What is realy bizzare is that everything on the computer has to be checked and blessed i guy came into the shop i worked for and landed up loosing a couple days of work since his printer required a cable we don't carry (not availible nearby) AND IT WOULD BE A FELONY for him to just buy a new printer!
a few suggestions 1 do absolutly nothing with out
a planning the day before
b having a written (and copied) document from the PHB accepting blame for the result 2 arrange thing so that (for security reasons) the servers and raid shells are bolted to the floor (or shelf and the shelf is bolted to the floor) with the bolt heads INSIDE the boxes (this requires the boxes be shut down and opened before they are moved) 3 have a "get out of jail free" card ready when you smack your phb the next time this is tried
[rogers mode] One of the important tings about some bigger computers is they can be called a few different things By the "platform" or Operating system
Windows
Linux
Macintosh By function
Web server
FTP server
Mail server [/rogers mode]
1 3x the power they need (wall socket)
2 a rack of cattle prods
3 coffee machine snack machine soda machine sandwich machine pizza on speed dial
4 extra servers and bits and bobs
5 a door to the server room that LOCKS and stays locked
6 2 days a month with no contact (roll the ranks) (the bargin is the other 28 is On duty or on call)
7 the ability to print an IT BIBLE that is required reading for the company
just for the non-geeks in the audience (there might be some) cat 5e is actually eight wires (but only 1 2 3? and 5? are in use (they are colored Blue/Bluewhite and Orange/Orangewhite) bonus GeekPoints with the clip down what is the correct wiring for Straight -Crossover and Rollover cables?
oaky what you are missing is that in a single engine helicopter there is exactly X ccs of space where an engine can go (this may have a bit of wiggle but..) so given possible engines and performance factors how exactly are you going to put two engines in??
oh btw a couple of things
1 both grub and LILO can be used from removeable media (boot dis[c|k]
2 i think the windows boot loader can be hacked into booting a chainloader or worst case
you can use Bootmagic (comes on the Partion Magic cd)
(and in your helicopter case isn't it common to have the rotor unhook from the engine if the engine cuts out?)
The big problem is that as of late the barrier between Mind > Energy > Matter > Mind has grown very very weak.
Every GodFather worth his suit can "make a phone call" and have somebody D E A D and in some cases all it would take is a fat finger in some database or a NOPSLED with the correct payload for the job.
Me im very laid back and a domain owner so...
personally im "ProLife" but i also think that in rape cases
1 first case he gets to work (in prison) to support the child (or give #largesum to the woman if it does not come to term.
2 second case or later he gets to be on Survior: Cell Block Omega (and his cut of the PPV income goes to the women)
or how about (since this is a fantasy world anyway) having the following "races" Doll/Toy = races that at adult look like human/elf children Drone/Golem = non or bisexual beings (aka a Gay race) Terraine/Vegan = Plant based Beings (match the plants of home city)
and add in the current set of races and have some sort of heavy advantages like Doll = levels up at 4X speed and draws minerals from ground (but could be attacked because of this) Drone= recovers hit points at 8X speed Terraine = nearly infinite hit point if in or near water or plants (but of course -#large near fire)
may i point out an exception to that "rule"
The SCO Group would love to send a terminator back to remove Pamela Jones before she started groklaw.net
Top Ten signs your court cases are going badly
10 you have a blog posting every (public) detail of the case
09 this includes all of your FTC filings
08 you have hacked off two judges
07 and they are talking with each other
06 the guy that cowrote the book on the language says you have no case
05 the guy you payed says you have no case
04 the guy from 6 also worked on writing the OS you are talking about
03 you are fighting IBM (and they are in a Evil Bad and Wrong mood)
02 you are fighting Novell (and they want to Ebay your offices)
01 Bills PIPE fairy just went on vacation adn you are running out of money
the big problem is lets say to make Z compound you need 4 Zotts of T 6 Plings of U 2 Cobs of V 1 Bork of W 14 Cails of X 7 Niffs Of Y
and given that any of those things may have a vast amount of other uses its the combo that is the problem (and what happens if 4 people each buy parts of the list and some with CASH)
personally i think that in this case the prison should be somewhere out of the way and have NO NETWORK CONNECTIONS AT ALL (single phone line in just in case with the switch dinked to connect to only 3 locations)
For a true Netizen not having access would be a special hell
As far as corporal punishment is concerned force should only be used to the exact point needed (crack a guy across the knees to bring him to his...)
