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Police Using Dogs To Sniff Out Computer Memory

First time accepted submitter FriendlySolipsist points out a story about Rhode Island Police using a dog to find hidden hard drives. The recent arrival of golden Labrador Thoreau makes Rhode Island the second state in the nation to have a police dog trained to sniff out hard drives, thumb drives and other technological gadgets that could contain child pornography. Thoreau received 22 weeks of training in how to detect devices in exchange for food at the Connecticut State Police Training Academy. Given to the state police by the Connecticut State Police, the dog assisted in its first search warrant in June pinpointing a thumb drive containing child pornography hidden four layers deep in a tin box inside a metal cabinet. That discovery led the police to secure an arrest warrant, Yelle says. “If it has a memory card, he’ll sniff it out,” Detective Adam Houston, Thoreau’s handler, says.

415 comments

  1. Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that?

    hidden four layers deep why that for a USB stick? doing that will make them want to look at the data.

    Just shipping them unhidden is more likely to just pass though

    1. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that?

      Uh, yeah. Most judges rubber-stamp search warrants.

      Also, does concealing a memory device now automatically imply child porn?

      The cops get bolder every year, and people just go along.

      Cop: "I asked him for his ID, and he went fishing in a pocket. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A GUN OR KNIFE, SO I SHOT HIM".

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    2. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Does bubble wrap count as concealing now?

      If so how can you safely ship stuff like HDD's with USPS, UPS, FEDEX with out damage?

    3. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by kesuki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      i guess if dogs can smell memory sneakernets into dictatorships to provide outside information is doomed. i wonder can they smell a blu-ray too? cause 25 GB is a lot of storage...

    4. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jonwil · · Score: 2

      Per TFA they generally have evidence that someone connected to the house they want a search warrant on is connected with criminal activity. And asking for a search warrant for all the data storage devices present at the house seems perfectly valid to me.

    5. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hell I can smell a bluray. Optical storage has a far bigger and more unique odor than a usb stick.

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    6. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The dog is not being used to establish probable cause, it is being used to aid in the execution of a search warrant where probable cause has already been established.

    7. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >where probable cause has already been established.

      Or where a suitably incriminating memory stick has been prepared just in case there isn't one inside the metal box

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    8. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you miss the point. A search cannot be legally executed unless there is probable cause established before hand.

      In this case, it would probably mean the user was caught trading child pornography online and used that as the basis to apply for a warrant to search the premises for further information on the crime.

    9. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

      If so how can you safely ship stuff like HDD's with USPS, UPS, FEDEX with out damage?

      Include a few dried habanero peppers in the package.

    10. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah that's my real worry about all this child porn stuff - "everyone" turns their brains off and starts getting their pitchforks ready to lynch you.

      Guess how convenient this is if the powers that be want to get rid of inconvenient you...

      And for what? Even if some pervert watches child porn doesn't make him a rapist or molester any more than you wanking off to "normal porn"[1] makes you a rapist or molester. If you say he's supporting child porn, then you should follow the money and jail those responsible for creating it. If he's torrenting it, then using the **AA's logic, he's killing the child porn industry ;).

      [1] in some countries "normal porn" is illegal. Go figure.

    11. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      A search cannot be legally executed unless there is probable cause established before hand.

      1. That's naive. It's quite common to conduct a search and then dream up the probable cause later.
      2. Establishing probable cause is easier than most people think.
      3. They don't need probable cause to search when crossing the border of the country.
      4. Or when you're within an area referred to as a 'buffer zone' or 'national security corridor', which extends something like 100 miles from the international border itself, and can go even further in some cases.

    12. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They already had the search warrant to search for the thumb drive, but needed the dog to find it. Once they found it, presumably it contained illicit materials, as they were able to use it to get an arrest warrant.

      It's not like they used the dog's sniffing results to get a search warrant. They already had a suspect and had reasonable suspicion that he had the data.

      dom

    13. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also, does concealing a memory device now automatically imply child porn?

      Where have you been the last ten years? Trying to conceal anything at all from a law enforcement officer implies you're up to something. Only criminals insist on privacy now, citizen!

    14. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ,,Think of the children!!!!! /s

    15. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Either child porn or you are part of a terrorist cell.

      Because you have something to hide, you are obviously guilty of something.

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    16. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      And this is what the head of Canada's prison system thinks of everyday Canadian citizens as: unconvicted criminals living in the community

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    17. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by meerling · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since the dog can't smell memory, it must have been trained to smell something about the electronic components. That's bound to trigger a LOT of false positives in the modern world.

      This might be a fun thing to do. Get a lot of old flash drives, sd cards, and the like, the old super cheap ones of course, and stick them everywhere. Under the carpet, taped to the bottom of the drawers, in the hem of the curtain, etc. After 30 or 40 of them, somebody is going to get sick of playing that game, and it might be the dog, If you're really mean, store a picture of a treasure map on each one, and maybe some lists of random hexadecimal numbers.

      It'll drive them nuts. To really get the point across when they ask, just tell them the truth, that it's a joke, there's absolutely nothing of value stored on them, and yes, you want them back and undamaged. :P

    18. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by meerling · · Score: 2

      It's already known, and has been for decades now, there are lazy irresponsible & incompetent judges that keep pre-signed blank warrants in their desk for the cops to grab without bugging them.

    19. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Informative

      Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? hidden four layers deep why that for a USB stick? doing that will make them want to look at the data. Just shipping them unhidden is more likely to just pass though

      No judge will go on that......in this case, the police had been following the guy compiling evidence for seven months before getting a warrant. The guy was abusing a 7 year old girl and taking pictures of her. They brought the dog in after the search warrant was obtained, because a lot of times child-molesters hide the pictures on small SD cards in ceiling tiles or something. At least read the article before getting outraged. Even if it's not as fun.

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    20. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by tehlinux · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe you can help me find my copy of Step Brothers.

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    21. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, my good sir, are a criminal mastermind. Anyone could just hide drives around, but to purposely use them to store suggestive material like codes and maps? I take my hat off to you.

    22. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The difference with "normal pornography" is that no crime is being created within the video itself.

      Imagine, if you will, people filming murders and then trading those videos around. It could very well be easy enough to outlaw said videos, but we don't because of cultural norms. I assume they're not illegal in the U.S., but I'm not sure.

      I think the problem is that the video drives people to create more. Making it illegal to possess them might cut down on the child abuse happening. If that's not good enough, then consider it a form of copyright infringement to possess said videos.

      Yes, we need to follow the money to stop the child abuse at the source. Not only that, we should be trying to figure out why some people enjoy such things. Getting into the area of "thought crime", we should be dealing with this as a mental health issue. Treat the possessors of said material as those who need mental help.

      Read the article. There was one case where they were able to identify the child and track down the person who committed the actual abuse. As for the thing about using dogs to track computer memory, I'm assuming that's just a tool, an aid, in searching someone's house with a warrant. The whole issue of warrant abuse (judges rubberstamping) is another totally separate issue.

      Hiding a USB thumbdrive doesn't mean something is illegal on it. It just means you don't want someone to find it. Perhaps you store passwords, financial information, etc. on it. Even if encrypted, it provides an extra layer of protection by making sure someone can't easily find the USB stick thumbdrive to begin with, especially if you're home is likely to be burgled.

    23. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was gonna say... or vinegar around multiple layers of bubble wrap. If you're really worried about dogs, just go up to Mendocino or Humboldt and ask the pros for tips. Try not to get shot in so doing.

      Also, though: if the exploitation of children is your thing, you should be aware that one day children grow up into big, mean dudes who will fucking kill you if you don't spit on chimo fucks the same way he does. Just saying. They're out there, and, really, are they wrong? Aren't there like three actual sins against humanity, all of them including domination of the weak or innocent? 1. Murder -- killing an innocent or someone who poses no threat to your life; 2. Rape, of anyone; and 3. -- Wait, is there a third? I mean they really cover everything for most of us, as far as behavior which we'd rather kill than allow the repetition of goes...

    24. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      No fucking way. Child pornography is child molestation put on display; it is the child molestor saying: not only did I get away with this, but I made money from doing it. It is the ultimate humiliation of the child, who one day grows up to be a contributing citizen, maybe, or more likley grows up and never reaches their full potential (as is the case with likely more than half of all molested children, I'll wager). There's simply no excuse for not executing, and I do mean killing (though I'd find the application of the term "murder" quite fucking trite -- we are all responsible for the safety of all of our children or we are a failed species plain and fucking simple) these people as soon as we are sure they are guilty. I don't believe the police actually need these dogs in order to catch more of these heinous men (and WOMEN!) who believe it is alright to not only molest a child but then videotape or photograph it and share the thing with others. Recently in Denver a detective was put on desk duty when they discovered child pornography on, I believe, one of his private accounts or computers or something. He retired amidst an investigation. His penalties will be anything but steep unless a posse of good citizens was to get together and take fucking care of one more problem. But such a posse is a dream of a bygone era. We can't trust the police and we certainly can't forgive those who willingly rape the innocent. So what can we do? Smoke weed, I guess...

    25. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since the dog can't smell memory, it must have been trained to smell something about the electronic components. That's bound to trigger a LOT of false positives in the modern world.

      Officer: "May I see your driver's license and registration?"
      Driver: "Yes, here it is."
      Officer: "I noticed that your middle interior brake light is out and a little bit back you swerved."
      Driver: "Yes, I know the light is out, I just haven't had the time and money to get it fixed. And I swerved because a saw a small rabbit hop toward the road on the other side of a tree."
      Police Dog: "Bark! Bark! Bark bark! Bark!"
      Officer: "Alright, so have you done any drugs?"
      Driver: "No."
      Officer: "Do you have any drugs in the car?"
      Driver: "No, I told you I don't do any drugs."
      Officer: "Well my dog smells something suspecious, so I have the probable cause required by law to search your car."
      *officer opens glove compartment; dog gets excited"
      Officer: [saying quietly under his breath:] "Shit, it's just a fuse box."
      Officer: "Looks [smells?] like you've got a burnt fuse there, buddy. You might want to get that fixed."
      Driver: "I know. It's been blown for about two weeks. My interior lighting doesn't work."
      Officer: [silently thinking to himself:] "I guess I'm going to have to find some other way to nab this guy or work on finding someone else to nail. I need to meet my quota for this month."

      For some reason, I *totally* imagine that or a similar situation occuring, and probably more than a few times in the future...

    26. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Encryption is your friend. Let's see their dogs sniff through that.

    27. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      3. They don't need probable cause to search when crossing the border of the country.
      4. Or when you're within an area referred to as a 'buffer zone' or 'national security corridor', which extends something like 100 miles from the international border itself, and can go even further in some cases.
      Dont forget what is found during a traffic stop in some areas of some states that then leads to civil forfeiture.
      ie your cash is removed and the hidden digital storage device is also examined.

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    28. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not so long ago, it was Christian to marry off children to grown men.

    29. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you ready a pitchfork? I always thought they worked out of the box.

    30. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by shitzu · · Score: 1

      Also, put some encrypted files on each. From ROT13 to something serious. Make sure the encrypted content is creative commons so that you can't be accused of copyright violation.

    31. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by hooiberg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Child pornography is the Digital Godwin. So if budget has to be made available, and ridicule from the thinking part of the world ensured, this is a valid argument.

    32. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah that's my real worry about all this child porn stuff - "everyone" turns their brains off and starts getting their pitchforks ready to lynch you.
      Guess how convenient this is if the powers that be want to get rid of inconvenient you...

      The NSA has a huge stash of child porn just for this purpose...

    33. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by txmason · · Score: 1

      I think you miss the point. A search cannot be legally executed unless there is probable cause established before hand.

      A hit by a police dog IS probable cause.

    34. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by qbast · · Score: 1

      5. There is always old but good 'I smelled marijuana'

    35. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by odie5533 · · Score: 1

      Only do this in a country that will tolerate your games. If they come with a rubber hose and ask you to decipher the hexademicals, they better have some meaning.

    36. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jeIIomizer · · Score: 0

      No fucking way. Child pornography is child molestation put on display

      It's clear that you've already turned your brain off. Merely watching a video or looking at pictures does nothing. Then you call for murder, as is typical of the anti-freedom "for the children" crowd.

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    37. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by dcollins117 · · Score: 2

      Aren't there like three actual sins against humanity, all of them including domination of the weak or innocent? .... is there a third?

      Sure, the abuse of government warrantless searches in spite of that being directly prohibited by the Fourth Amendment. Let's call that number three and for a fourth let's take the paramititarized police forces using extrajudicial methods to suppress dissent from ordinary American citizens.

    38. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Imagine, if you will, people filming murders and then trading those videos around.

      Then arrest the murderers. This is not hard. Stop trying to push draconian laws and censorship on everyone else.

      I think the problem is that the video drives people to create more. Making it illegal to possess them might cut down on the child abuse happening. If that's not good enough, then consider it a form of copyright infringement to possess said videos.

      Not only do you have no good scientific proof that this is true, but even if it were true, censorship is 100% intolerable even if it did cut down on crimes.

      As for copyright, that needs to be gotten rid of as well.

    39. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NSA has a huge stash of child porn just for this purpose...

      Possibly for a certain other purpose too.

    40. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... a few dried habanero peppers ...

      According to 'Beverly hills cop', ground coffee beans are the answer. Of course, I've since learnt enough about dangerous, illegal stuff to realize that a movie will never contain good instructions on committing a crime.

      In this case, I doubt the odour can be totally masked, so one must discourage the dog from examining the package closely. While peppers are a good idea, they lose potency quickly when exposed to the air. Possibly a method of time-release is needed.

    41. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No sure why my post was modded as a troll. But at least it was modded back up to 0.

      I hope you're kidding.
      Imagine if you were kidnapped, raped, while being videotaped. Should said video be allowed to circulate all in the name of anti-censorship?

      While I feel copyright reform needs to be dealt with, I don't believe it should be gotten rid of.

    42. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... sneakernets into dictatorships to provide outside information is doomed ...

      Time to go old-school: I'm encoding it as bar-codes in a micro-dot.

    43. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're really mean, store a picture of a treasure map on each one, and maybe some lists of random hexadecimal numbers.

      Or one could just go all the way and store a picture of delicious bone in the flash drives and a picture of a juicy sausage in the sd cards. That would be really really mean.

    44. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      If you're really mean, store a picture of a treasure map on each one, and maybe some lists of random hexadecimal numbers.

      Brilliant. They will torture you until you give up the encryption keys of said hexadecimal codes.

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    45. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by StripedCow · · Score: 1
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    46. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "Should said video be allowed to circulate all in the name of anti-censorship?"

      I think you used the wrong words, it's called "EVIDENCE"

    47. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by nukenerd · · Score: 1
      meerling wrote : -

      "This might be a fun thing to do. Get a lot of old flash drives, sd cards, and the like, ... and stick them everywhere. ... After 30 or 40 of them, somebody is going to get sick of playing that game, and it might be the dog"

      Very hilarious, I must say - I've nearly split my sides here. So how does that work? You phone the cops, tell them you've got KP and invite them round to search? Good luck with that. No, they won't get sick after drawing 30 blanks in curtain hems - they are going to be tearing your walls down next.

    48. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Uh oh, you let the cat out of the bag, coming soon to your state, a 10-day waiting period on pitchfork licenses...

