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  1. Re:Not charged on Pirate Bay Co-Founder In Solitary Confinement · · Score: 1

    So a man is languishing in solitary confinement for years, not allowed visitors, and is mistreated to a degree that if he were a prisoner of war it would be considered a war crime under the Geneva convention, without being charged, given a trial, or given an opportunity to defend himself... and when this man is finally released, they'll be sending him back to jail because he enabled people to download music and movies... and he's only in that country because of the aforementioned.

    Look on the bright side, at least he's not being waterboarded.

  2. Re:hacking of Logica? on Pirate Bay Co-Founder In Solitary Confinement · · Score: 1

    Until someone puts their ass on the line and signs a piece of paper under oath as to why he's locked up

    Absolutely, there's no way Swedish officials would break the law to gain a conviction on someone.

  3. Re:Rote Mimicry vs Comprehension? on Captive Beluga Was Able To Mimic Speech · · Score: 1

    It was actually a complex experiment from which the whale was attempting to discern if it's human servants were capable of intelligent thought.

  4. RERO on Ask Slashdot: How Often Do You Push To Production? · · Score: 1

    Slashdotters, how often do you push software changes into production, and what best practices allow you to maintain that deployment rate without chaos?

    As often as we need to. This could be immediate (for small tweaks), middle of the day, nighttime if the deployment is going to have direct system performance impact.

    Single person responsible for deployment, use some sort of locking mechanics to ensure that what's deployed to live is precisely what's deployed to test. Give the clients the opportunity to UAT everything, and have environments setup for them with live data that will allow this. Automated testing is useful (if your software is structured in such a way to allow this .. ie. structured :), or else .. you can do it our old-skool way .. have experienced people who know about the business testing the changes.

    But by far the most important thing is to not set deadlines. And people might say that it's unrealistic, but the truth is setting deadlines is unrealistic. When does it go out to live? When it's ready, and not a minute before. Estimates are fine, and communicate with the clients .. keep them informed. You can accomplish this by letting the clients set their own priorities. Once the clients have the lists of work they want, they can decide what they want done and in what order. When the ducks are in a row, and things are flowing smoothly .. not only is the client in control, but they'll develop their own understanding of the development process and understand why work is being delayed. Getting clients into the project management system is also helpful.

    But the most fundamental thing is to take small bites of the apple. Don't do things in one hit. Break projects up into bite-sized manageable tasks. Then if something breaks, it breaks small. And be prepared to be nimble. No matter what processes are in place, there's always got to be work-arounds to get things done quickly and effectively .. because mistakes happen. Have a process for getting things done quickly when emergencies happen.

    It's actually quite easy. But people need to take personal responsibility for their work and communication is king.

  5. Selling themselves up the creek on Has Lenovo Taken the Top PC Manufacturer Spot From HP? · · Score: 1

    I know a chap who purchased a HP 17" widescreen laptop a few years back. About a month after the warranty expired, HP sent through a BIOS update which bricked the entire machine. He called HP support and said "Your update bricked my laptop" .. support's response "Your machine is out of warranty, that's going to cost $1200 to repair". When you stop caring about your core business to save money or make a little extra cash on the side, well .. there's no turning back. HP have lost the trust.

  6. Re:i wonder when on Has Lenovo Taken the Top PC Manufacturer Spot From HP? · · Score: 1

    Cable modems don't modulate or de-modulate, but we still call them modems.

  7. 9:01, 9:02, 9:03, 9:05, 9:06, 9:07, 9:08, 9:09.. on US Election's Only VP Debate Tonight: Weigh In With Your Reactions · · Score: 5, Funny

    $Candidate intentionally lied to the public

  8. So if I 'Want' a Victoria Secret ad .. on Facebook Tests 'Want' Button To Hoard User Data, Save Its Stock Price · · Score: 1

    .. does that mean I'm a good target market?

  9. Re:This might lead to her losing a lot of votes on World of Warcraft Character Becomes Campaign Issue · · Score: 1

    That said, I love the fact that her "secret life" involves a computer game while that of a lot o republicans involve fucking men in public bathrooms

    You're what the republicans refer to as 'the minority vote'.