Now Capital Punishment in the case that there is no/ zero/nadda evidence otherwise (you have 2 years from conviction) then Murder/Treason/ Crimes against women/children and you get to find out what the "next world" is like. For the big crimes (serial/multiple murders / crimes against cops/spree type crimes) You get to be on that Show that is on Pay Per View (but free of charge for Juvie halls) called Survior: CellBlock Omega (the final show is held in a #Large Wild Animal Pit)
Okay if you are in a RadioShack and get that kind of response pull out your cell phone and call 1-800-THE-SHACk and speak to somebody in customer service (since you didn't get any at the store).
Now I would give you the parts/radio knowledge has gone down over time.
the way it works it hinges on that IF THEN statement
if you can prove you have copyright/permission
then you don't have this issue
but if not then after the penguins get done with you you may have some "men in black" having a "disscusion" with you on the finer points of the Law
TSCOG may have fun with LanHam and SOX and RICO and...
how about this as a game twist
1have ALL in game "magic" run via a nonmaterial substance called "scryon"
2each person by way of a set of factors ("race" -birth home -random) has a scryon regen factor (over time they generate X amount) and a personal Max Scryon level
3 each of the high level items has a scryon burn rate (each use needs X amount)
4 servants/thralls/employees count as parts of your current scryon level so if you have a dozen with 400 points you have your own points + 4800 to work with
5 each level burns scryon at a rate that goes up in logarithmic fashion per day
level 1 =200 level 2 300 level 3 600 (and you have a "health penalty" if you don't have the scryon)
besides many teachers spend the 2 months not in school recovering from the other 10 months!!
Heck if you are kidcompatible you may want to volenteer some time in the schools,(sub in for that "always missing" set of parents or show off your elite hacking skills by helping out with the systems). (you may find that the FPY you need in your old age is in a tech deprived school right now.
the problem is one of (class type/= "english") it may be better for the student to switch to "Korean" to get the lesson taught and worry about the how-to speak english part later its why many of the city missions do feeding/sheltering and then do the preaching. (but yes it does smoke me when somebody can't speak english and IS PROUD OF THE FACT)
okay so you setup the box as follows
hda1 = boot drive
hda2 =home folder
hda6 = rescue partition
and give the user a livecd that has the packages to build the rescue partition.
so when the user borks the box your friend lilo(grub) gives you
1 normal boot
2 reload boot drive from rescue partition
3 format and reload both partions
[cd only] recover resuce partion and format reload both boot and home
Why aren't these SCO assholes and their coconspirators behind bars already?
---
a few reasons
1 the judges in question are giving this the full metal jacket left channel right channel (NDSIU) treatment (crossing t's dotting i's getting therefores and herebyes sent off)
2 IBM is getting data for the NEXT SET OF CASES
3 Novell and RedHat both have probably chatted with IBM on the data set
4 the judges are setting up for the rarest of olimpic events
Syncronized gavel pounding and book toss
5 the minister is going to have to go with ions to ions quarks to quarks (since thats how far down TSCOG is going to be
6 Letterman doesn't have his top ten ready yet
oh be positive its more like this is what a portion of the IBM shark pool (who would be paid anyway) is doing (and im sure ibm has a few "spare lawyers") besides jsut think of the scene: Harvard Law Business Law 101 in the year 2412...
And now for next lesson we will turn to PJ 9.0 who currently runs the GrokLaw Legal Planet for a discussion of why you do not ever want to be without some sort of evidence in a case. PJ 0 AKA Pamela Jones decided to begin a web log... (yes im saying not only will "they" not stop PJ she will become immortal)
just to throw two comments out
1 the equation is
Input - burned = body if somebody is for whatever reason actually burning the fat/calories then it could be healthy for him (not to mention actually DANGEROUS to force a diet change (people go nuts for less (and this gentleman is 252 pounds and commonly throws weights and most likely can bench 3+his weight and posts on/.)))
2 is the Buffalo Snacker any good or is it the normal "i wish i was texas pete sauce"?
Slashdot Mirror
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html you may not know why it works but....
