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China Confirms Its Space Station Is Falling Back to Earth (popularmechanics.com)

The Tiangong-1, China's prototype space station which was launched in September 2011, is no longer under the control of China. PopularMechanics reports: China's Tiangong-1 space station has been orbiting the planet for about 5 years now, but recently it was decommissioned and the Chinese astronauts returned to the surface. In a press conference, China announced that the space station would be falling back to earth at some point in late 2017. Normally, a decommissioned satellite or space station would be retired by forcing it to burn up in the atmosphere. This type of burn is controlled, and most satellite re-entries are scheduled to burn up over the ocean to avoid endangering people. However, it seems that China's space agency is not sure exactly when Tiangong-1 will re-enter the atmosphere, which implies that the station has been damaged somehow and China is no longer able to control it. This is important because it means Tiangong-1 won't be able to burn up in a controlled manner. All we know is it will burn up at some point in late 2017, but it is impossible to predict exactly when or where. This means that there is a chance debris from the falling spacecraft could strike a populated area.

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  1. This is my shocked face by redmid17 · · Score: 1, Funny

    https://cdn.meme.am/instances/...

    Well done China. Well done.

    1. Re:This is my shocked face by cayenne8 · · Score: 0
      Typical Chinese manufacturing "quality" control here, eh?

      I mean, we see it all the time...tainted drywall, poison in dog food...etc.

      Do those folks know how to even try to make a quality product that won't kill people somehow....?

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    2. Re:This is my shocked face by execthis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No my guess is its deliberate. The low risk was deemed acceptable and they can save money. They don't want to spend money to prevent whatever remote odds it may kill or injure anyone on Earth. That's their attitude.

      Would be nice if it crashed in downtown Beijing.

    3. Re:This is my shocked face by msauve · · Score: 2

      "Would be nice if it crashed in downtown Beijing."

      No. Hopefully in the middle of the ocean, someplace like Fiery Cross Reef.

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    4. Re:This is my shocked face by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      They only export that stuff to the U.S., the stuff they keep for themselves is fine.

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    5. Re:This is my shocked face by Immerman · · Score: 4, Funny

      We assure you that it' a complete coincidence that it's on a collision course with Washington D.C. Our most humble apologies for any inconvenience...

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    6. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://cdn.meme.am/instances/...

      Well done China. Well done.

      Skylab. Naiscent space programs all have this issue.

    7. Re:This is my shocked face by CrankyFool · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've seen no evidence that China is incapable of producing high-quality stuff. Thing is, US companies going to China for manufacturing aren't deciding to go to China because the US can't build stuff that's high quality enough -- they're going there to save money. So they go to China and ask for the cheapest something can be manufactured and they get ... the cheapest manufactured stuff. If those companies -- really, the people who own the quality of the products they're selling -- didn't like the quality of the product, they'd either negotiate better quality (and higher price) with their Chinese manufacturers or they'd move their manufacturing to someone who can do a better job. They don't. Why? Because that's exactly how they like it.

    8. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who cares as long as everyone has lots of toys, has manager or consultant in their job title and a huge amount of free time from the pretend 'work'......

    9. Re:This is my shocked face by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      They only export that stuff to the U.S., the stuff they keep for themselves is fine.

      So they're exporting this space station to the US, then?

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    10. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are they selling the sewer oil then?

    11. Re:This is my shocked face by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Many from the right-wing fringe actually believe that, even though the Chinese are far and away the greatest victims of inferior and contaminated Chinese goods.

      I hope you're joking, but... Poe's law and all.

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    12. Re:This is my shocked face by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      The problem with Chinese manufacturing is the fact the the government owns all the business. So any regulation that hurts the business also hurts the government.
      In general with the world every stage is corrupt. You need a system to insure the self interests of all corrupt parts are in conflict with each other so what is left is the honest attempt (as the honest parts is what they could all agree on)

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    13. Re:This is my shocked face by SumDog · · Score: 2

      You realize over 70% of the shit in your home is made in China right? Including things that have last over 5 and even 10 years.

    14. Re:This is my shocked face by Tim+the+Gecko · · Score: 3, Informative

      Skylab fell on my defenceless homeland. On News at Ten (ITN), Reginald Bosanquet, overcome with disbelief, read his autocue one line at a time. ‘Skylab broke up, with debris. Streaking across the night sky and heading. Thousands of miles across the. Ocean for Australia.’

      At least Reggie wasn’t entirely speechless. I’m bound to confess that I was, since until that point I had been an admirer of President Carter. But when they start strafing your own country with tons of red-hot supersonic junk you can’t help wondering whether there might not be some substance in all those theories about US imperialism.

      Clive James, 1979

    15. Re:This is my shocked face by spidey3 · · Score: 2

      It only takes a cursory review of the chinese economy to understand that government there definitely does not own "all the business". Having spent time in china, I can tell you that it is probably one of the most hyper-capitalistic societies that I have ever seen.

      What it doesn't have, that exists in the west, is a robust regulatory regime to prevent false advertising, dangerous products, etc.

    16. Re:This is my shocked face by balbeir · · Score: 1

      That depends on your definition of fine

    17. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2016-09/14/c_135687885.htm

      This one was unmanned since 2013. From the news source: "It was in service for four and a half years, two and a half years longer than its designed life".
      There is no information that "implies that the station has been damaged somehow and China is no longer able to control it", the article referenced in the post is full of bs.

    18. Re:This is my shocked face by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's not deliberate, it's out of warranty. like everything chinese that's broken.

    19. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical Chinese manufacturing "quality" control here, eh?

      I mean, we see it all the time...tainted drywall, poison in dog food...etc.

      Do those folks know how to even try to make a quality product that won't kill people somehow....?

      Your opinion is based on media bias. Of course you hear about the big mistakes and issues. What you don't hear about is the thousands upon thousands of times products are shipped cheaply from China and are high quality and well produced, because that's not news.

      The news of course is going to play up the stories of bad quality because nationalism sells news, which then skews the data you base your opinion on towards it all being bad, but that doesn't make it a representative data set.

    20. Re:This is my shocked face by gmack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is exactly it. I find when I negotiate with Chinese companies that they tend to be very accommodating and they try to give me whatever I ask for. If you want a feature, they will add it. In fact, I once had a DSLAM company add protection circuit (protect against DC polarity reversal to avoid fireworks) to their equipment just for me along with some software changes. The trouble happens when you tell them you want it cheap. They will cut every corner and give you the cheapest piece of trash you've ever seen..

      Its the same with outsourcing: When you go cheap, you get all of the people who couldn't get jobs elsewhere.

    21. Re:This is my shocked face by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      So, in the US, business owns all of government.

      End result is depressingly similar.

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    22. Re:This is my shocked face by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0

      chinese modern culture assigns NO value to human life.

      I should not have to list product news items to demo that to you. everyone knows this, at some level.

      the chinese CAN design and build serious things; but mostly, money matters more than anything to them and ethics simply does not enter into 'profits'. when profits are all that matters, we are done for. they learned TOO WELL from us, it seems (damn.)

      china capacitors will be here to plague us until we cease as a species. and that's just one of the fucked up things they did to the world. impossible to buy gear that does not have the fake china caps inside ;(

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    23. Re:This is my shocked face by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      So they're exporting this space station to the US, then?

      ... to Washington DC?

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    24. Re:This is my shocked face by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      dead wrong.

      in fact, this reminds me of an EEVBLOG post I read that addressed the rigol scope market (I think it was rigol) and that they made 2 scopes on a model # - one for non-china sales and one for china-only sales. the china-only one was really dangerous and underdesigned. lots of failures - total POS. the reason it was sold to china only is that its easier to sell shit to them and they can deal with the problems locally (not expensive to mail it back to the factory, etc). if I mailed a bad scope from the US to china, it would cost half of the value of the scope, itself.

      china does not keep the 'better stuff' to its own people. its the exact opposite, in fact. china has more people than they need and care nothing for human life. individuals are not respected, the 'whole' is the only thing that matters to their culture. quite backward from how I grew up (in the US) and this divide is one major difference between us that I can't see ever changing.

      china educated engineers also tend not to be very creative and also generally not very good (sorry if the truth hurts).

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    25. Re:This is my shocked face by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0

      I can't name a single thing in my home that is china-made and has lasted very long.

      10 years? maybe if you sit it on a shelf and avoid using it. MAYBE.

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    26. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Would be nice if it crashed in downtown Beijing.

      Resulting in the deaths of many innocents, and none of the people involved in making the decisions that lead to this in the first place.

      Why exactly would that be nice?

    27. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Would be nice if it crashed in downtown Beijing."

      No. Hopefully in the middle of the ocean, someplace like Fiery Cross Reef.

