use of that switch.
If Microsoft does go after free software for its use of so-called alleged "patent infringing"--and it is most likely that if something infringes, according to the letter of the law but not its spirit or any interpretation that uses the smallest amount of common sense--if Microsoft goes after the "infringers" so described, then it is likely that many businesses will shy away from adopting many free software programs. This means several things.
First, it means that we won't have n00bi3 lus3rz complaining that Linux isn't friendly because the desktop isn't bloated enough and doesn't offer enough shiny things to click on that cause the hard drive to grind for 30 minutes and then the computer crashes. This is beneficial to the free software developer community because we'll have more time to spend developing good algorithms for useful things that might not look pretty, as opposed to wasting a lot of time supporting all kinds of retarded bloated insecure standards that make the computer do stupid things because that's what PHBs want.
Secondly, it means that some of Microsoft's retarded patents that shouldn't have been awarded in the first place will come under close scrutiny.
Third, it means that the government will find a reason to bust Microsoft, because this is so obvious that even the government, the most retarded entity in existance, will eventually figure it out.
Fourth, the broken patent system, and the larger encompassing and more thoroughly broken system known as intellectual property, will come under scrutiny.
Fifth, you can rest assured that the software will continue to be developed. You'll just have to download it from some other country and assemble the pieces on your own.
Sixth, a lot of script kiddies, 1337 h4x0rz, black hats, and otherwise disgruntled programmers will get mad and make tons and tons and tons and tons more viruses, worms, hacks, cracks, r00t kits, and other problems targeting the various broken Microsoft platforms. Because Microsoft software is so shitty, so broken, so bloated, so garbagey, so junky, so crappy, so slimy, so dirty, so slopped together, that no matter how many infinites of infinites of infinites, to the infinite power, to the infinite power, to the infinite power of the infinite power, of monkeys they have over there pounding on keyboards, they will never be able to patch the shit up faster than 1337z h4x0rz can make hacks for it. And that means that try as they might, Microsoft will NOT be able to put the genie of free software back into the bottle from whence it came. Because the genie is out of the bottle.
Bill and Darl are a bunch of fucking dorks. They can take a long walk on a short pier for all I care. FUCK MS!!!!! MS SUCKS!!!!!!
If you haven't read 1984 yet, do it now. Say whatever you want about this book being fiction, but I think that after reading it, your eyes will open to a lot of things going on in the world that you might have ignored before, but which are taking place to take your freedoms away and make you a slave.
Even so, according to US Government regulations regarding classified computer systems, ANY removable media that is inserted into a drive/port of a computer used for classified work MUST be then, and forever more, handled as the highest level of classification used on that computer. So a DOS boot disk used on a Top Secret Computer becomes Top Secret material by association.
And this is probably a wise choice, joking about common sense aside. It's just like when your server gets h4x0r'd... you can't trust anything on that box anymore, so the only thing to do is blow it all off and reinstall. What you're saying is like the inverse of that.
Like when the teacher said, "Johnny, use the word 'beautiful' twice in a sentence." Johnny said, "Yesterday at dinner, when my sister told us she's pregnant, my father said, 'beautiful, just fucking beautiful.'"
Motorsports are a sport too. Got the word 'sports' right there alongside 'motor' and shit.
NBC's idea of redundancy might sound like a good one at first, but according to the Department of Redundancy Department, redundancy has its risks as well. First and foremost is the risk of a false sense of security. For example, if the satellite gets shot down, then their three links to the satellite won't be worth the paper they're printed on.
Virus Writer Sues Antivirus Company for Circumvention under DMCA
Just like the way people break into some place at night, fall down and break their arm, and then sue (and win) for damages caused while they had broken and entered with intention to burglarize. Now doesn't the legal system make perfect sense? I think there should be a law on the books that there is no case against any defendant, whether involved or not, for negligence or tort (intentional or unintentional) when the plaintiff was in the process of commiting a crime at the time it occured.
México has kept the spelling, maybe because of the distance.
I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, Mexico is right here.:-)
It is ironic that you went through the trouble of typing that acento on the E, but didn't bother to grow a set and post with a real account.
I really think that while the j form is considered correct in some odd places, over here, many words that contain an X are still pronounced and spelled the correct way (ex., Oaxaca). X simply makes more than one sound, as do c and g. You won't change the spelling of gente to jente just because someone decides that it's confusing to have two different sounds for g, will you?
