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Subdomains Part Of The Patent Frenzy

Colonel Angus writes "Web Hosting Industry is carrying a story about a company called Ideaflood that has been sending out letters to web hosting firms claiming that they own a patent on subdomains and are claiming a license needs to be purchased to continue to use them. This is reminding me of the hyperlink patent from a couple years back." Maybe Frank Weyer will ask them to wrestle.

356 comments

  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

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  2. Reminds me of SCO. by moberry · · Score: 1

    "This is reminding me of the hyperlink patent from a couple years back." Also reminds me of thr SCO "snafu" that still isnt worked out.

    1. Re:Reminds me of SCO. by thefinite · · Score: 2, Funny
      Do you mean the copyright SCO thing with which the US PTO is not involved at all?

      Then, if it was just the common stupidity they shared here, yeah, I see the similarity.

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  3. Re:Over and Over and Over by SirGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The problem is that if it isn't patented already, then they can patent it. Screw any "prior art" that isn't in the patent database. That is the ONLY source of data that they use.

    They can't fathom that someone wouldn't patent something even if it is totally trivial/common sense.

  4. Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What am I missing here? Isn't DNS by definition hierarchical? What does their patent claim?

    1. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I heard, that is how DNS works. But technically, shouldn't they go after ICANN and Network Solutions since ever .com is truly a subdomain from the root servers?

    2. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      from reading a quick glance thru thier patten, it apears that they are pttening the use of subdomains for thepurpose of sorting email and thwarting junk spam. they state were a user email will use a name @singlar domain they use a plurality of domains.

      i guess if you just own the domain and use the subs to distinguish servers yuo wouldn't be using thier patten? i think it sliped thru because of the emphasis on for sorting ans anti junk mailing.

    3. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      well after looking futher into thier site,

      6,687,746
      http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Pars er?Sect1=PT O2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r =1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=Brian.INZZ.&s2=Shust er.INZZ.&OS=IN/Brian+AND+IN/Shuster&RS=IN/Brian+AN D+IN/Shuster

      looks like they have a patten on a dns server so maybe thats were it comes from.

    4. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh my GOD! The patented DNS!

      You Bastards!

      I won't pay. No, no, no. Anyone got a complete /etc/hosts for me?

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    5. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people insist on putting spaces in hyperlinks?

      Are you retarted? or is there something that I'm missing?

    6. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      Are you retarted? or is there something that I'm missing?

      Both actually...

      Why do people insist on putting spaces in hyperlinks?

      I see this question too often. So pay attention children, cause I don't want to repeat this 9000 more times.

      Slashdot inserts random spaces intentionally to prevent the "wwwwwwwide" exploit on their system, and the parent didn't post an actual hyperlink so much as an IRL. A hyperlink would look like this:

      <A HREF="http://whatever.com">link</A>

      And it would show up like this: link

      But most people don't bother to do that when they cut and paste IRL's into their text, and Slashdot has to insert the spaces or else you get a hideous side-scrolling effect that messes up the format of the page.

      Now you know.

  5. Patenting an RFC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    prior art = November 1987

    And in other news, tomorrow, I'm patenting the misspelling of referrer in electronic comunication.

    1. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 2, Funny
      And in other news, tomorrow, I'm patenting the misspelling of referrer in electronic comunication.

      And I'll patent your "comunication" misspellings.

    2. Re:Patenting an RFC? by LMCBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      why...that's brilliant! Finally I can realize my dream of never again seeing the word "loose" written when "lose" is intended! By patenting it, I can simply charge a fee equal to my annoyance at the sight of that extra little o. Say, 50 grand per incident.

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    3. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't patent a reeferer. I'm holding some prior art sparking away in my hand as I type this.

      *Slow motion smoke cloud exhaled*

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    4. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would also like to cite Stat Quo, a music artist, who "been blowin' that chronic before ni99a met Dre." This refers to when he met "Dr. Dre" back in 1997.

      Thomas Jefferson also reportedly enjoyed weed.

      Lastly, Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch, who knows a lot about grass.

    5. Re:Patenting an RFC? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's prior art of a domain being specified. This patent is about automatically creating a subdomain for each user. The difference? I imagine they had to do some significant work to make their server do that at the time it was filed. Good patent? Eh I don't think so. But it doesn't shock me a whole lot that it was granted.

      The real question is: Should patenting how a website works be allowed? Should you be able to patent using a bunch of features together for a spcific result? In the physical world, I can see that... but in the digital world, well that's a heck of a lot tougher to answer.

      I remember a few years ago somebody told me that a company (RCA?) patented drawing a single character on a TV. That's right, if you made a TV that told you on-screen what channel you were on, you had to license it. It seems so ABSURD these days. Back then, though, they were the first to do it, and it was probably a rather tough situation to solve seeing as how they had to design circuits for it for the first time. I bet back then the general thought was "uhh... but TVs show characters if they're part of the broadcast!" It really did change how TVs work, though.

      I'm not really sure how I feel about this topic. I can see the value in patents. I mean, if I do some grunt work that would benefit everybody, and have a patent to insure that I get paid for it, well it really makes me want to innovate. But, at the same time, if I want to go do something obvious and I step on somebody else's toes... well gee. That makes me NOT want to go into that market at all. Does 'fixing' the patent system create winners or losers?

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    6. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's prior art of a domain being specified. This patent is about automatically creating a subdomain for each user.

      So if a human does it, it is not covered. But if a machine does it, it is covered?

      Workaround: Hire somebody in a 3rd world country for 20 cents an hour to create subdomains for each new user account. The joy of globalism. Next!

    7. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think a reasonable system would have to come from two major modifications of the current patent system:

      1. Patent applications should be more thoroughly researched, so things don't fall through the cracks that already exist, are general knowledge, etc.

      2. All patents should expire. This would mean you still have an incentive to invent things, since you do get money, but you get incentive to Keep inventing things, instead of growing old on the money from your very first idea, selling the patent with the rest of your estate, and letting your grandchildren (who, i'm sure are very cute, but hardly inventors) cash in on the benefits ad nauseum.

      If you have a problem with not getting a perpetual supply of money from your idea, no matter how great it is, well, that's rather unhealthy, I think.

    8. Re:Patenting an RFC? by TEMMiNK · · Score: 1

      It would make sense for the company to be able to patent the process by which something is done, not the output - ie, the circuitry that displayed the number but not the displaying of the number itself, otherwise no-one would try to make new more efficient ways of doing things because they would be in violation of patent : eg. you can patent an engine design but not the concept of 'powering a vehicle'.

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    9. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Laebshade · · Score: 0
      I'm not really sure how I feel about this topic. I can see the value in patents. I mean, if I do some grunt work that would benefit everybody, and have a patent to insure that I get paid for it, well it really makes me want to innovate.
      You really don't know the value of patents. Patents were originally created to promote innovation (which you seem to want to do). But in order to do that, patents had to have a time limit. I remember reading about someone on here mentioning how everytime when the Mickey Mouse trademark comes up for expiring period, it somehow gets automagically renewed. As for the topic, I believe it's absurd to grant a patent for this. I also believe it's absurd to grant a software patent. And of course you say, "WHAT WHAT!?". Yes, I believe in freely available software in any form not just open-source.
    10. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1: far out

    11. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Lozzer · · Score: 1

      My ISP has been offering something similar since at least 1996 (when I signed up). Every user gets the <username>.powernet.co.uk domain for their mail.

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    12. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Jon+Pryor · · Score: 1

      Patents do expire. They only last 20 years from the date of application. Which is still an eternity for the computer industry, but it's still for a limited time. Copyrights, on the other hand, look like they're set to last an eternity, since Congress keeps extending the lifetime of copyrights retroactively...

      In fact, the patent situation has improved (somewhat) over the past decade. Previously, patents could remaind "hidden" for decades; Google for "Submarine Patents".

    13. Re:Patenting an RFC? by rainman_bc · · Score: 0

      Remember Amazon's deal? They sued over the "one click" checkout. It's already happened successfully.

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  6. Patent claims like this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just piss me off. This is obviously nothing more than an attempt to get a bit of fast cash. It's just as bad as the person that deliberately slips on some ice outside a shopowners store and then sues them for millions due to physical anguish.

  7. They can have this one. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny

    kiss.my.org

    1. Re:They can have this one. by nfras · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did you realise that you could register a similar domain in the Cook Islands and have kiss.my.co.ck?

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    2. Re:They can have this one. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Ideaflood can have this one too, which has probably "existed" longer than their patent.

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    3. Re:They can have this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going after you for trademark infringemeny (infringement even) because your hostname is too similar to my hostname: kiss.my.ass

    4. Re:They can have this one. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Minor Improvement:

      ideaflood.can.kiss.my.big.hairy.org.an

    5. Re:They can have this one. by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      I've long thought that this would be ideal for "sucks..." sites:
      acmewidgetssucks.co.ck

      All the prestige of a .co, all the insult of a "sucks" site, with the added bonus of boosting the Cook Islands economy! It's win, win!

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  8. Poof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There goes that plan for porkrinds.slashdot.org.

    Damnit...

  9. Just ridiculous... by bc90021 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    "Business method patents that cover software programs weren't legal until a few years ago," Dicig says, "so there is no comprehensive way for the PTO to search for software and computer-related technology that's already been invented, other than that described in patents and published applications. For instance, if the patent office didn't know about WordPerfect 1, it could issue a patent on word processing because it has no way to know that word processing was already invented."

    I'm sorry, but this is just a ridiculous argument. Firstly, the USPTO must use technology to some degree, so if someone visited "news.yahoo.com" two years before this patent was ever issued, they've got their prior art right there.

    Secondly, what kind of organisation is restricted to only doing research with its own prior body of work? Can you imagine if every doctor in the country called the CDC when they saw their first flu patient? (Doctor: Quick! There's this new disease I've never seen before and it completely debilitates the patient!)

    As I said, just ridiculous.

    1. Re:Just ridiculous... by greenskyx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wouldn't www.yahoo.com actually be a subdomain or even gopher.yahoo.com or ftp.yahoo.com?

    2. Re:Just ridiculous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yahoo.com is merely a subdomain of com. com is a subdomain of . (ok that's a stretch)

    3. Re:Just ridiculous... by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 2, Informative

      well, since .com and .org are considered "top level domains", it's possible that even just yahoo.com or slashdot.org could be considered subdomains.

    4. Re:Just ridiculous... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I'm sorry, but this is just a ridiculous argument. Firstly, the USPTO must use technology to some degree, so if someone visited "news.yahoo.com" two years before this patent was ever issued, they've got their prior art right there."

      Not exactly the same. The patent is in the server automatically setting up subdomains for users as they sign up. News.yahoo.com is not a good example. However, if Slashdot was setup so that typing in NanoGator.Slashdot.Org brought up my stats list, well that'd be more like what the patent covers.

      Did they do it first? I dunno. I doubt it. However, I can envision a situation where they wrote all the code to make that work, and some PHB saying "what the hell, just file a patent. If we get it, neat!" If nobody else did that before them, then I can see the USPTO allowing it.

      Now, before you point your pitchfork at me, understand that I'm *not* saying it's right. I'm not saying they should be able to do it. I'm not saying it's legit, etc. I'm just saying I can see how it probably came about. This was probably something that was filed before the internet really took off.

      The nice thing is that if they get too aggressive about it, there'll be a court smack-down. Personally, I wish there was a check and/or balance so that it didn't involve a nasty agressive court case to suss it all out. Small companies really can't get into this sort of mess. Either it should be tougher to get a patent, or there needs to be a way found that means the first patent case is not expensive for either side to get into unless... Well I dunno. Sorry I don't have all the answers heh.

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    5. Re:Just ridiculous... by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you technically call something like this automatic subdomain creation, at which point automatic subdomain creation specifically for the purpose of user accounts becomes simply a matter of usage? In light of this, what actually constitutes a "subdomain"? Did this company actually use the word "subdomain"? I don't think that's a formal definition.

      There has to be some kind of technicality they can be caught on. This is just so infathomable.

    6. Re:Just ridiculous... by revmoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People have been doing this with mod_vhost_alias with Apache for AGES.

      Of course, I don't think anyone needs to get their panties in a wad over this, there are plenty of junk 'IP' corporations out there that are just paper tigers. They never actually do anything, and when it comes to court they (almost) always lose.

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    7. Re:Just ridiculous... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      When did Tripod and some of the other free web hosts set up automatic subdomains (since *automatic assignment*, not subdomains per se, seems to be the issue here) for web accounts -- 1998? earlier? later?? When did 1and1.com's signup start issuing automatic subdomains for each account, anyone know? Cuz they sure as hell aren't handling 2.5 million accounts *manually*.

      For that matter, when did subdomains first appear? Someone had to have scripted automatically creating subdomains shortly thereafter -- and I'd guess that was at the dawn of networking.

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    8. Re:Just ridiculous... by Jack+Porter · · Score: 1
      However, if Slashdot was setup so that typing in NanoGator.Slashdot.Org brought up my stats list, well that'd be more like what the patent covers.

      It appears that slashdot does use a wildcard entry for *.slashdot.org, and changes section accordingly...

      games.slashdot.org
      yro.slashdot.org
      apple.slashdot.org
      NanoGator.slashdot.org

    9. Re:Just ridiculous... by Sanity · · Score: 1
      The patent is in the server automatically setting up subdomains for users as they sign up. News.yahoo.com is not a good example. However, if Slashdot was setup so that typing in NanoGator.Slashdot.Org brought up my stats list, well that'd be more like what the patent covers.
      IIRC Demon Internet in the UK has been doing exactly this for years (your computer would get a fixed IP address with hostname .demon.co.uk).
    10. Re:Just ridiculous... by iainl · · Score: 1

      The article says that the patent is dated '99, and Demon were definitely doing this long before then. Most of the other ISPs of the time did it, too.

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    11. Re:Just ridiculous... by nfotxn · · Score: 1

      Their patent is about automatically assigning users a subdomain. That's why they're trying to sell licenses to ISPs and not everyone who uses DNS.

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    12. Re:Just ridiculous... by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Long before Yahoo.com was ever reged.

      Nearly every government agentcy made heavy use of subdomains. The idea behind domains was to make a machine readable marker.

      Email addresses looked like:
      user@office.department.school.edu

      or
      Stuffit@computer.labroom.building.government agentcy.gov

      Etc...

      The thought that domain names should be HUMAN readable came about as part of privitizing the Internet.

      I believe the Internet yellow pages that was replaced by Yahoo was a subdomain hosted web server.
      The legacy www.server.com we have today comes from a day when web servers were a minnor thing added on to a more important system and the system admin didn't want the web server to disrupt the main service.

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    13. Re:Just ridiculous... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Demon has been doing this for years and the first ISP I used in the time before the web existed already did this. Prior art should not be difficult.

  10. Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by Surazal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ya know, up until I saw this I was against blanket tort reform (ya know, the price of overreaction and such).

    Screw it. I'm overreacting.

    However, some little rational side of me asks this question: Do patent laws really have this much teeth? Some evidence I've been seeing lately implies it may not...

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    1. Re:Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by yintercept · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just hope the merger and acquisition department at SCO is keeping tabs on these valuable garbage intellectual property firms. Imagine if SCO (the owners of linux), IdeaFlood (who owns subdomains), that group that owns the patent to hyperlinks, and all the rest of the garbage IP claims got together...why, they could sue the world. Think of the value of the stock of that company!!!!

    2. Re:Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      IP Voltron! Assemble!

    3. Re:Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by Surazal · · Score: 1

      You see, I have experience in escaping the IP Voltron Giant Robot. In its attempt to destroy the American Way(TM), I stepped in and saved the world from destruction from an anti-libertarian evil force bent on world domination.

      Ya, really, I did that. Really. I swear.

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    4. Re:Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Que up some cheezy 80s cartoon sound effects for this one:

      "Copyright!"
      "Trademarks!"
      "Trade Secrets!"
      "Patents!"
      " 'IP!' " -- The kid with "Heart" had a really lame power too didn't he?

      "When your powers combine they form Captain Nocompetition!"

      "Go Nocompetition!!"

  11. Burn! by JustinXB · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just filed a patent for the process of patenting things.

    I stand to gain millions. Invest in me now or fear my wrath when I have a laser death canon on the mooon!

    1. Re:Burn! by JustinXB · · Score: 1

      Okay, then I owe you $0.

    2. Re:Burn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw, still a bit in the closet, are we?

      It will feel much better to just admit your blatant homosexuality.

    3. Re:Burn! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Justin, since you have a high UID, I'll let you know a Slashdot maxim:

      Don't feed the trolls.

      Also, the 'patent the patent' ad infinitum has been played out long ago.