      If you track its orbit, it does not cross Beijing ( or Washington DC ). The only US states it crosses is the southern parts from Californian to Texas. Aside from crossing parts of North and South America, its orbit is mostly over water.

    28. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's any karma in the world, this station has been damaged by debris from China's stupid ASAT test a while back, and it'll impact something China considers valuable, like Beijing or Fiery Cross Reef as another msauve mentioned.

      I doubt that's what happened/will happen, though.

    29. Re:This is my shocked face by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      This is China we're talking about. While they're more than happy to take money form the US, they hate us with a passion and would love nothing more than to see us gone, even though it would essentially collapse their whole economy as well.

      I wouldn't put it past them to still be in full control of the space station and crash it into some high-value target in the US. "Oopsie!"

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    30. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, imagine if the US had a space station that went out of control and crashed to Earth. Oh wait, it did happen. It was named Skylab.

    31. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a crash in any other country will have political and potentially military repercussions.

    32. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great news! It'll hopefully kill Hilary or Trump! Bonus points for both even.

    33. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look at any manufactured item in your house and you will find your answer.

    34. Re:This is my shocked face by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      I guess they sold it on eBay, because it comes with free shipping.

    35. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think because they have so many people, that people just aren't valued so much. When your population is measured in billions, who cares right?

    36. Re:This is my shocked face by DaHat · · Score: 1

      At this moment in time, no, but it likely will be, multiple times over the next year in the next year: http://www.n2yo.com/?s=37820

      Note the two yellow line? One crossing over the northern end of South America and up through the US, and another going through the middle and missing North America?

      Unless a body is in geostationary orbit, you eventually going to have ever possible location within the inclination of your orbit under it at some point, as the body & the earth are rotating at different rates.

      This is why polar orbits are so useful for certain types of earth viewing satellites (mapping, spy) as you've the widest inclination and everything will eventually be under the satellite.

      Of course, hitting a city sized target with orbital debris is not as easy as it sounds. Unlike Call of Duty Ghosts, simply shooting down is the wrong answer (unless you happen to have unlimited energy and a projectile which will resist the higher temperatures such a high speed direct should would produce). Instead you'd attempt a de-orbit where your body is expected to land around the intended target... and hope that the shape & size of your body doesn't pull too much to one side or the other on the way down.

    37. Re:This is my shocked face by Flavianoep · · Score: 1

      Now, the remark about NASA having been fined for littering in Australia after Skylab fall is not funny anymore. But I'm not complaining, this is a remark on how some people may make little of these things.

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    38. Re:This is my shocked face by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      If you track its orbit, it does not cross Beijing ( or Washington DC ). The only US states it crosses is the southern parts from Californian to Texas. Aside from crossing parts of North and South America, its orbit is mostly over water.

      The orbit is a normal "procession" where it could pass over any point (especially uncontrolled) between about 45 degrees North and 45 degrees South of the equator.

      True, Alaska is not at risk, but the whole of the CONUS is, Northern South America, most of Africa, the Middle East, and South Asia and Southern Europe.

      It's more of a "belt" of possible overflight than geographic regions.

    39. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We assure you that it' a complete coincidence that it's on a collision course with Washington D.C. Our most humble apologies for any inconvenience...

      That's no problem; the US will just send up some anti-satellite weapons to break it up so that it will burn up in the atmosphere. Of course, they'll be launched so that any of the ASAT devices that miss the station will land in Beijing, but that's just a coincidence, right? Cheap lowest-bidder components; it's not our fault if they fail and the missiles don't track right...

    40. Re:This is my shocked face by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 2

      At least NASA planned to, and attempted to, deorbit Skylab into the southern Indian Ocean. That they screwed up and it hit Australia was certainly a giant screw-up on their part, sure. However, having a plan but failing to execute the plan properly, and not giving a rat's backside about where it lands in the first place, are pretty far apart.

    41. Re:This is my shocked face by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Anybody in Australia remember Skylab?

    42. Re:This is my shocked face by tburkhol · · Score: 1

      I can't name a single thing in my home that is china-made and has lasted very long.

      Logitech mouse, 17 years. Likewise, this generic, $10 keyboard. Audio receiver 25 years. I bought my refrigerator used, 19 years ago, but it's still going strong. Microwave oven...came with the house, probably 30 years old now. Pretty much nothing that 'came with the house' has been replaced in 20 years. Everything that has been replaced, except for a couple of DVD players, has been replaced to get new features or better performance.

      I don't know what you're doing with your stuff that it won't last 10 years, but maybe the problem is not the manufacturing.

    43. Re:This is my shocked face by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Carter didn't put it up there, and if he initiated a program to get it under control the day he took office, it would have been too late.

    44. Re:This is my shocked face by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Oops, forgot, they did (claim to) try to control it, but failed. Skylab was a massive kludge to start with, not surprising that the de-orbit control was dodgy.

      Now, PR and attitudes being what they are, it's entirely possible that NASA never really designed Skylab for a controlled re-entry, but to save face they did their best to drop it in the Pacific. Build yourself a Skylab in KSP and try to de-orbit it on 2kg of hydrazine, see if you even get as close as dropping it on the planned orbit, much less hitting an ocean.

    45. Re:This is my shocked face by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Actually, when it comes to stuff like touchscreen phones, it's damned impossible to get that designed and built in the US anymore - you do have to go to China.

      Now, if you pay the Chinese to build you a luxury yacht, and you supervise the suppliers sufficiently, they are indeed capable of building a world class luxury yacht, but it will cost nearly the same as building it in the US, possibly a little more if you have to take a lot of trans-pacific flights to manage the project.

    46. Re:This is my shocked face by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I have a 25 year old Japanese car with 130Kmiles on it, still in great shape.

      The bits of hardware, electrical switches, tools, and occasional appliance made in China can last a really long time - it may have branding like Black & Decker, but look close and it's made in China.

      My favorite pair of scissors are from India - big brass handled things, crude, and bullet-proof.

    47. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people who invoke "Poe's Law" are the lefties that are so full of shit they can't tell a joke if it slapped them in the face. They think that since their leaders lie like Hillary Clinton, everyone must be the same.

    48. Re:This is my shocked face by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 2

      Typical Chinese manufacturing "quality" control here, eh?

      What are you talking about, Doc? All the best stuff is made in China

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    49. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon has two in stock. Delivery late 2017.

    50. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because that's exactly how they like it.

      Why? Because that's what the market will bear. "The market," to most of us, for the rants going on here, is us. We are the market for consumer goods manufactured in China.

    51. Re:This is my shocked face by tomhath · · Score: 1

      they'd either negotiate better quality (and higher price) with their Chinese manufacturers or they'd move their manufacturing to someone who can do a better job

      Signing a contract for a certain level of quality is just a ritual. You can negotiate all the quality you want, but the manufacturer will still try to get away with cutting corners. That's considered good business, and if you let them get away with it you're a dumb businessman.

    52. Re:This is my shocked face by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Survivorship bias. The Chinese are capable of making quality products, but companies move their manufacturing to China to cut costs and, since well-made Chinese products aren't much cheaper than well-made products from anywhere else, these companies specify that any possible corner is to be cut in the design, materials, and manufacturing.

      The Chinese products that you have that have lasted decades were either high quality products (and weren't dirt cheap) or are statistical flukes that had better quality than intended. Labor costs don't account for that much of a product's cost to manufacture. A complete lack of safety and environmental regulations will shave some small percentage off of the cost. Reducing the part count and using inferior (or even not fit for purpose) materials are the real cost savers. Well, that and an increasingly permissive QA process.

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    53. Re: This is my shocked face by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      The Chinese were manufacturing reliable kitchen appliances thirty years ago? Not so sure about that - check the back; bet it says made in Korea or Japan on the back.

    54. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm old enough to remember Skylab.

      How the US has pussified since then.

    55. Re:This is my shocked face by geoskd · · Score: 4, Funny

      We assure you that it' a complete coincidence that it's on a collision course with Washington D.C. Our most humble apologies for any inconvenience...

      Inconvenience hell, I would call that in incredible gesture of goodwill on the part of the Chinese.

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    56. Re:This is my shocked face by geoskd · · Score: 1

      into some high-value target in the US.

      Thats going to be damn difficult, there isn't much left in this country that doesn't deserve active bombardment, much less saving. Maybe they'll hit the white house and spare us the embarrassment of three more years of whomever gets elected...

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    57. Re:This is my shocked face by Atryn · · Score: 1

      into some high-value target in the US.

      Thats going to be damn difficult, there isn't much left in this country that doesn't deserve active bombardment, much less saving.

      Your lack of patriotism is noted. Maybe you should move?

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    58. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't name a single thing in my home that is china-made and has lasted very long.

