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Apple Says It Is Working On Self-Driving Cars (theguardian.com)

For the first time, Apple has said that it is indeed working on technology to develop self-driving cars. The company confirmed late last week its previously secret initiative in a statement to the U.S. highway regulator. From a report on The Guardian: "The company is investing heavily in the study of machine learning and automation, and is excited about the potential of automated systems in many areas, including transportation," said the letter from Steve Kenner, Apple's director of product integrity, to the head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA). The letter offered no details of the project, instead highlighting the "significant societal benefits of automated vehicles," which it described as a life-saving technology, potentially preventing millions of car crashes and thousands of fatalities each year.In a statement to Financial Times (might be paywalled), a spokesperson for Apple said, "We've provided comments to NHTSA because Apple is investing heavily in machine learning and autonomous systems. There are many potential applications for these technologies, including the future of transportation, so we want to work with NHTSA to help define the best practices for the industry."

133 comments

  1. Apple products.... by Charcharodon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ....and I still don't care.

    1. Re:Apple products.... by kuzb · · Score: 1

      You should care, this is excellent news. The R&D costs of such a project will be astronomical, and it means that Apple will burn through a lot of money on it. Hopefully its so much money that when it fails they have to rethink everything about how they do business.

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    2. Re:Apple products.... by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      ....and I still don't care.

      Apparently you care enough to be the first post.

  2. Yearly upgrades! by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Imagine the cash flow if the same people who buy Apple products every year or so did the same with cars?!? That would be insane. Smart move for them.

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    1. Re:Yearly upgrades! by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most people call those leases.

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    2. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars are not a good business to be in. It is extremely dependent on the economy, and with congestion being more and more common combined with the average spending power worldwide (outside of say Dubai) shrinking, at best a car maker can hope for a good quarter or year. Economy goes pointy-end up, nobody buys cars, and car companies go under. The Aussies have lost all their domestic producers. The US really has Ford and GM [1], while Chrysler is now a London-based company.

      Want to know the car companies that are booming? The ones making inexpensive cars. There are tons of Mazda 3s, VW Jettas, Kia Souls, and Hyundai Elantras on the roads. Go into a wealthier quadrant, this becomes Lexus and BMW territory. This isn't to say that price is everything, but a cheap, decent car is what people are buying right now. Heck, there is talk about Lada opening up dealerships in the US.

      Apple stepping into this market would be just like what happened when Apple went into the watch market. A year of, "oh cool", until the prevailing attitude turned into "why bother?" Cars are not iPhones, and more people are not even bothering to buy a car these days, so the market shrinks.

      There are also models. What will the iCar look like? Will it be a Prius Prime competitor? Will it be all electric and compete with the Tesla, or will it compete with Mitsubuishi's i-MiEV? Will they have a wagon model? 4x4 for snow conditions? Unlike an iPhone, there is no one size fits all in vehicles [2].

      [1]: GM sells the Chinese made Buick Envision, and tends mainly to do badge engineering for the mainstay of their vehicles, which pretty much leaves only Ford as a US car maker.

      [2]: If someone says a Smart car is good for everyone, try driving one on a back road I often travel on when doing work for a farmer. In dry weather, the road's ruts will eat the car's oil pan, then crunch the axle for dessert. Or, when it rains, one will need a heavy duty wench to get past the muddy parts.

    3. Re: Yearly upgrades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first and second updates add a few interesting new functions. But with the third update the car no longer starts reliably and the cae barely will move fast enogh to be safe in the slow lane.

    4. Re:Yearly upgrades! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Just a reminder:

      1. Roughly 7.7M vehicles sold every year.
      2. Average prices is $33,000.
      3. This makes it a $250 billion/year industry.

      It's a very tempting market to get into for anyone.

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    5. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      one will need a heavy duty wench

      I'm afraid to ask...

    6. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      one will need a heavy duty wench

      I'm afraid to ask...

      Engineers recommend a heavy duty wench for adjusting nuts.

    7. Re:Yearly upgrades! by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      Australian car manufacturers were propped up by government subsidies for years, pretty much the last decade.
      People didn't want to buy Holden Commodores and Ford Falcons (6/ 8 cylinder) anymore so the car makers went cap in hand to the govt.
      The consumer paid for it in higher car prices.

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    8. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next year there will be a massive lowering on US corporate taxes and incentives for US companies to bring their money home. Apple could buy GM with some of its walking around money with a lot left over. Then they could ram it down Google's and Musk's throat since they just make a token amount of cars a year.

    9. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer. That is in a booming market. We are at the zenith of a boom right now, and there isn't much keeping the boom going. Should the market tank, Apple might have the best vehicle out there, but if people are more concerned with rent and food, they are not going to be spending the cash for a new car, even if it has cool stuff. Come a recession, car manufacturers are the first that start hurting and once they miss quarterly numbers, shareholders abandon them, causing a decline far worse than what was in the past.