      You might get some legs from patenting patent patenting, but I'm pretty sure that died a well earned death as well.

      Good luck in your Slashdot career.

    4. Re:Burn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Invest in me now or fear my wrath when I have a laser death canon on the mooon!"

      Cease and Decist! I'm sorry, but you will have to license my laser death canon patent first.

    5. Re:Burn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you've been part of Slashdot for a while, here's another maxim: Submitted stories get rejected all the time. Scooping Slashdot isn't hard, especially for a prolific submitter.

      Just keep hitting "refresh" on the Sci/Tech catagory in Google News, and submit whatever's interesting.

      Oh, and my uid is 52384.

    6. Re:Burn! by name773 · · Score: 0

      when I have a laser death canon on the mooon
      Dr. Evil already beat you to it.

    7. Re:Burn! by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but there's prior art for your laser death cannon.

      Wait, maybe you do mean laser death canon -- is that some kind of orchestral piece that uses bagpipes to focus the laser energy? They're the only instrument evil enough to serve as a weapon of mass destruction.

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    8. Re:Burn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I havn't used a laser death canon, but I've used a laser canon before, pretty nice quality.

      The death models, can they print in color?

    9. Re:Burn! by wild_pointer · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry... but there is a prior art in patenting things... like 5 billions of them!

  12. The future of patents by Openstandards.net · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Does anyone see this rising to a boiling point anytime soon? When will people start lobbying for patent reform?

    I've read comments on this subject from IBM, the largest patent holder in the world, indicating they might even endorse patent reform. Their stance has been that they use patents primarily as a defense, adding that until the system is fixed, they don't have much of a choice.

    This is also putting a rush to patent everything, worse than a gold rush, not so much to profit like these annoying cases, but to build a defense, like IBM does. Only, as we all know, the little guy has little defense. Thus there is both a chill and imbalance on innovation today.

    Is anyone lobbying congress for patent reform? I'd like to know what we can do.

    1. Re:The future of patents by metlin · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, this is where Opensource comes in.

      Patents are usually for very specific things - for example, while describing even a simple thing as a wire, you are expected to mention all alternative terminologies - copper, metal, fiber or any other alternative methods not covered here - you get the idea.

      There are two ways around this mess -

      1. Everyone breaks the patent
      2. We find a way around it

      What better way to do it than as a collective movement of Opensource folks? I'm sure that given any patent, and millions of eyes - workarounds can be found.

      Else, if everyone goes ahead and uses the patent - its not really valid anymore - what are you going to do? Sue 10 million people spread across the world?

      Not the best of solutions, but hey if the patents are ridiculous, this is just something like civil disobedience.

      A shitty patent is like Prohibition - not letting everyone use a common place thing will end up in more mess than ever, and the patent will have to go - plain and simple.

      Thats just my $0.02.

    2. Re:The future of patents by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      The problem is this doesn't affect most people and most people have no knowledge of this whatsoever (most people do not read /.). The general public doesn't care because the general public has no knowledge of it and thus doesn't see the problem. Congress is not going to be concerned about something unless they personally care, the general public cares, whoever donates to their campaign cares. My question is, what can I do, caring about something the general public doesn't give a shit about, that isn't a key issue (I care more about the economy than patent reform) to sway my politician to look into something? Or is the answer (as I fear it is) nothing, until the NY Times prints some articles about it and it affects the general public.

    3. Re:The future of patents by Famatra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While you are cleaning up with patent reform, please don't forget copyright reform too: reduce the length and increase fair use please :).

      The hardest part is finding egregious examples that will make people rally behind the reform effort. Right now patent and copyright law / reforms seem to just bore the general public, need to make it clear how they are being harmed.

    4. Re:The future of patents by Openstandards.net · · Score: 1

      I agree, copyright reform is needed, as well. Yet, I try to keep patent and copyright reform separate in discussions to reduce the temptation to use the phrase "intellectual property", and because their issues are very different, though both very important.

    5. Re:The future of patents by Openstandards.net · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You are absolutely right. Making a case to the general public is the toughest challenge. Yet, if you look at the concerns underlying the patent issues, particularly as we would raise them to congress, they really are concerns for the general public. The challenge is in raising awareness, and helping people understand that they are impacted. Here are what I believe to be some underlying fundamental issues that should concern everyone that cares about the economy or is concerned about job security.

      • Patents are increasingly putting a chill on innovation by discouraging small businesses from taking risk. The risk of a small or medium sized company being sued over a patent claim that should never have been possible is growing, and the primary concern isn't that they won't be legally right, but that they won't have the legal war chest (funds) to be legally right. This decreases jobs and America's competitiveness, two issues central to Americans being able to achieve their dreams, or at least pay their bills. PEOPLE'S TERMS: Current patent policy is decreasing America's competitiveness and causing your jobs to go overseas.

      • Patents resulting for reasons other than innovation are increasing the cost of consumer items created and produced in America. This is in part because patents are, by definition, government created monopolies for their owners. Half-hazardly creating monopolies without any of the justifications laid down by the authors of the constitution and commonly accepted reasons we permit them can have only one end... continual erosion of the economy and equitable price structure. PEOPLE'S TERMS: You're paying too much for goods produced in America, imports are increasing, your jobs are going overseas for no justifiable reason.
    6. Re:The future of patents by femto · · Score: 1
      >, they don't have much of a choice.

      And this suits the patent office just fine. It keeps them in a job.

      It also suits the government just fine. They're making money out of the patent office. Think of the patent system as an 'innovation tax'.

      The government's shortsighted thinking is: Let's extract 10c from this thing now (and kill it in the process), ignoring the fact that we can extract $1000 from it later without killing it and the nation's future.

    7. Re:The future of patents by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1

      > When will people start lobbying for patent reform?

      That is scheduled for Tuesday, 12 March 2120, at the new United Nations world headquarters in Bejing China.

      Note that the schedule is subject to change, depending on the outcome of the earlier protest against the repeal of copyright fair use rights.

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  13. uh? Patent office just screwed themselves. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    http://tarr.uspto.gov/
    http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=login&p_lang =english&p_d=trmk

    etc.

    Dummies. Isn't that like firemen practicing on their own house?

    1. Re:uh? Patent office just screwed themselves. by bc90021 · · Score: 1

      Being part of the government, they're likely to be the first ones to pay the licensing fee, so as not to get sued.

    2. Re:uh? Patent office just screwed themselves. by brgnever · · Score: 1

      >Dummies. Isn't that like firemen practicing on their own house?

      Not really - unlike the patent office, we know what we are doing ;)

      brgnever

  14. 6,270,409 - Method and apparatus for Gaming? by strictnein · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looking at the "patents" they have and I'm really confused. On their (or really Steven's) page they have listed a patent for: PATENT NO: US 6,270,409 - Method and apparatus for gaming

    If you actually look at the text of the patent though, it reads completely different and the patent number is also different. It is patent 6,304,788 and relates to a patent for "Method and apparatus for controlling medical monitoring devices over the internet".

    And now that I look at it, the first patent link is incorrect too. The text states that it is patent #6,389,458 but it links to patent #6,687,746.

    WTF?

    I think this guy is trying extortion, plain and simple.

  15. Patent my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I am patenting my ASS. I will be sending a photo of my ass to IdeaFlood with a cease-and-desist demanding they stop acting like asses or I will have to sue them for infringing on my patent.

    1. Re:Patent my ass by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I am patenting my ASS.

      At this very instant I am reading this from the bathroom while infringing on your patent.

      Sue me.

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    2. Re:Patent my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > I am patenting my ASS.

      At this very instant I am reading this from the bathroom while infringing on your patent.

      Sue me.

      So.. I don't get it.. you are using his ass?

    3. Re:Patent my ass by nfras · · Score: 2

      Ideaflood have already patented their asses, and enjoy having them infringed regularly.

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    4. Re:Patent my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh man, I almost lost a lung there - ROTFLMFFO

    5. Re:Patent my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're sitting on his ass?

    6. Re:Patent my ass by eventhorizon5 · · Score: 1

      He's just borrowing it. He'll return it when finished. Don't panic. ;)

      -eventhorizon

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  16. Ideaflood = who? by mybecq · · Score: 4, Informative
    ideaflood.com says:
    Ideaflood, Inc. has more than 30 patents and patent applications,
    many of which were filed before the US Patent and Trademark Office
    began publishing patent applications, and cover many widely used and
    easily recognizable technologies that make the internet possible and
    profitable. Much of Ideaflood's intellectual property is just as
    central to core internet functions, but operate behind-the-scenes on
    network servers and other back-end hardware and software.

    whois.net says:
    Organization Name: IdeaFlood, Inc
    Name: DOMAIN FOR SALE
    [snip]
    Record Created on........ 1999-11-05

    I say:
    Phooey.

    (PS. We're so big we don't even run our own nameservers!)
    1. Re:Ideaflood = who? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative
      I had hopes that SPEWS was listing their 66.28.153.14 IP, but it's a level 0 listing. The Wayback machine only has the one copy of their site. Loads and loads of references on news.admin.net-abuse.* that peg them as spammers back to 2001.

      Oddly enough, I couldn't find any records of an incorporation under Ideaflood Inc, but I'm not sure how good the sites I was checking are. I wanted to get a list of their directors. (Gee, maybe a dodgy Nevada corporation, what a shock!)

      Ah, bonus! Looks what's running in near them:

      66.28.153.9 server9.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.10 server10.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.11 server11.purefuck.com
      66.28.153.12 server12.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.13 server13.sexmuseum.com
      66.28.153.14 server14.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.15 server15.ideaflood.com
      Pr0n spammers. Oh yeah, I'm sure they have a huge R&D department.
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    2. Re:Ideaflood = who? by Wakkow · · Score: 1

      "(PS. We're so big we don't even run our own nameservers!)"

      Their nameservers point to web1000.com.. "the ONLY FREE U.S. English Language Web Host that has NO ADS AT ALL visible in the body of certain categories of web sites!"

      They sue for subdomains, yet they don't even pay for hosting? That's just classic.

    3. Re:Ideaflood = who? by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

      Follow the money - Brian Shuster is involved in IdeaFlood. Brian Shuster is a notorious pr0n webmaster, and the guy who patented pop-ups.

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  17. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    This reminds me of the time they let a guy patent the wheel in Australia.

  18. FUCK THE LAWYERS by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Jesus, with people like the IP lawyer they quote at the end, it's a wonder there's any innovation left at all.

    "Industries, especially in the information technology space, often develop more quickly than the applicable patents come to light."

    Well, don't you think that this means it's a good time to reform the system? Doesn't the fact that innovation occurs so rapidly negate the value of a first-come-first-serve approach to granting patents?

    "This can be a rude awakening for companies that have not already factored into their business plans the likelihood that someone will come knocking with a patent they may infringe."

    IT companies should not have to operate in fear of frivolous lawsuits from greedy do-nothings. Quoth Bill Gates:
    "If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today's ideas were invented and had taken out patents, the industry would be at a complete standstill today."

    Forgive me if I'm taking this personally, but I'm starting my PhD in molecular biology (and doing significant amounts of software development at the same time), and at the rate the lawyers are moving in on my field, by the time I graduate I'll probably have to take out a patent license to publish my research.
  19. http://yro.slashdot.org/ by donnacha · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Gee, that's an awful nice "yro" you got there. Be an awful shame if anything were to happen to it."

  20. So ... by boarder8925 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All your subdomain are belong to us."

  21. Re:Over and Over and Over by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with the patent office is the same problem we have: They can't be experts in everything.

    The reason software patents makes me sick is because although I can keep track of whether or not I'm copying from anyone, I can't keep track of all the possibilities of all the patents I may someday be accused of violating.

    The patent office itself has the same problem. They can tell if someone else patented the same thing (did they copy?) but they simply don't have resources to tell if some technical thing has ever occured before.

    Sure, we all know about domains, but we're computer nerds. Most people in the patent office could probably not make that claim, just as they couldn't claim to be automobile designers or materials scientists.

    TW

  22. It's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Modern business culture can be reduced to a cheap gangster flick:

    Hand over the dough or I'll plug ya full of lead!

    Except the lead in this case is lawsuits originating from frivolous patents...

  23. look at their patent applications by thenewnoise · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.ideaflood.com/apps.asp

    1. Re:look at their patent applications by AndroidCat · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yeah, I'm looking. I think there's prior art for that too.

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  24. Moronicity... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    I have a friend who expatried himself as he found a job as a patent examiner in Berlin.

    Whenever he is bored, I send him a link to a slashdot US-patent story.

    Let's say he's not bored for long...

  25. Say What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really has to be a joke. This is a general knowledge type deal. How can it be patented?

  26. Oh, shit... by inode_buddha · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I've tolerated PanIP, I'm tolerating SCO (sort of - thanks, PJ), and now this subdomain thing. I'm running low on my tolerance lately and starting to wonder if some people/organizations need to have acceptable behavior beaten into them. You know, like not trying to steal everything in sight. Corporate kleptomania.

    It sure isn't helping anything that what's *legal* varies from what's *ethical*. And then combine that with a clueless USPTO and a pile of ambulance-chasers...

    Sorry, just had to vent it; I'm pissed.

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    1. Re:Oh, shit... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      You're such a softie. Death is the only viable alternative for them.

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    2. Re:Oh, shit... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      No, because death implies that they can't feel pain from the beatings anymore. And yes, shit like this makes me feel that mean.

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    3. Re:Oh, shit... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      How about slow, eternal torture?

      And it's not mean. It's an altruistic love for humanity. These...things...which do this stuff aren't human, they are subhuman slime.

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    4. Re:Oh, shit... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Well, ok... same basic idea and intent.

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    5. Re:Oh, shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mind if I poke you it the belly, stick chop sticks up your nose, wax your legs forcefully? Will that push you over the edge there buddy!
      What then, are you gonna track those bastards down and get them... huh huh huh!!!

  27. Somebody, please, SUE the patent office by Sebby · · Score: 3, Insightful
    To hell with their claims that they don't have enough resources. It's clear that they do not do the job they're paid for, and as such it causes this kind of crap that costs OTHERS to resolve their screw ups.

    I think the PTO should be sued every time a patent that has caused problems becomes invalid after a court case. Then it might just give them an incentive to actually DO their job. Actually, I think the individual examiners should be held responsable; then they're really have an incentive to do it right!

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  28. Examples from the USPTO's Site: by kcb93x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://www.uspto.gov/

    On the left side, under the 'Patents' column:
    'Status' link: http://pair.uspto.gov/cgi-bin/final/home.pl

    and under 'Trademarks':
    'Status' link: http://tarr.uspto.gov/
    'Search' link: http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=login&p_lang =english&p_d=trmk

    So, how long have those been up? Does the USPTO understand what this patent means? It means that even the patent office is in violation of this patent, if it is valid.

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    1. Re:Examples from the USPTO's Site: by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do YOU understand what this patent means?

      It's not a patent on "subdomains," it's a patent on automatically GENERATING subdomains. A pretty specific practice.

      I'm pretty sure that tess2 is not a user of uspto.gov whose patent site was automatically generated when she signed up. Ipso facto, they're NOT in violation of the patent.

      I should patent not reading the fucking article. I'd make a killing on slashdot.

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    2. Re:Examples from the USPTO's Site: by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Hey,

      Hopefully they'll sue the shit out of verisign for their sitefinder site. Appears to me that SiteFinder would be covered by this patent? Am I right?

      Sick the two assholes on each other, hopefully they will take each other out in the battle...

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    3. Re:Examples from the USPTO's Site: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely this is pretty easy to get round? Just remove the automated part of it, i.e. have the user click on a button that says "generate a subdomain using my name".

      Naich

  29. No recent mention of SCO and by estate · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ideaflood just isn't in their league

  30. What are you doing by KalvinB · · Score: 2

    with that man's ass in the bathroom?

    I don't think it's a lawsuit that's in order.

    Ben

  31. furthermore... by Sebby · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As somone else stated, if these application were provided to the public for inspection, they'd have more than enough 'resources' to deal with the applications.

    Open-Source Patent Examination anyone?

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    1. Re:furthermore... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice idea, but it would be abused too. I think it's safe to say that people would "find" evidence of their own prior art. And then maybe sue for copyright infringement - sorry, "IP theft" - and loss of market due to their competitor publishing "their IP". It would get ugly real fast.

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    2. Re:furthermore... by Sebby · · Score: 1
      "It would get ugly real fast."

      Isn't that how you could define the current situation?

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    3. Re:furthermore... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      As somone else stated, if these application were provided to the public for inspection, they'd have more than enough 'resources' to deal with the applications.

      You mean they're not?

