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  1. I hate it because it's terminally unfunny on What Non-Geeks Hate About the Big Bang Theory · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably one of the worst sitcoms I've ever tried to watch. Go to youtube and search "big bang theory without laugh track" and see what I mean.

  2. Whac-a-Mole strategy wont work on Chrome AdBlock Joining Acceptable Ads Program (And Sold To Anonymous Company) · · Score: 1

    The ad industry probably believes it can stop the growth of ad blocking by consigning the big ad blocking apps and hoping users either wont notice 'approved' ads creeping into their browsing experiencing or that they'll be too lazy to find a replacement. But this is not like changing the default search engine of a browser to increase search traffic - ad blocking users are a much more motivated group. Not to mention that waving greenmail in the front of AdBlock will only encourage other developers to create their own software to cash in on the largess.

  3. Next infinite loop bug will cause national scare on DARPA Is Looking For Analog Approaches To Cyber Monitoring · · Score: 1

    CPU utilization will go to 100%, causing all kinds of emission changes and power consumption alerts.

  4. Finally a solution! on GitHub's Next Move: Turn Everybody Into a Programmer · · Score: 1

    Because the only thing holding average people back from becoming programmers is source control.

  5. Lawsuit was against 3balls.com, golf gear supplier on East Texas Judge Throws Out 168 Patent Cases · · Score: 1

    In other words, eDekka LLC just got tea-bagged.

  6. Microsoft looking for new ways to fail on Nerves Rattled By Highly Suspicious Windows Update Delivered Worldwide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're apparently not content with only failing miserably in new markets like smartphones - they're now finding ways to destroy their successful businesses as well. They should just sit on their hands and keep collecting their checks.

  7. "Ads hard to find because changed after approval" on Advertisers Already Using New iPhone Text Message Exploit · · Score: 1

    In that case we'll all continue to run ad blockers until you guys are able to figure out which ads are good and which are bad. This fiasco should serve as motivation for the ad industry to start aggressively self-regulating, including funding action against rule breakers. They'll be the death of your industry if you allow them to continue.

  8. Re:More clues that he's the muslim bubble boy on Ahmed Mohamed, His Clock, and the Curious Turn of Events · · Score: 1

    If I had a small kid I wouldn't parade him on national TV multiple times. Think a little bit deeper about this one.

  9. Re:More clues that he's the muslim bubble boy on Ahmed Mohamed, His Clock, and the Curious Turn of Events · · Score: 1

    It's not the child who masterminded the hoax, the same as it was with balloon boy.

  10. More clues that he's the muslim bubble boy on Ahmed Mohamed, His Clock, and the Curious Turn of Events · · Score: 0

    The more information that leaks the clearer it becomes that this was a planned hoax to achieve exactly the outcome that it did. To wit:

    1) Ahmed claimed he invented the clock - now we know he simply repackaged it.
    2) Mark Cuban on Bill Maher's show said that he spoke with multiple individuals in the school district (Cuban lives in Dallas) and they claimed that Ahmed took it upon himself to take his "invention" out of his bag in every one of his classes and it was only in the 6th class that a teacher became suspicious, in English clash.
    3) That teacher repeatedly asked Ahmed to explain what his invention was and to put it away and Ahmed failed to engage and respond to the teacher.
    4) Mark Cuban had a long conversation with Ahmed on the phone and said he could hear Ahmed's sister advising him how to respond to each of Marks' questions as he asked them
    5) New stores leaking imply that Ahmed's parents are muslim activists, although there is weak confirmation of this.

  11. Re:Built-in "performance chip" on Volkswagen Ordered To Recall 500K Vehicles Over Its Own Malicious Programming · · Score: 2

    So now we'll need an aftermarket "green-rod" chip that makes our cars environmental friendly. And instead of advertising the chip in beefy car magazines they'll advertise them in nature magazines sold at Whole Foods.

  12. Productivity tip #1 for engineers on Twitter's Tech Lead On Making Software Engineers More Efficient · · Score: 1

    Don't waste time browsing on twitter.

  13. I'm working on something even better on Check Point Introduces New CPU-Level Threat Prevention · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Electron-level threat protection. It analyzes randomly-moving electrons to decide how best to separate people from their IT budget dollars.

  14. Re:Next year they'll find another switch on MIT Researchers Discover "Metabolic Master Switch" To Control Obesity · · Score: 1

    That's how the grant progress works - make a discovery, overstate its importance, collect the next grant, and repeat the process when the grant money runs out. As for evolution, throwing random insults at someone is the evolutionary equivalent of monkeys throwing their feces at each other.

  15. Next year they'll find another switch on MIT Researchers Discover "Metabolic Master Switch" To Control Obesity · · Score: 1

    That controls the switch they found this year. And so on and so on. The complexity of nature is bested only by the ego of man and his "discoveries".

  16. Sorry Intel, not enough on Intel Discloses Detailed Skylake Architecture Enhancements · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like the last few generations - lots of incremental improvements and excellent technology but wont amount to much of a difference in general performance.

  17. Why does any program ever need more than 640KB on Air Traffic Snafu: FAA System Runs Out of Memory · · Score: 1

    Heard that somewhere before :)

  18. Where's justice for our murdered civil rights? on Prosecutors Op-Ed: Phone Encryption Blocks Justice · · Score: 1

    Not to discount murder, but people are going to murder each other whether or not police are permitted to access decrypted data on phones. Murdering are civil rights and privacy will be a lot harder with encryption.

  19. I thought Abenomics wanted inflation? on Japan To Restart Nuclear Power Tomorrow After Energy Prices Soar · · Score: 0

    I guess they only wanted inflation directed the "right" players in the economy, ie people instead of businesses.

  20. Wish Microsoft would sponsor a UX talent strategy on Microsoft Taps PBS To Advance Its National Talent Strategy With 'Code Trip' · · Score: 1

    They're in dire need of better UX talent than they are of developer talent.

  21. How much is 0.5% of zero? on HEVC Advance Announces H.265 Royalty Rates, Raises Some Hackles · · Score: 1

    Because that's exactly what HEVC is going to get if they pursue this.

  22. Clever move by management on HP R&D Starts Enforcing a Business Casual Dress Code · · Score: 2

    That way you can't tell who's incompetent by just looking at who's dressed up anymore.

  23. Flash is the Confederate Flag of the internet on Twitch Is Ditching Flash For HTML5, Just Like YouTube · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technology non grata

  24. Hotmail's whitelist is an effective system on Google Launches Gmail Postmaster Tools To Eliminate Spam · · Score: 1

    Been using it for years and have never received spam. You can add individual addresses or entire domains and all your contacts are automatically included as well.

  25. All the education and not a lick of common sense on "We Screwed Up," Says Reddit CEO In Formal Apology · · Score: 1

    It seems the only thing Pao is good at is collecting degrees.