      Logitech mouse, 17 years. Likewise, this generic, $10 keyboard. Audio receiver 25 years. I bought my refrigerator used, 19 years ago, but it's still going strong. Microwave oven...came with the house, probably 30 years old now. Pretty much nothing that 'came with the house' has been replaced in 20 years. Everything that has been replaced, except for a couple of DVD players, has been replaced to get new features or better performance.

      I don't know what you're doing with your stuff that it won't last 10 years, but maybe the problem is not the manufacturing.

      So, in a nutshell, you're poor.

    59. Re:This is my shocked face by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      That space station is for export. They just don't know to where it will be exported.

    60. Re: This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An even worse thought is that China actually still DOES have control and INTENDS to bring it down in a targeted populated area.

    61. Re:This is my shocked face by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Your lack of patriotism is noted. Maybe you should move?

      A coward runs from their home when things are less than ideal. A patriot stays put and defends their home, their neighbors, and their way of life, giving their own lives if necessary. A patriot will face any enemy foreign or domestic.

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    62. Re:This is my shocked face by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You sure made it sound like there isn't anything left worth defending. I think Atryn is right, you should go.

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    63. Re:This is my shocked face by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Those of us who are older have seen this all before. Japanese products were crap, until the Japanese finally figured out what they were doing, got consistency and reliability down, and by the 1980s all the best stuff was made in Japan. Same thing happened with Taiwan and Korea in the 1990s-2000s.

      I haven't seen any evidence that China won't follow the same path. They're just still at the point where getting paid is more important to them than establishing and maintaining a reputation for making quality stuff.

    64. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes yes. And America has more black people than it needs, so the cops are just helping out. The rest of you have more freedoms than you need, so NSA etc etc.

      China has asshole businessmen that don't care as long as they get paid. America has asshole businessmen, and politicians, and executives and etc who don't care as long as they get paid.

      As for engineers, did you hold your iphone right when you said all that, or are you waiting for your replacement samsung?

    65. Re:This is my shocked face by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      Yep.

      I remember one of the local councils where some debris landed sent a fine to NASA for littering http://mentalfloss.com/article...

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    66. Re:This is my shocked face by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      are pretty far apart

      so half a world away?

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    67. Re:This is my shocked face by jimtheowl · · Score: 1

      I'm not from Australia, but yes.

      As I recall one person died.. from a heart attack in the middle of the night after screaming Skylab! Skylab!

      I don't have a URL handy; those were the days of the printed press.

    68. Re:This is my shocked face by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      The Chinese also had a plan to deorbit over the ocean, loss of control has screwed that plan. As for Skylab, as an older Aussie I remember it quite well, it was a huge news story here, NASA were not confident they knew where it would land (even with full control), Melbourne and Perth were real possibilities but they were hoping for the ocean. At the end of the day it landed closer to Perth than the ocean.

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    69. Re:This is my shocked face by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I've seen no evidence that China is incapable of producing high-quality stuff

      You actually wrote this in comments about a SPACE STATION!

      Let's see whatever you do make it into orbit :)

    70. Re:This is my shocked face by dbIII · · Score: 1

      So they're exporting this space station to the US, then?

      Yes - every hour and a half :)

    71. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Useless commie c*nts hahahahahaha!

    72. Re:This is my shocked face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward

    73. Re:This is my shocked face by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      NASA were not confident they knew where it would land (even with full control),

      It's Australia, apart from a few isolated dots along the coast, what are you going to hit? Russia had the scorched earth policy, Australia just has the scorched earth.

    74. Re:This is my shocked face by fintux · · Score: 1

      Okay, but how exactly are items manufactured in Japan and India related to stuff made in China?

    75. Re:This is my shocked face by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I can't name a single thing in my home that is china-made and has lasted very long.

      I'll be damned. Someone finally implemented RFC1149!

      Good for you, sir, but I'll stick with my chinese-made connectivity devices.

      P.S. My linksys is going to last a lot longer than your pigeon.

    76. Re:This is my shocked face by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Time was, not too long before 25 years ago, "Made in Japan" was viewed with equal contempt as "Made in China," cheap junk that broke easily.

      India, like China, makes things all sorts of ways - cheap and flashy for temporary use, and solid chunks that will outlive your grandchildren. When the Chinese make hardware to sell to the lowest bidder, the bidder is getting what they paid for - or less. They also make good stuff - not necessarily any cheaper than domestic, which means you usually don't get it imported.

    77. Re:This is my shocked face by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Maybe CrankyFool works at JPL, you never know...

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    78. Re:This is my shocked face by hduff · · Score: 1

      Or camouflage some nuclear missiles?

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    79. Re:This is my shocked face by fintux · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I have no memory of any Japanese manufactured stuff with low quality, not even mentioning a reputation of such for their products in general. I do, however, remember that in the 80's most things with "Made in Hong Kong" text had a similar reputation (when Hong Kong wasn't a part of China). Interestingly, Hong Kong is one of the more expensive places to live now, so I don't know if they even have cheap labour or cheap manufacture anymore.

    80. Re:This is my shocked face by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Japan's rep cleaned up tremendously in the 1980s, and it was improved for stuff like electronics by the 1960s. Before and after WWII, all that came from Japan was cheap stuff like you'd find in a Dollar Store today.

    81. Re:This is my shocked face by fintux · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the information, this was interesting. I'm an 80's kid so I don't remember these things well at all from the early 80's (and obviously can't remember anything from around WWII or the 60's that I haven't just learned from somewhere else).

  2. NASA, track this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to know where to look to see the fireworks!

    1. Re:NASA, track this! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Australia. I'm sure the kangaroos will be thrilled again. Skylab was an absolute blast last time.

    2. Re:NASA, track this! by ben_kelley · · Score: 1

      If Australia can fine the USA for littering, it can fine China. http://www.skymania.com/wp/2009/07/nasas-litter-bill-paid-30-years-on.html/691/

    3. Re:NASA, track this! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Australia. I'm sure the kangaroos will be thrilled again. Skylab was an absolute blast last time.

      Hey we taught NASA a lesson for that. Surely the Chinese government won't want a repeat of that disaster.

    4. Re:NASA, track this! by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      --
      sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
    5. Re: NASA, track this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry dude, could not make it through 60 seconds. Is it worth subjecting people to discover crocodile hunter?

    6. Re: NASA, track this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disco I mean. Sorry, autocomplete snuck that one by me.

    7. Re: NASA, track this! by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      No need to apologise at all. In Australia, this is known as the "cultural cringe era". It's not hard to see why.

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  3. Peanut butter in my chocolate, but I'm allergic. by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Oops, I guess we're going to have to do another orbital weapons test."

  4. Reading the atoms between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > which implies that the station has been damaged somehow

    How the fuck does that imply that?

    To me, it implies the Chinese don't give a fuck.

    1. Re:Reading the atoms between the lines by ichthus · · Score: 0

      Entirely plausible. Anyone who's been to Shanghai knows China doesn't care about pollution. And, from past actions, we also know China doesn't care about space junk.

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  5. What Do You Expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you expect from something manufactured in China?

  6. China china china... by sebc_deepspace · · Score: 1

    I guess they forgot to copy that part. They really are taking the "Made in China" to a new level of "I definately can't trust this"

    1. Re:China china china... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      oh they should be like the USA with its careful control of Skylab's re-entry? *snicker*

    2. Re:China china china... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skylab was semi-controlled, admittedly worse control than there should have been. Second point: Skylab was launched 43 years ago. NASA has improved things quite a bit since then.

      *snicker* right back at you.

    3. Re:China china china... by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      *snicker*

      I wonder if people who type that phrase in little sound-effect punctuation marks realize how much they sound like a priggish, effete twelve year old who got into the third-scale faux fraternity at his private New England boarding school because daddy also got sent there by his annoyed (and annoying) parents.

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    4. Re:China china china... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! Which character, oozing resentment, was based on you, in "Caddy Shack"?

    5. Re:China china china... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Actually your post reads more effete and prissy than anything else under this article, did the bullies in boys prep school violate your dainty little bum often?

    6. Re:China china china... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, scentCone is correct. You sound like a little bitch. Quit projecting your daily rapes onto him.

    7. Re:China china china... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skylabs reentry was in NO WAY controlled, sure they tried to orientate it to make it burn up in an uninhabited (near South Africa) area but ended up over six Thousand miles off and over Australia. People were wagering on the time and place of reentry it was so unpredictable, a week before it reentered NASA could only offer a 4 day window of when it would come down. As far as "things have improved", sure technology has come a long way but crazy things still happen even in NASA, or did you miss that whole debacle about one team using English units and one using Metric ending up with a craft pile driving into the Martian atmosphere?

