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  1. Re:names on Phoenix Project Considers A Name Change · · Score: 1

    How about the hummer browser, referring not to the car manufacturer but to the act... ;)

  2. Re:hmm... on Phoenix Project Considers A Name Change · · Score: 2

    My vote for Mothra too..

    You can even say: This browser is one Mothra!

  3. Re:Will it come with a lockout? on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2

    Must be because you didn't want to read Shakespeare but rather watch TV?

  4. Re:Exciting! on Embedding Data Signals In White Noise · · Score: 2

    We're not obsoleted by vibrators... Well, unless they make one that says: "Yes Dear", "huhum", "is that right?" and "You're right" when she vents.

    and later does BZZZZ for a really really long time :)

  5. Re:Will it come with a lockout? on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, and since they know how to read (they do, don't they?) why don't you buy them a book or two (or are they way too expensive?) and let your children develop good imagination and reading/comprehension skills... Anyway. When a child can read Julius Caesar by Shakespeare at 13, I guarantee you he won't be watching TV much.

    Oh, by the way: Shelter your kids, and they'll get pregnant (or get someone pregnant) at 15. Educate them, and their brain will be mature when their body is, and they'll have fun instead of abortions. You do think that sex is fun, don't you? (a rethorical question, not intended for PhoenixFlare)

  6. Re:True to a point on Copy Protection On CDs Is 'Worthless' · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Last saturday there were 3.5 million people on the KazaA network, sharing 1/2 billion files. Heck. I found everything I was looking for at 192kbits and higher.

  7. Re:from the article.... on Copy Protection On CDs Is 'Worthless' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And why should I subsidize their failed business ventures^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hartists?

    If they lose money on the others, too bad. They need to be more careful with their money instead of flying everybody around the country in jets and dispensing payola to ClearChannel (gross trollish overgeneralization, so sowwy)

  8. Re:positively redundant on Burn A Song For 99 Cents · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nahh,

    I want to go to their site, listen to the music, then "order" a custom-made CD with 15-18 WAV tracks with the track titles I choose from the "extensive" library, in the order I wish, delivered to my house, with a nice jewel-case, and an insert with photos and lyrics, delivered in 3 days.

    Then I'll pay the 99c per track. Heck, my wife is arranging music for a party. She has a list long like her arm. She would already have ordered 3 CDs like that. Instead, she's scrounging to find the tracks with friends.

  9. Re:Germanies Free Press on Google Complies with Law, Excludes 'controversial' Sites · · Score: 1

    Of course, that is actual censorship.

    If I lived in a police-state (which I still delude myself into thinking I don't) and I was chief of the unofficial "Media Control Division", I would rename the division to something more catchy like "Media Relations" and instead of pushing laws in congress that would not have a chance in hell of passing, I would harrass journalists, herding them this way and that, and making sure that they could not talk to just whoever they wanted; that I would make sure they don't take pictures of any military action or installation, and that they understood that the people who provide them with sensitive information are traitor and must be revealed to law enforcment for reasons of National Security.

    Of course, I'd never do that, because my, hum, "psychological profile" would not fit the job description of anyone fit to run such organization, so I would not even be asked in the first place.

    Censorship: because you can't formulate the correct answer if you don't formulate the correct question. True censorship tries not to cover up the truth, but rather tries to stop you from asking questions.

    It is in such discussions that being an American does not feel so great in the grand scheme of things.

  10. Re:Rehash! on San Diego Company Owns E-Commerce · · Score: 1

    Excellent.

    The patent office just needs to take its time and thoroughly review each patent, taking hower long is necessary. Of course, compaies will complain, and Congress will be pressured to allocate more money (like the SEC) and there will be an investigation/calls for changes.

  11. Channel Kxxx on U.S. Ranks 17th in Freedom of the Press · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thanks for watching KXXX, fair and up-to the minute reporting. We'll be right back after this message from our sponsors. Don't go away.

    Yuckkk!!!

  12. Re:Go Low Tech on How to Open a "Movie Cafe"? · · Score: 1

    Except of course that his requirement was that the viewers would have stop rewind and fast forward capabilities, so unless you do something fancy with the remotes, it's going to be hard.

  13. Go Low Tech on How to Open a "Movie Cafe"? · · Score: 1

    Have rooms. In the room, large TV. A cabinet, in plexiglaz, with a lock. In the cabinet, a dvd player. A remote-control, in the room, with a security wire.