    49. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      It is everyone's civic duty to now carry hidden on their person and personal effect 3 or more memory cards/USB sticks containing garbage files, but fully encrypted, and forget the passwords.......

    50. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Since the NSA records everything anyway, it does have a huge stash of child-porn...

      Maybe that's how Congress can take them down. They have the world's largest CP database!

      Anonymous for obvious reasons, but hello NSA, you know who I am anyway!

    51. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by MitchDev · · Score: 2

      The future is now....

    52. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      Also, does concealing a memory device now automatically imply child porn?

      No it could be something really serious like copyright infringement

    53. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      And this would be a case that comes up often enough to justify training a dog to sniff for instead of spending 5 minutes searching instead of the dog spending 3 minutes and then searching for another 4 minutes after probable cause has already been established.

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    54. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're better off NOT finding that shitty film.

    55. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you'll get arrested for "obstruction of justice" or some BS like that. Not so fun anymore, hm?

    56. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the dog can't smell memory, it must have been trained to smell something about the electronic components. That's bound to trigger a LOT of false positives in the modern world.

      This might be a fun thing to do. Get a lot of old flash drives, sd cards, and the like, the old super cheap ones of course, and stick them everywhere. Under the carpet, taped to the bottom of the drawers, in the hem of the curtain, etc. After 30 or 40 of them, somebody is going to get sick of playing that game, and it might be the dog, If you're really mean, store a picture of a treasure map on each one, and maybe some lists of random hexadecimal numbers.

      It'll drive them nuts. To really get the point across when they ask, just tell them the truth, that it's a joke, there's absolutely nothing of value stored on them, and yes, you want them back and undamaged. :P

      Or even better, triple layers of encryption with highly complex forgotten passwords hiding digitized phone books (or other public domain info) from various years.

    57. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by redback · · Score: 1

      bad mspaint drawings of naked children!

    58. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They brought the dog in after the search warrant was obtained, because a lot of times child-molesters hide the pictures on small SD cards in ceiling tiles or something

      How does the dog sniff the ceiling?

    59. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jeIIomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Imagine if you were kidnapped, raped, while being videotaped. Should said video be allowed to circulate all in the name of anti-censorship?

      Absolutely.

      While I feel copyright reform needs to be dealt with, I don't believe it should be gotten rid of.

      The problem is, there is no valid scientific proof that it's even effective to begin with. Furthermore, it violates free speech rights (to enforce it, censorship is often required) and private property rights (Can't have people sending certain non-private data using their own equipment!). I would oppose it outright solely because of the latter two reasons combined.

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    60. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Girls do not grow to become big dudes. As for yor statement about rape, Deuteronomy 22 28-29 in Hebrew seems to disagree with you. Your American or uk feminist belief system is not the only morality that exists. The Old Testament is fine with men plus female children.

    61. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you murder your enemies. They don't play games with you. Why do you play games with them? Get something for your life

    62. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      How does the dog sniff the ceiling?

      Maybe it's small and used to being picked up ;)

    63. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop confusing the issue with logic!

    64. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Wow, now you nutters are giving feminists credit for the "diddling kids is bad" belief system?

      Pretty sure we could find something in the OC to justify killing you with rocks, without much effort.

    65. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't there like three actual sins against humanity, all of them including domination of the weak or innocent? 1. Murder -- killing an innocent or someone who poses no threat to your life; 2. Rape, of anyone; and 3. -- Wait, is there a third?

      Were you thinking of the sins that cry out to Heaven for vengeance? (Second paragraph.)

    66. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, after having read the rest of this discussion, I had to come back and commend you again, for having one of the very few posts in this discussion that didn't smell of shit. Everyone else here has their rage blinders on and can't even rationally comprehend the summary. I can't believe the number of people here who have suggested the claim is that the dogs can smell the child porn on the memory card. Clearly the summary says that the dogs can smell the MEMORY CARD, which COULD contain the CP on it. Sometimes this website is getting to the point that I'd almost rather read reddit.

    67. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      s/OC/OT

    68. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by blueg3 · · Score: 2

      The dog is owned by the Rhode Island State Police, who don't do border searched. The regular police still need search warrants in the "buffer zone".

    69. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by scotts13 · · Score: 1

      I must admit (and this will probably get some catcalls) I don't think the "kiddie porn" industry is as big or as big a problem as is claimed. I've been poking around some of the dark and unpleasant parts of the internet since there WAS an internet, and I don't think I've seen a single unambiguous example. Certainly not "$20 billion dollars worth" - NO ONE is that good at hiding. Rather, I think it's the one thing they can manufacture criminals with, that no one dares defend.

      After reading this, some of my spare time will be taken up with loading as much obsolete recordable media as possible with pictures of flowers, puppies, and kittens (what's the age of consent for a cat?) and secreting them around the house. If I ever have any porn, I'll print it out on paper, to be safe from lazy searches.

    70. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      On a serious note, that could actually be illegal in some places.

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    71. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1
      --
      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    72. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by augahyde · · Score: 1

      The overall responses to the entire article are ludicrous at best. The intent is not to bring police dogs to your local post office or airport to sniff out memory sticks. The intent is that police can find hidden memory when implementing a search warrant. The search warrant will still require probable cause. A friend of mine was conducting a search of a house and it turned out that there was a NAS in the attic. It would have been found quicker had a memory dog been available.

    73. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Good correction. I was wondering what the Orange Catholic Bible had to say about this subject.

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    74. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      The irony of naming a poor dog who helps keep people insecure in their papers and effects, after Thoreau.

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    75. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Girls do not grow to become big dudes. As for yor statement about rape, Deuteronomy 22 28-29 in Hebrew seems to disagree with you. Your American or uk feminist belief system is not the only morality that exists. The Old Testament is fine with men plus female children.

      In preceding passages in Deuteronomy where rape is definitely the subject, the author uses the Hebrew word "chazaq" which is missing from 22:28-29. As such, most scholars hold that the passage is not about rape but fornication. Basically, the passage you quote could be stated in today's terms that if you are caught sleeping with a woman, you must marry her.

    76. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      Going after the head of the chain does not work as a police strategy. We saw this in prohibition and it is being repeated in the drug problem. The guy that got caught in a speak easy or got caught with an illegal bottle of booze did not have great fear and continued in the behavior. The same is true with possession or use of small amounts of drugs. This leaves the demand side in high gear and creates a lucrative market for suppliers. If we went the exact opposite way and applied harsh consequences, without exception, for use or possession of small amounts of dope very few people would want to run the risk. The problem with child porn is that it is hard to agree on exactly what constitutes child porn and we do have some insane courts in the US.. The twelve year old boy getting caught having sex with a thirteen year old girl is a tragic example. Both the boy and girl were charged with child rape as neither could consent to having sex due to their age. Frankly I doubt that there is so much exploitation of children for sex that society needs to be in an uproar. Maybe in other nations it is a problem but I don't see it here. I have seen very young girls trying to prostitute themselves which tells me that poverty is a huge problem in the US..

    77. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Immerman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually diddling kids has been standard practice in many cultures until fairly recently - it's only in the last few centuries that it's begun getting a bad name in the West. Hell - take the word "erotic", derived from the Greek "eros" - an emotion that was accepted to only be possible within the confines of a relationship between an adult man and a young boy - something that was openly embraced at the time.

      Moral of the story: don't assume that your modern moral compass is of any use in determining historical reality.

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    78. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That last officer line is incorrect. If they pull you over and just want to write tickets they *will* find something to write a ticket about.

    79. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND for other, more personal issues and purposes..

    80. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the sins listed at your link is "defrauding workers of their just wages". I wonder how many "makers" are burning in hell for doing just that to the "takers"

    81. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jerky soaked in xylitol.

    82. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So grind up memory, circuit boards and such and cast them about.

    83. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I think you miss the point. A search cannot be legally executed unless there is probable cause established before hand.

      Hi, you must be new here.

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    84. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no good police to my knowledge

      The only one I could come up with:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Serpico

    85. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No sure why my post was modded as a troll. But at least it was modded back up to 0.

      I hope you're kidding.
      Imagine if you were kidnapped, raped, while being videotaped. Should said video be allowed to circulate all in the name of anti-censorship?

      While I feel copyright reform needs to be dealt with, I don't believe it should be gotten rid of.

      So you're saying that the perpetrators should have copyrights to the tape?

    86. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by TWX · · Score: 1

      I'll print it out on paper, to be safe from lazy searches.

      Wait until you hear about this new-fangled invention, where they print the content for you, bind it, and ship it to you, and it's new content every time...

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    87. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was probably modded troll because the "for the children" crowd is composed of bloodthirsty idiots who have no respect for individual liberties, and don't even know what a pedophile is (but will advocate killing them even if they haven't raped anyone, solely because they could rape someone at some point). Advocating for censorship should result in widespread disgust in any truly free country.

    88. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 2

      Given how bad that movie stunk, if it's still around, it should be trivial to find.

    89. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      When your stuff is all destroyed, your home in tatters, and they won't pay for any of it, you'll find out who that joke is really on.

    90. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They train dogs to fake a "hit" on the cop's command.

      If I were on a jury, I would treat a hit by a police dog the same as if it were inadmissible evidence.

    91. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by ultranova · · Score: 0

      The cops get bolder every year, and people just go along.

      All aspects of US keep getting worse. The only thing everyone in the country seem to agree with is that the system itself is their enemy. Add normalization of corruption, the complete dysfunction of the political system, and an economy that's increasingly unable to provide security, comfort or even hope for the better to most citizens, and this starts looking a lot like a collapse in process.

      Nations live and die by their perceived legitimacy amongst their citizens, and US is losing its. Just look at the +5 Insightful you got. The story where the representative of national authority is the villain is overcoming the story where they're the hero, despite all the propaganda being pushed out by the Hollywood, tv, etc. The main thing keeping the whole mess still together is the national cult - flag-waving patriotism - but even that's being overcome by tribalism.

      Oh well. It'll be "interesting" to see whether China or Russia will assert itself as the new superpower after US is gone.

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    92. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by operagost · · Score: 2

      The U.S. Constitution is in the public domain. And chances are, the police haven't read it before.

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    93. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 2

      The article is written in a way that makes it sound like they might be talking about one case, but there are two separate cases. The case you referenced, where they compiled evidence for seven months, was in Warwick, RI. The case the person you responded to referenced, with the USB stick hidden in a tin in a metal cabinet, was in Connecticut.

      Chances are that the Connecticut case was similarly investigated before a warrant was issued and the USB stick found, but the article doesn't give any details on the case.

    94. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I can "totally" imagine all sorts of stuff like space harpies and evil leprechauns, but that doesn't mean they're likely real.

    95. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      You get arrested with one of those and some judges will put you in jail until you can find the password- even if it's the rest of your life.

    96. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he'll get that Slashdot smug, self-satisfied feeling that he is much smarter and more clever than the cops (because they're all corrupt and evil, apparently), actually much smarter and more clever than everyone, and it will all have been TOTALLY worth it.

    97. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      Yes they do. And i have seen the cops training snd talking about it first hand.

      My brother got a german shepard pup and took him to be trained. I picked them up once when his car was broke down. The cops use the same training facility to recertify their dogs so i figured i would watch a bit. I overheard one officer telling another that each dog will use one of three different cues when they want them to go off. He said they use three different ones to keep it simple yet different enough that its hard to tell when they are being directed to go off. They then joked around about how easy it was tp search anyone and blame it on a stupid dog. They also knew i was there and didn't bother trying to conceal this discusion or the methods.

      I mentioned something to my brother about it and he said it is common to hear that crap there. He said if you say anything about it, the cops will pull you over and make up reasons and you wont be able to train your dog there anymore. Evidently, this trainer was that good that no one would say anything.

    98. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if its 'ordinary' porn and smells of fish?

    99. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      And if you really don;t know the password? (write something really random, use it, then throw the paper away)

    100. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Teun · · Score: 1

      Peddling and consumption of kiddiporn is equivalent to fencing and there's plenty of scientific proof fencing does make for more theft = crime.

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    101. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      On a serious note, that could actually be illegal in some places.

      Absolutely it is. Depictions of fictional characters involved in a a fictional molestation of a fictional victim of unknown age (because it is fiction) but which, if translated into the real world, may have been an underage individual, is absolutely illegal in many jurisdictions.
      It is also illegal in some jurisdictions to possess video in which a person who IS of legal age engages in sex while dressed up to appear to be someone not of legal age. It would also be illegal to film that video in those jurisdictions as well, and probably also illegal even if not filmed to have your significant other dress up as a teenage schoolgirl/boy.

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    102. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Personally I would put coordinates of various Geo Caches on there, might as well actually have them go on a treasure hunt.

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    103. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Also, does concealing a memory device now automatically imply child porn?

      Child porn is bad stuff, but heaven forbid they have copyrighted movies on there. Or even worse than that, Metallica MP3s.

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    104. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by aquabat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bullshit. Swordfighting hasn't been common in thefts for centuries. I don't even think you can legally walk around with a real sword any more.

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    105. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Fencing means you receive stolen property for resale. Generally you buy it from a criminal and sell it to the public and profit off the low price you paid to the criminal.

      I don't think it really applies to child porn. It's possible that some child porn is fenced, but from stories I've read over the years most child porn is used to gain access to a child porn ring where it's traded with other child porn producers. Some of it leaks out, but not through selling... it's just posted on some forum or usenet or whatever. Your average child porn consumer is not paying for it certainly, and has no plans to resell it.

    106. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the moral of the story (I've been dating a historian for 12 years, and my awareness of it still impresses her).

      I didn't say anything about historical reality, I said that crediting "feminism" with the concept was nuts, and implied that just because something is in the OT doesn't make it good/right/accurate/worth a damn (and it sure as hell has fuckall to do with "historical reality").

    107. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't tell if you are pulling a funny or not...

      Fencing (Verb)
      Informal. to sell (stolen goods) to a fence.

    108. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my house that would be like trying to sniff out the illegal marijuana plant in an entire, otherwise legal marijuana patch. Hell, even I don't know where all my drives, thumb drives, RAM (I have so much old RAM, I used to give it to the kids for their school projects), etc. is ... Christ, I guess i need to start getting rid of some of this old stuff...LOL

    109. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Cito · · Score: 0

      That's the problem with Jews and Muslims , they follow old testament law aka sharia law.

      Christians do not follow old testament law as Jesus said the old law was done away with as he was the new law

    110. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      If we went the exact opposite way and applied harsh consequences, without exception, for use or possession of small amounts of dope very few people would want to run the risk.

      The problem with that is:
      1) There's no scientific proof of that being true. It's just a garbage assumption.
      2) It's anti-freedom.

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    111. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The victims, the children themselves, should have a copyright to the tape. Hence being illegal to have said tape.

      Isn't it illegal to possess a movie that hasn't been released to the public? Think in terms of that.

    112. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fun fact: The design of reddit is so horrible that you lose roughly 30,000,000 brain cells per second just by looking at it.

    113. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      Ever been pulled over by a cop for a dumb reason (example: loud music), then repeatedly questioned and attempted to be tricked into a lie with incriminating statements, pulled over for a full 20-30 minutes, before finally being let go--with no other charges the cop tried to lure you into other than the original one that could have been given and ticketed in five minutes? It happened to me.