    8. Re:China china china... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I'm flattered to be starring in one of your fantasies, AC. Be sure to wash the underside of your desk when playtime is over.

    9. Re:China china china... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      In the defense of everyone involved... Without a de-orbit burn, it's goddamn near impossible to predict exactly when something at orbital velocity will succumb to air drag enough for its orbit to rapidly degrade.
      A lack of a de-orbit strategy really doesn't speak to the competency of any engineer or group of engineers involved. It's an economic and practical decision. It takes big boosters and lots of fuel to do a truly controlled de-orbit of a heavy spacecraft travelling at orbital velocities, and these stations aren't equipped for that. We used a booster launched from the ground to move it to its parking orbit.

      NASA considered adding retrorockets so that it could be deorbited in a controlled fashion, but the weight and cost was deemed worse than the risk involved with uncontrolled reentry.

  7. In reality, of course, they have it under control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    However, in order to disavow themselves from any responsibility, they are claiming now, that they can't control it, even as it will assuredly hit a target that threatens vital Chinese Interests.

    The only question is who tops the list? I'm thinking Donald Trump, but it might be Margaret Cho or perhaps the Denver Broncos.

  8. Liability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it crashes on your house, who pays?

    1. Re:Liability? by lobiusmoop · · Score: 1

      Statistically speaking, it's most probably just going to land in the ocean.

      --
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    2. Re:Liability? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The insurance companies will probably define it as an Act of God.

    3. Re:Liability? by pla · · Score: 1

      I thought China had an official stance of atheism?

      Then again... You could probably convince $Deity to pay before China would ever cough up a single dime. ;)

    4. Re: Liability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can deify the Chinese government? That is quite a feat. Insurance companies sure do know how to turn a profit.

    5. Re:Liability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pieces of Skylab commanded a pretty good price amongst souvenir hunters (I have a piece of an O2 tank myself).

      If it lands on my house, its all mine!

    6. Re:Liability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory China does, as per the Outer space treaty signatories are supposed to be responsible for any damage their hardware does no matter where it lands on the planet. However in practice its a bit more murky, just look at the US government which didn't bother to pay a fine of a measly $400 fine when Skylab littered the Australian landscape with debris (at least for a few decades).

    7. Re: Liability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My house is in the ocean, you insensitive clod.

  9. Good Heavens by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 2

    Yes, but there is also a chance that a tree limb will fall on my car precisely as I am driving under it. And a chance I am Schrodinger's cat, dreaming of being me while waiting for someone to press a button.

    The odds against the station landing in a crowd are pretty high. To get a simplified view of this, consider drawing a line in a circle around the earth and how many times it would hit a crowd.

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    1. Re:Good Heavens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to actually hit a crowd to be problematic. If during the descent the debris impact zone is narrowed down to a populous city, that may be enough to cause fear and panic, even if at the end of the day it doesn't hit anything of significance, or even no significant debris makes it down.

    2. Re:Good Heavens by erapert · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's true. But engineers smart enough to get a space station into orbit are also smart enough to figure out how to burn it up safely... if they cared or were told to.

      No, I think Pseudonymous Powers' post nailed it on the head:

      "Oops, I guess we're going to have to do another orbital weapons test."

    3. Re: Good Heavens by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And after drawing a worst-case-scenario circle through as many cities as you could, all of those cities combined covered probably less than what, about 0.0001% of the length of the line? Pretty low odds for a collision.

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      --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
    4. Re: Good Heavens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drew a line and it went through New York and Los Angeles, not to mention all the smaller cities in between, and that's just Anerica.

      You are a fucking idiot, you know that?

      ...says the Anerican.

    5. Re:Good Heavens by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      there is also a chance that a tree limb will fall on my car precisely as I am driving under it.

      There's a chance that a tree limb will fall on your car while you're parked under it, too, but you can minimize that risk by not parking under a tree. There's nothing we can do to not park a city in the path of falling debris. Even if the chance is very [very, very, very] low, it's still unacceptable.

      --
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    6. Re: Good Heavens by pla · · Score: 2

      Clap Clap Clap.

      Now tell us what fraction of the total length of that line actually fell within city limits rather than "middle of the ocean/desert"?

      And that woefully low number comes from a line you cherry-picked. Try again by throwing two darts at a map and draw your line through them - Repeat. Repeat. Now tell us what fraction of those lines ever even intersect a city.

      Slashdot really needs to ban ACs. You worthless wastes of electrons get less useful and more hostile every year.

    7. Re: Good Heavens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me...I am pla's lover, Steve. We don't want this event publicized, thank you for understanding.

    8. Re:Good Heavens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To get a simplified view of this, consider drawing a line in a circle around the earth and how many times it would hit a crowd.

      Yes, but if your line has the width of the diameter of the Earth, it'll hit a lot of people. Like all of them.

      Yeah, I know you said "simplified", but you still need to define your parameters. Assumptions can kill, especially if they're now falling towards the Earth.

    9. Re:Good Heavens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true. But engineers smart enough to get a space station into orbit are also smart enough to figure out how to burn it up safely... if they cared or were told to.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylab#Re-entry

    10. Re: Good Heavens by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I drew a line and it went through New York and Los Angeles, not to mention all the smaller cities in between, and that's just Anerica.

      You are a fucking idiot, you know that?

      Oh wow. Just wow. Wait do people like you actually exist and think like you do, or are you just trolling for the lolz? Is this what the no-child-left-behind policy produces?

  10. Here's hoping it lands on the US East Coast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A specific address on Pennsylvania Avenue, to be exact.

    I don't care which occupant ends up living there, it would be a good thing.

  11. Ground control to Major Tong. by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take your soy sauce pills and put your helmet on.

    1. Re: Ground control to Major Tong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of mod points for now. So take this happy ending. +++++++1

    2. Re:Ground control to Major Tong. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      +5 funny, -5 PC

    3. Re:Ground control to Major Tong. by JustNiz · · Score: 0

      Perfect. PC attitudes need to be smashed.

  12. Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    China Confirms Its Space Station Is Falling Back to Earth

    Given that they just launched Tiangong-2 a few days ago, it might have been nice to clarify that it's Tiangong-1 which is falling to Earth.

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    1. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by marmot7 · · Score: 1

      China Confirms Its Space Station Is Falling Back to Earth

      Given that they just launched Tiangong-2 a few days ago, it might have been nice to clarify that it's Tiangong-1 which is falling to Earth.

      That's extraordinary. Doesn't China have a Public Relations Department?

    2. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by geekmux · · Score: 1

      China Confirms Its Space Station Is Falling Back to Earth

      Given that they just launched Tiangong-2 a few days ago, it might have been nice to clarify that it's Tiangong-1 which is falling to Earth.

      Given that they no longer control an entire space station and have potentially put quite a few random humans in harms way, I'd say the accurate clarification and new label roughly translates into "look out below!".

    3. Re: Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would also be interesting to know when China expects that one to fall uncontrollably back to earth too

    4. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know the concept of reading beyond a headline is a little much to ask anymore.

    5. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      It's not nice to have something that large deorbit out of control, but note that the earth is mostly covered with ocean and the two Space Shuttle crashes and various other things that have fallen out of the air haven't struck anyone. The largest problems so far have all been about radioisotope thermal generators that fall to earth and cause contamination. A few satellites and Apollo 13 have dropped them, but the contamination from Soviet RTGs that were used to power beacons and lighthouses has been much worse.

    6. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by geekmux · · Score: 1

      It's not nice to have something that large deorbit out of control, but note that the earth is mostly covered with ocean and the two Space Shuttle crashes and various other things that have fallen out of the air haven't struck anyone...

      (sits down to a game of Russian Roulette and picks up gun)

      *click*

      *click*

      "Well, that's a relief. I feel sooo much safer now. Keep playing? Sure, why not. What could possibly go wrong?"

      When I read the word "mostly" in this context, it reminds of a redacted definition of Earth, infamously defined as mostly harmless...

    7. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      Well, given that the Earth is constantly being bombarded by meteors, you must live in terror :-)

    8. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read the word "mostly" in this context, it reminds of a redacted definition of Earth, infamously defined as mostly harmless...

      Better not ride in a car or use a bathtub. Even lightning or winning the lottery is more likely. Get some perspective. It's not any where close to Russian Roulette.

    9. Re:Clickbait (or just hopeless headlining) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is /. *Of course* it is meant to be clickbait. We all fell for it.

  13. Re:central planning at work by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Informative

    what a load of shit, I can think of a capitalist superpower that didn't give a flying *** where its space station with NINE TIMES the mass of this one crash landed

  14. Accidentally hit Tokyo by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    They're not sure where it's going to land huh?

    So when it accidentally hits Tokyo with pinpoint accuracy we're all going to be astonished.