  32. Qualifications to work at patent office by Openstandards.net · · Score: 2

    Due to the USPTO's current high demand to patent everything under the sun, they have been increasingly outsourcing their positions to Mayotte, having a workforce that "fits the qualifications of our most rigid analysis positions", cites one top official. That same official said that due to some difficulties in getting the children in the country Internet access, however, they probably won't be able to surpass the 90% outsourcing objective they recently peaked at.

    1. Re:Qualifications to work at patent office by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Being a patent clerk sounds like a really interesting job to me. Think about it...seeing all of those ideas passing across your desk.

  33. Re:Over and Over and Over by metlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that).

    Its not their duty to make sure that its upheld - if its not, its _your_ problem - as an applicant.

    However, within the limited scope of their resources (and intellect), they issue as many patents as they can simply because they can. If its a bad one, its going to be dragged to court at some point or the other and shot dead. If not, great, you have great IP on your hands.

    Ofcourse, I can see the flaw in this that corporates can bully the less powerful - but hey! Thats corporate Amerika for you.

  34. Here's my license by davmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I own a server, and it has subdomains on it. In fact, I think I'll go create a few dozen more subdomains. And this is my personal and public invitation for Ideaflood to suck my big fat wingy-wang.

    I've said it before (mostly about SCO) and I'll say it again...

    Those who can, innovate.
    Those who can't, litigate.

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    1. Re:Here's my license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and those who are really good, actually invent.

    2. Re:Here's my license by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Really?

      So what's the solution for those who CAN, and whose ideas are used all over the place without their consent?

      Pouting?

      Patents are designed to protect research and development. They're designed to make things fair and to promote innovation. They work in that respect in every other industry, and if a company's R&D team comes up with an idea that the others HAVE to implement, they license it. Hence, intermittant wipers. Hence, the CD mechanism.

      Why is it that software patents are this hated entity? Why aren't we willing to pay for great ideas, like we are in other fields of engineering? Why isn't there some expert group to decide when something is a good, innovative patent (like MP3 or the iPod interface) and when something is a bad, no-shit patent (the hyperlink).

      Incidentally, if you'd read the article, this patent is not on "subdomains," but on automatically creating subdomains. Which is a pretty clever idea. If Ideaflood had actually developed a technology around it, I'll bet a lot of people would use it. DNS/Webserver integration is a very cool thing, the two go hand in hand for webhosts. I'd be willing to pay a $10 license fee for that, if Ideaflood had actually come up with it, and I'm pretty sure they didn't.

      I'm not sold on the idea that all information should be free. There have been times at work when I've sat staring at a problem for days and found a solution to a common issue that I've never seen before. Generally, I just post it to a newsgroup, but I like the feeling that if I ever had that perfect integration system pop out of my brain one day, I could get some money for it. After all, I don't stare at computers for 12 - 16 hours a day because I like the pasty white colour of my arms. I do it because I get paid for it, and I enjoy it more than construction.

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    3. Re:Here's my license by davmoo · · Score: 1

      In some ways I do agree with you.

      My objection to sofware patents depends on how they are executed.

      In every other industry, to patent something you can't just gee-whiz-lets-try-to-cover-everything. You've got to actually draw out your idea and show how it works, and show why its original.

      If a company creates an original piece of software, I'm all for them being able to patent it, copyright it, sell it, make money, etc, for their specific implementation.

      But I do not believe in patents that only cover general ideas or algorithms.

      When a mechanical engineer develops some neat new part for a bridge, does he also gain rights to the screws and steel that he used to make it with?

      Software patents and business method patents are the only two areas I am aware of where our fearless leaders will let someone patent the f**king obvious.

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  35. Is this wrong? by dacarr · · Score: 1

    I just dared them to sue me. I wonder if that was wise....

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    1. Re:Is this wrong? by Praedon · · Score: 1

      Nope.. I just did too.. but I posted the exact email I sent them on Slashdot.. they have no case.

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    2. Re:Is this wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a waste of time unless you have a domain name server which automatically generates subdomains relative to user names. Hence, calling adduser also adds a subdomain record for the user into the DNS.

      You did at least prove to them that there will be a bunch of irrate open source freaks attacking them.

      You also did provide them with some fire power in court in case the FSF or others take this case on. Basically, it lacked any form of maturity and rationalism. You've just helped them be able to stand up in court and say "Can you actually accept the testimony of these slashdot people, they apparently can't even read". Although it wouldn't have any legal impact, it would in fact hurt the credibility of people who can be directly associated to the slashdot scene.

      So Congrats...

      BTW, just because you might be able to write a web site, maybe even understand parser design, construction of annoated abstract syntax trees, code generators and optimizers, it doesn't mean you understand the legal process. Legal process = Politics. Remember in the future that when you state your arguments, often it is best to pretend that you're talking to the father of your girl friend for the first time and trying to get the facts right and know your limits.

  36. Re:Over and Over and Over by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is: what kind of moronic lawyers pick up cases like this? There's really no hope of winning something like this, all that will happen is there will be a long, drawn-out hearing and appeals process with people citing obvious prior art and the judge having a good laugh.

    I know a lot of lawyers only get money if they win and occaisionally gamble on a big case in the hopes that statistics will keep their business going in the long run. But a case like this has no hope of making any money.

    Personally, I think that lawyers need to have something of a deterrant to bringing up frivolous lawsuits (as happens so often in the US, from what I can tell). I'm sure there is a protocol for this in place, but it's obviously not working. Any ideas?

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  37. Ideaflood doesn't own that patent... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is no way that Ideaflood owns the patent on Subdomains. Remember, Al Gore invented the Internet. He owns all the patents on these technologies, and I know for a fact, from extremely reliable sources, that he did not transfer ownership of these patents to Ideaflood. I have bulletproof evidence: Two people, who claim not to know each other, both told me the same thing one day.

    1. Re:Ideaflood doesn't own that patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who was the idiot that marked this as Troll?!?!? It's funny!

  38. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  39. Re:Over and Over and Over by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > They can't be experts in everything.

    I dunno. It seems anymore they aren't experts in ANYTHING. :)

    One would like to think that with their 6,500 employees and 1.3 billion dollar budget (in 2003) there would be at least ONE person that actually reads the applications would have some basic awareness of the world and be able to react appropriately. Or hell, even ask a question.

    6,500 people is simply too great a number for the entire organization to be so grossly ignorant. There has to be ONE person at least, right? :)

  40. Re:Over and Over and Over by sisco · · Score: 0

    So can I patent the number 7? It's a good number. Plus, how many people can really avoid using it? Sure, you could represent it in different ways... 4+3, 2+5, 1+6, .0001+6.9999....
    but that would get old quickly. And just think about how many times it is used!!

    Besides which, I'm pretty sure that nobody else has patented the number 7 yet.

    What about the English language? Anybody have a patent on that? I can just see it:

    "Excuse me Mr. Director... you can't direct this movie in English unless you pay me first."

    Let's get real. This is completely silly.

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  41. That's right! by obeythefist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in my day, before these idealfoods people made subdomains, I had fun on all the websites on the internet. I used to go to gov, mil, com, edu and sometimes org.

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    1. Re:That's right! by name773 · · Score: 0

      these idealfoods people
      don't they fight hunger? why would that effect your surfing?

    2. Re:That's right! by identity0 · · Score: 1

      But boy, you had to watch out for cx...

    3. Re:That's right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pity though that "com"s only purpose was to host the internet ad served on the other four.

  42. Re:Over and Over and Over by aweraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I want to know is: what kind of moronic lawyers pick up cases like this?

    Win or lose, they get paid... you don't have to be a good lawyer to get paid. Some lawyers find it hard to get a case at all, so they will jump through hoops on command if someone offers them enough money to do it.

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  43. An Actual Email I Just Sent To Them by Praedon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actual Email sent to steven@ideaflood.com :

    The internet has had subdomains WAY BEFORE YOU FILED...

    You have no case... just like SCO.. wait.. I bet you too
    have linux running as your Server, dont you? Well if you
    can think that you will win with this patent, then you
    must think SCO has a case too.. better go get a license
    from SCO before you get sued as well!

    Also.. go ahead and try to sue me.. I need publicity..
    I have all sorts of subdomains.. Lets see.. www. for
    many of them, as well as irc. and main. and members.

    Yep.. Im guilty of an idea you didn't even think of
    yourself, and took someone elses idea, only because
    no one put a patent in.. because they are not dumb
    enough to actually try to patent an idea like that..

    Its a service on the internet, not a new wave of
    technology...

    The End...

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    1. Re:An Actual Email I Just Sent To Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It would have helped if you had read and understood the patent in question before sending this email to them. Then maybe you could have been able to come up with an intelligently thought out reply instead of this completely off base garbage. It also would have helped if you had given then some idea what in the world you are talking about, because out of the context of this discussion I doubt anyone is going to be able to make much sense of that.

  44. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's an article on the Foundation for Programming Freedom by Richard Stallman titled 'Anatomy of a Trivial Patent'. Read this and you will see how people sneak these patents past the PO.

  45. Re:Over and Over and Over by Marvelicious · · Score: 0

    Hah, I'm gonna patent 1 and 0! All digital media is MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  46. Re:Over and Over and Over by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

    Well, for one they are civil service employees who get there job assignments just after getting their frontal lobotomy. Maybe the USPTO is trying so hard to objectively review patent applications that it ends up ignoring common sense. Maybe, as you're alluding to, there may be some qualification issues.

    I looked at some job listings at the USPTO office, and it looks okay. I'd prefer a little more professional experience for these guys, especially GS-11s and above, but I guess you don't go from famed celebrity computer engineer to patent examiner. http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/ac/ahrpa/ohr/jobs /jobs.htm

    In one circumstance, to apply for a job as a patent examiner for biotechnology and organic chemistry, the applicant must have a four-year course of study leading to a Bachelor's degree from an accredited college or university. The higher you go in rank (GS-7 and above), the academic requirements increment by one year graduate school experience in same or related field.

    Vacancy Announcement for Patent Examiner (Biotechnology and Organic Chemistry)

    The requirements are pretty similar with requirements for other jobs. So, based on this, I default back to my earlier statement about the frontal lobotomy.

  47. Re:Over and Over and Over by metlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I'm not mistaken, its pretty darned hard to patent facts - the only exception I know of is the patenting of genome sequences.

    One of the criteria for patents is that your invention should be new and non-obvious to someone who is skilled in that area - unfortunately, even a highschool kid can prove that 7 or 2+5 or even .0000e-34343 does not require skill, and is neither new nor non-obvious.

    I'll quote from this site -

    You can not patent a scientific principle, an abstract theorem, an idea, a method of doing business, a computer program or a medical treatment.

    The thing is that _even_ if you did get around patenting that stuff, you would not really stand a chance because just about everyone else will go ahead and use it. What are you going to do? Sue half the population of America for using 7?

    Your case will simply be thrown out.

    Patents are usually filed for credit and as a _defense_ - its unfortunate that shitty bastards like Ideaflood abuse the system. But there is nothing they can do, really.

    When the whole world has adopted the system, and when they cannot prove with absolute certainty that they were the first to come up with the idea, their idea will be thrown out.

    Let's get real. This is completely silly.

    I never said it isn't - its just inevitable, thats all. And unfortunate too, ofcourse.

  48. Civil disobedience? by quinkin · · Score: 1
    I think the crux of the matter here is that what ever action we may take, if it is out of step with the political climate, we will end up with siezed assetts and a roommate called "Bubba" (Your MY little puppy now, boy!).

    I can't help but feel civil disobedience is the only way that the masses will be heard. The problem is that they know this and hence target the "easy game" of medium to small businesses - too much invested to take a stand, not enough to fight to the death...

    To any /. reader, and most in the industry, it is obvious that patent reform is required. The problem is that the only groups powerful enough to bribe (sorry I mean lobby) politicians are those exact same groups interested in keeping the status quo. Isn't that right Disney, PanIP, SCOX??

    Q.

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  49. Re:Over and Over and Over by magores · · Score: 1

    I have a friend that works for the government.

    She's not at the Patent Office, but the rules at her Municipal Courts job just might apply for the Patent Office people (and this would be scary)...

    No Internet access allowed.

  50. Somebody, please, SUsE them while you're at it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject says it all.

  51. sigh, it's all about pron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.ideaflood.com/patent_this
    or any other 404 generating string.

    some select quotes...
    o The 458 patent is generally described as covering "exit traffic."
    o hundreds of thousands of web sites (millions by some estimates) have adopted this technology
    o generated several hundred million dollars in revenues
    o Advertising applications...trade visitors with other web sites
    o new offers once they have decided to exit an e-commerce site
    o market segments, online casinos and adult entertainment
    o site operator
    o derive revenue...from just 50% of infringers across the sectors
    o The content of this document is confidential

    which explains the open posting of it on their website.

    http://www.klixxx.com/stories/web/patentthenet.h tm l
    http://www.business2.com/b2/web/articles/0,1786 3,5 13020,00.html
    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3078633/
    h ttp://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/ntbugtraq/2 003-q4/0282.html

    Shuster, Brian Mark
    Shuster, Gary Stephen

    etc, etc, etc, rtfm, seek and ye shall find.
    but ya know, who wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of a porno money stream...

  52. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the funny tidbit is, since noone can 'own' a domain, how can they lay claim to something like a subdomain? All domainnames are property, and remain such, of ICANN, or ICANNs selected registrars (for cctld's).

    good thing they check patents a little better here in europe... or I'dd probably get some major headaches along the way

  53. yro.slashdot.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay up slashdot!

  54. Re:Over and Over and Over by Zerth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, actually there are several dozen people at the patent offices who are knowledgeable about most, if not all, of the subjects that are covered by these silly patents and each takes the time to read them when presented with them.

    They're the janitorial staff and they giggle like mad every time they empty the wastepaper baskets.

  55. Re:Over and Over and Over by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I posted earlier in the thread about the educational background of patent examiners. There are specific patent examiner posts that require education in the field the examiners are working on. For example, there are patent examiners that focus on biotechnology and organic chemistry. Others focus on electrical engineering and semiconductors. So, while patent clerks can't claim to be experts in all fields, they can claim to be automobile designers (mechanical engineers with some aerospace engineering knowledge) or material scientists. Someone in the patent office understands domains.

    So I'm left wondering. I'm thinking that since the USPTO must get a lot of patent applications, the organization probably has a tendency to get overrun. If there aren't enough patent examiners who understand computer technologies, maybe a stack of related patent applications winds up on the desk of some patent examiner who knows mechanical engineering, or perhaps the junior level patent examiners don't really know how to approach the review process since they lack the real-world experience dealing with the technologies they're evaluating.

    Ooh Ooh!! If there's not enough patent clerks, maybe the USPTO will outsource to India!

  56. English translation please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was so ridden with typos, I can't seem to read it. Someone translate, please!

  57. there is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... loosely it's the non implemented idea called "loser pays". If someone brings suit and loses, they pay the opposing sides costs-along with their own of course. It, like most law reform ideas, has plusses and minuses.

    My idea is to bring back dueling, I think it would be cheaper and more effective. Simple attrition would eliminate a slew of over-litiginous bozos.

    Another one I think, that lawyers don't like people to know about, would be to eliminate lawyers minimum fees schedules, making the profession less attractive, and to make it a conflict of interest for anyone with a law degree to be a member of a legislative body. That's a biggee to me, we have legislatures who's only job is totally in their self interest, the idea that by making society and government more complex and ..stupid.. that somehow this is a good thing for everyone. it ain't, it's only good for them. they shouldn't be passing millions of laws all the time, never (hardly) eliminating any already passed. Where's the outside limit on totality of laws passed? There ain't one..

    now, to get back to dueling... :)

    1. Re:there is... by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      [...] make it a conflict of interest for anyone with a law degree to be a member of a legislative body.

      Are you serious??? And instead, who would sit on the legislative body and create laws that apply to all of us? People "from the field" perhaps?? Say, criminal law would be created by criminals? Nice going, Shaggy. :-))

  58. In related news... by Valiss · · Score: 1

    ....the FAA has announced that everyone using the air and oxygen in the air is in violation of FAA code and must pay a breathing tax.

    Yeah, right.

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  59. is "www" technically a subdomain? by howhardcanitbetocrea · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope so, will make the case that much more interesting.

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  60. Dumbass Patents... Reloaded by Teh_monkeyCode · · Score: 1

    I wonder if its time to cash in on that sliced bread patent

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  61. man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your UID is in the 500,000s...don't you think it's a bit soon to start telling others they have a high UID?

  62. Re:maybe it's.... by Marvelicious · · Score: 1

    I can see your point to a degree, but shouldn't software be like patenting a process? On one hand, it is language, so copyright, on the other hand it is a process of manipulating information and therefore patentable. Just playing devils advocate, personally I'm not sure!