      Too bad my friend and I both had our seatbelts on, I obeyed all traffic laws, had all working lights and signals, and did not fall for his attempts to catch me in some incriminating statement which he attempted to force out for a good 25 minutes or so. Poor guy, only got to give the original loud music ticket he originally pulled me over for, and wasted about 25 minutes on me that he could have actually been spending pulling people over who were actually doing something wrong that is actually worthy of an arrest or something. Like people disobeying traffic laws, driving wrecklessly, or something... you know... actually potentially harmful to other drivers on the road.

      Ah well.. he probably felt that it was some sort of minor accomplishment, because his notes mentioned the name of the band that I was listening to and that there was some cussing, which the judge brought up in the court room and actually started laughing and joking about.

    114. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the State but here in Arizona you can walk witha sword strapped to your side / back. I went to the police to ask this once, also there is a guy who walks down University at ASU with a Claymore on his back.

    115. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. There is always old but good 'I smelled marijuana'

      A thousand times THIS.

      I've been surrounded by 5-6 cop cars, asked why I was pulled over going 20 in a 25mph area,
      LAUGHED as I told them they would find nothing, and if there was anything it ain't mine.

      After their search, I asked "aren't you going to give me a speeding ticket?" as they walked back to their cars. No reply.

      Similar story for legitimately speeding. I asked what if I said "no" to a search "well, we will search anyway." My menthol smelled like weed. WOW.

    116. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Kiddie porn poses no moral problem for them.

      That's the problem with such emotional debates such as these. Let's deconstruct the freedoms afforded to us in order to serve a greater good. Being against it means you are against the greater good.

      it's stupid, and you're stupid.

    117. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A search cannot be legally executed unless there is probable cause established before hand.

      1. That's naive. It's quite common to conduct a search and then dream up the probable cause later. .

      It is quite common, but it's also quite unconstitutional. They need probable cause before they can get a warrant, and the warrant before they can conduct the search according to the Constitution.

    118. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      Since the dog can't smell memory, it must have been trained to smell something about the electronic components. That's bound to trigger a LOT of false positives in the modern world.

      This might be a fun thing to do. Get a lot of old flash drives, sd cards, and the like, the old super cheap ones of course, and stick them everywhere. Under the carpet, taped to the bottom of the drawers, in the hem of the curtain, etc. After 30 or 40 of them, somebody is going to get sick of playing that game, and it might be the dog, If you're really mean, store a picture of a treasure map on each one, and maybe some lists of random hexadecimal numbers.

      It'll drive them nuts. To really get the point across when they ask, just tell them the truth, that it's a joke, there's absolutely nothing of value stored on them, and yes, you want them back and undamaged. :P

      They will completely destroy your house digging up every memory stick and then leave you to clean up the mess.

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    119. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the rest of the cops sent him into a drug bust with no backup, and left him to die when he was shot.

      So much for 'the bad cops are just a tiny minority- just a few bad apples'.

    120. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Enry · · Score: 1

      Except for the ones that go off about teh gheys as they point to Leviticus.

    121. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Cito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those that use Leviticus are idiots as crazy as Jew and Muslim fundamentals

      Leviticus is the entire basis of sharia law in Islam exact book is used and mosaic law in Torah

      Jesus was specifically asked in new testament about the old law of moses, Jesus replied that he was the new law, inferring that the old ways were over and antiquated, he simplified the entire belief. Instead of all the stupid rules Jesus says there is just one, "god sent his only son, so that anyone believeth in him shall have everlasting life"
      No its/buts/addendum

      So crazy Christians saying otherwise are as insane as fundamental Muslims and Jews.

      Now I'm not claiming or saying what to believe, but fundamental Christians who use old testament are wrong/jehova witness/Mormon or some other cult

    122. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citation Needed]
      because I thought that is what Beta did.

    123. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by tygt · · Score: 1

      In further news, stock in the Crescent Wrench company skyrocketed shortly after techies started carrying lots of USB sticks...

    124. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We still use search warrants in this country?

    125. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, does concealing a memory device now automatically imply child porn?

      This is a fine argument for universal use of full-disk encryption.

      And I sincerely hope that real child pornographers get it wrong.

      Even so, let's drop political correctness and tell it like it is: our culture embraced "innocent until proven guilty" and "freedom from unreasonable search and seizure" for very good reasons. While we can all agree that harming children is abhorrent, removing those rights and freedoms from society at large does far more harm, to more people, and is the greater evil.

    126. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, it's all lies and obfuscation...child pornography, drugs, terrorism...the nontion that we have to give up our liberties to save the children, otherwise they'll be fucked, drugged, and blown up. We know what the real reasons are behind these kinds of tactics. and it has nothing at all to do with the protection of our children. It has everything to do with providing excuses to the police state for infringing on whatever privileges we have left (in the guise of "rights") in order to allow them full access to our person, papers, and possessions. This story is a joke and a cover.

    127. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people disobeying traffic laws, driving wrecklessly, or something...

      people disobeying traffic laws, driving wreckfully, or something...

      FTFY

    128. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you can. Well, I can. No idea about police states like the USA.

    129. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old testament and Sharia law are two completely different things.

    130. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by volmtech · · Score: 1

      A bible scholar, on /. !

    131. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you were kidnapped, raped, while being videotaped. Should said video be allowed to circulate all in the name of anti-censorship?

      Absolutely.

      Insightful? Only on Slashdot.

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    132. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can in quite a few states, that don't have length limits on blades.

    133. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost invariably, the people who shit on IP are people incapable of creating anything of value.

      If I spend time, development money and resources to develop something, whether $10 or $10 trillion, I'm not going to do it without a reasonable expectation of recouping my investment and a profit. Most writers, artists and photographers earn less than McDonald's employees.

      As to the ludicrous claim about sending data, you may send any of YOUR data you wish, in any manner you choose. You simply may not send MY data without my permission. In exchange, I'm expected to return the favor.

      Otherwise, shitweasels like you should have your SSN and credit card numbers publicized on Google. I have a right to disseminate information.

      Property is wrong. I should be able to use your car during the times you're not using it, as long as I put gas in.

      As for "scientific proof" that IP works, companies spend billions, produce things beneficial to humanity, and derive profit from doing so, when they recoup their expenses.

      I see no scientific proof that allowing you to breathe the air we need is effective or benefits humanity.

    134. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for the record, your read of Deuteronomy may or nay not be literally correct, but sure does not correspond to how Jews gave understood that for millennia. Rather, while attempting to rape, the perpetrator may be killed in self defense, and if caught afterwards, the statement you cite in Deuteronomy is understood to add additional punishment, on top of pain and suffering. And as far as marrying the woman, that's only if she wants to because in her society she would henceforth find no one. But she doesn't need to do that. IOW, rape once and on top of paying damages, you will be locked into male servitude to your shotgun marriage wife, for life.

    135. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs are considered full fledged police officers. You just picked up another felony charge, assault on an officer.

    136. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by DedTV · · Score: 1

      The cops already had some kind of information or evidence that the person was in possession of child pornography. Whatever it was, it was enough to convince the judge probable cause existed. That information or evidence was is what the judge went on when he issued them a search warrant to look for it.

      Since the cops were specifically looking for child porn, memory sticks would certainly be a part of the search warrant. Since that's what they were looking for, they were going to look to see what was on it no matter where it was found. Leaving it on a desk would only have made it easier for them to get their hands on it. By hiding it there was at least a chance the cops wouldn't find it.
      And he might have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling memory sniffing dog.

    137. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      100 miles from the international border itself

      And airports. I'm not sure if it's just the airports or also 100 miles around them, but in this case it doesn't matter.

      People hear this and think "Oh, well, border protection of a small area, no biggie". Except that this "zone" fully encompasses nine states! From https://www.aclu.org/know-your...: Rhode Island, Connecticut, Florida, Maine, Michigan, New Jersey, Delaware, Hawaii, and Massachusetts. Nine Constitution-Free States. Maryland, Vermont, New York, Pennsylvania, and Delaware come very close to being included in this list.

    138. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by DedTV · · Score: 1

      Federal Article III Judges may rubber stamp warrants for Government law enforcement, but state and local judges are either elected or appointed by elected officials . A judge at that level who rubber stamps warrants is taking a big risk for almost no promise of a reward. A judge can make cops work a little harder to establish solid probable cause with little risk of consequence while a judge who routinely enables cops to do things like tear apart some innocent old couple's home looking for drugs based on a tip that turns out to be a crank call is not likely to get reelected or reappointed when their term ends. It does happen of course, but it's a lot more rare than people seem to think it is.

      As for cops, there were over 460,000 local cops in the US in 2010. According to the National Police Misconduct Statistics and Reporting Project, In 2010 there was 6,613 officers accused of misconduct. Of those, only about 3000 were accused of on-the-job misconduct towards citizens (the rest were things like domestic violence, drug use, or DUI committed while off duty that still violate police codes of conduct). The rate of perpetrators of violent crime among normal citizens was 429.4 per 100k while among cops it was 409.3 per 100k,

      Cops are utterly average in how "bold" they are compared to regular citizens. They're just people doing an extremely necessary job for which they get paid crap, are exposed to constant risks and get nothing but disrespect and derision from those they work for in return. I'm amazed more of them aren't complete assholes.

    139. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      Almost invariably, the people who shit on IP are people incapable of creating anything of value.

      Trying to poison the well with unfounded insults, are we?

      If I spend time, development money and resources to develop something, whether $10 or $10 trillion, I'm not going to do it without a reasonable expectation of recouping my investment and a profit.

      You have no idea what a world without copyright and such would look like, as you're not living in it. In reality, people would have to rely on alternate business strategies, with the most creative ones winning in the free market. That's how it's supposed to work.

      You simply may not send MY data without my permission.

      So you're saying that I can buy a disc which contains music, but I can't use my own equipment to send others the data on the disc that I just bought? And this doesn't infringe upon real private property rights and free speech rights? Absolute nonsense.

      Otherwise, shitweasels like you should have your SSN and credit card numbers publicized on Google. I have a right to disseminate information.

      You need to be able to distinguish between transferring around private information and information you released to the public.

      Property is wrong. I should be able to use your car during the times you're not using it, as long as I put gas in.

      Equating data on someone else's hard drive to using someone's car is absolutely absurd. It seems you lack the cognitive ability to understand what a copy is.

      As for "scientific proof" that IP works, companies spend billions, produce things beneficial to humanity, and derive profit from doing so, when they recoup their expenses.

      Do you really think that that qualifies as valid scientific proof that copyright and such work? No. You need to provide enough scientific proof to disprove the null hypothesis that it doesn't work. Merely saying that companies does not prove that they would not profit without copyright, patents, etc., and it equates correlation with causation.

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    140. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's kind of sad how very few places will tolerate anyone who truly cares (rather than pretends to care while supporting policies infringe upon free speech rights) about free speech.

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    141. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      No. The victims, the children themselves, should have a copyright to the tape.

      Using copyright in such a way is absolutely absurd. It's just a legal hack.

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    142. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's kind of sad how very few places will tolerate anyone who truly cares (rather than pretends to care while supporting policies infringe upon free speech rights) about free speech.

      Freedom? You want the "free speech right" of a rapist to trump a rape victim's freedom to decide whether or not to be be in an adult video.

      It's possible you're not trolling, but it's absolutely ridiculous that anyone would mod you up. So much for #NotAllMen and all those "slashdot isn't misogynist!" comments...

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    143. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      Freedom? You want the "free speech right" of a rapist to trump a rape victim's freedom to decide whether or not to be be in an adult video.

      Erm... I think you're forgetting that this is about censorship. They were forced to be in the actual video, and it's too late to decide that they don't want to be in it. Go after the rapists.

      But yes, I think the importance of free speech trumps the importance of censoring videos that such victims don't want others to see.

      It's possible you're not trolling, but it's absolutely ridiculous that anyone would mod you up. So much for #NotAllMen and all those "slashdot isn't misogynist!" comments...

      I'm not sure what this has to do with men or women. It applies to everyone.

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    144. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be forgetting about Matthew 5:4-7, 17-19, 27 / Mark 7:9-13 / Luke 16:17 / John 1:17, 10:35, and that's right off the top of my head. Read your book before trying to defend it, mmmkay? -- avidatheist

    145. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that?

      Uh, yeah. Most judges rubber-stamp search warrants.

      Also, does concealing a memory device now automatically imply child porn?

      The cops get bolder every year, and people just go along.

      Cop: "I asked him for his ID, and he went fishing in a pocket. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A GUN OR KNIFE, SO I SHOT HIM".

      How does the dog do it? Can it read and type?

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    146. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, JWs believe the same thing (re: Jesus replaced the old covenant with Moses). Not saying they're still not batshit, just sayin'. (source: I was raised as one....and forced to do tons of biblical study)

    147. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Right, and pedophiles aren't ranked the lowest of the low in prison, am I right?! There's a reasons victims of child pedophilia become fucked in the head as they get older.

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    148. Re:Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      A hit by a police dog IS probable cause.

      So they trained the police dog to smell out child pornography on digital media. Nice.

    149. Re: Any Memory?? what judge will go on just that? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Jesus said the old law was done away with as he was the new law

      Strange. I thought that this Jeebus guy (if he ever existed - always a highly dubious proposition) was a strictly observant Jew. Not one who would go around re-writing the rule book.

      But since Islam seems to be a branch of Judaism, the close relationship between Judaic, Christian and Islamic Sharia law sets is less than surprising.

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  2. Sooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can he packet sniff?

    1. Re:Sooo by aphelion_rock · · Score: 1

      "pinpointing a thumb drive containing child pornography" I didn't know a dog could read the content of a thumb drive.. What happens if the drive contains other content?

    2. Re:Sooo by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      What if you loaded the thumb drive with pictures of squirrels? Would the dog recognize that?

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    3. Re:Sooo by qbast · · Score: 2

      Fornicating underage squirrels? Of course dog would recognize it.

    4. Re:Sooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's some weird porn you're into, buddy.

    5. Re:Sooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What is the age acorn scent for squirrels?

      Sorry, I meant "age of consent".

    6. Re:Sooo by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      What if you loaded the thumb drive with pictures of squirrels? Would the dog recognize that?

      You mean like Squirrels Gone Wild?

    7. Re:Sooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you need a shark for that.

  3. Amazoing by governorx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had no idea the contents of a physical drive changed its smell!

    This is very intriguing!

    1. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's true. As soon as my computer downloaded this, I could smell the bullshit.

    2. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had no idea the contents of a physical drive changed its smell!

      This is very intriguing!

      Yes, almost as intriguing as knowing that most pedophiles don't wash their hands before hiding thumb drives...or after jerking off.

    3. Re:Amazoing by governorx · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to report: Downloading and storing some cake baking recipes still make the drives smell like metal oxides and warm plastic. Don't waste your time.

    4. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, almost as intriguing as knowing that most pedophiles don't wash their hands before hiding thumb drives...or after jerking off.

      Hopefully they make the kids wash their hands, at least. Teaching proper hygiene is everyone's responsibility.

    5. Re:Amazoing by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I also smell the bullshit. I remember watching a USAF security specialist with a "drug" dog. He walked down the bay with the dog trotting beside him, stopped at a door and bounce a rubber ball off the door. The dog began to bark and scratch at the door. The CQ opened the door and they searched the lockers finding a bag of pot. Imagine that. That's when I realised that someone narced and the dog was for looks so no one would suspect.

    6. Re:Amazoing by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I bet they really bark at the keyboard then. I wonder if the ones with the dirty pictures smell different than the ones with the TPS reports.

