1. Schools force Johnny and Jane to take drug test. 2. Nurse gives them drug-laden water to help tem pee. 3. Johnny and Jane pee into specimen cup. 4. Drug tests come back positive. 5. Johnny and Jane suspended. 6. Suspended students take pressure off budget and scholastic demands for administration. 7. Profit!
As someone who has actually lived in Cuba for more than a year, I thought I should inform some of you that, while it is of some historical importance, this news changes very little politically. His brother Raul is as much of a communist as Fidel. It is highly unlikely that any Cuban policies will change due to this development. I think what we are all waiting for is for both Fidel and Raul to actually die.
Actually, that depends on what state you're in. There are a few states, namely my native Pennsylvania, that have some strange and in my opinion rather questionable laws concerning alcohol. One of these laws is called "Constructive Possession". Not sure how widely used this law is in other states, but it essentially means if you are in the presence of alcohol and you're under the age of 21, you can be charged. Aside from that, they weren't really charged based on actual criminal law, legally - I doubt cops could arrest anyone based just on this kind of evidence.
Boy, if they have a World Youth Day Mass in Philadelphia, those kids are *screwed*!
Seriously, it's getting to a point where administrators look at pictures of happy kids drinking at a party from those big-ass red plastic cups, and concluding that they're drinking. Unfortunately, the kids can't prove that it's not booze, and it doesn't matter because the school admins will punish them for the appearence of drinking, which can be a flimsy excuse for booting someone off an extracurricula activity (a 'privilege').
The same statues for Megan's Law that mandate registration into a sex offender database also prohibit the use of the database for harrassment, violence, and murder against individuals in the database.
Human nature precludes the 'here's the information about that bad bad man but don't try to take the law into your own hands' intent. In this day and age of five-nights-a-week "To Catch a Predator", there are wannabes out there who want to be part Chris Hansen and part Chuck Norris.
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Especially if the cat didn't use the litter box.
Last shot of the series finale had Tony looking up before it went to black.
Happens to be an RIAA enforcer handing a summons for unauthorized downloads of Journey songs.
into a discussion about Grant Imahara's butt.
"It's a wise man who rules the stars, and a fool who's ruled by them."
1. Schools force Johnny and Jane to take drug test.
2. Nurse gives them drug-laden water to help tem pee.
3. Johnny and Jane pee into specimen cup.
4. Drug tests come back positive.
5. Johnny and Jane suspended.
6. Suspended students take pressure off budget and scholastic demands for administration.
7. Profit!
Isn't that the one where Javier Barden plays the hip, worldly pregnant teenager?
All children below age 10 should be part of checked baggage.
I drink your language. I DRINK IT UP!
Someone once said: The most profound scientific discoveries never begin with EUREKA! Usually they start with the words "now that's odd..."
Why would Sci-Fi Channel name a series "Now That's Odd"?
One Small Step for Man,
One Big *SMASH* for Hulk!
And 1 in 5 children are offered sugared gum by their dentists.
After reading her back story, I am in fear of SQL Server Gal.
This proves Larrity made Mary marry Dean and procreate.
Now where am I going to go to resell my Top Gun action figures or my White Tony Manuro Disco Suit?
I hesistate to think of what Alpha Moonbase's phone bill would look like by now.
As someone who has actually lived in Cuba for more than a year, I thought I should inform some of you that, while it is of some historical importance, this news changes very little politically. His brother Raul is as much of a communist as Fidel. It is highly unlikely that any Cuban policies will change due to this development. I think what we are all waiting for is for both Fidel and Raul to actually die.
Unless Raul turned out to be a Richard Cromwell.
How does one say "Restoration" in Cuban?
Everyone gets a coupon worth $1 off the latest (DRM laden) Britney Spears CD.
But if they lose, why do we get punished?
The losers get the CD for free.
Without one of the new IDs you will be unable to board a plane after 2014 if you are under 50.
Get off my side of the armrest, you punks!
Boy, if they have a World Youth Day Mass in Philadelphia, those kids are *screwed*!
Seriously, it's getting to a point where administrators look at pictures of happy kids drinking at a party from those big-ass red plastic cups, and concluding that they're drinking. Unfortunately, the kids can't prove that it's not booze, and it doesn't matter because the school admins will punish them for the appearence of drinking, which can be a flimsy excuse for booting someone off an extracurricula activity (a 'privilege').
When Martin Sheen comes into the room, get off your ass and stand.
The same statues for Megan's Law that mandate registration into a sex offender database also prohibit the use of the database for harrassment, violence, and murder against individuals in the database.
Human nature precludes the 'here's the information about that bad bad man but don't try to take the law into your own hands' intent. In this day and age of five-nights-a-week "To Catch a Predator", there are wannabes out there who want to be part Chris Hansen and part Chuck Norris.
This is our real life Two Minute Hate.
{closes eyes real tight, concentrates}
{opens eyes, clock on wall stopped}
"YATT---"
Oh wait. Darn. The batteries are dead.
The IT field is proliferated by narcoleptic nymphomaniac.
They're high-schoolers in 21st-Century America.
/sarcasm off
What makes them think they deserved to have the privilege to be considered 'consumers' like adults?
No matter how sincere, any discussion to bust a myth always degenerates into talking about Kari Byron's butt.
"Probation"?
I'd rather have him thrown into "Install a Rootkit" Prison.