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  63. Re:Over and Over and Over by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

    They also look at the references you provide. I know; I got hammered because I provided lots of references, and had to spend months explaining how my work was novel over the referenced documents. If I'd just skipped doing the prior art myself, I would have saved myself a lot of time and legal fees.

  64. Give it a few hours... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    http://ideafloodsucks.systemrecycler.com

  65. A Bit early by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

    Still one or two days to go to April 1. Maybe they thought they needed some practice....

  66. wtf? by narkotix · · Score: 1

    http://www.ideaflood.com/apps.asp
    Method and system for operating a network server to discourage inappropriate use
    how in the fuck can they claim something stupid like that. God if that aint prior art then what is?

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, it's just a shared server, and that's the 404 page of the server.

    2. Re:wtf? by temojen · · Score: 1

      They tried to patent corrupting files?!?!

    3. Re:WTF? by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      And a company which claims to own the internet is on a shared server?

  67. Did even ONE of you RTFA??? by humanerror · · Score: 5, Informative

    Obviously, the submitter didn't bother any more than any of you to follow through to the source...

    The patent is for an automated procedure for licensing sub-domain names via an Internet portal , not on subdomains - the submitter's claim is considerably more absurd than the patent claim, no matter your views on software and business model patents.

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    1. Re:Did even ONE of you RTFA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trend of the average slashdotter not reading the aritcle before posting goes doubly so for patent articles. Apparently its not cool to know what the patent is actually claiming. That way it is much easier to be outraged by the issuing of patents which have obvious sounding titles and abstracts.

    2. Re:Did even ONE of you RTFA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd, Verisign and EVERY OTHER REGISTRAR OF A TLD OR gTLD does that, and has since their inception.

      You DO realize that slashdot.org is a subdomain of the .org TLD, no? :) You DO also realize that they do not and have not done this by hand for some time (or so I should hope!), right?

      In short, this patent is 100% stupid, trivial, and predated by prior art.

      Frankly, I think that the Patent Office NEEDS to quit allowing these insignificant patents that are simply incrimental add-ons (and not even very original ones!) to simple, pre-existing things.

  68. Something else interesting... by glitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try going to http://www.ideaflood.com/youre_a_bunch_of_asswipes

    I think their 404 page is broken =]

  69. Re:Over and Over and Over by name773 · · Score: 0

    you guys and girls are being paid for nothing
    that's because they are in a government that doesn't work errrr... so i've heard

  70. joejob steven@ideaflood.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I would condone anything like that... but it is tempting.

  71. Which patent is this? by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

    They list only two patents that have actually been granted, "Method,apparatus and system for directing access to content on a computer network" (which seems to cover cross-linking between web sites where there's some sort of traffic-exchange system in place, such as ad banners) and "Method and apparatus for gaming" (guaranteeing a minimum payout for gambling.)

    The article doesn't say what patent the letter refers to, if indeed it references an actual patent at all. They have an _application_ for a patent on Method and apparatus for conducting domain name service, whose idea seems to be that ICANN doesn't control subdomains, so you can sell your subdomains yourself as long as you manage it.

    That is, if you own foo.com, you can't really sell "bar.foo.com" to somebody else, at least not using the standard domain registries, because they just don't do that. The solution (running your own domain name server and providing a web site to control it, basically acting like your own TLD) is pretty damn obvious, but not a whole lot more obvious than lots of other patents that have been granted.

    But the thing is, at least as far as I can tell, they don't have a patent yet. They only have an application. Suing people is WAY jumping the gun. It might even be illegal, but IANAL. That patent is over two and a half years old, so it's about time the thing got approved. Maybe it is approved and the USPTO hasn't updated its web site, and ideaflood is being quick off the mark.

    As far as I can tell, the usual advice seems to apply: it's a pointless patent with lots of prior art, so don't cave in and don't send these idiots a penny.

    1. Re:Which patent is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, if you own foo.com, you can't really sell "bar.foo.com" to somebody else, at least not using the standard domain registries, because they just don't do that. The solution (running your own domain name server and providing a web site to control it, basically acting like your own TLD) is pretty damn obvious, but not a whole lot more obvious than lots of other patents that have been granted.

      You can go and buy companyname.uk.com if you can't get companyname.co.uk. Some smart guys bought most of the two-letter .com names...

    2. Re:Which patent is this? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      You can, but it sounds like bad business to me. The point of getting .com is that it's easy for people to find you. If you can't get foo.co.uk, then people looking for you are going to go to foo.co.uk, not foo.uk.com. You'll lose a lot of mail and a lot of customers.

      Same logic applies to obscure TLDs, actually. I get business cards all the time with .ws, which screams, "I wanted to be , but it was taken, and I couldn't come up with another name." Those are usually the business cards that obviously came out of somebody's inkjet printer.

  72. Innovation by phorm · · Score: 2

    Sure, there will be lots of innovation, and it will mostly be in countries that don't have a retardedly broken patent system or just simply ignore U.S. patents.

    It's like the issue with Indian outsourcing. It's all fine and good when corporations save money at the expense of Joe Taxpayer... until there are enough Joe Taxpayers out of work that it notibly affects the economy... there aren't enough Joe Taxpayers paying taxes... or buying products... because they're all of of work or working for barely-scraping-by wage as that's all there is.

    It's the same with patents, innovation will be strangled, but some big corps will profit greatly. Then at some point, the US will realize that they're beating beaten out in the world market, since another country (China perhaps) is making a similar product but with more attractive pricing/features. Then eventually they will notice that they're being beat out in the local market, and finally you end up with 2 results:

    The US becomes the next Rome... where the few profit over the many... until the many become so weak that they are overtaken and the whole deck of cards starts to tumble.

    Massive reform, and not just patents... but most of the legal system, the electoral system, the policing system. Eventually it has to come, or rot will continue to spread from the core.

    Remember, no one person makes up a country, but a lot of those "one persons" (P2Pers, startup companies, outsourced employees) start suffering and the damage becomes more visible.

    1. Re:Innovation by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      I hate to nitpick, but the outsourcing analogy is not a good one.

      Outsourcing=redistribution of labor from among those in strong labor markets to weaker labor markets for regions of similar technical background/qualifications. The 'invisible' hand working at its best, encourage optimization of global production, redistribution of wealth towards poorer nations, and a new phase in worldwide economic integration.

      Patents=government sanctioned tool creating an entry barrier for entrepenurial efforts worldwide. Patents, as an abstract idea, might be good. Patents, as assigned in the American system, and for the durations they are assigned, are atrocious.

      Indeed, a 'feudal' intellectual regime arises (has arisen) whereby most any firm pays a series of 'taxes' in the process of manufacturing nearly anything.

      And, in the case that Microsoft succeds in aggressively using software patents we'll get to see a whole different sort of monopoly abuses.

      I don't buy the U.S. becomes the next Rome analogy. We aren't going down, but we aren't going up, either.

      The rest of the world is going up, and guess what:

      That's going to happen anyways. The U.S. cannot, and will not, represent such a large proporiton of the worlds wealth indefinetly.

      You're pulling a Marx, and the collapse of capitalism just doesn't really happen.

      What does happen is you have drifting towards welfare socialisms, stagnation, and a bizarre cultural relationship between society and the massive public sector.

      Sadly, the welfare state usually ends in the same few profiting over the many. Rather than the strongest profiting, though, you have those with the greatest number of political connections profiting.

      You are WAY too worried about the American economy 'showing' damage. Yes, it does suck if American's loose jobs to outsourcing. Yes, it is sad when anyone looses their job.
      But don't the workers on the other side deserve their jobs, too? Weren't there lives just as difficult (if not substantially more difficult)?

      I'm too tired to keep up my diatribe, and it probably doesn't make that much sense anyway (not at this time of night), but this Patent mess is a government invention, not an necessary aspect of a market economy, and I really don't think Marxist reforms are the answer.

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  73. Dup dup dup story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot owes me dup royalties. I own the patent on dupes.

  74. EV1? by xcfmx · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until EV1-Servers buys a license to protect its customers?

  75. Read their site, they spell it out! by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Here." "if even a small fraction of these applications are granted, a huge number of business methods and technologies that are now widely deployed across the Internet shall in effect become commodities which the patent holder can leverage to extract licensing fees or, in the alternative, damages from infringers."

    They basically say their business model is to crapflood the patent office and see who the can fuck.

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    1. Re:Read their site, they spell it out! by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but their website even has links to articles that bash Internet patents. They know exactly what they are doing, and are proud of it. I would say the founders of this firm deserve to die, but that would be going far too easy on them.

    2. Re:Read their site, they spell it out! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      They basically say their business model is to crapflood the patent office and see who the can fuck.

      They're pr0n spammers. They're experts at crapflooding. And in relation to my current sig, I think it's obvious that they just look at the pr0n and don't actually get any.

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    3. Re:Read their site, they spell it out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buffer overflow at the patent office.

  76. :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHAHAHA!!!!
    I have the @ and the . patent
    This is CRAP... they should name DiarreaFlood

  77. Look on the bright side by Cecil · · Score: 1

    Now exorbitant licensing fees will force stupid websites to give up their 'www.', and, one can hope that as a result they'll fix their virtual host to work if you simply type 'sitename.com' instead of 'www.sitename.com'.

    (P.S.: For the humour impaired, yes patents suck, especially this most ridiculous of patents.)

  78. Bad News for SourceForge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me thinks SourceForge uses automatic creation of subdomains and they may be in trouble if this actually goes through.

  79. An observation on patents and the global economy by grozzie2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When you read about what this patent is all about, it suddenly becomes very clear why there are countries in this world that just refuse to buy into the patent/copyright systems in general. Folks here tend to get wildly upset when the subject of China not upholding patents and copyrights comes up here on /., but, when the USPTO is granting this kind of patent on a daily basis, it's no wonder a growing economy wants no part of it.

    There used to be a set of requirements for the issuance of a patent. Something had to be 'not obvious to an expert in the field' before it became patentable. The USPTO in its current form has made a joke out of the patent system as a whole, and this one is a very clear example. I'm not even an expert in the field, but, i had my own email subdomain (mydomain.somedomain.com) more than 15 years ago. I've still got the reciepts to prove it, so, it will be acceptable as 'demonstrateable prior art' in just about any court in the world, except the courts of the usa. They have converted the patent system into a 'first to apply' concept rather than a 'first to innovate' concept. There is no longer any requirement for uniqueness, or innovation at the USPTO, just 'first'.

    Patents like this one have devalued the system, and value of a real patent, to the point where the time is not far off that more countries are going to reject american patents wholesale. Since it's not possible to filter the mess for 'what is a good patent' and 'what is a bad patent', the whole lot is going to be rejected in total. I for one am already starting to plant the political seeds in my own country to do just that, and this little escapade is great fodder for the cannon. Politicians are not bright at the best of times, but even the densest of them can understand the concept when it's laid out to them. I had email by subdomains laid out and in operation 15 years ago, it's obvious. Today, suddenly it becomes 'licensable' by american patent laws. i dont need my business to be held for ransom by a foreign company that's in the business of 'legal extortion'. The only way we are going to stop this, is to get the ball rolling to make american patents invalid in our country, because today they are upheld.

    The choice in this case is really up to american business. If you want patents to be upheld worldwide, put the value back in them, fix the system. Leave it unchecked with crap like this coming out of the system, and the rest of the world is gonna reject them. it's good for bypassing the crap like this patent, but it's very bad for real innovation that requires real expenditures in research and development.

    This is actually a very fundamental issue in terms of IP laws and protections in a global economy. IP is protected thru patents, and, patents like this paint a very sour color on the whole lot of them. Acceptance of US patents in other countries is an all or nothing deal, and many places have chosen 'none'. I live in a country that has chosen 'all', but, that's going to change if the USPTO doesn't. It has to, because if we continue to honor every patent that comes out of the US patent office, it's only a matter of time till we have to pay a licensing fee just to breathe.

  80. Re:Over and Over and Over by pete6677 · · Score: 3, Funny
  81. Re:Over and Over and Over by inertia187 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'll patent 9, and any number divisible by 9. As such, I'll also own the patent on transposition typos, for example:
    044
    023
    054
    074 < this is a typo, should be 047
    030
    ---
    225 - 198 = 027
    225 is the arrived total. 198 is the previous balance. We expected the new balance to be 0, but have 027. 027 is divisible by 9, so I just need to try transposing each number to see which one brings the balance to 0. If I find it, it's likely to be the error.

    This isn't perfect because two transpositions or other typos would screw up the logic. Please make checks out to Ian Nertia.
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  82. the man behind the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  83. Re:Over and Over and Over by XLawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, the Patent Office is simply overwhelmed. I hear that the practice is supposed to end soon, but patent fees have been diverted to other government agencies, depriving the PTO of resources.

    In the meantime, merely getting a patent can take 18 months. Again, I am told that a patent examiner can spend roughly twenty hours total on each application. That doesn't leave a lot of time for luxuries like common sense.

    With constraints like that, is it any wonder that junk patents get through?

  84. Re:Over and Over and Over by allyourbasebelongtou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's actually much worse than "nothing." "Nothing" would imply (at least) there isn't harm done.

    The trivial CRAP that's being given a patent (like the guy with the laser pointer aka cat toy), actually does much worse. As far as I'm concerned, stuff like this literally amounts to theft from the USA's coffers.

    What happens after the patent is granted? Even if it sits there idle, that number and the corresponding crap information have to be stored, tracked, sifted through, and referenced against again and again and again.

    Every time a new *legitimate* patent is filed, the poor bastards applying AND the people in the patent office have to sift through not just legitimate patents but all the extra @#$%^&* crap in there, too! ARRRRRGH!

    There has to be a better way.

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  85. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they get rooted?

  86. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    20020087429 Method and apparatus for securing delivery of goods [uspto.gov/.....] they might not be geeks, but i would think that ups would be prior art when it comes to "securing delivery of goods," they have only been in business for since 1907.... (just one of the bs patents on the ideafoods site...)

  87. Re:An observation on patents and the global econom by buss_error · · Score: 1
    I'm not even an expert in the field, but, i had my own email subdomain (mydomain.somedomain.com) more than 15 years ago. I've still got the reciepts to prove it, so, it will be acceptable as 'demonstrateable prior art' in just about any court in the world, except the courts of the usa.

    Incorrect. That would be an absolute killer for a patent as an example of pubically accessable prior art. I can't think of anything better as an example of prior art, except perhaps RFC 799 published in 1981. Of course, I am not an attorney, your milage may vary, contents may have settled in shipping.

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  88. Maybe it's a good thing. by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Let's put this particular patent and its validity aside for a moment and consider that the USPTO does seem to grant quite a lot of patents that it probably should not, and which will eventually be shown to be invalid.

    In some sense, the more this happens, the better. A large number of bad patents diminishes the authority of the USPTO. After a few dozen of these make it though the courts, there will be a fair body of case law that defense lawyers can point at and say "Your honor, the Patent Office has a long history of granting patents without doing appropriate research, and this case is just one more example." At least one of the following will happen:

    • Courts will give less weight to patents, and patents will become easier and cheaper to invalidate in the courts.
    • Holders of significant numbers of patents will start to police the system, pre-emptively challenging bad patents and leaning on patent abusers to knock it off.
    • Congress, in an effort to appease pissed-off businesses, will attempt to reform the USPTO.
    • Congress will make it artificially more difficult to invalidate a patent, thus making the problem worse.


    Any of the above except the last item would be an improvement. Of course, the last item seems the most likely, but it would really just delay the necessary and inevitable patent reform.

    Business right now relies on patents like an addict relies on his chosen drug. Withdrawal will be painful and reform will be difficult, but it will ultimately make the nation much healthier and more productive.
    1. Re:Maybe it's a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      * Congress, in an effort to appease pissed-off businesses, will attempt to reform the USPTO.
      * Congress will make it artificially more difficult to invalidate a patent,

      Any of the above except the last item would be an improvement.

      No; it's pretty clear from recent history that any action by Congress will make things worse. Most members of Congress consider only one thing when framing legislation: "Will my position on this attract more money from the big campaign donors?".

    2. Re:Maybe it's a good thing. by aeryn_sunn · · Score: 1

      You make an unsubstantiated claim that the PTO "seems" to grant a lot of patents that it probably should not (to be fair, there seems to be a lot of slashdotters preaching the same thing, so you are not alone) But just because you and others do not agree with a patent does not make the patent invalid

      But what you claim is more anecdotal that the norm. Barring business method patents, which is something new to the PTO and sure, there will be some kinks to be worked out...there are relatively very, very few "bad" patents that are actually granted percentage wise.