    7. Re:Amazoing by Warhawke · · Score: 1

      This is why I store all of my flash drives in a Milkbone box: hiding in plain sight.

    8. Re:Amazoing by TarPitt · · Score: 2

      A dog's sense of smell is amazing. I bet a dog could tell if a search warrant is valid or not by smell alone. Perhaps the ACLU should train some of those dogs, to find invalid search warrants and prevent violations of the 4th amendment.

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    9. Re:Amazoing by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's called 'parallel construction' - the practice of fakeing a source in order to conceal the real source. It's used to protect informants by allowing for plausable deniability, giving the appearance that the police stumbled upon a crime by other means or sheer luck.

      It's still controversial because it can also be used to aid the police in using illegally gathered evidence while concealing that fact from a court.

    10. Re:Amazoing by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The summary is misleading. They can't smell the pornography, only the flash memory/hard drive. The idea is that if someone hides a memory device somewhere the dog can help them find it, regardless of what it on it.

      Even so it seems a bit unlikely. Being able to separate a solid state memory device from any other random plastic/silicon electronic device is a stretch.

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    11. Re:Amazoing by idji · · Score: 1

      lots of chemicals are used in making/etching circuit boards and then there is the tin&flux in solder. I am sure they have very clear smells.

    12. Re:Amazoing by Threni · · Score: 1

      Especially when you consider the size of MicroSD cards (which you'd connect to your pc using usb converters). You don't need to keep them on the floor where dogs can physically walk to; instead, they could be hidden above doors/windows, attached to the tops of curtains, etc. Next to invisible, disposable cost, and containing encrypted data. I suppose the police could start to train smaller dogs which the officers could hold above their heads to scan the room.

    13. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that is what that smell is! I thought I just shit myself. Ha, Crohns Disease jokes. I'm so ill.

    14. Re:Amazoing by king+neckbeard · · Score: 2

      Lying to a court about evidence is controversial? You don't say?

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    15. Re:Amazoing by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      A dog's sense of smell really is amazing, and it's amazing how much they could potentially detect. Unfortunately, it is currently only accessible by a dog, and dogs have poor communication skills relative to most humans, especially regarding explicit statements.

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    16. Re:Amazoing by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's called 'parallel construction' - the practice of fakeing a source in order to conceal the real source. It's used to protect informants by allowing for plausable deniability, giving the appearance that the police stumbled upon a crime by other means or sheer luck.

      No, what GP described is NOT the potentially legal version of "parallel construction." Parallel construction, done properly, is supposed to involve the construction of a legitimate alternative chain of evidence, where the original chain of evidence came from a questionably legal information source (e.g. NSA wiretap, improper search) or a source that can't be exposed for some reason.

      The way this is supposed to work is that all the legally obtained evidence is given to a separate law enforcement person, who doesn't know the case or have the detailed evidence and who then investigates in a legal fashion. As long as there is no "fruit of the poisoned tree," the investigation can be legit. The recent controversy is often that in new cases, the NSA will convey an "anonymous tip" or something to law enforcement to search a particular place... but after that tip, the police are still expected to act legally.

      In GP's case, the officer presumably received a tip that that particular house had drugs. The dog was brought past to provide probable cause (in addition to the tip) for a search. However, in this case the dog didn't sense anything, so the officer chose to commit an overt illegal act and fabricate evidence for the probable cause.

      So, while "parallel construction" is on questionable legal ground in many cases, GP's description involves fabrication of evidence... which does not lead to parallel CONSTRUCTION, since no legitimate chain of evidence was legally constructed.

    17. Re:Amazoing by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      If further investigation would never have happened without the prompting of (presumably much more damning) illegal evidence, I submit this form of construction is itself illegal.

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    18. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "fakeing"... So American... you idiot.

      It's 'FAKING'.

    19. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still controversial because it can also be used to aid the police in using illegally gathered evidence while concealing that fact from a court.

      That would be illegal, and punishable.

    20. Re:Amazoing by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      It's used to protect informants by allowing for plausable deniability, giving the appearance that the police stumbled upon a crime by other means or sheer luck.

      I guess we must have a lot of snitches out there, because it is almost a daily event where we find that a "random" traffic stop found umpteen metric tons of whatever is illegal this week. I'm kind of surprised that people actually consent to the search. It seems like if they were real criminals they would be more likely to know their rights and say "no" to the search. A random citizen probably wouldn't have anything to hide and would not know that they can say "no" to the search and since they don't have anything to hide, they just would say yes. But then perhaps it is just these random citizens who are getting caught with all the drugs.
      I don't know, one way or another it is just highly suspicious that so many random stops end up finding huge amounts of drugs. Either that or I am way behind the times and EVERYBODY runs around with large amounts of drugs in their car.
      I've never been asked hen pulled over if they could do a search, but then I am not of a certain color or ethnicity, and I don't have any priors. Those are probably the two biggest factors in determining if they want to search.

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    21. Re:Amazoing by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Only if you get caught. The whole point of it is that the defendant doesn't find out.

    22. Re:Amazoing by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      They can demand a search of your vehicle if there is grounds to suspect a crime is taking place. This is a verylow standard. 'I smell pot' is good enough.

    23. Re:Amazoing by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      Actually, GP was correct, and you seem to be misinformed. The notion of parallel construction originated in protecting CIs, and has been used for that purpose for decades. Extending it to cover illegal NSA wiretaps was a more recent development.

    24. Re:Amazoing by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I had no idea the contents of a physical drive changed its smell!

      This is very intriguing!

      Well, I would assume that the dog is trained to indicate on the scent of the various parts of the computer components such as printed circuit boards, solder resin, various typical packaging materials such as integrated circuit housing polymers, and so on.

      Oh, wait, whoosh! almost missed it there.

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    25. Re:Amazoing by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      "Parallel construction" is illegal. Evidence collected illegally and the knowledge gained from that illegal act cannot be washed off and sanitized by giving it to someone not part of the illegal act.

      The police are trying to use the supreme court exception for private citizens violating peoples rights not tainting a future police investigation. If the Supreme court allows this blatant violation of rights I'll be very disappointed because they've just allowed the state at will to violate people's rights as long as the one who violates the rights doesn't do the investigation. Now all you need is a group of cops that runs around violating everyone's rights but doesn't actually investigate anything. There should be law enforcement personal in jail for this parallel construction nonsense.

    26. Re:Amazoing by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sure. But what would distinguish a flash drive from all of the other electronics?

    27. Re:Amazoing by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Actually, GP was correct, and you seem to be misinformed.

      How so?

      The notion of parallel construction originated in protecting CIs, and has been used for that purpose for decades. Extending it to cover illegal NSA wiretaps was a more recent development.

      I know this, and I don't see how anything I said disagrees with this. The point is the construction of an alternative chain of evidence to avoid revealing a source, but the whole point is that the evidence chain needs to appear legitimate. In the case in question, an officer instead clearly fabricated evidence, instead of actually gathering an alternative set of legitimate evidence.

      While this may in fact be part of a "parallel construction" case (an ILLEGAL one), GGGP's original story could just be an example of an officer fabricating evidence to, say, enhance an otherwise legit investigation without necessarily any hidden source. For example, maybe police received a tip about the location, but a judge wouldn't offer a warrant on only that evidence... so this guy goes out and gets "more evidence." That does NOT make it parallel construction -- it's just an example of fabricating evidence.

    28. Re:Amazoing by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I think in the case I witnessed it wasn't so much to cover legality as to protect a snitch. It was an Air Force barracks and thus they could pretty much toss the place at will.

    29. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dog began to bark and scratch at the door. [...] the dog was for looks so no one would suspect.

      Except for, y'know, everyone who knows that "barking and scratching" isn't how drug sniffing dogs indicate they found something. But please, keep spreading that bullshit. You're only making it easier for those jack-booted thugs to do their thing by misleading the rest of us regarding how drug-sniffing dogs work.

    30. Re:Amazoing by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Let my preface this by saying that I believe all parallel construction should be illegal, and I hope/believe that it will eventually be ruled accordingly. Partial truths are still deceit, and dishonesty in the legal system opens it up to (further) abuse. It's either illegal to lie under oath, or it is not, and the government should hold itself to the same standard that we expect of citizens.

      That said, parallel construction is precisely about concealing the impetus. The classic example is a traffic stop that appears to be random, but is actually targeting a vehicle. The targeted vehicle could well have been stopped solely for whatever reason police used, and so that's the "parallel construction," even though police knew exactly which vehicle they wanted to stop.

      "You'd be told only, âBe at a certain truck stop at a certain time and look for a certain vehicle.' And so we'd alert the state police to find an excuse to stop that vehicle, and then have a drug dog search it," the agent said. http://www.reuters.com/article...

      Bringing a canine unit to the storage facility would allow the officer to tell the partial truth that he got a hit on a storage unit during a walk-through, even if the impetus for bringing the dog and doing a walk-through was because of a CI (and even if the hit was prompted). The deceit isn't in saying how the contraband was actually discovered/acquired, but in what the impetus was for using that (perfectly legal) method in the first place. That part is the "parallel construction."

      Now you might have been saying that GP's speculation that it was parallel construction is wrong, but we're all just speculating on what the officer might have been doing anyway. Maybe it was just a recreation for the camera and they forgot to edit that part out.

    31. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are different alerts for different types of contraband. Drug Dogs alert different then bomb dogs, and now memory dogs will alert different then the other dogs. border patrol dogs do alert with barking and or scratching in the area that they suspect drugs to be in, where a bomb dog in DC will sit or point so as not to disturb the suspected item and prematurely detonate it.

    32. Re:Amazoing by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      The deceit isn't in saying how the contraband was actually discovered/acquired, but in what the impetus was for using that (perfectly legal) method in the first place. That part is the "parallel construction."

      Yep, and that's precisely my point. This thread started about a police officer doing something illegal to justify a search. That could have happened in a parallel construction case, or it could have happened in some normal case where a cop needed more "evidence" for a search and manufactured it. My original response was to someone who claimed that it was "called parallel construction" when there was nothing in the anecdote to suggest that parallel construction was actually taking place.

      And by the way, I think almost all parallel construction should also be illegal. I also know that fabricating evidence definitely is already illegal. But none of this means that a cop observed fabricating evidence for probable cause is NECESSARILY participating in a parallel construction case... so I'm still waiting to hear about how I'm "misinformed" and the original person I responded to was correct....

    33. Re:Amazoing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also does country of origin make a difference in small?
      Will a Chinese flash drive smell like one from Taiwan?

    34. Re:Amazoing by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And even if dogs could make explicit statements, dogs are like children in that they want to please -- and that includes telling you what you want to hear. If there's more reward for telling you "drugs and disks in that box" than for finding nothing, you betcha the dog will alert, every single time. Dogs can and do "lie".

      [I am a pro dog trainer. That detection dogs commonly produce bogus results a la "Clever Hans" is pretty obvious to me... but evidently not to the people training detection dogs. But it does explain why perhaps the most sought-after detection training prospect is the retriever fieldtrial washout, who has already been extensively taught to take direction.]

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  4. Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that those dogs can distinguish between kiddie porn and say, databases of purchase orders just by sniffing around. From what I've heard, the pat req technology at Facebook and Google isn't nearly as advanced.

  5. dogs sniffing underage pussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure there's porn of that.

    1. Re:dogs sniffing underage pussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I download it?

    2. Re:dogs sniffing underage pussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try.

    3. Re:dogs sniffing underage pussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask the police dog.

    4. Re:dogs sniffing underage pussy? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1
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  6. you need to be on the jury by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    you need to be on the jury.

    While child pornography is bad the lost of rights / junk science to by pass your rights is much worse

    1. Re:you need to be on the jury by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      you need to be on the jury.

      Most people avoid jury duty like the plague because they don't get properly compensated for lost time at work.

      My employer (the federal government) pays me my normal wage while on jury duty, so I take it whenever it is offered.

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    2. Re:you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The dog is not being used to establish probable cause. The police already have a warrant (which requires probable cause already to have been established) for suspected child pornography possession / distribution, the dog is simply being used by the police to aid in the search for any "memory" devices.

      Otherwise, they would just tear your house apart for half a day and look for it without the dog.

      You're fucked either way and no rights violation has occurred, assuming the warrant itself was proper.

    3. Re:you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do memory devices have a specific smell or are they just going by human scent? The use of animals in any legal process is a bit shifty regardless.

    4. Re:you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I avoid jury duty because I don't want to be on the official record as saying that I believe that anything a cop says is a lie, that the prosecuter wouldn't care if the defendant is guilty or not as long as he or she gets another conviction, and that all judges should be hanging judges -- that is, they should all be dragged out and hanged.

      Sure, they make you swear to tell the truth, but actually doing so is usually not so great an idea.

    5. Re:you need to be on the jury by mi · · Score: 0

      Sure, they make you swear to tell the truth, but actually doing so is usually not so great an idea.

      Well, now that you've posted your incendiary speech on a public forum, you may as well repeat it in court. Or do you believe in that "Anonymous" nonsense? Of course not...

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    6. Re:you need to be on the jury by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      It's not like it matters. No one gives a shit anyway. As long as he's small potatos he can rant his drivel all he wants. It's like a fart in the wind. Only a tiny percentage of the people in this country want to be free.

    7. Re:you need to be on the jury by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      It's been going on a looooong time. Bloodhounds chasing convicts and other handy uses. Dogs are nifty for police work.

    8. Re:you need to be on the jury by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      They are going by bs - a dog sniffed out a hidden child porn storage device. And of course everyone in the world can be framed if necessary, but it's better if it's not framing, but he acutally has beaten around the bush, like creating a general picture about the individual. Like if he looks at porn online, keep feeding him pages with children. If he buys a computer on ebay, fill it up with "barely legal" porn and some "warez" and give it to him like that. Make sure he can no longer buy his favorite safety razor anymore, and keep sending him to brainwashing sites about how cheap and "cool" razor blades, the old style you sharpen with a stone, are. Also when he's on google books keep feeding him serial killer novels or at least intricate political treachery and backstabbing novels, when he searches for "chemistry", "encyclopedia" "mechanical machinery," and try to get him to get a CDL, so you can send him on a route where the fresh bodies from the morgues can be laid as cadavers whereever he's given a route, in fact the availability of such a fresh young corpse is what determines which way he gets a shipment next, and this way you can erase anyone. False witnesses are simple, also fake child porn usb flash drives, but it's more comforting to have some actual substance to it, some of it hard to explain away, such as being caught with your pants down. Or at least having a dangerous hobby, like mountain climbing, skiing, or even fishing will do, anything, anything.. violence, drugs, sex offender, child porn, financial fraud, speeding, driving without insurance, practicing free speech that's offensive or might be taken the wrong way, or at least out of context.. there is a shitlist by Da Man to eliminate anyone who's a threat to his world domination quest, if, by nothing else, by running their mouth on Slashdot. And don't believe just because some of you post as Anonymous Coward, they don't know exactly who said what when, don't assume that.

    9. Re:you need to be on the jury by rmdingler · · Score: 2
      Police K-9s are routinely used during roadside automobile stops to establish probable cause in cases where consent to search is not granted.

      It would be an incredible act of good faith to suppose that law enforcement would never use this technique outside of this narrow venue.

      Likening the use of storage devices to repositories of child porn is but a step away from condemning personal computers for the same principle. "You wouldn't mind us searching if you have nothing to hide, right?"