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Fuck yeah, when who croaked killed at least 10,000 perfectly innocent people, and then got a No-bell Peace Prize. I wish I could go to Egypt right now so I could piss on that garbage's grave. He was not a person. He was garbage.
I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight: I wish that the makers of SoundForge will start suing all of Microsoft's customers (that's everybody) for every penny they're worth, SCO style, so that Microsoft's "unlimited" indemnification for its customers that it keeps spouting off about when arguing against Linux will kick into effect and drain away all of Microsoft's billions in a matter of months. Then I will be happy.
Hey Bill: Nanny nanny boo boo!
Legos are pretty classic toys, and I like that they come in different themes. One of these days, when I'm old and gray and have nothing better to do, I'll buy a 100,000 square foot warehouse and fill it with all kinds of legos. And then I'll sit in the middle of my enormous piles of the stuff and wonder what the hell to do with it all. Ok, maybe I won't do that after all.
AOL is perhaps the worst company in the technology industry. Their business practices are somewhat lacking at best and totally horrible at worst. Just think of the mountains of garbage being generated by their mass mailing of CD-ROM discs that probably everybody throws directly into the garbage. The effects on our environment are completely tragic. And now look at what they're doing to their customers. AOL is the suxx0rz.
It's nice that this program is being made available, rather than becoming a footnote, lost forever, in the software history books. Kudos to the programmer for being considerate of his users.
Bwaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaa aaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!1111 Your post is the funniest thing I ever read.
Guess what? I hate to break the news to you, but as naive as you girlie-men want to be, we're in a WAR with people who will not simply go away and leave us alone. Keep ignoring them like Clinton did when they blew up the embassies and the Oklahoma City federal building, when the first World Trade Center bombing happened, when they blew up TWA Flight 800, etc. Clinton could have had that fucknut Osama handed over to him on a silver platter, but he didn't have the balls that Bush has, so 3000 people had to die on 9/11.
Oh, how about "No blood for oil" and all this anti-Iraq-war bullshit? Look on a map. Look carefully. Iraq is right smack in the middle of the worst trouble-making region for terrorism. Having such a huge U.S. military installation there is an INGENIOUS strategy. But you sore losers fail to see it because it's more important to have a democrat in the White House than to keep our country and the world secure.
I was a democrat my whole life. When 9/11 happened, I said, "Thank God we have Bush." And today, I say, "Thank God that Bush won the election."
By leveraging innovative technologies, content providers streamline compelling enterprise solutions.
Pick up an EE Times, Electronic Design, Circuit Cellar, or some other embedded magazine, and pick up a bunch of those PC-104 or whatever they're called. They're designed for embedded use, which means they'll draw a lot less than a full on PC, yet they come with feature sets that'll blow you away. A lot of these are designed to run Linux and the such, so you oughtn't have any problems running the Beastie on there. The coolest hack is you can install about five of these inside a single standard computer case, so it looks like one PC, but actually has a few inside. I'd like to do this someday, and set up an X desktop that hauls ass cuz the apps all run on different comps, but look like they're all in the same box. I don't understand why these things ain't more widespread already.
Go Arnold!!!
Oh I know... Throw the banking network into the garbage. Put all the banks' computers on the Internet using Windows XP without SP2 and without a firewall. Use ROT-13 encryption to protect the transactions. Announce to the world that ROT-13 encryption, the only completely unbreakable type of encryption, is used by this system. You can't go wrong.
Why? Just tap their phone and then send them a bill for it. The same way the Chinese execute someone and then send the family a bill for the bullet.
These implants would detect when you have a song stuck in your head, and on each such occasion, cause the appropriate sum of money to be transferred from your bank account to that of the appropriate copyright holder. For your convenience, the same implant could also be used to detect thoughtcrime, using rules similar to those in spam filtering software. Matching one of these rules would be considered an automatic conviction under the law, with no due process, no investigation, no arrest, and no trial. The implant would simply cut off the flow of blood to the brain. This feature would, of course, be utilized by the primary feature of the implant, in that if your bank account runs out of money and you get a song stuck in your head, the flow of blood will be cut off.
Because the brain is one of the most prevalent devices out there that can record audio.
By leveraging innovative technologies, content providers streamline compelling enterprise solutions.