      The only reason it may appear that there are a lot of patents granted that should not be is because there is a lot of noise made on slashdot everytime there is a patent issue...but in reality, how many allegedly bad patents have been discussed on the site for say all of last year? 5 maybe? 10?

      Granted, there probably are patents which should not be granted...or maybe there is actually some validity for such patents being granted, i.e. the technology behind 1-click shopping perhaps..regardless, the patent examiners are human and statistically will make mistakes. That is a given. Especially when there are new technological areas that patents are being sought.

      But ultimately, I do not buy into this "going to hell in a hand basket" attitude so persvasive on slashdot in regard to the PTO and patents in general. For whatever allegedly bad patents that have been granted, they have not retarded or hampered the advance of technology, the internet, or related businesses.

      The last thing needed is any Congressional tinkering. The PTO and patents in general are not broken...granted, it may need some improvements. So let's not indict the whole PTO for a few patents that "seem" to be "bad"

    3. Re:Maybe it's a good thing. by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1
      First of all, bad patents are everyone's business. Each time the PTO grants a patent on something obvious, it limits my freedom and yours. And the issue isn't just my personal or professional freedom; it's a major time sink and money sink that is a huge drag on businesses, and therefore a detriment to the economy. It's therefore important to keep bad patents in check. If the PTO can't do that, then it should be reformed, since I can't think of any other reason for it to exist.

      Second, there are LOTS of examples of bad patents out there by any measure. No, I'm not just talking about the ones that /. gets fired up about. And I'm not saying that the patent on subdomains is a bad one just because many of us here on /. don't like it. In fact, I specifically set aside the issue of that patent's validity so that my point wouldn't get confused with that one. (And to clarify, I do think that seems to be a bad patent simply because there's apparently plenty of prior art.)

      Third, I'm clearly not the only one who thinks along these lines. Check out this article for a view consistant with mine. Happily, it seems from this (oldish) article that even the USPTO acknowledges the problem and wants to do something about it.

      Fourth, what I said in my original post applies even if it's just a single category of patents that's the problem. If any significant percentage of, say, software patents or business method patents are found by the courts to be invalid, it should become much easier to challenge and invalidate patents in those categories.

      You admit most of these things yourself:

      Granted, there probably are patents which should not be granted...or maybe there is actually some validity for such patents being granted, i.e. the technology behind 1-click shopping perhaps..regardless, the patent examiners are human and statistically will make mistakes. That is a given. Especially when there are new technological areas that patents are being sought.


      Sounds to me that we agree that bad patents exist, and only disagree over how many and how big a problem they are.

      The last thing needed is any Congressional tinkering. The PTO and patents in general are not broken...granted, it may need some improvements. So let's not indict the whole PTO for a few patents that "seem" to be "bad"


      Why so wishy-washy? You grant that the PTO may need "some improvements," and the PTO is created by Congress. If the PTO can fix its process such that it avoids shifting the burden of deciding which patents are and are not valid to the courts as much as it seems to currently, then that's great. If not, Congress should do it, because it needs to be done. There are more than "a few" patents that are bad, and it's a problem that I'd like to see fixed.
    4. Re:Maybe it's a good thing. by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1
      No; it's pretty clear from recent history that any action by Congress will make things worse. Most members of Congress consider only one thing when framing legislation: "Will my position on this attract more money from the big campaign donors?".


      That's true up to a point, but eventually you reach a point when the electorate gets so pissed off that big money matters less. When we can't put frozen homemade waffles in a toaster for breakfast because it would violate somebody's patent, or when we can't write software without a team of lawyers present, the people are going to get pissed off. I'm not saying this will happen quickly or soon. But I can certainly see it becoming a major political issue. And it's one that conservatives, libertarians, and liberals can agree on.

      Even big businesses with large libraries of legitimate patents have an interest in fixing the system in order to protect the enforceability of their patents.
  89. I, Deaf Lood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what kind of name is "I Deaf Lood"

    I, Deaf Lood, do solemny swear....

    Oh my bad, it's actually: "Ide: A Flo O.D."

  90. Re:Over and Over and Over by RTPMatt · · Score: 2, Informative

    didja check out the rest of their patents? ya, sounds like these guys are gonna be a ton-o-fun

  91. Here we go again.... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    I feel like a stuck record - the career of the future is law. The US is rapidly becoming a country of sue-rs and the sue-es. Like the judical system has nothing better to do than process numbskull litigations.

    HIgh tech and IT careers are the pits. But corporate litigation and patent law is blooming.
    One lawyer in my company was hired away by another firm, only to be re-hired with us for more bucks! There was a bidding war for this person. That hasnt happened to me in a long while ( Im in network engineering).

    So, rather than complain about the job market, GO TO LAW SCHOOL.

  92. Re:Over and Over and Over by PugMajere · · Score: 1

    You don't want to keep track of the patents you might be accused of infringing - if you do, you are liable for triple damages.

    Better off to be ignorant than informed.

    IANAL, of course, but that's my understanding.

  93. Re:Over and Over and Over by rishistar · · Score: 2, Informative

    The thing is that _even_ if you did get around patenting that stuff, you would not really stand a chance because just about everyone else will go ahead and use it. What are you going to do? Sue half the population of America for using 7?

    No - a la Compuserve and GIFs you would identify and sue/threaten to sue a big customer or facilitator of the patent infringement. Compuserve (owners of the compression algorithm in GIF files) ended up with a deal with graphics program manafacturers and BT (supposed inventors of the hyperlink) were going after an ISP rather than each individual author of a web image/page.

    But in the case of the number 7 they'd have to count on 7 really being a lucky number.

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  94. They can have mine..... by gmby · · Score: 1
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  95. Re:Over and Over and Over by Ethropod · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone know if there is a patent on "unwanted email advertisements" ? I could make a killing of off that!

  96. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why are they allowed to make decisions that affect the very essence of these technologies?


    I'd say it's because nobody in government or the patent office itself had the foresight to imagine that inventions would ever go beyond the obviously new like fire, the wheel and hats.

  97. Send him a notice. I did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2004 22:19:46 -0800
    From: Chris Cappuccio
    To: steven@ideaflood.com
    Subject: Subdomain Hosting
    User-Agent: Mutt/1.5.6i

    Hi Steve,

    I am directly responsible for registering, hosting, and maintaining thousands of subdomains and other second level domains for educational, commercial, and government entities throughout the North American continent.

    These include locality domains like sunriver.or.us, and other sub domains from my own top level domains.

    I would like to enter a reasonable licensing scheme whereby I pay you exactly $0 for an unlimited license to use subdomains according to your idea.

    If you do not agree to these terms, please initiate a lawsuit against me to assert your patent rights (or you will lose them!)

    You may reach me at:

    Chris Cappuccio
    Network Media
    130 NW Greenwood Ave.
    Bend, OR 97701

    Thank you for your time,

    -c

  98. Re:Over and Over and Over by thgreatoz · · Score: 2, Informative

    You mean this guy?

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  99. Isnt there a way to sue for throwing pattents out? by RallyNick · · Score: 1

    Isn't it possible for a (small) company to file a lawsuit and argue that a pantent is for something either trivial or already done and widely used, and have the patent invalidated if the patent holder can't prove otherwise? Does this cost a fortune to do (and if so why)?

    What's happening is really extortion. These asses are just pattenting trivial and widely used ideas and then asking money from small companies who lack the funds for big lawsuits. They won't ask everyone else to pay since they'd be crushed, but I guess they can make a living off a few dozen small companies.

    The trouble is you can't sue them for extortion as long as they have a "valid" patent, so that needs to be killed first and fast.

  100. open source commmunity strike first? by qtothemax · · Score: 1

    With the way things are going, it may be necessary to create an open source organization to start patenting everything they can think of, and obviously not charging lisencing fees. I'm not too sure of the legal issues with this, and some twisted people would be needed to think of all the overly obvious things that could be patented. This has probably been suggested before, but I figured I'd throw it out there.

    On a related topic with how stupid patents are getting, someone actually tried to patent the wheel to prove a point.

  101. Your Invoice is due!!! Pay now!!!!! by aauu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Attn: Accounts Payable

    Your payment of $100,000 annual fee to use my patented (pending) method of remote modulation of colored phosphors or any other means of displaying colored pixels to convey information is DUE NOW. Failure to pay will result in all monitors only displaying grey scale when browsing your web site or displaying any banner ads or or other content linked to your site.

    You will need to remit to Xerox your fee for black and white, and to IBM your fee for green and black.

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  102. 5 things that would fix the USPTO by jonwil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1.chage it away from the current system where there is an incentive to pass patents (even crappy ones) quickly since that makes more $ for the PTO

    2.hire experts in all the fields and make sure that every patent has been looked at by at least 2 experts in the field that it applies to (with all the out-of-work-techies, finding experts to examine computer & tech related patents should be easy enough)

    3.implement a special "patent court" which is where patent lawsuits get heard. Implement a looser-pays system for this court (with the lawyers not allowed to charge anyone until the lawsuit has been resolved and with the looser paying the winners court costs). This would make it easier for the "little guy being trampled on by a frivioluous patent" to fight it instead of just giving in and settling.

    4.If a patent is rejected (either initally or later in the patent court), the patent holder has to pay $$$ to the PTO.

    and 5.Anyone should be able to go to the PTO and request that a patent be re-examined. If the prior art they are submitting is genuine and valid, the patent is declared invalid. If it isnt valid, the person requesting a re-evaluation must pay $$$ (this would discourage people making stupid requests). Again, if the patent is thrown out, the holder has to pay $$$ to the PTO.

    Also, make it easier to submit patents in the first place (cheaper etc) so that those with genuinely patentable things can get the patent easier (because of the big costs if its thrown out, this wont lead to more stupid patents being submitted)

    Also, change the rules about what can be patentable. In particular, remove any protection given to the patenting of a gene or a whole organisim.

    1. Re:5 things that would fix the USPTO by Bigman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      2 Points:
      • Your point (5) is really the most important. I think it should be possible to apply to have a patent revoked if you can submit the right evidence
      • Software patents are a ridiculous concept anyway; software is adequately covered by copyright. Patenting software makes as much sense as patenting the storyline in a book.
      I also feel that in order to maintain the spirit of the legislation, a patent holder should have to show that they have attempted to use the patent to exploit the invention - i.e. licenced it to someone to develop, sought funding, sold a product using the invention. Patent squatting should not be a valid business model. Intellectual property should not be a commodity; that was never the intention of those that instantiated the patent and copyright laws.

      Just my UKP0.02 worth!
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    2. Re:5 things that would fix the USPTO by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Yes, basicly, any patent holder who brings a lawsuit before the patent court I suggested must demonstrate that they and/or someone licenced by them are currently using the patent in something thats currently available.

      Probobly a better way to put it is that you must demonstrate whatever it is you are trying to patent.
      If you are patenting a drug, you have to show the drug (perhaps show results of testing the drug). If you are patenting a widget, you have to show the widget. (it need not be 100% functional, if you are still refining it).

      Basicly it must be possible to see clearly that what you are demonstrating actually implements all the claims in your patent.

      Remember, patents arent about a broad idea.

      Just because you invent (and patent) a method of getting, say, steel from iron ore, doesnt mean that you automaticly own any method for getting steel from iron ore. Only those methods that are similar enough to yours to infringe on your patent.

      Other changes to make to the patent system:
      1.If a certain thing is being put up to a recognized standard body (e.g. ISO, IEEE, ITU, IETF, W3C, ANSI and other such standards bodies), you would be required by law to reveal any patent claims you have in whatever it is that is being proposed as a standard. Failure to do so would (by law) mean you are no longer able to make any claims under the patent as they apply to a complient implementation of the standard in question.

      At least then, it gives the standards body a chance to look for alternatives, seek a sutable licence with the patent holder or whatever.

      2.If a new government regulation requires the use of a patented thing in some way, an exemption to the patent is granted (by law) as much as is necessary to make use of the patented item to be complient with the law.

      Basicly you cant get in trouble for violating the a patent if such a violation is necessary to comply with a government law.

      3.Once a patent is submitted, you cannot modify it in any way (if you have new claims, you have to submit a seperate patent)

      4.The life time of a patent is from the date of filing. (NOT the date the patent is approved). Remember, even though its not approved yet, the patent applier can still start using whatever the patent covers.

      and 5.Patents would have a "enforce it or loose it" system just like trademarks do.

      Basicly, if you dont enforce patent violations to the laetter of the law (or conversly licence the patent in some way), you would be at risk of losing the ability to pursue the patent in the future.

      Items 3 and 4 prevent the system where some companies use dirty tricks to prolong a patent or sneak clauses into a patent to get around prior art etc.

      It might sound like item 5 is bad but its not.
      What it means is that those with genuinly valid patents ensure complete enforcement of those patents.
      But more to the point, it meaks that e.g. companies like PanIP and others cant pick and choose who to sue based on who they think they can beat up. For example, by not suing , you are risking not beeing able to sue in the future.

    3. Re:5 things that would fix the USPTO by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I think that laws should definitely be passed that make it a lot harder to run a company based on patent squatting. Unfortunately, laws requiring the patent holder to have a commercial interest in their patented item would be easy to work around. A company like CrapFlood (sorry, IdeaFlood) would merely have to come up with some 'product' that would be for sale on their website, such as a 'subdomain configurator'. Nevermind that it would be worthless and nobody would actually buy it, it would count as commercial use under such a law. Nonetheless, I certainly agree with you that patents should not be commoditized like they currently are. I just think it will be difficult to legally define this without leaving room for loopholes.

  103. I Received a Letter from Ideaflood by pclinger · · Score: 1

    I received a letter from them a couple weeks ago claiming that they own a patent on subdomains using wildcards. Seems rediculous. I'm waiting to see what action they are going to take. I see this patent failing when it comes to court, I'll fight it if they intend to sue.

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  104. Why not require an extensive patent review? by eric76 · · Score: 1

    Why not require an extensive patent review by the patent office before any patent lawsuit can be brought against an alleged infringer?

    Post official notices of all patent reviews and allow all interested parties to submit to the patent office any and all related material they think should be considered in the patent review.

    Then, if the patent is still in place after the review, allow the lawsuit to be filed.

  105. Patent Link by pclinger · · Score: 2, Informative
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  106. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhhh.. did you RMFP? Some lawyers don't get paid when they lose a case. As far as I know, this is a fairly common practice.

    Also, I believe the correct quote is: Homer no function beer well without.

  107. patenting the patents office? by incal · · Score: 1

    If it's possible to patent the wheel, maybe someone should try to patent Patents Office institution; He then should be owner of all patents hold by them :).

  108. I've deciphered Ideaflood's patent... by qualico · · Score: 0

    It reads like this... The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 5,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged". Just like the Fisherman's Affidavit, really hard to digest and understandable to a select few.

  109. It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by crucini · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They aren't moronic. They do their job pretty well, within the rules. It's not their fault that slashdotters don't understand the rules and don't bother reading patents before attacking them. The patent appears to be 6,687,746.

    It's a hard patent to read, but the key claim is the use of a DNS wildcard entry to handle user's subdomains. The applicants claim that as of August 1999 everyone was entering separate DNS records for each subdomain.

    Can you find prior art? A published description of using a single DNS wildcard for user's subdomains prior to 8/99?

    If so, great. You can kill this patent. But how should the examiners have been aware of this? Look at the large number of references the examiners plowed through - where do you expect them to draw the line?

    Most of the "glaring mistakes" that slashdotters attribute to the PTO are simply myths. Lazy people who couldn't take the time to read a dense, techno-legal document made up alarmist stories based on the patent title or a few words that caught their eye. And you're lapping it up, like a right-winger inhaling his Rush Limbaugh horror stories or a left-winger gobbling up his Al Franken product.

    1. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by Talence · · Score: 1

      Certainly it's possible to find prior use of the asterisk symbol for denoting wildcards, especially in filenames?

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    2. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by crucini · · Score: 3, Informative

      They aren't claiming wildcards in general, nor even wildcards in DNS. They're claiming DNS wildcards used to host multiple user's domains on one virtual IP address.

    4. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by crucini · · Score: 1

      Interesting, thanks for the link.

    5. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problem. Its a pretty decent site, although it may be written using too may legal terms for the slashdot crowd.

    6. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by Talence · · Score: 1

      They are infringing on the idea of using wildcards.

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    7. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by Choc+Ice · · Score: 1

      Can you find prior art? A published description of using a single DNS wildcard for user's subdomains prior to 8/99?

