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  1. Re:So, If I Don;t Like It, I Can Steal It? on All The Rave · · Score: 1

    So reading a book without paying for it these days is theft? You shouldn't be looking at those Rembrandts without forkin' over da big bucks, then...

  2. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon on Philip K. Dick Speaks (Sorta) · · Score: 1

    Universal turmoil vs. the "in-joke".
    Now that's comedy.


    All humour is dependent on context; Arthur Koestler wrote a very good book on this, can't remember what it was called though. Supposedly 'universal humour' generally depends on culturally fashioned norms -- the in-joke is just shared with a smaller culture. By the same token, some of the people you "dissed" in your list above would see their peers as making sense/being funny/whatever was meant...

    By the way, I'd say that much humour is moronic in nature anyway, generally revolving around the "there but for the grace of God go I" principle. Whistling in the dark.

  3. Re:Slashdot should add a "bat-boy" Icon on Philip K. Dick Speaks (Sorta) · · Score: 1

    What crack are the editors smoking and please pass it because my reality distortion field is waning and I need a hook up before the shakes set in.

    Obviously you need to develop a more twisted sense of humour. Reading more PKD might help :)

    (This "spirit voice" stuff isn't a very funny joke, but it is at least an attempt in a somewhat Dickian style...)

  4. Re:How to Infuriate the RIAA? on How to Legally Infuriate the RIAA? · · Score: 1

    It's an evaluation copy only, I promise! I'll delete it after 48 hours!

  5. Re:Adverse Possession in California on Don't Be a Sharecropper · · Score: 1

    (Since MS doesn't know you've been pirating their software, and they^h BSA sues all whom they catch, no such opportunity was ever present.)

    Given the extent to which Windows tries to 'phone home' at every opportunity, I'd be surprised if they didn't have quite a bit of data on pirate installations from all around.

  6. Re:Cuba, eh? on How to Jam a Worldwide Satellite TV Broadcast · · Score: 1

    All those bad things, like the journalist who was killed, were *intentional*.

    Journalists.

    And they were shooting directly at them, despite knowing full well they were there. Certainly looked intentional to me.

  7. Re:Lunch on M$? on Extending And Embracing In Portland At OSCON 2003 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft are actually very generous people.

    I'd be generous, too, if I had US$40 billion plus in the bank.

  8. Re: Slashdot Beatitudes on Linus Torvalds about SCO, IP, MS and Transmeta · · Score: 1

    "Andy Warhol got it right
    Everybody gets the limelight
    Andy Warhol got it wrong
    Fifteen minutes is too long..."
    -- Jung Talent Time , TISM

  9. Re:The Roads Must Roll on High Speed Travelator · · Score: 1

    s/better of/better off/

  10. Re:The Roads Must Roll on High Speed Travelator · · Score: 1

    They'd be better of spitting on him for being a dirty old pervert for writing, oh, pretty much everything he wrote from the late 1960s onward.

  11. Re:I don't mean to be a party pooper but... on Scott McCloud Tries Webcomic Micropayment · · Score: 1

    With these micropayments you pay first, then access the content. Just like a porn site, but cheaper and with less fake boobs.

    The main difference being that enough people will pay to see porn to make it a viable business idea :)

  12. Re:If it ain't Baroque... on Cracking the Quicksilver Code · · Score: 1

    Rock or roke, I guess. ba-roke... broke... heh. Not very.

  13. Re:hm on Pioneer To Release TiVo/DVD Burner Combo · · Score: 0

    Doubleplusungood, even.

  14. Re:Missed opportunities on Industry Leaders Discuss Java Status Quo · · Score: 1

    I also think that "powerful" is a changing metric; once we have something that's powerful and easy-to-use, we look for something in the same area that is more powerful and not as easy to use, as many of us are prepared to tolerate a certain level of complexity as a trade-off for that extra power.

    After all, I never would have imagined all the things about computers that I now practically take for granted when I first bashed out a program in Commodore 64 BASIC... but by those standards, they *are* both powerful and easy to use.