Translation: By using software from Microsoft, your business will have its trade secrets, customer information, employee records, and banking information stolen by some hacker in Uganda, which will bring you billions of dollars in lawsuits, when your company has a million dollars in assets, meaning that your company will have to go bankrupt and close down.
(The meaning of an agile business is one that has the agility to dry up and disappear overnight.)
Microsoft. Software for the agile business.
Microsoft, the Microsoft logo, and the phrase "Software for the agile business" are the property of Microsoft.
This is because music played in public serves as an advertisement for that music.
As an electrician, I am going to begin placing counters inside light switches that I install, so that for years after the switch is installed and would otherwise be forgotten, the customer will have to pay me royalties, a pay-per-flip sort of approach, for the use of that switch.
First, it means that we won't have n00bi3 lus3rz complaining that Linux isn't friendly because the desktop isn't bloated enough and doesn't offer enough shiny things to click on that cause the hard drive to grind for 30 minutes and then the computer crashes. This is beneficial to the free software developer community because we'll have more time to spend developing good algorithms for useful things that might not look pretty, as opposed to wasting a lot of time supporting all kinds of retarded bloated insecure standards that make the computer do stupid things because that's what PHBs want.
Secondly, it means that some of Microsoft's retarded patents that shouldn't have been awarded in the first place will come under close scrutiny.
Third, it means that the government will find a reason to bust Microsoft, because this is so obvious that even the government, the most retarded entity in existance, will eventually figure it out.
Fourth, the broken patent system, and the larger encompassing and more thoroughly broken system known as intellectual property, will come under scrutiny.
Fifth, you can rest assured that the software will continue to be developed. You'll just have to download it from some other country and assemble the pieces on your own.
Sixth, a lot of script kiddies, 1337 h4x0rz, black hats, and otherwise disgruntled programmers will get mad and make tons and tons and tons and tons more viruses, worms, hacks, cracks, r00t kits, and other problems targeting the various broken Microsoft platforms. Because Microsoft software is so shitty, so broken, so bloated, so garbagey, so junky, so crappy, so slimy, so dirty, so slopped together, that no matter how many infinites of infinites of infinites, to the infinite power, to the infinite power, to the infinite power of the infinite power, of monkeys they have over there pounding on keyboards, they will never be able to patch the shit up faster than 1337z h4x0rz can make hacks for it. And that means that try as they might, Microsoft will NOT be able to put the genie of free software back into the bottle from whence it came. Because the genie is out of the bottle.
Bill and Darl are a bunch of fucking dorks. They can take a long walk on a short pier for all I care. FUCK MS!!!!! MS SUCKS!!!!!!
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
If you haven't read 1984 yet, do it now. Say whatever you want about this book being fiction, but I think that after reading it, your eyes will open to a lot of things going on in the world that you might have ignored before, but which are taking place to take your freedoms away and make you a slave.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
And this is probably a wise choice, joking about common sense aside. It's just like when your server gets h4x0r'd... you can't trust anything on that box anymore, so the only thing to do is blow it all off and reinstall. What you're saying is like the inverse of that.
By your definition, sex is definitely a sport, because my wife stops me from getting what I want every day!!
Masturbation, on the other hand (no pun intended), is not a sport because by definition, there's no hoe there to stop you from getting what you want.
Sex. Where do you want to go today?
Like when the teacher said, "Johnny, use the word 'beautiful' twice in a sentence." Johnny said, "Yesterday at dinner, when my sister told us she's pregnant, my father said, 'beautiful, just fucking beautiful.'"
Motorsports are a sport too. Got the word 'sports' right there alongside 'motor' and shit.
NBC's idea of redundancy might sound like a good one at first, but according to the Department of Redundancy Department, redundancy has its risks as well. First and foremost is the risk of a false sense of security. For example, if the satellite gets shot down, then their three links to the satellite won't be worth the paper they're printed on.
And then what? It turned out to be a MS DOS 3.3 boot disk that someone was gonna throw out? I wouldn't be surprised.
Would the last one out of Mexico please turn off the lights.
I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, Mexico is right here. :-)
It is ironic that you went through the trouble of typing that acento on the E, but didn't bother to grow a set and post with a real account.
I really think that while the j form is considered correct in some odd places, over here, many words that contain an X are still pronounced and spelled the correct way (ex., Oaxaca). X simply makes more than one sound, as do c and g. You won't change the spelling of gente to jente just because someone decides that it's confusing to have two different sounds for g, will you?
Orale.