    10. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Max Rockatansky has one of the last V8 pursuit specials.

    11. Re:Yearly upgrades! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Your disclaimer is false.

      The above numbers are this year's numbers. But even in a 'bust' market like say 2009, plenty are sold, like 10M vehilces

      http://www.tradingeconomics.co...

      Which shows that my numbers above were low -probably only cars.

      ~18M vehicles/year = $550B market

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    12. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations - you've just discovered Infotainment Systems!

      Manufacturers have realized that by selling cars with DIN- or Double-DIN-sized sound systems in them customers and replace and upgrade them to their heart's content, keeping cars for far longer than they should. By fully integrating infotainment systems into cars (stupid/gullible) customers will be more likely upgrade their cars every couple of years so that they get the latest shiny gimmicks and features.

    13. Re:Yearly upgrades! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      one will need a heavy duty wench

      I'm afraid to ask...

      Too Late...

    14. Re:Yearly upgrades! by danomac · · Score: 1

      I was more thinking it'd be defective and cause a crash and Apple will charge you $10,000 for the convenience.

    15. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      " one will need a heavy duty wench to get past the muddy parts."

      you really don't want to date one of those...

    16. Re:Yearly upgrades! by Maritz · · Score: 1

      It's problematic for Apple though. Cars aren't a high margin industry, but I can imagine them selling something that looks quite like a SMART car with an Apple logo, maybe for about £150,000. People will definitely pay.

      It'll be interesting to see what bit of a car that we generally think of as indispensable Apple will courageously remove. I'm thinking maybe door handles, wipers, something like that.

      Doubtless there will be patents involved too. Mind you, even the crazy rubber-stamping patent office of today surely won't award Apple a patent for a car with rounded wheels.

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  3. Overpriced by MitchDev · · Score: 5, Funny

    Overpriced cars that only drive you where you want to go if your destination is within the Apple walled garden....

    1. Re:Overpriced by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1, Troll

      or apple maps only. With apple only service centers even for tires and oil changes.

    2. Re:Overpriced by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      With apple only service centers even for tires and oil changes.

      They are electric cars. That don't have oil.

    3. Re: Overpriced by BlytheBowman · · Score: 0

      How about they install a gun inside the dashboard to blow away the sheep buying this crap? Or have the doors "malfunction", trapping the iDiots inside and then 'just happen' to catch fire?

    4. Re:Overpriced by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid of their translucent model: I couldn't yank-off on the way to work.

    5. Re:Overpriced by haruchai · · Score: 1

      With apple only service centers even for tires and oil changes.

      They are electric cars. That don't have oil.

      Self-driving doesn't mean pure elecric. Nothing in Apple's statement excludes ICEs or hybrids

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    6. Re:Overpriced by haruchai · · Score: 2

      I'm afraid of their translucent model: I couldn't yank-off on the way to work.

      That's not the kind of "self-driving" they're interested in

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    7. Re: Overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electric cars are magic and don't have moving parts that need to be lubricated?

    8. Re:Overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With apple only service centers even for tires and oil changes.

      I would hate to make an appointment with the only available slot is 2 weeks out.

    9. Re:Overpriced by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      If that's true, then it means we're not too far away from #6 of this old joke coming true. First the Simpsons predicts Trump as President years in advance, and now a chain mail from the late '90s is coming to pass? These are scary times to live in.

    10. Re: Overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stains on the bondi blue cowling.

    11. Re: Overpriced by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1, Troll

      ... and then 'just happen' to catch fire?

      I believe that's Samsung's feature.

    12. Re: Overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, everything that you buy is not for idiots, because you're not an idiot.
      And you're definitely not a sheep who has been programmed to bash Apple at every turn because you have not been suckered into thinking it makes you look intelligent.

    13. Re: Overpriced by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Electric cars are magic and don't have moving parts that need to be lubricated?

      The point is that they don't have oil pans. So, no oil changes.

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    14. Re:Overpriced by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      >They are electric cars. That don't have oil.

      The apple car that doesn't exist is electric? The article mentions apple is rumored to be interested in Mclaren, who's only electric car is a toy car for kids.

      Also all current production electric cars have Gear boxes with a reduction, and oil in them. Telsa's service calls for a Oil change at 150k miles.

    15. Re:Overpriced by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "It's a stick-shift, Officer. Honest!"

    16. Re:Overpriced by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Self-driving doesn't mean pure elecric. Nothing in Apple's statement excludes ICEs or hybrids

      You learn nothing about Apple by reading their "statements". The real information comes from the rumors. It is an open secret that Apple is the real power behind Faraday Future, which is developing self-driving electric cars.

