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  1. Re:Yousaf Butt? on How Close Is Iran, Really, To Nuclear Weapons · · Score: 1

    It sounds like Jar Jar trying to cuss.

  2. Will the new clothes come with baggies? on USPS To Launch Line of Smart Clothing · · Score: 1

    It would sure be nice to avoid this.

  3. Re:Time overflowing on You've Got 25 Years Until UNIX Time Overflows · · Score: 1

    Time overflowing sounds like a good plot, instead of the usual time repeating, or other cliche time related plots. I'm just curious what the effects of a time overflow would be. *ponders* Maybe a break down in causality?

    I guess it depends upon whether time is signed or not.

  4. Re:King Bhumibol Adulyade on Thailand Jails Dissident For What People Thought He Would Have Said · · Score: 1

    Original jokes, here on /., surely you can't be serious.

    And stop calling me ... , oh never mind.

  5. Re:lol on Pot Smokers Might Not Turn Into Dopes After All · · Score: 1

    Troll weed. It makes a big "Whoosh" sound and causes idiots to reply to your comments.

    Old Toby. Finest weed in the Southfarthing.

  6. Re:silent update? on Chrome 24 Released, Chrome Beta Channel For Android Added · · Score: 1

    system load/onbattery vs. on AC/etc.

    Huh?

    *sigh*
    If the system load is high, they don't want to suck the CPU down any more (the update is a big CPU hog)
    If the system is on a battery, they don't want to risk the update being aborted during an update if the battery dies.

  7. Re:What? No mention of RTTY art? on The Geek Art Movement · · Score: 2

    Wait, RTTY art wants me to enable Java in my browser (Chrome)?

    No thanks.

  8. Re:Sambo's on Samba: Less Important Because Windows Is Less Important · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought Sambos turned into Denny's.

    Like the tiger turned into butter?

  9. Re:So... on Asteroid Apophis Just Got Bigger · · Score: 1

    Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever.

    So far, so good.

  10. Re:What sort of idiot... on Scary Toothbrush Prompts Shutdown of World's Busiest Airport · · Score: 0

    Alert secret service agents seized the toothbrush and wrestled it to the ground

  11. Re:holy f*** there is a slashdot japan? on Japanese Police Charge 2channel Founder Over Forum Posts · · Score: 0

    Mod palent up.

  12. Re:Who cares on Samsung Drops European Injunction Requests Against Apple · · Score: 1

    May they all rott in hell.

    They ported Rise of the Triad to Android? COOL!

  13. Re:Pentaho sucks on Pentaho and Jaspersoft: Good Alternatives To Bigger-Name Software? · · Score: 0

    And why would you want to use software named after five ladies of the night?
    Talk about sucking...

  14. Re:Happens everywhere on Baltimore Issued Speed Camera Ticket To Motionless Car · · Score: 1

    Not technically true. They use chalk (for body outlines).

  15. Re:Thunderbirds are Go! on US Nuclear Industry Plans "Rescue Wagon" To Avert Meltdowns · · Score: 1

    "Ladies and gentlemen if you'd direct your attention to this device I'm holding right here..." [FLASH!!]

    "People, we've warned you about trying to dry your cat in the microwave oven and now you see what happens when you ignore these warnings."

  16. Re:Withdrawals on John McAfee Collapses At Guatemala Detention Center · · Score: 5, Funny

    you druggies are all the same

    You stereotypers are all the same.

  17. Re:Apples to oranges on The Coming Wave of In-Dash Auto System Obsolescence · · Score: 2
    At least your vibrator is still working. Those used to fail quite a bit.

    And for those who think I'm joking, old car radios had a vibrator to convert the 6V DC into AC that could be used by the radio.

  18. "Help Me!"

  19. Re:Cooling on The Wii Mini Is Real, Arrives December 7 — In Canada · · Score: 1

    Mod +1 Funny

  20. Re:Flawed Mirror on What Will NASA Do With Its Gifted Spy 'Scopes? · · Score: 1
    I wonder if these also have the "Flawed Mirror" that the Hubble had.

    The Hubble mirror was developed around the same time the Pentium P5 came out. Coincidence?

  21. Re:sheesh on South Korean Man Given Suspended Sentence For Retweeting NK Propaganda · · Score: 1

    And the perrential favorite: "All your base are belong to us."

  22. Re:Gorilla won't work on Google's Server Cooling Plan Produces 4ft Alligator · · Score: 1

    Paper wraps stone.

  23. Zager and Evans predicted this on Artificial Wombs In the Near Future? · · Score: 1

    They were just ~6500 years off:

    In the year 6565
    Ain't gonna need no husband,
    Won't need no wife.
    You'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too
    From the bottom of a long glass tube.

  24. Re:better yet on Man Arrested For Photo of Burning Poppy On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Ob. Monty Python quote: " Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. >br>

  25. Re:one word on Samsung Hits Apple With 20% Price Increase · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... And the price increase gets pass down to ... oh shit!