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  1. AOL doesn't understand its own customers on Andreessen Interview Discusses Post-Crash Innovation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh. NOBODY understands AOLers.

  2. Re:come on, baybee! on SCO Ordered to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that would be cool. Maybe put the SCO execs in the stocks for a while, and let everybody spit on them.

  3. He forgot to mention... on McBride's New Open Letter on Copyrights · · Score: 1

    that the GPL is the spawn of Satan and a Chia Pet.

    Oh yeah, and that it causes cancer in laboratory rats.

  4. Buzz wants a space base on Buzz Advocates Lagrange Point Spaceport · · Score: 1

    But what does Woody want?

  5. Re: the future? on Microsoft to Charge for FAT File System · · Score: 1

    Eh? I haven't seen a DOS box since... uh... sometime in the early 90s. Like, shortly after Windows 3.1 came out. The last one I saw had a dual-boot of DOS (for games), Windows, and Linux.

  6. Re: the future? on Microsoft to Charge for FAT File System · · Score: 1

    The future is not Win98.

    (If it is, please kill me now.)

  7. Re: the future? on Microsoft to Charge for FAT File System · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And the future is...

    ext2fs
    ext3fs
    jfs
    xfs
    reiserfs
    etc.

  8. Re:hmm no opensource availbe?huh? on MIT Students Get an Education in Software Development · · Score: 1

    They did it BECAUSE RMS is so nearby.

  9. Yup on Kernel Exploit Cause Of Debian Compromise · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just like Nancy Reagan said: Users are Losers.

  10. Scratching the same itch on What's Wrong with the Open Source Community? · · Score: 1

    This is unique to OSS? I thought that this was the whole idea behind free-market capitalism? Maybe the main problem with the auto industry is that too many carmakers "scratch the same itch".

    From this, we can conclude... DUH.

  11. Underwater soldering on Transatlantic Cable Fault Disrupts Internet In UK · · Score: 1

    At least there is cold water readily available for when you pick up the soldering iron by the wrong end.

  12. FireEngine on What's Coming in Solaris 10 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That's what I want: a free fire engine with every mainframe I buy. A nice Tonka fire engine would sway my decision towards Sun products, especially if they threw in a fire man's hat.

    Woo hoo! Off to play with my toy trains!

    Thank you for your time.

    Sincerely yours,
    The CTO of your company

  13. "Content" on OSDL Releases New Paper on SCO's Claims · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have two little kids. I frequently tell them, "Hey, let's check your diaper for content."

    So there you go.

  14. Re:Summary: on OSDL Releases New Paper on SCO's Claims · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks for the summary. The editors should just post your summary every time there is an SCO story, and not bother with linking to any outside content.

  15. Are the analysts catching on? on Gartner Recommends Holding Onto The SCO Money · · Score: 1

    Those that don't own SCO shares are!

  16. Re:What would they have done with him anyhow? on Saruman Completely Cut from 'Return of the King' · · Score: 1

    Sauron gets suspicious when all of his flying monkeys fall asleep in a field of poppies, so he gets on his broom and flies out to cackle at Frodo and Dorothy.

  17. Re:Internet Mafia on Gangs Extort Companies With DDoS Attacks · · Score: 1

    IIS sleeps with the fishes.

  18. tar xvf archive.tar on Experiences w/ Drive Imaging Software? · · Score: 1

    Works every time! At least, it does on systems that are worth using.

  19. Old news on Simcity Microwave Power by 2050? · · Score: 1

    I can already use microwave power plants in SimCity. How is this news? Now, if they would write an upgrade to allow me to build Potato Power Plants...

  20. Re:Premiere Glue! on KDE 3.2 'Rudi' Beta Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    I swear, it's been 5 years since anything mediocre was released.

    Yup, nothing since Windows 98. (It's follow-on didn't quite meet the minimum requirements for mediocre...)

  21. Thanks for the innovation, MS on Microsoft Adding Blogs to Longhorn? · · Score: 1

    We wouldn't know what to do without blogging integrated into our OS.

  22. But Linux already has a web authoring tool! on Lindows Announces Nvu - Frontpage For Linux? · · Score: 1

    /usr/bin/vi

  23. Is this the beginning of the end? on Cygwin/XFree86 Leaving XFree86.org · · Score: 4, Funny

    No.

    That was easy! Ask me another one!

  24. Re:Nine weeks more work? That's good! on Take Back Your Time! · · Score: 1

    American TVs are, on average, 2.7 inches larger than average European TVs. Ditto for American waistlines.

    That's progress!

  25. Re:Top 10 Explanations for Jupiter Mystery DarkSmu on Mystery Spot on Jupiter Baffles Astronomers · · Score: 1
    It started with a blown transformer in Cleveland, I think

    Optimus Prime, you have been a naughty robot.