    17. Re:Overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they are about to release a model, they will "accidently" leave one in a bar near Cupertino.

    18. Re:Overpriced by haruchai · · Score: 1

      You learn nothing about Apple by reading their "statements". The real information comes from the rumors. It is an open secret that Apple is the real power behind Faraday Future, which is developing self-driving electric cars.

      One thing we have learned from reading Apple's "statements" is that they have a LOT of cash - which makes the recent kerfluffle about Faraday Future halting construction due to lack of funds puzzling if Apple is backing them.

      http://www.manufacturing.net/n...

      Apple may have an agreement with FF, or may be in investor but I think it's a stretch that they are the majority funder

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    19. Re:Overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will require a special dongle to start, which they will discontinue next year so you can buy a brand new car.

    20. Re:Overpriced by AaronW · · Score: 1

      The Tesla service center told me that it's lubricated for 12 years, though that also roughly matches up with 150K miles. I'm close to 50K now at almost 4 years on mine.

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    21. Re:Overpriced by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      or apple maps only. With apple only service centers even for tires and oil changes.

      Tires? Surely you jest. The tires are glued on, and if you want new or different ones you're meant to buy another car. It's possible to remove the glue and attach new ones at great expense, but the wheel doesn't have a lip on the rim so you have to get special ones made just for it by some shady manufacturer and glue them on again and hope for the best.

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    22. Re:Overpriced by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Tyres sound like a great item to make non-user-replacable.

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    23. Re:Overpriced by Shalhav · · Score: 0

      If it's actually inside the bar, instead of in the parking lot, it says a lot for how well they self-drive.

  4. When things eventually go wrong by robert.j.saulnier · · Score: 1

    You're driving it wrong

    1. Re:When things eventually go wrong by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Since it's self driving, it's more likely you're sitting in it wrong.

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  5. Misleading title by kwerle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The very first line in the linked article:

    Apple has said for the first time that it is working on technology to develop self-driving cars.

    And in more detail:

    The company is investing heavily in the study of machine learning and automation, and is excited about the potential of automated systems in many areas, including transportation,” said the letter from Steve Kenner, Apple’s director of product integrity, to the head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA).

    The difference is that they have not said they're making cars in the same way they do not make TVs. But they do make hardware/software that will drive your TV - so to speak.

    Just as auto makers can make 'carplay' http://www.apple.com/ios/carpl... compatible cars, you can imagine they might one day make 'carpilot' compatible cars.

    1. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Silicon Valley and have a new neighbor who is an aero engineer phd who works at Apple now. He of course won't talk about it, but unless they are wind tunnel testing iPhones and MacBooks, odds are good they are indeed working on a car.

    2. Re:Misleading title by kwerle · · Score: 1

      http://fortune.com/2016/09/11/...

      Does he still work at Apple?

    3. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it seems that Apple isn't willing to spend the big bucks necessary to get prototype self-driving cars out on the roads gathering data; however Apple does wish to get free copies of all the data collected by companies that are willing to spend the necessary bucks. From PCWorld:

      Apple agrees with proposals that ask companies to share data from crashes and near-misses and said it “looks forward to collaborating with other stakeholders to define the specific data that should be shared.” The company also cautioned that data sharing should not be at the cost of privacy.

      It appears that Apple wants to run a machine learning shop, but wants the government to intervene to hand over free data to train the machine learning.

    4. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPlane?

    5. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that they have not said they're making cars in the same way they do not make TVs. But they do make hardware/software that will drive your TV - so to speak.

      "People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware." - Steve Jobs loved that Alan Kay Quote.

  6. Please, God by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't let Samsung start making cars.

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    1. Re:Please, God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? It could be fun to live in GTA4 world where cars explode because of a fender bender. But it is Samsung, so they might explode from normal operation too.

    2. Re:Please, God by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Why?

      The Samsung Pinto has a ring to it...

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    3. Re: Please, God by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      Driverless cars are now the cool thing for non automotive to do now! Now excuse me as I try to figure out how to avoid roads entirely in the near future on my limited budget.

    4. Re:Please, God by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Don't let Samsung start making [self-driving] cars.

      Hey, it might lead to the first self-driving rocket. Instant Jetsons!

    5. Re: Please, God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now excuse me as I try to figure out how to avoid roads entirely in the near future on my limited budget.

      Walk on the sidewalks or beside the road if there isn't a side walk. Carry an inflatable raft with you if you live near streams. When you need to cross an intersection, use a powerful Pogo-stick and jump over it in one spring. There, now you'll never need to touch a road again.

    6. Re:Please, God by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure they already do... well, at least construction equipment, which, I would think, would have to be even higher quality and adhere to way more regulations than a consumer grade car.

