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  1. Is Kevin McBride available? on IOC Trademarks Part of Canadian National Anthem · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can commission him to sue Canada for infringing our dumb law patent. All we have to do is demand $700 billion, and our little banking problem is all cleared up!

  2. Re:Dear Constituent (a letter from your government on US House Limits Constituent Emails · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Sorry about the misunderstanding. I thought you tried to send me to Cuba.

    Cuba, Canada. There's a difference?

  3. Re:Delaying the inevitable on CC Companies Scotch Mythbusters Show On RFID Security · · Score: 1

    No disrespect to the MythBusters, but if they could figure it out, plenty of others will also.

    s/will/have/

    It sure is a good thing the credit card companies were able to prevent this from getting out; otherwise we might be talking about these security problems on /. and that would be bad.

    Oh, wait...

  4. Re:Sharing passwords on 42% of Web Users Sneak Onto Others' Online Accounts · · Score: 4, Funny

    It just seems bizarre to me how many people think it's normal to give out their password to family/friends/partners/whatever. I've never revealed a password to anyone in my life and never will, and my really important ones get changed regularly. Is that really so terribly unusual?

    What are you? Some kind of mutant?

  5. Just got a phone call from the FTC on FTC Recruiting Identity Theft Victims · · Score: 5, Funny

    They asked me for my social security number and date of birth to verify I was the person they meant to call and told me they'd be getting back to me real soon.

  6. Re:Might be somewhere interesting on Solar System Look-Alike Found · · Score: 1

    So this is where Starbuck ended up!

  7. Re:Emacs bloat on RMS Steps Down As Emacs Maintainer · · Score: 1

    >>(though in 1998 it could be compiled in under 10 seconds on an Origin 2000 with 8 CPUs).

    Big deal. How long did it take to load?

  8. Re:.. And as usual.. on Australia Cracked US Combat Aircraft Codes · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought we were doing it in alphabetical order, but obviously not.

    When I was in high school so many years ago, I spent a couple of summer weeks in Europe on one of those tours that shows you everything you can see from a bus. On the flight up to JFK (the one in New York) for our departure to Brussels, one of my classmates commented on how much she was looking forward to visiting Austria. Now I have nothing against Austria, and it turned out to be the country where one of my most memorable experiences on the trip occurred, but at the time I could not imagine why a high school student from North Carolina would have any particular reason to look forward to being in Austria. Maybe she liked mountains. So I asked.

    She was looking forward to the accent. I was impressed. To this day I don't think I would be able to distinguish an Austrian from a German by accent.

    "You know. The way Olivia Newton-John talks."

    Oh.

  9. CFCs on Astronomers Find Huge Hole in Universe · · Score: 1

    We're sure to find an enormous nebula of chlorofluorocarbons somewhere in the vicinity.

  10. I thought it was a cat? on Baiji River Dolphin May or May Not Be Extinct · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, who's going to open the box and find out if the dolphins are dead or if they're cats?

  11. Firefox on Vista Security Claims Debunked · · Score: 1

    A bug in Firefox (not to mention emacs), counts as a flaw for Linux, while IE bugs get ignored on Vista's chart.
    So when I use Firefox on Windows, that's a Linux bug?
  12. Did NASA clear the name with IBM first? on NASA Names New Spaceship 'Orion' · · Score: 1

    What with Big Blue buying the space station an all...

  13. Re:If you're going to be this generic... on Going Dynamic with PHP · · Score: 1
    Well, you could always create a single-table database. Call the single table "Stuff," put a generic autoincrementing key on it, and give it two more columns: a type identifier and a serialized object that contains all the data.
    Jeff, is that you?
    I just finished my first 10 months in my new job and already I've discovered that we have TWO of these tables. They are in different databases, otherwise we'd only need the one. (I crack me up. I wrote "need.") One isn't quite so clearly insane as the other, but that's only because it is so cleverly disguised.
  14. Re:Launch Date on Microsoft and MTV to Launch Music Service · · Score: 1
    You'll be lucky if you can still hear music by the time they actually get this launched.
    This is a story about Microsoft teaming up with MTV. What music are you talking about?
  15. Re:The best way to quit IMO: on Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I had that meeting myself, but I just used my inside voice. It sort of branched off during the one-on-one meeting when I was informed that I wasn't on the bad list, but I wasn't on the good list, either. Using my inside voice, I had my own meeting in which I discovered that
    • I only had two lists, and
    • they weren't on the good one
    My new job is on my good list.
  16. OSS Class? on What Makes an OSS Class Work? · · Score: 1

    I don't know what all the fuss is about. The only tricky part about your OSS class is how strict its terms on. Some OSS classes will only have public:protected: sections. Of course, with multi-licensing, your OSS class can have both public: and protected: sections. But you have to carefully read the fine print if you want to derive any private classes from it.

  17. Re:Angst does not go well with Hitchhiker's on Hitchhiker's Guide Reviewed · · Score: 1
    The other problem is Ford Prefect, Mr. Sarcasm in the originals is practically a non-entity and not especially funny when he does exist.
    I didn't think they had sarcasm on Betelgeuse. Maybe he just wasn't concentrating.
  18. Re:Too Many Factors on Is Leasing Really Worth It? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Snark aside, this really isn't an issue where you should be guided by ancedotal evidence posted to Slashdot. You're working for a Fortune 100 company, for crying out loud--you need a carefully-planned methodology, not a bunch of yammering 'experts' giving you off-the-cuff advice on a very complex problem...
    I used to work for a Fortune 50 company, where these types of decisions were evidently often made based on which vendor had the cutest sales staff.
  19. Re:The actual article on Black Holes 'Do Not Exist,' Contends Physicist · · Score: 3, Funny
    almost no equations
    I guess he didn't know he was supposed to show his work.

    I just have to ask: If you believe there is no blackhole, does that make you an aholist?

  20. worst project on Star Wars Holiday Special Released on DVD · · Score: 1
    Long maligned as the worst project ever associated with the Star Wars universe

    Well, that was before Jar-jar and mitocondria came along.

  21. Serves 'em right on General Motor's EV1 Electric Cars Scrapped · · Score: 1

    for caving into SCOXE like they did.

  22. Re:Workaround on BIOS-Approved PCI Cards For Laptops · · Score: 2, Funny
    # If it's worked, your card should now work. If it hasn't, your laptop is probably dead.
    In this world of ambiguous gray areas, number fudging and touchy-feely subjectivism, I find comfort that I can still definitely know that I have royally screwed something up and void my warranty while doing so.
  23. This just in at the SCOXE board on Yahoo! on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1

    Seeking shareholder comment
    by: bobmims53 02/17/05 12:50 pm
    Msg: 237453 of 237455

    I'm Bob Mims, a business writer for The Salt Lake Tribune.
    I'm looking for shareholder comment on the delisting procedure under way against SCO.
    Please email me at bmims@sltrib.com, and please SHAREHOLDERS only . . . tell me how many shares you currently hold, and for how long you've been a shareholder in SCO.
    Thanks much,
    Bob Mims
    The Salt Lake Tribune
    bmims@sltrib.com
    801-257-8720

  24. Good job on Sir Tim Berners-Lee Named Greatest Briton · · Score: 1

    If it weren't for Sir Berners-Lee and his world wide web, I'd have a fulfilling life. Instead, I'm posting to /.

  25. November? on Belkin Offering Pre-802.11N Products · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heck, we were using pre 802.11N stuff back in the late 80s. It was so 'pre' it would only work reliably if you plugged the other ends of the antenna into other machines in your network.