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    10. Re:you need to be on the jury by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Police K-9s are routinely used during roadside automobile stops to establish probable cause in cases where consent to search is not granted.

      Police K-9s who can sniff illegal substances. Silicon memory chips/processors are not an illegal substance.

    11. Re:you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of things that people swear by that have been used for thousands of years but that doesn't mean they are any good. How about a well documented, peer reviewed scientific write up on the ability of dogs to smell memory devices. This is the kinda of media bullshit that is helping turn the word "encryption" into the word "guilty."

    12. Re:you need to be on the jury by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      you need to be on the jury.

      Even if this story was about using the dog's response to establish probable cause for a search, any assessment of the validity of that probable cause is done during the preliminary stages of the trial, before the jury is called in. The jury is then merely instructed that the search was valid. It's incredibly rare that a jury is allowed to assess the validity of evidence gathering, or even told that the defence raised any issue at all.

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    13. Re:you need to be on the jury by John.Banister · · Score: 2

      But, how can you tell which dog they're using?

    14. Re:you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      not sure if youre joking or serious, but its a good question. call the computer-sniffing dog a "drug-sniffing dog" at a DUI checkpoint and suddenly they can search any modern vehicle they want as probable cause has been established.

    15. Re:you need to be on the jury by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not the dog that decides if the car contains drugs. It's the handler. If the handler wants to see a search carried out, the dog will find something suspicious.

    16. Re:you need to be on the jury by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Do memory devices have a specific smell or are they just going by human scent?

      "It smells like...failure."

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    17. Re:you need to be on the jury by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      This training can be completely subconscious by the trainer, too. A little flinch, slowing down, anything, and the dog reacts because that's what he's trained to do, in addition to actually smelling something.

      Various "intelligent" animals that count out the answers to simple math problems were traced to the trainer relaxing after the animal had tapped X times, and the animal saw it and knew it was time to stop tapping. Researchers could predict when the animal would stop tapping by watching only the researcher, not seeing the animal, and not even knowing the question.

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    18. Re:you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it matter?

      Police: Oh I see you have a phone, a tablet, and several USB sticks floating about the car.
      Me: And?

      It is not like the could actually act on that information. Oh I know the police are evil and out to get YOU.

    19. Re:you need to be on the jury by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      If you don't have anything to hide then why is your drive encrypted comrade!

    20. Re:you need to be on the jury by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Likening the use of storage devices to repositories of child porn is but a step away from condemning personal computers for the same principle. "You wouldn't mind us searching if you have nothing to hide, right?"

      Well, there are likely in the 100s of billions of storage devices out there in the world, and probably thouands or even tens of thousands of them have some CP on them, so the odds are perhaps 1 in 10 million that a device has that on it. Far better to try to spend money trying to find that 1 in 10 million than to actually catch and prosecute ACTUAL child molestors.

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    21. Re:you need to be on the jury by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Informative

      And the supreme court ruled that even if there is evidence that the dog was broken or the handler was lying (a case where a dog supposedly indicated on the same guy twice and no drugs were found either time) as long as there is some test in the past that indicates that the dog works that there is no evidence of misconduct on the part of either the dog or handler.

    22. Re:you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abos-f***ing-lutely. Anybody who has a dog can tell you they know what you're thinking.

      If the cop has already decided there's pot in the car the dog will sit--no matter how hard the cop tries not to let on.
      You cannot lie to your dog. They have evolved alongside us for 30,000+ years; the ability to "read" a human is a survival trait.

    23. Re:you need to be on the jury by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Apparently, this is quite true. According to a UC davis study: which was published in the January issue of Journal Animal Cognition: The performance of drug- and explosives-sniffing dog/handler teams is affected by human handlers’ beliefs.

      The study, published in the January issue of the journal Animal Cognition, found that detection-dog/handler teams erroneously “alerted,” or identified a scent, when there was no scent present more than 200 times — particularly when the handler believed that there was scent present. ....

      The handlers were told that there might be up to three of their target scents in each room, and that there would be a piece of red construction paper in two of the rooms that identified the location of the target scent. However, there were no target scents — explosives or drugs — placed in any of the rooms. ...

      Although there should have been no alerts in any of the rooms, there were alerts in all rooms. Moreover, there were more alerts at the locations indicated by construction paper than at either of the locations containing just the decoy scents or at any other locations.

    24. Re:you need to be on the jury by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Like the time I was in jury duty. The judge asked all seated "do you have a personal problem or history that would keep you from judging a policeman's testimony fairly?" The woman next to me didn't say yes. Those who said yes were dismissed. She was the sole hold-out for not guilty. "The cop said he did it, so obviously he was innocent. My son in law is a cop, so I know all cops are lying assholes."

      Hung jury. She should have gone to jail for perjury, but nobody cared.

    25. Re:you need to be on the jury by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Why does it need to work. It's a search aid, not adding cause or suspicion to anyone for any reason. Thermal imaging hasn't been shown by a peer reviewed study to work. Guns haven't been shown by a peer reviewed study to work. The cops have tasks. They use the tools they need to do them.

      Or are you the idiot that sues the judge for having yellow fringe on the flag in the courtroom, and demands to see the calibration test for the pen used to write your report?

    26. Re: you need to be on the jury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was 100% correct. EVERYONE are lying assholes, including all cops. "He said so" should hold ZERO weight in court.

      What they really want is to weed out anyone who considers a cop's word to be no more trustworthy than anyone else's.

    27. Re:you need to be on the jury by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a professional dog trainer, this does not surprise me in the least. Nearly all "go achieve that goal for me" training is basically cue-taking, whether the object is to find drugs or to find a shot bird in the field. Drug detection is fundamentally the same as a very short range blind retrieve (a retrieve where the dog is directed to an unseen bird). If I "lie" to the dog and send him for a bird that doesn't exist, he'll still go hunt for it, and so long as he's at least occasionally rewarded for the hunt, he'll continue to perform it. Dogs are optimists.

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    28. Re: you need to be on the jury by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      "He said so" should hold ZERO weight in court.

      So all eye witnesses should be excluded from court?

  7. And what if your case for "probable cause" by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2

    Your Honor, this person of interest may have hard drives or thumb drives, and these types of storage devices are commonly used to store CHILD PORNOGRAPHY OHHHH GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!! WHY WONT YOU PROTECT THE BABY JESUS??????"

    Warrant granted -- get those scumbags. And I wont cry if they die before seeing a jail cell!

    1. Re:And what if your case for "probable cause" by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

  8. Somebody, think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the dogs were trained to find hard drives that contain child pornography. Cause that's the impetus for this kind of search.

  9. what a load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or could it be that technology is everywhere now so any place the dog triggers on could have some type of memory.

    Next thing you know, they will have dogs that can sniff out penthouse and leave playboy behind.

    This is right up there with lie detectors and the people who make $$$ convincing idiots to pay for them.

    1. Re:what a load by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Can they tell the difference between RDRam and SDRam?

  10. HDDs smell bad by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Especially old SCSI drives. Peuw! Stink-o-rama! It's like really bad B.O.

    1. Re:HDDs smell bad by Megane · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could hire these dogs out to sniff out hard drives that are about to go bad in RAID arrays. You know, like detecting when a Quantum Fireball is about to blow its chip and all that.

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  11. When does it start to smell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Does the memory smell once it is packaged? Or when it is being built? Before a logo is put on it or after? Does ECC memory have a different smell than non-ecc?

    Please tell me the police are not actually believing this crap.

    1. Re:When does it start to smell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't start off with the police believing this crap, rather with the police trying to persuade everyone else to believe in this crap.

  12. A little behind the times by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Typical government bureaucracy, relying on outdated technology.

    Nearly 10 years ago, top minds in the private industry already developed super dogs that not only detected DVDs but could also determine the legal status of said DVDs by smell alone.

    1. Re:A little behind the times by djupedal · · Score: 1

      This is true....don't ask me how I know.

    2. Re:A little behind the times by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but the link you provided claims no distinction was noted between real and counterfeit disc detection.

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    3. Re:A little behind the times by retchdog · · Score: 1

      I think WWJBD's point is that the dogs are actually useless exactly because they can't make this distinction, and that it was all a bullshit PR exercise; the subtext is that this is similar.

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    4. Re:A little behind the times by torsmo · · Score: 2
      From the article:

      . . . then-MPAA chairman and CEO Dan Glickman said . . . "the dogs are some of the greatest employees we have here at the MPAA"

      You know what, I totally believe that the guy was speaking the truth. I mean, the characteristics possessed by the average dog puts it fair and square above an MPAA employee.

    5. Re:A little behind the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the smell of digital child pornography was sufficiently different that new dogs needed to be trained?

    6. Re:A little behind the times by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      They went to a FedEx hub and found tons of discs, though no counterfeits. BUT! When they went to a pirate DVD factory, they found TONS OF PIRATED DVDS! Conclusion: Dogs can smell pirated DVDs.

    7. Re:A little behind the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CEO Dan Glickman...lavished praise on the canines, saying that the dogs "are some of the greatest employees we have here at the MPAA

      Bwahahaha

  13. Dog's accuracy depends... by luckymutt · · Score: 1

    ...on where said thumb (drive) was recently stuck.

  14. Easy to foil by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Just store pics of skunks

    1. Re:Easy to foil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Child skunks? Pervert!

  15. So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is the dog also trained to crack truecrypt files?

  16. Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because child pornography on a thumb drive smells entirely different from vacation photos on a thumb drive.

    1. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless those vacation photos have only you in a full suit and your wife in a Burka and both your son and daughter covered from head to toe there is child porn on it.
      Hope you went to Antarctica.

  17. Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hole by Warhawke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's get this out of the way. Search tactics using dogs is always going to be prone to abuse. However, dogs have been sniffing out electronics for years now. Additionally, and this should be obvious, the dog isn't sniffing out hard drives that contain child pornography, it's merely sniffing out all hard drives. In this case, the dog was deployed as the result of a search warrant that undoubtedly allowed for the seizure of all electronic devices within the home. Use in this manner is much less controversial than using the dog to find the drive, thus establishing probable cause to bypass a warrant entirely.

  18. What a waste, who the hell are we protecting here by bradrum · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me that they can't stop people from making child pornography by identifying the children in the films and finding the perverts who do that kind of stuff? There must be mountains of other forensic evidence they can use to connect the people that actually did these crimes than the sick people that view that stuff.

    There must be all kinds of techniques they can use to uncover the equipment that the stuff is made on, identifying the children that are in the the stuff, and finding the perps. I am sure that a ton of children could be saved by basic investigation techniques. But they find something like this and get money from the feds for dogs that sniff memory on the chance that someone has ratholed a usb stick with illegal stuff on it. And the long arm of the law grows longer and longer as they get tools like this and need a purpose for them.

    This has unreasonable search and seizure written all over it. To go to such lengths to find a usb stick with some pictures on it seems more like a justification for an invasive use of investigative powers than a legitimate tactic to protect children from abuse. Next it will be used on investigative reporters in the interests of "national security".

  19. This sounds fishy. by buckfeta2014 · · Score: 0

    How can they tell the difference between a stick of memory, and some random PCB, by smell alone?

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    1. Re:This sounds fishy. by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      They probably can't, the dog more than likely alerts are just about anything with electronics, but hey that is all the "probable cause" they need.

      I suspect this one will end up back at the SCOTUS They are going to be forced to expand on that ruling last year about bring a dog onto someones porch.

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  20. Time to hermeticly seal the drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm envisioning something like a very-short-range wireless-access data-storage device that charges itself wirelessly, but one with a hardware on/off switch. When it's off, it's completely off.

    It's in a hermetically sealed environment, with the on-off switch activated in some way that won't require breaking the hermetic seal. The hermetic seal is made of a substance that is either undetectable by dogs or one that is so common that a dog won't be able to detect it from the "noise" in typical household.

    Wrap one of those babies in a few layers of aluminum foil then hide it. Tell Fido "good luck, you'll need it."

    1. Re:Time to hermeticly seal the drives by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, selling expensive, failure-prone hard drives to criminals so that dogs can't find them and the police will instead tear their house to pieces to eventually find a specialized sealed hard drive for avoiding detection which only a (very, very stupid) criminal would want.

      Sounds like a real business opportunity, are you selling shares?

      I don't even want to know what you think the "few layers of aluminum foil" would be good for, but I am certain it wouldn't work, whatever it is.

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    2. Re:Time to hermeticly seal the drives by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      How much of the house would be left before they gave up searching if there was nothing to be found? Police do not like suspected criminals, they aren't going to be gentle. If I were hiding a memory stick I would hide it inside the float valve in the cold water header tank, cut along the seam and melted back together. So if they were really being through enough to find something like that they would have to be ripping apart the plumbing. I wouldn't be surprised if they carry out some deliberate destruction for purposes of intimidating the suspect, hopeing they will confess in order to avert property damage.

    3. Re:Time to hermeticly seal the drives by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      I had an idea like that once. You could take something like a Kingston MobileLite WiFi Wireless USB Card Reader, plug a Universal QI Wireless Charging Receiver into it, cut the internal battery line and route it via a reed switch, and cast the whole assembly into a big epoxy ceramic coffee mug. It only comes on when the mug has the lid with the magnet put on it the correct way, and you set the mug on a charging pad when the battery gets low. I expect if these sorts of things became common, cops would get pretty good at recognizing ones that didn't use sophisticated miniaturized electronics, and before long, if they thought it was important, they would just x-ray all your stuff with every search. The extra trouble would make it more likely that they'd make sure they convicted you of some sort of offense so that they could charge you for the expense of the search.

    4. Re:Time to hermeticly seal the drives by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      For bonus points, you could add a second reed switch that shorts the battery through a resistive heating element that lays next to the micro sd card. Then when you put your MagnoGrip wrist band on the mug, it slags the memory, so long as your battery was charged.

    5. Re:Time to hermeticly seal the drives by vux984 · · Score: 1

      How much of the house would be left before they gave up searching if there was nothing to be found?

      It was wireless right? I'm stashing it my neighbors house. I never liked them much anyway :p

    6. Re:Time to hermeticly seal the drives by retchdog · · Score: 1

      this is utterly moronic. i guess if you want to give your grandkids some stolen bitcoin (whatever it'll be worth by then), or you want to make a dramatic deathbed confession that you provably murdered someone, you have a solution. it's not a great solution, but it'll do.

      however, most of the time, criminals don't keep records of their crimes after they're finished, since that would be extremely stupid. electronic data you can't access is essentially nonexistent. drug dealers have address books because they need them. child porn enthusiasts have thumb drives of child porn because, presumably, they want to wank to it, not to feel smug about the evidence they have hidden in their plumbing. that's why we use encryption, rather than embedding our hard drives in blocks of cement, or sealing them and throwing them in the ocean.

      as for intimidation factor, yeah, that's definitely part of it. i don't see how it's relevant here, however.

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  21. The smell of YOU! by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    At first, I had a real good laugh when I read this. There's no way the dog can smell certain memory cards with certain content on it, anyone with half a decent brain and some knowledge in electronics knows this.

    But then it occurred to me, it's not the card/usb-stick the dogs are smelling, it's the fact that some human touched it, probably repeatedly from using the USB-memory (or harddrive) for a long time, this is bound to leave your human scent on them, and thus making it easy for the amazing dog nose to sniff it out.

    Yeah, I'd say that's fully plausible!