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    7. Re:Please, God by ranton · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, Renault Samsung Motors already exists, and Samsung just bought Harmin International. So even if you don't own one of their cars, there's the chance your car stereo will soon be made by them.

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    8. Re:Please, God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make howitzers :
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K9_Thunder

      It can shoot recycled Galaxy Note 7 as ordinances.

    9. Re:Please, God by Shalhav · · Score: 0

      You mean instant Jettisons.

  7. Good luck with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
  8. proudly going out of business since 1976! by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple : "We have so much money we literally don't know what to do with it anymore."

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    1. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I remember when they really were going out of business and Bill Gates had to prop them up to prevent anti-trust measures against him. Nowadays you'd almost expect Microsoft to go out of business before Apple.

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    2. Re: proudly going out of business since 1976! by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      Send it my way

    3. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by MikeMo · · Score: 3, Informative

      He didn't exactly "prop them up". Microsoft bought $150MM shares of non-voting stock (which they sold at a huge profit). Apple didn't need money at the time, they needed legitimacy, which this investment provided.

      In return for this, Apple dropped a multitude of patent-infringement lawsuits against Microsoft (which Apple appeared to be wining), and licensed those technologies to Microsoft. These were not related to Microsoft's anti-trust issues, nor was the existence of Apple. It's OK that Microsoft was a monopoly - monopolies are legal - it's the abuse of the power the monopoly gave them.

    4. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple needed the cash as well. Apple had about 17 months of cash left when Microsoft invested in them, and had lost money for two years in a row. Microsoft's cash helped out immensely.

    5. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Apple needed the cash as well. Apple had about 17 months of cash left when Microsoft invested in them, and had lost money for two years in a row. Microsoft's cash helped out immensely.

      A LOT of businesses would be ECSTATIC with 17 months of cash in the bank.

      Apple didn't need the cash. At their worst, Apple had enough cash to buy Compaq.

    6. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not when it had lost $740 million in the preceding Q3.

    7. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Without Bill Gates buying the stock they would have collapsed. He didn't exactly do so of free will- he was forced to do so. That tells you something about the state of Apple at the time.

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    8. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I see a lot of statements about how desperately Apple needed the money that don't seem to match what I've read about the situation.

      I think the more important thing might have been his promise to keep making Office for the Mac for the next five years (after which it was making too much money to just drop).

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    9. Re:proudly going out of business since 1976! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not when it had lost $740 million in the preceding Q3.

      It didn't. http://investor.apple.com/secfiling.cfm?filingID=320193-97-14&CIK=320193 Only $56 million loss.

  9. Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Apple can't get mapping software to work properly I think developing a self-driving car would be an incredibly bad idea.

  10. ME TOO!!!1!!1 by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

    Prepare for more "me too" driverless cars to jump on this bandwagon to try and be 'cool'

    1. Re: ME TOO!!!1!!1 by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      that should say "driverless car companies" who really should stick to their original field and not be a car company at all.

  11. This is poof that Apple has become another "ME TOO by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

    Remember when they used to have some original ideas?

  12. Definition of overpriced by sjbe · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apple products are almost certainly not over priced or if they are it isn't by much. Apples products are (mostly) priced high but that is something different than being overpriced. As a general proposition product sold in a competitive market can only be considered overpriced when it is priced at a point higher than where marginal revenue equals marginal cost. Translated that means that it isn't overpriced until raising the price any further causes profits to fall from being priced too high.

    Just because their products are higher than YOUR willingness to pay doesn't (necessarily) mean that they are overpriced as a general proposition. You can only call something overpriced if you can show that profits would increase if they lowered the price. Conversely something is underpriced if the company can make more money by raising the price. If marginal revenue = marginal cost then the product is priced optimally.

    1. Re:Definition of overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Definition of overpriced, for those of us who aren't long winded blowhards. "Anything that costs more than I as an individual think it's worth."

      You may think Apple isn't overpriced, but I promise you, I do.

    2. Re: Definition of overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a lifestyle thing. No non-Apple customer could ever hope to understand.

    3. Re: Definition of overpriced by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Just because we're not enticed doesn't mean we don't understand.

    4. Re: Definition of overpriced by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Just because we're not enticed doesn't mean we don't understand.

      That very statement proves the point.

    5. Re: Definition of overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Circular Reasoning Powers...ACTIVATE!

    6. Re:Definition of overpriced by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Apple products are almost certainly not over priced or if they are it isn't by much.

      Ah Ha Ahahahahaha, good one. Not overpriced. Man, that'll keep me chuckling all day. Apple not overpriced. I bet your reckon they're not under powered either. Not overpriced, good one.