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    1. Re:Accidentally hit Tokyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also has a nuke on board. Oops!

  15. everything old is new again! by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    Come on China, I could use a free taco!

    Or Australialiaia will send them a bill for littering!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  16. The North Korea conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real reason why it's coming down is because North Korea shot it down and China is too embarrassed to admit it.

    (DPNK was aiming for the International Space Station and their aim was a little off.)

  17. Don't worry by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    North Korea will save us. They've been testing their missiles for a while now. I'm sure they'd be happy to nuke it into oblivion.

    1. Re:Don't worry by macs4all · · Score: 1

      North Korea will save us. They've been testing their missiles for a while now. I'm sure they'd be happy to nuke it into oblivion.

      With their non-luck at rocketry, I'd rather take my chances with the Chinese uncontrolled re-entry hitting my house...

  18. Turn On The Defense Shields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an excellent way of launching a surprise attack. A 'failing' satellite filled with missiles or bombs. Any books with such an attack?

    1. Re:Turn On The Defense Shields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trojan horse?

    2. Re:Turn On The Defense Shields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a idiot. Thank you.

  19. There's only one way to deal with this by Kierthos · · Score: 1

    Someone call Michael Bay and tell him about a great movie idea.

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    1. Re:There's only one way to deal with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Bay makes the best documentaries.

    2. Re:There's only one way to deal with this by kuzb · · Score: 1

      Bruce Willis is currently not available to deal with your space-threat as he's too busy hating on Die Hard fans. Fortunately Willis was cloned some time ago at a secret lab in England, and Jason Statham (codename Willis mk2) is ready to step up.

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    3. Re:There's only one way to deal with this by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Jason Statham is good, but he doesn't have Bruce's sense of comedy, which was essential for (some of) his action roles.

  20. Re:Peanut butter in my chocolate, but I'm allergic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuke it out of orbit! It's the only way to be sure.

  21. Re:central planning at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize that NASA isn't a capitalist institution right? Not that it matters as a private company would be just as careless, but your argument is off base.

  22. I've watched enough anime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There are two possible outcomes if it ends up being on a collision course with Tokyo.

    1) Giant robots will intercept the station, causing some collateral damage, but at least one civilian will be photographed looking up to see the former space station stopped mere meters above his or her head.

    2) Tokyo will explode with the force equivalent of solar flare.

    1. Re:I've watched enough anime by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Do not forget that the giant robots, for unknown reasons, must be piloted by troubled teenagers.

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    2. Re:I've watched enough anime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about China here, not Japan, right? Anime is Japanese... If you watched enough, you'd get that.

    3. Re:I've watched enough anime by NotAPK · · Score: 2

      And China-Japan tensions have been, er, tense, for thousands of years, and especially since WWII.

      It's because of the China-Japan confrontation that the US is involved. By ensuring Japan could not rebuild its military post-WWII the US had to promise to protect Japan. So if China acts against Japan then the US has to step in and before you know it we have WWIII on our hands. This is why the South China Sea situation is such a concern. One nasty flair-up over some sandy reefs (the ecology of which China has trashed btw) and drilling rights and I worry which way the future could go.

      The GPP was being funny about China's space station "accidentally-on-purpose" crashing into Tokyo. The PP then made a quip that Japan's giant robots would defend them. And now here I am, explaining all of this like a moron to some idiot AC on /. ...damn, I need another drink!

    4. Re:I've watched enough anime by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      In Brazil we have a phrase for it: "Maldita inclusão digital!" (Damn digital inclusion!). Meaning that has become so easy to use a computer that now any fool can comment on ./ (gives a beer to NotAPK).

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    5. Re:I've watched enough anime by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      Cheers my friend! Right back at ya!

    6. Re:I've watched enough anime by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      2) Tokyo will explode with the force equivalent of solar flare.

      Probably something like this.

  23. Re:central planning at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, the profit motive is always there -- you just don't see it because it's hidden at the very top. If the people running the government weren't operating on self-interest, then governments wouldn't continuously expand in terms of both power and revenue, year after year. But history shows that continuous expansion is the norm, not the exception. That's the work of a self-interested businessman, not a selfless "public servant".

  24. Real Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of Real Genius... http://www.tzr.io/yarn-clip/1b...

  25. Re:central planning at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny. By the time of the Skylabs fall the people at the office bet where it would fall down on using a Mercator map. The lowbrows were fast in picking the large squares at high latitudes, in hopes of securing more chances, according to their little brains. Nobody picked the Indian ocean next to Australia. I didn't partake. I can see it happening all over again.

  26. Re:In reality, of course, they have it under contr by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    When it takes out targets in Washington, D.C., they can say "it was just a happy circumstance."

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  27. To quote Tom Lehrer. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    " . . .vunce rockets go up, who cares where they come down,
    'That's not my department', says Werner Von Braun. . . . "

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  28. Bring it down carefully by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    If they are smart, they will launch a set of final missions that involve attaching parachutes to the main large pieces.

    Break off the smaller, delicate things, intentionally, then program the parachutes to deploy when it hits 8 miles above the land.

    If we can parachute material onto mars, we should be able to do the same onto earth.

    I bet they could

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    1. Re:Bring it down carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are smart, they will launch a set of final missions that involve attaching parachutes to the main large pieces.

      Break off the smaller, delicate things, intentionally, then program the parachutes to deploy when it hits 8 miles above the land.

      If we can parachute material onto mars, we should be able to do the same onto earth.

      I bet they could

      Extravehicular activity is already a bit dangerous when most factors are under control.
      Not sure I'd want to be the guy hooking up parachutes when the whole thing could start burning up at any moment...

    2. Re:Bring it down carefully by kuzb · · Score: 1

      I bet they won't, because $$$.

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    3. Re:Bring it down carefully by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      The money is why they WANT to do this.

      1) It's new, IMPORTANT engineering science. I am pretty sure t would become the test of the single largest landing craft in atmospheric conditions ever. We want large shuttle crafts, not capsules, and this would tell us how to build one.

      2) It's a huge public relations positive. It comes with bragging rights (US nor Russia ever did this), as well as "Look, we are responsible, unlike you dangerous space litterers."

      3) Once they do it successfully, they could lobby for international laws requiring deorbiting and start selling their services to others.

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    4. Re:Bring it down carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are smart, they will launch a set of final missions that involve attaching parachutes to the main large pieces.

      Break off the smaller, delicate things, intentionally, then program the parachutes to deploy when it hits 8 miles above the land.

      If we can parachute material onto mars, we should be able to do the same onto earth.

      I bet they could

      Excellent point! Of course they could, I will be looking into that. Thanks for the insight.

      Yours
      110010001000 jr.

    5. Re:Bring it down carefully by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Joking or ignorant?

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    6. Re:Bring it down carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) When you're spending other people's money, and taking a cut for yourself, it's impossible NOT to profit. Never overlook the simple fact that government spending has no downsides -- to government, that is.

    7. Re:Bring it down carefully by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      You have mistaken low probability/high danger with 0 risk.

      You are like the casino that says "Give them a million to one shot to win the casino for just $100 ticket" and then is SHOCKED when someone wins and demands the casino.

      Long shots come in over the long term, with enough time and attempts.

      Government do fall, people do get held responsible, and even killed. Just because it's rare doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

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    8. Re:Bring it down carefully by kuzb · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're wrong, I just don't think they share your sensibilities regarding the potential benefits. It's cheaper and easier to just let it do whatever.

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    9. Re:Bring it down carefully by tomhath · · Score: 1

      I assume you're kidding. If not, please watch videos of the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster and let us know at what point a chute could be deployed.

    10. Re:Bring it down carefully by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of times easier than that would be to push it up into a higher orbit and do something useful with it.

  29. Re:Peanut butter in my chocolate, but I'm allergic by rhazz · · Score: 1

    But that would send debris hurtling through space that would kill the American astronauts in the middle of a spacewalk to do repairs on the Hubble telescope. C'mon people, this is exactly how Gravity started!!

  30. Harbor Freight Station by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want one!

  31. You win again, gravity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me, I'm more worried about the looming debt crisis.

  32. Re:central planning at work by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    The article said this was well below the reputation of other space programs.

    NASA is probably the largest space program and arguably owned by the most free market oriented nation in the world.

  33. Prototypes: don't use them in production by mveloso · · Score: 0

    This is why you shouldn't use prototype code in production. Throw the prototype away and rewrite!

    1. Re:Prototypes: don't use them in production by orlanz · · Score: 1

      Ok, now the HARD question. How do you convince the PHB to do that?