      So the technology was patented or just the method? The technology is described here: RFC1034 or RFC1035

      So then we need an implementation that can take advantage of multiple subdomains using a wildcard, prior to 1999. This will show it's possible to do what the patent describes without inventing new technololgy /writing new software:

      Apache mod_rewrite
      So in 1997 it was definitely possible.

      So we need someone actually doing it, so the method wasn't invented by them either (I've only done a quick search on google here)
      These two links: Google Group, and http://www.geocrawler.com/archives/3/417/1998/2/50 /2275350/. So there you go, prior art, or at least close enough to prior art. The can't patent this technology or idea. The best they could do would be to perhaps claim copyright on a particular implementation, but I doubt that would hold up either.

    8. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by julesh · · Score: 1

      I don't think that really matters. In fact, I would be willing to bet that this is exactly the kind of application that:

      1) The designers of DNS had in mind when introducing wildcard entries to the the design
      2) The designers of web server software (particularly apache) had in mind when introducing features that let you make decision what to do based on the content of the 'Host:' HTTP header (i.e. NameVirtualHost directives).

      Both of these things happened substantially before this patent was filed on August 30, 1999.

      Sorry, even considering your objections to everyone else's objections, I still don't think its valid.

    9. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by Alioth · · Score: 1

      ...which is an obvious use of DNS wildcards.

      If I was presented with the problem, "We have lots of customers, and we want to host them quickly and easily on our domain", it'd be just about the first thing I would think of. I think it's just about the first thing *anyone* would think of who was 'ordinarily skilled in the art' - and that's why it's so commonly done. The bar is set far too low on what's non-obvious - THAT'S where the system breaks down.

    10. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by vittal · · Score: 1

      Some of the load balancing concepts referred to in the patent were discussed in 1995 in Roland Schemers lbnamed work: http://www.stanford.edu/~riepel/lbnamed/

      As for serving out specific http content based on domain - mod_rewrite's been around in Apache since 1.2b3 - off the top of my head, i can't recall if it was capable of all the stuff mentioned in the patent in 1.2, but Apache 1.3.0 released in 1998 certainly could be used for mass virtual hosting using mod_rewrite.

      v

  110. Patents on facts by jeti · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I'm not mistaken, its pretty darned hard to patent facts - the only exception I know of is the patenting of genome sequences.

    But you can have the copyright on databases - collections of facts.

    I think it's true for the EU and that the US also recently introduced it.

    1. Re:Patents on facts by Urkki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Copyright and patent are two completely different beasts. You don't apply for copyright, it's implicit. You have to specifically state that something you own copyright of is public domain, if you want to give up your copyright.

      Also, the facts aren't copyrighted, it's the collection of facts, that particular representation of them. You could write down the same facts yourself and create identical database if you wanted to (of course in that case you'd better be prepared to prove it was not a copy even though it is identical...).

    2. Re:Patents on facts by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I'm suing all of you.

      Zork's list of positive integers: 1 to 100.

      1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.

      I have other lists too you know, so watch your step.

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  111. Two Misconceptions Down by crucini · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When the whole world has adopted the system, and when they cannot prove with absolute certainty that they were the first to come up with the idea, their idea will be thrown out.

    Wrong on both counts. That fact that there are many infringers does not impair the validity of a patent. In fact, in one respect it strengthens the validity - nobody can claim that the patent has no practical utility, which is one possible challenge to a patent.

    Once a patent has been issued, it is presumed valid. In other words, the patent holder is not required to "prove with absolute certainty" that he invented his invention - rather the burden is on infringers to show that someone else invented the invention, or find another means of invalidating the patent.
  112. Re:Over and Over and Over by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you look at things seriously the US patent system has had problems since at least the days of Marconi and Edison. It's been used by many to try to stop their competition by fair means or foul, and is no longer a means to encourage innovatation - the entry level is way too high, and the rules are way too lax ("Method for exercising a cat" anyone?)

    The patent system works to a better degree in many other countries - in the USA it is diminishing to the role of a legal trick to play on your competition.

    Some time back a company patented a projection system based on the principles of a Victorian age stage magic trick - then said they were going to sue David Copperfield. There's too many people out there looking for a way to screw money out of people who did things before instead of selling a new product. The big problem is that a hugely financially successful US legal industry is not going to be able to give the country enough money to buy the innovative products from overseas, so taking these things too far is most definately sociopathic.

    A big export of the USA of the day is innovation - the actual parts are made elsewhere. If you kill off the innovation you are left with a film industry that doesn't pay tax and does as much overseas as possible, subsidised agriculture, a dying manufacturing industry, military manufacturers that depend on taxes and not much else.

  113. Finding transposition by crucini · · Score: 2, Informative

    If this method is truly novel, it could be patentable. It wouldn't be a patent on "9, and any number divisible by 9" but rather a Method for Detecting Transposition Errors in Arithmetic.

    Of course slashdot would say that you had patented arithmetic, period.

    1. Re:Finding transposition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was better as an example of the form that patents actually do take, i.e. give such a confusing-sounding description for something simple that anyone reading it without thinking and connecting the pieces in their mind will be impressed.

      If you think about what the parent you replied to actually said, it was basically two separate things:

      1. If the difference between the result you expected and what you got is divisible by 9, it is likely to be a transposition error.

      2. You can find a transposition error by trying to transpose each number until you arrive at the result you expected.

      1. is a fact, and thus unpatentable, and 2., the actual method (brute force trial and error) couldn't be more obvious, it's merely the following applied to transposition errors:

      In order to find a mistake of type X in a system of multiple components, try reversing the effect of X on each component until the system functions as expected.

  114. Re:Over and Over and Over by cgenman · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, many patents issued these days fail the "high school kid" test. I'm sure they know exactly where they are going when they type in markhammil.geocities.com. While in theory a patent should be non-obvious... Can you say, 1-click shopping?

    The site you reference is out of date, as methods of doing business have been declared patentable, as have mathematical formulas and many medical treatments. Again, 1-click shopping springs to mind. The Patent office has declared that it will accept patents on integer numbers. Apparently floating point numbers are not precise enough for the protection of the law. And while I can't think of a patent on a new revolutionary way to do CPR, there is a thriving industry on patenting drugs and devices for medical purposes.

    Furthermore, as friends in law school have told me an this site repeats, only about 1% of patents are ever litigated, and as such only about a thousand patents per year are thrown out. That's out of 20,000 or so that are filed. Which means that the average patent has a 99.5% chance of holding as true.

    Remember, Bezos' Bozo* one-click patent held up in court.

    *I'm sure he's never heard that one before. Well, consider it a form of punishment Mr. We-must-have-business-process-patents.

  115. Expertise of examiners by crucini · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, examiners work in pretty narrow areas. Check out other patents allowed by the same examiner. They're mostly computer/internet patents.

    And it's not a patent on subdomains. Given that rather basic misunderstanding, isn't it possible that the guy who examines patents all day is right, and the slashdot crowd is wrong?

    1. Re:Expertise of examiners by akadruid · · Score: 1

      Another interesting one of his appears on first sight to be a patent on grid computing - 6,711,616. Surely SETI counts as prior art on that?

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    2. Re:Expertise of examiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that the examiner in this case is a Primary Examiner with 383 patents already issued under his belt, does not prove that he has expertise. It is more likely that it proves lack of expertise. As a former Examiner myself, I know for a fact that the USPTO "absolutely does not tolerate the issuance of low quality patents: unless you issue ENOUGH of them".

      Do you really think that the USPTO will reprimand a GS-14 or -15 who is doing 130% (or more) every biweek? Those people are considered the untouchables, whom management cannot and does not touch, since such "outstanding" production levels lead to more bonuses for the SPES and the Group Directors, who bask in the reflected "glory" of the high-producing Primary ShitShovelers. Furthemore, the POPA union (God bless 'em) would scream over a proposed removal of a high-producing
      Primary Examiner, no matter how pitifully awful his/her knowledge of the art.

    3. Re:Expertise of examiners by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 0, Troll

      Given that rather basic misunderstanding, isn't it possible that the guy who examines patents all day is right, and the slashdot crowd is wrong?

      Unlikely! I mean, those idiots at the USPTO probably don't even run Linux!

    4. Re:Expertise of examiners by crucini · · Score: 1

      Thanks for replying - it's good to hear from someone who knows. Why not create an account?

      What are you doing now? Are you a patent attorney or patent agent?

      I have a lot of questions for an ex-examiner. For example, most current software patents have all the references starred - "cited by examiner". Does that mean the applicant did no prior art search?

  116. Re:Over and Over and Over by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Excellent point.

    The solution then, is to sue the crap out of USPTO. No, I don't mean just overturn the patent. That's a lose-lose. You pay money to undo the idiocy. I mean to go to court and say "The USPTO's negligence cost me money. I want reparation, and I want punitive damages."

    Hell, given the scope of patents, it's begging for a class action. And I think we may have found a contender.

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  117. Sooooooooo... by k31bang · · Score: 1

    does this site break the patent? I was too lazy to read the article.

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  118. In case you couldn't tell, the number thing was a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    farce. It was whittled down from a larger paragraph where is was more obvious. Still, it's not too far beyond the patent office's recent behaviors.

  119. Gross negligence by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Sue the USPTO. Ask for reparation for any loss plus punitive damages. The USPTO makes money from awarding patents, any patents, even joke ones like this. They are, de facto, a commercial entity that has been granted an exclusive right to print money.

    So USPTO currently has no incentive to refuse patents. If Congress won't reign them in, then it's up to us.

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  120. Re:Over and Over and Over by crucini · · Score: 1

    Stallman is at least half right there, but I have a feeling he doesn't quite understand the ideas behind claims drafting. The applicant doesn't want a long, complicated claim - he wants the shortest, simplest, and therefore broadest claim possible. The examiner forces him to add elements to his independent claim (claim 1 here) to narrow it. Because they both know that in a few years people will be previewing music in a similar, but different way, and the applicant would like to own that too.

  121. Rock on, I'm quoted by Grimster · · Score: 1

    Just a useless post to say "cool they quoted me!"

    Whoops my 15 minutes are up.

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  122. There's a Slashdot generalization you don't hear.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    every day.

    Folks here tend to get wildly upset when the subject of China not upholding patents and copyrights comes up here on /.

    I think, while its safe to say that the Slashdot crowd now represents a much wider cross section then in the past, we are still (in general) not wild at all about patents and copyrights (although because of the GPL we are somewhat tolerant of the latter).

    Now I'd agree with comments like:

    Patents like this one have devalued the system


    If I thought the current patent system had much value to begin with. But as far as I can see the USPTO is in the business of granting patents and leaves it to the court system to decide on the validity.

    This probably used to work fine, but like a lot of other things, the volume and scope of todays incoming patents is probably quite astounding.

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  123. 6,687,746 seems to cover virtual subdomains only by Animats · · Score: 1
    What 6,687,746 seems to cover is virtual subdomain hosting. This only applies when the subdomain doesn't have its own IP address in DNS. Instead, a wildcard entry in DNS routes traffic to the next higher level domain, where there is, presumably, a web server. The web server then parses the URL, including the subdomain name, and returns the appropriate page. Note the line in the claim that reads "domain name including a user-selected subdomain label that is not associated with an IP address in a zone file of any higher-level domain".

    So if your subdomain is actually in DNS, you should be OK.

    This doesn't seem to apply to ordinary virtual web hosting, where multiple domains map to the same IP address. Those domains are all in DNS; they just map to the same IP address.

    What we're really seeing here is a patent on one of the lesser hacks used to get around the IPv4 address space shortage.

  124. Ha! by eventhorizon5 · · Score: 1

    This means I can patent the idea of "A small company named SCO crashing and burning"!! yay. I'll enjoy the tiny $1000/sec license fee revenue coming from Darl...

    We need a patent reform. NOW

    -eventhorizon

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  125. Not anything? by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "They can't be experts in everything."

    Given the importance of their function, maybe they could hire one or two experts in the computer area.

    Maybe even outsource that function to a foreign country if we can't find anybody in the United States with any expertise in software and the internet.

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  126. Even after RTFA, it's still absurd by David+Jao · · Score: 1
    I'm not here to defend the submitter, but if you ignore the submitter and read the patent application itself (N.B. the link you provide is only a patent application, not an approved patent), there is still plenty enough prior art to invalidate the claims.

    We first note that the application date is January 31, 2001, so any examples of prior art have to predate this date. I can think of several examples of prior art off the top of my head and I'm not even an expert in this field:

    1. Top level domain name services, such as register.com or even VeriSign, existed well before 2001 and do exactly what this patent describes. The patent seems to be written as if the term "domain name" means "second level domain name under the COM, NET, or ORG hierarchies," but it never actually specifies this. In reality, COM itself is a "domain name" and the concept of licensing sub-domains of COM via an internet portal is not new.
    2. Even if we restrict our prior art search to second level domain names, there are many country-specific second level domain names such as co.uk and ne.jp that have been selling subdomain registrations via internet servers since well before 2001.
    3. SimpleNet has offered Free Third Level Domains to hosting customers since at least 1997, via automated internet servers.
    4. LiveJournal offers LiveJournal.com subdomains for their paying customers and they have been doing so since well before 2001.

    This patent application has no legal merit and should clearly be rejected. If it is accepted, it will be fairly easy to invalidate in court, although the cost of mounting a court battle would be a regrettable loss.

  127. yet more prior art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  128. Mod up by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    I just nearly wet myself there. That's the funniest thing I've read all day...

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  129. Latest press release show their intentions by larske · · Score: 1

    If there was any doubt about their business plan their latest press release shows what they are doing: IDEAFLOOD, INC. TO SELL CORE INTERNET PATENT. They patent obvious web techniques and try to sell the patents to the highest bidder. This first subdomain patent threat may just be to show potential bidders that the patents they hold have a potential value. If they manage to sell their patents I do not think IdeaFlood will pursue patent violation claims anymore. They leave that to their patent buyers.

  130. Looks like porn to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Somebody tell me if I'm hallucinating. Go to the site in the story, and change the URL from apps.asp to lameapps.asp. Guess what is on their 404 page: an ad for porn passwords!

    If you have mod points please mod this up so it will be seen.

  131. RTFA: It's abuse of patent claims by billstewart · · Score: 1
    If you look at their web site, the patent itself is 6,687,746 granted Feb 2004. The *patent* says it's for an automated procedure, but the letters demanding that everybody *license* their patent appear to be going to anybody licensing third-level domains, regardless of what method they use to issue them. This is similar to the abuse that Frank Weyer's 6,671,714 patent on URLs of the form emailaddress.domain.TLD has been used for. It's unconscionably tacky, and some patents seem to be written in obfuscated terms to let the actually useful (and non-original) claim get slipped in.

    In this case, not only does the patent ignore the HTTP 1.1 prior art, which existed as an RFC two years before the patent application, but it makes a bunch of bogus claims about motivation - things like each domain name requiring a separate IP address (wasn't true after HTTP 1.1), domain names being expensive (they weren't then, and they're cheaper now), DNS name propagation time being 1-3 days (I think Verisign was updating 2LDs faster than daily in those days, and update time for subdomains is instantaneous - as fast as you can update your name server), manual entry of names taking a long time and lot of cost (that's what very small shell scripts are for), etc.

    Bad, bad, bad.

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  132. Re:Over and Over and Over by ReaperOfSouls · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why then is the patent office so moronic when it comes to patenting ideas that are general knowledge?

    Actually I don't even think it is an issue of things that are general knowlage. The issue is this is how the system was designed. More and more patents are coming out, patenting use of a facility as it was designed. Its kind of like if I created a car, heck even pantented it, then some one comes along a patents the process of putting fuel in the car. Other classic examples are patents on hypertext, use of static frames, etc.

    Pretty much who ever thought it was a good idea to patent business processes, (which is what creating subdomains really is) should be shot for treason.

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  133. Re:Over and Over and Over by danheskett · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can't sue the government generally, or it's agents, unless Congress gives you permission.

  134. Re:An observation on patents and the global econom by perkr · · Score: 1

    You are forgetting the fact that the rest of the world is quick to be "compatible" with the U.S. and E.U. patents systems (which are by the way in the process of merging, pracically the E.U. patent system will be like the U.S. one). WTO et. al. will ensure that all booming tech country prospects will be compatible with an aggressive patent system.

  135. Combinations of things by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about patents that you can't just take 2 existing things, combine them, and then patent the result. For example, you couldn't patent the thing in Stallmans article because people already use digital music, and people already use the web, so sending digital music over the web is just a combination of the two. (otherwise, I might have a valid patent for a method to recieve digital messages using a telecomunications device and a central server, and specially formatted user input which is known only to the server and the user, such that it is re-inputable, difficult to guess, and possible for the user to recall using only a graphite recording utility wand and some pressed and possibly bleached, dried wood pulp... nah) or even stupid things, like a car that also makes coffee, and a car that also is a generator for emergencies, or a blank that is also a blankety when blank and blankety are already known.