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    1. Re:The smell of YOU! by Aryden · · Score: 2

      If it is in your home, one would assume a great many things would smell like you, namely your clothes bed, couch, fridge, chairs, table, door handles, bathrooms, and any number of other things that would all register as false positives were that the case.

    2. Re:The smell of YOU! by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      If it is in your home, one would assume a great many things would smell like you, namely your clothes bed, couch, fridge, chairs, table, door handles, bathrooms, and any number of other things that would all register as false positives were that the case.

      I agree with you on that, but it makes a lot of sense as the culprit would probably have used the drive quite a lot, especially during certain acts *no further descriptions needed*, I'd expect certain secretions to become transferred to the surface of that drive making it unusually easy for any dog to sniff out. You know how small micro-SD cards are, right? Imagine someone hiding it in-between the wafering of a cardboard box, or perhaps a crack in the wallpaper? Surely that must give off the odor of the contaminated SD-card rather than the wallpaper? It's not like you touch the wallpaper all the time etc.?

      Still plausible in my world.

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    3. Re:The smell of YOU! by CaptQuark · · Score: 1

      If you read the report or the synopsis, it said the thumb drive was four layers deep inside a metal box which was inside a metal filing cabinet. Assuming there was anything else in the filing cabinet, the scent of the owner would be concentrated around all sorts of things inside.

      Using your *no further descriptions needed* scenario, the person would have touched many other things with the same scent: his keyboard, his mouse, his desk, the door of the filing cabinet, the tin box, possibly the key to the filing cabinet, the door handle of the room, etc. I doubt the dog was following scent of the owner around the room. (If I was trying to hide something from the dog I would use a micro-SD card and stick it inside my mouse. The dog is probably trained to ignore the common items like the mouse, keyboard, monitor, webcam, USB hub, etc.)

      Or perhaps the makers of memory cards and thumb drives have been asked to add certain chemicals the the PCBs or memory chips to make it easier for dogs to locate them. It wouldn't be the first time hardware manufactures have been asked to modify their products to help police track them. https://www.eff.org/issues/pri...

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    4. Re:The smell of YOU! by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      They're not looking for (or claiming) "certain content". When you get warrants to arrest someone for child porn and search their house, the search generally includes seizing any digital media on the premises. Reasonable, since the guys often hide their incriminating collection somewhere. Digital media is small, easy to hide, and comes in all sorts of forms (as you well know), so reliably finding all of it in a house can be a real pain. Guys have gone free because the police didn't find the incriminating drive during their search, and the guy had a friend wipe the incriminating drive after he was arrested.

      Seems plausible that a dog could sniff out electronics, which is really all they're looking for.

    5. Re:The smell of YOU! by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Don't be absurd, they can't smell the content but they CAN smell the circuits. Of course the dog can smell the circuit board. Whether it's the solder, the board itself, the IC's or the chemicals used to treat the board the dog can undoubtedly smell it. Hell I can smell new circuit boards and humans have terrible sense of smell.

      You might smell a bouquet of flowers, the dog can smell every individual flower, everyone that touched the flowers and every insect that interacted with the flowers. There is no comparison for humans, we simply can't imagine a depth of smell that vast.

    6. Re:The smell of YOU! by pla · · Score: 1

      But then it occurred to me, it's not the card/usb-stick the dogs are smelling, it's the fact that some human touched it

      No, the dog simply smells the chemicals in the device - Hell, if we can smell them, so can a dog. We just can't smell them well enough to find one hidden inside four containers at the back of a filing cabinet, whereas a dog can.

      To your other point, however...


      There's no way the dog can smell certain memory cards with certain content on it

      Absolutely true, but largely irrelevant. They had a warrant to seize storage media, plain and simple. The dog just helped them find all of it.

      That said, I still see a dog alerting to the smell of electronics as increasingly useless in the modern world. Assuming no malicious intent on the part of the handler (false, but let's roll with it for now), a drug dog can sniff out your bag of weed precisely because you don't have hundreds of bags of hypothetically-legal weed hidden around your apartment and they need to find the one illegal one. With electronics, however, I do have hundreds (possibly in the thousands) of circuit boards randomly scattered around my house - I'd dare say that even Joe Sixpack easily has over a hundred boards around the house, when even things like car keys and teddy bears and thermostats have them nowadays.

      So while the police might love cataloging 150 individual drug charges for every seed they find in your carpet, they won't take quite the same sick pleasure in documenting your three computers, your smoke detectors, two external HDDs, your TVs, 18 thumbdrives, random old PC parts you have lying around, a third of your kid's action figures, your vintage SNES and dozens of games, a few hundred burned DVDs... And then someone actually needs to check out almost all of those to decide whether or not they have any storage capacity, and if so, what they contain? In all seriousness, if they raided my house for storage media, even narrowing it down to "real" storage devices (HDDs, burned DVDs, flash drives... as opposed to every recordable greeting card etc), someone could literally spend the rest of their life trying to decide whether or not they had found anything incriminating in the collection.

    7. Re:The smell of YOU! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Dogs tend to home in on galvanic reactions and electronics even without training; I natter on about this somewhat above. This is why folks often learn to not leave their keyfob lying on the coffee table.

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  22. of course that won't be used here in the US by jcomeau_ictx · · Score: 1

    the fourth amendment won't allow such intrusion into our personal belongings. Thoreau will have to be sent to China or North Korea to use his talents. also, I'm pretty sure Henry David would not be happy with the choice of the dog's name.

  23. Title/summary mismatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I shouldn't need to point this out given the regular clientele of Slashdot, but as usual the title doesn't match the summary. It looks like the dogs are trained to sniff out computer storage media, not memory (i.e. RAM). There is a difference, unless you think keeping all your valuable data in volatile space is a good idea.

    Not that the editors or even samzenpus would know (or care) about the difference.

  24. If It's All Encrypted Who Cares What the Dogs Find by myfacelaunchd50ships · · Score: 1

    I would assume the dogs don't get their treat if the flashes drives are encrypted.

  25. This is so incredibly stupid. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    A) There is this little thing called "The Internet" that people use to send each other information. Why the hell would someone go to the risk of keeping a thumb drive that can be identified as in their possession and have their fingerprints, when they can just send an encrypted file?

    B) I doubt the dog can smell memory in particular, he can probably just sniff electronics. Everything nowdays has some kind of electronic component, I doubt this will be very useful.

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    1. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I suspect that mechanical hard disks stand out since they are lubricated with some kind of oil. But otherwise not.

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    2. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Probably, but if the premise of the small flash drive for smuggling CP was implausible, a bulky HD is even more so.

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    3. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by phmadore · · Score: 1

      I would assume it's a lot easier for the authorities to catch them when they distribute over a network, even Tor.

    4. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by qbast · · Score: 1

      You do realize how suspicious this behaviour is?

    5. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      I think we are on several watchlists now. Enjoy.

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    6. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      A) There is this little thing called "The Internet" that people use to send each other information. Why the hell would someone go to the risk of keeping a thumb drive that can be identified as in their possession and have their fingerprints, when they can just send an encrypted file?

      Why the hell would anyone save something to the cloud that can be electronically eavesdropped when it can be saved to a flash drive locally and available whenever/wherever you may be? It applies just as much to illegal images, your legal banking/tax records, or anything else in between.

    7. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      A) There is this little thing called "The Internet" that people use to send each other information. Why the hell would someone go to the risk of keeping a thumb drive that can be identified as in their possession and have their fingerprints, when they can just send an encrypted file?

      Most of the people they actually catch and prosecute are pathological collectors.

      Rhode Island is actually a little unusual in that they're pursuing people based on online leads. That's a ton of work. Last I knew, most state forensic labs already had their hands full with evidence to process from direct-referral cases. Those are were someone calls the police to initiate the investigation. Those cases are easier, since there's independent (and non-digital) evidence or testimony. They're also very often associated with actual abuse of a child of a friend or family member (whereas the guy you pick up on the other side of a P2P file sharing network could be otherwise harmless). So most places don't bother pursuing online leads, because they already have their hands full with easier cases.

    8. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      It gives you a more random media access control address (MAC address, a unique identifier), keeps the storage clean, the VPN gets you an ip back in your own country via a more secure pipe.
      A free OS can be found on monthly open source computer magazines saves downloading.
      Ensure your 2nd hand computer does not have a mic or camera :)

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    9. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      We are all on the collect it all list :)
      The crux of the NSA story in one phrase: 'collect it all' (15 July 2013)
      http://www.theguardian.com/com...

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    10. Re:This is so incredibly stupid. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, I didn't know that. I guess it fits the profile.

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  26. Re:About Shenzhen LED-Hero Electronic Technology C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But can the dogs sniff out the LEDs? Do they contain memory?

  27. Re:What a waste, who the hell are we protecting he by roger10-4 · · Score: 1

    If you read the article, the police got a search warrant based on other evidence. The dog was subsequently used to locate the device which led to an arrest warrant.

  28. Good luck with that... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    In my home I have way too many hard drives laying around from old computers - and a lot of other electronic parts. It will take quite a while for them to go through the stuff - provided that they can find useful controller cards for reading them.

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  29. How can it tell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the difference between my encrypted child pron, pirated media and leaked documents

  30. There will be no changes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As the drugs war winds down... another war on freedom starts.

  31. Memory? by Arker · · Score: 2

    I am not surprised that the reporter is a technical illiterate who cant tell memory from storage, but surely the submitter or the editor one could show half a brain cell working and correct it?

    All the devices mentioned are storage, not "memory".

    Anyway, police dogs are a scam. Like Clever Hans, they are more attuned to their trainers emotions than s/he is, and can baffle and impress the unwary with seemingly impossible tricks as a result. Granting a warrant based on a dog alerting is effectively the same thing as granting it because a cop has a hunch.

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    1. Re:Memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstood -- they already had the search warrant, but needed the dog to find what was specified in the warrant because it was so well hidden. As a result of what was on the memory stick that the dog found, an arrest warrant was issued.

      I think you overlooked that there was first a search warrant and then an arrest warrant.

      dom

    2. Re:Memory? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      "Storage" is what, these days, we call I/O-based secondary memory. It's still a form of computer memory, though.

    3. Re:Memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "literacy" is mostly just refashioning newspeak.

      Historically, the line between memory and storage is very thin.

      RAM, ROM, WORM, and NVRAM and EEPROMS and such -- hell, RAMDRIVEs and SWAP too --
      which ones are memory and which are storage?

      Is it size, speed, persistence -- what's the difference?

      Memory has been virtual as well for quite a while.

      Ever heard of "core" and "secondary storage"?

      You are not wrong, but terms change meaning over time. "Memory" does imply persistence.

      I would not blame someone for assuming the obvious. Geek speak should not turn into lawyerese that requires
      a decoder ring. "Memory" it self is very vague.

    4. Re:Memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're called memory sticks. Get over it.
      Get over yourself too and change that wretched font.

    5. Re:Memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aspies do best with fixed-width fonts.

  32. It's all the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leaky stolen child pirate pron!

  33. Re:Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you actually read the article? It's very clear they're NOT talking about merely finding concealed hard drives, but actually determining the content of the memory using a dog's sense of smell.

  34. Re:What a waste, who the hell are we protecting he by bradrum · · Score: 1

    I understand that.

    My point is that the as the
    a) long arm of the law grows longer the potential for misuse grows larger as well
    b) that the cops in this case are either
    1) probably going after someone that there is very little evidence against or 2) that they have overlooked significant evidence against if they have rip the whole place to shreds and need to use a dog to find deeply hidden usb stick.

  35. It's "The Fifth Sense"... by Horshu · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this sounds like that ep of Always Sunny where Dolph Lundgren is the voice of a dog that can smell crime, and then it wound up being a giant nose on Dolph Lundgren's body. (Doctor) Dolph Lundgren could smell the crime before it even happened, though.

  36. Lots of false positives ... by PPH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... on the child porn. But it creates 'probable cause' to hold someone and go through the rest of their personal belongings, car, house, etc.

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    1. Re:Lots of false positives ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this computer searching is ridicules especially under the guise of child pornography. I thought we were looking for terrorist.

    2. Re:Lots of false positives ... by runeghost · · Score: 2

      ... on the child porn. But it creates 'probable cause' to hold someone and go through the rest of their personal belongings, car, house, etc.

      And we have a winner! This is nothing more than a slightly more elaborate version of the plastic "magic wands" Iraqi security forces were (and probably still are) using to detect everything from explosives to drugs. The could be counting birds flying by or examining entrails: the point is to let them legally search (harass) citizens.

    3. Re:Lots of false positives ... by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Yeah.......except that's not at all what it is. Read the article, the police had spent seven months compiling evidence on this guy, got a search warrant to search his house, and then used the dog as part of the search. Seriously, they actually are going after crime here. If you have a problem with that, something is wrong with you.

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    4. Re:Lots of false positives ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it creates 'probable cause' to hold someone and go through the rest of their personal belongings, car, house, etc.

      Wasn't, more or less, that the reason that child porn possession was made illegal? I mean, once production and distribution were made illegal, it would logically follow that if you possessed child porn, it must be because you (1) received it before the ban on distribution, (2) received it illegally (and hence could potentially implicate someone else in production), or (3) made it yourself. And as time passed, (1) became more and more remote.

      Of course, last I heard the stats are that only about one in ten found with child porn are found to be child molesters--and I doubt that's because they're not trying hard enough to implicate those with child porn as molesters. So, most the stuff then is received from someone else. And with most places having something like 6 months per image punishment (with video then being counting by the frame), you get into astronomic numbers for those found guilty. Concurrent sentences tend to mitigate that, but it's still rather ridiculous in scale and obviously meant to induce a plea bargain to implicate others.

      This leads to the final point, that if you got all your images off the internet off a well known site...then you can't readily pull a Sabu and get out of pretty harsh punishment, year wise. I don't say this at all in defense of child porn possessors. It just seems crazy to think having 100 nude photos of a 13 yo made in a country with more lax views of such things can translate into 50 years prison time. Clearly the degree of punishment is more of a thought crime at that level.

    5. Re:Lots of false positives ... by KingTank · · Score: 1

      Yup, same as "drug sniffing" dogs. They're trained to alert whenever the cop wants them to.

    6. Re:Lots of false positives ... by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      I would question the likelihood of this being anywhere near the most effective means of finding this material, and combined with the recent news that being interested in TAILS sends up a red flag with the NSA and the honored tradition of child porn and terrorism being the two most popular methods of getting a government practice to be accepted.

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    7. Re:Lots of false positives ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially large amounts of cash, which anything more than $5000, is considered profits from illegal transactions aka, drugs, and can be immediately confiscated without question.

      The US system of justice, down to the local level, is wholly corrupt and set up for massive abuse. This country needs, well, something....

    8. Re:Lots of false positives ... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I would question the likelihood of this being anywhere near the most effective means of finding this material,

      OK, what do you think is more effective?

      and combined with the recent news that being interested in TAILS sends up a red flag with the NSA and the honored tradition of child porn and terrorism being the two most popular methods of getting a government practice to be accepted.

      Police don't need to get dogs 'accepted.' They're already accepted. I don't even know what you're thinking here.

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    9. Re:Lots of false positives ... by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      OK, what do you think is more effective?

      Just having humans searching everything. They would probably be doing that anyway since dogs are not very reliable (not because of inability to use their sense of smell to detect it, but because they are dogs.).