  34. America Did It First! USA! USA! USA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Day Skylab Crashed to Earth: Facts About the First U.S. Space Station’s Re-Entry
    July 11, 2012 By Elizabeth Hanes

    On July 11, 1979, the world watched as Skylab, America’s first manned space station, hurtled toward Earth. With the massive orbiter nearing re-entry, reactions on the ground ranged from fear to celebration to commercial opportunism. On the 33rd anniversary of Skylab’s fiery return to terra firma, find out more about the causes and fallout of the crash, as well as how NASA scrambled to cope with it.

    1. Skylab was made to go up but not to come back down.
    The space station known as Skylab was designed as an orbiting workshop for research on scientific matters, such as the effects of prolonged weightlessness on the human body. Because the project represented the next step toward wider space exploration, NASA threw itself into successfully putting Skylab in orbit. Unfortunately, the agency spent far less time and energy planning how to gracefully bring the space station back to Earth at the end of its mission. Even though Skylab was devised for just a nine-year lifespan, NASA failed to build in any control or navigation mechanisms to return the orbiter to terra firma. Doing so would have “cost too much,” administrator Robert Frosch said at the time. This lack of preparation presented a problem in late 1978, when NASA engineers discovered the station’s orbit was decaying rapidly. Skylab had become a 77-ton loose cannon. As word spread of the impending uncontrolled crash of the space station, Congress and the public demanded to know how NASA intended to avoid human casualties from the potential disaster. NASA responded with a plan to rehabilitate the laboratory-in-the-sky. The agency would use a new tool in development—the space shuttle—to boost Skylab into a higher orbit, thereby extending the lab’s operational life by about five years. After that, the station would simply continue to orbit as a shell, like the millions of tons of floating detritus now known as space junk. Funding and other snafus delayed the shuttle project, however, so NASA had to come up with a new plan. On July 11, 1979, with Skylab rapidly descending from orbit, engineers fired the station’s booster rockets, sending it into a tumble they hoped would bring it down in the Indian Ocean. They were close. While large chunks did go into the ocean, parts of the space station also littered populated areas of western Australia. Fortunately, no one was injured.

    2. In June 1979, as the crash approached, Skylab-inspired parties and products were all the rage in the United States.
    The imminent crash of Skylab midway through 1979 coincided with Americans’ declining confidence in their government. The stagnant economy and a second oil crisis dropped Congress’ approval rating to just 19 percent that year. Perhaps it’s no surprise, then, that many people took an irreverent view of the demise of Skylab, a government project. The Associated Press reported several instances of “Skylab parties” occurring across the United States. In St. Louis, Missouri, the “Skylab Watchers and Gourmet Diners Society” announced plans to view Skylab’s last orbit during a garden gathering at which “hard hats or similar protective headgear” were required. The Charlotte, North Carolina, News-Observer reported that a local hotel designated itself an “official Skylab crash zone (complete with painted target)” and was holding a poolside disco party. Mocking NASA’s inability to say precisely where Skylab would land, entrepreneurs across the country sold T-shirts emblazoned with large bullseyes. Another enterprising individual took a different tack and sold cans of “Skylab repellent.”

    3. In Europe and Asia, fear of Skylab’s re-entry prompted unusual safety measures.
    While

  35. Re:central planning at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe our armchair expectations about normal satellite decommission are all wrong and in all cases the cost of executing a controlled reentry is actually greater than the expected cleanup cost of an uncontrolled reentry.

  36. Skylab Sketch by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Could someone dub John Belushi's Skylab sketch in Mandarin?

  37. we can only hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can only hope it hits a Syrian refugee camp.

    1. Re: we can only hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have an odd way of spelling "Trump campaign rally."

    2. Re: we can only hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not supposed to de-orbit until 2017, well after the election. Anyone at a Trump rally then would have to be a complete idiot- um, actually, forget I said anything...

    3. Re: we can only hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're either a member of ISIS, from a different terror group, or you're one of the many brain-washed sheeple that actually support the Obama/Clinton ideology that supports letting muslims take over and destroy western civilization because it's the "right thing to do" and that we can never discriminate.
      Nice!! thank you.

  38. That's a bummer by marmot7 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't wish a space station falling out of sky on my worst enemy. We are all in this together. That's the truth. Now hide under the couch until the debris clears. :-)

  39. Re:central planning at work by Luthair · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yea its not like companies don't open subsidiaries which they simply declare bankrupt to avoid the financial consequences of their incompetence - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  40. Chinese Embassy Bombing in Belgrade 1999 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinese to US: Remember that hilarious time when you bombed our embassy? Good times...good times. This time, our bad. Smiles.

  41. Made in China by mi · · Score: 1

    10 times cheaper, 3 times worse...

    Seriously, they simply don't value human life as much as we do. Whereas Western governments consider a human life to be worth nearly $10 million, Russia, for example, values theirs at no more than $2 million. In China, according to WorldBank study, it is less than 2 mln yuan, or less than $300K.

    So, it may make sense for NASA to spend an extra $1 million to reduce a risk to one human's life by 10%. But for the Chinese to spend $1 million, the risk has to be 30+ times greater...

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  42. China didn't announce losing control of Tiangong-1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Where did Avery Thompson got the idea that China has lost control of Tiangong-1?

    Quote from his article: http://www.popularmechanics.com/space/satellites/a22936/tiangong-falling-to-earth/,

    "In a press conference on Wednesday, Chinese officials appear to have confirmed what many observers have long suspected: that China is no longer in control of its space station."

    That "press conference" he referred to as his proof, says exactly the opposite, http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2016-09/14/c_135687885.htm,

    ""Based on our calculation and analysis, most parts of the space lab will burn up during falling," she said, adding that it was unlikely to affect aviation activities or cause damage to the ground.

    China has always highly valued the management of space debris, conducting research and tests on space debris mitigation and cleaning, Wu said.

    Now, China will continue to monitor Tiangong-1 and strengthen early warning for possible collision with objects. If necessary, China will release a forecast of its falling and report it internationally, said Wu."

  43. China has anti-satellite weapons by mi · · Score: 2

    Or they can use their anti-satellite weapons to break up the contraption into smaller (and thus more likely to burn in the atmosphere) pieces, while simultaneously:

    • Justifying their development of such weapons;
    • Testing them yet again;
    • Putting adversaries (the US) on notice, that their own satellites aren't immune either, should a push ever come to shove.

    Not that we don't already know that.

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    1. Re:China has anti-satellite weapons by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You forgot a 4th point - send fragments all over the place to potentially damage things in all nearby orbits, or if small bits break off at high speed, even very distant orbits.
      Make something go boom and some stuff goes up instead of just down. Since the effects of the earths gravity are a lot less that far out a lot of it is going to go up and take a long time to go down. A big enough boom and some bits may even end up in a fairly stable orbit higher up.
      I suggest you look up space junk for some ideas about how it's not just going to fall down quickly in a few harmless bits.

    2. Re:China has anti-satellite weapons by mi · · Score: 1

      Since the effects of the earths gravity are a lot less that far out

      They don't have to hit it now — but wait for it to get a lot closer in its spiral towards Earth during the 2017. Then hit it on the edge of the atmosphere.

      I suggest you look up space junk for some ideas about how it's not just going to fall down quickly in a few harmless bits.

      Why would the Chinese, who, obviously, are fine with their space-station falling to Earth uncontrollably and unpredictably, worry about a little bit more space-junk?

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    3. Re:China has anti-satellite weapons by dbIII · · Score: 1

      News just in - explosions send shit everywhere. Even on "the edge of the atmosphere".
      For a bit of good fiction which explains what I'm talking about by around a few billion, but still gets the message across in general terms, take a look at the first part of "Seven Eves".
      In short when you have high velocity bits going all over the place you end up with some going up as well as some going down instead of the nice neat settling of dust that most people imagine. Air resistance is very low in LEO (but not nil) and gravity isn't so strong up there so if you explode something a lot of stuff goes up and stays up for a long time.


      Just letting it fall is better than a lot of other options since it's a vast amount smaller than Skylab and most bits probably won't make it to the ground anyway. It's not as if it's got huge amounts of stuff that is difficult to melt like the Kosmos satellites with shielded nuclear fuel onboard - those things have come down in large pieces.

    4. Re:China has anti-satellite weapons by mi · · Score: 1

      News just in - explosions send shit everywhere. Even on "the edge of the atmosphere".

      Obviously, not even a nuclear blast on the Earth's surface would send anything into orbit. So, the deeper into the gravity well you get, the bigger explosions you can "afford" without creating any more space-junk.

      And my "plan" did not involve very strong blast — just enough to break the contraption into several pieces. It and can be calculated so that any shrapnel would still end up burning in the air even if not right away. Besides, for all we know, their anti-satellite weapons may not be of the kinetic/exploding kind at all — simply drilling or sawing into a satellite would break it apart...

      a lot of stuff goes up and stays up for a long time.