What is realy bizzare is that everything on the computer has to be checked and blessed
i guy came into the shop i worked for and landed up loosing a couple days of work since
his printer required a cable we don't carry (not availible nearby) AND IT WOULD BE A FELONY for him to just buy a new printer!
a few suggestions
1 do absolutly nothing with out
a planning the day before
b having a written (and copied) document from the PHB accepting blame for the result
2 arrange thing so that (for security reasons) the servers and raid shells are bolted to the floor (or shelf and the shelf is bolted to the floor) with the bolt heads INSIDE the boxes (this requires the boxes be shut down and opened before they are moved)
3 have a "get out of jail free" card ready when you smack your phb the next time this is tried
[rogers mode] One of the important tings about some bigger computers is they can be called a few different things
By the "platform" or Operating system
Windows
Linux
Macintosh
By function
Web server
FTP server
Mail server
[/rogers mode]
1 3x the power they need (wall socket) 2 a rack of cattle prods 3 coffee machine snack machine soda machine sandwich machine pizza on speed dial 4 extra servers and bits and bobs 5 a door to the server room that LOCKS and stays locked 6 2 days a month with no contact (roll the ranks) (the bargin is the other 28 is On duty or on call) 7 the ability to print an IT BIBLE that is required reading for the company
just for the non-geeks in the audience (there might be some) cat 5e is actually eight wires (but only 1 2 3? and 5? are in use (they are colored Blue/Bluewhite and Orange/Orangewhite) bonus GeekPoints with the clip down what is the correct wiring for Straight -Crossover and Rollover cables?
oaky what you are missing is that in a single engine helicopter there is exactly X ccs of space where an engine can go (this may have a bit of wiggle but..) so given possible engines and performance factors how exactly are you going to put two engines in?? oh btw a couple of things 1 both grub and LILO can be used from removeable media (boot dis[c|k] 2 i think the windows boot loader can be hacked into booting a chainloader or worst case you can use Bootmagic (comes on the Partion Magic cd) (and in your helicopter case isn't it common to have the rotor unhook from the engine if the engine cuts out?)
The big problem is that as of late the barrier between Mind > Energy > Matter > Mind has grown very very weak. Every GodFather worth his suit can "make a phone call" and have somebody D E A D and in some cases all it would take is a fat finger in some database or a NOPSLED with the correct payload for the job. Me im very laid back and a domain owner so...
personally im "ProLife" but i also think that in rape cases 1 first case he gets to work (in prison) to support the child (or give #largesum to the woman if it does not come to term. 2 second case or later he gets to be on Survior: Cell Block Omega (and his cut of the PPV income goes to the women)
In My case i will get excited when meth cells have a SKU at the Circle R (i wonder 273 or 230 series?)
yes as one source states "rubber hose cryptography" is labor intensive but does save computer time
or how about (since this is a fantasy world anyway) having the following "races"
Doll/Toy = races that at adult look like human/elf children
Drone/Golem = non or bisexual beings (aka a Gay race)
Terraine/Vegan = Plant based Beings (match the plants of home city)
and add in the current set of races and have some sort of heavy advantages like
Doll = levels up at 4X speed and draws minerals from ground (but could be attacked because of this)
Drone= recovers hit points at 8X speed
Terraine = nearly infinite hit point if in or near water or plants (but of course -#large near fire)
may i point out an exception to that "rule" The SCO Group would love to send a terminator back to remove Pamela Jones before she started groklaw.net Top Ten signs your court cases are going badly 10 you have a blog posting every (public) detail of the case 09 this includes all of your FTC filings 08 you have hacked off two judges 07 and they are talking with each other 06 the guy that cowrote the book on the language says you have no case 05 the guy you payed says you have no case 04 the guy from 6 also worked on writing the OS you are talking about 03 you are fighting IBM (and they are in a Evil Bad and Wrong mood) 02 you are fighting Novell (and they want to Ebay your offices) 01 Bills PIPE fairy just went on vacation adn you are running out of money
the big problem is lets say to make Z compound you need
4 Zotts of T
6 Plings of U
2 Cobs of V
1 Bork of W
14 Cails of X
7 Niffs Of Y
and given that any of those things may have a vast amount of other uses its the combo that is the problem (and what happens if 4 people each buy parts of the list and some with CASH)
personally i think that in this case the prison should be somewhere out of the way and have NO NETWORK CONNECTIONS AT ALL (single phone line in just in case with the switch dinked to connect to only 3 locations) For a true Netizen not having access would be a special hell As far as corporal punishment is concerned force should only be used to the exact point needed (crack a guy across the knees to bring him to his...) Now Capital Punishment in the case that there is no/ zero /nadda evidence otherwise (you have 2 years from conviction) then Murder/Treason/ Crimes against women/children and you get to find out what the "next world" is like. For the big crimes (serial/multiple murders / crimes against cops /spree type crimes) You get to be on that Show that is on Pay Per View (but free of charge for Juvie halls) called Survior: CellBlock Omega (the final show is held in a #Large Wild Animal Pit)
Okay if you are in a RadioShack and get that kind of response pull out your cell phone and call 1-800-THE-SHACk and speak to somebody in customer service (since you didn't get any at the store). Now I would give you the parts/radio knowledge has gone down over time.