    What am I missing?

    1. Re:Combinations of things by vidarh · · Score: 1
      You can patent the combination of two existing things, but only if they are combined in a way that isn't obvious to a person trained in the field. Otherwise you couldn't patent anything - everything is at some level a combination of existing elements.

      The key is that what's "obvious" is often hard for someone to decide after the fact, especially if they're not trained in the field, as can be judged by looking at how often the same ideas pop up from multiple sources at almost the same time, because they happen to be the logical extension to the current state of the field, while the same ideas clearly wouldn't have been obvious a few years previously.

      As for the ideas you mention, some of them might be patentable if you could create a design for a specific embodiment of them. For instance, if you found a smart design for how to use a car as a generator that makes it sufficiently different from the "obvious" ways of doing so, you would likely be able to get a patent (on the other hand, it would likely be an easy patent to get around, so unless your specific design offered real advantages it would be unlikely to have any benefit).

  136. Isn't it a little early for April Fool's jokes? by CjKing2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Come on, how ignorant must the USPTO be to allow something like this to get through? Subdomains, hyperlinks, and frames have been used long before the patents for them were ever drafted. Some companies, like ideaflood, probably didn't even exist when domains (and therefore subdomains) were created; RFC 882 was created in 1983 and obsoleted in 1987. I know that the USPTO can't have an expert investigation into every patent that is filed, but the situation is still unacceptable. The government needs to crack down on companies whose sole purpose is to file patents on commonly-used proceses and who make the majority of their profits off of lawsuits, as these companies only destroy the progression of our society and don't contribute in producing goods or services.
    I also notice that nowhere in the article is there a www. in front of the websites. Does this mean that someone could interpret www as a subdomain and they're afraid of being sued?

  137. Re:Over and Over and Over by Phekko · · Score: 1

    You might as well ask why politicians who don't necessarily have any knowledge of the matter at hand are allowed to make economical or social decisions.

    The only difference is that the Patent Office probably isn't bribed as often and with as big sums as your average lobbying politician.

    Face it, this is the way the system works - same wordplay as with Micro$oft Works - and unless it gets changed by the people, it stays the same. Democracy means you need to vote and make your opinion known. Sorta like in church: speak now or forever hold your peace.

    To get back to the Patent Office a tad more, though: They really, REALLY should consult outside specialists. Probably the savings in unnecessary and silly lawsuits would more than make up for their salaries. This ofcourse just my 2 (Euro)cents

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  138. Re:Over and Over and Over by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Sure, we all know about domains, but we're computer nerds
    That is like "Of course we know about lightbulbs, but we're electronics experts".

    You can't get anywhere on the Internet with out knowing a little about domain names.

    All they need to be is data mining experts. Byond that use the advanced equipment they already have to research each application.

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  139. Re:6,687,746 seems to cover virtual subdomains onl by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
    Instead, a wildcard entry in DNS routes traffic to the next higher level domain, where there is, presumably, a web server.

    Wait a minute - isn't that what Verisign's been doing with their top-level DNS wildcard that redirects to their search engine? Can Ideaflood actually put a legal muzzle on Verisign to make them stop?? Or will they simply sell/license the patent to Verisign for $$$$??

  140. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that). Its not their duty to make sure that its upheld - if its not, its _your_ problem - as an applicant.

    Ah, well, there's a simple solution to that then. Change the rules so that they receive the income whether or not they approve the patent. The fees paid to them (and government budget allotted to them) should be based on how many patents they review, not how many they grant.

  141. Would someone nice... by TwistedSpring · · Score: 1

    Please patent the idea of:

    1. The Internet.
    2. The Domain Name.
    3. The e-mail Address.
    4. Anything in an RFC.

    This would mean that assholes could not come along and claim more patents on technology that is already patented by somebody else. When I say somebody nice, I mean someone who'll leave their patent to rot in the office and only ever get shirty when someone else tries to overpatent public knowledge.

    1. Re:Would someone nice... by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this relates to a thought I had a while back after reading some of the more rediculous patents OKed by the PTO.

      What would you all say to an Open Source Patent group? This group could be made of researchers and inventors who actually have good ideas, or even ideas already in place (if they are the originators of those ideas).

      The group would then file and fund the patent application process, and if the patent is granted, they would either sit on the patent and then sue anyone who tries to claim infringement, or B: release the patent into the public domain for all to use freely without fear of legal action.

      After all, if someone had patented this subdomain schema, web URLs, and other things in this manner, then a lot of this silliness would not be occuring, and we could all go about our daily lives.

      Now I dont mean to destroy the patenting system with this, after patents ARE Good Things[tm, patent pending] when used appropriately. However, to patent something fairly obvious, sit on it for 10 years, and THEN come about and start suing people is a bit silly.

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  142. Re:Over and Over and Over by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I might be mistaken but I thought the supreme court ruled that patents on computer programs and business methods should be allowed?

  143. IP - the new battleground. by BenBenBen · · Score: 2, Informative
    The same company (IdeaFlood) has on its press release page a release dated November last year in which they detail their claim to pop-ups spawned "onexit". The patent they refer to was issued 2002, and filed 1998, by some joker who then assigned it to these modern-day racketeers.

    Am I the only person who was on the internet pre-1998? Every day I see a patent relating to things that were plaguing us in 1995, and a company that honestly believes they can claim "2% of... the $9.5bn income this method generates".

    Puhh-lease.
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  144. Re:Over and Over and Over by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it is time for someone in the USA to register a patent for "A novel technique for protecting novel ideas utilizing a public database registering said novel ideas and providing time-limited protection of the said novel ideas" (or something even more obscure ideally ;-)

    Start charging the Patent Office licencing fees to do their own job and see how quickly things change....

  145. Re:Over and Over and Over by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 4, Informative
    You can't sue the government generally, or it's agents, unless Congress gives you permission.

    (IANAL but...) I'm not sure where this comes from. It's quite easy to sue various forms of government and government agents, such as the police (false arrest, rights violations), prosecutors (prosecutorial misconduct), Congress , and various federal agencies.

  146. My Patent Application by garethwi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm patenting the use of the letter 't' in url's. I'll get paid at least once for ftp:// urls, and at least twice for http://.

    I won't collect on news://, but hey, I'm not greedy.

  147. Not subdomains... CGI redirector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    Please read the patent

    The patent is primarily for what has been used in CGI redirectors to simulate subdomains (not just user subdomains, but any subdomain). This is fairly common in some virtual servers.

    They are not patenting subdomains per se; they are simulating subdomains using domain subdirectories!

    Here's how a typical implementation works:

    1. Point a default subdomain (*.domain.tld) to a site;
    2. Point the site index to a CGI script;
    3. When someone requests anydomain.domain.tld the default site is called, and the CGI run;
    4. The CGI goes through the database of <subdomain, subdirectory...>, and when it finds a match returns a server redirect to the corresponding domain subdirectory.

    It sounds fairly trivial to me, but obviously didn't to the PTO. It seems pretty obvious this is close, if not the same, as what a web server does for supporting virtual domains on a same shared IP. Has anybody any other prior art on redirecting by code a *.domain.tld?

  148. Re:Over and Over and Over by Cheo · · Score: 1

    Why then is the patent office so moronic when it comes to patenting ideas that are general knowledge?

    Money! IMHO, I tend to think that $$ is handed to the people involved in granting a patent by the applicant. That's the only explanation for this whole situation.

  149. Re:Over and Over and Over by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Heh, that's a good one. You can't sue the government unless it lets you. Guess again.

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  150. subdomains useful part of ecomnomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this feature allows for an almost unlimited # of folks to 'latch on' to easy to locate/remember urls.

    we're not surprised to discover it's not pateNTdead buy sumwon from the felonious payper liesense stock markup FraUD execrable bullshipping industrIE.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators.... sponsors of the wwwildly popular newclear power, & planet/population rescue initiatives.

  151. Re:Over and Over and Over by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Informative

    IANAL but, its the federal government which you can not sue without permission. Its not quite easy, but the government does quite often extend this permission.

    When is the last time you heard of an inmate suing for false imprisonment and getting a dime?

  152. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The problem with the patent office is the same problem we have: They can't be experts in everything.


    WRONG! Most slashdot readers actually ARE experts at everything.

  153. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When is the last time you heard of an inmate suing for false imprisonment and getting a dime?

    Never. But I have heard of several cases where an ex-inmate has successfully sued for false imprisonment, when they were found innocent after serving some or all of their time, and getting several hundred thousand dimes.

  154. Re:Over and Over and Over by gowen · · Score: 1

    Jesus, have you seen this one. Remember the fact that sendmail would delivermail addressed to user+keyword@foo.com to the address user@foo.com, and then user could filter on keyword? Well Ideaflood have patented that, too.

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  155. Re:Over and Over and Over by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hrm. Perhaps the USPTO has changed the way it does prior art searches. I think it's crap that they only consider other patents as prior art. If I recall with accuraccy, there is a somewhat "famous" case in which a patent for a waterbed was not granted because such a product was described in a Henlein novel many years before the patent filing; the idea was in the public domain. That prior art was most definitely not a patent, but it was still used to debunk the claim.

    If the current examiners aren't using other things besides other patents, then we as voters should do something about it - and by "something" I mean something more than just complaining about it.

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  156. Silly Silly Compensation Culture USA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Europe, you can't patent stupid stuff. If the silly Americans rely on the "don't get mad, get even" litigatious compensation culture society that they insist on developing, is it any wonder that big business takes advantage of it. Stop whining and get the system changed - if you really do live in a democratic society that is.

  157. Ok, possible priot art? by kg4czo · · Score: 1

    Alright, thier little "virtual property" patent is bullshit.... Here's why....

    Accroding to A Geocities History, Geocities was founded back in July of 1995. It was, and still is, essentially a "virtual property" area of the Internet, which I'm assuming is the bases of their claims. Even the Wayback machine has a cronicle of the community through its archives. Just a quick Google search brought this up.

    Maybe our dear USPTO should also use Google to search for prior art? It's not quite as limited as their own database and search meathods.

  158. prior art by aierwin · · Score: 1

    a big community site here in the netherlands has been doing the exact same thing that is beeing patented here.
    On www.cu2.nl teens can sign up and create their own little personal site which is available via :
    http://www.cu2.nl/~nickname
    http://www.cu2.nl/ browse.php?id=
    AND
    http://www.nickname.cu2.nl !

    I don't know exactly how long they've been doing this, but the site is online since 2000 and as far as i know this feature has always been there.

  159. Here's a thought.. by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    Require a patent review before suit is allowed. This might also further define the scope of the patent for the judge.

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  160. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they'll sue microsoft (update.microsoft.com?) and apple (switch.apple.com?) and sco (all-your-linux.sco.com?)...

  161. Site blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd. Websense is blocking this site as "sex".

  162. What would Einstein Do? by Fearan · · Score: 1

    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

  163. these people dont sound very on the level... by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

    They also seem to have applied for patents on:
    Spam Filters:
    http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Pars er?Sect1=P TO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.h tml&r=3&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=Shuster.IN.&s2= Brian.IN.&OS=IN/Shuster+AND+IN/Brian&RS=IN/Shuster +AND+IN/Brian

    Conducting DNS (affects anyone who provides DNS services):
    http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Pa rser?Sect1=P TO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.h tml&r=10&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=Shuster.IN.&s2 =Brian.IN.&OS=IN/Shuster+AND+IN/Brian&RS=IN/Shuste r+AND+IN/Brian

    Traffic Shaping, and bandwidth limitations:
    http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph- Parser?Sect1=P TO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.h tml&r=2&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=Shuster.IN.&s2= Gary.IN.&OS=IN/Shuster+AND+IN/Gary&RS=IN/Shuster+A ND+IN/Gary

    portions of IMAP, Active Directory, NIS, etc:
    http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?S ect1=P TO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.h tml&r=3&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=Shuster.IN.&s2= Gary.IN.&OS=IN/Shuster+AND+IN/Gary&RS=IN/Shuster+A ND+IN/Gary

    Similar to Traffic Shaping above, but looks to be increased to cover group collaboration on files (CVS anyone?, group access to databases, documents, html files, etc):
    http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser? Sect1=P TO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.h tml&r=7&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=Shuster.IN.&s2= Gary.IN.&OS=IN/Shuster+AND+IN/Gary&RS=IN/Shuster+A ND+IN/Gary

    Personally, this really sounds to me like an entire company based on abuse of the patent system. Another SCO in the making...

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    2. Re:these people dont sound very on the level... by dentar · · Score: 1

      Ok, I damn thee, sir!

      (A little Steve Martin humor there.. )

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  164. Can someone CLARIFY this? by databank · · Score: 1

    If the patent is for an automated procedure for licensing sub-domain names via an Internet portal, then isn't anything done on a computer a method of "automation"? SO whats the difference between a person typing it into the computer manually and a person writing a program that generates it on the computer?

    Isn't ANY use of a computer "automating" the process??????

    Definition of automate (www.dictionary.com):
    1.) To convert to automatic operation: automate a factory.
    2.) To control or operate by automation.

    So regardless of whether a program wrote it or not, the patent can be used to argue ANY subdomain level creation is their property since YOU HAVE TO USE A COMPUTER TO DO IT and ANY COMPUTER YOU USE is an AUTOMATION that you control or operate???

    I guess I just DON't see the innovation here that a patent is supposed to defend....

  165. You can't sue the gov't unless it lets you by kuma_act · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, this is a true statement. The doctrine of sovereign immunity protects the government from being sued unless it allows the suit. This is a pretty complex subject, so I'll try to make this as "user-friendly" as I can. The Federal Government and the governments of the individual states are protected from suit unless they allow it. In order to allow the suit, the legislative body (Congress, state assembly, etc.) has to pass a law allowing the suit. Most states and the Federal Government have passed statutes that allow you to sue them under specified circumstances, i.e., for specified types of claims (civil rights violations, tort claims, breach of contract claims), but only if you comply with strict notice requirements. If you don't comply with the requirements of the statute, your case gets thrown out because of sovereign immunity. So I guess the answer really is "You can sue the government, but only if they let you."

    1. Re:You can't sue the gov't unless it lets you by abreauj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess this illustrates how far we've fallen. I seem to recall, from reading Alexis de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America" (published in 1835) long ago in college, that citizens could sue public officials freely, and that this was considered one of the fundamental checks on abuse of governmental power that characterized American democracy.

    2. Re:You can't sue the gov't unless it lets you by Royster · · Score: 2, Informative

      You *can* sue a government to enforce rights granted to you by statute. If an official is responsible for implementing a statute and their policies do not properly implement the intent of a statute, you certainly always have standing to sue to enforce performance or to challange an adverse ruling. But only if you follow all administrative review and appeal procedures before filing your suit.

      But that does not extend to having standing to sue the USPTO under some kind of tort theory.

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  166. Re:Over and Over and Over by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

    I don't know about being general knowledge. I do quite a bit of tech-support in my job. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get customers to understand to get to our Web-mail program you have to type 'webmail.ourdomain.com'.

    It simply doesn't occur to most people that you can have something other than 'www' there. And that's frightening because it means there are PHBs that will pony up the cash for this ridiculous licsense, making this firm seem crediable (and making matters worse).

  167. www by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the www subdomain? There is no way they can overlook that.

  168. Re:Over and Over and Over by Phisbut · · Score: 1
    The problem is that if it isn't patented already, then they can patent it. Screw any "prior art" that isn't in the patent database

    It's not only about "not being patented already", the article says that to patent something :
    The invention must be new or novel. It must be non-obvious. The persons claiming the patent must be the inventors. And the patent application must be filed within one year of a public disclosure or sale.

    Now, is it new? We'd need to check the exact date and time of the patent to determine when subdomains were new and when they became old.
    Is it non-obvious? Again, it probably was non-obvious in the early 80's, but it's definitely very obvious since 95.
    Are they the inventor of sub-domain... I don't know them, but I would bet that they aren't.
    Did they file the patent less than a year after public disclosure? If they had, we would have heard of it much earlier.

    They just don't have a case here.

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  169. plenty of other prior art is used by the PTO by ProfBooty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The patent office uses a lot of other prior art sources than just the published patent and application database.

    They use IEEE journals, derwent database, the EPO and JPO databases, the internet, various private databases, usenet, trade journals, a good sized libary or old manuals just to name a few. They have a whole staff dedicated to non patent literature searches and resources.

    Look at a published patent and most of the time, you will see non patent literature cited as prior art of record.