      And now to my second point, which is that the Chinese may not care. Not to say, I don't — but we aren't talking about what we'd prefer...

      Just letting it fall is better than a lot of other options

      That may well be true. But neither of us advises Chinese government, who, for example, may have a secondary objective of showing off their orbital weapons again...

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    5. Re:China has anti-satellite weapons by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Obviously, not even a nuclear blast on the Earth's surface would send anything into orbit

      We have rocks in Antarctica and many other places that have got there after something hit Mars fairly hard.
      Your "obviously" is an example of where thinking in terms of what you see in your immediate environment is not enough to cover some other situations.

      just enough to break the contraption into several pieces. It and can be calculated so that any shrapnel would still end up burning in the air even if not right away.

      Maybe try reading that fiction I mentioned or some non fiction - or perhaps even a real video of something blowing up to dispel a bit of the Hollywood thinking in action here.
      Those little bits flying everywhere are a problem when even paint flecks are classed as dangerous space junk.

    6. Re:China has anti-satellite weapons by dbIII · · Score: 1

      So, the deeper into the gravity well you get, the bigger explosions you can "afford" without creating any more space-junk

      By exploding them you are talking about adding velocity to things that are already moving at orbital velocities. I suggest you think about it in those terms as an aid to understanding. You should be able to work out that many fragments are going to go up and continue orbiting from that.

  44. It’ll mostly likely all burn up. by Existential+Wombat · · Score: 1

    Except the toilet.

    1. Re:It’ll mostly likely all burn up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And whatever rice they left onboard is gonna be quite cooked!

  45. Re:central planning at work by bravecanadian · · Score: 2

    Once you take the profit motive out and allow centrally planned offices to remove the research redundancy and the creativity of committees to combine in these controlled ways ... there is no limit to the disasters you can accomplish.

    Don't forget the importance of having everyone on the engineering team educated in public institutions.

    What a load of shit.

    There can be bad management in private organizations just like there is bad management in public organizations.

    And if we're talking about research and development, the public always does the bulk of pure research anyways..

  46. This is our fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did we allow China do have a space program in the first place ?

  47. Where's SpaceX? by spidey3 · · Score: 1

    Maybe Elon can send up a Dragon on one of the recovered Falcon 9's to try to dock and bring it down gracefully...

  48. We must come to their aid! by Camel+Racer · · Score: 2

    After all, they helped us rescue Matt Damon from Mars.

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  49. No one can predict when it will crash. by mstrcat · · Score: 1

    The calculations to predict when the space station will actually de-orbit are nearly as complex as weather forecasts. It's impossible to do long term, accurate predictions. As for damage, that is one possibility, though lack of fuel to do the final de-orbit burn is also a possibility. As far as suggestions to do weapons testing on it to break up the station, that is a absolutely terrible idea; it just adds to the growing orbital space junk problem.

    1. Re:No one can predict when it will crash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, no, the ballistics predictions are quite accurate. what is not accurate is how the de-orbit will cause the station to break up as it burns up, so one CAN aim for say, the south pacific, but one MAY have a random bit or two fall in Australia. That is the norm these days.

      Why Australia? Because it is a land mass with a low population density. So Normally we aim for the south pacific, because then the chances of killing people shrinks to fractions of a single digit.

      China doesn't even have that much control.

      Your ignorance of the subject does not control everyone else's knowledge of the subject. Talk to a Physicist.

    2. Re:No one can predict when it will crash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a nice F-15 with a 1980s ASAT missile?

  50. Not the first time this has happened by sjbe · · Score: 5, Informative

    No kidding. Chinese government confirmed (yet again) for not valuing human life overly much.

    The US and Russia have both had plenty of satellites re-enter the atmosphere completely uncontrolled. If you are going to throw shade at least don't be a hypocrite while you do it. If the thing malfunctioned then this is exactly the expected final result.

    If the damned thing strikes in a populated area and people die, I say they drag them into The Hauge for a crime against humanity.

    Got any other impotent rage you'd like to get out?

    1. Re:Not the first time this has happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for the Chinese people, having to put up with the unbelievable bullshit they have to put up with from their own government.

      How noble of you. Why don't you adopt a Chinese family and see for yourself how angelical they can be? Oh, and with all your bleeding heart I bet you are fast at calling Mexicans neighbors [and partners of the western civilization] rapists. Oh, irony.

      Sorry about my atrocious generalization and judgment, bleeding heart.

    2. Re:Not the first time this has happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many space stations have both of those countries allowed completely uncontrolled re-entries?

  51. Re: Peanut butter in my chocolate, but I'm allergi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time someone does that things bust up into millions of fragments and become far more dangerous to astronauts and satellites. With all the money being blown on the space waste (formerly space race), you would think someone could strap another rocket to it and tow it into the ocean

  52. You guys have a vivid imagination! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Implies implies implies..

    They only thing I read was that they're not sure when they're going to burn it, the rest is purely your imagination ;).

    If you are worried please pick up your phone and ask them or better yet ask PopularMechanics to ask them as they should have in the first place.

    I'm sorry for ruining the fun, but some people (those with China predujice) seemed to take it a bit too seriously.

  53. Re:central planning at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, private organizations with bad management will fail compared to similar organizations with good management.

    Unless they're Too Big To Fail. Whoops!

  54. Re:America Did It First! USA! USA! USA! by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    orbiting workshop for research on scientific matters

    Skylab gave us lots of insight of space station occupancy from dealing with bone/muscle loss, designing crew quarters with vertical references, preparing daily task lists that are not so nitpicky on details.

    “Skylab parties”

    I remember news clips (yep, I'm that old) of various people entering in bomb shelters. In 1979, Air and Space magazine (or some other well known magazine) had a drawing showing structural ring and large water cylinders descending on a sleepy midwest town (oh the horror of Skylab is falling, Skylab is falling).

    $10,000 prize to the first person to deliver a piece of Skylab debris

    I remember that, the debris wasn't much, looked like charcoal briquits. I remember after STS-1 launch and missing tiles on the OMS pods, same SF newspaper offered a prize for first person to deliver a missing tile or portion. Columnist wrote, "We blew the bank on the Skylab prize so this award will be only one dollar."

    possible to own a piece of Skylab debris today.

    This reminds me I do own a piece of Skylab! A poster I bought from NSS as part of their fundraising campaigns is a Skylab poster with a one inch square of the O2 or water tank insulation. It's somewhere along with my stack of papers and posters of all kinds of various stuff (much of what I forgot).

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  55. Why, at least it came down by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Would you much rather that it hang around in orbit and strike other active satellites?

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    1. Re:Why, at least it came down by Tim+the+Gecko · · Score: 2

      I don't think that's really a choice, but no, I don't want that.

      I mainly posted about Skylab because I am amazed by the lack of historical context in a lot of the comments here.

    2. Re:Why, at least it came down by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      You get used to it.

      You'll get modded down a lot because there seems to be a distinct lack of education of history in schools nowadays, so the whole doom thing is rearing it's ugly head.

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    3. Re:Why, at least it came down by sabbede · · Score: 1

      I opened the comments for the specific purpose of seeing if anyone did. So thanks!

    4. Re:Why, at least it came down by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Many of the children passing for Slashdot's readership are so young they can't even remember Skylab coming down, let alone going up.

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  56. so basically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    while CHina touts it's many 'successes', they aren't as technologically advanced as 1970's USA. Awesome job, China, it took you 50 years to get up to 40 years ago.

    1. Re:so basically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you had those 40 years to learn that it's means it is.

  57. Re:China didn't announce losing control of Tiangon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It doesn't say the opposite, rather it carefully avoids saying they are actually in control.

  58. Re:In reality, of course, they have it under contr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we can nod and agree and then mutter under our breath, "Damn, it missed Dianne Feinstein and Newt Gingrich by *this* much."

  59. So basically.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they will build to whatever spec....YOU PAY FOR.

  60. People in this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are frothing and spitting in anger, but they haven't even read the actual statement. This is no different from any of the other satellites or few stations that have slowly come down. Typical hostile, dumb and ignorant Americans posting, looking for anything to give themselves a wrong idea and blame the Chinese for something.

  61. Re:China didn't announce losing control of Tiangon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh sure they should have predicted that you would be sceptical about that and answered a question that no one asked. That makes sense!

  62. The real question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is whether or not it's going to have it's blinker on for the entire trip down.

  63. Re:central planning at work by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    You realize that NASA isn't a capitalist institution right? Not that it matters as a private company would be just as careless, but your argument is off base.

    wait, NASA isn't a corporation and not a legal person???

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  64. NORAD knows by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Well, not at the moment - they would just have an approximation. But as we get closer, NORAD should have a very accurate idea of where and when it will re-enter.

