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  1. Re:Windows Source not really closed? on Schneier on National ID Cards, Key Escrow Locks, E-voting · · Score: 1
    Let's face facts, the chances are good that some buffer underrun can bring a computer to its knees remotely, but what are the odds that it hasn't been fixed and patched sometime ago.
    Fairly high. Imagine someone who knew about this SSL vuln 12 months ago - they could have made gajillions of dollars, if they exploited it just right.
  2. Re:Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. on Take Me Home, I'm Drunk · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can attest that I and my friends were completely smashed when the idea came to us that we should all throw our phones at the floor and see which one bounced higher
    Is this an example of technology starting to resemble its owner?
  3. Re:Brad needs a lawyer on AmEx vs. rec.humor.funny · · Score: 2, Interesting
    IMO, most lawyers are just looking for an easy settlement anyways. Use a 'bot to dig the internet for 'infringements', send out 10K letters, get 5 settlements for 25K each?
    It's ironic that you are describing spam-onomics, and the first ever spam was sent by a firm of lawyers.
  4. Quick on Passive E-Mail Monitoring Leads To Arrest · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've often wondered just how fast their turn-around time was once you started using words like Great Satan, infidels, chemical, Bin LaCARRIER LOST

  5. Re:Landmine? on British Chicken-Warmed Nuke · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Landmine" is a bit of a misnomer - these devices were designed to be planted in the ground on the plains of Germany, and detonated by remote control if there ever came a time when the Sovs were in control of that area.

    Currently, Israel deploys nuclear landmines and I'd guess they're not alone. Shrub's apparent penchant for tactical nukes would suggest that there's going to be more random nuclear weapons in the future too.

    Personally, I want to see a nuclear Dambuster's bomb, in time for the next world stone skimming contest.

  6. Re:I think I found it on 500 EURO reward for finding car by finding laptop · · Score: 1

    That is a truly depressing site for anyone who dreams of owning a fantastic car but can't afford it. The majority of those photos are blatantly the result of some fat sweaty rich guy who can barely drive stacking his car out of easy corners - Like knobby UK footballers who have egos bigger than their paychecks and laugh when they smash their F50s into lamp posts.

    It's like giving a beowulf cluster in a tier 1 datacentre to a spammer.

    I cry.

    QV500.com is a nice site if you like seeing cars in their proper shape.

  7. Re:Ideaflood = who? on Subdomains Part Of The Patent Frenzy · · Score: 1

    Follow the money - Brian Shuster is involved in IdeaFlood. Brian Shuster is a notorious pr0n webmaster, and the guy who patented pop-ups.

  8. IP - the new battleground. on Subdomains Part Of The Patent Frenzy · · Score: 2, Informative
    The same company (IdeaFlood) has on its press release page a release dated November last year in which they detail their claim to pop-ups spawned "onexit". The patent they refer to was issued 2002, and filed 1998, by some joker who then assigned it to these modern-day racketeers.

    Am I the only person who was on the internet pre-1998? Every day I see a patent relating to things that were plaguing us in 1995, and a company that honestly believes they can claim "2% of... the $9.5bn income this method generates".

    Puhh-lease.
  9. Alternatively... on Need a Job? Move to India · · Score: 4, Informative
  10. Nemesis on Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong · · Score: 2, Funny

    He better watch out for TED-209

  11. Mars Rovers on CMU First To Qualify For DARPA Grand Challenge · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Just out of curiosity, how well would the rovers' "route picking" routines cope with this challenge?

    I read that the operator says "go from here to here" and the onboard 'AI' chooses the best route in a 3d visualisation - is this software open-source, and could it be used in this challenge? I can't see any major differences, other than the relative lack of parked cars on Mars (2 pathfinders and a beagle, iirc)

    Should DARPA have emailed NASA before starting this? ;)

  12. Re:The Big Hurdle on Ripping DVDs to Handhelds = Fair Use? · · Score: 2, Funny
    video iPod
    PowerPod
    /me runs off to trademark office...
  13. Funny on Searching the 'Deep Web' · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Google's always been good enough for me.