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    7. Re:Definition of overpriced by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      They are way overpriced, just because you are a member of their cult doesn't change that simple truth.

    8. Re: Definition of overpriced by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Heheh. Sandals and man-buns are a lifestyle thing. This car that Apple make, you simply know ahead of time that it will be gimped in certain key ways that will delight Apple fans and frustrate the fuck out of everybody else.

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  13. No investment opportunities big enough by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Apple : "We have so much money we literally don't know what to do with it anymore."

    That's alright. Neither do Google or Microsoft and a few others. They simply can't find investment opportunities large enough and profitable enough to do anything with their piles of cash. So the pile keeps growing. Eventually I expect it to attract a dragon or something.

    Really they should be paying it back as dividends if they can't figure out what to do with the money.

    1. Re:No investment opportunities big enough by swillden · · Score: 1

      Apple : "We have so much money we literally don't know what to do with it anymore."

      That's alright. Neither do Google or Microsoft and a few others. They simply can't find investment opportunities large enough and profitable enough to do anything with their piles of cash. So the pile keeps growing. Eventually I expect it to attract a dragon or something.

      Really they should be paying it back as dividends if they can't figure out what to do with the money.

      The reason they have large piles of cash isn't that they can't figure out what to do with it, it's that it's cash they generated overseas they can't move it to the US without giving 35% of it to the federal government. They can't pay it out as dividends without repatriating it, nor can they invest it in anything in the US. Since most of their operations are in the US, that means they spend a little on overseas operations and put the rest in high-liquidity overseas investments -- high-liquidity in case they get an opportunity to repatriate it cheaply, or have a sudden need that makes the big tax bite acceptable.

      Bottom line: the reason they have big piles of cash is because the US has the highest corporate income tax rate in the developed world.

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    2. Re:No investment opportunities big enough by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Informative

      They can't pay it out as dividends without repatriating it, nor can they invest it in anything in the US.

      So they bring it back and pay taxes on it, and pay the remainder as a dividend. Then they tell the shareholders they would have got more if not for those taxes and deflect the blame, easy peasy.

      Bottom line: the reason they have big piles of cash is because the US has the highest corporate income tax rate in the developed world.

      No, it's because the US has a pathetic tax structure that makes it easy to dodge taxes.

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    3. Re:No investment opportunities big enough by swillden · · Score: 1

      They can't pay it out as dividends without repatriating it, nor can they invest it in anything in the US.

      So they bring it back and pay taxes on it, and pay the remainder as a dividend. Then they tell the shareholders they would have got more if not for those taxes and deflect the blame, easy peasy.

      And their stock price would take a big hit as they reduced the assets on their balance sheet by a huge amount, to no benefit. Shareholders would be pissed, and the blame deflection would not work. At all.

      Bottom line: the reason they have big piles of cash is because the US has the highest corporate income tax rate in the developed world.

      No, it's because the US has a pathetic tax structure that makes it easy to dodge taxes.

      You don't know what you're talking about. The taxes we're talking about here are taxes that companies in most countries wouldn't pay at all. The US is nearly unique in trying to tax overseas profits.

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    4. Re:No investment opportunities big enough by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The US is nearly unique in trying to tax overseas profits.

      This empire has to be paid for somehow. You get a lot of oppression for your money.

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    5. Re:No investment opportunities big enough by swillden · · Score: 1

      The US is nearly unique in trying to tax overseas profits.

      This empire has to be paid for somehow. You get a lot of oppression for your money.

      Indeed, and there seems little interest in the electorate for scaling that back. Sigh.

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  14. Too small a market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people these days would be able to spend $100K+ for an iCar from Apple ?

  15. Planned obsolesence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So every OS update means my older model will now run 10mph slower?

  16. Art imitating life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Help! Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

  17. iDrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon to be renamed to iDriveYouOffABridge

  18. Won't work by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2

    Non-replaceable tires, headlights, etc. Rest assured, Apple will find some way to kill the value proposition. That's all they do these days.

    1. Re:Won't work by gachunt · · Score: 1

      Battery is hard-wired into engine. If you try to replace, you risk cracking your windshield.

    2. Re:Won't work by danomac · · Score: 1

      Nah, what they'll do is equip North American models with Europe-style charging plugs because it takes "courage."

    3. Re:Won't work by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll just ditch the charging connector altogether and provide a non-rechargeable, non-removable battery. The entire car will be only 5mm high, with humans riding in a dongle-wagon (sold separately), attached by a very stylish trailer hitch.

  19. Re:This is poof that Apple has become another "ME by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    No, I don't remember that.

    Apple has never invented anything. They take something that is already on the market and make it sleeker, flashier and easier to use.

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  20. sorry, gonna have to throw a flag by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    one will need a heavy duty wench to get past the muddy parts.

