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  1. So... on The "Man In the Moon" Was Created By Mega Volcano · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Mega-man" in the moon?

  2. Re:A jobless world on Robot Dramas: Autonomous Machines In the Limelight On Stage and In Society · · Score: 1

    Manna.

  3. Re:next 50 to 100 years? on Study: Earthlings Not Ready For Alien Encounters, Yet · · Score: 1

    Consider this please...

    We currently are basing our search on EM communications. We have only been using this type of communication mechanism for a short time, cosmically speaking. I don't think it will be very long before we either discover (on purpose) or stumble upon some other exotic communication mechanism. If this is true for us, then it is likely to be true for other civilizations as well. So we are looking for signs based on a communication mechanism that is nearly infinitesimally short-lived in a civilization's development.

    In short, I don't think we even know *what* to look for yet.

    Disclaimer: I am neither a physicist, nor a mathematician, just an average geek, and this is all conjecture.

  4. Re:Federal Analog Act? on How the Web Makes a Real-Life Breaking Bad Possible · · Score: 1

    as if the secret government would say, "Please."

    IMPOSTER!

  5. Re:Wait, what? on Researchers Show Apple Can Read iMessages · · Score: 1

    It's "spiel."

    You're welcome.

  6. Re:Who does these studies? on Adults Make Riskier, More Inconsistent Decisions As They Get Older, Study Finds · · Score: 1

    Psychology undergraduates

    Dude, they judge EVERYONE.

  7. Re:They've got money to burn on Adults Make Riskier, More Inconsistent Decisions As They Get Older, Study Finds · · Score: 2

    You can't take them into public if you fear they may call your waiter the N word or go on a tirade about the jews when you are trying to get groceries.

    I have had both of these things happen to me on more than one occasion. Each time it was as if the world went in to slow motion and I could not get my mother out of the area fast enough. At one point in a particularly awkward situation I seriously thought someone was going to punch my 73-year-old mother in the face. No matter how many times I try to explain to her that she MUST stop speaking that way, she just doesn't seem to get it, or she just doesn't care.

  8. Re:jerk on Georgia Cop Issues 800 Tickets To Drivers Texting At Red Lights · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are many laws for which police officers use their own discretion in regards to enforcement of said laws. This is possibly a situation where the spirit of the law and the letter of the law are not in sync.

    IANAL, YMMV, etc.

  9. Re:they are doing it wrong on Toronto Family Bans All Technology In Their Home Made After 1986 · · Score: 2

    I moose, you moose, he/she/it mooses
    I moosed, you moosed, he/she/it moosed
    I shall moose, you shall moose, he/she/it shall moose

    A Moose once bit my sister ...

    I have moosed, you have moosed, he/she/it has moosen

    Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretty nasti...

    I shall have moosen, you shall have moosen, he/she/it shall have moosen
    ....

    The directors of the firm hired to continue this post after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

  10. Re:Must have been a B.U. student on Facebook Deletes Social Fixer Community Page Without Explanation · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Very little utility here on NSA-resistant Android App 'Burns' Sensitive Messages · · Score: 1

    "...unless they're keeping all the data that goes to your phone all the time."

    Which is exactly what they appear to be doing.

  12. Re:Just dig a really deep hole on US States Banned From Exporting Trash To China Are Drowning In Plastic · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else see the irony in this?

  13. Probability on Neurologists Shine Light On Near-Death Experiences · · Score: 1

    The light at the end of the tunnel is just as likely to be an oncoming train headed for the trauma center as it is to be a private conference with god or dead loved ones.

  14. Re: Your Signature on Malaria Vaccine Nearing Reality · · Score: 1

    That's Dr. Sheldon Cooper, if you please.

    If you find this statement too direct, please feel free to imagine that it was concluded with a winky face or some other unnecessary yet somehow comforting-to-the-unwashed-masses communicative frivolity.

    You're welcome.

  15. Re:Al? on AI Is Funny - a Generative Joke Model · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coffee is like a woman.

    Hot and sweet at first, then increasingly cold and bitter.

  16. Manually Generated on AI Is Funny - a Generative Joke Model · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like my slashdot like I like my like like like...

    Loop detected, aborting.

  17. Re: The question you are all asking... on US Gained a Decade of Flynn-Effect IQ Points After Adding Iodine To Salt · · Score: 1

    Salt yours what?

  18. Re:Judicial control is what was missing on Federal Judge Rejects State Secrets Claims: EFF Case To Proceed · · Score: 1

    That was sarcasm, right?

  19. Re:So sick of popular geek culture. on New Moons of Pluto Named Kerberos and Styx; Popular Choice 'Vulcan' Snubbed · · Score: 1

    We don't need to mention it to you, as everything one would want to know about that absolutely wonderful television program can be easily found here.

    You're welcome.

  20. Re:So... on Why Your Sysadmin Hates You · · Score: 1

    "Yeah, but it was cathartic!"

    Well, I guess reading it *did* sort of feel like getting a catheter.

  21. Re:Protecting the arts and artists on Birthday Song's Copyright Leads To a Lawsuit For the Ages · · Score: 5, Informative

    Whoosh. Bigtime.

  22. Re:My goodness on U.S. District Judge: Forced Decryption of Hard Drives Violates Fifth Amendment · · Score: 1

    What's the name of his other leg?

  23. Easy on Badgers Block British Broadband Buildout · · Score: 1

    Go. Around.

  24. Re: Have u thought about.. on Ask Slashdot: Moving From Contract Developers To Hiring One In-House? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have had the pleasure of being the project manager on several fairly large software projects during my career. These projects were finished on time and to spec. Everything the customer asked for in the agreed-upon scope worked. Everyone was happy...

    However, as a precaution, I ALWAYS insist on putting a post-release support agreement in place at the start of the project. This lets the customer know that if problems arise, they will be addressed and fixed if at all possible, and it gets the developer in the mindset of providing continuing support after release. This has worked amazingly well for everyone involved. The customer feels secure and the developer does not have to work for free.

  25. Re:Four ways to profit on One Bitcoin By the Numbers: Is There Still Profit To Be Made? · · Score: 1

    The LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

    There is nothing wrong with money, nor with having lots of it. It is when one begins to value money over all other things that one begins to fall.