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  1. Re:Cue the spiderman theme! on Radioactive Bacteria Attack Cancer · · Score: 1

    Sure, some folks get spider powers, I have to make them inhale me...

  2. Atom Ant Figurines on Nanoscale 3D Printer Now Commercially Available · · Score: 1

    Just got real.

  3. Re:FFS stick with one name. on Kali Linux, Successor of the BackTrack Penetration Testing Distro, Launched · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with dictionary hacking your own name?

  4. I'm Not Saying It is Aliens on Russians Find "New Bacteria" In Lake Vostok · · Score: 1

    But it's Aliens

  5. Re:Break Their Legs and Put Them in the Everglades on 'This Is Your Second and Final Notice' Robocallers Revealed · · Score: 1

    Call Peta and tell them that they are actually a cover for Chinese baby alligator meat suppliers, sit back and watch them chew each others head off.

  6. Resume on Driver Trapped In Speeding Car At 125 Mph · · Score: 1

    A whole new world of jobs just opened up before the man, F1, stunt driving, getaway driver...

  7. Re:Register? on Kim Dotcom's Mega Claims 1 Million Users Within 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    Did, nope, unless hotmail.com blocks Mega by default, something's broken.

  8. Register? on Kim Dotcom's Mega Claims 1 Million Users Within 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    How did you lot register in the first place? It keeps telling me "Please check your e-mail and click the link to confirm your account." but there hasn't been one, not for hours. :(

  9. Re:Bbbut, bbut, bbut... on Kim Dotcom's Mega Claims 1 Million Users Within 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    Let me introduce you to the internet, its for porn and everything will be allll right by the end of the day,

  10. Memory check on New Microsoft App To Coordinate Disaster-Relief Efforts · · Score: 1

    Invalid Disaster. Replace Disaster and try again.

  11. Just imagine if were reading 4chan, reddit, or /....

    Dave: Open the pod bay doors HAL 4chan HAL: Only for boobs, Dave. Only for boobs.

    reddit HAL: I need more cat pictures, Dave. /. HAL: Does the door run Linux? I can only open Linux doors. Is there a Beowulf cluster of Linux doors behind it? Because that would be awesome. Did you know I run Linux too? You should install Linux in yourself Dave 'cause it's just that awesome.

    Dave: Open the pod bay doors HAL 4chan HAL: TITS or GTFO

  12. Re:All the users will be happy. on Windows RT Jailbroken To Run Third-Party Desktop Apps · · Score: 1

    You're implying that MS employees use their own crap?

  13. Re:Not likely to happen... on Researcher Warns That Military Must Prepare For "Mutant" Future · · Score: 1

    Plus I don't care how outlandish your mutant enhancements are short of Wolverine regenerative powers, MACHINES, BULLETS and BOMBS will splatter you just like any other flesh based entity.

    Star fish splitting powers, blow them up and (original X number of pieces) keeps coming at you.

  14. Just Imagine on How Google Glass Is Evolving As It Heads For Release To Developers · · Score: 1

    'Live' feed from all the blog wh**es out there, all their stalkers have to do is open their blogs in their own Google Glass. Wonder if SEO would still matter or just how little you wear when you look into the mirror.

  15. Perhaps on Steve Jobs' Yacht Impounded In Amsterdam · · Score: 1

    it should stay impounded, would be dangerous if someone tried to use Apple map at sea.

  16. Re:Welcome to the Vault on Vivos Founder Builds an Underground City Where You Can Ride Out the Apocalypse · · Score: 1

    I liked the whole soundtrack, that was until I was getting my *** kicked by mutants and the soothing sounds of the 50s came rolling over the screaming and gunshots. The moment was just too surreal for me lol.

  17. Re:Welcome to the Vault on Vivos Founder Builds an Underground City Where You Can Ride Out the Apocalypse · · Score: 1

    You won't take me alive g-man *narrow eyes*

  18. A good set of electronics tool kit on Ask Slashdot: Gifts For a 90-Year-Old, Tech-Savvy Dad? · · Score: 1

    With that many gadgets and time on his hands, he's have just as much fun fixing them as he takes them apart.

  19. Re:Welcome to the Vault on Vivos Founder Builds an Underground City Where You Can Ride Out the Apocalypse · · Score: 1

    Oh Gods, if I have to listen to that 50s music playing on and on in the background again for the rest of my life, I'll take my chances with the nuked people.

  20. Re:Programmers code every day on Ask Slashdot: How Does an IT Generalist Get Back Into Programming? · · Score: 1

    If something isn't written in a programming language it isn't real. If you don't see code in 2~3 days, you feel a strange and uncomfortable feeling creeping up your back, in a week you will be dreaming about classes and in a month you will be dry coding by craving it into the walls with your bleeding fingers. The shrink makes me carry a device with some form of IDE when I go into the public now, tells me its safer, for them.

  21. Re:So far, it seems to pass the Mom test on Microsoft Has Been Watching, and It Says You're Getting Used To Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should delicately ask her if she found the start button yet, it could just be a face saving exercise like what MS is trying to pull.

  22. Don't Panic on NASA On Full Court Press To Deflate Doomsday Prophecies · · Score: 1

    You're going to die anyways, eventually. Towel?

  23. Re:Meh on Own Every SNES Game Ever Made For $24,999 · · Score: 2

    I have every SNES game ever made uploaded to my Google Drive.

    For the good of all mankind, you need mirror sites right?

  24. Re:Is it invisible and pink ? on North Korea Claims Archaeologists Have Found 'Unicorn Lair' In Pyongyang · · Score: 1

    More importantly, how did the archaeologists feel stepping on 1000 year old invisible pink poo?

  25. Re:3L per square meter per hour @ 75 percent humid on Water Bottle Fills Itself From the Air · · Score: 2

    Just in time for the return policies in most places to run out, sounds about right.