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  1. Re:Inflamatory headling superceeds mundane content on The Mono Mystery That Wasn't · · Score: -1

    My god, it's full of bugs!

  2. Re:What About The Parents? on Later School Start For Teenagers Brings Drop In Absenteeism · · Score: -1

    What?!? You can't get pregnant from anal sex. At least not if there's a Dirty Sanchez involved.

  3. Re:idiotic on Supersizing the "Last Supper" · · Score: -1

    Praise the Lord and pass the fries!

  4. Re:Can be? on Server Room Smells Can Be an Early Warning · · Score: -1

    Why the hell are you restoring tapes from twenty years ago? WTF!

  5. Re:Good job on High-Tech Research Moving From US To China · · Score: -1

    A master's degree is the peak of pay; everything beyond that serves only to drive down your compensation level.

  6. Re:Good job on High-Tech Research Moving From US To China · · Score: -1

    You should move to Richmond and increase your chances of being murdered!

  7. Re:Failsafe recovery? on Long-Running Underwater Robot Lost At Sea · · Score: -1

    Protip: Many readers find protips to be both annoying and useless.

  8. Re:Game of Chicken on China Warns Google To Obey Or Leave · · Score: 0, Funny

    So? If your host offers you human flesh to eat (or whatever you regard as immoral) then leaving is a good response, along with expressing your horror at what's going on. The fact that they have different standards to you doesn't relieve you of the obligation to live up to your own standards yourself. (If you don't regard participation as repugnant / offensive / wrong then that's another matter but in that case hiding behind your host's choices would be unnecessary and frankly pathetic).

    That's why I quit going to church. They kept offering me Jesus' flesh to eat, and so I left, along with expressing my horror at what's going on. I had no idea Christians are cannibals!

  9. Re:PININ' for the FJORDS?! on Zeus Botnet Dealt a Blow As ISPs Troyak, Group 3 Knocked Out · · Score: -1

    If I had any mod points, I'd give them all to you. That was brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Well done!

  10. Re:Me thinks on $1M Prize For Finding Cause of Unintended Acceleration · · Score: -1

    For the love of god, man, it's BRAKES! BRAKES, FER CHRISSAKES! *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

  11. Re:Try Me on New "Spear Phishing" Attacks Target IT Admins · · Score: -1

    Don't listen to that guy, he's running a honeypot. Instead, hack me! I'm at 127.0.0.1. There's a metric shitload of p0rn waiting behind that IP.

  12. Re:Electric Shock on How Do You Get Users To Read Error Messages? · · Score: -1

    There was a young epileptic from Scranton
    Who had all the young guys a' pantin'
    She was said to provide
    A most excellent ride
    But they stopped all that with Dilanton.

  13. Re:Ethics on Space Exploration Needs Extraterrestrial Ethics · · Score: -1

    They'd probably had one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

  14. Re:Ethics on Space Exploration Needs Extraterrestrial Ethics · · Score: -1

    Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets that haven't made interstellar contact yet and buzz them, meaning that they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennas on their head and making beep beep noises.

  15. Re:Additional risk to us: on What Happens In Vegas Happens In Afghanistan · · Score: -1

    People, please! We do not "invade" countries! First, you must have oil; and second, you must harbor terr'ists; and then, and only then, will we arrive and liberate you. Democracy is truly wonderful thing!

  16. Re:Other countries are interesting on Perth Game Company CEO Takes IP By Night · · Score: -1

    I'm having trouble understanding all of these pizza analogies. Can someone please give me the gist of this story as a car analogy?

  17. Re:Norfolk's IT is fail. on Time Bomb May Have Destroyed 800 Norfolk City PCs' Data · · Score: -1

    Why, oh why, do rogue sysadmins always wear rouge? You'd think rogue sysadmins would find that rather gay, but no! They all wear rouge!

  18. Re:What a concept! on Tour de France Champion Accused of Hacking · · Score: -1

    oh god, talk about reasons to drink. The worst is when you check the console before bed and see it crapped out and died on the 2nd package of 400. rage!

    What are you talking about? Real Gentoo users never sleep!

  19. Re:Hockey games everyday? on "Green" Ice Resurfacing Machines Fail In Vancouver · · Score: -1

    Speaking as a lumberjack from down under, I can tell you that my electric stove takes considerably longer to heat up a good cup of tea than a small campfire.

  20. Re:Makes me wonder... on Paypal Reverses Payments Made To Indians · · Score: -1

    So I informed with my local European bank for the costs and it turns out this is much cheaper.

    So I informed with your girlfriend last night, and it turns out this was much cheaper than hiring a hooker.

  21. Re:Wrong word? on A Look Into the Chinese Hacker Underworld · · Score: -1

    None of the confusion, and people still respect you as much.

    Which is to say, not at all!

  22. Re:I've never been a fan of it. on Solutions For More Community At Work? · · Score: -1

    Otherwise, the beer/wine on a friday works for me. And also when the company has that activity too =)

    Where I work, every Friday at 4:30 PM we get a half-hour away from the beatings. It's really nice to not get hit for 30 minutes, and some excellent socializing happens during the respite from all the pain. But then five o'clock rolls around, and bam! out come the sticks again. Still, I'm grateful to have a job, even if I come home every night bruised and beaten.

  23. Re:I've never been a fan of it. on Solutions For More Community At Work? · · Score: -1

    Maybe invite everyone in your department out for beer-n-wings the last Friday of the month and see who accepts.

    And then lay off everyone who doesn't accept, as those individuals are clearly anti-social, anti-teamwork boat anchors!

  24. Re:Rules 1 through 7 of using a Cell Phone on The Cell Phone Has Changed — New Etiquette Needed · · Score: -1

    Wrong again. That's why you steer with your knee while entering your GPS information. Two hands can get the info entered a lot faster than one, and your knee is less likely to drift with your hands.

  25. Re:Alternative hypothesis : didn't care on What Clown On a Unicycle? · · Score: -1

    This article is bunk. I mean, here I am, crossing the street while using my cell phone to post this commJD%$^HX)C58*&#33LT:#3.43W.6DJ8ER(#J403,2FK8A#@$

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