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  1. Re:Tagline is only half the story: missing punchli on Will Your Next Car Run Windows? · · Score: -1
    My God didn't stay dead...
    Yeah, but talk about horrible lag time. Took him three days to respawn! The only good thing to come out of it was that by then, all the fscking spawn campers had given up and gone away.
  2. Re:It's more complicated than that on Court says: 'Terror Fears Can't Curb Liberty' · · Score: -1
    Oh, and some of its expiring. So? Its ok to loose liberty as long as you are told you'll get it back eventually?
    Sure, it's okay to let liberty loose provided you keep it on a leash.

    Oh, you meant lose. Silly me.

  3. Re:Nothing on What's The Linux Kernel Worth? · · Score: -1

    Jeff Murkey doesn't exist.

  4. Sell It! on What's The Linux Kernel Worth? · · Score: -1

    I say we sell the kernel to SCO, and split the proceeds fifty-fifty. Are you in?

  5. Buy an Apple on Backups to CD-R? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Buy an Apple computer. Problem solved.

  6. First Post on Inside The First Pocket PC Trojan · · Score: -1

    First post?

  7. Re:Ummm... on Smart Cars Tell You About Road Signs · · Score: -1
    I live in the San Fran bay area, and I moved to a new apartment that has commuter access to SF. I was overjoyed at first...but it turns out, I never use it--it's way cheaper to drive my car and pay exhorbitant parking rates in the city. If that's true for me, and I'm fairly middle class, how do low-income families swing it?
    You're an idiot. I live in San Francisco, and $45 gets you an unlimited-use MUNI pass. You can travel anywhere, even on BART, 24x7.

    Contrast that with the average price of parking downtown -- $20 to $40 per day, and it is clear that you are either stupid or a troll.

  8. Re:Prayers on Auto Accident at SANE Conference Kills One · · Score: -1, Troll

    Have you people already forgotten that all you need to do is reverse the tachyon stream, reach 88 miles per hour, and go back in time to kill the poor sap's grandfather? This will instantly solve the whole issue.

  9. Re:should the gov decide who has the right to marr on Submit and Moderate Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: -1
    Who can argue with logic like that?!
    I can, for I have one final thing I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
  10. Re:What the hell on Computer Viruses Cripple Colorado DMV · · Score: -1
    The .exe bit kind of gives it away.
    I think you meant the evil bit. ;-)
  11. Re:No, no, no! on Would You Hire A Hacker? · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You're an idiot.

  12. Re:Two Words... on Vehicles of Tomorrow? · · Score: -1

    That's right. Where is my flying car?

  13. Re:If you go this route... on Home Defense, Geek Style? · · Score: -1

    Dogs, schmogs. Nothing deters criminals like the realization that having climbed in the window, you're now standing next to a ten-foot-plus long reptile that never blinks.

  14. Re:Good question.. on Home Defense, Geek Style? · · Score: -1
    Your mother, friends, relatives, etc. are not going to want to dash to the firearms closet and grab a weapon at the first sign of trouble. No, my friend, that simply will not do.

    You need a perimeter defense weapon. Remember those autonomous turret guns in Half-Life? Those radar-directed and fully-silenced tripod cannons in Congo? Those robot sentry guns in Aliens? Imagine coupling Reason with an autonomous motion-tracking turret!

    With a solution like that, your loved ones can sleep soundly while anything that moves is instantly tracked and ventilated thanks to the wonder of modern computers and depleted-Uranium slugs!

  15. Re:Yup. on Do You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure? · · Score: -1
    Thug with a baseball bat trying to kill you?
    Was this the cause of...
    Lying in the street with broken bones?
    Or was it the firetruck that ran you over? Inquiring minds want to know!
  16. Re:Thrive on Do You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure? · · Score: -1
    You should see how well I drive when I'm running late... My crappy little Hyundai somehow becomes on par with a Formula 1 racer!
    No wonder auto accidents are one of the leading causes of death in America.
  17. GNAA Takes Credit? on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: -1
    If the 'net does get hit tomorrow, who wants to bet that the GNAA takes credit for it once it is back up enough to support them taking credit for it?

    Okay, my tongue is in a knot now, off I go....

  18. Re:google..... on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: -1

    Bah, it works great in the best browser on Earth, Opera.

  19. Re:Our gov't at work on Senator Blacklisted by No-Fly List · · Score: -1

    Mod parent down. You're both fucking retards.

  20. Re:Big Difference on Senator Blacklisted by No-Fly List · · Score: -1
    ...taking the piss...
    Merkins never say that, so I'm guessing you're a Brit. The British are well-known anti-Semites, so your stupid opinion is hardly surprising.
  21. Re:As good??? on Need A New Retina? Look No Further · · Score: -1

    Yes, but can you run BSD on your eyeballs?

  22. Re:Please follow her advice. on Vive La Loafing! · · Score: -1
    There's nothing quite so delicious for my ego than to realize that many people depend on the critical services that I provide
    Your PHB called: two fresh college grads are going to be replacing you next week, since the two of them combined are cheaper than you and can certainly do the same thing you do.
  23. Re:Messenger on FTC Bars Popup Backdoor Ads · · Score: -1
    Be sure to be running McAfee anti-virus when you install SP2! That way, the total and complete destruction of your computer is assured.

    For those who don't get what I'm talking about (hint: NT SP2), don't bother replying.

  24. Re:Messenger on FTC Bars Popup Backdoor Ads · · Score: -1
    Or, even better, put a damn firewall between your (Windows) computer and the Internet.
    Thank you! People who plug their Windows computers directly into the 'net scare me.
  25. Re:I'm not that bothered on Deleting E-mail Could Get You In Trouble · · Score: -1
    Who's to say I ever got it? Email isn't a reliable communication source. Enough said.
    You're an idiot. In the organization that I'm the head IT mucky-muck for, we utilize qmail's built-in ability to keep a mirror copy of every message that passes through the server. Combined with hypermail, I have an exhaustive online HTML index of every message sent or received. If you worked here and claimed to have not received a message, I could refute or substantiate your claim within a matter of seconds.