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    1. Re:plenty of other prior art is used by the PTO by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The patent office uses a lot of other prior art sources than just the published patent and application database.

      They use IEEE journals, derwent database, the EPO and JPO databases, the internet, various private databases, usenet, trade journals, a good sized libary or old manuals just to name a few. They have a whole staff dedicated to non patent literature searches and resources.

      Unfortunately this doesn't stop them from issuing patents for anything and everything. I once sat in on a patent-planning-meeting at work. I suggested that several proposed patents were clearly well-known techniques in different collections or settings. The patent lawyer said flat out that it looked that way logically, but that there was little doubt the new patents would get issued. So the patent office is dumb and wimpy, and corporations patent everything that moves. Dumb system.

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  170. *cough* NSFW you insensative clods *cough* nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    n/t *cough* Not Safe For Work you insensative clods *cough*

  171. experts by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    Actually the average patent examiner knows quite a bit about a particular subject.

    Each examiner only works in a specific technology, for example an examiner who looks at fasteners, will not be the same examiner who examines biotechnology. Examiners only examine patents in a particular subset of a technolofy, and as such, they may even know more than the actual engineers in that technology.

    What most people don't understand is that specific implementations get patented. Check and see how many mousetrap patents there are, each one has some additional limitation which differentiates a patent.

    Plus the slashdot crowd does seem to have a problem with the concept of inpermissible hindsight. Remember, everything looks obvious in hindsight. The job of the examiner is to decide if something is obvious AT THE TIME OF INVENTION. That can be particularily difficult if an application has priority 10+ years back.

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    1. Re:experts by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      That can be particularily difficult if an application has priority 10+ years back.

      Except RFC1034 (aka STD0013) was approved 1 Nov 1987.

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  172. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The site you reference is out of date, as methods of doing business have been declared patentable...

    Err... Only in Soviet Russia^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H America...

  173. prior art references by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    You are required by law to present all prior art you are aware off.

    Now if you did a search on your own, you should disclose those references.

    If you read some published patents, the inventor discusses some of the cited references and how the invention differes from the prior art.

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    1. Re:prior art references by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. It just kinda ticked me off because it doesn't seem that anybody else bothers researching the prior art. Or that their patent reviewers don't read it. Mine sure did. He must have gotten a hell of an education on a stultifyingly obscure subject.

  174. Re:Over and Over and Over by sg3235 · · Score: 1
    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that). Its not their duty to make sure that its upheld - if its not, its _your_ problem - as an applicant.
    Ah, well, there's a simple solution to that then. Change the rules so that they receive the income whether or not they approve the patent. The fees paid to them (and government budget allotted to them) should be based on how many patents they review, not how many they grant.

    That's a nice idea, but I don't think it's economically sound. Maybe at first, they would get the same amount of money, but after awhile, people would stop submitting (and paying for) patent requests that would likely be turned down. Thus, they wouldn't get as much money as they would if they approved everything.

  175. Someone needs to have a talk with these people. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    A simple, "Look, I know you're struggling, but you can't patent subdomains. Please go find a job and move on" will do just fine.

    These people must be living in alternate realities. That's like me trying to patent the letter I and making everyone who ever uses it pay me $100 per occurrance.

    Ah well, it's good to know that we can sit back and laugh at these idiots as they waste their energy, time, and money blindly believing they can even remotely get away with it.

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  176. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my coworker saw me try that link.

    you'd think i'd learn but nooooooo

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      damn. i need something to laugh at this morning. getting fired for seeing whatever this might be isn't worth the laugh.

      anyone have any SCO news instead?

  177. Re:Over and Over and Over by red+floyd · · Score: 1

    I had an email in a subdomain around '94.

    I might still even have the old business cards lying around somewhere.

    IT was: myaddress@host.division.bigcorp.com

    Note that names have been changed to protect the guilty company.

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  178. Complain to their ISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just used their ISPs online form to complain that they are hosting offensive material:

    http://www.globalreachinc.com/contact.asp

    You can use a NSFW link like:
    http://www.ideaflood.com/buyillegalporn.htm l

    (Someone posted earlier about their 404 page pointing to this.)

  179. Re:Over and Over and Over by red+floyd · · Score: 1

    Sure, we all know about domains, but we're computer nerds.

    Well, isn't that the bar.... (note: exact phrase may be wrong): "Non-obvious to a skilled practitioner in the art"?

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  180. If you can't find a way... by qtone42 · · Score: 1

    to capitalize on your brilliant idea, you don't deserve the money.

    If you come up with some brilliant sceme, but are a person whose idea:implementation ratio is really bad, find someone to partner with who has the drive and split the profit$.

    Don't wait until others implement your idea and then claim some right of ownership.

    The idea of patenting a concept pisses me off anyway... A process, fine. A product, certainly.

    It is the result of the concept that should be patrentable, not the concept itself.

  181. Brian Shuster by nuggetboy · · Score: 1

    DAN the name prevalent on these patents is Brian Shuster? Topic of a previous /. article and mentioned in a MSNBC.com article back last May. Or he could be responsible for some of the finest cinema ever. (I especially like Santa with Muscles).

  182. Patent Baby Making by forgeeks · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm going to patent the process of making babies. I of course came up with this concept when I was 16 so I'm sure I was the first as I owned the world that day. Just think about all the money I will make on an hourly basis!!!

    Of course if anyone has some prior "art" feel free to post it ;)

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  183. Re:Over and Over and Over by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


    And I'm sure if you had submitted your patent application with a section reading "Prior Art? None!", they wouldn't have scoffed or told you to cram it. The patent office knows there's nothing new under the sun.

  184. Re:Over and Over and Over by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that).

    Actually you still pay the fees even if the application is rejected. But the USPTO has tended to allow everything because rejected applicants are allowed to sue them while the victims of maliciously invalid patents are not.

    The way to rectify this is to start suing malicious applicants for perjury.

    The particular patent in question is not simply for subdomains, it is for mapping subdomains onto email addresses so that alice@example.com has web site alice.example.com.

    This is an old, old convention that was widely used long before 1998. the patent was filled in 1999, under the idiotic rules the 'inventor' is allowed to effectively claim to have invented it a year earlier. But even so, there is plenty of prior art.

    One of the many reforms that is urgently needed at the USPTO is to make the filing date the date for prior art. At the moment a malicious applicant can go to a meeting, listen to a good idea, and file an application claiming to have invented it a year earlier. This goes on all the time.

    Another overdue reform is publishing all applications for a challenge period of a year before they are issued and requiring the examiners to consider all prior art objections raised. At the moment the USPTO has deliberately tried to prevent the publication of applications being used as a challenge period, the examiners are not allowed to see arguments about prior art.

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  185. Signs that the apocalypse is upon us :) by Stomple · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When companies like Ideaflood are formed that can be described as "Intellectual Property holding companies". Is it me or does that just sound wrong?

    1. Re:Signs that the apocalypse is upon us :) by nuggetboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yah, like "our sole purpose is to own stuff and sue the p00p out of anyone who thinks otherwise"

  186. Re:Over and Over and Over by aminorex · · Score: 1

    The "shitty bastards" are apparently engaged in barratry.

    But it works! Their patents might not stand, but they will do enormous social damage in the meanwhile, and turn a big profit.

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  187. -1, Wrong by lavalyn · · Score: 1

    Patents != Trademark

    An organization can defend against patent infringement selectively. They do not lose the patent rights. It becomes harder to collect damages though, since they did not try to mitigate the loss.

    Unisys patented LZW and saw it used everywhere. Then they started charging for licenses. The fact that they knew what was happening didn't invalidate the patent. Sleazy, sure, but legal.

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  188. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could patent the process of making rediculous patents then sue everyone!

  189. Re:Over and Over and Over by mpe · · Score: 1

    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that).

    In which case what difference would it make to them if applications are accepted or rejected? Indeed it might make more sense to reject any questionable applications ASAP.

  190. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never. But I have heard of several cases where an ex-inmate has successfully sued for false imprisonment, when they were found innocent after serving some or all of their time, and getting several hundred thousand dimes.

    No doubt US authorities will try and emulate an idea from Britain. Where the government attempts to charge innocent people "board and lodging" fees for time they spent in prison.

  191. Re:Over and Over and Over by mpe · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, many patents issued these days fail the "high school kid" test.

    Maybe the first test of a patent application should be to show it to some high school kids :)

  192. Re:Over and Over and Over by mpe · · Score: 1

    Is it non-obvious? Again, it probably was non-obvious in the early 80's, but it's definitely very obvious since 95.

    The DNS dates from 1982. The earliest example of a "sub-domain" is in RFC 819 which dates from August of that year.

    Are they the inventor of sub-domain... I don't know them, but I would bet that they aren't.

    Unless they are either Jon Postal (who is dead) or Zaw-Sing Su then they self evidently arn't.
    Finding the relevent "prior art" takes seconds using Google.

  193. Re:Over and Over and Over by mpe · · Score: 1

    The patent office itself has the same problem. They can tell if someone else patented the same thing (did they copy?) but they simply don't have resources to tell if some technical thing has ever occured before.

    In which case they should either reject applications in areas they are not competent to research or not accept these applications in the first place.

    Sure, we all know about domains, but we're computer nerds.

    Patents should not be "obvious" to those "skilled in the art". Regardless of if they are in-obvious to people with some other specialty.

    Most people in the patent office could probably not make that claim, just as they couldn't claim to be automobile designers or materials scientists.

    In which case they shouldn't be handling applications for automobiles or materials...

  194. jail time by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Squatting on stupid obvious patents is the same as squattng on stupid obvious domain names isnt it? This and the business plan of trading patents/ip for profit wasnt the intention of the patent system surely? so why hasnt this been fixed years ago? The patent system was supposed to give an incentive to innovate (which is debatable on its own) instead patents are just a commodety! Whats next? companies will start buying and selling jail time - you got jail? sell it to a company who will pay someone else _less_ money to take the sentence for you!

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  195. Re:An observation on patents and the global econom by jp10558 · · Score: 1

    My biggest problem is that I'm not sure that Intellectual Property as used today makes any kind of logical or rational sense. I find it pretty laughable that someone can own an idea. Well more specifically, I can't see how it is practical much less logical to try and own an idea.

    Here's where I find the problems with our system today(in the USA): Primarialy the protections offered to "IP" are too broad and long lasting - and what counts as IP is way too broadly defined.

    The ideas I am presenting here are hardly new on slashdot, but does anyone honestly expect me, or anyone else, to know whose ideas they originally were - much less track down some way to pay them royalties so I can use them in discussion? Such an expectation seems crazy to me, but isn't that what many of these patents are currently analogous to?

    It seems to me - that it is ok to let someone own something like the StarTrek, but that ownership needs to be specific. It seems fair to restrict exact copying of the episodes or the technical manual(for a limited time - again to myself the original 14 years seems like plenty).However the overall universe should not be copywrightable, the idea of StarTrek. There ought not be any possible challenge to people who want to write fanfiction(the ones who make up a new crew/ship in the generic ST universe). It's trickier for those who want to write about the established characters, Kirk et al, but I still can't see how that would cause harm in any real sense to Paramount or whoever owns them now.

    Many such franchises allow all fanfiction specifically because it encourages fans to be interested in their products. It should be a given by law that some specific things you can own - a specific story, but that characters or world/environments are fair game for anyone to write in. Of course the 3rd party works should not be able to claim to be cannon, hence anyone could totally avoid them if they wanted to.

    Another example showing that allowing compatible 3rd party works helps a company/system rather than hurts it is in the 3rd+ Edition of D&D. Ever since Wizards of the Coast opened up the system they use to 3rd party developers(much like OSS) there has been an explosion of products for their system. Many more than one company alone could produce. And every one needed their Core books to play, because that laid out the system in full.(The system seems like it should also be ok to patent/copywright - it is a specific system for generating characters - it is not an ownership of creating RPG style characters)

    So where am I going with all this? Simple - in many cases, even outside of computing, allowing or insisting on ownership of an idea, a system if you will, has hurt the public, and limited the amount of products produced thereby limiting the economy revolving around that original product. In cases where such systems or ideas have been opened up, everyone has benefited. So - we as a society have a NEED for a public domain, and that has been lost in law and public understanding in the last few years.

    So to summarize:

    1. Copyright/Patents(IP) are ok, and probably good as long as they are for short terms, 14 yrs maybe at the top end.(I personally liked the idea of 5yrs renewable in 5yr increments up to 20 yrs max or so - less in software.)

    2. Copyright/Patents(IP) need to be specific - no patents on concepts, no copyrights on concepts. (I went to the store today.:copyrightable - going to the store - not copyrightable. Example 2 - momma's chocolate fudge recipe. Use 3 eggs, 2tbps cocoa etc...:copyrightable, Chocolate Fudge: Not copyrightable.)

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  196. Re:Over and Over and Over by Phisbut · · Score: 1
    Finding the relevent "prior art" takes seconds using Google

    True enough, but I was lazy this morning ;-)

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  197. Re:Over and Over and Over by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    although I can keep track of whether or not I'm copying from anyone, I can't keep track of all the possibilities of all the patents I may someday be accused of violating.

    This is the single biggest proof that the patent system is broken.

    Most people (here) know that the only reason that patents exist is to "promote progress in science and the useful arts." - So let's see how this is doing:

    If you're a technology 'creator' (programmer, engineer, whatever) ask any patent lawyer, and he'll tell you not to go looking up patents, because it can get you into trouble.

    So, if looking up patents can get you into trouble, how the hell is this promoting progress?!?!?!

    The patent system is broken, plain and simple.

  198. No, it IS true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called sovergn immunity. You can not sue someone for acting as a government agent, even if what they did was unjust and illegal UNLESS the government specifically allows you to do so. People are always amazed by this but I learned about it in middle school :/

  199. So software is not a collection of simple facts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say that gene patents are an exception, but if they are so is software. They are actually more similar than you suggest. Or do you mean gene patents don't have the same requirements as for other types (i.e. not obvious, etc.)?

  200. Re:Over and Over and Over by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Change the rules so that...

    You are aware who makes the rules, right? Hint: It's not the EFF or anybody remotely like them. Changing rules like these in any logical(non-corrupt) way would require massive public attention and input. With the economic interest in maintaining the status quo, I doubt there will be any significant change anytime soon.

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  201. Sue the examiner by hublan · · Score: 1

    If you can't sue the government, then sue the patent examiner individually for negligence.

    Or is that the same as suing the gubbernment?

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  202. I Patent... by Supergoad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I patent procreating. Now please send a SASE with $200(For your licsense, of course), to ...

    Maybe if I send Ev1Servers a threatning letter, they will buy a few....

    hmmm....

  203. Re:Over and Over and Over by quonsar · · Score: 1

    fairly new to the concept of government, aren't you?

  204. Maybe the whole system is just broken? Maybe OT? by macraig · · Score: 2, Informative
    Okay, maybe not so much "broken" as just not "scaleable" from yesteryear to today, but still! Did anyone catch the final paragraph and especially this sentence?

    "He patented the idea - and retired."

    This is exactly the sort of (ab-)use of the patent system that needs to be highlighted: people that use the system to innovate once in their life and then retire on the licensing fees they collect from the patent. Nature and the Real World don't function this way at all... there is no free lunch and everyone should be encouraged to engage in a process of CONTINUOUS innovation. In such an environment the threat of copy-catters is insignificant because continued improvements - change - create a continuous process of obsolescence. IBM, Intel, and some other technology companies have learned this lesson quite well, and even abuse it to bankrupt some competitors by creating various "standards" and then abandoning them after the competition has become heavily vested in them.

    Now we have "intellectual property holding companies" like Ideaflood, who don't actually produce any tangible product at all and often don't even originate or innovate anything, but instead merely traffic in IP and patents, buying "low" and selling "high" to the highest bidders as if it were nothing more than a stock market commodity.

    In what twisted alternate-reality Earth is this supposed to be conducive to competition, innovation, and incremental evolution? I'd thought the patent system was originally intended to protect the little-guy garage inventor from being raped; perhaps that was never the reality in the first place and it just wasn't obvious until now, but it's creating an environment of corrupt and dishonest tactics that is especially injurious to the Little Guy, who is now being horse-whipped by the system, e.g. freelance or Mom-and-Pop programmers and developers. It's not good for business, definitely not good for consumers, and bad for overall productivity; the only people who seem to benefit from this system now are IP and patent lawyers and their deep-pocketed ligitious clients.

  205. Idea Flood??? Idea Dam maybe by lifespan · · Score: 1

    every big creature has parasites...

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  206. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They may not have patented it, but I'm pretty sure they HAVE copyrighted it: The Children's Television Workshop.

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