  14. Re:Bill in the Shadows on More on Recent SCOings On · · Score: 1
    Also, did you notice at the bottom of the story the "white papers" claiming savings in running MS servers rather than Linux servers? These same "white papers" have been linked from other SCO stories on C|Net.
    /. runs the MS adverts about Win2K3 having a lower TCO than Linux.

    It's all just marketing crap.
  15. Re:Why this is more FUD on SCO Names 1st Lawsuit Target: AutoZone [Updated] · · Score: 1
    Take a look at the headlines in the news articles about this case on google news. All along the lines of "SCO Sues AutoZone Over Use of Linux"
    Well, yes, because you searched for SCO Linux... Look, Microsoft causes cancer!

  16. Re:This just in on Super Tuesday Not So Super For Electronic Voting · · Score: 1

    Funny, CNN have D13B0L|)_5uXX0r5 in the lead.

  17. Re:Microbes? I doubt it. on NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings" · · Score: 1

    You said [paraphrasing] there's not really any way to detect life...

    I said you were wrong, there is really a way to detect life. I agree with the rest of your statements. You were just wrong in a "Is there a way: Yes/No" kind of binary fashion.

  18. Re:Religion on NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings" · · Score: 1
    the wheels did not turn about as the creatures went. their rims were high and awesome
    23" chromes, baby. They were driving Escalades...
  19. Re:Microbes? I doubt it. on NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings" · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately you are 100% wrong.

    They have cameras. Life can demonstrably be seen on cameras, if sufficiently large (and opaque).

    Ergo, you are wrong. Sorry.

    I'm not saying we'll see a picture of ALF, but it is a possibility, and it would be wrong to completely discard the concept.

  20. Re:Really? on How The CIA Duped The Soviets' Line X Network · · Score: 1
    Probably fake. The text is cyrillic but grammar is horrible.
    It was written by Americans... The site it's on is very reliable, and I have no reason to believe it's anything other than a photomicrograph of a real digital VAX IC...
  21. Re:'Quotes' on Do Your $20 Bills Explode In the Microwave? · · Score: 1
    He did a special where he claims that all presidents past and present meet at Bohemiam Grove, worship an owl god, and sacrifice children
    Apart from the children bit, he's not far wrong you know. There is an elite club up there where successful and powerful people do weird things involving an owl effigy. It's no more freaky than Freemasons, Skull and Bones or the Hamburglar Fan Club though.
  22. Re:Really? on How The CIA Duped The Soviets' Line X Network · · Score: 1
    As someone coming from behind the Iron Curtain, I can assure you that the -3/ is actually correct. The soviet engineers cloned processors down to the microscopic scale. There have even been clones of Intel processors with the (c) Intel part right on the silicon! You can bet that the pipeline system was cloned down to the single valve.
    Digital even inscribed "VAX - when you care enough to steal the very best" into the silicon mask of one of the chips in Cyrillic. See here for a picture.
  23. Re: Issues on Star Wars DVD Cover Art Leaked · · Score: 4, Funny
    French-style slashdotting!!
    Freedom Slashdotting, please.
  24. Re:Game developer #1 and #2 on Rockstar Announces GTA San Andreas · · Score: 1

    So? I didn't see anyone complaining when Star Wars 5 and 6 were filmed on the same cameras, using the same actors, and the same principles of cinematography as Ep4.

    Keep 'em coming Rockstar. When developers radically alter a winning formula (as opposed to the subtle but excellent GTA3 > GTA:VC mods) it's never pretty.

    As mentioned elsewhere, GTA4 can sit back and wait for the next gen of consoles quote happily.

  25. Re:Not very important for me on Sun Agrees to Talk to IBM over Open Sourcing Java · · Score: 4, Funny
    Actually, the question -- or the worry -- is more around how to prevent somebody from forking Java and kill the "Write Once, Run Everywhere" idiom.
    Hmm, wonder who the "somebody" could be