    Dude comes in with his buddies. Wanna watch the latest hollywood trash. Clerk behind counter says: Be right back. Sets up DVD in DVD player in the room. Makes sure movie works. Collects the $2 for the flick, then says: have fun.

    When they leave, they leave. They can't take the dvd with them, cuz it's in the dvd player in the plexi case.

    You guessed it, you can still control the dvd player with the remote through the case.

  14. Re:Wait a minute on How to Open a "Movie Cafe"? · · Score: 2

    I would say he needs to take over an adult arcade.

    Then, instead of showing "Tranny potters" he could show "Trainspotters" for one token/minute.

  15. Re:Does this mean that Aurora exists as well? on Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter · · Score: 1

    So:

    What's the price tag, the range, and is it FAA approved as a light aircraft.

    Heck, it would be cool as hell for a studio magnate to fly from MTV interview to MTV interview in.

  16. Re:Peace Corps on Visiting the World, as a Geek? · · Score: 1

    Unless you happen to have a non-us and non european passport. If you are egyptian, chinese, or ukrainian, you can probably travel safely.

    (I had to think about this list pretty hard, I guess that proves your point)
    (also, don't travel to the US on your egyptian, chinese, or ukrainian passport, the hassle won't be worth it)

  17. Re:Fuel Cell... on Fuel Cell Laptop announced by Toshiba · · Score: 1

    IN that case, no laptops for the french.

    A vodka-powered laptop sounds cool.

    I grow potatoes, I distill, I pour into funny-looking yellow container, and presto! I boot the PC.

    This could be great for travelers. (name a country in the world where there is no vodka)(except in the middle east, we don't wanna go there)

    Also, it's a stable power source, it's readily available, does not require non-renewables, does not pollute, and is long-term storage.

  18. Re:movie theaters suck... on Star Wars Producer Says Box Office is Doomed · · Score: 1

    it would be funny if it wasn't so unfunny.

    Maybe they should be rounded up and ... (fill in the ghastly blanks)

    Anyway, people who are rude in movie theatres should get kicked out by management. If they aren't, then don't go to that theatre anymore. If you don't have class, others won't either.

  19. Re:So what? on Sklyarov Denied Visa to Return to U.S. for Trial · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think maybe that they have the cojones to do the "Right Thing", knowing full well that they could rock the boat on a silly law that many americans dislike intensely yet cannot do anything about because of the Ascroft Posse.

    If he manages to come here, and manages to win, then I will personally be grateful for his act of courage in the face of adversity.

    Because, of course, he doesn't have to come here. There is absolutely nothing the US can do to make him come here. (Russian Army, Nukes, UN Security Council, War on Terror, etc)

  20. Re:Do we really need another 3D suit? on Moonlight|3D 0.5.5 Released · · Score: 1

    Something I learned about manpower:

    Take a highly skilled engineer, an equally skilled architect, and a team of 60 well-trained construction specialists, and you can put together a bridge.

    A million barefoot workers working 24/7 with a basketful of dirt and rocks, and you can manage a dam, perhaps.

    It is better to have a small, highly skilled team that a large lumbering one for many projects.

  21. Re:And this is helpful how? on Microsoft PR Rep is the Switcher · · Score: 2, Informative

    except of course that it's at scripting.com and that dave is widely read by media types. Heck, even the new york times (don't they have a baseball game to cover--go Angels) did a blurb on /. recently...

  22. Re:Good grief, where does it end? on Microsoft PR Rep is the Switcher · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want them to advertise on MSNBC...

  23. Re:who cares? on Dealing with the RIAA? · · Score: 1

    Better to support sucky local bands than to give money to the RIAA so they can pay their freedom-stealing lawyers.

  24. Re:toolkit... on What's in Your Toolbox? · · Score: 1

    A non-crashing computer. Our MIS department has no budget. :)

    Oh, but only the win partition. The linux (now redhat 8.0) is rock-solid.

  25. Re:Nissan vs. Nissan on Slashback: Dilemma, Privacy, Chess · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exactly.

    I start a line of cosmetics called June.

    I then make tons of money because my stuff makes old women feel young.

    I then say:
    Oh, now I am famous, and I ought to be able to use
    june.com exclusively because any other use would dilute my brand.

    And, oh, by the way, all women named June need to pay me royalties.

    And, The Month of June will be renamed in the english language as "The Month formerly known as June".

    Nissan is being fucking ridiculous... If they want a unique name that no one else in the world has, why don't they get a catchy IP address?