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  1. Re:Fat, dumb & happy... on Privacy Concerns Moving Into The Mainstream · · Score: -1
    The gene pool is worsening since intelligent people tend not to breed, and the stupid breed in droves.
    Mod parent up! Truer words have not been spoken.
  2. Glory Hole? on Is the 80 Columns Limit Dead? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The partition between the women's restroom and the men's restroom has acquired a glory hole. Can that be considered a job perk?

  3. Get a P-P-P-Powerbook! on High Performance Gaming Laptops On A Budget? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excellent performance for an unbeatable price! Check out the all-new series of P-P-P-Powerbooks!

  4. GNAA Mod? on Marine Finds Duct Tape on Mars · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Instead of a flashlight, what would happen if I duct taped a GNAA member to the front of my 12-guage? When the GNAA member begins to snivel and sob in fear, why, then it must be a good time to pull the ol' trigger and blast whatever it is that's munching on my GNAA member.

    Think it would work? Of course, as each GNAA member was chewed up and eaten by the various bad guys I'd come across, I'd have to replace them. Better have a backpack full of GNAA members, or else a GNAA Powerup Mod!

  5. Re:I hate you on How Powerful is the Turn-Off Power of Spam? · · Score: 0, Troll

    But ... but ... I prefer OwlofCreamCheese petrified and covered in hot grits!

  6. Re:XP is pretty doggone stable... on Cornell Builds Autonomous UAV · · Score: 1

    You obviously didn't read my comment, asshat. Return to your mother's basement, that's a good boy.

  7. Re:XP is pretty doggone stable... on Cornell Builds Autonomous UAV · · Score: 1
    You, clearly, have only been a Windows Administrator in your dreams. Or nightmares, as the case may be.

    Sit back down and leave this discussion to people who have actual knowledge of Microsoft products.

  8. Anti-Underpants Gnomes on Dramatic Difference In Matter Vs. Antimatter · · Score: 1, Funny
    1. PROFIT!!!
    2. ???
    3. Create anti-matter
  9. Re:Error on Is the 80 Columns Limit Dead? · · Score: 1

    YHBT. YHL. HAND.

  10. Re:Here's what I want on Are Job Perks Coming into Vogue Again? · · Score: 0, Troll
    Preferably covered in hot grits.
    You forgot to have them petrified first.
  11. Re:XP is pretty doggone stable... on Cornell Builds Autonomous UAV · · Score: 1
    Just because it's behind a firewall, doesn't mean it can't get infected, etc.
    That's true, albeit with certain caveats.
    It really needs the patches to become secure....
    Wrong! If you:
    1. Are behind a NAT'd connection without port forwarding, and
    2. Have replaced IE with a secure browser such as Opera, and
    3. Do not use Windows Media Player, and
    4. Are running a decent anti-virus system such as Grisoft AVG
    Then I think you need not fear being compromised on account of not having installed the latest security updates from Microsoft.

    Think I'm wrong? Okay, then give me a hypothetical situation where the computer could be compromised if it is setup and used according the above list.

  12. Re:Here's an interesting thing . . . on Katie Jones Interviewed · · Score: 1
    I then thought better of it when the credit card number page came up; after all, $35...
    You're an idiot. You can register .com domains for $8.95 over at www.godaddy.com.
  13. Bah! on Time Warp Computer Pricing Revealed · · Score: 1

    Bah! Why, back in my day, an upgrade for the rocks we were banging together cost like 100 deer hides! And we liked it!

  14. Re: katie.com on The Saga of Katie.com · · Score: 1

    $ whois katiethebook.com

    Whois Server Version 1.3

    Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information.

    No match for "KATIETHEBOOK.COM".

  15. Idea? on The Saga of Katie.com · · Score: 1
    1. Grab a really raunchy hardcore barely-18 video box back cover image off the 'net, and photoshop Katie Tarbox's name into the credits. For bonus points, add her lawyer's name and lawyer's picture.
    2. Post a link to it on Slashdot when finished.
    3. PROFIT!
    Just think, this could become the next Goat.cx man, Tubgirl, or Rusty's Wife type of image, fame-wise anyway...
  16. Re:I wouldn't gamble with Katie.com on The Saga of Katie.com · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. Register www.KatieTarboxIsAStupidBitch.com
    2. Redirect the site to www.TubGirl.com
    3. PROFIT!
  17. GNU/HURD on IBM Has 'No Intention' of Using Patents Against Linux · · Score: 1

    When, oh when, will HURD be ready?

  18. Re:It's not going to cost them that much... on Google IPO Problems Surface · · Score: 1
    I'm a big fan of Google's...
    Not to worry, there will be droves and droves of Google Fanbois lined up to hand over their allowances and penny jars for a fraction of a Google share. Google will do just fine.
  19. Re:Mod Parent up... on Google IPO Problems Surface · · Score: 1
    Holy shit. 10? wow. that's insane. wow.
    Idiot.
  20. Re:Mod Parent up... on Google IPO Problems Surface · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's just not too often that i see them :)
    Brown noser.
  21. Re:If they will give you a port on Life Behind the Firewall Curtain? · · Score: 1
    IDIOTS! What part of the fact that his IP address comes from a non-routable address space do you not understand?

    Go read RFC 1597 before you continue to wax idiotic.

  22. Re:I'm confused... on FCC Rules VoIP Must Be Tappable · · Score: 1

    The FCC: is it good, or is it whack?

  23. Re:Along the way on ESA To Study Human Hibernation · · Score: 1
    Well... there's that truck stop outside mars...
    It would seem that we two are the only Cowboy Bebop fans on Slashdot. It's a lonely life, partner.
  24. Re:OK, but will the ESA study how to build on ESA To Study Human Hibernation · · Score: 1

    If a bear shits in the woods and no one is there to smell it, does the shit stink?

  25. Re:Good job ESA on ESA To Study Human Hibernation · · Score: 1
    "Tired of uncle Bob hanging around the house too much, breaking things, and acting like a loser? Send him on a hibernation trip to Venus! Jupiter! Pluto! Alpha Centauri! Infinity! And beyond!"
    You bastard! You made me blow orange juice out my nose!