    Of course, as you say, quality is irrelevant, control of the market counts more. :)

  15. Re:Constructive Criticism on Neverwinter Nights for Linux · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but what's the performance like in the Windows OpenGL renderer? Pretty close to the Linux one, isn't it? This implies that it's not a problem with their code base on Linux, more a problem with parts of the Unreal engine that have likely been designed around Direct3D rather than GL.

  16. Re:Nothing on USB 1.1 Renumbered To USB 2? · · Score: 1

    Slashdot sensationalism. Unfortunately, I don't think the community realizes how much credibility they lose every time they post these stupid anti-MS tainted articles.

    Slashdot.... credibility. Since when have those two words ever belonged in the same sentence?

  17. Re:Yes, he will. on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 1

    If we're going for the human rights argument, I'm really looking forward to US-enforced regime change in Burma, North Korea, China, Zimbabwe and Indonesia, to pick just a few.

    Maybe while they're at it they could also meet their obligations under the Geneva Convention to the prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay.

  18. Re:And How Do the People Feel? on Matrix Gets Egyptian Ban For Explicit Religion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Self-censorship is the worst kind of censorship there is, and that's what the post I replied to seemed to be advocating.

    The limitation of the discussion to Americans seemed interesting as well, as if they are the only ones with the right to an opinion on this issue... the reason I linked to David Hicks' web page was to show that other people are affected when Americans decide to chuck human rights out of the window, it's not merely an internal matter. If he's committed a crime, charge him. In a court. You know, laws and things. Don't just lock him in a cage and forget about him.

    (The Aussie Government isn't doing anything to help matters, of course. Bastards. About what you'd expect, given their record of attacking Iraq and Afghanistan while at the same time imprisoning refugees from those regimes in concentration camps in the desert. God, this country's fucked.)

  19. Re:Well... on Red Hat License Challenged · · Score: 1

    Will it still qualify as progress when it gets posted again tomorrow, without the immediate rebuttal? :?

  20. Re:And How Do the People Feel? on Matrix Gets Egyptian Ban For Explicit Religion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Does the fact that we can say anything mean that we should say everything? I've noticed a certain "anything that can be said, should be said" mentality in a lot of my fellow Ameicans, and I wonder how valid it is. Thoughts?

    I'd rather make that decision myself than have someone else make it for me.

    (I'm not American, though, so obviously I'm not qualified to comment on this... after all, human rights are so well respected by the American Government.)

  21. Re:Nah on SCO Gives Friday Deadline To IBM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the frequency of editorial reposts on Slashdot, I wouldn't have had to wait very long, would I?

  22. Re:Nah on SCO Gives Friday Deadline To IBM · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interestingly, when I tried to copy&paste your comment, I got this error message:

    This exact comment has already been posted. Try to be more original...

    If only the editors received such feedback. :(

  23. Re:I prefer analog on AAC Put To The Test · · Score: 1

    Just remember that digital=loss.

    If only I had perfect hearing as well -- and complete atmospheric control. Then I could assure the quality of the analogue sounds I hear.

    You are hearing a representation of the original source material.

    That's all I'm interested in... if we're going to get philosophical, isn't everyone's perception of a sound a "representation" of the original source material?

  24. Re:Has anybody considered on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 1

    But how does the manager know that his company's internally-developed applications weren't just cut-and-pasted together by his developers? Without seeing the source, and actually comparing it to every relevant code snippet ever published or released under any license, how can we tell that any piece of software is not, at least in part, a derivative work?

    That was the point I was making in my response; if the company responsible for the product won't indemnify you against their own errors (whether or not their product is based on open or closed source), you need to have a good long look at your own legal liabilities.

    I don't imagine we'd ever see code scrutiny across the industry -- for the same reason we're not all allowed to access any security camera footage we want. It would be interesting if it happened, but I don't think it's a political possibility.

  25. Re:Big Deal on 43 Million Americans Use P2P Software · · Score: 1

    Whether or not that number's correct, I'd want to see it from anopther source than NORML before I believe it -- they're hardly a disinterested party in the matter.