    Admit it. You did that on purpose, didn't you?

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  21. Great, an Apple car. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    What are the chances it will be incompatible with existing roads?

    What are the chances that after we build the roads for the Apple cars Apple will change the newest cars to require a road upgrade, and that upgrade will still work with the previous two year models, but will keep the old cars from working on the newest roads?

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    1. Re:Great, an Apple car. by esperto · · Score: 1

      I think it is more likely it will only have one door, and as they are probably developing an electric car, it will use a different standard that will only work with apple approved filling stations (imagine a YUGE magsafe connector), people will try to use dongles and adaptors just to discover that it needs a chip to initiate the power transfer.
      The voltage will be 314.15 Vac at 271.82Hz, which will be pattented and nobody will be able to use unless apple gets a cut. The car will be made entirely of magnesium to be lighter, even though it will catch fire with the smallest of accidents, the design will be minimalist, no stering wheel (it is autonmous remember) but when it gets lost or can't park because GPS signal is crappy Cook will say you are using it wrong.
      And to top it off, it will use apple maps exclusively, so you will always be late as it will take you to the wrong place everytime.

  22. Re:This is poof that Apple has become another "ME by ranton · · Score: 1

    Remember when they used to have some original ideas?

    When was that? They don't invent new industries, their success has come from entering struggling or new markets with a better product. Making driverless car technology would certainly be similar.

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  23. this is a typical apple crock of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "“To maximise the safety benefits of automated vehicles, encourage innovation and promote fair competition, established manufacturers and new entrants should be treated equally,” Apple wrote."

    Bull. apple has never promoted fair competition. To even suggest it is laughable. Sounds like they want help up to the adults table with a booster seat.

    "Kenner argued that manufacturers should pool their data as they develop automated systems, to help everyone identify unusual situations or “edge cases” that cars may encounter on the roads."

    Basically apple is upset no one is handing over all their hard earned data to apple. apple doesn't do research; they wait and let others do the real work, then they swoop in and copy it.

  24. Lets pre-empt the monopoly this time, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need a law that states that Public means shall not be used to adapt roads to make them more compatible with any specific vehicle automation technology.
    Public money shall only be spent on improvements that are based on open technologies, usable for all manufacturers, without being encumbered by patents and such.

  25. but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not gonna get in a car that has only one button ...

  26. In Yakima, WA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The YPD (http://www.yakimapolice.org/) is researching self-driving paddy wagons.

  27. Hey Slashdot: by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slashdot Editors / owners / etc.:

    o Please stop supporting paywalled sites.
    o Please stop supporting sites with closed comment sections.

    These things are bad for the web and the web's denizens -- of course not for the ethically crippled sites themselves, as we are their product, and both payment up and dissent down are multipliers to their bread and butter.

    The paywalled sites are monetizing the news, and that almost always makes for biased reporting.

    The closed comment sections make for echo chambers, and that creates an environment where fake news and agitprop flourish.

    Same thing to my fellow slashdotters: if you support bad actors in bad behaviors, they will naturally persist. So think about that before you click through the next time someone thrusts a paywalled or comment-bereft site in your face.

    Thanks for reading.

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    1. Re:Hey Slashdot: by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2

      The paywalled sites are monetizing the news, and that almost always makes for biased reporting.

      I agree that it is a waste of time linking to a paywalled site, but what evidence do you have that a paywall almost always makes for biased reporting. To me that sounds like a very biased claim.

      If you wanted to push an agenda by making biased claims, wouldn't you be more likely to make your reporting available to more people by publishing it for free? If you wanted to make a news site that was less reliant on keeping advertisers happy (which might then colour your reporting) wouldn't charging to view the articles keep you more independent?

    2. Re:Hey Slashdot: by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The paywalled sites are monetizing the news, and that almost always makes for biased reporting.

      Just the opposite. Breitbart is not only non-paywalled, but they're one of relatively few sites who still offers full-text RSS feeds. Paywalled sites are trying to pay for their unbiased reporting, rather than taking funds from partisan sources who will be happy with endless financial losses to further their agenda.

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    3. Re:Hey Slashdot: by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      When you trade money for news, you tend to get the news that makes the most money. It's human nature, unless controlled by regulation. Just as corporations, utilities, colleges, all mostly get financially out of hand unless regulated, because people are mostly naturally greedy. There's scant sense of fairness, and gross excess of "take the market for all it can bear."

      Look, news is all mostly biased anyway. Biased by what they cover and what they choose not to cover; by the editor's influence; by the publisher's influence; by the advertiser's influence; by the stockholder's influence; by ridiculous "equal time for superstitious nonsense" policies (because the news consumers are bewildered, so in order to get their money, they are pandered to), etc. I'm just not going to actually pay for more bias.