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    1. Re:NORAD knows by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Re-entry predictions of uncontrolled satellites are not very certain. We can say for sure what track the re-entry will occur on (generally the orbital track), but where on that track is far less certain.

      Even predictions issued 3 hours before re-entry may be affected by an along-track uncertainty of 40,000 km (i.e. one whole orbit), possibly halved during the last hour.

  65. Re:America Did It First! USA! USA! USA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    After that, the station would simply continue to orbit as a shell, like the millions of tons of floating detritus now known as space junk. (...)

    I don't think humans have ever sent millions of tons of stuff into space.

    Excuse the nitpicking.

  66. Hope? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can they possibly direct it to drop on top of North Korea and do the world a favor? Iran would be the second best choice.

    1. Re:Hope? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can they possibly direct it to drop on top of North Korea and do the world a favor? Iran would be the second best choice.

      Only if it hit's littl' Kim... Otherwise, the collateral damage may be too great..

  67. Re:central planning at work by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    I never said NASA was. Reading comprehension opportunity exists for you.

  68. Poor George Lass.... by tekrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ellen Muth hit by a toilet seat... AGAIN!

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    1. Re:Poor George Lass.... by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      Damn. Beat me to it.

  69. Re:central planning at work by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Where the surviving chunks did rain down, Australia, is pretty large too

  70. Technically, everything in orbit is falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't everything in orbit is falling toward the earth? Its just that they also move perpendicular to this fall with sufficient speed as to miss the earth entirely. That's the definition or being in orbit.

    1. Re:Technically, everything in orbit is falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "It's just that..." part is what makes it not falling. Likewise, the top stone of the great pyramid is falling toward the earth. "It's just that" it's supported by the stones below.

  71. Re:In reality, of course, they have it under contr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait wait, there's a TV show about that. China should sue for copyright infringement.

  72. Made in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn made in China crap... Never lasts like it should. Next they will be telling us it was all the cheap knock off parts they used...

  73. Internet Tough Guy by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Sure. You volunteering?

    I just love Internet Tough Guys. Do you seriously think your pretend threat would actually concern anyone?

    I don't like the Chinese government...

    Nobody cares. Especially those of us who have actually been outside the USA at some point.

    1. Re:Internet Tough Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story bro.

    2. Re:Internet Tough Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm no Internet Tough Guy, that wouldn't make any sense at all.

      What I can do, though, is take it upon myself to comment anonymously on EVERY SINGLE POST YOU MAKE, just to annoy you to the point where YOU become the 'internet tough guy' in rage and frustration. I can even use Tor for that purpose, changing IP address constantly, and literally flood your inbox with insulting comments. Or make fake accounts and use the moderation points to mod your posts down into the gutter, where they belong, no doubt. Not like it's an original idea, I've have all the above done to me, and since everyone accuses me of just being a troll, why should I even care? You'll never know who I really am, or where I am, just I don't know that about any of them -- or you, for that matter, since you're probably just another shit-eating internet troll, sitting in your basement lair in your dirty underwear, your chair creaking under you 300+ pound mass of fat ass, writing your shitty little comments on shitty little internet sites like Slashdot. So, would you like it if I started doing that? Or maybe you can just STFU when you don't like my or anyone else's opinon of the goddamned piece-of-shit Chinese government, their shitty policies, the shitty way they treat their own citizens, and the shitty plans they have for the rest of the world -- assuming, that is, that the West doesn't stop them, which we will, just like always. Please do keep shilling for them, though, Mister Foreign National, it amuses us here in the West at how shitty and amateurish you foreign operatives are, trying to defend your shitty government of your shitty country.

    3. Re:Internet Tough Guy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I just love Internet Tough Guys. Do you seriously think your pretend threat would actually concern anyone?

      Shhh. I love my daily dose of comedy. Just say you like China as they make the best woodchippers so we on the side lines get some more of it :)

    4. Re:Internet Tough Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww, did you run out of child bestiality porn to watch and are bored now?

  74. Should be thankful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all should be thankful they didn't decide to blow it up and add another 10k pieces of space junk, at least it'll re-enter in relatively one piece.

  75. Garbage Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    TFA seems to imply that the crew of the 'space station' returned to Earth recently, but the wikipedia article says that the last crew returned in 2013 after staying only 11 days on the 'space station'. So the article has to be taken with more than a small grain of salt.

  76. so.... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Anyone else remember people selling/buying skylab helmets?

  77. Ha ha... by sudden.zero · · Score: 1

    ...Good, I hope that it falls right on Shanghai Tower!

  78. Missile test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is in preparation for a future missile test.

  79. Re:central planning at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize that NASA isn't a capitalist institution right? Not that it matters as a private company would be just as careless, but your argument is off base.

    No, it wouldn't, out of fear that the government would come down of them HARD if they did. But... who can come down hard on a government?

  80. It's skylab all over again by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    Need to find my old tee shirt that had the target on it's front.

  81. Re:Peanut butter in my chocolate, but I'm allergic by blindseer · · Score: 1

    Actually I was thinking more about how Dead Like Me started. If the toilet seat from this space station kills a young lady on the west coast USA then we have some sort of... something. Prescient?

    Not like I wish anyone dead from this but if someone did die then I'd laugh at the absurdity of it. I'd also wonder what else that show got right.

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  82. Re:China didn't announce losing control of Tiangon by yo303 · · Score: 1

    No, the article says exactly that the Chinese have lost control over it. They are calculating that it will break up on re-entry, but they have no control over when it will break up. Having control means you could fire retro-rockets at the right time to have it come down over the ocean. There is nothing in your quote that says they have ANY control.

  83. Meanwhile back in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile back in China top Space agency officials congratulated themselves for not calling the space station boomerang.

  84. Salvage opportunity? by blindseer · · Score: 1

    What is the law of the sea say about abandoned ships? Would not this law also apply to abandoned spacecraft?

    As I recall if a ship or cargo is abandoned at sea anyone can come along and claim it as their own, especially if the flotsam and jetsam is a navigation hazard. I'd like to see some private company raise funds to capture this space station, restore it to a stable orbit, and claim it as their own.

    Why a private organization and not NASA? Because I don't expect any government space agency would be willing to to this if only because of the funding involved but also because it might be a political problem. A private company could, maybe, avoid the political problems. I'd also think that there would be a lot of bragging rights in pulling this off.

    This space station is expected to fall out of the sky within a year, can anyone plan a capture and re-orbit mission in that time?

    I'm assuming the legal issues can be solved in that time, China doesn't just shoot it down, and there's enough value in doing this. Bragging rights gets one only so far, is there anything else of value to be gained here? As in, what use is the space station assuming someone can grab it.

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  85. Fix? by transami · · Score: 1

    Is it worth saving? How hard can be to send up a repair mission and readjust the orbit? I mean if you can't do that, what the hell are you doing in space to begin with? .... Oh, military.

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  86. Re: growing orbital space junk problem by FranklinWebber · · Score: 1

    That depends on how the destruction is done. A good comparison is between China's destruction of Fengyun 1C in 2007 and the US' destruction of USA-193 in 2008. The former was done at a higher altitude than the latter. The former created 3425 catalogued(*) pieces of debris, some of which will remain in orbit for decades, whereas the latter created 174 catalogued(*) pieces of debris, none of which remained in orbit two years later.

    Tiangong-1 is at a lower altitude than Fengyun 1C (perhaps obvious, since it's about to deorbit), so it's not out of the question for China to destroy it in a way that doesn't make a permanent mess. I'm not advocating that, I don't know whether that's a good idea, I don't know if China has the capability to do that, I'm just disputing your blanket assertion that it's an "absolutely terrible idea".

    (*) I mean catalogued by the US military and made available unclassified. It's worth noting that the US military usually keeps orbital data about classified satellites classified. It seems to have made an exception for the debris of USA-193, perhaps for good public relations in discussions such as this one.

  87. A bit more than that see photo in article by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I remember that, the debris wasn't much, looked like charcoal briquits

    There was one portion weighing over a ton that was brought on the back of a truck to display at the Miss Universe pagent in Perth:
    http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/08/that-time-a-space-station-became-part-of-the-miss-universe-pageant/278953/

    1. Re:A bit more than that see photo in article by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      I remember that as well though too big to take to San Francisco in a short time to get the prize money so whats-his-name only brought along the briqits but imagine if someone brought this beast to SF!

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  88. "Until the end of the world" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Until_the_End_of_the_World
    Plot (NO spoiler): "In late 1999, an orbiting Indian nuclear satellite is out of control and predicted to re-enter the atmosphere, threatening unknown populated areas of the Earth. Mass populations trying to flee the likely impact sites cause a worldwide panic. [...] "

  89. KaBOOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US should offer to blow it up for them 8).