  10. Re:The reason is simple. on Why Ultrabooks Are Falling Well Short of Intel's Targets · · Score: 1

    "Buy now! Windows 8 is coming!"

  11. Re:A Few Key Points on Why Apple Replaced iOS Maps · · Score: 1

    Apple: people use this app while operating a vehicle that weighs thousands of pounds

    You have the opportunity to purchase a smaller vehicle without Apple's help. Apple isn't forcing you to drive a massive SUV. You chose the massive SUV for your own reasons, don't blame Apple.

  12. Re:That's a short term play on Why Apple Replaced iOS Maps · · Score: 1

    It's true in the short term that Google may get some new Android users out of this

    At least until they use their Android phones.

  13. Re:US Military? on US Military Designates Julian Assange an "Enemy of State" · · Score: 1

    How does that post get +5 insightful? Are 90% of the members of this site trolls now? Damn I'm sick of reading government fed rhetoric on this trollfest.

  14. Re:Not the military's job. on US Military Designates Julian Assange an "Enemy of State" · · Score: 1

    We can't invade the world, so we do what we have to do.

    The USA does what it wants to do and as often as it wants to do it. You don't 'have' to have all the oil in the middle east, but your life is better for it.

  15. Re:So I suppose Obama on US Military Designates Julian Assange an "Enemy of State" · · Score: 1

    I might be out of place by saying this, but perhaps it's time to realise that the 2 party system isn't actually a 2 party system and the supposed 'meritocracy' in the USA has become a 'plutocracy' and whomever is sitting at the steering wheel of the train which is 'out of control' can't really be blamed for the train being 'out of control'.

  16. Re:So I suppose Obama on US Military Designates Julian Assange an "Enemy of State" · · Score: 1

    In its place we installed the Junta, who murdered, excuse me, disappeared over 3,000 people

    The current technical term is 'suicided'.

  17. Re:fuck the government on Creeping Government Surveillance Now Without Warrants · · Score: 1

    This country is utterly doomed. Utterly and completely doomed.

    You should hook up with Woz and move to Australia.

  18. Re:Australian citizenship. on Woz Applying For Australian Citizenship Because of the NBN · · Score: 1

    I would very gladly be a devoted and loyal Australian

    If you bring a friend with the same attitude, you can start a club and get discounts on car registration.

  19. Re:Secret HOW? Nice Headline Slashdot... on Apple's Secret Plan To Join iPhones With Airport Security · · Score: 3, Funny

    if you suffer from this type of PARANOIA regularly, seek professional help.

    Trust a psychiatrist? .. that's crazy talk!

  20. Re:Companies: Apple isn't forever on Apple's Secret Plan To Join iPhones With Airport Security · · Score: 1

    Not to say that Apple doesn't have a large customer base now - but it won't always

    But between time period A and time period B, the customer base is getting larger, not smaller.

  21. I don't know nor care what you think on Iran and North Korea Team Up To Fight State-Sponsored Malware · · Score: 1

    But 2 of the EVILESTEST countries in the WHOLE WORLD corroborating to DEFEND THEMSELVES is provocation enough! The time for talk is over! We need to stop IRAN from threatening the peace of the world. It's too late for invasion, we MUST make IRAN the ultimate sacrifice!

  22. Re:Stealing $30, Paying $675,000.... on New Judge Assigned To Tenenbaum Case Upholds $675k Verdict · · Score: 1

    May as well just start hanging people for stealing music/movies.

    Wow! You could make a fortune as a consultant.

  23. What you need: on Malaysia Stages Internet Blackout To Protest New Censorship Law · · Score: 1

    1. A worm which targets government computers 2. Lots of defamatory postings

  24. We ssoooo need to develop bigger bombs. What if the asteroid comes??

  25. Re:What about the rest of the world? on July Heat Set U.S. Record · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure I heard my grass cheering

    Stop smoking it, that'll help.