Ah yes, asking for his intent, wherein he'll lie, distort or otherwise come up with some lame excuse. I keep seeing this theme throughout internet arguments. Intent is really hard to prove. Which is why conspiracy charges rarely require it, where you have to prove they intended to carry out the conspiracy.
Next time you're caught speeding, try telling the cop, "I didn't intend to speed" and see where it gets you.
When I'm president we're going to have massive ice, all right? Strong, powerful ice that grabs you by the shoulders and pushes you down on your stomach and shows you what real ice is all about. Barack Obama let the ice get all thin and runny, which is really really sad. I'm going to make sure the ice is thick and hard and respected everywhere, all right? Respected everywhere. And it will be white, American ice, not muddy ice.
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The correct term is "pigmentally-challenged" tower.
Don't let Samsung start making cars.
I don't see the point in installing cameras in Catholic churches.
Church of Elvis maybe...
I don't want to know what that is. Please don't tell me.
Think "breast implants" for your lips.
Ah yes, asking for his intent, wherein he'll lie, distort or otherwise come up with some lame excuse. I keep seeing this theme throughout internet arguments. Intent is really hard to prove. Which is why conspiracy charges rarely require it, where you have to prove they intended to carry out the conspiracy.
Next time you're caught speeding, try telling the cop, "I didn't intend to speed" and see where it gets you.
I didn't intend to wipe my server with a cloth.
Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Seek time sucks. And rotational delay? Forget it.
When I'm president we're going to have massive ice, all right? Strong, powerful ice that grabs you by the shoulders and pushes you down on your stomach and shows you what real ice is all about. Barack Obama let the ice get all thin and runny, which is really really sad. I'm going to make sure the ice is thick and hard and respected everywhere, all right? Respected everywhere. And it will be white, American ice, not muddy ice.
And Canada is going to pay for it.
Typical Chinese manufacturing "quality" control here, eh?
What are you talking about, Doc? All the best stuff is made in China
This is the best, most advanced response ever!
So, no intergalactic kegger?
Ardbeg? Well no wonder it tasted funny.
Why do I have this image of giant dominoes?
Sandboxing
That's gotta be even more boring to watch than golf.
Bingo.
maybe it will get picked up by systemD to replace the Grub bootloader ;-)
In other news, LILO is being replace with STITCH.
As if women needed another excuse to refuse sex.
Oh, wait...
Of course dogs do that. Do you know how pokey grass is?
That's what it's all about.
And here I thought this guy was asking for a Cessna business jet.
Or an old POS Chevrolet.
Maybe we could bury them under millions of black plastic balls.
And yet, it still wouldn't be enough.
at you mean. It's real irritating.
Think of the children in Soviet Russia you insensitive clod.
I immediately saw "HERPES" and therefore approved of the human's exoskeleton for avoiding that virus.
Indeed. I read the headline as "MIT researchers have developed HERPES" and my heart went out to them.
Who cares about debutantes?
Guys who live in their Mom's basement. So, pretty much all of /.
I glanced at the headline and read "China To Plant Internet Police In Top Online Farms"
And I was thinking that you don't want to plant the police too deep.
And make sure they get plenty of water and fertilizer.