      It's a complete waste of time to put a paywalled link in front of me. Not going to click it if I know what it is; not going to stay if I am snookered into clicking.

      For news, here's what I want: facts and relevance to actual news. Not the Kardumbians, not some actor's opinion, not breathless reporting of some lab result as if it was tech coming down next Friday, Politics, cover the candidates and what they say. Even handedly. Don't leave some out (Sanders, cough) don't over-cover some (Trump, cough), don't report bland, content free remarks as if they were incoming legal doom (Clinton, cough)... you get the idea.

      Simple enough, you'd think. Just do a good job. But they don't. Okay then, fine. But expecting me to pay for that crap? Not happening. They oughta pay me for having to fact check every goddam thing they write and speak about.

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  28. Dateline 2025 by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dateline 2025: Apple has filed a patent infringement lawsuit against Mitsubishi and Ford over alleged violations of Apple intellectual property. The claim is that both Mitsubishi and Ford are infringing on Apple's patents on autonomous vehicles in that the Mitsubishi Allgonica and Ford Frobnulator have rounded corners and four wheels. Spokesmen for Mitsubishi and Ford were unavailable for comment.

  29. As long as they don't use Apple Maps :-) by bwanagary · · Score: 1

    They may be very fashionable and ergonomic, but good luck arriving at your intended destination if they use Apple Maps for navigation. At least you'll get lost in style :-). The graybeards reading this will remember that for decades there has been a comic narrative going around about "what if UNIX/LINUX, Microsoft and Apple made cars instead of software?" It was something about the UNIX car arrived, still in its crate, and was delivered to your driveway with no tools or instructions and you were on your own from there. The Microsoft car would crash numerous times a day without any explanation - closing and reopening the windows would somehow make it work again. The Apple cars looked stylish and ran smoothly but they only worked on about 20% of the roads. You can google it if you're of a mind.

    1. Re:As long as they don't use Apple Maps :-) by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I've found Apple Maps to be pretty reliable recently (although there was that left turn on Chicago Avenue I don't understand). It had serious problems when they introduced it, but it's been improving.

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  30. Joy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cars with one button, overpriced, only work with a small subset of accessories, and require you to upgrade every two years!

  31. Being an Apple car... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll know the real time location of every Starbucks in America.

  32. ugh by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    they will just replace the doors with some oddball port nothing fits into

  33. We have no interest in AC, Use the iWipe by pgnas · · Score: 1

    Just what we need. I have no words

  34. More like walled gardens by Excelcia · · Score: 1

    The on-board map will have only streets that Apple decides are in your (their) best interest listed. All other streets will simply, as far as your car is concerned, not exist. Any time your car is "in limbo" (moving from one mapped area to another) your car doors will lock and the windows will tint black to prevent any interaction with or observation of an area outside the knowable universe. Trying to attach a third party charging or fuelling device will cause your vehicle to immediately shut down. And yet, despite these facts, millions of people will develop panic attacks any time they are encouraged to actually leave their vehicle leading to a society that is forever commuting but never actually arriving anywhere useful.

  35. US tax policy is NOT the problem for Apple by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The reason they have large piles of cash isn't that they can't figure out what to do with it, it's that it's cash they generated overseas they can't move it to the US without giving 35% of it to the federal government.

    They don't have to repatriate it to do useful things with it. Believe it or not you can actually do interesting things outside the USA. I know right? Who knew? Furthermore they don't actually have to repatriate it to return money to shareholders. Have you wondered why Apple has taken out loans in recent years despite having gobs of cash and no actual need for the money? They are doing it to shuffle money around without triggering a tax liability. They have $79B in long term debt on their balance sheet despite not needing a dime of it.

    They can't pay it out as dividends without repatriating it, nor can they invest it in anything in the US.

    Over 50% of Apple's business is outside the US. They can invest in plenty of things without returning a penny to the US. Furthermore just because the US has a high statutory tax rate doesn't mean that companies actually pay that rate. The effective tax rate in the US for corporations is actually below the world average.

    the reason they have big piles of cash is because the US has the highest corporate income tax rate in the developed world.

    The tax issue is certainly a complication but it's not the elephant in the room. Not even close. The actual reason these companies have huge piles of cash is that it is REALLY hard to find investment opportunities worth tens of billions of dollars with a 20%+ net profit margin. There just aren't a lot of opportunities like that out there and creating new ones isn't trivial. Apple has revenues of $215B for the last 12 months. For them to grow just 4% they have to create a business the size of eBay (revenue $8B) from scratch. THAT is what is keeping their money in cash. It has almost nothing to do with tax policy.