      Police don't need to get dogs 'accepted.' They're already accepted. I don't even know what you're thinking here.

      Dogs sniffing for hidden electronics is not a commonly accepted practice, and I suspect that this is probably part of a campaign to make it one.

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    10. Re:Lots of false positives ... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Dogs sniffing for hidden electronics is not a commonly accepted practice, and I suspect that this is probably part of a campaign to make it one.

      Who doesn't accept it?

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    11. Re:Lots of false positives ... by PPH · · Score: 1

      So now they have that dog. Think they won't find other things for it to do? Pretty soon, you take the dog on a walk through a parking lot and demand to search on every car it alerts on. Given the popularity of keychain USB drives and digital camera SD cards, this could become an excuse to search everyone.

      Sure, it makes a warranted search easier. But its possible that the dog might miss things that a careful search executed by a human could catch.

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    12. Re:Lots of false positives ... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yes, and following that slippery slope to it's logical conclusion, the world will end. So what? Are you seriously worried that the police have a dog?

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  37. One time pad by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    So now I can't even hide my one time pad? Which I keep for perfectly legitimate purposes.

    I'm going to start hiding beef jerky in random places in my house.

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  38. useless. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One step closer to 'thoughtcrime' ;(

    Side note, there's a shortage of dogs capable of doing real work, like search and rescue. why waste good talent on this shit? I can't think of a reason this should ever be an issue.

    Is the end game going to be that whenever going through customs all storage will be scanned and stored "just in case"? :(

    1. Re:useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some very great sources here and thank you for being so kind to post them here.
      www.gebattery.com.cn

    2. Re:useless. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Side note, there's a shortage of dogs capable of doing real work, like search and rescue. why waste good talent on this shit?

      I'm pretty sure the capable dogs will get trained to do real work. It's the less capable ones that will become "alert on cue" and "sniff out thumb drives" dogs.

    3. Re:useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the capable dogs will get trained to do real work. It's the less capable ones that will become "alert on cue" and "sniff out thumb drives" dogs.

      So, when capable, do real work, when not, harass people? Why does that sound familiar? :)

    4. Re:useless. by westlake · · Score: 1

      One step closer to 'thoughtcrime' ;(

      Possession of child pornography is not a "thought crime."

      It's both a pity and a blessing that Orwell did not live long enough to see how the geek would misunderstand, twist and distort what he had to say,

    5. Re:useless. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      So, when capable, do real work, when not, harass people? Why does that sound familiar? :)

      Ability and willingness to harass people are inversely proportional to the capability to do real work.

  39. right... by publiclurker · · Score: 0

    It is the self-important nobodies like you that are special. Your mommie even told you.

    1. Re:right... by jeIIomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is the self-important nobodies like you that are special.

      In a country where most people support the TSA, the NSA's surveillance, free speech zones, protest permits, DUI checkpoints, copyrights, patents, stop-and-frisk, unrestricted border searches, constitution-free zones, mass public surveillance conducted by the government, anti-gun laws, plea bargains, or some form of warrantless wiretapping in general, it is not difficult to be "special"; you just have to oppose all of those things.

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    2. Re:right... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In a country where most people support the TSA, the NSA's surveillance, free speech zones, protest permits, DUI checkpoints, copyrights, patents, stop-and-frisk, unrestricted border searches, constitution-free zones, mass public surveillance conducted by the government, anti-gun laws, plea bargains, or some form of warrantless wiretapping in general, it is not difficult to be "special"; you just have to oppose all of those things.

      Other than financially, I don't think most people in the U.S. support any of that. Some people rant about it, others tolerate it. I have heard nobody actually applaud it other than the entities themselves and the people who profit from them.

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    3. Re:right... by jeIIomizer · · Score: 2

      I have heard nobody actually applaud it other than the entities themselves and the people who profit from them.

      Nobody!? Wow. You haven't paid any sort of attention at all. You've never seen someone support copyrights or patents? How about DUI checkpoints? People ignore the fact that these things violate people's fundamental liberties and/or the constitution because they think it will keep them safe from something, as if that's a justification in a country that's supposed to be 'the land of the free.'

      So yeah, if you think that most people are not in support of any of that, I think you're absolutely incorrect.

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  40. Better idea by phmadore · · Score: 1

    I need one of these dogs to sniff my ram packages from eBay and let me know next time I get one that's going to fail within 6 months. Son of a bitch. You know I never suspected the ram, I thought it was the hard drives failing me.

    I think the cops probably need to do more old-school investigating and undercover work. I think that we need the death penalty for child molesters and life imprisonment for anyone caught in possession of or distributing child pornography. I think it'd be great if there were any tool under the law besides the second amendment with which to handle the chimo problem, but that only allows us to kill them when they're actively raping or attempting to rape our kids.

    Does prohibition work? No. Does this government regularly over-reach? Yes. Can we trust law enforcement at any level to protect our children from bad people? Unfortunately, my life says no. So what is to be done? Well, we as developers and hackers and such could do a lot more of our own vigilante work, but it goes fundamentally against our beliefs in privacy and such. But I mean... what do you do with these people? I know, here's a great idea. Let's just deport them to Europe, anywhere, where they can be "recuperated" or whatever it is called. But it's not a thing that happens, rehabilitation. You're talking about people between the ages of 25 and 85 who are guilty of these crimes. This says to me that some of them get away with it for 60 odd fucking years unscathed. I'm sure there are plenty of liberal and conservatives who believe there are more "real" problems for the govenrment to focus on, but honestly, for my tax buck, you can take away everything and just put in place a Child Molestation and Pornography Eradication Bureau and I'll be completely satisfied. Throw away the army, the whole welfare state, and every law you claim that protects me. I only want this one authority to exist and I only want it to exist because I can't see any other way to stop these bastards besides using the collective violence that is the state but using it more efficiently and more regularly.

    1. Re:Better idea by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The justice systems of most countries have little focus on rehabilitation. While the term justice might sound noble, to many people it is just a polite way of expressing a desire for collective vengence: there is a natural urge to see evildoers made to suffer, and giving them access to education and counciling is not suffering.

    2. Re: Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deuteronomy 22 28-29 in Hebrew. If a man rapes a young girl who is not engaged to another he keeps her forever and pays her father money. Yes the Hebrew is talking of female children.

      Elsewhere in Deuteronomy : is someone entices you to follow another god/judge/ruler kill them.

      It is you and your feminist belief system that should be murdered.

    3. Re:Better idea by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I think the cops probably need to do more old-school investigating and undercover work.

      This is part of "old-school investigating". The dog is to help them execute search warrants. The child porn can be stored on any kind of electronic storage medium, and that can be hidden pretty much anywhere in the house. It's a ton of failure-prone work to dig all that stuff up so you can search it.

      In this particular case, it actually involves undercover work, too. Investigators get on P2P file sharing networks or infiltrate underground trading rings (which is sometimes pretty tough) and find people trading illicit material. Often, judges want a fair bit of supporting evidence that they're intentionally sharing explicit material (since everyone knows the "a virus did it" defense), so they'll get the target to reveal information sufficient for a warrant. (On top of that, they have to make sure the person is within their jurisdiction.)

      Often times, a child porn case starts because someone calls the cops, and that requires a fair bit of proper investigation, too. Usually the accused is in contact with a child, and you have to figure out if something is going on there. Sometimes it's people planting evidence to get back at an ex-boyfriend or something, and you want to eliminate that possibility, too. (One guy tried to steal his neighbor's wife by planting CP on his neighbor's computer. Really not a great plan.)

    4. Re:Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the cops probably need to do more old-school investigating and undercover work. I think that we need the death penalty for child molesters and life imprisonment for anyone caught in possession of or distributing child pornography. I think it'd be great if there were any tool under the law besides the second amendment with which to handle the chimo problem, but that only allows us to kill them when they're actively raping or attempting to rape our kids.

      Not really. That will solve nothing. We need less of a society preoccupied with sex. We need to be able to talk of sex in positive terms, not as for procreation only, not entirely for recreation either.

      I speak as a victim. We don't need to glorify all kinds of sex. But there is lots of shame and guilt about sex of ANY kind, to this day, that destroys people's minds. Victims might have no one to talk to, no one to confess to that they trust.

      I will not say all sex is violence or anything like that, but we live in a society where it is still very much a taboo topic, something to be snickered at, something dirty and wrong, and something that is very power-focused.

      Look at our vocabulary: your employer fucked you over, your job sucks, your post blows, you fucked up.

      Vengeance will not help any victim. It may prevent future victims, sure, but it won't undo anything.

      I'm not saying go easy on offenders, but found out WHY they did what they did. Their reasons may not be what you think. It is a display of power (that is, feeling powerless in their real life) somewhat. Bullying comes into play too. It is seen as embarrassing to pants someone -- why? Nothing to be embarrassed about.

      They are still human, not monsters. I would take things on a case by case basis mainly. An 18 yo with a 17 yo is a far cry from a repeat offender 55 who has been abusing for 40 years. I do think SOME can be saved, or at least lead SOME form of useful life (even if behind bars) besides being put to death.

      Lumping all offenders into a single category does not make sense.

      It also means if you kill any abuser on the spot, this WILL be abused -- want to get rid of that neighbor you don't like, or that parent who won't buy you a new phone? Just make up a story. That WILL and DOES happen.

    5. Re:Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a natural urge to see evildoers made to suffer,

      Further, there is a natural urge to make evil out of arbitrary acts.

      Poorly thought out or unquestioned beliefs can falter and fail. Seeing someone who lives by other rules can be a CHALLENGE and THREAT to someone's own self esteem, identity, and heritage.

      It is just as much to see evildoers suffer as to prop the collective up, pat themselves on the back that they are "good" and "right" and "worthy" and "noble" themselves.

      It avoids looking in the mirror, to focus on others. More than just suffering, it is affirmation that they themselves are deserving and others are not.

  41. Re:that was the dry run... by phmadore · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree with you, I think it's totally unnecessary, and I think we should hold them accountable: that is, in accordance to how much child pornography in that jurisdiction an outside source believes is occurring, preferably a reputable outside source like one of the apprehended, the law enforcement must have a significant increase in CONVICTIONS (not busts, which are not necessarily based on facts or evidence).

  42. See also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parallel Construction

  43. Dog's accuracy depends... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Or some German word thats whispered during a search with the handler pointing to an area.
    The dog then slobbers or moves ie 'alerts" - instant "probable cause" :)

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  44. This is so incredibly stupid. by AHuxley · · Score: 2

    That will be the new reality. Enter the country without any electronic equipment. Buy from a 2nd hand computer/recycling shop. Use new storage in computer at one secure location via a trusted VPN and no driving around with your cheap laptop. Return computer without storage when done. Exit.
    The big risk was having your laptop like device cloned at the border. Now just having a computer is part of a civil forfeiture risk.

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  45. The smells by DrScrambles · · Score: 0

    I never knew pornography had a smell. Although I guess it would smell like tears and loneliness.

  46. *snaps fingers* DRAT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I guess I'm going to have to rub all my hidden hard drives on a rancid bologna once a week.

  47. 1984 by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    Sex Crime, Sex Crime.

    A small quantity of _DRUG_TYPE_ were also found.

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  48. Sir! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much memory does your device have?
    -2GB
    Lycos, fetch memory!
    Woof, woof, woof, woof

    FREEEEZE DIRT BAG!

  49. great dogs by John+Da'+Baddest · · Score: 2

    Impressive how these dogs can detect "storage with child porn", as opposed to storage with business data. It would be interesting to try some stenography tests, to see if the dogs can sniff through that as well. Maybe the stored data has some karmatic "bits of intent" floating around that the dogs can detect, just like they can implicitly growl at burglars but not ordinary visitors.

  50. Madeleines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're smelling memory, that's what you're smelling.

    1. Re:Madeleines by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 1

      good one:)

  51. Use the cloud Luke ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why we store our data in the cloud (tm)

    Sniff my cloud pig dog :)

  52. Police post plausible statement by fgrieu · · Score: 1

    Apparently the Rhode Island State Police posted a photo and plausible statement:

    https://www.facebook.com/Rhode...

    The post says the canine is "trained to detect electronic devices".

    That does not look as bogus a claim as training specifically for storage media: the chemicals used in the soldering, cleaning, and IC packaging conceivably could have a detectable smell.

    1. Re:Police post plausible statement by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      because the soldering, cleaning, and IC packaging used in storage devices smells totally different from the soldering, cleaning, and IC packaging used in other devices.

      The difference must be, the child porn stink

  53. Read the article first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh for crying out loud. In the article, which you all surely read, it is described that dogs are used to sniff out electronics during a raid. That is to locate hidden disks and drives. NOT to find out what's in the drives.

  54. Easy Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Memory sticks shaped like Snausages, stored in a baggie with real dog treats. The dog will still find it, but the police will likely ignore.

  55. what if by ruir · · Score: 1

    I hide the memory sticks inside my TV? LOL...Either this is bullshit or dumb. Hey, we were doing illegal surveillance and already knows where the perp hides his "stash", lets bring the dogs and say they can smell it, otherwise it wont be admitted in court.

  56. Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if you attempt to conceal records, that you don't want someone else to see then your automatically a criminal. Wonder if they recovered a thumb drive that was encrypted and they couldn't break the encryption how well their warrant would hold up. What if the information is on their cell phone. (after all a federal judge just ruled they cant search that without a warrant.) The only time this might come in handy is if they were to already have a warrant then search the premiss for any dives that may contain any data. Which is a rather specific warrant.

    But for this general case they just wasted a lot of tax money to train a dog to do something that was not needed. And they are excusing it as though it is because of child porn, the dog cant tell what data is on the drive. So, how do they know it is child porn prior to recovering and searching the device?

    I can just imagine the headlines, "Man arrested for hiding a thumb drive containing child pron under the floor boards in his home." Later they discover that the thumb drive contained scanned copies of his tax documents for the last several years. After they bring in the child porn sniffing dog, he is probably going to have to move to get over all the rumors, even though he did nothing illegal or wrong.

  57. How do you defeat dogs? by swb · · Score: 4, Informative

    There was a Mythbusters where they tried to fool a drug dog. I only caught the tail end of it (no pun intended) and the only attempt I saw was the target item inside a suitcase with dirty diapers in a room full of suitcases. If I remember the wrap-up scene the dog always found the target.

    I'm curious what else they tried to trick the dogs with. The cynic in me believes the cops wouldn't have cooperated if they had actually come up with a technique that worked.

    I wonder if vacuum sealing works -- presuming of course you wash the exterior of the vacuum sealed container and possibly double-bagged it. I use a FoodSaver model for food items and since the sealed bag holds a vacuum, presumably there's no way for the odor to migrate out.

    1. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Chemicals regularly leach through bags. Actually, they can migrate through most solids. I only know this because I was surprised by it when confronted with the problem during a design review of a nitrogen purging gas bottle for an ion mobility spectrometer. It was a field unit so I chose a high pressure, carbon fiber wrapped aluminum bottle to minimize volume and weight. The concern - which was real - is that compounds from the CF matrix material could leach through the aluminum into the pure N2 and potentially spoil the purge cycle and foul the results of the testing cycles. Odor is just chemicals, and it takes very little for a sensitive receptor (aka dog's nose) to find.

      I wonder if packing it in coffee grounds would work. That's what the evil art dealer used in Beverly Hills Cop. ;-)

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    2. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by disposable60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's kinda remarkable how rarely Mythbusters bust a law-enforcement myth, or fail to bust an evasion myth.