the way it works it hinges on that IF THEN statement if you can prove you have copyright/permission then you don't have this issue but if not then after the penguins get done with you you may have some "men in black" having a "disscusion" with you on the finer points of the Law TSCOG may have fun with LanHam and SOX and RICO and ...
how about this as a game twist 1have ALL in game "magic" run via a nonmaterial substance called "scryon" 2each person by way of a set of factors ("race" -birth home -random) has a scryon regen factor (over time they generate X amount) and a personal Max Scryon level 3 each of the high level items has a scryon burn rate (each use needs X amount) 4 servants/thralls/employees count as parts of your current scryon level so if you have a dozen with 400 points you have your own points + 4800 to work with 5 each level burns scryon at a rate that goes up in logarithmic fashion per day level 1 =200 level 2 300 level 3 600 (and you have a "health penalty" if you don't have the scryon)
besides many teachers spend the 2 months not in school recovering from the other 10 months!!
,(sub in for that "always missing" set of parents or show off your elite hacking skills by helping out with the systems). (you may find that the FPY you need in your old age is in a tech deprived school right now.
Heck if you are kidcompatible you may want to volenteer some time in the schools
the problem is one of (class type /= "english") it may be better for the student to switch to "Korean" to get the lesson taught and worry about the how-to speak english part later
its why many of the city missions do feeding/sheltering and then do the preaching.
(but yes it does smoke me when somebody can't speak english and IS PROUD OF THE FACT)
okay so you setup the box as follows hda1 = boot drive hda2 =home folder hda6 = rescue partition and give the user a livecd that has the packages to build the rescue partition. so when the user borks the box your friend lilo(grub) gives you 1 normal boot 2 reload boot drive from rescue partition 3 format and reload both partions [cd only] recover resuce partion and format reload both boot and home
Why aren't these SCO assholes and their coconspirators behind bars already? --- a few reasons 1 the judges in question are giving this the full metal jacket left channel right channel (NDSIU) treatment (crossing t's dotting i's getting therefores and herebyes sent off) 2 IBM is getting data for the NEXT SET OF CASES 3 Novell and RedHat both have probably chatted with IBM on the data set 4 the judges are setting up for the rarest of olimpic events Syncronized gavel pounding and book toss 5 the minister is going to have to go with ions to ions quarks to quarks (since thats how far down TSCOG is going to be 6 Letterman doesn't have his top ten ready yet
oh be positive its more like this is what a portion of the IBM shark pool (who would be paid anyway) is doing (and im sure ibm has a few "spare lawyers") besides jsut think of the scene:
...
Harvard Law Business Law 101 in the year 2412...
And now for next lesson we will turn to PJ 9.0 who currently runs the GrokLaw Legal Planet
for a discussion of why you do not ever want to be without some sort of evidence in a case. PJ 0 AKA Pamela Jones decided to begin a web log
(yes im saying not only will "they" not stop PJ she will become immortal)
since this is more /. humour than groklaw humour i submit
http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/gmap/hydesim.html
?ll=-111.71825408935547,40.33947890643786&yd=200
http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/gmap/hydesim.html
?ll=-111.71825408935547,40.33947890643786&yd=2000
as a theory of the effects of the case (please reassemble the 2 urls before use)
just to throw two comments out 1 the equation is Input - burned = body if somebody is for whatever reason actually burning the fat/calories then it could be healthy for him (not to mention actually DANGEROUS to force a diet change (people go nuts for less (and this gentleman is 252 pounds and commonly throws weights and most likely can bench 3+his weight and posts on /.)))
2 is the Buffalo Snacker any good or is it the normal "i wish i was texas pete sauce"?