    1. Re:US tax policy is NOT the problem for Apple by swillden · · Score: 1

      They don't have to repatriate it to do useful things with it. Believe it or not you can actually do interesting things outside the USA. I know right? Who knew?

      Lose the snark. They already do about as much as they can with their cash outside of the US. There are a lot of reasons they keep the bulk of their operations in the US, and in Silicon Valley.

      Have you wondered why Apple has taken out loans in recent years despite having gobs of cash and no actual need for the money?

      No, I haven't wondered because it's blindingly obvious, and it's not the reason you state. The reason they do it is because they can borrow against overseas capital and use it to obtain cash for operations and growth in the US. It's a way of partially working around exactly the problem I described.

      Over 50% of Apple's business is outside the US.

      Revenues, yes. Operations, no.

      The effective tax rate in the US for corporations is actually below the world average.

      Only because many corporations have big writeoffs available due to depreciation, losses, etc. Apple already uses all of those to reduce their tax liability for US revenues. They'd pay full rate on money they repatriated.

      I won't bother rebutting the remainder point by point, because it's all predicated on your above errors.

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  36. Tautology by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Definition of overpriced, for those of us who aren't long winded blowhards. "Anything that costs more than I as an individual think it's worth."

    That definition is a tautology. "It's overpriced because I think it's overpriced" is the very definition of meaningless.

  37. Willingness to pay varies by person by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Not overpriced. Man, that'll keep me chuckling all day.

    Laugh all you want but what I said is correct. You are conflating YOUR willingness to pay for what Apple offers with what OTHERS are willing to pay for it. To you it might seem overpriced but to others just the opposite is true. And BOTH of you are right. But until Apple starts losing profits when they raise the price further it is by definition not overpriced. It is meaningless to say something is overpriced unless you are considering the entire market for that product.

    Basically you are arguing that Apple products are overpriced because you think they are overpriced. That is circular reasoning and not applicable to anyone but yourself. Essentially the market votes on whether something is overpriced and you get a vote but you don't determine the outcome with your opinion alone.

    I'm not arguing one way or the other whether Apple's products are good value for money. Merely observing whether others have found them to be good value and clearly many have. Whether they could have gotten better value elsewhere is a separate question. You could substitute Samsung for Apple in the above argument and the argument would be identical and equally correct.

    1. Re:Willingness to pay varies by person by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Not overpriced. Man, that'll keep me chuckling all day.

      Laugh all you want but what I said is correct. You are conflating YOUR willingness to pay for what Apple offers with what OTHERS are willing to pay for it. To you it might seem overpriced but to others just the opposite is true. And BOTH of you are right.

      To be fair, in my opinion mostly all high tech goods are overpriced but that's besides the point. I'm basing that on the fact that they offer no better and sometimes worse performance than their immediate competitors while being significantly more expensive. Now you or others might (and obviously do) think the apple premium is worth it, but when you're paying that a premium for the logo alone, they are overpricing it because they know they can, especially when most of the cost is disguised by payment plans. Unfortunately when most people hear "only /price/ per month" they rarely multiply that by the contract length to figure out the actual cost.

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    2. Re:Willingness to pay varies by person by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that price should be based on performance in certain areas. Buying based on price vs. performance is perfectly reasonable, and many people on Slashdot do that. However, there's lots of other potential reasons to pick out a certain computer, including aesthetics, keyboard feel, trackpad performance for laptops, UI, etc, and it's perfectly reasonable to take such factors into account. Apple computers are not just rebranded Dells, and there's lots of differences besides the logo.

      Price per month is a reasonable thing to base a purchase decision on, particularly if the contract length is no shorter than the device lifetime. People have different budgeting techniques.

      If you're going to use a computer a lot, it makes sense to spend extra to get something nice. If you use a computer every workday, and expect it to last two years, then paying an extra $400 for one costs $1/day of use, and that's likely to be worth it if it's a more pleasant experience.

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  38. Econ 101 by sjbe · · Score: 1

    They are way overpriced, just because you are a member of their cult doesn't change that simple truth.

    Actually I couldn't care less about Apple and my argument would be the same for any other company. Just because YOU think their products are overpriced is irrelevant except for your own decision to buy them or not. There is a clear mathematical way to determine whether a product is overpriced. It happens when profits fall when you raise the price further. (Specifically when marginal revenue becomes less than marginal cost) This is economics 101 stuff. A product being overpriced is a market decision not personal one.

    You get a vote on whether it is overpriced but so does everyone else. It's the outcome of all those votes that determines whether it is overpriced. To use a different example I don't like Budweiser beer and even though it is quite inexpensive, to me the price is still too high. But millions of cans are sold every year to enthusiastic buyers so my (un)willingness to pay for the product does not make it overpriced even though I wouldn't buy it at the price offered.