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    3. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you noticed this, too, eh?

    4. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Nonesuch · · Score: 2

      It's kinda remarkable how rarely Mythbusters bust a law-enforcement myth, or fail to bust an evasion myth.

      The Mythbusters do what they have to in order to keep access to the Alameda bomb range and other law enforcement resources, especially after their little cannonball incident.

    5. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by swb · · Score: 1

      I'm curious though how you would leach anything out of a container with a negative pressure. Wouldn't the atmospheric pressure on the container mitigate this somewhat? It results in continuous inward pressure into the container.

      The consumer system works great for foods but I've had seals fail before so I don't think I'd personally trust it for criminal activity but the commercial systems seem pretty good, the bags are much thicker and they draw a pretty heavy vacuum.

    6. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      Don't hunters use activated charcoal liners to prevent being sniffed out by the animals they are hunting? It could also work with dogs.

    7. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As per the RFID thing there is a very clear possibility of bias on 'sensitive' subjects.

    8. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Right, what he said. Vacuum-sealing doesn't work, nor does trying to hide the odor among more pungent odors. You can't fool a dog's nose. What you can do is encourage a dog to alert, even when it detects no drugs, (or whatever it's been trained to alert for).

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    9. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually pretty easy to defeat a drug dog.

      Mylar bags.

    10. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few glimmers of truth to both the dog and (related) lie detector episodes. While they don't want to show people how to *actually* evade either mechanism, they did pointedly observe that both the dog and the lie detector are just tools, and the "thing" that does the detecting is the combination of skilled operator *plus* tool. So the sniffer dog works as a "team" with its operator. The implication is that the operator tells the dog when to bark, and the dog barks.

    11. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's clear that Mythbusters is a tool of the fascist empire.

    12. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The fallacy is that the smell of dirty diapers will overwhelm and disguise the scent of the target. The truth is that dogs with good noses (which not all have) are quite capable of sorting out different scents from a multitude (in fact they do this every time they follow ANY scent, since almost everything in the world HAS a scent), and merely covering up the target scent is usually insufficient. Also, they can detect a mere handful of molecules, what any object might naturally ablate. Furthermore, experienced dogs learn that if you lose one scent, you follow an associated scent, in this case the foot track or bodyscent track of the person who hid the bagged target.

      I used to live where some prior resident had thrown beer cans around the front yard, but across the years two feet of dirt had blown in over 'em (very fine dirt, very densely packed). I was mystified by the deep narrow holes my dogs were digging, til I realised the goal was an aluminum can, two feet down, which the dogs evidently scented and targeted. (Dogs tend to home in on galvanic reactions and electronics in general, even without training. This is why keyfobs are a fave chewtarget.)

      [Pro dog trainer here]

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    13. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And it would only take once for a bright dog to connect "scent of activated charcoal" with "target". They DO make that sort of association.

      As to the various things hunters attempt to disguise their scent, I'm too lazy to look for it right now but I recall seeing a study on the effectiveness of scent-disguising potions and amulets, and the conclusion was that they accomplish about the same as any magical potion or amulet.

      See also above where I talk about distinguishing one scent from many, as dogs do all the time anyway.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    14. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes vacuum sealing works.

    15. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      They tried submerging it in peanut butter, coffee, air tight jars, etc.. The dog found it each time.

      Mythbusters also did a couple shows about trying to evade a bloodhound tracking dog. Crossing creeks and rivers didn't work, pouring chili pepper on the trail didn't work, trying to cover your scent by scrubbing yourself and putting on a hazmat type didn't work.

      The one thing that did seem to work was dumping lots of tins of smelly sardines and other super tasty stuff on the trail. The dog got distracted by the good smelling food, and then basically lost the human's scent for a time. That would by you some time if you were on the run, but the dog would eventually get you unless you could outpace it by getting in a car/train/bus, etc..

      I doubt there is anything you can do to defeat a trained dog's noise. Heck, even my untrained coonhound is amazing at finding treats I hide in my backyard. I've tried to fool her, it just doesn't work.

    16. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      It's kinda remarkable how rarely Mythbusters bust a law-enforcement myth, or fail to bust an evasion myth.

      I suppose if it were easy to evade tracking/drug dogs, or evade some law-enforcement tactic, the police would change their ways to make it not so easy:) And I assume that police and dog training programs communicate quickly with each other if a flaw is found. Criminals are less likely to instantly know of an exploit that another criminal found, so the police are probably a step ahead of most things you can think of at any given moment.

    17. Re:How do you defeat dogs? by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I wonder if vacuum sealing works

      Of course it works.

      presuming of course you wash the exterior of the vacuum sealed container and possibly double-bagged it.

      That is the real trick. Removing all traces is next to impossible. Proper handling procedures say that the deployed container should NEVER have been in contact with whatever is inside of it, making cleaning an unnecessary exercise.

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      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
  58. Re:Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hol by InvisiBill · · Score: 1

    Did you actually read the article? It's very clear they're NOT talking about merely finding concealed hard drives, but actually determining the content of the memory using a dog's sense of smell.

    I saw no such claim in TFA.

    “If it has a memory card, he’ll sniff it out,” Detective Adam Houston, Thoreau’s handler, says.

    However, the article does seem to add "which could contain child pornography" after every mention of a storage device. While technically true, it could just as easily have said "which could contain pictures of cats with grammatically incorrect captions" to avoid sounding so fanatical.

  59. Re:Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up! We don't needs things like facts or context getting in way of our paranoid anti-government rants here on Slashdot!

  60. ?O? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Just another article from the Onion.

  61. Re:Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, modded as troll for actually presenting the facts?

  62. Re:Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you actually read the article? It's very clear they're NOT talking about merely finding concealed hard drives, but actually determining the content of the memory using a dog's sense of smell.

    I saw no such claim in TFA.

    “If it has a memory card, he’ll sniff it out,” Detective Adam Houston, Thoreau’s handler, says.

    However, the article does seem to add "which could contain child pornography" after every mention of a storage device. While technically true, it could just as easily have said "which could contain pictures of cats with grammatically incorrect captions" to avoid sounding so fanatical.

    Yes, it could just as easily have said that, but the point was, the police had a warrant (based on a legitimately built case, from following a trail of evidence from another CP case) to go in there and find more evidence of CP. So the dogs are brought in to show them where devices are hidden that may contain the evidence they are looking for. The thing they are specifically looking for is CP, so the dog is (indirectly) showing them where it may be hidden.

  63. Adorable Doggie!! by Andover+Chick · · Score: 1

    Officer doggie is so cute! Looks like a Yellow Lab.

  64. Re:What a waste, who the hell are we protecting he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand that.

    My point is...
    b) that the cops in this case are either
    1) probably going after someone that there is very little evidence against

    From TFA:
    They found a photo with a young girl and a gmail address. They found other photos of the same girl which were pornogaraphic. They traced the email to a russian website. On that website they found more child porn photos of the same girl linked to that same email address. They subpoenaed google for info about the account. Google gave them info, and they were able to tie that info to a phone number which belonged to a woman who had a daughter, and the daughter happened to be the same girl as in those photos.

    So yeah, very little evidence. [sigh]

    or 2) that they have overlooked significant evidence against if they have rip the whole place to shreds and need to use a dog to find deeply hidden usb stick.

    I don't know about you, but If police were serving and initial warrant on me, I'd rather have them do a somewhat concise search by letting the dogs find the evidence, rather than just tearing the house to shred before they've found something. That way, if it turns out they were somehow wrong, my place is at least only minimally destroyed.

  65. Re:What a waste, who the hell are we protecting he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They SUSPECTED this guy was part of a ring of people who traded child porn between themselves. So they searched his house and used the most efficient means to them (i.e. the dog).

    > Are you telling me that they can't stop people from making child pornography by identifying the children in the films

    First you have to break into the ring to find the pictures, then you need to find the pictures. Plus do you think pictures to trade grow on trees? No people within the ring are creating them.

    FFS you freedom at all costs people are fucking retarded. If the police were just walking about with this dog harassing everyone who happened to be hiding a USB stick I'd understand, but instead you are foaming at the mouth at an efficiency gain once a warrant has been granted.

  66. Just Another Way to "Get a Hit" by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Are they going to distinguish this new type of K-9 unit in any way, or is he going to be rolled in with the drug dogs? Because this seems, to me, like another way to drum up "probable cause" by sicking the dog on your car and "getting a hit," which then gives the SS an excuse to shred your vehicle and rifle through your belongings.

    Because who, in this day and age, doesn't carry some sort of electronic memory device with them almost everywhere they go?

    Kiddie diddlers my ass, they're making a new excuse to search you.

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    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  67. They didnt think their clever plan by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    all the way through.

    What if the hardware contains information that is classified at a level above that of the police's security clearance?

    1. Re:They didnt think their clever plan by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Then it should be secured in a safe or encrypted.

    2. Re:They didnt think their clever plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or both, but the dog can still find it.

    3. Re:They didnt think their clever plan by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's an excellent idea! What happens to people who snoop above their clearance, hmmmm?

      [Please, ghod, don't just give them a higher security clearance.]

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  68. Sniffing encrypted drives hidden within drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dog in question not only packet sniffs, but also is able to sniff out encrypted drives hidden within other drives, as it seems there is a telltale odor that attracts dogs.

  69. I'd actually like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I could train my dog to do this, I'd never lose a micro-SD card again.

    Of course, my dog would probably just eat the card if/when he found it.

  70. Re:Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hol by nabsltd · · Score: 1

    While technically true, it could just as easily have said "which could contain pictures of cats with grammatically incorrect captions" to avoid sounding so fanatical.

    For people who distribute pictures like that, hangin's too good for 'em.

  71. Re:Before we go down the misinformation rabbit hol by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    When I was sixteen a friend and I were stopped {by military police} because someone had reported gunshots in the area. We had no fire arms or drugs but the officer was certain that we did so they called the dog unit. My friend told them he was allergic to dogs and begged them to call his parents and keep the dog away from him or the car. {he was allergic to dogs and a long list of other things}

    Then after ignoring him, searching with the dog, and not finding anything my friend started to have a reaction and ended up going to the hospital. The officers were dishonorably discharged and I think the one controlling the dog spent time in Leavenworth prison.

  72. Did Someone Coat it something? by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    ...hidden four layers deep in a tin box inside a metal cabinet

    Seriously? Was it treated with something that make it smell like a dog-treat?

    This is a strong case for Liquid Ass. A couple drops, then wrap the drive in a pair of undies, or something.

    That's some strong nose that doggie has! Good thing they didn't have a case of blank media, or something.

  73. No, what the grownups support by publiclurker · · Score: 0

    is keeping self-important people who feel that they are so special that they can endanger the rest of us in their place. If you don't like it, no problem, as you are not all that special.

    1. Re:No, what the grownups support by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      What nonsense do you speak of now? Are you coming out in support of policies and laws that violate the highest law of the land in the US and people's fundamental liberties? Furthermore, "what the grownups support" suggests you're saying that No True Grownup would ever disagree, which is just a no true Scotsman.

      If you don't like it, no problem, as you are not all that special.

      Actually, if you're part of an elite few that opposes all of the things I listed, then of course you'd be special in the sense that you're part of some small minority. You've done nothing to debunk that.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  74. "violations" =! "fine". sick bastard by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Deuteronomy 22 talks about sex crimes. It doesn't say sex crimes are fine, it acknowledges that they exist. I acknowledge hat you exist, but clearly you are not fine, you are in need of serious help.

    Further, 28-29 talk about an unmarried woman. Only really sick people would think "hmm, slept with an unmarried woman - she must have been a little kid, and that sounds great". Suck, sick bastard.

    1. Re:"violations" =! "fine". sick bastard by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Remembering that in the era cited, a "woman" was "a girl who had reached menarche", ie. around age 13.

      [I don't recall if Jewish law has anything to say about age]

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  75. Concealed carry laws by tepples · · Score: 1

    Depends on the country. The majority of US states have "shall issue" statutes or regulations requiring the state weapon control authority to issue a permit to carry a weapon to any member of the public who meets a few straightforward criteria.

    1. Re:Concealed carry laws by aquabat · · Score: 1

      Just curious; if your sword is hanging off your hip, it isn't concealed, so do you still need a "concealed carry" permit to carry it? How does the Second Amendment work, if you need permission from the government to have a weapon?

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      A republic cannot succeed till it contains a certain body of men imbued with the principles of justice and honour.
  76. You idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the cops were executing a search warrant on you, and you had a USB stick in your desk drawer. You would not be surprised if they took it and looked at it. Not happy about it, but not surprised surely. But you're upset that now the cops are going to be able to find the thumb drives people bury behind walls and hide in clever places.

    I know you all want your data to be sacrosanct, and you want search warrants to only cover confiscating drives that are proven to contain illicit data. But how can we prove anything without collecting all the data a suspect has and pawing through it a bit. Anything discovered not specifically related to the original warrant is not admissible. You're a tax cheat but we grabbed your account data through a child pornography warrant, we're not really supposed to go after you for taxes after that.

  77. Smelly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to know what the dogs actually smell for - it all seems rather fishy to me...

  78. Camouflage your memory. by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    Camouflage your memory in a bag of cocaine to throw off the dogs.

  79. Hard Drives? by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 1

    Darrel Issa could really use this dog.

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    They can take my LifeAlert pendant when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
  80. Does this dog sniff childrens anuses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To weed out all that child porn? or how does this work?

  81. Thought crime by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: 1

    Today they are in "Think of the children" mode. Tomorrow mission creep will kick in and it will be "Everyone is guilty of something."

  82. One little problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drug and explosives dogs work because you can't have what they can detect, so if I have little bits of dud memory cards ground up and spread all over the place I have not broken the law, but the dog is useless.

  83. This seems so wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans can teach dogs to do tricks like sit, roll over, etc.

    What's to stop the police training this dog to act like it's found something, then plant a Micro SD card (which let's face it, is no bigger than a thumb) containing child pornography at the supposed location it "found it."

    Esp. if they really have a hard-on for jailing somebody.

    "Hey, I found this. Looks like it's been wiped clean of thumbprints!"

    And does anyone believe the jury'll side with the accused just because he says it's been planted, especially when it has? No. As soon as they hear the words "child porn" they'll shut their brains off to logic and reason.

  84. Who decides what is "well-regulated" by tepples · · Score: 1

    Just curious; if your sword is hanging off your hip, it isn't concealed, so do you still need a "concealed carry" permit to carry it?

    Some states require a permit for open carry as well.

    How does the Second Amendment work, if you need permission from the government to have a weapon?

    It appears that courts have interpreted the Second Amendment to allow the several states to decide which gun clubs qualify as "a well-regulated militia".

    1. Re:Who decides what is "well-regulated" by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Now I'm wondering about that in light of the freedom of association. Isn't the gov't compelling membership in a prescribed gun club as a condition of exercising your 2nd Amendment rights?

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  85. Re:that was the dry run... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Thanks to the plea bargain system, the conviction rate already hovers in the 96% range, at least for the jurisdictions I know about (Los Angeles County for one).

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  86. Yay science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh goody, another technological innovation that will inevitably used against innocent people.

  87. i will definitely buy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a porn sniffing dog. wow.

  88. This was posted first on "The Onion" ... right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Utter and complete bullshit ...

    You guys swallowed it hook, line and sinker .........